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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024
  • fuck i talk like a little kid anyways if anybody is upset that I used one of their posts/screenshots/whatever in this video, just let me know, I'll get rid of it and reupload it.
    Song: • Pac Man World 2 Soundt...
    -SOURCES-
    - Take 2 and call your doctor in the morning: / doctor_knows_best
    - The swimming pool with: / minion_hate
    - So tired of this stop making it on her and the news: / karen_has_a_point
    - I still remember my first trip to disneyland (I have no clue where i got this so here's a link i got off of google images): 41.media.tumbl...
    - Do you think:
    cdn.smosh.com/s...
    - Hulk Hogan poem:
    / hulk_hogan_shares_a_poem
    - Turn your phone upside down (selfies should be banned):
    / rob_has_something_to_s...
    - Congestion: / congested_dave
    - What is mean?: / 42zeq4
    - I can't find mu grandson: / spange
    - Is anyone selling a camel outfit for a nativity play?: (I can't find this one wtf)
    - VACCUMS,: / vaccums
    - Strawberry quick (I've got no idea where i found this so here's some post I found on google): / apparently_this_is_str...
    - My name is michael not gichael: (Can't find this one anywhere)
    - PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SELF FROM MY PAGE: (Same as above)
    -- The next three are from the same picture --
    i.imgur.com/dvO...
    - I'm new with compurts: / marcel_is_new_with_com...
    - This is my new grandson: image.atomica.c...
    - The first ti: / the_first_ti
    - NASCAR: / nascar
    - Where to buy chicken casserole supplies: / casserole_hunter
    - Old people writing on google facebook page: cdn.smosh.com/s...
    - onions: / order_onions
    - ORDER CORN: / not_sure_whats_going_o...
    - Fresh food: media.galaxant....
    - Hey honey its dad, what are your tonight?: media.galaxant....
    - Do you ever miss your mom or your dad?: media.galaxant....
    - my son: 67.media.tumblr...
    - What can we help you with, Robb?: / robb_needs_help
    - 5-in-1: / a_rare_five_in_one
    - Cool George Lopez: / cool_george_lopez
    - for the EGGS: hugelolcdn.com...
    - OLD COUNTRY BUFFET COUPON: (I can't find this anywhere on the internet)
    - Please get out of my facebook page: (Same as above)
    - I hope u are well: 67.media.tumblr...
    - Thanks to: 65.media.tumblr...
    - Cracker barrel: 66.media.tumblr...
    - garlic bread: / garlic_bread
    - I don't even know what to call this one tbh: i.imgur.com/VOo... (I can't find it anywhere else)
    - Thanks for the poop (The only place I can find it is here): comics.notite.r...
    - hey honey I'll call you as soon as I can why the fuck: / my_dad_insists_on_usin...
    - mmmmmmmm: / advisory_message_mmmmmmmm
    - I'm out: / donnas_been_pushed_too...

Komentáře • 3,4K

  • @rzeka
    @rzeka  Před 6 lety +61

    Part 2 is up: czcams.com/video/xDx9yUMiANU/video.html

  • @squimbling
    @squimbling Před 7 lety +1535

    My 'post three minion pictures' button isn't working someone help???

    • @hydrodragonn7385
      @hydrodragonn7385 Před 7 lety +33

      nowheredaisy try going in to control panel and type in "spange" it should fix it. If not its just a bud.
      Also I lost my grandson in Walmart could you find him?

    • @longislandlegoboy
      @longislandlegoboy Před 7 lety +2

      +HydroDragonN all jokes aside isn't it possible to do that with a macro on your mouse, pretty sure you can at least copy and paste? Or am I just an idiot?

    • @hydrodragonn7385
      @hydrodragonn7385 Před 7 lety +1

      poke yeah you're totally correct with that, but I was joking. I'm going to have to add a minion macro on my naga.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 7 lety +20

      +poke autohotkey could do it

    • @deletednbwa1599
      @deletednbwa1599 Před 7 lety +1

      nowheredaisy hit ctrl

  • @naturlich4500
    @naturlich4500 Před 7 lety +635

    My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE

    • @MK-ex4pb
      @MK-ex4pb Před 7 lety +30

      Natür lich fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on your Facebook page

    • @mysterymeat64
      @mysterymeat64 Před 7 lety +15

      SPANGE
      NO

  • @mushtombofficial
    @mushtombofficial Před 7 lety +69

    spange
    *NO*

  • @bluenosethebaby
    @bluenosethebaby Před 7 lety +68

    *post three minion pictures*

  • @kmbs1827
    @kmbs1827 Před 7 lety +783

    this deserves way more views

    • @DoppiaD97
      @DoppiaD97 Před 7 lety +16

      spange

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj Před 7 lety +10

      no

    • @bebekhykeem
      @bebekhykeem Před 7 lety +11

      garlic bread

    • @alvin_row
      @alvin_row Před 7 lety +3

      Kinda. I mean, there isn't much new content, it's all from reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook.

    • @Hamatabo
      @Hamatabo Před 7 lety +2

      he's just reading off reddit posts

  • @cecilia-1980
    @cecilia-1980 Před 7 lety +574

    Your voice is so relaxing

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 7 lety +51

      what really? I hope it still is cause I've changed it a lot. Either way thank you

    • @amybeees
      @amybeees Před 7 lety +12

      rzeka do asmr

    • @Yasmin-vq9dz
      @Yasmin-vq9dz Před 7 lety

      Cecilia :-] damn it really is

    • @IAm-ce8eo
      @IAm-ce8eo Před 7 lety +2

      adropintheocean cyr?

    • @dustinmartin9
      @dustinmartin9 Před 7 lety +16

      he sounds like cry vocally but speaks in a cadence similar to jacks films

  • @pinkbutterfly413
    @pinkbutterfly413 Před 6 lety +40

    order corn
    order corn
    please order corn

    • @kinkanalchemist
      @kinkanalchemist Před 6 lety

      I had to stop the video there so I wouldn't asphyxiate

  • @kevo9352
    @kevo9352 Před 7 lety +33

    Lmao the dad acting like google was Facebook till his kids finally gives directions

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 Před 6 lety

      Kevo
      Don't you mean 'like Facebook was Google' ?

  • @DamonDeion
    @DamonDeion Před 7 lety +48

    "SPANGE"
    "NO"
    I CANT

  • @3astralad399
    @3astralad399 Před 7 lety +775

    spange
    no

  • @StLouisFilms
    @StLouisFilms Před 7 lety +34

    "This was the wrong photo I've commented on -laughs- heck this internet is too young for an old egg like me !!"
    "Garlic bread"

  • @therealfox1129
    @therealfox1129 Před 6 lety +27

    he likes wallnuts. sounds like wallmart
    i found him
    spange
    no

  • @theyeags5505
    @theyeags5505 Před 8 lety +1991

    spange

  • @_kenemon_
    @_kenemon_ Před 7 lety +437

    WHY ARE THE COMMENTS HERE SO BAD WHAT'S GOING ON

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ Před 7 lety +19

      Ah, I had it on newest first.
      Sweet jesus, your next video needs to be about some of the shit here.

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 7 lety +21

      I mean all it would be is
      "PAC MAN MUSIC"
      "hey you sound like jacksfilms"
      "(quote from video)"

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ Před 7 lety

      rzeka
      There's some inane shit in the comments section, but yeah, you're kinda right. Normal cancer will be normal cancer.

    • @klara9698
      @klara9698 Před 7 lety

      Kenemon hahaha i had it on newest first too just now and it was p confusing and anguishing lmao thank god ur comment was pinned

    • @winter4265
      @winter4265 Před 7 lety +1

      sorry oops.bad connect

  • @toxoplasicity
    @toxoplasicity Před 7 lety +40

    *S P A N G E*

  • @dejahatchett2451
    @dejahatchett2451 Před 6 lety +13

    "Midget butts" I literally screamed

  • @FluffySharkz
    @FluffySharkz Před 7 lety +46

    @walmart i cant find mu grandson

  • @kurtiscotton8168
    @kurtiscotton8168 Před 7 lety +1524

    MY MOM SHOWED ME THE STRAWBERRY QUICK POST ALL SUPER SERIOUS WHEN I WAS IN 6th grade!!
    I was like mom wtf
    This isn't real
    Stop

    • @Grellibe
      @Grellibe Před 7 lety +148

      Funny how they tell us not to believe everything you see and hear and to not fall for scams. Yet...they somehow think if it's on the internet it absolutely has to be real.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum Před 7 lety +2

      How old is the Strawberry Quick post anyway? I don't remember seeing it on facebook.

    • @Wolfpaw754
      @Wolfpaw754 Před 7 lety +12

      Most of this type of stuff was around 2004-2008 like on totse (creators of jenkem) and 4chan.. ahh back when internet culture was just for people in the know.. before the normies, those were the days.

    • @infusedwithsepticpuss
      @infusedwithsepticpuss Před 7 lety +13

      By the way you type, i'll assume that was yesterday?

    • @mertgokce7332
      @mertgokce7332 Před 7 lety +9

      NASCAR

  • @thenewlevi
    @thenewlevi Před 6 lety +16

    Lost is at "My Name is Michael NOT GICHAEL PLEASE CHANGE"!

  • @meowdynyall9284
    @meowdynyall9284 Před 6 lety +17

    0:16 You know, that key that puts up three posts of the same picture of a minion with a bunch of fruit on its head to Facebook. Everyone has that key on their keyboard, right?

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 6 lety +5

      I got like 20 dude

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 6 lety +2

      Igotbored Its only been a year dude

  • @maxfieldstanton5411
    @maxfieldstanton5411 Před 7 lety +40

    "He likes walnuts, sounds like Walmart" That is literally every grandson ever.

  • @llydia
    @llydia Před 6 lety +18

    *_LARGE EGGS ARE LARGE EGGS_*

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 Před 4 lety +15

    "too late she's gone"
    jesus christ LOLD

  • @duvanner1960
    @duvanner1960 Před 6 lety +10

    I love your laugh.
    "help"
    "What can we help you with, Rob?"
    "Thankss"
    "ha-HA!"

  • @mynamefrank6567
    @mynamefrank6567 Před 7 lety +292

    im new with compurts. i stop in, they help me, thankyou im gond. # 1 tks.

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie Před 7 lety +270

    ah ah great vid re zika have a nice day mom loves you bye post google thyroid infection ok why is the voice not answering google thyroid infection

  • @leeiif
    @leeiif Před 6 lety +20

    Can I buy a CZcams here?

  • @harashiSAN
    @harashiSAN Před 6 lety +12

    We should all ask Advil about random things.

  • @Jay-ji5cx
    @Jay-ji5cx Před 7 lety +153

    cool George Lopez
    sweet
    cool dude

  • @macki34549
    @macki34549 Před 5 lety +16

    *HE LIKES WALNUTS. SOUNDS LIKE WALMART*

  • @MediaBoy13
    @MediaBoy13 Před 6 lety +19

    "signs of punctured lung"

  • @BloomBlanche
    @BloomBlanche Před 6 lety +15

    Congestion

  • @EpicUwU_
    @EpicUwU_ Před 7 lety +170

    For the EGGS
    6:09

  • @cards5719
    @cards5719 Před 7 lety +352

    are you planning on making more narrations of old people facebook? i almost choked on air from laughing so hard... please consider a part 2... one year later jesus christ man get on it

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 7 lety +68

      Yeah, probably. I have a lot of ideas for videos and a part 2 to this is one of them but I'm really lazy and have a lot of shit to do for school. plus I've been sick for like the past 2 weeks. glad you liked it tho, thanks

    • @cards5719
      @cards5719 Před 7 lety +19

      rzeka sorry to hear that. hope you start feeling better soon

    • @NinjagoSpiritAJ
      @NinjagoSpiritAJ Před 7 lety +2

      BeautyBabe19 ikrrr

    • @Skulltaro
      @Skulltaro Před 7 lety

      rzeka mmmmmmmmmm

  • @DeltaChairlines
    @DeltaChairlines Před 6 lety +14

    Sometimes I’ll add “Advil” to the end of a question because of this video. Does anyone else do this? _Advil??_

  • @voxeldoesart
    @voxeldoesart Před 7 lety +83

    NASCAR

  • @samgreenwell4672
    @samgreenwell4672 Před 7 lety +69

    This is perhaps the funniest video I've ever seen. Thank you spange lord.

  • @Jiffyytv
    @Jiffyytv Před 6 lety +19

    can i buy a youtube here

  • @reviewerofcomments
    @reviewerofcomments Před 6 lety +12

    Alexa, Order a computer

  • @Xixu.co.6
    @Xixu.co.6 Před 7 lety +40

    Why do old people always think people are just going around giving away free drugs? Who's paying for all these free drugs? Do they know how much it would cost to supply an entire school with meth?

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. Před 7 lety +2

      V.Vega That's true 😂 although some drugs are given for free the first time in order to get them hooked up for more

  • @mrflibble1259
    @mrflibble1259 Před 7 lety +68

    why was this I'm my recommended? I mean, I'm not complaining that was some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I looked at the views and subs count expecting to see multiple millions, you sir are underappreciated. subscribed.

    • @YoShibyl
      @YoShibyl Před 7 lety

      69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @eddyx8218
    @eddyx8218 Před 6 lety +12

    This is something I didn't know I needed to see.

  • @hannahwollenzin7172
    @hannahwollenzin7172 Před 6 lety +7

    I've been up since 9 am yesterday, it's 5 am right now and I am crying at this video. Oh my god

  • @ruler_of_everything
    @ruler_of_everything Před 6 lety +12

    "garlic bread"
    -joanne

  • @reviewerofcomments
    @reviewerofcomments Před 6 lety +11

    Where is my computer?

  • @disturbeddemons1
    @disturbeddemons1 Před 6 lety +7

    i truly lost it at that desperate last attempt "please order corn"
    lmfao

  • @mili9308
    @mili9308 Před 6 lety +15

    5:33 your laugh was so cute lol

  • @Barranomaly
    @Barranomaly Před 7 lety +117

    garlic bread

  • @TomoyoTatar
    @TomoyoTatar Před 5 lety +12

    Dont get above your raisins!

  • @zephynum
    @zephynum Před 6 lety +9

    Ok, thanks for the poop; will follow up.
    *small laughter*

  • @marygolds
    @marygolds Před 3 lety +4

    I've watched this video repeatedly for years and I just now realized that the background music is the theme from pacman world 2

  • @kurumi6969
    @kurumi6969 Před 5 lety +21

    *MY NAME IS MICHEAL NOT GICHEAL PLEASE CHANGE!*

  • @MegaMetal96
    @MegaMetal96 Před 6 lety +11

    Is it crazy if I think the guy at 6:18 has a point? Large eggs are large eggs.

    • @lonestarlibrarian1853
      @lonestarlibrarian1853 Před 6 lety

      Brandon St. Whyte But eggs are sold by different prices and at different quality assurance levels by different brands.

  • @battledroid812
    @battledroid812 Před 5 lety +13

    order corn

  • @Meowzipan
    @Meowzipan Před 7 lety +16

    This needs not only a sequel but also 2M views.

  • @GloriosoMD
    @GloriosoMD Před 6 lety +6

    "too late, shes gone" fking killed me xD

  • @novindichar
    @novindichar Před 6 lety +11

    So, does the chicken casserole supply store just sell chicken casseroles?

  • @RK-ev6dw
    @RK-ev6dw Před 7 lety +35

    Strawberry meth sounds dope

  • @pippincovington1348
    @pippincovington1348 Před 7 lety +45

    congratulations, youve been chosen by the algorithm

  • @kamariamorgan6672
    @kamariamorgan6672 Před 6 lety +8

    Honestly it wouldn't be this funny if it wasn't for his delivery

  • @rubyashe5744
    @rubyashe5744 Před 6 lety +9

    Don't get above your raisen. Word.

  • @god47398
    @god47398 Před 7 lety +37

    this one time my grandmother posted a happy birthday post on my cousins page and signed '-Grandma' but she just hit enter or something and it autocompleted and tagged to '-Grandmaster Flash'

    • @zachv7449
      @zachv7449 Před 7 lety +14

      NASCAR

    • @parxart
      @parxart Před 7 lety

      Boxxy Lego Playmobil christ😂😂😂

  • @ScreamerProductionss
    @ScreamerProductionss Před 7 lety +28

    0:24 I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT KAREN WAS TRYING TO SAY. I'VE TRANSCRIBED THE TEXT!!
    "So tired of this! Stop making them popular on here and in the news. They want their name out there. They need it. Like those people who say "I killed someone!" when they actually didn't. Since they're so popular on social media, in the news, and on television, they think to themselves "I'm so great!". The reality is you're the same as everyone else. You put your pants on one leg at a time. After you're gone only your family will remember you. Everyone else will just forget you. Don't get above yourself. Remember where you came from. You, and other people like you, would be nothing without us. Never EVER forget that it might just be your biggest mistake."

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 Před 7 lety +7

      still sounds like an old person rambling so nothing really changed but i appreciate that your took the time out of your day to translate it.

    • @judecharlton4111
      @judecharlton4111 Před 7 lety

      Maple_Hobbit d

  • @violet3984
    @violet3984 Před 6 lety +12

    For the EGGS

    • @Erivello18
      @Erivello18 Před 6 lety

      Matthew Eckersley I can’t stop watching that part and I don’t know why

  • @MultiGamingNetwork03
    @MultiGamingNetwork03 Před 3 lety +4

    I think the sad part is, I would absolutely believe that "Advisory message" from Berkeley Campus Police. They do tend to have problems with public things.

  • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
    @LucasFernandez-fk8se Před 7 lety +15

    "Order corn
    Order corn!
    Hello
    Hello?
    Can I speak to a real person please?
    Order corn"

  • @LilaElfe
    @LilaElfe Před 7 lety +10

    I love that you read everything! I hate it when people just use Google or something, because how you tell the joke is way more important than most people think. I laughed so hard!

  • @medigoomnis
    @medigoomnis Před 6 lety +10

    Never understood why the Post Three Minion Pictures key was so big on these keyboards.

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey Před 6 lety +19

    Idk why, but I hope that person gets the corn they wanted.

  • @bloodinthe_wine
    @bloodinthe_wine Před 7 lety +26

    I love his voice omg

  • @stefkaindjova5880
    @stefkaindjova5880 Před 6 lety +8

    chicken casserole supplies store

  • @ceruleanthing
    @ceruleanthing Před 6 lety +9

    FOR THE *_EGGS_*

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 Před 7 lety +23

    "where to buy chicken casserole supplies"
    *Top 10 questions scientist still can't answer*

  • @ajwest5569
    @ajwest5569 Před 6 lety +11

    "delete this now i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey to think about thing's underneath boxershorts" -Joanne

  • @Nicklovin1337
    @Nicklovin1337 Před 6 lety +16

    S p a n g e

  • @meru9129
    @meru9129 Před 4 lety +14

    s p a n g e

  • @Kilbot192
    @Kilbot192 Před 7 lety +16

    I stand with Karen. I think.

  • @yougottabemadasllmao
    @yougottabemadasllmao Před 7 lety +28

    congestion
    Congestion

  • @g80gzt
    @g80gzt Před 6 lety +18

    these are just robots trying to figure out how to exist

  • @jonathangerbino2621
    @jonathangerbino2621 Před 7 lety +13

    "he likes walnuts. sounds like walmart"
    "i found him"
    "spange"
    "no"
    I lost my mind. XD

  • @SpaceLemon.
    @SpaceLemon. Před 7 lety +10

    5:33 that giggle needs to be locked in a vault and keept safe forever, for it is a treasure.

  • @jakenodar7958
    @jakenodar7958 Před 6 lety +22

    SPANGE
    NO

  • @mingyb9293
    @mingyb9293 Před 7 lety +25

    spANgE
    nO

  • @just_another_moon_deity_lo9920

    your laugh is cute af

  • @Slippery_CCTV
    @Slippery_CCTV Před 6 lety +8

    Susan is having problems again

  • @normalaboutpathologic
    @normalaboutpathologic Před 6 lety +7

    Thank you for ending the video at 8:26. If it had gone on any longer, I would have peed myself.

  • @smolbrendan5978
    @smolbrendan5978 Před 6 lety +10

    1:51
    "spange"
    You sound like Vinny there. Has anyone ever told you that?

    • @rzeka
      @rzeka  Před 6 lety +1

      smol brendan This is the highest compliment I've ever gotten

  • @hannahidk6389
    @hannahidk6389 Před 6 lety +17

    Old people are better at shitposting than us all

  • @jimmyspewtron2161
    @jimmyspewtron2161 Před 7 lety +11

    The "Gichael" one had me crying

  • @reviewerofcomments
    @reviewerofcomments Před 6 lety +11

    Hi can i order a new computer

  • @FelixDavila
    @FelixDavila Před 7 lety +28

    spange. *no*

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger Před 7 lety +13

    *_*MINION PICTURE_**
    "Shit, wrong key."

  • @tommysnowy3068
    @tommysnowy3068 Před 6 lety +6

    signs of punctured lung

  • @itssoulfr836
    @itssoulfr836 Před 6 lety +9

    did he ever get his corn tho?

  • @ibeamy
    @ibeamy Před 7 lety +16

    Susan is having problems again.
    Too late. She's gone.
    I farted from laughter.

  • @ranger_1472
    @ranger_1472 Před 7 lety +34

    Congestion
    Congestion
    Congestion

  • @macki34549
    @macki34549 Před 5 lety +8

    There are very few videos that can make me laugh after the first watch but this never gets old

  • @thesimulacrum
    @thesimulacrum Před 6 lety +10

    Your laugh has cleared my skin and watered my crops

  • @grzegorzcichosz8240
    @grzegorzcichosz8240 Před 6 lety +11

    4:18 is an absolute gold nugget