Pasty White Virgins
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- čas přidán 9. 03. 2018
- Today's video is just for fun. After last week's episode, I figured it would be good to do something light. It's a story about tanning, virginity, and how we basically can find anything attractive so long as it means that person is doing well socially.
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It means a huge deal that so many have asked us to start an account. I never thought anyone would watch these videos, let alone support them.
Excuse my language, FUCK YEAH! See you there
Rare Earth your tan game is weak but beard game is pretty strong. Your dad's mustache game is absolutely legendary though.
So I'm sitting here nude watching this show on my carbon fibre laptop, drinking a local craft beer, checking Instagram and I've noticed I'm quite pale for an Australian. Thanks to Rare Earth, I'm ok with that.
"I'm certain nobody will choose this category, so I'm comfortable knowing I won't have to figure out what Don Ho sounds like."
I will be very surprised if someone hasn't _already_ chosen this one.
Cedric the super fan right there. Thumbs up.
"Nobody hears the word 'pasty' and feels lust."
Except goths, maybe?
Zeus?
The Pillsbury Doughboy?
nlabonte What about people into old school burlesque stripping? Oh wait... that's "pasties."
Someone who doesn't like skin cancer?
Tokugawa era Japanese dudes
It's weird, brown people want to be lighter, white people want to be darker. We're always striving to find new symbols of status and worth, which is quite telling.
People desire whatever is rare. It's been the case for the entirety of human existence.
@@_____._..--_ yes, slav and you win
Everyone wants what they don't or can't have.
As they say in England............"there is nought queer as folk....." i.e. that is to say there is nothing on Earth as strange as people. People are very very odd.
I guess they all want to be in the middle a balance 😀
This video's title hit close to home
Same, spent 8 hours playing KSP today.
I have friends.
TRIGGERED
i presume its not because ur from hawaii right?
FeelsBadMan
Haha! Word.
watching these videos is like watching the curiosity-filled travel vlog of a friend I have never met. I'm always looking forward to seeing where he is next, and what he's been wondering during his time there. thanks for working on this series :]
According to google, "when the weather gets warm in the spring, male and female alligators begin looking for mates. After retouching outdated portraits in Photoshop and updating their social media profiles, they bask naked in the sun, and wait."
In our language we have a saying
"Jwand ke dwa shezuna de, kheta ao khuta"
Literally
Life has two things, the stomach and penis"
That's all there is to it, competition for resources and reproduction. If it wasn't there wouldn't be a single thing alive.
Kamal Azam never thought I'd see another pukhtun in the comments section. Refreshing to see
Came for the clickbait. Stayed for the thought-provoking content. Well done Rare Earth.
In any culture that revered pale skin I would be hailed as a god. I'm so white tiki torch ads pop up in my suggestions on Amazon.
than217
I'm so white you can see my heart beating.
Complain to me when you glow under black lights
Too soon, brother too soon. LOL
Awe bless lol x
I'M so white I never have to turn on the lights!
"You're probably displaying some [signs of status] right now." I didn't know watching CZcams in my pyjamas was a status symbol, but cool.
After he said that he talked about being fat, maybe he was calling you visibly fat and lazy.
Well it means you have the time and luxury to do that
Probably for the millions that do not have access to youtube, I guess. Or that had to return to work.
Oh YES IT'S! Look: you have internet, you have electricity, you have money to buy pajamas and use one type of clothe only for bed, and you have free time to watch this without going outside to fight for your food. You are fuckng rich!!
Well, on a greater scope, it surely is... consider how many can't afford to do that. :v
*Evan, slapping stalactite laden roof of cave*
"This bad boy can fit so many virgins in it!"
Is it strange that I binge watch rare earth multiple times?
Can't help it though, these videos are so good!
Today's status symbol: spending the morning in my pajamas with three computers within reach
Powerful
Only three? ;-)
+Mara K
You get it!
Don't forget your Smartphone and a box of doughnuts! LOL
+Jungle Drums
Nah, not a smartphone. Smartphones are for normies who have those weird things called "friends" (See: _REEEEEEE_ ).
You need some custom hacked-up shit made from a Raspberry Pi.
And it's gotta run some kind of Linux, too. Unless you REAL hardcore and willing to do BSD. Either works, though.
TRUE status-symbol aesthetic means you gotta look like you ain't been outside since Amazon came out.
I can approve of the doughnuts, though. Maybe throw in some Cheetos and/or Doritos, though, just for good measure.
I like that you always put a philosophical thought in your video, here about how we show ourselves..
Keep up the good work !
(also your burakumin video gave me a good grade for my history class ty)
GAMERS RISE UP!!
>opens video from channel i like
>gets directly insulted in the first five seconds
"That's ridiculous, we can't all be that petty"
*_glances over entirety of human race from start to now_*
I hope you keep the videos coming. Great channel Hadfield!
your wife is a true MVP
Yeah she's the best.
E-Ma wait what does she do
she's the camerawoman.
la .alEksolas. Francesco will be sad to hear he's now being considered my wife.
oh, i was wrong? then who... wait, i'm confused. who are these people.
Loved the light-hearted video! The serious videos are amazing, too, of course; I just want to voice that the more playful videos are perfect for the series as well (:
The sass intensifies
And it is delightful.
Great video as always.
One day, I hope to see the incredible places that you've shown us in this series -- & maybe even gain some of the insight that you have as well.
"and you're probably thinking we can't ALL be that petty, and yet we are" best line of the video
I did not expect something this hilarious from this channel. Reminds me why I fucking love rare earth so much.
Interesting way to start the video. Pretty funny, never thought a video like this would come out if this channel. Till the facts started dropping that is.
Awesome video! This is one of my favorites.
This is a great video, Evan! And I really appreciate your deadpan self-deprecating sense of humor. What you were talking about as status symbols is spot on - there's a book called SPENT: Sex, Evolution and Consumer Behavior, which talks about exactly how these fitness indicators evolved and how they've become largely irrelevant (though still important) in our current world. Definitely recommend checking it out!
This might actually be one of the most interesting videos I have seen from Rare Earth so far. I like the more comparative style rather than just focusing on the location they are at.
The perfect delivery of those first few lines was priceless
I had to look up what gamergaters were lol. So what have they got against Evan? He doesn't appear to be a woman, or a gaming journalist lol
I haven't seen any comments by them in previous videos. What did I miss, exactly?
It's a throwaway joke. Don't read too far into it.
@GambitsEnd so you're saying you support sexual harassment?
The joke is that he knew it existed and was parodying videos that targeted them I'm pretty sure. GamerGate wasn't against woman. Just giving you a heads up.
@S Bonel
the events of the gamergate incident also spawned another movement that supports ethical journalism by calling out dishonest reviews, and this movement has absolutely nothing to do with sexual harassment or misogyny.
Most underrated channel on yt. thank you and keep it up
Is it just me or is Evan getting snarkier the longer he travels?
eustacia03 It's the heat. Getting to his head, the inner demons are approaching.
no but hes getting hotter
its called world weary.. you start to see the world as it truly is.
You have got a talent my friend...and you found it with this channel.
Love the witty writing in this episode. Keep up the good work. From 🇺🇸 ✌️ 🇨🇦
Another great insightful vid. Keep it up guys
I live in a western democratic society, and I find pasty white to be most attractive in females :O
O:
I prefer women have the pasty, pink, and pale look which i why i normal only date other gingers.
wow like always, you propose ideas which blows my mind! And inspires me to research more. For example i didn't realise that the obsession of my fellow asian counterparts born & raised in asia, may have existed well before western influences. And that makes sense - the poorer workers in outdoor labour type jobs would dream of being one of the rich & well connected upper class who would be indoors mostly and therefore paler.
I love the straight shade being thrown, though I think that's counterintuitive if they wanted the metaphorical tan.
The only educational channel on CZcams that knows how to truly bring the sassy attitude. Rare Earth rocks!!
Your end credits always amuse me. :)
Witty and knowledgeable with beautiful scenes from the dedicated work of edit. Thanks!
Yes...your video hit the nail on the head!...👍..
Different cultures treasure/worship different stuff...
Thanks for sharing
you are a gem. You just gave me new perspective on some stuff.
An amazing video brother keep up the great work
Damn, you guys are good. Interesting and unusual content, well presented. You may be a small team, but you are putting out pro quality work.
"The lighter the skin, the higher the skies."
I'm a redhead...so might as well be a quadrillionaire.
Just keep binging just keep binging just keep binging binging binging. As a translucent human this really hit the spot. Please keep doing what you're doing so I can binge watch forever. Thanks for existing, I know it wasn't your choice but I'm grateful anyway.
i'm in buenos aires as a tourist right now and i've been thinking a lot about how people perceive me here and this video was really enlightening. god i love this channel so much
Great video, really makes me reflect.
In my case working out side in construction for 20 years earned me a stage four skin cancer diagnosis in2010. Now 2018 still here. Moral of the story is cover up live longer and never try to change that which is natural to you sun tans are skin damage not a fashion statement
So would you say that It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish?
Great content as always
You're videos are amazing!
Tanning-
Preparing your skin with a nice bronze color to attract and impress oncologists.
The sun is a nuclear DNA re-arranger.
@@A_name_is_a_name
I am confused by your response.
It seems you are implying that in texas
you need to risk dying of cancer just to impress ignorant people?
*The sun *IS A DEADLY LASER*
"... and yet, we are." Ah yes, one of the great "joys" of self discovery (natch, it's rarely a joy in the actual moment of discovery :P) is just how petty, crazy, weird, jerkish, fooled, and hoist on our own petard we are and can be, no matter how aware and "rational" we think we are. :) And even more "amusing" is how often we can discover that.... At least once we get over that shock, we've got new insights and new freedom to actually be as we'd like to be. Thanks Evan, this is a great channel, love the spotlight you shine to challenge my automatic, already knowing.
All jokes aside, this video reminded me that we really do live in a society
First video of yours I've ever had not fully agreed with. But still great video!
Love the closing titles.
Whatever your political views, no matter how obnoxious they may be sometimes - you really have some of the most amazing videos I've ever seen. Beautiful commentary and cinematography, and incredibly captivating. Never stop, you beautiful human being.
Dude you guys film a lot of stuff in Chile I love Chile it is my home land and planning to go back when I retire been away since 1980 time to go home.....thanks for the awesome videos keep up the great work....
Rare earth is changing my mindset day by day
love the creative end credit, lol
Thank you for this video. Recently I moved to Malta and while some people are having darker tan already, I am still pure snow - I am too terrible at tanning and handle Sun quite poorly.
It's almost like humans instinctively form dominance hierarchies.
So you're saying we should organize our societies along the lines of the lobsters?
Well played.
oh boi
Q lobster jokes
It's almost like everything looks likes nail when a hammer is your only tool.
This is brilliant
The jokes in this one got me pretty damn good. Keep it up, this series is amazing and really speaks to me. Each episode is thought provoking and entertaining and compels me to share your work with everyone I know. This sort of effort to explore and understand our history, cultures, and humanity is what ultimately makes the world a better place. I hope more eyes continue to fall on this series, and if I wasn't a broke ass kid, I'd be all over that patreon. Thanks so much for your inspiring hard work and insightful storytelling, these videos are one of the things I look forward to most each week!
Quite honestly, I have absolutely no expectation that anyone gives to our Patreon. I truly, genuinely, appreciate you coming to watch our videos. I'd make them if we got zero donations, because to me having you watch is the whole point.
You're killing it just by being here. Thanks so much!
I love your end credits.
I saw the title and immediately thought “Finally an auto biography”
~2:23 It's really a bit of both; plenty of cultures viewed light skin as favourable due to tans being associated with outdoor labour, but other cultures only view light skin as favourable due to more recent western influence. In Black Americans and Caribbeans, for example (especially the latter), colourism came about based on the better treatment of mixed race people compared to people with more African ancestry/darker skin. In India, meanwhile, dark skin used to be seen as desirable (I'm not sure if there was any specific reason for this, but old Indian texts certainly glorify dark skin), whereas colorism and skin bleaching is a big issue in modern India.
"But it is about virgins; pale ones"
Well you threw that at me like a brick didn't you?
Amazing content! 👍👍
10 out of 10 as always. Patreon activated.
love your vids!
This was a plot-point in the 1994 film Rapa Nui. When I first saw the movie as a young teenager, I presumed the entire movie was conjecture. But since then, I went and looked it up. While they didn't get everything quite right for plot and time reasons, it really surprised me how much of the film turned out to be evidence based. Easter Island is quite the curiosity, isolated as it is.
Well done, Evan.
Thank you for this video. I am comfortable with my skin now.
Thank you for the movie.
Geat episode. As per the title, I think it's 'clickbait done right'. Attention grabbing without being annoying.
“We can’t all be that petty, and yet we are” lol so true, good video
Very interesting video!
I'm also terrible at tanning. and no, not because i dont have time to sunbathe. I'm either paper white or cherry red. 15 minutes in a field in new england on a pleasant spring morning... and I'll be peeling for 3 days. and nope, i wont burn once and then tan. i'll just burn again and again and again.
you guys are great
Thinking is an art, It can be taught !
im so honoured to have a video made for me although i prefer the term " whiter than wonderbread "
This series has made me think more than many of the courses I had in college
I've seen some gorgeous pale skinned people. Dark and light skin as well as in betweens can look so gorgeous.
You were great on the Trailer Park Boys podcash. What does it say about me, I’m subscribed to your channel and the trailer park boys.
That thumbnail is gold.
very true, good video guys =)
I click on the god damn notification and am instantly hit with quality content. You sir, are a god.
Goddamn weebs
JJAB91 what?
I'm a weeb so I'm allowed o make fun of other weebs
is this one of the rare pepes?
lol I don't put any effort into projecting my status day-to-day, at least not consciously. I always knew I've been doing something wrong...
You are not the only one, being a fair haired Scot I also have a hard time to get a healthy glow. Most of the time I go a bright pink and then back to pale. So I can sympathise with you.
initially thought this was going to be a pseudo-rant about trolls in the comments then i felt guilty after the video for thinking you'd stoop to that level. i'd never knew about the whole 'sending virgins to caves' thing, pretty cool.
That thumb!! "Sugar!!" from MiB. Recall?
Why does it sound like the intro to "Goodbye" by toe is playing in the background for a good percentage of the video?
The Human Condition, is endlessly fascinating.
That's just so accurate.
Oh my god the burns!
Is it possible than rather than a symbol of richness tanning could be more related to a symbol of health? It implies you are strong enough to go outside and work or face the elements, that you have the energy to be social and outgoing. I think that our apparent inherent attraction to tanning is more primal than social imposed.
Are you telling me as a "tan" skin brown guy, I'd be considered a multi-millionaire in Canada.
What would a black guy be considered - a billionaire ??
You've got to find that balance point before the racism kicks in...
I think naturally untanned people envy people who are tanned, and vice versa. I would sure like the bronze of a greek or turk f.ex.
@@Brakvash and I'm proud to be white. Wait a minute, am I allowed to...
Well, if your natrually tan or brown it's not impressive. That's like a fat chic with big tits or skinny guy with abs, it doesn't count.
What about someone with non opaque skin?
that end screen is iconic tho
Wow.... I should have known it was just a matter of time before your channel went off the rails.... doggone it...
Great vid.. It's funny how everyone tries to act like they don't care what others think... Yet everyone spends hours a day primping to make sure they look good for.... Themselves... Right.