@@kylermurray3543He was talking about the waiter. No career waiter would wear high heels cus it would cause bad blisters, she would wear comfortable flats. So if she isn't real than the whole thing isn't real. The neighborhood is probably real unless it's on a set, which it most likely is.
What’s funny is right after this he shoots the shotgun into the air. But the shotgun has blanks. But if you watch the cook in the back he grabs a gun and points it. I always imagined that the cook wasn’t apart of the operation and was just standing on business with the heat.
well you always imagined wrong since the movie literally confirms that she was apart of the operation. How did almost one thousand people like your comment? I guess it goes to show what kind of people follow the fast and furious movies lmao.
@@goracks69 pretty sure that he confused Vin Diesel with Bruce Willis, who has been diagnosed with aphasia. And I’m also pretty sure he only knows about that because of the “The worst movies ever Tier list” video from Pyrocynical.
No ones talking about how the lady who played the waitress realizing other then her heels she had the act perfect and she's had that mental moment of "damn I knew I did something wrong"
Dom: "I don't interested to your baby sitter group. Leave me alone." Nick: "what if this baby sitter group, is your only protection to your family from aliens attack?"
What should of got him was the fact that he was just dropped off at a diner?!? Like huh? "Oh two bigs giys dropped you off 10 minutes ago". How is that not alarming but everything else is😂
In fairness, that happened 10 minutes ago. Meanwhile, weird stuff is happening right now... let's deal with that first, then worry about the two big guys.
@@coffeeghidorah6217your thinking of the rock, this is vin diesel, vin diesel doesn’t have that in his contract only the rock does. Both star in some movies together but they don’t get along much so they don’t tend to do that outside of fast and furious movies
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Hundreds of movies use the “ I disarmed him when he got close with the gun scenario” In real life the gunman keeps distance from a people knowing that gives even a scrawny guy the upper hand
but this was a test, the actors had no intention of ever going after him, just to see how he reacted. probably had blanks too, so your whole comment is pointless
you're thinking like a man. as a woman, her heels were a dead giveaway something wasn't right. Like he said, there is no way in hell, a real waitress would be wearing heals...especially a big girl with big legs working in a diner. No way!
Other way around, Samuel L Jackson plays himself in every movie. He only ended up as Nick Fury because the artist who was redesigning the character for the comic decided to use Samuel L Jackson’s image without asking. Jackson only found out when he walked into a comic book store and saw his face on the front of a Marvel comic. Luckily he wasn’t mad, but he called them up and said if you’re going to use my image you have to let me play the character in any theatrical appearances to which they agreed and gave him a call a year later about Ironman
Not to sound tough but. When you realize situations like this (living it/ watching it on TV) it starts to become a sixth sense. You notice anything out of place.
It's never the lack of complexity that makes a lie fail, it's the failure to match the real thing. A keen eye and ear will catch all mistakes because they know what to look and listen for in the real deal.
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Name: XXX
What is the name of the movie
Bro cmon 💀 read, the name is “XXX” that’s the last thing he said
Ok what are y'all trying pull💀
Guys its actually called xxx, not that xxx
Just Google XXX
Burnt face guy: "It's still real to me, dammit!"
Not dammit, he'd say M0THĖRFŲCKĖR
🤣 brilliant
His name is Mike degrasse tyson 😡
@@jgabler4433 they were talking about the one that got his face burned by the coffee
@@jgabler4433the other recently burnt face guy not him bruh
Nick fury finds out how important family really is. Avengers: The Fast 11
At this point id take it, marvel has fallen way off since endgame
Holy shit no! Don't make that's movie! Don't!
@@Nathan-om7kothe spiderman movies?? Doctor strange??? Y'all just blatantly ignore good movies at this point just cause you don't see them
@@milo_the_murrass
@@milo_the_murr I saw em, so 2 movies then…..anything else? Honestly the best thing since has been Loki
He knew it was fake but decided to beat them up anyway.
hey if they want to play it out, let them play it out.
I think he did it cuz they inconvenienced him 😂😂😂
Well how are WE supposed to know its fake if he doesnt tell us...
yup!
I like the Machete scene.
"And if she ain't real, this whole place ain't real"😂
Was he talkin bout highschool
@@kylermurray3543He was talking about the waiter. No career waiter would wear high heels cus it would cause bad blisters, she would wear comfortable flats. So if she isn't real than the whole thing isn't real. The neighborhood is probably real unless it's on a set, which it most likely is.
“And if this gun ain’t real that means the bullets in it ain’t real”
Lmao!
I just shot my foot!
This would really hurt *pop*
are you quoting Malibu's Most Wanted?
@demic6055 I believe both movies say it because after the scene Vin shoots the gun
So you knew it was fake but slammed a guy's face into a coffee pot anyway.
Shit you mean you wouldn't? That guy did just pull a gun on you regardless of if it's real.
@@leviqueen1504Yeah.
While it was discovered thr firearms were blanks, blanks can still be deadly at close range.
Good move tbh why do u sound offensive? Lol
@@tonypeppermint5329yep.
No No, he's got a point 😂😂
Vin was a really fun actor to watch back then, when he actually tried.
Doesn't he have a speech disorder now?
now he barely even speaks its just mumbling except for of course "I AM GROOT"
That happens to a lot of people though, they reach a certain level of success and they lose that fire.
It pays to be observant.
yeah like I'll be in a scenario like this
@@SeppeDeVos-md7jkYou cou be set up in any type of way by anyone. I'm from Memphis; I take notes.
Make sure to explain to everyone how observant you are. People like that.
What’s funny is right after this he shoots the shotgun into the air. But the shotgun has blanks. But if you watch the cook in the back he grabs a gun and points it. I always imagined that the cook wasn’t apart of the operation and was just standing on business with the heat.
😂😂
Well he would know. Why would th re b some new waitress out of nowhere.
So who's teaching you idiots that "apart" and "a part" are the same thing? Are you all just learning to be dumb from each other?
well you always imagined wrong since the movie literally confirms that she was apart of the operation.
How did almost one thousand people like your comment? I guess it goes to show what kind of people follow the fast and furious movies lmao.
@@MrFriendlyCsgoContentDebby downer over here always complaining, never double clutching like you should either I bet smh
This is a rare piece of movie where Mr Jackson doesn't say ’motherfucker’.
Movie name?
@@Gray-Miller It's XXX from 2002
Jesus loves you.
@@bennette.7033kind to hard when he’s been dead for 2000 years
Bloodshot
Movie: Triple X (2002)
It's good!
okay that's funny cuz I looked up XXX like the creators comment said and realized that wasn't a smart idea 😂
turns out it was the right name, oh well 😅
Vin Diesel before the Vin Roids. 😂
So that's how Dominic Torretto got his shotgun and was hired by Nick Fury to work with the Avengers.
and became groot
@@artist_three he did what in groot?
HAHA OTHER MOVIES EXIST? THATS SUCH A FUNNY JOKE GOOD ONE MAN
@@Connection-Lostew
vin voices groot @@fzgbrain
I miss when Vin Diesel used to talk instead of mumble. I know it comes with age but damn that voice was powerful!
He actually has a speech condition that has to hide, he’s been taking every movie gig he could so he can leave a good inheritance to his family
"i am groot"
@@deathspeakerplayz-youtubep2722source? I can’t find anything on his speech condition. You making it up?
@@goracks69 pretty sure that he confused Vin Diesel with Bruce Willis, who has been diagnosed with aphasia. And I’m also pretty sure he only knows about that because of the “The worst movies ever Tier list” video from Pyrocynical.
@@aleasenigel9517 Exactly what I was thinking.
I read financial times on Sundays. Weekend edition is a joy to read.
It's a set up, run
No ones talking about how the lady who played the waitress realizing other then her heels she had the act perfect and she's had that mental moment of "damn I knew I did something wrong"
"Dom, I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative."
“Is that like, a family?”
Dom: "I don't interested to your baby sitter group. Leave me alone."
Nick: "what if this baby sitter group, is your only protection to your family from aliens attack?"
Dom's power... ultimate plot armor
And then he turns him into a tree
That would’ve been badass
The Poor Man's James Bond. Fun movie.
Vin diesel is more iconic than mr bond. Family comes first.
@@Drybkungftyy56 not really. The new "Bond" movies destroyed what James Bond was.
@@Drybkungftyy56more iconic the James Bond 😂😂😂😂 what are you smoking pal can you get me some 😂😂😂
@@postmodernminingfacts! Connery, brosnan, did it pretty well.
My name is dollar tree. James dollar tree
Samuel Jackson & Vin Diesel .. what a COMBINATION! ❤
Bro basically said nah I’d win💀
He asks 'How did I get here?' but knows its Sunday 😂 ..
Maybe cause it was sunday when he passed out
he made a guess. He was kidnapped on saturday evening than this must be sunday morning
Bc he read the paper
He asked HOW???? not what day is it🙄
@@CdaithaRealest the paper could be from yesterday or last year
"I'm a bit groggy and do not know how I got here - but I sure do now it's Saturday!!" 😂
I think in the movie he asks the waitress what day it was.
*Sunday
*Know
He said he didn't know HOW he got there. He didn't say that he didn't know WHEN he got there.
Yes but you can tell it's a Sunday by the angles at which the plants where casting a shadow, duh!
“I like smoke better than air, if I could I would smoke in my sleep” best quote from the movie.
This should've been a great trilogy. The potential was there.
He busted them with the cankles. 🤣
Got him excited like Clinton to look for more.
Someone had to bring that up
Lol its was the shoes. What waitress would be in heels when her job is being on her feet all day.
This was before the Avengers, when Nick Fury was still in the CIA, this was him recruiting Dominic Toretto.
I'd take Toretto over Hawkeye any day.
Holy shit Vinny had more lines in this short then he’s had in most of his movies combined
" take i dunno I can't count that high"
That damn coffee pot waa real tho 😂😂
Nick Fury finally recruiting Toretto into the Avengers
Nah, he just want to recruit Groot
Dom in a GTO can beat Thanos.
Ah yes, the Vin Diesel classic trope of being the smartest man in all of his movies at all times.
Underrated comment
Isn't he gay, that's what I've heard !!!@
@@anitablades6033 yep, not that it matters.
To be fair, Tom Hanks was way smarter than him in Saving Private Ryan.
@@traviswilliams3034Moe, Larry and Curly are all smarter than Vin Diesel.
He has a point, working the morning shift IN HEELS would be a nightmare
Nah She kill the scene, she really did with her HIGH HEELS 😂.
Nick Fury trying to hire Dom in Avengers before Iron Man...
You don’t need avenging when you have family
They said at the interview “We’re a family here” and he knew.
When Vin Diesel Actually Used To Take Acting Seriously
imagine being hired to act like your robbing a dining store and end up with glass in your face 😂
“Listen, my Avengers team I’m trying to recruit you to… it’s kinda like a big family.”
“You had me on family”
and that's how Nick Fury first time met Groot
"I would like to introduce you to the Avengers Initiative."
"I am Groot."
This was an exageration BUT it is still a great example of "situational awareness"
Comes in handy.
Nick fury: Dominic, we need you!
Dominic: I am Groot!
That's an awfully hot Coffee Pot
when he hears hoofs he definitely thinks zebras !!!
Instant I saw this clip I knew it was the " career waitresses don't wear heels" clip. Love it 😂👍🏽
What movie is this?
@@spencerlloyd7378XXX [2002]
Movie name please
@@spencerlloyd7378 the original XXX
@@kennygeorge7743 the first XXX
It’s refreshing to see vin diesel having a coherent dialogue instead of one or two ridiculous phrases like the ones from the whole FF franchise
Man got experience behind his belt
This man's perception check is Riddickulous.
What should of got him was the fact that he was just dropped off at a diner?!? Like huh? "Oh two bigs giys dropped you off 10 minutes ago". How is that not alarming but everything else is😂
Cuz his contract says he can't lose... anything
In fairness, that happened 10 minutes ago. Meanwhile, weird stuff is happening right now... let's deal with that first, then worry about the two big guys.
Na bro this happens all the time like legit just be walking up the street and then bam you wake up in a random building
@@coffeeghidorah6217your thinking of the rock, this is vin diesel, vin diesel doesn’t have that in his contract only the rock does. Both star in some movies together but they don’t get along much so they don’t tend to do that outside of fast and furious movies
@@ghoul666boom6 okay
You ended it to early after that he blows a shot to prove the shotgun was loaded with blanks
And if the movie?
Movie name. I beg
Triple X (xXx) @@okthen6505
Movie name is XXX
Back when Vin Diesel didn't phone it in
“Kankles, she’s got kankles! Cut out the middle man”
Bro just went from Dominic Toretto to Sherlock Holmes in a blink of eye 😂
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
I love this comment
Lmcao😊
Incredibly sharp observation from Xander Cage. I bet he could become one of the smartest characters in film history.
Deleted scene of Nick Fury recruiting Groot for the Avengers
Hundreds of movies use the “ I disarmed him when he got close with the gun scenario” In real life the gunman keeps distance from a people knowing that gives even a scrawny guy the upper hand
but this was a test, the actors had no intention of ever going after him, just to see how he reacted. probably had blanks too, so your whole comment is pointless
Movies really have made people stupid when it comes to things like this. They end up dead thinking real life is like the movies.
Nah some people get ego trips and if you tempt them just enough you can do it but 50/50 chance
Right? I love it when a gunman in a movie completely negates the greatest advantage a gun gives you: distance.
Movie name: XXX Return of Xander Cage
That would be the sequel to this movie.
This is XXX, then Came XXX: State of the Union w/Ice Cube, then XXX- Return of Xander Cage.
@davidjecmenek8943 hell yea okay. I looked up xxx and was getting different movies and actors instead. Thanks for that though
@@corruptmoondrake4057never get the original XXX mixed up with Return of Xander Cage ever again😂
The sequel is a dumpster fire
@Vito_Caligiuri all I know is when I typed in xxx, first thing that popp6up was xxx tentacion
@@corruptmoondrake4057 I will admit, it is NOT the best title
"How did I get here?!"
"Diddy done dropped you off..."
“Dinner finalist” 😂
“This whole thing isn’t real”
Guy with the bleeding face on the floor “….I would beg to differ”
That’s fake too
Sam Jackson: maybe your way of saving the coffee shop is different than mine 😂😂
My man Vin Diesel Sounds like he’s just in another fast and the furious movie.
Dom Toretto recruited into the Avengers is wild man💀
The movie name is" XXX Return of Xander cage"
🫡
As we say it down here in the South " bless his heart."
It’s the first xxx not the return of Xander cage the return is the third installment of the franchise
False. It's the first XxX.
No, it isn't. This is the first movie, XXX.
I love how he delivered that high heels line like he was Sherlock Holmes or sum shiiii
~ How did you know, son?~
"Because, sir, I am Groot!"
Nick Fury convinces a bald guy in a diner to be a tree hero.
This movie's writer really thought no-one ever reads a two day old newspaper and waitresses never wear high heels.
because waitresses DONT wear heels like ever. Its a slip hazard.
Also the FT definitely does publish at the weekend haha
Overweight waitresses are not wearing high heels be for real
you're thinking like a man. as a woman, her heels were a dead giveaway something wasn't right. Like he said, there is no way in hell, a real waitress would be wearing heals...especially a big girl with big legs working in a diner. No way!
Or one-day-old newspapers. The FT publishes on Saturdays.
"So you knew it was a set up when you smashed my face into a pot of coffee?"
After toretto explained to him with so much detail, fury be like:
"Shi mf, welcome to the Avenger"
He was reading financial times on Sunday when markets are closed had me cracking so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is he not allowed to do that? So odd.
There's literally nothing wrong with that
@@zano9291the point being it's pointless
@@anna-flora999 I know, but it's the fact that they added it in like it's some astute observation. Don't get me wrong, I had a laugh too
Samuel l Jackson plays these characters so well he’s just nick fury across multiple move universes 😂
Other way around, Samuel L Jackson plays himself in every movie. He only ended up as Nick Fury because the artist who was redesigning the character for the comic decided to use Samuel L Jackson’s image without asking. Jackson only found out when he walked into a comic book store and saw his face on the front of a Marvel comic. Luckily he wasn’t mad, but he called them up and said if you’re going to use my image you have to let me play the character in any theatrical appearances to which they agreed and gave him a call a year later about Ironman
Gotta like him😮
Your Honor, he KNEW it wasn’t real and cut my eyeballs out with a coffee pot!
"Heck! I bet this gun isn't even real! *BLAM!!!"
"Oh, uh, my bad. You should get that looked at. I'm just going to go now. Bye!"
People keep claiming the title is XXX but everytime i google "bald guy/fat ankle woman movie" i only get really weird porn videos
Half 3 in the morning here, can't sleep, you made me laugh 😂 I thank you
@@somebodycalledmesebastian3517 british
Put his name in the search with xxx movie it should pop up.
@@xaer5074 and?
u could not just say the name lol
@@tonytone4857
" Why the hell you guys putt hot coffee in pot. "
burned face guy
😂😂
He knew the MOMENT he woke up that Hecter was running 3 Honda civics with spoon engines.
I love how he literally doesn’t look like he needs coffee
Guy with the burnt face
"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
😂
"My bad, I didn't think that coffee was real."
My nurse self was more concerned about that 2 plus edema inside dem heels!😂😂
The way he just grabs that 12g without moving himself out of the way of the barrel is ballsy to say the least lol one squeeze and it's all over
Damn i miss Riddick vin diesel under rated what a bad ass
Bro I’m so high I thought that was nick fury telling Dominik Toretto to the join the avengers scene 😂💀
That pause in between high heels shaky baby😂
Nick fury’s search for iron man & capts replacements seems to be going the right direction
Not to sound tough but. When you realize situations like this (living it/ watching it on TV) it starts to become a sixth sense. You notice anything out of place.
It doesn't matter if it's an inch or a mile high. A waitress never wears heels!
Dominic Toretto
love how some comments acknowledge that when everyone came through the portals in Avengers...they noticed the dodge challenger
This is how I act when my dreams are too vivid. I start calling out bullshit this isn't really happening, lol
Nothing to see, just Nick Fury hiring Groot to the Avengers Initiative
Nick Fury - "There was an idea... to bring together a remarkable FAMILY"
You could still read the financial times to get caught up if you missed it during the week.
Bro I can’t believe nick fury (mace windu) tried to recruit dom to the avengers
He forgot to use the force to aide him his efforts
Read the financial times on Sunday to be ready Monday morning
Yeah but they don't even make a copy on Sunday
Got then on the heels though, I csn definitely see where he was right sbout career waitresses not wearing high heels.
Waitress: yeah, it won't even take till the lunch rush. My feet are killing me NOW.
Bro gotta go home to his family😂
It's never the lack of complexity that makes a lie fail, it's the failure to match the real thing. A keen eye and ear will catch all mistakes because they know what to look and listen for in the real deal.
Yes. Absence of the nornal, presence of the abnormal.
Samuel L Jackson was Nick Fury before the MCU