Is Google always listening: Live Test

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  • čas přidán 11. 04. 2018
  • Follow up video: • Follow up: Is Google A...
    Does Google and Facebook listen in and record conversations and audio even when they're not open? I perform a live test using Google chrome on a Windows 10 PC to discover whether my microphone appears to be recording me even when my browser is turned off in order to better target advertisements.
    As pointed out in the comments, there are too many flaws in my methodology to draw any conclusions (for instance I am live streaming directly to CZcams which of course necessitates recording my microphone the whole time). For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch here: • Video

Komentáře • 58K

  • @Mitchollow
    @Mitchollow  Před 6 lety +21191

    Watch the follow-up video here for various reasons that explain this outcome: czcams.com/video/kv8gvXPwWjY/video.html
    The single biggest flaw in this video is that I am live streaming directly to CZcams which is of course recording and processing the microphone's audio the entire time. More generally I agree with many of you that this was a poorly done experiment and I contaminated the results rather quickly by clicking on that first ad. Whether it was Google, Cortana, malicious adware, or something else is entirely debatable and I of course make no conclusive statements about the veracity of my results.
    For a much more rigorous and scientific test watch this guy's video: czcams.com/video/SmM9ch_oXA4/video.html

    • @IllllIIllllI
      @IllllIIllllI Před 6 lety +52

      Pin this

    • @TheRealDannyEd
      @TheRealDannyEd Před 6 lety +7

      Mitchollow II

    • @tylercraig9273
      @tylercraig9273 Před 6 lety +140

      Mitchollow lol even on total Fark you had dog toy ads

    • @leijten
      @leijten Před 6 lety +44

      So what you're saying is this vid is kinda useless?

    • @teslaandtech7973
      @teslaandtech7973 Před 6 lety +171

      You said many times affordable that’s why we saw an ad of Ford in your video 🧐🤨 "afFORDable" That’s maybe the reason??

  • @woel8156
    @woel8156 Před 4 lety +6990

    me:*sings into microphone*
    google: autotune?

  • @CrazyDoodEpicLeaves
    @CrazyDoodEpicLeaves Před 4 lety +11805

    *Google hears you and your wife talking about how you want to divorce.*
    **gets Tinder Ad**

  • @supernovagaming7231
    @supernovagaming7231 Před 5 měsíci +1725

    the fact that i was talking to a friend about google listening to me and then yt rcommending this video is top tier

    • @ItsIthen
      @ItsIthen Před 2 měsíci +58

      Bro, like 30mins ago i was in a call in discord talking to a friend about google listenning to us and now youtube recommended to me this video too, i-i dont feel safe anymore...

    • @marvineriksen7230
      @marvineriksen7230 Před měsícem +10

      bro💀

    • @RajTiwari007
      @RajTiwari007 Před měsícem +20

      this shows their dominance

    • @aimsenpai2357
      @aimsenpai2357 Před měsícem +2

      The funny thing is that I just said this in a room on my own

    • @skilodotsh
      @skilodotsh Před 8 dny

      😂😂

  • @MailboxCR
    @MailboxCR Před 15 dny +227

    The fact that there were dog toy ads on farq itself and he didn't even notice is crazy

    • @macy609
      @macy609 Před 2 dny +11

      I KNEW SOMEONE ELSE HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT TOO. heart rate immediately: 📈📈📈📈

    • @willywapper
      @willywapper Před dnem

      i saw that too

    • @unknowntheviewer3449
      @unknowntheviewer3449 Před 17 hodinami

      Holy shit I didnt notice as well until I read this comment

  • @RahulChoudhary-lp8rd
    @RahulChoudhary-lp8rd Před 4 lety +9715

    Me: I need to find a girlfriend
    Google ads: ERROR 404

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- Před 4 lety +12799

    SO THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS GET TOILET PAPER ADS
    I say "Shit" all the time.

    • @nsjskddjxbdbjd4895
      @nsjskddjxbdbjd4895 Před 4 lety +281

      LMAOOOOO

    • @AnaDiaz-wz4cf
      @AnaDiaz-wz4cf Před 4 lety +209

      @@nsjskddjxbdbjd4895the "spying" on us really sucks and all but this video has the best dang comments I've seen in ages!!!🤣😂

    • @beefboss7131
      @beefboss7131 Před 4 lety +47

      I died reading this I don’t know why

    • @a.man38
      @a.man38 Před 4 lety +14

      @@beefboss7131 cos it's boomer humour

    • @everfrostzilong4280
      @everfrostzilong4280 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao

  • @RETROGNOMESHORTS
    @RETROGNOMESHORTS Před 12 dny +2065

    Anyone randomly recommended this in 2024? 😭😭

  • @this_is_az
    @this_is_az Před 2 měsíci +790

    And this is so fantastic that CZcams didn't delete this video after 5 years

    • @ChristopherMazzones
      @ChristopherMazzones Před měsícem +42

      Well duhh. If they deleted this video, then it would look like they’re hiding something from us. (Even though they already are)

    • @wagabben2930
      @wagabben2930 Před měsícem +22

      Ever heard of the Streisand effect ? + This has been known for years and nobody seems to care

    • @HOLLASOUNDSMUSIC
      @HOLLASOUNDSMUSIC Před měsícem +9

      Why would they? It's all in there terms and app terms.

  • @Bknchz
    @Bknchz Před 4 lety +6698

    -Hey Google, are you listening?
    -No.

  • @marcelkuhelj993
    @marcelkuhelj993 Před 4 lety +15038

    Murderers: how do we hide a body?
    Google: shovel advertisement

  • @fogk7613
    @fogk7613 Před měsícem +275

    I absolutely love how google pushes this video on its algorithm to 23 million people as of today.

    • @rahulgemnani
      @rahulgemnani Před 14 dny +1

      how do yk that exact number? have you hacked them or something?

    • @JTORRR
      @JTORRR Před 13 dny +11

      ​@@rahulgemnani google wants you to buy a glass, ITS RIGHT NEAR THE VIDEOS TITLE WTH

    • @XenixROBLOX
      @XenixROBLOX Před 2 dny +2

      23,509,311 views as of rn (not joking btw)

  • @_burningshadow_8010
    @_burningshadow_8010 Před měsícem +181

    5:15 he didn't even notice
    2 ads immediately lol.

  • @StrixRange
    @StrixRange Před 5 lety +13001

    CZcams : lets recommend this video
    Google : wAiT wHaT n0

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c Před 4 lety +8093

    Me: God, I feel tired and bored
    Google: *Drug advertisement*

  • @nachete_05_
    @nachete_05_ Před 5 měsíci +920

    It’s five years later, and I’m pretty sure we passed into the realm of video recognition by now. Holding up that paper would be the first mistake nowadays in the experiment setup.

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 Před 3 měsíci +37

      I think it videoing you and giving you adds would be SCARIER. Not a poor experiment setup but a sinister one lol

    • @madisonsaunders9130
      @madisonsaunders9130 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@Aaron19987I would like to see a video on that 😂

    • @user-nr9to4xw4c
      @user-nr9to4xw4c Před měsícem +4

      Wink if you're trapped OR want some DOG TOYS!!😂

    • @Shvetsario
      @Shvetsario Před měsícem

      Not surprising with Google's or Alphabet's wealth and dominance over the web browser market. They know anyone who has suspicions will just be laughed off by others. Even their censorship of CZcams comments they find offensive: they don't just censor words, their software analyzes the context too. Some group of people actually were paid and sat down to code this stuff. Even the results page too. This corporation is sick.

    • @chambatips3619
      @chambatips3619 Před 14 dny

      Your comment gave me inmense cringe

  • @MrWeddingPhotography
    @MrWeddingPhotography Před 6 měsíci +54

    He missed the first dog toy ad when he reopened Fark

  • @saadbhai2452
    @saadbhai2452 Před 6 měsíci +3606

    And the fact that Google didn't block this video and recommended me this on CZcams.

    • @fabetty0403
      @fabetty0403 Před 3 měsíci +198

      They litterally show their dominance.

    • @peterbrazeal7171
      @peterbrazeal7171 Před 2 měsíci +70

      They know. It comical for them at this point. It’s over my good people.

    • @maestro3887
      @maestro3887 Před 2 měsíci +5

      there is no person actively thinking about what to show people and how to process the information. It's ai

    • @briannac2231
      @briannac2231 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@maestro3887not ai it just the algorithm

    • @maestro3887
      @maestro3887 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@briannac2231 I'd call the algorithm an ai because it's capable of learning.

  • @linusroren3148
    @linusroren3148 Před 4 lety +2823

    Me: i hate my life
    Google: locating nearest bridge

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes Před 4 lety +5

      Linus Roren XD

    • @opex5004
      @opex5004 Před 4 lety +2

      Ha

    • @dogegamezboistudio7633
      @dogegamezboistudio7633 Před 4 lety +3

      Linus Roren let me make that *BETTER*
      Me: GOD LIFE IS ANNOYING CAUSE OF FRIKIN SCHOOL
      Google: Would you like to order a gun and lighter?

    • @yhisisknot
      @yhisisknot Před 4 lety +13

      @@dogegamezboistudio7633 lol "better"

    • @epicmines33
      @epicmines33 Před 4 lety

      dont even need to say it out loud in my case, just type in "how to " on my seach bar on my browser and its first recommended result

  • @puff5878
    @puff5878 Před měsícem +36

    5:18 the fact that the ad was already there 😂

  • @SIQmai
    @SIQmai Před 6 měsíci +1280

    Funny that just 5 years ago we were still wondering if our devices were listening to us while today it's just an accepted fact and we can't do shit about it. And it's actually even worse: face recognition, cameras everywhere, adds popping up while you are just even *thinking* about stuff, location tracking, deep fakes... we are living in the dystopia and I hate it.

    • @lolad9610
      @lolad9610 Před 5 měsíci

      Read « the circle » from Dave Eggers, terrifying dystopia and we’re absolutely into the same situation

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Před 5 měsíci +7

      Cope.

    • @RandomGoober_
      @RandomGoober_ Před 5 měsíci +66

      We aren't living in a dystopia. If you just put your phone down for a minute and go outside, you'll realize that you're an ungrateful loser.

    • @LegalAutomation
      @LegalAutomation Před 5 měsíci

      Show me on the doll where the Google analytics touched you.

    • @SIQmai
      @SIQmai Před 5 měsíci +165

      @@RandomGoober_ sure Jan... just because you out your phone down doesn't stop all of that from happening.

  • @dragonsmoke16418
    @dragonsmoke16418 Před 4 lety +6323

    You: (sneezes)
    Google: bless you
    You: oh naw

    • @endlesslysuffering2635
      @endlesslysuffering2635 Před 4 lety +27

      anthony johnson you weren’t suppose to say that

    • @watachinao5045
      @watachinao5045 Před 4 lety +38

      Oh lord that would scare the shit of my bones

    • @ddm_gamer
      @ddm_gamer Před 4 lety +5

      @@watachinao5045
      That would be kinda cool though

    • @oggeenock
      @oggeenock Před 4 lety +14

      anthony johnson Google: *Kleenex ad*

    • @hanaa.3650
      @hanaa.3650 Před 4 lety +12

      “Wait a minuuute”

  • @massive_headwound_harry
    @massive_headwound_harry Před 5 měsíci +184

    I noticed this a few years ago. Even when phone screen was off and in my pocket I would start seeing very specific ads related to conversations I'd had.
    Later, while on a family trip, my kids and I started talking about random stuff just to see if it would influence the ads on my phone. Sure enough I started getting ads related to every single thing we mentioned (funeral services, leatherworking tools, cruises, real estate investing, lawyers, tennis rackets, korean restaurants,...etc)

  • @wcr2265
    @wcr2265 Před 2 dny +5

    "how to deal with bullies."
    google: *gun ads*

  • @markogt9194
    @markogt9194 Před 4 lety +4735

    *Privacy exists*
    *Google:* hippity hoppity, that's now my property

    • @jedi481bbx4
      @jedi481bbx4 Před 4 lety +35

      Marko GT No I did this comment before you did it wrong it’s hippity hoppity your privacy is now my property

    • @arielguetta1178
      @arielguetta1178 Před 4 lety +2

      I’m the 500th like just saying

    • @Hassan-yz6yr
      @Hassan-yz6yr Před 4 lety +1

      Ownage pranks?

    • @xvrethren5085
      @xvrethren5085 Před 4 lety

      I am the 1000k like

    • @jay-vh4rq
      @jay-vh4rq Před 4 lety

      Leche.16 i was about to be the 1000 follower

  • @risingpx2137
    @risingpx2137 Před 4 lety +8421

    So you're saying.. someone whispers ' hot women near you' into my microphone twice a day?

    • @caudillo8741
      @caudillo8741 Před 4 lety +672

      No you watch too much porn

    • @andersjensen7711
      @andersjensen7711 Před 4 lety +51

      CAUDILLO yup

    • @Ben-xy8wg
      @Ben-xy8wg Před 4 lety +77

      CAUDILLO BIG WOOSH

    • @gotaxonny991
      @gotaxonny991 Před 4 lety +15

      RISING PX OMG SAMEE

    • @Felixgabriels
      @Felixgabriels Před 4 lety +38

      It’s not always worked that way, i mean like ofcourse Advertisement is everywhere. But it might be just totally random and stupid ads. I guess..?

  • @nachete_05_
    @nachete_05_ Před 5 měsíci +36

    What's more mind-blowing is that Google, CZcams and other platforms are literally showing me things that I have just THOUGHT about. Never spoken, just thought about.

    • @burnswhenpees
      @burnswhenpees Před měsícem

      Happens to me too. Far more often, than I care to admit.

    • @microx69
      @microx69 Před 13 dny +5

      Yeah they can read minds

    • @Chuck_N0rris
      @Chuck_N0rris Před dnem +1

      @@microx69 The algorithm knows more about you than you know yourself. It recognizes patterns. It can basically guess what you are thinking much like your spouse when it has enough info.

  • @legolooper
    @legolooper Před 14 dny +11

    The worst part was, on 5:19 there was a dog flea and tick protection ad.

  • @antonycrifasi2899
    @antonycrifasi2899 Před 4 lety +69538

    Some random kid: God i hate being bullied at school.
    Google: Do you want to buy an AK47

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo Před 4 lety +40926

    Me: I wonder if google is listening to me..
    CZcams: *recommends this video*

    • @iaeroxgt1944
      @iaeroxgt1944 Před 4 lety +157

      xD

    • @mind.mangle
      @mind.mangle Před 4 lety +154

      Ethan Wayhoo underrated comment😂

    • @lobo_9344
      @lobo_9344 Před 4 lety +32

      Lol

    • @tylerbrady6520
      @tylerbrady6520 Před 4 lety +157

      That literally just happend to me. Well I didnt say it but I send a message to my friend saying that I think I'm being listened to. Reason being earlier today me and my dad were talking about Steve Carell on the office and why he left . Which lead to me getting I a video on my home page of CZcams about it. Shortly after I sent the message this video was recommended. Rather eerie if you ask me.

    • @rebekkaceciliewernersrense3343
      @rebekkaceciliewernersrense3343 Před 4 lety +41

      It actually happened to me. I was talking about this yesterday with my dad

  • @cadoo5591
    @cadoo5591 Před 6 měsíci +31

    I immediately went in and disabled my microphone - your video is 5 years old but I've seen enough crazy things come up that I believe it's still happening!

  • @normalguy246
    @normalguy246 Před 5 dny +4

    the way i gasped when the dog ads started appearing on Fark before he even noticed

  • @fr-lk8qz
    @fr-lk8qz Před 4 lety +5210

    Me: sees this video
    Me after: *looks at google*
    Google: dont even think about it

  • @maximax1928
    @maximax1928 Před 4 lety +13887

    Google: *buys youtube*
    CZcams: *recommend this*
    Google: Am i joke to you?

    • @pepegich6194
      @pepegich6194 Před 4 lety +59

      Лол

    • @comradekirilov3483
      @comradekirilov3483 Před 4 lety +411

      Abdulaziz Aljaser nah sorry you're the dumbass, CZcams was an independent silicone valley startup that was purchased by Google. How about you don't be a dick for no reason, ey?

    • @Eye-vp5de
      @Eye-vp5de Před 4 lety +14

      @@pepegich6194 ъуъ съука

    • @hladetinofobia1453
      @hladetinofobia1453 Před 4 lety +8

      More like respect your mother

    • @samirrahman1618
      @samirrahman1618 Před 4 lety +18

      @Abdulaziz Aljaser idiot google buys yt kid

  • @doc-holliday-
    @doc-holliday- Před 5 měsíci +15

    I love that your video for me was right above another video that is literally something i was talking about earlier today.

  • @chickenlittle5894
    @chickenlittle5894 Před měsícem +17

    0:45 Actually one of the big reasons that happens a lot is because google, along with other big sites and apps, will use your location by tracking when you and other users are nearby.
    Lets say one of your friends really wants a new pair of shoes. They come up to you and starts talking to you about them, and earlier that day they were searching them up on the internet looking at them. When you open up your phone after the conversation, you somehow also end up seeing ads for the same shoes they were talking about, even though you’ve never even seen them or searched them in your life. Many people who worked for big social media companies or websites says this happens because the app recognizes when your around another user frequently using you and the other users location, then which the app assumes yall two are friends or at least acquaintances. So the app will give you related ads that are like the other user you are around a lot.
    This might not be true for all apps, but it’s scary to know how far some apps will go just to sell you some information.

  • @jasonshox6861
    @jasonshox6861 Před 4 lety +4397

    I'm deaf, Google can't hear me
    Next day
    Google: Online Hand sign language course

    • @vukjovanovic5996
      @vukjovanovic5996 Před 4 lety +60

      Mute*

    • @laffytheleafeon9859
      @laffytheleafeon9859 Před 4 lety +2

      Inmate?

    • @sportsvideos339
      @sportsvideos339 Před 4 lety +7

      Marina P I’m hard of hearing and calling us mute is one of the most disrespectful things you could do.

    • @understandable5779
      @understandable5779 Před 4 lety +28

      If Your Deaf, Then How Can You Write This!?

    • @sportsvideos339
      @sportsvideos339 Před 4 lety +1

      Oof, we have sign language and can learn letters, it may take a little longer, but still we can learn letters

  • @jeremymerejeremy
    @jeremymerejeremy Před 4 lety +5861

    "God, i can't take school anymore."
    Google: *Guns Advertisement*

  • @astro-pb1cs
    @astro-pb1cs Před 5 měsíci +12

    I've always been doubtful about this. And finally a video about it popped up on my feed.

  • @azizhafsi5986
    @azizhafsi5986 Před 5 měsíci +19

    2 days ago my girlfriend told me that her dream is to become a flight attendant
    I immediately opened CZcams after that and the first ad i found saying "became part of Qatar airways apply now"

  • @phanomsinh
    @phanomsinh Před 5 lety +12180

    Lucky me I am not native English speaker
    Next day...
    English Speaking Course Online

  • @tomatoesareshit
    @tomatoesareshit Před 4 lety +4573

    Person: ughh I hate my life
    Google: would you like to buy ropes?

  • @BLED555
    @BLED555 Před 2 dny +3

    the fact that yt can't remove this vid cause that would just oil the fire.

  • @xBrainy
    @xBrainy Před 4 lety +10185

    me: *breathes into mic softly*
    google: $2 oxygen in your area

  • @ghebycloch8459
    @ghebycloch8459 Před 4 lety +4602

    Privacy *exist*
    Goggle: hippity hoppity thats now my propriety

    • @adondis6761
      @adondis6761 Před 4 lety +65

      I'll do you a better one:
      *clears throat*
      Privacy: *exist*
      Google: Hippity Hoppity your privacy is now my propriety

    • @fr4shta
      @fr4shta Před 4 lety +7

      @@adondis6761 thanks dude

    • @MrJoudeh21
      @MrJoudeh21 Před 4 lety +11

      Ownage pranks : am i a joke to you ?

    • @demonz6668
      @demonz6668 Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrJoudeh21 😂😂😂😂

    • @KazmiiRL
      @KazmiiRL Před 4 lety

      Like begger

  • @Gamda24
    @Gamda24 Před měsícem +21

    I don’t have breast cancer 💀💀💀

    • @Cat-up6hb
      @Cat-up6hb Před 9 hodinami +1

      maybe they dont just listen lol

  • @TheAussieAviator747
    @TheAussieAviator747 Před 13 dny +19

    I was actually talking about this video to my friend (I haven't seen it in years) and all of a sudden it pops up on my recommended page.

    • @jayholland6023
      @jayholland6023 Před 13 dny +2

      they don't even care about what you're talking about, they're just like "oh he's talkin' about this? RECOMMEND IT TO HIM IDK"

    • @TheAussieAviator747
      @TheAussieAviator747 Před 12 dny

      @@jayholland6023Fr

  • @stef2k578
    @stef2k578 Před 4 lety +2888

    **singing a song that i dont know the name of**
    Google: HeRe iT iS

  • @sungodraw1020
    @sungodraw1020 Před 4 lety +3056

    Guy: Man, I hate my dog!
    Google: *Ad for chocolate”

  • @user-qj8vl7lr4g
    @user-qj8vl7lr4g Před 14 dny +5

    Me: having a bad microphone
    Google: Ad of good microphone

  • @ZMAN5150
    @ZMAN5150 Před 6 dny +2

    Ironic that watching this, and then I open the weather channel app on my phone, and I don't have dogs and I was getting ads for dog stuff, too, because it heard this video.

  • @excitableosprey2513
    @excitableosprey2513 Před 4 lety +1844

    There's literally a dog toy ad on fark after he says that all

    • @db5094
      @db5094 Před 4 lety

      And?

    • @definitelynotaziz5213
      @definitelynotaziz5213 Před 4 lety +68

      @@db5094 nigga poop sock

    • @thejabreehub1653
      @thejabreehub1653 Před 4 lety +1

      No. That's a seresto ad. Seresto seresto seresto

    • @mp4f
      @mp4f Před 4 lety +47

      Excitableosprey omg that was so annoying when he didn’t realize it was there

    • @ShatteredWills
      @ShatteredWills Před 4 lety +5

      D B its means there listening

  • @garvett6660
    @garvett6660 Před 4 lety +3152

    Me: Starts saying that Fortnite is actually amazing
    Google: *Mental Hospital Advertisement*

    • @seanrai9766
      @seanrai9766 Před 4 lety +3

      Lolololololololololololol

    • @markysharkboy0261
      @markysharkboy0261 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @randomicatto
      @randomicatto Před 4 lety +18

      Google:"Locating the nearest Mental Hospital"

    • @Ranzyy_
      @Ranzyy_ Před 4 lety +5

      Edit: I am furious balance has been disrupted whoever did this will pay for there actions

    • @sauceontoes3457
      @sauceontoes3457 Před 4 lety +1

      Roasted

  • @TheRodentSama
    @TheRodentSama Před 6 měsíci +9

    Definitely does.
    A friend and I were talking about me needing a new mouse for my laptop.
    I immediately got adverts for cheap mouseses on Facebook, Twitter, my browser opening screen, and CZcams.
    Same thing happens when I once had a long nerdy conversation about lightsabres to a friend and if they'd be physically possible to make... boom, adverts for those handmade lightsabre toys all over my feed..

  • @doodgeslagenmug
    @doodgeslagenmug Před 6 dny +1

    I love when you ask google, they deny it completely but they still recommed this video…

  • @realpinez
    @realpinez Před 4 lety +5077

    Me: is my information secure?
    Google: *YES'NT*

  • @noluvhaydon834
    @noluvhaydon834 Před 4 lety +1496

    Me: I’m depressed
    Google: suicide prevention hotline
    Bing: Locations near you that sell ropes!

    • @Sophie-ps4ve
      @Sophie-ps4ve Před 4 lety +60

      Bing is there for you

    • @jordged7034
      @jordged7034 Před 4 lety +37

      Bing: Why are you booing me? I'm right!

    • @licyartymer5422
      @licyartymer5422 Před 4 lety +29

      Bing just trying to help

    • @saveitforthecourt4673
      @saveitforthecourt4673 Před 4 lety +6

      i was wondering what would happen if i vented my suicidal ideation loudly next to my mic during the video. guess i have the answer.

    • @encouragingz3693
      @encouragingz3693 Před 4 lety +3

      The final fight: Google vs bing

  • @demonofive3617
    @demonofive3617 Před dnem +2

    They only listen to ur problems so they can sell you a solution
    -Ad block

  • @Raj_Eats
    @Raj_Eats Před měsícem +4

    "I'm depressed"
    - BetterHelp ad

  • @jud4h
    @jud4h Před 4 lety +16718

    a

  • @surprisedpikachuface9804
    @surprisedpikachuface9804 Před 4 lety +2884

    *says the most random thing that doesn't even exist*
    Google: shows an ad for it
    Me: wtf

  • @DefenderOfJustice707
    @DefenderOfJustice707 Před 5 měsíci

    Literally yesterday a friend was telling me about this exact video and today I get it recommended.

  • @specialhiza
    @specialhiza Před 4 dny +1

    me: just chilling
    ads: get help for your mental health
    me: tf

  • @experz2077
    @experz2077 Před 5 lety +7850

    Bro I was talking about how google listens to us today and this video gets recommended to me

  • @ThisFace
    @ThisFace Před 5 lety +12814

    Girlfriend
    I say girlfriend

  • @elpsycongree1132
    @elpsycongree1132 Před 6 dny +2

    Plot twist: google had access to your camera and was already lining up the dog toys ads before you even talked about it.

  • @hj7372
    @hj7372 Před měsícem +3

    Me singing anything near my computer
    Google ad : How to improve your singing.

  • @Plarkrld
    @Plarkrld Před 4 lety +2681

    Your mic: *exists*
    Google: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*

  • @user-pp2vy3he1f
    @user-pp2vy3he1f Před 6 lety +4672

    That's why all these porn ads are showing up at my friends house.

    • @Iron_Thunderstorm
      @Iron_Thunderstorm Před 6 lety +296

      "Horny Singles Near You"
      Girlfriend: "That's so weird, I never get those"

    • @achxd
      @achxd Před 6 lety +4

      Yup

    • @user-pp2vy3he1f
      @user-pp2vy3he1f Před 6 lety +23

      You know what that means 😏

    • @ugu_
      @ugu_ Před 6 lety +3

      jeffy spaghetti HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

    • @joejoe77547
      @joejoe77547 Před 6 lety +7

      Para 666 likes

  • @maximusekon146
    @maximusekon146 Před 5 měsíci +3

    5:25 lmaooo, the right hand side. he didnt even need to open up any of the previous websites

  • @ElQuePregunto
    @ElQuePregunto Před 10 dny +3

    5:16
    Fark alredy had dog toys ads and bro didn’t notice 💀

  • @shrimp9357
    @shrimp9357 Před 5 lety +3164

    “well everybody it’s time to throw away your microphones”
    *now he’ll start getting microphone ads*

    • @demokeyan9601
      @demokeyan9601 Před 5 lety +24

      what if you have a mic built into your pc

    • @JeromeFr
      @JeromeFr Před 5 lety +34

      Master PERFECT99 burn your pc lol

    • @Lilpizza27
      @Lilpizza27 Před 5 lety +1

      NutHope oh yeah yeah

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 Před 5 lety +9

      K then you should throw away your smart phone because it listens to you 24/7

    • @zetta2279
      @zetta2279 Před 5 lety +4

      Master PERFECT99 render the microphone useless by either
      a) Opening your computer and severing the wire or removing the PCB with the microphone
      or
      b)poking a knife into the microphone hole until it no longer works

  • @MadeOfMirror
    @MadeOfMirror Před 4 lety +3520

    Me: Ad blocker
    Google: Wait that's illegal.

  • @ZazaNugget_
    @ZazaNugget_ Před 2 měsíci +6

    Teacher: whats the population of china
    Student: 2:52

  • @shadowstorm202
    @shadowstorm202 Před 3 dny +1

    2018: google hear us?
    2024: I WON'T SEARCH ANYTINH ANYMORE LIKE THE CAVEMANS DO, I WANT A PHONE, SHOW ME ADS OF PHONES

  • @krijnstroober4358
    @krijnstroober4358 Před 4 lety +2362

    Jake paul: i’m the fastest growing youtuber
    Tati: hold my beer
    Google: you wanna buy beer holder?

    • @essej1187
      @essej1187 Před 4 lety +4

      Krijn Stroober XD

    • @allanasmith8307
      @allanasmith8307 Před 4 lety +5

      LMFAO

    • @mottietbb950
      @mottietbb950 Před 4 lety +1

      Krijn Stroober hahaha

    • @6gi
      @6gi Před 4 lety +9

      ProJared: I'm the fastest dying channel.
      James Charles: Hold my makeup kit.
      *GOOGLE* want a makeup kit?

    • @6otato
      @6otato Před 4 lety

      Haha

  • @ericroy1880
    @ericroy1880 Před 4 lety +2499

    Friend: “I bet you can’t do 50 push ups”
    Me: “hold my beer”
    Google: “beer holder 3000”

  • @makogp747
    @makogp747 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I figured this a long time ago when I came home from outside, jokingly exclaimed "godDAMN I need a massage" even though I wasnt planning to get one, open youtube, and there it is an ad on massaging.

  • @tygical
    @tygical Před měsícem +3

    "that's just the asian people again" YO LMFAO

  • @georgijelqzkov8404
    @georgijelqzkov8404 Před 4 lety +1540

    Me: It's good that I don't have а microphone
    Google: Get a new microphone at a 70% discount

    • @eric39836
      @eric39836 Před 4 lety

      Hahhahaahaahah

    • @memeshackclap
      @memeshackclap Před 4 lety +15

      what how will google hear u if u dont have a microphone? 🤔🤔

    • @emilypendergast5089
      @emilypendergast5089 Před 4 lety +33

      @@memeshackclap whooosh

    • @memeshackclap
      @memeshackclap Před 4 lety +3

      Emily P im not stupid now its a joke. Btw mine was a joke too r/ wooosh b*tch

    • @tye3648
      @tye3648 Před 4 lety +20

      Ninja wasn’t a very well structured joke. If you can even call it one

  • @janekgreen
    @janekgreen Před 6 lety +22282

    Sometimes ads appear about products that I've only thought about

    • @1OF1AL
      @1OF1AL Před 6 lety +2911

      Janek Green fuck same this shit is scary

    • @kaiju2127
      @kaiju2127 Před 6 lety +1134

      I think you searched or typed some relating things to it so it appears in youe ads

    • @BrothersuKnow
      @BrothersuKnow Před 6 lety +239

      Mind blown! Same

    • @edthegemini6290
      @edthegemini6290 Před 6 lety +1478

      Google listens to your thoughts

    • @janekgreen
      @janekgreen Před 6 lety +986

      I just hope it's pattern recognition and not some mind reading technology

  • @benjaminloser1788
    @benjaminloser1788 Před 5 dny +1

    I was talking to a friend about Google listening a few days ago. Got recommended this video. Well…

  • @SurgeonOW
    @SurgeonOW Před 8 dny +2

    YT recommending this to me after hearing me say that google is always listening is crazy

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben Před 5 lety +2146

    Ad blocker: **exists**
    Google: *wait thats illegal*

    • @redacted4125
      @redacted4125 Před 4 lety +17

      Nobody:
      Literally Nobody:
      Me: These kinds of comments are overrated

    • @WOLFM0THER
      @WOLFM0THER Před 4 lety +1

      Unknown Being
      You: Pp big for me

    • @emilioaldrete480
      @emilioaldrete480 Před 4 lety

      Magyar GabeN I was your 1,000th like 😌

    • @FestusOmega
      @FestusOmega Před 4 lety +3

      Sure, but the Ad blocker doesn't keep them from listening. And I care about that a lot more than them showing me ads, targeted or not.

    • @Extrnall.
      @Extrnall. Před 4 lety

      Nice

  • @JelkaBomby
    @JelkaBomby Před 6 lety +4330

    "Its time to trhow away your microphones" *Advertisement for new microphones starts to show up*

  • @waldenso
    @waldenso Před 22 dny +2

    My friends and I were talking about whether Google was listening to us and I saw this video.

  • @David_Quinn_Photography

    always knew they were listening but this just seals the deal.

  • @echofreshgaming9102
    @echofreshgaming9102 Před 4 lety +3226

    Me:God I hate superman
    Google:kryptonite for sale!!

  • @preston2evil
    @preston2evil Před 4 lety +1782

    person: what’s a good drink
    google: *bleach ads*

  • @aR3DFgH8kLj2pOqIuVx5
    @aR3DFgH8kLj2pOqIuVx5 Před 12 dny +2

    I can give you 3 instances where I feel are too weird to be true:
    1. I was talking about possibly going on a trip to Minnesota and I when I searched for “flights to” to do research, the second search was flights to Minneapolis. The only debunk is that I might’ve looked up things to do in Minnesota that morning while I was thinking about it.
    2. Me and my father were discussing Israel vs. Palestine in November. After we were done, I opened my Twitter and I had several recommendations for Israel/Palestine content/news, when I’ve never seen it before. I have no explanation for this one.
    3. I was searching nutrition information for medium baked potato. I was talking about the potato before. I search up “carbs in a medium” and the first thing was baked potato. The only debunk was that after searching the same thing weeks later, baked potato came up.

  • @aryansrivastava4887
    @aryansrivastava4887 Před měsícem

    It's crazy that i was just thinking about this subject and i get recommended this video 😮

  • @TwoLonelyPenguins
    @TwoLonelyPenguins Před 4 lety +1348

    *Me a day before i got this reccomendation:* is google always listening?
    *Reccomendations:*

    • @abdullahahmed8365
      @abdullahahmed8365 Před 4 lety +1

      10, 000 Subscribers with no videos
      H

    • @mariekekito3998
      @mariekekito3998 Před 4 lety +7

      Same. I Said something to my mom this is true. It was a few days ago and havent been using CZcams in the time in between that moment and Now. And i got this video

    • @lilcatris8076
      @lilcatris8076 Před 4 lety

      H

    • @FBI-xs3up
      @FBI-xs3up Před 4 lety

      Beggar

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @blackspider_hd8512
    @blackspider_hd8512 Před 4 lety +2303

    Me:I'm having a heart attack
    Google:should I call 911

  • @cde....
    @cde.... Před měsícem +3

    I talked about google doing this to me and then youtube recommended this video

  • @macy609
    @macy609 Před 2 dny +1

    google is listening because earlier my sister and i were talking about how google is listening and now this is being recommended to me 👍🏻

  • @skatex4544
    @skatex4544 Před 4 lety +2762

    Some Kid: I Love Roblox!
    Google: Local Robloxians In Your Area

  • @wakeupdreams
    @wakeupdreams Před 4 lety +1598

    Me: I really don’t want a virus...
    Google: DOWNLOAD VIRUS TODAY

  • @th3_1mp0st3r
    @th3_1mp0st3r Před 13 dny +6

    Why did youtube recommend me this in 2024

  • @donkaley9625
    @donkaley9625 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Nice. This stream was 1 day before my birthday

  • @Oryss
    @Oryss Před 4 lety +1854

    Me: “farts in the room”
    GoogleAD: “do you want to buy an air freshener?”
    Me: 😳

    • @gagz2858
      @gagz2858 Před 4 lety +13

      Go to sleep 👻

    • @Oryss
      @Oryss Před 4 lety +5

      gagZ lmao 😂

    • @psychopath2198
      @psychopath2198 Před 4 lety +2

      Orys i was literally thought about writing this comment and you exactly writed it before me holyshit!!

    • @khldwb1425
      @khldwb1425 Před 4 lety +3

      Bruh the emoji had me....😂😂

    • @lampoot6363
      @lampoot6363 Před 4 lety +2

      Bro you just posted cringe