Star Wars - Somehow... Rey Palpatine Returned

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  • Great news, everyone! As announced by Kathleen Kennedy at Star Wars Celebration 2023, Rey Skywalker is back in Star Wars! I bet you were all looking forward to that one, eh?
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  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Před rokem +11505

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    • @michaelolmos8257
      @michaelolmos8257 Před rokem +218

      i know mate it is every star wars loyalists worst nightmare come true.
      AGAIN!!! 😡👎

    • @Katzenkotze85
      @Katzenkotze85 Před rokem +75

      ...no no... it was just me cyring out so loud in europe that you literally could hear it all over the world... my apologies!

    • @zlostnypopolnik
      @zlostnypopolnik Před rokem +53

      Those were Disney employees.

    • @moneymons66
      @moneymons66 Před rokem +22

      Oh i haven't stopped crying

    • @Withernall
      @Withernall Před rokem +15

      "Suddenly cried out in terror and began to furiously type away", I'd say :P :)

  • @guillehdz
    @guillehdz Před rokem +19296

    At this point I believe Disney is trying to do a bankrupt speedrun with all of their franchises

    • @TwilightAnarchy
      @TwilightAnarchy Před rokem +923

      All in cause of, say it with me…
      *THE MESSAGE*

    • @Mark_Knight
      @Mark_Knight Před rokem +378

      Hire women, get the "benefits."

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint Před rokem +238

      That's only if you assume these people are aiming at success.
      *Why would you assume that?*

    • @dr.deadpool5959
      @dr.deadpool5959 Před rokem +200

      *Am I the only that’s sick and tired of seeing x-wing and tie fighters. It’s getting to the point where it’s starting to become stale and less exciting to watch*
      *We got way more interesting battles such as the Mandalorian Jedi war and Sith War, but were still focusing on empire era stuff. Let’s focus on the old republic era, there’s more interesting movies and shows right there to get crazy with, but who knows maybe Star Wars fans just like seeing the same stuff over and over like a child with jingling keys*

    • @copiumkiller
      @copiumkiller Před rokem +28

      IMO KOTOR etc. level media is the only true way to enjoy "Star wars". IMO KOTOR >>>>> the OG trilogy. Even if the writing is on similar level, the OG action scenes are lacking (standing still and swinging light sabers).

  • @TjStorm97
    @TjStorm97 Před rokem +880

    What annoys me even more is that this is exactly the type of movie Star Wars fans wanted to see back in 2015. Only we wanted to see Luke as the Jedi master who rebuilt the Jedi order.

    • @EternalEmperorofZakuul
      @EternalEmperorofZakuul Před rokem +26

      We got that in the EU, but then again it died

    • @drakesilmore3760
      @drakesilmore3760 Před rokem +132

      I would have even accepted a version of the sequels where Luke did try, but failed because he was too optimistic and trusting, and his new order fell to the dark side and used Jedi rhetoric to rationalise genocide of "Sith-aligned peoples". You'd still have Jedi VS Sith, but now they're both evil.
      It would make Rey the perfect redemption story, as the persecuted offspring of Sidious, reforming the Jedi order after Luke without his flaw of not being vigilant enough.

    • @KLAPPY.
      @KLAPPY. Před rokem +55

      @@drakesilmore3760 Disney give this man a star wars movie!!!!

    • @aamirrazak3467
      @aamirrazak3467 Před rokem +18

      I would’ve loved an adaptation of the Thrawn trilogy or new Jedi order as the sequels. Instead we got the pathetic dumpster fire Disney gave us

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 Před 11 měsíci

      How nice
      Replacing the guy we wanted with the bitch we didn’t ask
      It’s like taking a dark manga like berserk and trying to make it like mlp for modern audiences
      How could anything go bankrupt

  • @zondervonstrek
    @zondervonstrek Před 11 měsíci +183

    The very fact that Disney expects us to accept the heir of the emperor as the new hero, while the child of the original heros became the villan, seems too ironic.

    • @rachelar
      @rachelar Před 7 měsíci +6

      Typical modern trend

    • @indigo0977
      @indigo0977 Před 6 měsíci +10

      I wouldn't even care about that if they managed to make the story interesting and told it well while still respecting the established characters. Too bad they didn't do any of those.

    • @OfficialDenzy
      @OfficialDenzy Před 3 měsíci

      Nah it feels like Palpatine won in the end. His offspring continues while the skywalkers end...​@@indigo0977

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Před rokem +1093

    My favorite part was when Disney lost hundreds of millions of dollars.

    • @anorouch
      @anorouch Před rokem +76

      Billions. Toys, video games, and future generations interest all got thrown in the garbage for the sake of "The Message"

    • @John_James
      @John_James Před rokem +8

      Disney Shareholders do it

    • @krixpop
      @krixpop Před rokem +18

      not enough ... not enough ... more !
      MORE ! ! !

    • @garyreid7865
      @garyreid7865 Před rokem +9

      landfill will be full

    • @djohn1671
      @djohn1671 Před rokem +16

      daisy has a body that looks the same from the front and the back.

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Před rokem +5389

    Somewhere, George Lucas is smiling, knowing that those who accused him of ruining Star Wars are now BEGGING for him to come back. Selling Lucasfilm to Disney was the ultimate "I told you so".

    • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
      @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it Před rokem +327

      @@allancosta-vc1ke we do not LOVE andor. andor is mediocre. its a snoozefest and skarsgard is saving this show

    • @Barrobroadcastmaster
      @Barrobroadcastmaster Před rokem +208

      Lucas wasn't any better than Disney. Another bitter Hollywood elitist. Rogue One is still one of the best movies because they listened to the fans. The anti-fan sentiment from the creators needs to go.

    • @RJALEXANDER777
      @RJALEXANDER777 Před rokem +182

      He'll buy the franchise back for a dollar at this rate.

    • @mrrandrade
      @mrrandrade Před rokem +204

      Some people loved andor.
      Most people absolutely didn't care at all about andor.

    • @shockmesane4158
      @shockmesane4158 Před rokem

      Nah, Lucas can keep his midichlorians and virgin births. Disney sucking doesn't make the prequels even one iota better. They are still dreadful abominations.

  • @paulvanbeaumont7184
    @paulvanbeaumont7184 Před 11 měsíci +153

    1:58 "If a non-verbal green goblin is more popular than the face of your franchise “ that had me in stitches laughing

    • @cibriis1710
      @cibriis1710 Před 8 měsíci +1

      That's sort of expected though

    • @JosefTBB
      @JosefTBB Před 5 měsíci +1

      1:52*

    • @sctkarter1111
      @sctkarter1111 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I just realize there’s baby yoda shit everywhere and I’ve yet to see a Rey t shirt or toy

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

  • @Will008
    @Will008 Před 11 měsíci +103

    It is still shocking to me that Rey has all of these powers, but never had any training or went through the Jedi trials.

    • @Biscuits645
      @Biscuits645 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Umm she's a woman! She doesn't need to do all that.

    • @Will008
      @Will008 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@Biscuits645 🤦🏾‍♂️lol

    • @kadran3263
      @kadran3263 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Would love to have the back story on this told as her powers all disappear through the course of the narrative and she has to rebuild without any woke bs

    • @Will008
      @Will008 Před 7 měsíci

      @@kadran3263 Especially!! It’s ridiculous!!!

    • @jimmy22334
      @jimmy22334 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@kadran3263nah I'd rather just have Finn

  • @d1grizz
    @d1grizz Před rokem +2551

    How Kathleen Kennedy is still gainfully employed by Disney is the eighth wonder of the world.

    • @trellz17
      @trellz17 Před rokem +198

      Cause she has strong connections to several huge media corporations. I think her husband is someone huge too

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 Před rokem +181

      She has extremely strong connection with Spielberg and Lucas and Faverau. By name at least. Even though all three hate her. And other industry connections too.

    • @doc_sav
      @doc_sav Před rokem +69

      She must have had a beskar clad contract which I suspect may have actually been part of the acquisition of Lucasfilm. And ditto to what every one else said about her deep connections in the wood.

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 Před rokem +30

      ESG

    • @nimay13
      @nimay13 Před rokem +59

      As long as the numbers backs her up. Disney won’t lift a finger.
      You want her go? Make effective protest by hurting their wallets. Unfortunately that’s easier said than done.

  • @jamesfoley6939
    @jamesfoley6939 Před rokem +1338

    I can’t wait to not watch a movie where Rey’s story arc is discovering she’s even more stunning and brave than previously thought.

    • @oO0Xenos0Oo
      @oO0Xenos0Oo Před rokem +1

      The only viable sequel to her story would be her turning to the dark side oder getting shot in the head by a random stormtrooper.

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator Před rokem +142

      Turns out Rey is all the Jedi. Traveling back in time, each of her cells becomes "midichlorians" and scattered through time. All force sensitives have a little bit of Rey in them throughout all time. Midichlorisms are all mini-rey particles making jedi, jedi

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 Před rokem +39

      @musicalaviator
      *Sam Neil scream*

    • @brushstroke3733
      @brushstroke3733 Před rokem +51

      ​@@musicalaviator You're even better at coming up with Disney plots than Disney themselves! Well done! And I thought it was ridiculous when Anakin Skywalker was the offspring of an immaculate conception (no father, just mini-Reys.)

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator Před rokem +48

      @@brushstroke3733 Rey: Kylo Ren. Your grandfather never told you who your Great-grandfather was
      Kylo: He told me enough. He told me he had no father.
      Rey: No, Ren... I, am your great-grandfather.
      Kylo: No that's not true!? That's impossible!!! Noooooooo!!!

  • @qtheband751
    @qtheband751 Před rokem +73

    As one who belongs to the original trilogy generation, my heart is broken. The once greatest franchise in movie history is reduced to a parody of itself, struggling to regain its former glory.

    • @Amanitaland
      @Amanitaland Před 8 měsíci +4

      Yeah. Now it's like one big joke.

    • @deadpool-xr6dr
      @deadpool-xr6dr Před 6 měsíci

      Would you die of "heart broken" like Padmé?

    • @Garek_G
      @Garek_G Před 5 měsíci +5

      Dude. Ignore this shite. It doesn’t exist. It’s bad fan-fiction comedy, at best. Stick with the good stuff. Pass it on to those who come after you. Re-watch the original trilogy. Read the Expanded Universe books (pre-Disney only); there are hundreds of them. It’s plenty to keep original SW generation folks like us busy and happy while avoiding the purposeful destruction of ALL our beloved IP’s. This is happening to demoralize us.
      DON’T. LET. IT. HAPPEN. TO. YOU. 👊🏽👍🏽❤️

    • @Solomon_C
      @Solomon_C Před 5 měsíci

      @@Garek_G There are also some good SW fan-fics out there. I recommend "What Lurks In The Dark" by DragonflyonBreak if you're looking for a good SW fan-fic

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Besides Rey being the most powerful character in not only in the whole Star Wars franchise, also in fiction in terms of power-scaling. She is also the most well-written character in the whole Star Wars franchise and fiction. Many audience and real Star Wars fans who knows both the lore of legends and Disney canon that are not actually paid by Disney said they relate to Rey the most compared to most characters, or even all the characters in fiction. Her struggles to the dark side and anger issues are the most relatable and even those who are not Star Wars fans, the entire world relates to her which makes her the greatest character in Star Wars, and also in fiction. It is said that she is a Mary Sue, but she is not since once second of her training is infinite times harder than an average Jedi’s journey to Knighthood, including Anakin’s journey also. Her struggles and life is grueling, and Rey has suffered the most compared to Anakin Skywalker, even as a little girl, Rey suffered infinite times harder than Anakin’s whole life, including when he was Darth Vader.
      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

  • @MegaJman143
    @MegaJman143 Před rokem +375

    The sad part for Daisey Riddley is she seems to have done the best she could with such a terribly written character

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Před 11 měsíci +33

      Yeah. I actually liked her in TFA, especially in that scene after they defeat the Tie-Fighters on Jakku. Sure, Rey was kinda perfect, but not entirely, and until she started using Force powers (that shit was just awful), she was forgivable.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Před 11 měsíci +16

      She kept going back. She could have easily left after the first movie. She just didn't care about Star Wars. She just wanted the money. She shouldn't be defended.

    • @rathael1428
      @rathael1428 Před 11 měsíci +40

      @@mediocreman2 For a new unknown actress she at least can be forgiven for it. What excuse is there for the actors that made a huge fortune already that go back to revise a character into the ground? Harrison Ford, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Etc?

    • @MsRuneGirl
      @MsRuneGirl Před 10 měsíci +39

      @@mediocreman2she probably signed a contract to be part of the entire series and future movies when they hired her.

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Which isn't saying much because her acting boils down to :o

  • @Dedhaven
    @Dedhaven Před rokem +1672

    When you think about it Palpatine, one of the most sinister Sith in the history of Star Wars has won. His line has continued through Rey while all the real Skywalkers and Solos are dead. This actually reflects real life so much... Disney has won, they have succeeded in destroying George Lucas's and our(the real fans) beloved franchise. Just like Rey is pretending to be a Skywalker, Disney is still pretending to give a shit about Star Wars.

    • @kaisamsa
      @kaisamsa Před rokem +178

      Wow man, that's actually a pretty accurate way of putting it, but also really fucking sad. I still remember the disappointment I felt watching The Last Jedi. TFA was a copy of ANH but at least it left me intrigued. TLJ killed Star Wars with its terrible plot and disrespect to the Luke character, making me hate everything related to the franchise, which I will continue to do as long as Disney manages it. Fuck them and KK.

    • @tiergeist2639
      @tiergeist2639 Před rokem +50

      You got that. All are dead and they have taken over and now its our turn to vanish.

    • @kellyduggan2326
      @kellyduggan2326 Před rokem +26

      i agree with that, kk just trying to save her job, but it will fail

    • @gothamwarrior
      @gothamwarrior Před rokem +15

      This is an unpopular opinion, but TLJ honestly slaps. TROS could have solved all/most of its problems, but instead dedicated itself to retconning the whole movie and trying to be some sort of Endgame level conclusion that it was never supposed to be.

    • @loslobos786
      @loslobos786 Před rokem +33

      They only win if you, me, the super fans, the fans and the Normies give them our Money. I won't give them a Dime, I didn't pay for Mando and I won't pay for anymore Rey Palpatine. This isn't Star Wars it's DISNEY STAR WARS a completely different thing. I'll stay home and watch the OG Star Wars trilogy it can never die.

  • @acenigerian3356
    @acenigerian3356 Před rokem +1711

    It’s impressive how apathetic everyone has become about Star Wars

    • @toddlask
      @toddlask Před rokem +157

      no one talks about sw around me... for years now

    • @taags
      @taags Před rokem +156

      The worst thing an audience can be.

    • @yrooxrksvi7142
      @yrooxrksvi7142 Před rokem +28

      If you care about Disney Star Wars yes. But the Expanded Universe exists, so I'm not so apathetic about that.

    • @Aikurisu
      @Aikurisu Před rokem +62

      #ApathyIsDeath
      #KreiaWasRight

    • @michaelolmos8257
      @michaelolmos8257 Před rokem +52

      is it any reason that the formers star wars loyalists are turning their back on the raveged descrated once holy grail of geekdom in masses and are rightfully flocking to warhammer 40k where it generously welcomes us in with open arms.
      for all off its incompetence and dumbass blunders

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 Před 10 měsíci +275

    Just a reminder that Daisy, a child of very wealthy parents who are in the Hollywood in-crowd, said that she's struggled _just as much_ for her career as John Boyega. That she's faced just as many hurdles and her wahmenness outstrips his POCness in the progressive stack.
    Daisy was sent to private boarding schools and enjoyed every luxury imaginable as a child and young adult. Her parents paid for all her acting classes and helped leverage their connections to get her the roles she enjoys today.
    John, on the other hand, grew up a child of immigrants in the UK and had to walk to a local theatre in second-hand shoes to try to make his acting dream come true.
    Look how they have each been treated by Disney: Daisy like a literal canonised saint of strong boss-babeness and John like a clown who, when he complained, was then treated like literal shit.
    I'm not saying that Daisy deserves threats or whatever, but she could try not playing the victim for a second since she's about as privileged as you can be.

    • @bassguitarislife3419
      @bassguitarislife3419 Před 7 měsíci +30

      J. Boyega’s character was supposed to be just as popular as Rey from the way they made The Fart Awakens. Rey, Finn & Poe were gonna be like the new Han, Leia & Luke but di$ney screwed that up big time.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 Před 7 měsíci +9

      ​@@bassguitarislife3419I though John was the main character

    • @cloud8521
      @cloud8521 Před 6 měsíci +8

      @@bassguitarislife3419 Poe was supposed to die, but the actor got fussy that he was going to die in a movie again so they rewrote him back in haphazardly, which is why he suddenly appears out of nowhere.

    • @Elflacito
      @Elflacito Před 5 měsíci +3

      he wasn’t fussy about it ,they actually liked him and his performance so they decided to rewrite the script to have him survive.

    • @gomiwomi
      @gomiwomi Před 5 měsíci +3

      Both of them are rich and don't know who the hell you are. But I can bet most celebrity worshippers are poor.

  • @jamesforbes5616
    @jamesforbes5616 Před rokem +17

    You really have to admire Kathleen Kenedy though. Never have I seen such determination to fit a square peg into a round hole.

    • @johnsmith4811
      @johnsmith4811 Před 3 měsíci

      She's kinky like that. Don't hate.

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @network735
      @network735 Před měsícem

      is she the unattractive actress with no jedi training?

  • @Reds_dead
    @Reds_dead Před rokem +790

    “About as popular as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting” pure comedy gold 😂

    • @nuskiii8998
      @nuskiii8998 Před rokem +17

      You can hear him laughing as he says that

    • @Hailnolah
      @Hailnolah Před 11 měsíci

      Your mom is pure comedy gold.

  • @robmarino314
    @robmarino314 Před rokem +1442

    Nobody at Disney can stop Darth Kennedy from destroying your childhood.

    • @reasonerenlightened2456
      @reasonerenlightened2456 Před rokem +21

      For a Jedi she surely shows insane amount of uncontrollable emotions. They are supposed to rise above emotions, not supress them but let them through without affecting their behaviour?

    • @stunningandbrave7475
      @stunningandbrave7475 Před rokem +12

      Star Wars didn’t ruin my childhood… f*ckin polio did

    • @Godstud
      @Godstud Před rokem +31

      My childhood is intact. I only consider the first 6 movies as anything reasonably good. Sorry, Rogue One was good, too. Solo, Kenobi and Boba Fett are rubbish, and Mandalorian is heading down the drain.

    • @juanarocha8629
      @juanarocha8629 Před rokem +8

      I had a wonderful childhood thank you very much. But yeah it sucks that Disney is destroying the franchise.
      Also why haven't they done Mickey dressed up as a Jedi already? Or Donald Duck as Kylo Ren, that'd be hilarious and awesome at the same time

    • @RU-qv3jl
      @RU-qv3jl Před rokem +7

      There are 6 Star Wars movies that recognise and a whole load of good books written by good writers. Disney can call something what they want now that they’ve purchased the IP, they cannot change my view on it. My childhood is quite happy with my view of the Star Wars universe. My view of Disney is also something that I am totally happy with and is not likely to change in the near future as they religiously destroy what people love. You do make a generally good point about their desire to force their view onto others though.

  • @narwhalking2788
    @narwhalking2788 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Asohka was the last hope for Star Wars. I was one who thought that Dave could do better like his previous projects, but he isn't making what he used to.
    Mighty grim news *God Emperor Drinker*.

    • @jamescarr1265
      @jamescarr1265 Před 8 měsíci +1

      *sigh* it’s bad. at least we’ll always have the old Ahsoka ❤

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr Před rokem +24

    As a kid you can actually grow on the prequels and it transitions so beautifully to the OG and if you leave the sequels out you get such a wonderful end to heroes that truly do bring “A new hope”. I’ll keep those movies in mind, not whatever the rat shits out.

    • @r.s.7929
      @r.s.7929 Před 11 měsíci +2

      For whatever flaws the prequels have as movies, most of us can at least appreciate what they contributed to the overall story. The sequels don't have that same sense of vision or purpose.

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@r.s.7929 The prequels are complete masterpieces compared to what star wars gets now.The red lining was at least good, just a shame they ruined the potential with a lot of plot stupidity.

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

  •  Před rokem +4091

    The fact that there’s been 100 years of Disney and they’re trying to speedrun burning their company into the ground in the next 10 years is truly remarkable.

    • @michaelh.8945
      @michaelh.8945 Před rokem +79

      And no loss whatsoever.

    • @ezraho8449
      @ezraho8449 Před rokem +100

      Disney has had bad decades in the past. In many ways their years experimenting with live action films and their years of doing animated films internet he early 2000s late ‘90s they produced a ton of content that is all but forgotten now.

    • @Bryndela
      @Bryndela Před rokem +56

      No king rules forever

    • @SB_kilsgb
      @SB_kilsgb Před rokem +75

      Everything for the agenda

    • @risinggael1685
      @risinggael1685 Před rokem

      Disney has been infiltrated by its enemy's....Walt would never have allowed this nor HIS old guard of Disney...
      This isn't Disney this is its enemy's an infection...

  • @ftrwrwbg
    @ftrwrwbg Před rokem +1629

    The most shocking and disturbing thing to me is that Kathleen Kennedy still isn’t fired

    • @ftrwrwbg
      @ftrwrwbg Před rokem +241

      @Critical_Drinker Will do. Just give me sec to gather all my personal info together. SS card, credit cards, bank statements let me go get it all.

    • @cpmobil2
      @cpmobil2 Před rokem +76

      @@ftrwrwbg LMFAO

    • @pirazel7858
      @pirazel7858 Před rokem +73

      Keep in mind, almost nobody in a higher position in Hollywood is there because of their talent, knowledge or capabilities

    • @RJRC_105
      @RJRC_105 Před rokem +27

      She knows where the bodies are buried. I'm being she's dug up some pretty hefty kompromat on the top people at Disney.

    • @ExoticOnTheBeat
      @ExoticOnTheBeat Před rokem +38

      Seriously. Let me lose my company millions, upon millions of dollars and customers. I would be fired the same day.

  • @sloppykittens822
    @sloppykittens822 Před rokem +11

    I appreciated the chuckle at the “as popular as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting” cuz that one got me 😂

  • @christophermorley6615
    @christophermorley6615 Před rokem +26

    I would have so much more respect for disney and their future movies and shows if they held their hands up and simply admitted that they made a mistake.

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby Před rokem +2183

    Once, playing Age of Empires, I had my enemy confined to a single island, surrounded by my walls, all his forests and ores depleted, all his military destroyed. For some reason, he started building sawmills. Dozens of them. Covered every inch of his territory with sawmills. That's what Disney reminds me of.

    • @chadim33
      @chadim33 Před rokem +42

      Tuk tuk

    • @thatguy6153
      @thatguy6153 Před rokem +440

      I both don’t know what your saying and completely understand at the same time.

    • @Persia269
      @Persia269 Před rokem +15

      Hahaha

    • @WinterMadness
      @WinterMadness Před rokem +436

      "If your enemy has you surrounded, build sawmills." -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @poomskins
      @poomskins Před rokem +99

      What a beautifully relatable analogy. 💯👍🏾

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 Před rokem +907

    The most impressive thing Disney has done with Star Wars is somehow making the most die hard fans become apathetic towards a once beloved franchise.

    • @Blink_____
      @Blink_____ Před rokem +122

      apathetic is being generous. Many of us downright hate Stat Wars now

    • @EliteBadFrog
      @EliteBadFrog Před rokem +39

      Disney really thrashed star wars and it HURTS! Wish the IP got into the hands of some capable hands. The SWTOR cinematic trailers than this

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Před rokem +24

      and Paramount followed in their footsteps. At least Star Trek and Star Wars fans still have the older installments to enjoy.

    • @SirChristopher365
      @SirChristopher365 Před rokem +11

      Oh, we're not apathetic.
      We're just severely disappointed by MOST of what we see.

    • @jei3970
      @jei3970 Před rokem +20

      I was the biggest fan and saw episode 2 and 3 in theaters and I fucking hate hearing anything about star wars.

  • @Sylmarys24
    @Sylmarys24 Před 10 měsíci +11

    I agree, Daisy Ridley was only 23 when she got this role, she had had absolutely no experience at all with movies and probably wrote a contract for the next 2, no matter how good they were. That said, she has done other movies but its pretty clear she had nothing to do with the writing or reaction to Rey. Same with John Boyega and Adam Driver. They both have no love for their roles either, just like us, and I can't blame them at all.

    • @duyvukhanh4525
      @duyvukhanh4525 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@vawaie9vawa623they hate the role's writing, not the role itself

    • @duyvukhanh4525
      @duyvukhanh4525 Před 7 měsíci

      @@vawaie9vawa623 they didn't know the script before signing in for the role (which is their literal job). Do you know what i mean?

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯💯

    • @codeck4442
      @codeck4442 Před 3 měsíci

      Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
      Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
      Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
      She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
      Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
      Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
      Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
      Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
      Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
      💯💯

  • @tripleh327
    @tripleh327 Před rokem +12

    Yesterday I watched again pacific rim
    The first one
    I know I know
    I wanted only a simple film with mecha and monster to turn off my brain
    Yet I found myself analyzing the female protagonist
    And even with all the limitation of this film it was decently written
    It was not a Mary sue
    She was good in her specialized job and feminine in appearance
    But not better than a guy with actual field experience
    She was not instantly better than anyone else
    And oh my god
    She had some flaws to overcome
    In this case a traumatic past
    And even more unheard
    She actually needed the help of a more experienced mentor to overcome her barriers
    I saw a lot of drinkers reviews but this is the first time that I noticed something so obvious rewatching a film of more than a decade ago
    There was a time when they where able to write good female protagonists without making men look stupid or useless
    And that was in a film about mega monster punching giant robots
    My god how low we have fallen

  • @silver2therescue1
    @silver2therescue1 Před rokem +1653

    "There's flogging a dead horse and then there's standing over its decades old grave shouting "go boy!" That line made me laugh so hard. XD

    • @kongrufus1
      @kongrufus1 Před rokem +10

      I guess you could say..
      The dead horse has been beaten to a pulp by now? 😀

    • @TheEpitath1
      @TheEpitath1 Před rokem +3

      Same here dude.

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED Před rokem +4

      the line before that is great too

    • @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779
      @elliottobelliotnwaobi4779 Před rokem +3

      Broo FR!💀💀

    • @sezwah1414
      @sezwah1414 Před rokem

      MANY of us knew that two, ART FORMS, Marvel COMICS and Star Wars would DIE a HORRIBLE Death when DISNEY 'acquired' both! This documentary "Black Widow/Panther STRIPPED! Marvel COMICS Sex Strength and POWER!" explains the PURPOSEFUL destruction by THE MOUSE! czcams.com/video/7e_x9jLEfl0/video.html

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před rokem +461

    "Somehow Palpatine returned" has to be one of the "wtf" lines in history, Disney has truly outdone themselves with questionable choices

    • @taags
      @taags Před rokem +2

      Even toddlers can write better stories.

    • @ghostflame9211
      @ghostflame9211 Před rokem +23

      according to Honest Trailers, they explained palpatine's return in a seasonal challenge of fortnite. so i looked it up on star wars wiki, and apparently the fortnite event wasnt an official star wars event, but they liked it so much they chose to canonize it. which means they officially acknowledge fortnite as part of the star wars universe.
      and honestly, im not sure which one is worse.

    • @marcuscato9083
      @marcuscato9083 Před rokem +2

      During the second movie, I found myself so bored that I started watching a CZcams video about a family that owned a massive python as a pet. I never saw the third one. So all this time, I thought the line "Somehow Palpatine returned" was just something people were saying to make fun of the writing. I never imagined that was an actual line from the movie. 🤪

    • @andyquinn3996
      @andyquinn3996 Před rokem +2

      ​@@ghostflame9211 I mean, that's saying a lot, when freaking fortnite can write a better story and reason as to why x villain came back to life than what you will ever do, that speaks volume.

    • @quicksilvertheelegant3964
      @quicksilvertheelegant3964 Před rokem +2

      Now I’ve made that one of my lessons while writing a book: Never say ‘somehow’, ESPECIALLY in dialogue. It’s code talk for ‘we don’t f*ckin know and we don’t care to know’ (or at least don’t use it as an out-of-character excuse)

  • @tonyilias2561
    @tonyilias2561 Před rokem +12

    I feel so bad for Daisy Ridley. She's a genuinely nice person and decent actress who had to play one of the worst written characters in one of the biggest cinematic franchises in history.

    • @bfyrth
      @bfyrth Před 11 měsíci

      She signed up for woke, F HER

  • @JustCallMeStent
    @JustCallMeStent Před rokem +5

    I'll be honest, when I first heard of this "Dawn of the Jedi" plotline, alarm bells quickly started going off with the realisation that this may be the Star Wars equivalent of The Timeless Children.

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic Před rokem +1711

    "She's a woman trying to succeed in a man's world!"
    "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
    Futurama summed KK up nicely.

    • @IllisiaAdams
      @IllisiaAdams Před rokem +5

      KK?

    • @SpadeDraco
      @SpadeDraco Před rokem +65

      @@IllisiaAdams Kathleen Kennedy

    • @thelaw6267
      @thelaw6267 Před rokem +43

      The Chad Zapp Brannigan.

    • @hernandogaribaldi8627
      @hernandogaribaldi8627 Před rokem +17

      In her defense, being as incompetent as she is, she's still trying to succed in a enviroment of other incompetent people (mostly other incompetent men) but better positioned than her.

    • @AlphonseWeebay
      @AlphonseWeebay Před rokem +1

      It’s so bad I almost couldn’t watch your review

  • @yellowjello3750
    @yellowjello3750 Před rokem +755

    "You can't just call yourself something and expect it to come true."
    Brave words for 2023. lol

    • @moreplatesmoretren9897
      @moreplatesmoretren9897 Před rokem +7

      True

    • @mikeluna2026
      @mikeluna2026 Před rokem +39

      Well, they are common sense for most of the planet. It's mostly some people in North America and Europe (a minority of the world's population) that don't want to believe it.

    • @yellowjello3750
      @yellowjello3750 Před rokem +12

      @@mikeluna2026 Thank you, Mike. That is the joke.

    • @1247.cccccc
      @1247.cccccc Před rokem +20

      It adds utility to the Star wars line: It's a TRAP!

    • @josiah3820
      @josiah3820 Před rokem +1

      Yeah.

  • @AdamTheStorysmith
    @AdamTheStorysmith Před 3 měsíci +1

    Whenever the Drinker uses the “is that a personal attack or something?” I say YES!

  • @clivematthew-wilson7918
    @clivematthew-wilson7918 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Brilliant, as usual. FYI, the quote: "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results,” was not from Einstein but from US writer Rita Mae Brown’s 'Sudden Death' (1983).

  • @waaagh3203
    @waaagh3203 Před rokem +1046

    Can you imagine Rey teaching someone to be a Jedi? "Master Palpatine, how do I train to do mind tricks?" Ray: "I don't know. I just kind of did it, you know, without any training. If you can't, you suck at this."

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Před rokem +95

      Knowing Disney these days, it won't matter. Everyone gets a Participation Lightsaber and at the end of the story, nothing has really happened.

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life Před rokem +44

      Hey, she trained hard!
      … For the better part of a Saturday!

    • @NotTheStinkyCheese
      @NotTheStinkyCheese Před 11 měsíci

      I bet the answer will be : 'cause you're not a person who identifies as a female gender.
      So chop that thing down there off and get some breast implants ... that'll work

    • @Jrlokerfloorx
      @Jrlokerfloorx Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@woodside4life What Saturday was that?

    • @michaeld5888
      @michaeld5888 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Well not having all the powers at any time would be considered a flaw and such a thing as a flaw is purely a masculine trait.

  • @tubethenoob627
    @tubethenoob627 Před rokem +913

    “About as popular as a treadmill at a body-positivity event.”
    You sir, are a hero.

  • @chrisprysok7634
    @chrisprysok7634 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Rey is a fsiled padawan. She failed her training. Leia taught her not to be afraid of "who you are". The last thing we see rey do is lie about her name, and live behind stolen valor. She is not a skywalker and had she succesed in her training she would have said palpatine.

  • @kasegiyabu5030
    @kasegiyabu5030 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I have no sympathy for Ridley. She's meant to be an actress, yet gives a performance that makes Pinocchio look flexible. A lousy script doesn't excuse a lousy performance.

  • @oakenmethod
    @oakenmethod Před rokem +715

    "You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true." Imagine the world we'd have if people weren't so divorced from this simple reality.

    • @patricklewis9787
      @patricklewis9787 Před rokem +81

      The transgender movement and its impact on society

    • @oakenmethod
      @oakenmethod Před rokem +29

      @@patricklewis9787 Correct. Also acceptable would have been "I was spanked as a child and I turned out fine" or "This new bill will have Z-E-R-O impact on the national debt."

    • @DraculaCronqvist
      @DraculaCronqvist Před rokem +4

      But that is exactly the kind of world we live in.

    • @oakenmethod
      @oakenmethod Před rokem +2

      @@DraculaCronqvist All new destinations begin with the journey.

    • @Hellefleur
      @Hellefleur Před rokem +10

      Excuse you, i find that offensive!!
      -Honorable Duke Hellefleur Esquire The Excellent.

  • @TheDahveeed
    @TheDahveeed Před rokem +809

    "You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"...the line that a disturbing amount of the world needs to be reminded of.

    • @LittleMopeHead
      @LittleMopeHead Před rokem +59

      Ah the pronouns too.

    • @Crow_T_Robot
      @Crow_T_Robot Před rokem +25

      Underrated comment. Deserves 50k more likes!

    • @neosildrake
      @neosildrake Před rokem +24

      My thoughts exatly. But that's the whole leftist wokels schtick.

    • @uchiha-boy1003
      @uchiha-boy1003 Před rokem +7

      I'm the God of war

    • @markusfreund6961
      @markusfreund6961 Před rokem +28

      I was gonna say, isn't that the epitome of "far-right" "transphobic" "patriarchal" "bigotry" formerly known as basic sanity and common sense?

  • @JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
    @JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw Před rokem +6

    I also feel for the new characters' actors, as well as the legacy actors. None of them deserved what disney did

  • @IllisiaAdams
    @IllisiaAdams Před rokem +42

    What bothers me most about Rey when compared to Luke is that Luke - and the entire original trilogy's plot - was always based around the classic storytelling concept of "The Hero's Journey" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero%27s_journey?wprov=sfla1), as stated by George Lucus himself. THJ (as I'll shorten it to now) goes back thousands of years and has been used *countless* times for good blooming reason! Because it makes for a good story! Luke had his THJ, and it was utterly *destroyed* in the sequel trilogy. What's worse? Rey *doesn't have a THJ* ! She skips most of it, really. That's why she's so boring! It's utterly infuriating and saddening that we lose Luke - a flawed but ultimately heroic character - and get Rey, the fudging *perfect* hero... #nothanks!

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 11 měsíci +5

      Good stories don't have to be very similar to THJ (although the popularity of the original trilogy rests in no small part on how brilliantly Lucas transposed classic THJ into space fantasy), but Rey's story is literally the dark twin, THJ's satanic bible that breaks every step and makes character uninteresting and repulsive in every possible way.

    • @karimb972
      @karimb972 Před 8 měsíci

      And she is a girl. Most of us don't want to be led in battle or saved by a girl. It's a raw fact. We are hardwired that way. Men fight and women care for children and the elderly. That's the reason all those movies are so cringe: they all go against human nature.

    • @Feja2503
      @Feja2503 Před 6 měsíci

      @@AtticusKarpenter You can let the villain do it, but if the mc is that way it makes for a hateworthy character. Hell even a training ofscreen is better. Kylo, despite falling into the losing to girl MC thing is a more interesting 'hero'. Despite being the villain. Rey is written as a half villain, while Kylo is written like half a hero.

  • @sh1zukaapple257
    @sh1zukaapple257 Před rokem +702

    The fan base: "Ew Ray is trash"
    Disney: "They love her!!! They really love her😃"

    • @Hudramshinzoffy
      @Hudramshinzoffy Před rokem +21

      Rey is ok but her movies are wasted potential

    • @bakonphat
      @bakonphat Před rokem +6

      Don't forget to edit in there. They love our newest Disney princess.

    • @cybernet343
      @cybernet343 Před rokem +19

      @@Hudramshinzoffy I'll give Daisy Ridley the benefit of the doubt any day, but not Rey.

    • @GulfbeachMateo
      @GulfbeachMateo Před rokem +3

      #DontWatchDontStream

    • @athejbaka7084
      @athejbaka7084 Před rokem +6

      Almost like making money isn’t and was never the goal social conditioning is

  • @jamesmcstein6758
    @jamesmcstein6758 Před rokem +252

    I still can't get over when Han Solo died Leia hugged Rey instead of Chewy 😢

    • @apollyon9946
      @apollyon9946 Před rokem +58

      I couldn't believe what I was seeing in the theater. Chewy just casually walks around in the background having no reaction to Leia. Han was his best friend for like 50 years or whatever. Rey just met him like a day ago. Unbelievable...

    • @tbirdpunk
      @tbirdpunk Před rokem +5

      How safe is it for a geriatric woman to hug a wookiee?

    • @MrNorker77
      @MrNorker77 Před rokem +14

      @@tbirdpunk Very! Wookies aren't wild and savage animals (They're also not real).

    • @Philo-ul2uq
      @Philo-ul2uq Před rokem +9

      ​@@tbirdpunk cocaine helps

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Před rokem +21

      Compile that with the fact, she never awarded the Wookie at the end of A New Hope, maybe she's just racist against those sasquatchilian species. 😂

  • @rossbabcock3790
    @rossbabcock3790 Před 11 měsíci +1

    As my uncle from Dundee would say to Kennedy, Bolt, ye mangled fud!

  • @azerkahn
    @azerkahn Před 11 měsíci +4

    My dear Star Wars fans, please do not see the new movies in the theater, don't buy any dvd, game, toys, or any other merchandise. You don't need to encourage this, and you don't need put yourself through it. We are better than this, and we deserve better.

  • @72Adub
    @72Adub Před rokem +868

    I just hope that Daisy can fit this role into her busy acting schedule.

    • @NiteF0X
      @NiteF0X Před rokem +50

      HA

    • @JarrellHall
      @JarrellHall Před rokem +14

      Well currently she's very busy producing, writing, and starring in a few projects....so....yeah...

    • @Toolness1
      @Toolness1 Před rokem +89

      @@JarrellHall More riveting box office busting blockbusters like The Bubble and Chaos Walking?

    • @kwilde2387
      @kwilde2387 Před rokem +13

      Shots fired

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 Před rokem +20

      You don't understand. They're gonna team her up with Baby Yoda, guys! Yay! Surefire hit!
      What?
      Oh, you mean they tried that with BB8, and that sailed over as well the Titanic?

  • @thetotaltard
    @thetotaltard Před rokem +571

    When the first movie in the Skywalker trilogy came out, I thought they were going to have Finn's story arc be that he becomes a Jedi. The idea of a faceless Stormtrooper rising through anonymity to become a Jedi was just so freaking good in my head. And then Ray became the Jedi just because, and Finn became a comic relief..

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Před rokem +18

      Leaking fluids all over the place along with any dignity he once had. 😂

    • @aljabirxiju9475
      @aljabirxiju9475 Před rokem +3

      an adult stormtrooper ..jedi training starts very early. yoda thought annakin was too old as a child to begin. finn becoming a jedi would be awful.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Před rokem +35

      Also, Kylo Ren was great beginning - overpowered but conflicted, hampered by unformed training, with hero worship to skewed image of Vader, mythologized grandfather was GOOD idea and good start.

    • @DeltaOmaniac
      @DeltaOmaniac Před rokem +17

      Can we not let this trilogy be called the skywalker trilogy 😂

    • @ContraGrain
      @ContraGrain Před rokem +2

      It always intrigued me because it seems like that was the intent. Everything pointed to that but it didn't happen.

  • @dornfist3913
    @dornfist3913 Před rokem

    Excellent video @Critical Drinker! I remember the time that the sequel trilogy was going to be retconned out of existence...I guess that was a vain hope.

  • @Suitsnstylesguy
    @Suitsnstylesguy Před rokem +1

    2:59 I guarantee they won’t look at a single part of old canon or old legends to find who would actually be the first force wielder, or for any of these projects in general.

  • @theopportuneson699
    @theopportuneson699 Před rokem +395

    The problem for Daisy Ridley is that it’s much easier for Adam Driver to put distance from the Disney trilogy because he’s a much more established actor. The Disney trilogy was supposed to be Daisy’s launchpad, and she gave it her all, but the writers and directors may have broken her career.

    • @darthvaydor6716
      @darthvaydor6716 Před rokem

      And she just sucks as an actress

    • @FedReserveCorrupt
      @FedReserveCorrupt Před rokem +72

      Maybe … but Daisy has the acting range of a plank of wood.

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 Před rokem +42

      @@FedReserveCorrupt if i remember correctly, her first acting gig was as a corpse... suits her acting range

    • @bros4654
      @bros4654 Před rokem +102

      I actually don't hold anything against Daisy. There are plenty of limited actors that I still enjoy. I cannot stand Rey as a character, but its not Daisy's fault.

    • @costernocht
      @costernocht Před rokem +10

      Daisy needs to do a 19th century costume drama.

  • @MultiTexMex
    @MultiTexMex Před rokem +645

    Did anyone else feel completely indifferent when they announced the newest films?

    • @xuvial1391
      @xuvial1391 Před rokem +36

      I mean...we're still caring about it enough to comment on it, and watch a video of someone ranting about it...so we haven't quite reached the "indifference" yet. True indifference would be ignoring it's entire existence and not even bothering to complain about it. That's the kind of indifference that big media corporations fear. For content creators like Drinker who rely on ranting on modern movies for content/views, being indifferent is not an option.

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 Před rokem +36

      I mean I just don't really care about these movies at this point

    • @Afflictamine
      @Afflictamine Před rokem +11

      ever since I saw Force Awakens in the cinema I knew we were fucked. then Mandalorian gave me hope again, but now even that isn't looking too good anymore

    • @SwiftSloth
      @SwiftSloth Před rokem +15

      I saw the announcement video pop up on my recommended. Scrolled right past it. This video started playing against my will. I’ve completely given up on Star Wars. Even Mando is different. All I have is the originals and prequels.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před rokem +6

      Not really, because although I've literally never seen a Star Wars movie (unless you count SpaceBalls), I look forward to the Drinker mercilessly rip the films a new one when they're out.

  • @Random_19
    @Random_19 Před rokem +6

    A true sign of how bad these characters are getting is that I actually thought for a moment that Kirito from SaO might not have been that bad. Thankfully I remember SaO itself and that thought goes away.

  • @bindair_dundat
    @bindair_dundat Před rokem +2

    Focusing the future of Star Wars on Rey is like basing a Star Wars theme-park/hotel on just the sequel trilogy.

  • @CCEkeke
    @CCEkeke Před rokem +417

    "Rey Palpatine is about as popular as a treadmill at a Body Positivity Meeting." That one killed me dead.

    • @quixquire1761
      @quixquire1761 Před rokem +6

      “killed me dead”
      Well I’d hate to be killed into alive!

    • @jstos3675
      @jstos3675 Před rokem

      Omg are you a ghost?

    • @rydok1313
      @rydok1313 Před rokem +3

      Heck even he laughed.😂😂😂

    • @one_hit_man
      @one_hit_man Před rokem +2

      that one breathed me air

    • @jstos3675
      @jstos3675 Před rokem

      @@one_hit_man was it mouth to mouth?

  • @rocketjimmy9238
    @rocketjimmy9238 Před rokem +2411

    I like how drinker has a lot of empathy for Daisy Ridley’s predicament. I often see (less intelligent) creators blaming the actor or actress for the character’s writing when in reality they normally have very little control over the character itself. Drinker correctly blaming the people behind the character is a welcome change

    • @captainblood9616
      @captainblood9616 Před rokem +193

      100% right. Just as I was thinking "I kinda feel sorry for Daisy Ridley" Drinker said the same thing. Same deal with the poor guy who acted Jar Jar in the prequels, and I what's her name from the sequels. One exception is Brie Larson who is genuinely unlikable in real life as well as in the movie.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 Před rokem +54

      I used to feel bad for Daisy's predicament, but I don't feel bad for battered women that return to their abusers. So I really can't feel bad for her anymore. She went back after the fact. It's obviously what she wants.

    • @justinbowers2749
      @justinbowers2749 Před rokem +43

      The difference is Abused victims are usually under the thumb of the abuser, they get gaslighted, cajoled and bullied, to the point where the abuser has a psychological grip on them. Ridley does it because she wants to and lacks self awareness that her character isn’t well liked

    • @Cedisdead
      @Cedisdead Před rokem +43

      True but Daisy is a mediocre actor

    • @marcelk3847
      @marcelk3847 Před rokem +3

      Well i like watching Daisy at least 👀

  • @narrowgroundentertainment

    Haven't I suffered enough, Disney? It wasn't good enough for you to take what once was my favorite fiction world and turn it into something that triggers deep sadness whenever I hear it spoken of. You have to keep waving it in my face.

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Před rokem +1

    “Life isn’t some musical where you sing a little song and you’re insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go.”
    -Chief Bogo, Zootopia

  • @thecringeexterminationservice

    The fact that mark Hamil refers to Rey as daisy’s character more than once tells me that daisy Ridley is not the problem but it’s Disney that is the true problem.

    • @Kazanko28
      @Kazanko28 Před rokem +131

      Yeah, I don't blame the actors at all. It's just what they were stuck with. Just like John Boyega, I felt like they were going to make him force sensitive, which would've been interesting, but no... they just decided to make him another stupid comic relief side character.

    • @TheKrimsonDemon
      @TheKrimsonDemon Před rokem +33

      @@Kazanko28 I so badly hate Disney for this still. It was teased so hard, it would’ve been nice to see him

    • @Aztecatl7
      @Aztecatl7 Před rokem +14

      Though nothing against her as a person, still, Daisy Ridley signed on to come back.

    • @stormzo6235
      @stormzo6235 Před rokem +19

      Yeah I actually liked her playing the role. The character is deffoo the problem.

    • @guidelamp4025
      @guidelamp4025 Před rokem +16

      I find it incredibly ironic that Mark Hamill is so critical of Disney, when he's the type of person who staunchly supports everything that makes Disney horrible.

  • @snusemcgoose1001
    @snusemcgoose1001 Před rokem +404

    The standing over the horse grave shouting "go boy" had me dying laughing, that is the perfect analogy for disney

    • @madebymonkeys5641
      @madebymonkeys5641 Před rokem +3

      "I know you vomited last time you ate here sir, but how about trying the fish"?
      "It was the fish that made me throw up".
      "Ah... but this fish is 15yrs older, much better"....

    • @kathleenhensley5951
      @kathleenhensley5951 Před rokem

      Same here... great line!

    • @emirlsanchos6302
      @emirlsanchos6302 Před rokem

      I liken it more to digging up the dead horse's grave, bringing its decayed and worm infested corpse back to life with a voodoo ritual, and then yelling "GO BOY!"

  • @A.I.Friends
    @A.I.Friends Před 5 měsíci +4

    Rey Skywalker, the character everyone can relate to, how she always wins with no real reason why.

  • @FirestoneAnimation
    @FirestoneAnimation Před 8 měsíci +1

    If I was the one running the movies, I'd be more than happy to *properly think* and even consider hiring people that rewrote the movies. Hell. If I could, I'd hire you for character writing, and others for plot writing.

  • @x-omnistar-x9602
    @x-omnistar-x9602 Před rokem +782

    “Rey is back for another Star Wars movie.”
    Literally the entire fandom: That’s not true… That’s impossible!

    • @xuvial1391
      @xuvial1391 Před rokem +5

      It was inevitable. All the sequel movies consistently made 3-5x their budget in profit.
      TFA - budget $400 million - box office $2 billion
      TLJ - budget $300 million - box office $1.3 billion
      ROS - budget $350 million - box office $1.1 billion

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 Před rokem +8

      Yes...Look at the Star Wars celebration, Omni. You know it to be true.

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 Před rokem +2

      @@xuvial1391 Most of that from overseas sales.

    • @xuvial1391
      @xuvial1391 Před rokem +15

      @@jaycee330 Money is money, doesn't matter whether it comes from overseas or domestic.

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 Před rokem +1

      @@xuvial1391 Well, if the money making were mostly focused on domestic sales, we'd probably would have had a better product.

  • @kerriscoaching
    @kerriscoaching Před rokem +116

    "That Rey Skywalker is about as popular with general audiences as a treadmill at a body positivity meeting" 😂

  • @danielkover7157
    @danielkover7157 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The dead horse joke was great 😂

  • @julianc4859
    @julianc4859 Před měsícem

    “They will never be undone” reminded me Mr.Plinkett

  • @x-omnistar-x9602
    @x-omnistar-x9602 Před rokem +593

    The worst part about this is not that Rey is returning to the franchise.
    The worst part about this is that there are going to be people who refer to her as ‘Rey Skywalker’ in the movie.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Před rokem +47

      According to Rey, kissing a Skywalker means you're married

    • @blakethegreatone2058
      @blakethegreatone2058 Před rokem +19

      Ya. The sky walker thing was my 2nd most hated part of the last 3 movies.

    • @Tommytakanawa
      @Tommytakanawa Před rokem +8

      ​@@blakethegreatone2058 I would have puked in my mouth if I had actually gone to see it. Which I didn't.

    • @dequasont1063
      @dequasont1063 Před rokem +3

      @@Tommytakanawa its just a movie bro and its just a name. A bad choice indeed but its a kids show at the end of the day

    • @banned2911
      @banned2911 Před rokem +5

      @@blakethegreatone2058 is the 1st most hated part the return of palpatine ?

  • @wtfserpico
    @wtfserpico Před rokem +605

    I will give them one thing...the "Holdo" maneuver was so powerful that it managed to kill my last vestige of interest in Star Wars.

    • @Zynthex
      @Zynthex Před rokem +2

      ​@@diomedes7971Say what you want about the battlefront 2 campaign but Admiral Versio and Iden Versio were my favourite star wars charecters I would only consider them second to The main charecters from rouge one

    • @DurandalsFate
      @DurandalsFate Před rokem +5

      @@diomedes7971 You do injustice to _Andor._

    • @josephvisnovsky1462
      @josephvisnovsky1462 Před rokem

      @wtfserpico
      Because in 25,000 years not a single male alien has ever hyper-drive rammed another on purpose.
      She was a feminist suicide pioneer.
      *sarcasm

    • @BigDawg3193
      @BigDawg3193 Před rokem +2

      The ST must be more profitable then I thought, since they are going back to it

    • @ErraticFaith
      @ErraticFaith Před rokem +3

      Andor is tedious. It might be ok viewing but it's far from the soul of starwars.

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Před 11 měsíci +2

    We could have had movies based on the Dark Forces Saga, with Kyle Katarn and Jan Ors having their awesome adventures. But Disney saw that gold mine and collapsed the tunnels.

  • @barackobama9343
    @barackobama9343 Před měsícem

    Sometimes "THAT LOG" requires multiple flushes!!!

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 Před rokem +344

    "Is that a personal attack or something?" Never gets old 😂😂
    Adam Driver did the right thing, distancing himself. He followed in Robert Pattinson's footsteps after Twilight. Wise move

    • @Madagon367
      @Madagon367 Před rokem +7

      There are rumors that him and Mark Hamill will both be back for the movie.

    • @icypastasauce7240
      @icypastasauce7240 Před rokem +34

      ​@@Madagon367 *Vader scream"* NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @undead9999
      @undead9999 Před rokem +4

      @Friis Torben Tappert rumors are like farts. Bad wind 🤣 let's see if they come true

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 Před rokem

      @@Madagon367 As much of TLJ they want to retcon... Thats an aspect I would welcome

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 Před rokem +8

      ​@@Madagon367 that's a shame because Driver is actually a really good actor, I watched The Man who killed Don Quixote with him in the lead role and it was such a great film

  • @JustCallMeStent
    @JustCallMeStent Před rokem +531

    Honestly, considering how she is basically Kathleen's self-insert OC (to the point where the end of Rise of Reywalker mirrors how Kathleen took everything poor George built up), I'm wondering whether at this point we should just call her Rey Kennedy.

    • @calibre97
      @calibre97 Před rokem

      I admire the cut of your jib sir and/or madam...have you perchance a newsletter?

    • @disguisedcentennial835
      @disguisedcentennial835 Před rokem +31

      And in this new movie, she does what Luke was written to do: reestablish the Jedi Order. So Kathleen is now taking Luke’s place too.

    • @kilowhiskyforge4337
      @kilowhiskyforge4337 Před rokem +2

      Rey "Kenny" Palpatine

    • @TrueScifi
      @TrueScifi Před rokem +18

      More like Kathleen Palpatine (Shit even rhymes)

    • @Pikkuu
      @Pikkuu Před rokem +7

      "What is your name?"
      "Kathleen. Kathleen Lucas. The Force is female"

  • @apo617
    @apo617 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ahhh, the Mike Zeroh dig makes me warm inside

  • @Eric-pt3vq
    @Eric-pt3vq Před rokem +379

    The saddest part of this for me is that I never HAD a problem with Rey being the new face of Star Wars. I never had a problem with any of the cast. There was so much potential. If they had only been written and directed by competent people without a political/social agenda. What a tragedy.

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 Před rokem +47

      This means you don't mind the actor being the new face, Rey as a CHARACTER is flawed beyond belief. She is just Luke Skywalker but without an Aunt or Uncle or anything of real substance. Her only unique trait is her ability to never struggle, strangely the galaxy folds when it is convenient for her. Just look at what Mark Hamill said, Daisy is a great person and a good actor but the character Rey is a disgrace.

    • @Eric-pt3vq
      @Eric-pt3vq Před rokem +13

      Right. Rey as she was written and directed is terrible. With different writers and directors it could have been a lot different.

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Před rokem

      There is no political / social agenda in Disney, they just want to make money that's it.

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 Před rokem +17

      I think that's the case for the last trilogy in general. Sure, the plot has plenty of issues, but let's be honest here: the plot for the original trilogy isn't exactly 'Hamlet' either. These are simple stories and simple heroes, made great by compelling writing, directing and cinematography. That is what is missing here: competent writers who understand the art of storytelling. Good writers could have made something good out of this trilogy.

    • @gridlock2958
      @gridlock2958 Před rokem +2

      Agree with most of it but I don’t know what potential you saw. If it was completely different in every way post EP VII then maybe it could’ve been (even though Han and Leia divorce is dumb). But it was genuinely the biggest insult to writing ever.

  • @dorianl7294
    @dorianl7294 Před rokem +250

    So apparently the movie is about her building a "new jedi order"...
    Yenno, the plot that should have been given to Luke in the first place. Thanks, Disney.

    • @jakebailey5834
      @jakebailey5834 Před rokem +5

      I agree

    • @theread3480
      @theread3480 Před rokem +36

      I think its funny how disney completely undid all the work done to save the galaxy in the original trilogy just to tell us the exact same story but worse

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před rokem +2

      @Theread 34 That’s just par for the course whenever leadership changes hands. The new boss doesn’t want to be the same as the old boss, so this new one decided to traffic in nostalgia HARD with new characters they thought would sell alongside the old guard, expanding the profit profile…
      Whoops.
      Whoopsies!

    • @hb1338
      @hb1338 Před rokem +2

      @@commandercaptain4664 From the financial point of view, films are very risky. Sticking with tried and tested formulae never cost any financial controller their job, even if it completely lost the fan base.

    • @hatswitchstudios
      @hatswitchstudios Před rokem +11

      Almost like they should have just stuck to the original road map they acquired. All those books about Luke building a new Jedi order.

  • @EvolutionFitness369
    @EvolutionFitness369 Před 11 měsíci

    🤔
    I thoroughly enjoyed the come-n-from-behind,
    action-packed scenes with Rey.
    Like when she was dancing by the firelight in her undergarments on Planet "Neeldown" to distract the guards...
    Or
    her fighting off those crazy rabbits on Molddoor,
    &
    the part when she held a high-pitch 'single-note' squealed for like 15 seconds when Batboy & the janitor took turns slapping her...

  • @briangraysonesq.4955
    @briangraysonesq.4955 Před 8 měsíci

    The Mike Zeroh dig was pure brilliance and i will laugh for a week

  • @imperix668
    @imperix668 Před rokem +749

    In that 15 years, Rey became the greatest and wisest jedi master ever, establishing a new jedi temple with her engineering prowess, that was a marvel to behold, and a beacon to all that was good within the galaxy. She restored the jedi order in a manner that surpasses the days of the old republic, and peace and tranquility reigned. She handed the order off to one of her former male students, now a jedi master, and left to meditate on her success and awesomeness. Upon her return, the order is in disarray, having been mismanaged and bungled by this idiotic male jedi master, and Rey has to put the house back in order.

  • @mauriceisaac3646
    @mauriceisaac3646 Před rokem +313

    Regina George: "Kathleen, stop trying to make Rey happen. She's never going to happen."

    • @DagothUr69
      @DagothUr69 Před rokem +2

      that a real quote? If so do you have link?

    • @knju1monsterhunt656
      @knju1monsterhunt656 Před rokem +5

      @Dagoth Ur Its an altered quote from that movie Mean Girls.

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 Před rokem +1

      It's not about the money, it's About sending a message

    • @kuhanblock9380
      @kuhanblock9380 Před rokem

      @@randomhuman97 there are far better ways to deliver the message but they just don't care

  • @GoryEyedBeast1978
    @GoryEyedBeast1978 Před 11 měsíci +2

    4:26 "You can't just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"......I think that's the whole point OF the awful sludge Disney has been churning out isn't it?

  • @drrobert7543
    @drrobert7543 Před 11 měsíci +1

    “Star Wars Land itself looks like ground zero for a neutron bomb detonation” 😂😂

  • @treysabre2943
    @treysabre2943 Před rokem +360

    Rey is as charming as Kathleen Kennedy

  • @DJohnson899
    @DJohnson899 Před rokem +598

    It would be neat to see Daisy do a movie with a good story and director, just to see if she’s actually awful or the Disney quacks are that terrible.

    • @johnmarkarth2249
      @johnmarkarth2249 Před rokem +50

      I think it’s the Disney quacks cause Mark thought she was a good person that’s why he remembers her name and always pretends to forget Rey

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Před rokem +7

      Chaos Walking isn’t that good either so maybe both

    • @brendanh8978
      @brendanh8978 Před rokem +55

      I mean, Mark Hamill wasn't anything special as an actor in the original series. The only stand-out actor was Harrison Ford, with Alec Guinness lending a little gravitas at the end of his career. It was the story that made them all into cultural touch stones, they all just had to be competent actors and go along for the ride.

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Před rokem +12

      I mean Daisy has made fun of the new trilogies so she even realized how poorly managed it was

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Před rokem +41

      @@brendanh8978 Mark Hamill is more than competent. He is an amazing actor, but in star wars it's hard to act out bad writing. I mean have you heard Mark's Joker voice acting

  • @cindymetcalfe1878
    @cindymetcalfe1878 Před rokem +7

    They could have went so many ways with the potential. I wish Fin was made into a jedi. It would have made more since. A stormtrooper redemption story becomes one with the force. Ray isn't too bad she just made it too easy and she isnt a Skywalker. Where did ben solo go to at the end? I would have also liked to see Jaina and Jacen Solo and Luke's son Ben from the books. The new trilogy is just a cluster mess.

    • @simpdefendmlady6579
      @simpdefendmlady6579 Před rokem +1

      "Rey isn't too bad" have you seen the 138 times Rey destroys the patriarchy video?

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety Před měsícem

    LOVE that shot at Mike Zeroh!!

  • @susanmctavish6639
    @susanmctavish6639 Před rokem +402

    Audiences would have lost their mind's (in a good a way) if Rey had turned to the dark side for real like the vision she had. But of course Disney not bold enough to have done that.

    • @andreiga76
      @andreiga76 Před rokem +30

      They said she will be the leader of the Jedi school, teaching to other women how to be Jedi (males are forbidden, they turn to the dark side).

    • @astraldirectrix
      @astraldirectrix Před rokem +3

      @@andreiga76 proof or cap

    • @YuVen3487
      @YuVen3487 Před rokem +8

      @@astraldirectrix it was in the video my guy 👍

    • @ADrug
      @ADrug Před rokem +6

      ​@@andreiga76 lol u know it's freaking bad when regardless if statement is true or not, it creates same sad laughing reaction. It would be so in character for Disney, as it's about *the message*, doesn't make much sense, goes Against not only all other SW products and established lore, but also literally last scene of the last movie (a boy picking up broom with the force, though they'd probably made him a trans-woman to further *the message* ), and their financial interests. I really just wish people making those movies found a way to distance themselves from this franchise and company, being in Star Wars seems to be a curse.

    • @hibbity9694
      @hibbity9694 Před rokem +15

      Unironically.
      Gets offered the hand to join, TAKES IT, Fin becomes the Jedi; just like it was actually set up for.
      Would have blown minds

  • @cabshdun
    @cabshdun Před rokem +110

    4:27 “You can’t just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true” Boy is that something people desperately need to hear these days.

  • @awonoto
    @awonoto Před 11 měsíci +3

    Daisy Ridley can be great. Just make sure they have a compelling non-ideological story to make, make her vulnerable - perhaps mentally, give her weaknesses to overcome in her character arc. Then why not, maybe Rey Palpatine can be a great character after all.
    Edit: OMG, the director will be a Pakistani activist. Nevermind...

  • @ArnorStark
    @ArnorStark Před 8 měsíci +1

    Actually vader also grants him self the rank of master

  • @maximiliandort3489
    @maximiliandort3489 Před rokem +383

    I grew up with Star Wars, watched the OT religiously and could recite Empire word for word, the entire movie. i loved Star Wars, i don't use that word lightly, i loved it. Disney managed to replace this love with complete indifference.

    • @glennestrada3736
      @glennestrada3736 Před rokem +23

      The only thing I can say is ignore Disney star wars. The opposite of love is not hate; it's apathy. Love star wars, but do. Not. Care. About Disney's retelling.

    • @chaptermasteromegon1388
      @chaptermasteromegon1388 Před rokem

      @@glennestrada3736 Apathy is death

    • @ssharma1384
      @ssharma1384 Před rokem

      @ MD , same exact for me except replace indifference with seething HATRED.

    • @starwarsfan2851
      @starwarsfan2851 Před rokem

      I grew up with the sequels ot and prequels

    • @jareddemarzo8196
      @jareddemarzo8196 Před rokem +8

      I agree. I don't revel in what Star Wars has become. I watch videos like this and I shake my head, but I really just feel nothing. Well, at least we'll always have the original films. They can't take that away from us.

  • @tokiwartooth
    @tokiwartooth Před rokem +565

    "You cant just call yourself something and expect it to magically come true"
    If only everyone understood this

    • @TKDBoy1889
      @TKDBoy1889 Před rokem +59

      Society spent a generation placating everyone's fantasies and telling them that they could be absolutely anything, giving them trophies even when they lost. It's going to take a while to undo that mindset.

    • @Aurtistic-Talen
      @Aurtistic-Talen Před rokem +17

      @@TKDBoy1889 Unless Russia does it for us, And nukes the bloody west already!

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před rokem +14

      Antifa has entered the chat.

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed Před rokem +19

      @@Aurtistic-Talen Man, back in 2017, everyone was so sure North Korea was going to nuke the West Coast. Think of how much better the world would be today if that had happened.

    • @elizabethanthony3916
      @elizabethanthony3916 Před rokem +2

      😁👍👏👏👏👏👏

  • @madmark1957
    @madmark1957 Před 8 měsíci

    It's good to see you have stayed humble.

  • @LFanimes333
    @LFanimes333 Před rokem +1

    4:26
    “You can’t just call yourself something and expect it to magically become true”
    Yep.
    Who’s gonna tell him?

  • @GenericInternetter
    @GenericInternetter Před rokem +498

    A fourth movie in a trilogy?
    Now that really did subvert my expectations!

    • @28russ
      @28russ Před rokem +17

      Yeah, only Douglas Adams is allowed to do that with 5 books in the hitchhikers guide trilogy 😂

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před rokem +4

      Wake me up when we get to _Spaceballs 3: Deh Suych For Spaceballs 2_

    • @Tarhiel
      @Tarhiel Před rokem +1

      They´re just trying to copy Douglas Adams, but without his writing skill :)

  • @kevinburke3573
    @kevinburke3573 Před rokem +402

    I was genuinely baffled at this announcement. If it had been announced on the 1st of April I would have automatically thought it was a practical joke.

    • @RetroGameSpacko
      @RetroGameSpacko Před rokem +29

      at Disney it is April 1st all year long

    • @Simon-xc5oy
      @Simon-xc5oy Před rokem +6

      I feel like holding a wake. After the Funeral that is Star Wars. This was the moment I realized that what I loved was truly dead, ruined and was never ever going to even improve, let alone recover to the heights of what it was.
      I feel bereaved, like I lost a family member or a good friend I have known all my life, because in a way I have. Before this they were ill, struggling but there was still hope. Now they have killed it for me.
      I need to let it go and I wont even bother pirating the crap Disney series. I had intended to see Ahsoka at some point and maybe season 2 of Andor. But I just cant bring myself to bother now. Its all pointless. I hope the Daisy Ridley film tanks like a holed submarine. Worse than Ghostbusters 2016. Thats how fed up with it I am these days.

    • @notoriousrod77
      @notoriousrod77 Před rokem +1

      They dont care about you guys😂😂 they after your little siblings, your kids, the fan base has always been toxic as hell but they target the younger demo each time out which gives the IP the longevity it has had.

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Před rokem +4

      Kathleen Kennedy is that compulsive gambler at the blackjack table who's lost 500k, but just keeps laying down bets while hitting on soft 20s.

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 Před rokem +3

      ​@notoriousrod77 I don't think it's toxic. That claim only came up after the new trilogy because long-time fans hated it, and rightfully so. It's been largely mismanaged as an IP.

  • @joshuafurmage8795
    @joshuafurmage8795 Před 3 měsíci

    "treadmill at a body positiviy meeting" that killed me 🤣🤣

  • @user-kg2xm6pn1e
    @user-kg2xm6pn1e Před 5 měsíci +1

    I like to think that after years, of Rey being all of the Jedi, the continual overlap of dead jedi constantly speaking creates a personality crisis and we follow her on adventures frequently identifying as whoever is speaking loudest leading to many amusing mishaps and challenges as she struggles to maintain direction due to each jedi wanting to follow different paths. Perhaps at the beginning she broken out of an institute. I'd call this Desert Planet: embargo of the really last jedi 🎉

  • @RogueFox7050
    @RogueFox7050 Před rokem +314

    Oscar Issac is the perfect stand-in for ex-fans who once loved Star Wars, just going through the motions and slowly dying inside as they can only sigh with baited breath as Kathleen continues to Order 66 the franchise.