Bear Market! & Kimberly Guilfoyle Scores $60K from Two-Minute Capitol Speech | The Daily Show
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- Wall Street enters a bear market, Kimberly Guilfoyle earned $60K for a two-minute speech at the Capitol on January 6th, and the U.S. faces a tampon shortage. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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When Kimberly Guilfoyle SCREECHED "The Best is Yet to Come" she was REFERRING to her PAYCHECK.
Dya think she's the dom or the sub??? C'mon guys, throw out some theories!! 😁
$500 a second. That's $500 per second.
waiting for her to flip on her dear DJTJ and boss baby... "I DIDN'T KNOW!!!"
(whom can I cling onto next?)
No...she was reffering to indicments coming for them.
Kimberly "Gargoyle"!
“Guy who went louder” is the REAL MVP
"I've been talking for 2 minutes. You owe me 60k." @ 14:40 🤣
...and unlike Ms. Guilfoyle, Desi has learned and rehearsed her stuff....
Desi is correct. Make it a man's problem and see how quickly it is resolved.
You act as if men have no problems. men have tons of problems no one wants to solve. That is some lame gender bashing from you there
So now you *do* want to talk about your period with men?
As a simple retail employee if I have to mop up period blood I’m gonna riot
Lets talk about how if it were men spending an average of 14000 in their lifetime to help them function normally due to their physical anatomy, tampons pads and all related stuff would be free.
Let's not forget that Gemini hygiene (misogynist term) products are taxable and so lower-income women cannot use SNAP benefits to purchase. Oh, but if it was a man's problem. Women are routinely overcharged for things like dry cleaning the same item as a man, while being routinely being paid less than a man.
A job that pays $30k a minute...ya, I'll take that!
Especially, if I get to keep my clothes on 🤣
Stormy got a little more than double that amount for her few minutes of “work”
@@melted_cheetah ---- Stormy got 130 grand for 10 seconds.
Look how much slickwilly made, hundreds of thousands
Unfortunately you have to sleep with the Trump and his son.
Gives new meaning to sleep your way to the top.
That happy birthday bit was absolutely HILARIOUS 🤣🤣
He got me! 🤣🥳
GOT 'EM
Disappointed he didn't sing the birthday song his Mom sang. BTW that $60,000 lady has a big mouth.
“He can’t hear you” 🤣😂
I knew it was going to be for Trump and Trevor was messing with the audience.
"due to high demand" thank you, Trevor (or writing team)! one of the best shows for including feminist/all perspectives on issues.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Actually demand may increase or decrease depending on the number of women no longer having a period and the young girls getting them for the first time. It was a nice attempt at feminism but it was gaslighting.
Of course it's women's fault. If women would just crank out a baby a year like the Republicans want, there would be plenty of tampons around.
@King Merlyn Actually, it's very rare for the balance between the number of women going on menopause and number of girls getting first time periods to be skewed that much all of a sudden now. There's also no data that supports that yet. On the other hand, there might be an increase in the number of women who started using tampons insted of pads (a decline in the use of pads). Anyway it requires an attention, and it can be solved easily. Don't be salty and just attack feminisim
Now it makes sense why Kimberly Guilfoyle was so energetic and excited. I'd give the best speech my life for $60,000 for 2 minutes.
Blow
I can you call that speech
@@denillefleming2942 about 10 grams, by the sound of it.
@@iggysixx So I see others have made the same assumption I have…
I'd give a 24hr speech for 60 grand
My mom got that Tyron the Tiger. “THEY IGHT!”
🤣
*I literally screamed LOL at the " free bleeding" idea!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trevor has so much fun with his audience 😂😂😂 it’s great
Yeah I knew he was coming with that Happy Brthdy!!🍻🎂 for the Idiot of a Persistent
That's because clapping seals, simplistic lemmings and ignorant sheep are VERY low maintenance when it comes to propaganda guised as "comedy", hence they don't require much in terms of entertainment.
@@daskalman Yet you’re here, Kevin.
Ok, clapping seals!!! You are adorable
Just curious, why is 60 grand a reasonable fee for that speech?
Traffic and Weather are becoming my favorite segments
"Factory staffing problems" is code for, "we don't want to pay above minimum wage".
Exactly
Thank you!
It's not enough to just make fun; these criminals need to be prosecuted or else we have failed as a nation ruled by law.
Absolutely! If these pigs aren’t punished they’ll be emboldened and keep trying until they succeed
A country ruled by law? Get real. The ones in charge are the biggest criminals.
Yes indeed
Go to your post office and record lobby. Then tell me about your rights and laws.
And soooooo we have failed completely.
Exactly the demand is always the same is this companies using the shortage excuse to boost their profits
My ex left 4 boxes of tapoons at my place that I've been saving for my next girlfriend.
this was 3 years ago when Covid started.
As a 63-year-old white man I found Trevor's segment on tampons so hilarious I almost had to pull my car over because I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! 🤣
YES!!! 😂😂😂
Why are you watching a CZcams video while driving?
@@captaindaring rush hour traffic moves very slowly around here! 🙄 Don't worry SB I'm a safe driver! 🤪
What does being white have to do with anything? Do you want a cookie or something? Do you want validation because you’re white and watching the daily show?
@@captaindaring I have a friend that does that too. If I did that, I’d be asking for so much trouble.
The Mystery of the Missing Tampons solved! Couldn't find them on the shelves in Jamaica for a hot minute. Didn't know it was a thing everywhere.
I absolutely love Desi! She is 'spot' on with her delivery.
She made more in 5 minutes than the working poor make in 2 years.
And the working poor are mocked for even wanting $15 an hour smdh
Their bedroom skills are lacking.
Some guy figured it out to be $1.8 million per hour. 😵💫
Hunter Crackhead Biden made millions per year because his last name is Biden, and then did some very questionable things with that money. But yeah, you mad because of a woman made more in 2 minutes than you did last year 🤣😂
Obama's made $400,000 and the Clintons $300,000 for speeches in the past. What's yea think now?
Guilfoyle makes nails on a chalkboard sound great.
The pills falling from Trevor's suits kept making me laugh so hard, 😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
Me too!!
But blowing Paddington gets nothing?? Simple things and simple minds...
Yes 🤣🤣🤣
I still have nightmares from her "speech". Also, nightmares from her dancing to Gloria that day.
Took a while for the ringing for my ears to completely disappear 🙉
Ocean of Lotion--LOL! That video of Guilfoyle dancing is alarming. She & Jr. deserve each other.
@@annemettefrederiksen7751 LOL, you beat me to it. I was watching and thinking… she does know that microphone is on, right?
Desi may actually have the right idea here. Let guys see EXACTLY what the consequences are for not taking your time of the month seriously.
Forget guys, that will improve both capitalism and governance.
If scamming his followers out of 250 million doesnt change their opinion of him, then what possibly could???😂😂
Little changed german saying:
"dumbest of all calves pay their slaughtering themselves." 😜
"Look who digging for me now" 😂😂😂😂
Wow... $60K for a Two-Minute job - -
Usually Trump has to pay $130K for a Two-Minute job...
Sean Spicer said that was the greatest two minutes ever recorded in history. Not the speech his time with Stormy lol
It’s half as much because he is paying the woman sleeping with his son, not him. Wonder how much they pay Eric’s wife?
Thank you Trevor for recognizing woman’s issue about periods.
This man just pranked the audience to sing Trump a happy birthday. A true madlad
I didn't fall for it - 76 years ago one of the most vile excuses for a human was hatched
On 4:20 last year, he got them all to cheer for Hitler's birthday accidentally.
$60,000 for 2 min
That dumpster fire of a human made $500/second
"Due to high demand, GTFOH!"
👏👏👏
Way to go, Trevor! You're on a roll tonight!!!!!😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣👏👍😆
Let this be a lesson to us. “Normal” is what got us here. We should not strive to get back to normal, we must evolve and progress. We need more sustainable practices for our supply chain issues, and increased use of renewable energy for gas prices and so on.
Funny, that's the same excuse Big Oil is giving for their $100-$300 Billion profits!! Wah, wah, you're making us go into clean energy so we shut down our refineries during the pandemic knowing we wouldn't be able to produce enough when the economy opened back up and now thanks to Putin we're making even more money to invest in renewable energy - and yet the people still hate us. Wah wah wah. People still haven't figured out that Big oil rules the world.
Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 6/9/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming
P.S.🐔Lauren "Chickenhead" Boebert🐔
Oh late night totally needs to get the Muckrakers story on Boebert out in the public discourse!
@@MusicfromMarrs 👍🏆
just read about it 😯
Hmmm, just received this from Mother Jones:
« last night, when a bunch of liberal influencers and politicians-from Nina Turner to Charlotte Clymer-began to repeat a series of unverified, salacious rumors about Lauren Boebert.
Boebert has denied the rumors. And tracing them to their source, as some of the best misinformation reporters have already done, ends up emphasizing just how shaky they really are. The claims originated with the American Muckrakers PAC, the group that released an explicit video of Madison Cawthorn, which the congressman essentially confirmed to be real. The PAC's claims about Boebert, however, are extremely unsubstantiated. As evidence, the group cites a series of text messages from a single anonymous source, who mixes the iffy allegations with at least one demonstrably false claim. As Will Sommer of the Daily Beast reported, the source shared a photo with the PAC, asserting that it was Boebert. But the photo actually depicts Melissa Carone, one of the many (dubious) voter fraud witnesses that Rudy Giuliani trotted out during his campaign to overturn the election.»
@@auntiepha8343 Best...Words...Ever 🤓
If she received sixty, what did the others receive?
Great question. Would love to know that.
Yep. She’s very low on the totem pole
Desi was on fire! Give her 60 grand 🤣🤣
I don't think I've ever seen an audience turn so quickly as they did after that birthday gag.
It was really clear. It was so obvious... 😂
😂😂😂
Because they’re trash
One of the pills falling from his jacket at 3:40 made the comedy at the moment even better idk why
😁😁😁 I was looking for this comment. I saw that too and it cracked me up!!! The last little soldier.
Trevor, you're wonderful. Thank you for sharing your talents.
now I know why Kimberly Guilfoyle was so excited in that speech, Don Juniors way to coked-up to be getting her excited like that
$60,000.00 for a full Display of hysteria and screaming !
Supply chain? The CVS beside my office has had an only 5-10% SUPPLY of feminine products like 1.5 YEARS now! The aisle is almost EMPTY....like they don't even bother to order them! The rest of the store items are stocked. Meanwhile the one 2 blocks away has stock. . . . It feels sexist AF and outrages me. Also, the fact that drug stores always 'hide' such products in the back or on another floor like it is something to be ashamed of... Meanwhile making bleeding women go through the entire store just for essentials that should be IN FRONT. They need to put a stop to this misogynist bs.
If I have to guess, it's lack of incentive to keep tons of tampons in stock due to diminishing returns (government-enforced profit margin due to tampons being an essential item). Stores rather keep other, more profitable items, in their inventory.
Well stated!👏👏
just send your husband or boyfriend. When I was married I kept my wife with a 6 month supply
Learn the meaning of "like" and learn to use it. Like you sound as if you were a like high school like drop out.
@Peter Do
Not an essential item in all states. It’s taxed as a luxury in mine (Texas).
I'm willing to bet that all the people who received money from the fund had to sign an NDA!
"I'm just addicted to pills" - made me laugh out loud for real.
Great show today, Desi's piece was particularly enjoyable 🖖🌈💚
@John Bryer PS "John Bryer" --> How do you have 2 subscribers when you have ZERO content on a 4 year old profile? Is that how you easily log in to your other accounts? Olgino
@John Bryer free bleeding party at John Bryer's office!
@@globaladdict i don't want to bare my buttocks at somebodys office.
But I'm in to leave some soggy pads at the office.
@John Bryer welp -- thanks for that! The russians don't respond that way.. believe me I've tried. Have some fun today, for your health!
Trevor is incredible and Desi is amazing, theTDS is a cool show
my thoughts exactly 😊
"the The Daily Show"
@toty m What's with this chocolate cake stuff?
Hilarious look at all the days topics.
Trump Derangement Show
Yep, the stock market is struggling as always when there’s a global crisis going on. But what’s more troubling is that someone thinks that cow deserves 60000 for opening her cake hole.
She's doing Donnie Jr. She's earned it.
This is disparaging to cows. They are lovely, kind animals. She could never.
Kimmie's not one of the best & brightest, just one of the loudest, bless her little heart.
Funny you Alt-Left Clowns have an issue with it now. Oblunder can talk at Goldman Sachs for 20 min and rake in $500k $1.2 Million for 3 speeches total and that is just fine!
Ssssoooooo buy puts on Guilfoyle?
You all are razor sharp. I love the interviews, the jokes, and traffic and weather is spectacular followup. Many thanks!
Can you imagine listening to Guilfoyle's, nails on a blackboard voice day after day? Donnie and Kim deserve each other. And like we didn't already know that Trump was grifting his Cult45. 🙄🤑
Kinda like how Hunter Crackhead Biden was taking millions of dollars from foreign countries and paying daddy’s bills? Hunter and Joe deserve each other 😂
45 the "GOAT" was busy "MAGA" until the Marxist/socialist white supremacist Dems
(remember the KKK) they founded, yet they are twisting it around to blame the other party and 45. We need to wake up.
Now Dems are propogating progressive extremist ideology. What happen to moderat.
I more believe that 60k was for a different type of introduction....😂😂😂😂
Don't have to feel bad for those who contribute to help the man get even richer
May this be trumps last birthday.
@@bobwilliamson9562 we shall see how this story ends...
Supply chain disruption or market price manipulation? In every case, who is making bank?
You don’t think the “select committee” members aren’t getting rich? 🤣
You don’t think taxpayers are paying millions for it? 🤣
CNN -
Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, combined to earn more than $153 million in paid speeches from 2001 until Hillary Clinton launched her presidential campaign last spring, a CNN analysis shows.
In total, the two gave 729 speeches from February 2001 until May, receiving an average payday of $210,795 for each address. The two also reported at least $7.7 million for at least 39 speeches to big banks, including Goldman Sachs and UBS, with Hillary Clinton, the Democratic 2016 front-runner, collecting at least $1.8 million for at least eight speeches to big banks.
I remember when Trump supporters were donating money and didn't realize they signed up to donate monthly.
I had 6 trump emails begging for $$ today, in my spam folder...
Always a scammer. Crazy how his base always say that they voted for him because he is a great business man. Clearly with zero knowledge of his history of creating scam pyramid schemes and getting sued....over and over. The man has always been a criminal.
Oh shiiiiid!
"Due to high demand" -- thanks for calling out blaming women, Trevor.
Woo woo -- Desi rocked! Her expression at "They SEE stuff ... you know?" (13:30) was hilarious, and her pantsuit is sharp enough to draw blood! ... free-bleeding blood even ...
The look on Trevor’s face when Desi proposed free bleeding 💀
When they say don’t panic, you may wanna panic a little.
The rich would absolutely bail themselves out before telling you about the crash.
Trevor actually singing the normal happy birthday song 😂😂😂😂
Can you imagine having to pay your son's fiancee 60k for her to say nice things about you and your son. She should be happy to do it for free 🤷♂️
That effing family does nothing for free
It is just a way to get the funds directly into their pockets
I'm sure they have prenups.
It’s all in her tax return, surely?
Funny. I think most people miss the joke.
I think it's absurd that people have to hang their retirement hopes on the stock market.
Yesss
@first last that's exactly what it is--gambling.
I am retired, and I cannot even look at my account anymore without having a panic attack.
@@deborahfrederick916 It does sound like a recipe for nonstop anxiety. I am decades from retirement, and I really don't know if I'll be able to afford to retire when the time comes.
I hide tampons in random places in my house for when I run out and I haven’t bought new box yet.
This show just keeps on getting better & better.
I'm pretty sure their relationship behind closed doors is just as bad as all his dad's marriages.
This weather report one of the best yet. Maybe one day 'men' will actually figure out what is actually important in life beyond the concept of greed
I guess we gotta stat wearing diapers now.. 😆 but pads are available its not that bad ladies , will make it till inventory hits shelves.
Desi's ending to me by surprise 😂😂
Love Trevor Noah. My brother used to say, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and lives." haha
So, no weather!????
🤦🏻♂ She's so funny lol
I’d be screaming about coming too if I was getting THAT paid.
$60,000 for 2.5 minutes is a rate of $1,440,000 per hour.
I don't think even evangelical preachers charge their congregations that much to speak!
"tRump is breaking the glass ceiling by laying under a glass table..." Great quote.
The Dexter Cup….love it.
It's ironic that crypto bros are blaming the government for crypto crashing when, like... existing outside of government influence was supposed to be kind of the point?
Tampons in the bottom of the bag for two years. How does he even know this fact?... and no, we won't deny it.
8:00 the sheer horror and disgust from the audience!🤣
I wonder how NYC Mayor Adams feels about his decision to receive his salary in Bitcoin.
You mean there was no Election Defense Fund where I sent my hard-earned money to? Did Kimberly earn the $60,000 to yell?
We can either tax the rich. Or we can eat them.
As gross as it is, DESI IS RIGHT. If we all free bled they'd get it done asap
I think we should mail tampons with ketchup on it to all republican reps every month. To prove we don't need an abortion that day, since they want to know what's in our wombs... Let's mail the proof to them!
"don't panic" that's what they said in 2008 and the working class will probably be on the hook again to bail them out.
They should try writing it in big, yellow, friendly letters :)
Anyone who tells you not to panic has already moved all their finances out of the system.
They assume you have done the same, and thus have no reason to fear.
@@nataliestavrum4451 I doubt that'll work when no one can afford a towel anymore.
If I was a trump donor and found out that my $20 donation was only a small piece of the $60,000 that lapdancer got for 3 minutes of yapping, I'd be a little perturbed and want my money back!!
No you wouldn't. Trumpers don't care what he did with their money. They are not rationally thinking people in general.
Freaking love Trevor's cryptobro accent 🤣
it's crazy that nobody close to her has talked to her about that SCREAMING. EVERY. WORD. WITH. A. PERIOD. BETWEEN. EACH. WORD. "speaking style" yet.
"Free bleed" 😆
Maybe we'll have to learn how to make jail house tampons out if pads? I'm old now
Ball up some tp. Lol
Or just use the pad?
Diva cup is a healthier option than balling up tp.
"due to high demand" lol thanks for calling that out man!
No tampons? We should just free bleed everywhere
Would legit love to see reusable cup that marketed itself as the Lizzie Borden
YES! FREE BLEED is so f'n great!!!! Let's do it!?
8:17 how everyone went from happy birthday to booooo 😂
Desi's set was perfect
TREVOR, don’t OD. The world can’t lose you.
Terry says ..Paddington has a honey hole full of Marmalade!
Lol this is why I use all cotton, no plastic tampons. 🙃
My mind was focused on that one last xanex chilling on the desk the whole time.
That was the weakest clap ever, "Africans become president" 😂😂😆
When Desi was talking about free bleeding, it would have been hilarious if she conveniently ruptured a water balloon with red water. "See? This is how you do it"
What’s up with your supply chain USA? How come we don’t have that problem in Europe? Don’t tell me rampart capitalism isn’t working out better than a more social democratic system.
"Supply snarls this year may make Europeans yearn for the days in 2020 when an occasional shortage of eggs or a delivery delay of a few weeks were mere inconveniences."
Bloomberg April, 2022 ( there are numerous other sources... they're not hard to find)
"He can't hear you!" 😂 i lost it
The only part she said that made sense and is for truth is and I quote her last 6 words, "The best is yet to come"
😂😂😂thank you my therapist.
I don't know if anyone noticed this as well but after he panicked throughout the monologue he was dropping pills left right and center.
“A bear market is when people are so broke, people are blowing Paddington in the parking lot, oh heavens, oh heavens, oh heavens”
I am☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️