The Best of r/oldpeoplefacebook
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- čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
- fuck i talk like a little kid anyways if anybody is upset that I used one of their posts/screenshots/whatever in this video, just let me know, I'll get rid of it and reupload it.
Song: • Pac Man World 2 Soundt...
-SOURCES-
- Take 2 and call your doctor in the morning: / doctor_knows_best
- The swimming pool with: / minion_hate
- So tired of this stop making it on her and the news: / karen_has_a_point
- I still remember my first trip to disneyland (I have no clue where i got this so here's a link i got off of google images): 41.media.tumbl...
- Do you think:
cdn.smosh.com/s...
- Hulk Hogan poem:
/ hulk_hogan_shares_a_poem
- Turn your phone upside down (selfies should be banned):
/ rob_has_something_to_s...
- Congestion: / congested_dave
- What is mean?: / 42zeq4
- I can't find mu grandson: / spange
- Is anyone selling a camel outfit for a nativity play?: (I can't find this one wtf)
- VACCUMS,: / vaccums
- Strawberry quick (I've got no idea where i found this so here's some post I found on google): / apparently_this_is_str...
- My name is michael not gichael: (Can't find this one anywhere)
- PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SELF FROM MY PAGE: (Same as above)
-- The next three are from the same picture --
i.imgur.com/dvO...
- I'm new with compurts: / marcel_is_new_with_com...
- This is my new grandson: image.atomica.c...
- The first ti: / the_first_ti
- NASCAR: / nascar
- Where to buy chicken casserole supplies: / casserole_hunter
- Old people writing on google facebook page: cdn.smosh.com/s...
- onions: / order_onions
- ORDER CORN: / not_sure_whats_going_o...
- Fresh food: media.galaxant....
- Hey honey its dad, what are your tonight?: media.galaxant....
- Do you ever miss your mom or your dad?: media.galaxant....
- my son: 67.media.tumblr...
- What can we help you with, Robb?: / robb_needs_help
- 5-in-1: / a_rare_five_in_one
- Cool George Lopez: / cool_george_lopez
- for the EGGS: hugelolcdn.com...
- OLD COUNTRY BUFFET COUPON: (I can't find this anywhere on the internet)
- Please get out of my facebook page: (Same as above)
- I hope u are well: 67.media.tumblr...
- Thanks to: 65.media.tumblr...
- Cracker barrel: 66.media.tumblr...
- garlic bread: / garlic_bread
- I don't even know what to call this one tbh: i.imgur.com/VOo... (I can't find it anywhere else)
- Thanks for the poop (The only place I can find it is here): comics.notite.r...
- hey honey I'll call you as soon as I can why the fuck: / my_dad_insists_on_usin...
- mmmmmmmm: / advisory_message_mmmmmmmm
- I'm out: / donnas_been_pushed_too...
Part 2 is up: czcams.com/video/xDx9yUMiANU/video.html
that is cool
tks
Lol after 1 year
rzeka k
Wait, rzeka means river in polish, do you have something common with Poland?
The link has xD in it xD
My 'post three minion pictures' button isn't working someone help???
nowheredaisy try going in to control panel and type in "spange" it should fix it. If not its just a bud.
Also I lost my grandson in Walmart could you find him?
+HydroDragonN all jokes aside isn't it possible to do that with a macro on your mouse, pretty sure you can at least copy and paste? Or am I just an idiot?
poke yeah you're totally correct with that, but I was joking. I'm going to have to add a minion macro on my naga.
+poke autohotkey could do it
nowheredaisy hit ctrl
My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE
Natür lich fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on your Facebook page
SPANGE
NO
spange
*NO*
*post three minion pictures*
this deserves way more views
spange
no
garlic bread
Kinda. I mean, there isn't much new content, it's all from reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook.
he's just reading off reddit posts
Your voice is so relaxing
what really? I hope it still is cause I've changed it a lot. Either way thank you
rzeka do asmr
Cecilia :-] damn it really is
adropintheocean cyr?
he sounds like cry vocally but speaks in a cadence similar to jacks films
order corn
order corn
please order corn
I had to stop the video there so I wouldn't asphyxiate
Lmao the dad acting like google was Facebook till his kids finally gives directions
Kevo
Don't you mean 'like Facebook was Google' ?
"SPANGE"
"NO"
I CANT
spange
no
mmmmmmmmmm
hm
Kkdk
RICHER
VrescoTM
Order corn
congestion
congestion
"This was the wrong photo I've commented on -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me !!"
"Garlic bread"
he likes wallnuts. sounds like wallmart
i found him
spange
no
walnuts* walmart*
spange
no
garlic bread
s
can i buy a youtube here
Under
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Spange
spange?
spinge
s p i n g e
WHY ARE THE COMMENTS HERE SO BAD WHAT'S GOING ON
Ah, I had it on newest first.
Sweet jesus, your next video needs to be about some of the shit here.
I mean all it would be is
"PAC MAN MUSIC"
"hey you sound like jacksfilms"
"(quote from video)"
rzeka
There's some inane shit in the comments section, but yeah, you're kinda right. Normal cancer will be normal cancer.
Kenemon hahaha i had it on newest first too just now and it was p confusing and anguishing lmao thank god ur comment was pinned
sorry oops.bad connect
*S P A N G E*
"Midget butts" I literally screamed
@walmart i cant find mu grandson
please help me
he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart
i found him
spange
no
MY MOM SHOWED ME THE STRAWBERRY QUICK POST ALL SUPER SERIOUS WHEN I WAS IN 6th grade!!
I was like mom wtf
This isn't real
Stop
Funny how they tell us not to believe everything you see and hear and to not fall for scams. Yet...they somehow think if it's on the internet it absolutely has to be real.
How old is the Strawberry Quick post anyway? I don't remember seeing it on facebook.
Most of this type of stuff was around 2004-2008 like on totse (creators of jenkem) and 4chan.. ahh back when internet culture was just for people in the know.. before the normies, those were the days.
By the way you type, i'll assume that was yesterday?
NASCAR
Lost is at "My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE"!
Levi Olson Is that Yhom Torke
0:16 You know, that key that puts up three posts of the same picture of a minion with a bunch of fruit on its head to Facebook. Everyone has that key on their keyboard, right?
I got like 20 dude
Igotbored Its only been a year dude
"He likes walnuts, sounds like Walmart" That is literally every grandson ever.
*_LARGE EGGS ARE LARGE EGGS_*
"too late she's gone"
jesus christ LOLD
I love your laugh.
"help"
"What can we help you with, Rob?"
"Thankss"
"ha-HA!"
im new with compurts. i stop in, they help me, thankyou im gond. # 1 tks.
order corn
Advisory: mmmmmmmmmmm
Dear moths are great
Advisory: mmmmmmm
He not like the banana
It's like we watched the same vid
ah ah great vid re zika have a nice day mom loves you bye post google thyroid infection ok why is the voice not answering google thyroid infection
Can I buy a CZcams here?
We should all ask Advil about random things.
cool George Lopez
sweet
cool dude
order corn
hello?
hello??
excuse me
can i talk to a real person?
*HE LIKES WALNUTS. SOUNDS LIKE WALMART*
"signs of punctured lung"
Congestion
For the EGGS
6:09
ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
Raquel Robles EDUCATION TRANSPORTATION EDUCATION TRANSPORTATION EDUCATION TRANSPORTATION
BUY EGGS FOR BART
DECEARING EGUEGUEGUEGUEGU
Angus Barkley BRING ME HEAD OF PIG
are you planning on making more narrations of old people facebook? i almost choked on air from laughing so hard... please consider a part 2... one year later jesus christ man get on it
Yeah, probably. I have a lot of ideas for videos and a part 2 to this is one of them but I'm really lazy and have a lot of shit to do for school. plus I've been sick for like the past 2 weeks. glad you liked it tho, thanks
rzeka sorry to hear that. hope you start feeling better soon
BeautyBabe19 ikrrr
rzeka mmmmmmmmmm
Sometimes I’ll add “Advil” to the end of a question because of this video. Does anyone else do this? _Advil??_
NASCAR
order shampoo
This is perhaps the funniest video I've ever seen. Thank you spange lord.
can i buy a youtube here
Alexa, Order a computer
Why do old people always think people are just going around giving away free drugs? Who's paying for all these free drugs? Do they know how much it would cost to supply an entire school with meth?
V.Vega That's true 😂 although some drugs are given for free the first time in order to get them hooked up for more
why was this I'm my recommended? I mean, I'm not complaining that was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I looked at the views and subs count expecting to see multiple millions, you sir are underappreciated. subscribed.
69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is something I didn't know I needed to see.
I've been up since 9 am yesterday, it's 5 am right now and I am crying at this video. Oh my god
"garlic bread"
-joanne
Where is my computer?
i truly lost it at that desperate last attempt "please order corn"
lmfao
5:33 your laugh was so cute lol
garlic bread
Barranomaly CONGRATS SIS !!!... I'm proud of you !!!
Bread
-laughs-heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me
hello yes
Garlic Bread bread
Dont get above your raisins!
Ok, thanks for the poop; will follow up.
*small laughter*
I've watched this video repeatedly for years and I just now realized that the background music is the theme from pacman world 2
*MY NAME IS MICHEAL NOT GICHEAL PLEASE CHANGE!*
Is it crazy if I think the guy at 6:18 has a point? Large eggs are large eggs.
Brandon St. Whyte But eggs are sold by different prices and at different quality assurance levels by different brands.
order corn
Battle Droid execute order corn
This needs not only a sequel but also 2M views.
"too late, shes gone" fking killed me xD
So, does the chicken casserole supply store just sell chicken casseroles?
Strawberry meth sounds dope
congratulations, youve been chosen by the algorithm
Honestly it wouldn't be this funny if it wasn't for his delivery
Don't get above your raisen. Word.
this one time my grandmother posted a happy birthday post on my cousins page and signed '-Grandma' but she just hit enter or something and it autocompleted and tagged to '-Grandmaster Flash'
NASCAR
Boxxy Lego Playmobil christ😂😂😂
0:24 I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT KAREN WAS TRYING TO SAY. I'VE TRANSCRIBED THE TEXT!!
"So tired of this! Stop making them popular on here and in the news. They want their name out there. They need it. Like those people who say "I killed someone!" when they actually didn't. Since they're so popular on social media, in the news, and on television, they think to themselves "I'm so great!". The reality is you're the same as everyone else. You put your pants on one leg at a time. After you're gone only your family will remember you. Everyone else will just forget you. Don't get above yourself. Remember where you came from. You, and other people like you, would be nothing without us. Never EVER forget that it might just be your biggest mistake."
still sounds like an old person rambling so nothing really changed but i appreciate that your took the time out of your day to translate it.
Maple_Hobbit d
For the EGGS
Matthew Eckersley I can’t stop watching that part and I don’t know why
I think the sad part is, I would absolutely believe that "Advisory message" from Berkeley Campus Police. They do tend to have problems with public things.
"Order corn
Order corn!
Hello
Hello?
Can I speak to a real person please?
Order corn"
I love that you read everything! I hate it when people just use Google or something, because how you tell the joke is way more important than most people think. I laughed so hard!
Never understood why the Post Three Minion Pictures key was so big on these keyboards.
Idk why, but I hope that person gets the corn they wanted.
I love his voice omg
chicken casserole supplies store
FOR THE *_EGGS_*
"where to buy chicken casserole supplies"
*Top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*
"delete this now i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey to think about thing's underneath boxershorts" -Joanne
S p a n g e
s p a n g e
I stand with Karen. I think.
congestion
Congestion
these are just robots trying to figure out how to exist
"he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart"
"i found him"
"spange"
"no"
I lost my mind. XD
5:33 that giggle needs to be locked in a vault and keept safe forever, for it is a treasure.
SPANGE
NO
spANgE
nO
your laugh is cute af
Susan is having problems again
Thank you for ending the video at 8:26. If it had gone on any longer, I would have peed myself.
1:51
"spange"
You sound like Vinny there. Has anyone ever told you that?
smol brendan This is the highest compliment I've ever gotten
Old people are better at shitposting than us all
The "Gichael" one had me crying
Hi can i order a new computer
spange. *no*
*_*MINION PICTURE_**
"Shit, wrong key."
signs of punctured lung
did he ever get his corn tho?
Susan is having problems again.
Too late. She's gone.
I farted from laughter.
Congestion
Congestion
Congestion
garlic bread
spange
NASCAR
Just blame the autocorrect tool for this!!
G
There are very few videos that can make me laugh after the first watch but this never gets old
it gets very old
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Your laugh has cleared my skin and watered my crops
4:18 is an absolute gold nugget