Would You Let Joe Biden Run Your CASH REGISTER?! | Comedian Jeff Allen | Jukebox | Huckabee

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  • čas přidán 2. 09. 2023
  • Jeff Allen’s rapid-fire humor, which centers on marriage and family, is a hit with all ages. A live comedy favorite, Jeff has appeared on Dry Bar Comedy, Netflix, Amazon, Huckabee, Pureflix, Showtime, Comedy Central, VH1 and more. He starred in the critically acclaimed film, Apostles of Comedy, the syndicated comedy series, Bananas, his own one-hour comedy special, Happy Wife, Happy Life, and the Warner Bros. comedy film, Thou Shalt Laugh. His Dry Bar Comedy videos have amassed over 200 million views on social media and other platforms, introducing him to tens of millions of new fans worldwide. At times both gut-wrenching and hilarious, Jeff’s one-man show, The America I Grew Up In, offers a unique glimpse into his crazy world.
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Komentáře • 208

  • @SOP83
    @SOP83 Před 8 měsíci +18

    We need more conservative comedians, actors, writers, etc.
    This is a battle for the hearts and minds of americans.

  • @sagatuppercut2960
    @sagatuppercut2960 Před 8 měsíci +18

    I wouldn't let Joe Biden run a lemonade stand. 🍋

    • @morena162
      @morena162 Před 29 dny

      But you would let a conman do it right?? A lifelong criminal.A cheater wannabe dictator and the one who nearly ended democracy. And brags about doing it again..Right..Every single christian on here has traded their God for a criminal.And you actually won't see it until it's too late.

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 Před 9 dny

      Especially if there were little girls near by to sniff.

  • @bonniewills2814
    @bonniewills2814 Před 8 měsíci +68

    My husband passed away on Memorial Day - this Thursday is our anniversary... 37th. I pray you appreciate the gift that God gave you in the wife of your youth.

    • @PreachermanPiper
      @PreachermanPiper Před 6 měsíci +6

      God bless you, I will be praying for you.

    • @hoperules8874
      @hoperules8874 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Sorry for your loss and also thankful for you 36 years together❣️

    • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
      @JoanBrown-tf6dr Před 2 měsíci +1

      God comfort you know your husband spirit went in your ❤️ always with you until you meet in heaven

  • @kenalbrecht5649
    @kenalbrecht5649 Před 8 měsíci +102

    Jeff has an awesome testimony of his becoming a Christian.

  • @pchts1
    @pchts1 Před 8 měsíci +10

    The sad thing about the cashier is Sleepy Joe is running the cash register and giving away everything in the cash drawer to everyone but us, in my opinion!

  • @TheVoxbox13
    @TheVoxbox13 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Quality stuff. "woke golf", "spine made in China", "send it thru Hunter's account"... Hilarious and All based in truth.

  • @juststoppingby390
    @juststoppingby390 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Jeff is looking better than ever

  • @truthmatters8407
    @truthmatters8407 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Sounds like me and my wife after 51 years of marriage!

  • @Grudgebearer4life
    @Grudgebearer4life Před 8 měsíci +32

    I don’t golf but if I do, I’m playing “woke golf”🤣🤣 getting hole in one’s every time!!!

  • @reinger1022
    @reinger1022 Před 8 měsíci +45

    Your routine made me laugh. Your testimony at the end made me cry. God bless you and your wife. You done good.

  • @shaneparks4844
    @shaneparks4844 Před 8 měsíci +103

    Jeff Allen. One of the best out there.

    • @taitrief
      @taitrief Před 8 měsíci +3

      Think I’d be safe!! He’d have to figure out H0W to operate such technology

  • @rossshin184
    @rossshin184 Před 4 měsíci +4

    They're called Leftists cause THEY LEFT THEIR BRAINS AT THE LOCAL PAWN SHOP!

  • @collegesuccess
    @collegesuccess Před 8 měsíci +27

    @ Huckabee's Jukebox, **My wife and I attended a Jeff Allen Night at Sacred Heart Byzantine Catholic Church in Livonia, Mi, a few years ago. Jeff was so funny that my wife commented the next morning over breakfast: "My face still hurts from laughing last night!" and we both laughed about his comedy sets! What a great talent!!! Cheers, Mike Huckabee, for having Jeff Allen on your show. America really needs this sort of truly comedic relief!**

  • @paulledford1047
    @paulledford1047 Před 8 měsíci +10

    I wouldn't let Joe Biden run the bank in the game of Monopoly

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 Před 8 měsíci +14

    My husband of 23yrs and I do the everything devolves into charades. Sadly my husband is really getting into the spirit of the game....🤣🤣

  • @mrb3135
    @mrb3135 Před 8 měsíci +29

    This guy is HILARIOUS.

  • @terrylandess6072
    @terrylandess6072 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Cash Register? I wouldn't let Biden run a string of Christmas lights.

  • @duanelawrence78
    @duanelawrence78 Před 9 měsíci +43

    Good Man and very funny too!!✌️🇺🇲

    • @technicianbis5250
      @technicianbis5250 Před 8 měsíci +2

      And no foul language, proof you don't have to be obscene to be funny.

  • @davidsinclair47
    @davidsinclair47 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Just celebrated our 50th anniversary, made it through the good times and the bad by the grace of God.

  • @davev.1747
    @davev.1747 Před 7 měsíci +4

    @3:33 Biden & McConnell "...this is what happens when you get your spine made in China." Really caught me off guard. That was just too funny!! 🤣😂😎

  • @sirkrutchbluesman3009
    @sirkrutchbluesman3009 Před 9 měsíci +17

    ONE FUNNY DUDE 😂😅😂

  • @gardencali-arkansasstyle6995
    @gardencali-arkansasstyle6995 Před 8 měsíci +47

    Great comedian with a long awesome history!

  • @valerieshealy741
    @valerieshealy741 Před 8 měsíci +35

    He is the funniest, most clever, entertaining comedian ever

  • @zerxilk8169
    @zerxilk8169 Před 8 měsíci +15

    We enjoyed Jeff Allen very much.

  • @maisies927
    @maisies927 Před 7 měsíci +8

    I actually watched this show on Dry Bar tonight. I love Jeff Allen. I love Dry Bar.

  • @1776_Garage
    @1776_Garage Před 7 měsíci +5

    Woke golf! That's hilarious 😂

  • @sammiebateman8921
    @sammiebateman8921 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Love Jeff Allen ❤

  • @sandrarichards5363
    @sandrarichards5363 Před 9 měsíci +37

    I Love this guy, he cracks me up! 😊

  • @trclclr
    @trclclr Před 8 měsíci +14

    Always lovedJeff Allen!

  • @karenlangley5912
    @karenlangley5912 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Jeff Allen is a great comedian. May God Bless.😅

  • @NativeNYer
    @NativeNYer Před 9 měsíci +23

    This guys hysterical!!

  • @precbsfender
    @precbsfender Před 8 měsíci +13

    Brilliantly Done..

  • @James-gn6ru
    @James-gn6ru Před 8 měsíci +8

    He does great!

  • @jeanetomblin5562
    @jeanetomblin5562 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Funny & speaks the truth...great!

  • @CommentingTheTruth
    @CommentingTheTruth Před 7 měsíci +4

    Always loved Jeff! His later stuff is gold. Amazing that no other comedians are willing to touch making fun of Biden. A million jokes can be made.

  • @desertodavid
    @desertodavid Před 8 měsíci +6

    "I took my granddaughter to the park. They had this big wide plastic slide, but she kept getting stuck and wouldn't slide down. So I put my foot out to give her a little push and get her started. That's when I felt 15 phone cameras on my back, and a bunch of kids thinking "GO AHEAD old man-- we dare ya!"
    --Jeff Allen

  • @cjcj6945
    @cjcj6945 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Jeff is a very funny comedian! And I love that his humor does not contain Val in explicit language. All God's blessings to you, sir.👍🙏

  • @andrewgraham7659
    @andrewgraham7659 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Well I do have to say you have my favourite comedians on - and they are Christians to boot. I'm a Christian, I love comedy, I don't know if I could make in the comic realm. Also I'm on the other side of the world and it's a very long swim from Australia to the USA - even though the boarders are open - I don't fancy my chances of passing myself of as an African or Mexican refugee....... Keep up the good work, Mr Huckabee sir....

  • @robertekis2450
    @robertekis2450 Před 8 měsíci +46

    No way I would let Biden near my business/cash register. There is no way I could afford $30 trillion in debt :)

    • @L8rCloud
      @L8rCloud Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah…?? How many casinos did Biden bankrupt…?

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 Před 8 měsíci +20

    He's a good guy, can just feel it by the way he speaks, jokes, and is grounded.

  • @jenwick8708
    @jenwick8708 Před 8 měsíci +13

    I've always just loved all of Jeff's work and his amazing, HILARIOUS PERFORMANCES. But he's also a Christian and an amazing inspiration of what we can accomplish through Christ.

  • @annpatterson7714
    @annpatterson7714 Před 9 měsíci +44

    Great show Mr Huckabee. This guy is so so funny.

  • @conservativemetal8552
    @conservativemetal8552 Před 7 měsíci +18

    Recently I found Jeff’s comedy channel. Let me tell ya, the way he gives his testimony, just shows God has a sense of humor. To see him on Huckabee made my day.

  • @gaylordhanson1027
    @gaylordhanson1027 Před 8 měsíci +76

    I wouldn't let Joe Biden pick up after my dog had completed his 'business"!

    • @Dougwiser420
      @Dougwiser420 Před 8 měsíci +7

      that's why commander bites SS agents they get in the way of him picking up joe's poops

    • @jeff-bi9gg
      @jeff-bi9gg Před 8 měsíci +6

      He'd think it was ice cream.

    • @Doc1855
      @Doc1855 Před 8 měsíci +5

      He would forget how to do it and then get lost on his way to the trash can

    • @bdoeden64
      @bdoeden64 Před 4 měsíci

      Good thing it is all that Frump is capable of doing, he can take the job. Of course we could get Hillarious to carry the bags for Frump. Matter of fact, I think we have found the perfect job for all our elected officials.

    • @heidibower2538
      @heidibower2538 Před měsícem

      @@Doc1855 Lol.

  • @barbewilliams3706
    @barbewilliams3706 Před 8 měsíci +6

    New to me Jeff Allen, wonderful to hear a comic who tells it like it is. Thank you for the real.

  • @carolluther1625
    @carolluther1625 Před 8 měsíci +4

    God bless you.

  • @johnconservative469
    @johnconservative469 Před 8 měsíci +7

    I wouldn't let Biden run my Coffee Maker!

  • @failforwardfast8609
    @failforwardfast8609 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Love this

  • @patriotgrammy8632
    @patriotgrammy8632 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Oh my goodness, when he said the Hunter joke I had a mouth full of coffee and I totally lost it. 😂
    This guy is hilarious but he certainly speaks truth with his humor. Thanks for having him on your show Governor Huckabee, and I like the way you start all your shows with humor that are also based on truth. Love you and your family. ❤

  • @claudiaporter4269
    @claudiaporter4269 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Funny but so dang TRUE.

  • @susanfranks-craun811
    @susanfranks-craun811 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I don't let anyone run my cash register. 😁 I'm too greedy....

  • @Nancy-uc2tu
    @Nancy-uc2tu Před 4 měsíci +1

    If Potatohead said the sun was shining I’d look to make sure.

  • @marleybedford8628
    @marleybedford8628 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Love this man. You go Jeff…

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr Před 2 měsíci

    My husband and I married 43 yrs this is exactly us Thankyou Jeff Gods perfect Armor

  • @dandexinventor
    @dandexinventor Před 7 měsíci +2

    Sounds like the comedian's shadow re-enactment of Job, lol! It's good to know God restores and then some!

  • @idakate7
    @idakate7 Před 9 měsíci +39

    He is great!!! “ That’s what you get when your spine is made in China!

    • @user-yy4jo9pk2b
      @user-yy4jo9pk2b Před 3 měsíci

      At least he had a spine and patriotically served his country in military duty!🇺🇸

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr Před 8 měsíci +2

    Love Jeff

  • @Eaglemadhatter
    @Eaglemadhatter Před 8 měsíci +3

    Would you let Joe run your business? Your home? Your car? Your country? Maybe that's the ticket we need to be running on?

  • @judyworley1869
    @judyworley1869 Před 9 měsíci +12

    So funny😅

  • @Gregster1234
    @Gregster1234 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Love Jeff he’s very funny and has a great testimony for Jesus.

  • @cjhoward409
    @cjhoward409 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I’m from Kentucky… I want to know who keeps voting for Mitch !!! No republicans I know voted for him 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @maxwellcrazycat9204
    @maxwellcrazycat9204 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Joe running a cash register? It's called skimming the till.

  • @billb.5887
    @billb.5887 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Jeff is the best ! ! ! !

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer6112 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Jeff was my late wife's favorite.

  • @ItsMefromSnuffys
    @ItsMefromSnuffys Před měsícem

    Jeff, Buttercup does not deserve you…. Tell her I said so😂😂

  • @joywright2315
    @joywright2315 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Spot on!

  • @MrDedvalson
    @MrDedvalson Před 4 měsíci +1

    I just bought his book on Audible.Can't wait.

  • @oceansams5886
    @oceansams5886 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Great comedian and no way would I let Biden near my dog

  • @edkang42
    @edkang42 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Jeff Allen definitely orders the gabagool 🤷‍♂️

  • @user-xi1uj3nh3o
    @user-xi1uj3nh3o Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂Great Comedian!❤🎉

  • @gayleneelaban1161
    @gayleneelaban1161 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is really great! I love him and this is new!

  • @kelvinpell4571
    @kelvinpell4571 Před 29 dny

    I am always impressed that Biden remembers to take another breath after his last one

  • @carlmorgan2859
    @carlmorgan2859 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Can't Stop Laughing 😂🤣

  • @billdobbins8372
    @billdobbins8372 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Just tell Joe Biden that he can keep whatever extra is in the cash box at the end of his shift, and there would be plenty of money in there.

  • @abelgonzaslez2103
    @abelgonzaslez2103 Před 3 měsíci +1

    YEA GREAT THANKS JEFF

  • @jsshay01
    @jsshay01 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Yes, this guy is really funny! Thank you!

  • @c.leeyoung4678
    @c.leeyoung4678 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I wouldn't allow Joe Biden to run a gumball machine

  • @bryantsmith3134
    @bryantsmith3134 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I wouldn’t let Joey B on my property. That’s a def insurance hit.

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 Před 4 měsíci +1

    He’s great

  • @johnnylindsey5808
    @johnnylindsey5808 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Good job

  • @carolbrownleehalbert3593
    @carolbrownleehalbert3593 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I wouldn't want JOE BIDEN doing ANYTHING for me!!!

  • @JoanBrown-tf6dr
    @JoanBrown-tf6dr Před 2 měsíci

    Love Jeff hes a pure Blessings Thankyou

  • @lesgobrandon8038
    @lesgobrandon8038 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Man, his voice sounds like Dangerfield!

  • @josiahgibbs5697
    @josiahgibbs5697 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I think a better name would be equity golf.

  • @patwilliamson4701
    @patwilliamson4701 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Hysterical

  • @kevinvitale8980
    @kevinvitale8980 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Master comedian

  • @ChrisDavis-dt6xx
    @ChrisDavis-dt6xx Před 8 měsíci +2

    That was hilarious

  • @ShadowBanned904
    @ShadowBanned904 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Very funny 😂😂😂. That's about all...

  • @craiggleason8386
    @craiggleason8386 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Funny

  • @williamvalentin9473
    @williamvalentin9473 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Great show godspeed

  • @back2basics597
    @back2basics597 Před 3 měsíci

    I won't even let him near the dogs.😊😊😊😊😊

  • @user-rp6bn8qt1b
    @user-rp6bn8qt1b Před 8 měsíci +2

    Hilarious!

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Spines made in China! 😂😂😂

  • @nanja01
    @nanja01 Před 8 měsíci +2

    "Spine made in chyna"😂😂😂

  • @jrw159
    @jrw159 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I wouldn’t let Joe Biden run bath water!

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu Před 8 měsíci +1

    nailed it

  • @user-zt1xf2xk4u
    @user-zt1xf2xk4u Před 3 měsíci +1

    No, he never needs to run anything anymore!

  • @Edgibbons43
    @Edgibbons43 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Give Biden the desert he'll run out of sand in a week

  • @taitrief
    @taitrief Před 8 měsíci +3

    I’d not let Joe boy set up my line of Dominoes I’d knock over

  • @getreadyforthelamb
    @getreadyforthelamb Před 8 měsíci

    I saw Jeff years ago in Helena Montana at a Calvary Chapel Pastor's Conference.