Useless Vampire Class
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- čas přidán 30. 04. 2023
- Skycraft has introduced a new Vampire Class... and it's absolutely useless
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Imagine Rowan finally getting to the dungeon after 10 nights of travel, only to be unable to enter because he needs the dungeon's boss to invite him in
😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant one 😅😂😅
Oh yea having to be invited over the thresh hold lol
😂 We NEED next video about that!
YES. More of this!
Imagine a whole game group of vampires, maybe one veteran and all other noobs.
I genuinely bursted out laughing at "Garlic! Bitch!"
You are amazing
whoo!
Smelling strongly of garlic also works as repellent against mosquitoes.
Half-vampires are best and should be a class. Resistant to the sun(except eyes), strong like vampires and mostly eat normal food.
@@wimsylogic65 And people!
Me too, but you might reconsider the comment
Anyone who accidentally sees it will be robbed of that experience.
The funniest part is him running around in sunlight after saying that he can't go around during the day. Feels like maybe the class doesn't actually have any of those restrictions, he's just too into playing his role.
My theory is the sunlight one is real but he gains a protection buff everytime he feeds
THE LOVELY PARASOL THOUGH
He just has fair skin and burns easily.
Like in any MMORPG game, the rules, debuff, buff and stats doesnt apply to you while you’re in the spawn town, and as soon as you step outside the town, you’re immediately bombarded with stats both negatives and positives
Excuse me, he had an fancy umbrella that protect him! 🧐
I wouldn't say the Vampire class is completely useless, it has the power to make Rowan's shirt stay on.
True, but he acts so insufferable when wearing it, you'd prefer it come off.
🤯
The powerest power in the world
😂😂😂
He also can make an army of vampires soooo
Rowan is totally *working* that parasol and cloak, though..
At least he kept his clothes on .
Its quite the fashion
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Too funny that Greg is immune because of his garlic. 😄
Well he is a model
He's a model
The garlic was the deepest lore story telling yet.
Only Greg can save us now!
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Now if it was a special episode like Baelin's.
"Garlic bitch!" will resonate with me for quite some time...
@@RaymondBCrisp agreed
He's... 🧄the one!🧄
I love Britt's reaction of "Oh look! He's wiping out a settlement already!" like she knows the Vampire quest lines and is excited that Rowan is doing it so early lmao
She was also the one to point out the rage mechanic. She probably started as vamp for the parasoul; only to reroll because of the playability issue.
@@laughingman2082 She did like the parasol
I like your parasole
She also shouted "no adam don't" when he gave rowan the silver dagger. She definitely has a vampire alt.
Well, she's a vampire now so might be able to help Rowan!
It works in game that Greg is a garlic farmer- he is a vital npc- this way he won't get taken out by this horribly designed landmine of a class.
Yes! Greg the garlic farmer has prepared for this moment all his life, his entire garlic merchant bloodline had been waiting for just an eventuality. 😆
garlic bitch!!!!
Garlic, b!tch
The entire wave of vampires attacking Honeywood is stopped by One Epic NPC man
And his entire garlic merchant bloodstream to be honest
It's canon that Greg eats Garlic Fish every day, or as soon as his friend catches some on his long route around Honeywood:)
The random twist with Greg the Garlic Farmer at the end was just a touch of genius in an already great skit.
It's the little details, no matter how small, that makes this mini-series worth it.
It was such a perfect moment. I cackled so hard that I scared our cats.
It’s been teased in little drops over the years and I knew we would see Greg pop up in this SOMEHOW…. 😂😂😂
I mean, he does eat garlic and fish every morning.
LOL
for a useless class, a lvl 1 vampire did take out a level 23 whatever magic class adam was
He's a herbalist
It was like Britt actually never saw Rowan prior to shooting, and the delight was a genuine reaction.
so much for daylight being a big deal he ate multiple people out in broad daylight like it was no big deal so yeah🤣🤣
"Bro, I am THIS close." I could seriously feel Ben's rage.
Yeah I would have knifed him and made him start over.
ahahahah tellement wow
When someone who normaly yells is threatenig you with calm voice you know that shit got real.
I legit flinched at it, totally expecting him to take rowan out 😂
Hearing Greg yell "Garlic B*tch!" was golden. 🧛
That tops even "Garlic is the gift that keeps on giving"...
this genuinely got me laughing I love it
It was what I needed. I'm so fucking happy they didn't leave out Greg's most useful reason to have garlic xD
@@phant0mshad0w56 3:12 Bro 🙃
Hands down, my favorite part.
I really thought it was going to end with him being literally carried through the quest, in a coffin.
Demon Slayer style
Ben would drag the coffin over every rock and log, and into every hole that exists in the game
That quickly went from "Come on, don't be hard on Rowan, surely the Vampire Class isn't that bad" to "All right, that is clearly the worst class in the game"
So now I imagine Greg's backstory being something like "Well, garlic farming runs in the family. Ever since my great great grandpa fought of the vampire lords during their invasion of Honeywood. He knew they'd be back for us one day, and ever since we been preparing"
Garlics are also a ancient herbal medicine against bacteria.
Well it'd explain the garlic sword from earlier.
real reason he switched from artificer to cleric right there lmao
So we gonna get a werewolf vid at some point ??
Isn't Greg's dad supposed to be a town hero and there's a quest to retrieve his dad's sword?
The fact that Gregg the Garlic Farmer turned out to be the hyper protected badass at the end is frigging hilarious!!!!😂
For the love of Skycraft, don't make Gregg break out Poppy's garlic launcher mode!!!! 🐑
6+ years of build-up for that punch line.
I feel there may be some missing lore about WHY Greg is a Garlic farmer that we never knew about because all the heros always skip the story.
@Nerd2Ninja
Yeah, that tracks with the one time he snapped at a player and pulled a dagger on him. Maybe Gregg has some dark, sinister past that caused him to seek solace and refuge in bright Honeywood.
@@ScarriorIII Worth it
I was genuinely scared for poor Greg for a moment. But in the end, Greg was the hero we all need.
Lol, love Adam's vampire run 😂😂 And Brit attacking us at the end.
p.s. Rowan's parasol was pretty nice
That run got me
Britt's attack actually scared me ahahahah. so well made
now we need a video about how greg is the descendent of a long line of vampire-hunters.
and why he is a garlic famer.
Did you forget about his grandfather's sword with the garlic pommel? 😁
Oh my word!
@VivaLaDirtLeague Please incorporate this into NPC Man DND. It would be such a fun back story for Greg 🤭
He wants to settle down in hunny wood and live a quiet life, but the legacy of his family is calling and the vampires eventually find him!
@@SilentlyContinue although this sounds cool af, Alan has said that Greghas no backstory, he just got plopped into the world and that's it. A blank slate character
@@DefnitelyNotFred Ah... so Greg really IS Alan, who has been swapped out with a Doppelganger in the real world and who is trapped in this game world as an NPC Man.
Adam's run as he chases Ben and Greg's "Garlic Bitch!" is priceless!!! I think this may be one of my new favorite skits!!!
adam is top tier.
"Garloc bitch!! "I could just feel the emotional Greg being all. Yeahhhhh
Came here to say this, Adam’s vampire run was just 😙👌🏻
Britt's final lunge at the camera was epic!
Npc mqn😊
made me jump ahahah
So that's why he is the Garlic Farmer. To stop vampires from biting him.
Greg is so much of a garlic farmer his blood is garlic. That's dedication
Easily equalling the Black Blood witcher potion, right?
It's surely from all that fish-and-garlic stew he eats.
Greg's hidden talent: Keeping the vampires at bay.
This could be one of the best skits you guys have ever done.
Big time!!! Genuises!
The "Garlic BITCH!" at the end is sending me 🤣
You forgot the Wooo that had me dying too
If Jesse Pinkman fought vampires...
...
Alternatively: This is the moment Jesse became Van Helsenberg...
I love how the “useless Vampire class” ends up being able to just completely corrupt other players and, presumably, permanently turn them into Vampires.
Broken AF!
ESO right there
I give free Bites for anyone wanting to become a Master Race (Vampire) lol
At level 1! An OP class afterall 😆
@@Kravenrogue LOL! If only you could infect NPCs and make them pet thralls. I heard it was supposed to be a feature of sorts back when it was in concept but sadly it'd have been too hard to do and didn't do it or something (at least from what I heard. Not sure if it was made up or not).
If they redid the Vampire line a little, it'd be pretty cool. It's not good at the moment except for just messing around and all.
@@Kravenrogue eso vet fuck that game
Greg has been ready for this moment his whole life
I do love how Rowan walks in with his “I’m fabulous and I know it” attitude
I love how he picked a purely decorative parasol that doesn't block the sun at all.
But looks..FABULOUS, no? 😂
I expected the first class quest to be one of Greg's quest to collect garlic, thus, all vampire players are level 1
Yeahhhh collect 1 billion garlic. And that quest is a reason why vamps hate, vomit, and have trauma about garlic. And everything couse during game production one autistic programmist from Pakistan wrote in script "Collect 1 billion garlic" than "Collect 1 garlic for boullion".
@@prasaite less of the racism and ableism please
@@Rainlights13 A not native speaker who doesn't question things?
No. I love racism and ableism.
@@Rainlights13 🤓
I was so worried about Greg but being a garlic farmer sure has it's perks.
Ok this can't be the only vampire class related skit we ever get. I hope to at least laugh at ine more. Oh and what about the werewolf class?
“I don’t care that the class has good crafting skills during the day! Unless it’s a full moon your character is basically just a village NPC with worse combat stats!”
@@lazerninga Lmao now I wanna see that
Obviously you guys have not played Werewolf in Skyrim :D
"Nah sorry guys. We have to wait a week for the full moon before we do the dungeon"
boy, that escalated quickly! also, perfect setup with the garlic joke 🏆 now we finally know why Greg was written to be a garlic farmer all those years ago
We'd planned for this 6 years ago :P
What a character arc!
Damn! That‘s some pro world building right there!
Masterful foreshadowing!
"Garlic, bitch! Whoo!"
Greg getting a well deserved win!
I watched this as the short first but now I'm going through watching all the longer videos. Rowan biting Greg could be it's own short. Funniest part! I actually lol'd
Upon many available jobs, now we know, why Greg chose his life as garlic farmer. He is the main reason Vampire class becomes useless.
Ben was amazing in this chapter. His reaction to "days?" was so epic.
Outrageous! ;-)
When my boss asks me to do some extra work :D
@@garethlagerwall
"This has been delayed for many many weeks"
I know I kept rewatching that lol
I imagine Ben is most like his character here, actually saying that to anything as stupid he hears.
Rowan exclaiming "Jesus Christ" in that accent with the fangs killed me. Also the way Adam was chasing a pissed off and scared Ben was perfect.
Seriuosly.. I picked up on that moment too. It sounded like the french guys taunting sir author in The holy grail.
Its weird that a vampire, an unholy satanic creature, would exclaim the nane of Christ.
Cheese Crust.
Jesuth Chrith
I'm amazed he didn't get burnt when he said jesus christ
I laughed so hard my ribs hurt when he bit Greg and then screamed "GARLIC!!"
I like to think that none of Rowans objections were actually mechanical restrictions and he's just *really* committed to roleplaying his character
1000 % agreed
Rowan dragging the party down with the worst class is *OUTRAGEOUUUUUUS!*
And oh so typical of him. It's like he gets pleasure solely out of ruining other players' fun.
So un-dingo of him
@@nyromath2195 You mean, so dingo of him. He's the dingo king.
Worst class, but soloes the party by himself?
Worst class?
1 lvl player put down lvl 22 player in one second is an unplayable class? 😆
The "Oh bro, i am THIS close..." from Ben was awesome😂Great episode from all of you!
The zoom on Ben's face was 👌
Never mess with the garlic farmer when you are a vampire
daamn that is the funniest vampire accent ever.. lmao
"hokay, gais, jee chrais!"
Britt's smile when she first spots Rowan in that outfit. LOL
Britt's smile
She definitely has a crush
Thanks for pointing that out! I hadn‘t even noticed and it‘s just perfect 😂
@@user-op8fg3ny3j who hasn't have you seen him naked?
@( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who doesn't let's be real 😍🥰 they are all Dingo AF in my opinion.
After she was bitten, i expected Britt to pick up the parasol and happily walk away
She probably did just that *after* she ate the cameraman. 🤣
lol
The way the music stopped for her, I bet she'll be back this way.
it's a nice parasol, though :)
That would have been sooo cool. Like camera on the floor tilted to the side, and you see her picking that umbrella and hopping away. What a wasted opportunity
I cannot stop watching this. I’ve gone back to watch at least 1x every day since I first saw it. The composition, the timing, the physical humor, the acting, the theme, just everything. And YES you guys pulled out the stops with all the vampiric lore - water, daylight, garlic (OMG I died), the parasol and cloak and teeth and paleness and BEN just NOT having it. When the music cuts out after Rowan says “days?” and Ben about loses it again. You killed this one.
How you guys can do this and keep a straight face I don’t know. Rowan, you were born for this role. Thank you all for this gem 😅
Haha. Same.
Some of these skits are instant Classics.
This is one of them. :)
😂😂😂
Adam's bark armor looks pretty cool.
Aww, now they can all play as vampires. How thoughtful of Rowan to include the others :)
Now they all have to play that horrible class!
Now they can all travel at night 😅
@@VivaLaDirtLeague how is the vampire class horrible when he can take out 2 player higher rank them him just by holding a silver dagger.
@@zerorage Exactly. People just can't embrace their vampireness to play properly
@@zerorage uhmmm becoz he will attack anyone freiend of foe😂
At first, I was like, "How did they get Rowan to look so white?" Then I remembered that he's basically already allergic to the sun.
He just stops applying the fake tan that comes in his "ImAModelYouKnow" kit.
@@simonhenry7867
*seductively sucks in cheeks
Adam: So what exactly is the quest about, what are we supposed to do
Ben: Well there is this Cathedral, there we have t...
Rowan: Ahhh..........
The way Adam had his hands up thriller style while chasing was just 😂
Britt's jump scare was pretty good but Greg's "garlic bitch" had me rolling.
yeah!
Okay that last bit with Britt actually made me jump, so damn good and "Garlic Bitch, whooo!" made me laugh outloud, so good.
just like jesse saying Yeah science beeach, in breaking bad
"Oh bro I am this close."
Do it.
That vampire walk had me crying😂😂😂😂
We all know Greg was waiting for this episode since the beginning of epic npc man, finally his time to shine!
I like to think Greg started his garlic farm, because of an incredibly intense fear of... Rowan
😂❤🎉
Really hoped Rowan could make it work. Greg being vampireproof needs to make it into the D&D!
Well, obviously garlic farmer needs to be a class!
He's a cleric now
@@shivam7156 garlic cleric
2:14 i felt that anger seething in. Great acting! LMAO
This one is quite genious between the lines. Plus your post production is at a perfect mix now of immersion & perfect non-xena fantasy dorkyness. Please don't change
Rowan's generic vampire accent work is actually amazing. It was 3 seperate but vague european regions while still being entirely coherent. I heard french, some vague slavic region, and what english speakers think romanians sound like. NGL, I want more Rowan the Vampire.
Romanian? I think you mean Rowanian.
I heard a hint of Portuguese in there too
Definitely some Italian in there as well, and then the hand motions... he's a dago.
@@kennya5165 nope.. he's a nightgo. 😅
@@haydengoodall6767 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
This skit is hilarious but Greg somehow still got the biggest laugh with "Garlic bitch!". He truly is the Epic NPC Man
Eeeeepic NPC maaaaAAAANN!
Adam running both arms up in the air, very vampiry. Love it.
Rowan "bit off" more than he could chew when he sunk his fangs into Greg.....
Britt's "Oh look, he's wiping out a settlement already" 😂😂😂 Spoken with such enthusiasm and pride 😂
In the last take i was expecting her going for the parasol instead of bite us XD
Genuinely expected britt to pick up the parasol like “ah finally”
Damn that was a missed opportunity!
That would have been awesome, still solid tho.
Was hoping vampire britt scene is longer cause you know, sexy vampire lady
1:42
Did he say Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂
2:14 I love the small audio-queues in Vldl videos that you don't rly notice, but rly help deliver certain lines/effects like the deep bass sound as Ben turns to Rowan.
“Garlic b*tch!” OMG 😂
It all makes sense now. SOMEONE in town has to be ready to fend off vampire attacks. No wheat fields, pasta, or any reason for garlic. Just vampires.
This skit had so many strong moments, like the sudden thirst rage and Greg tasting like garlic.
One of my new favorites!
0:09
LOOL
"a badass assasin shade-awayyyyyyyyy..." xD
I was expecting a mention about that "any character with a high-level weapon having more lifesteal than the vampire class"
When Rowan came walking like he was on a catwalk must have been hard to hold the laughs
i'm sure they're all used to Rowan acting like a diva
Ah yes, the vampire, unable to pass through daylight, that's deadly to them... Saying this... while standing in bright sunlight, with a see-through umbrella and then running around without the umbrella attacking people... in the sunlight.... I love this class :D
The direct sunlight would just trigger his vampiric rage. Since he's already in a rage the duration is just reset back to max. As for where they were standing, it must have been shady enough to not trigger since he couldn't see the full sun at the time. Though he likely would've taken a debuff to his stats if they were higher than 1.
Starting spawn village, no doubt has a modified area to allow characters to exist during "difficult times" also that parasol was obviously working!
The game doesn't _actually_ check if sunlight hits you, clearly it just checks if you're holding an umbrella or not
You should see the stats of that parasol my man. It's crazy... but yeah also broken AF class
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Which game is it?
I want to test it out 😊
was expecting Rowen to stop Rowen as the guard. "For the peace of the kingdom!"
Alan's face as Rowan went after him was so priceless, trying so hard not to laugh lmao
1:18 it's funny Rowan says daytime doesn't work for him but it's already daytime for him and his team so he's completely fine
In the shade, with a parosel.
And because they are at the base camp: no harm there...
in Skyrim vampires can walk at daytime, but they cant regen health, mana and stamina, what is a bother in random enconters
@@FenrirWolfganger When he was attacking ppl in the end of skit? 😆
@@delta_glider4362 Um, Ah, Vampire Rage Plot Armour? Damn you and your inconvenient facts🙂
Alan's line at the end was the perfect ending for the video
I know this all to well. Especially trying to be a Vampire in Skyrim. Every dang time I automatically think Twilight.
WHEN THE SUN HITS YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE, OMG WTF!!! 😂
Ah yes, when the vampires attacked honeywood, there's only one man who's immune to their bites, let's witness how Greg the Garlic farmer saves the day
I think being a garlic farmer was Chekhov's gun for Greg six years.
Oh my, the sound transition when Ben said: "Oh bro, I am this close." was absolutely incredible. Than moment hit so hard, well done.
We need a vampire follow up where Greg just starts oneshotting vampire corrupted players with the infinite garlic on his belt.
He doesn't even need to hit them. He can just stand there and let the garlic fumes slowly kill them.
He has no problem being in the daylight now
The last frame of Britt attacking was awesome! Jumpscared me at least😂
Alan has been preparing his whole life for this encounter 😂
I was so confused why Rowan starting spitting up black blood until Greg's "Garlic B****!" at the end and suddenly it made sense, hahaha. Genius writing guys, well done.
My first reaction was thinking of the Black Blood potion from The Witcher 3, which is used for this very purpose.
He screamed "Garlic!" right before puking blood so
He literally yelled "ah garlic!" Before vomiting
Why can't Rowan just simply use his gritty umbrella aesthetic to block out the sun for the quest.
So that "Ah!! Garlic!!!" while proceeding to puke up blood meant nothing to you?
Man, if we combine 'No Charisma' with the Hardcore Censor Slider, Hard Difficulty Setting, AND playing as a Vampire then this game would be absolutely brutal. There better be an achievement to unlock for going through that kind of torture.
You know the player would have to first stick to Darkwood and acquire a Ring of Charisma as the first hurdle.
LOL couldn't stop laughing after vampiric rage started. Utter chaos.
Damn, that was actually scary when Brit looked at the camera and lunged. 😱
In less than 5 seconds they did a better scare than many horror movies try in a couple hours.
I actually jumped in surprise. ☺️
She's got herself a new profile photo.
Yeah Brit outclassed them all in the last second
It was totally predictable and unoriginal
@@samsonsoturian6013 it was 10x more original than your comment XD
I went from “oh shit, he’s going to bite Greg” to “OH SHIT HE’S GOING TO BITE GREG!!!!” in mere moments.
So almost 7 years of Greg being Garlic Farmer is just for this joke lmao
Rowan’s Transylvanian accent and in character personality…..bloody brilliant. Had me in stitches 😅 Nice jump scare from Britt, wasn’t expecting that!
Sounded like Italian for me
If I had to describe the accent I'd go with "Slavoj Zizek, but gay"
Ben was actually scary when he said:” bro im this close” 2:13
it has such "i will send you to jesus" energy
@@ArunRaj-zz2xy the sound effect aswel
I felt that when he said it!
i though Britt would just pick up the parasol and walk away smiling. didnt expect a jumpscare
Ben's a really amazing actor. I really like his acting- All the team is amazing! But Bens performances are real good. He really gets into his characters!
Well done Rowan for the new role, you've been awesome in this one. Absolute credit for the performance.
_Greg bout to have his own Baelin's route taking down Vampires...._
Never before have I needed something so badly and not known.