Gary Litter - Cat Lover (Stinky Affair)

Verse 1:
Jake's got a soft spot for felines,
Whiskers and purrs, they make him smile.
But every time he walks through the door,
That scent of cat piss hits him hardcore.
Pre-Chorus:
He tries to ignore it, tries to breathe easy,
But that ammonia sting makes him queasy.
Oh Jake, oh Jake, what a paradox,
You love those cats, but that smell's your detox.
Chorus:
Cat lover, cat lover, in a stinky affair,
Paws on your heart, but that cat piss fills the air.
Cat lover, cat lover, it's a compromise,
Furry friends bring joy, but that scent, oh my!
Verse 2:
Jake's got a litter box in every room,
Scooping up clumps in the afternoon.
He cuddles them close, hears their gentle purrs,
But that lingering odor, it still recurs.
Pre-Chorus:
He lights up a candle, sprays some perfume,
Anything to dispel that feline perfume.
Oh Jake, oh Jake, such a loyal friend,
You'll put up with anything 'til the end.
Chorus:
Cat lover, cat lover, in a stinky affair,
Paws on your heart, but that cat piss fills the air.
Cat lover, cat lover, it's a compromise,
Furry friends bring joy, but that scent, oh my!
Bridge:
Maybe it's worth it, for the love they give,
Those whiskers, those purrs, the reason you live.
But as you scrub and you scrub, trying to erase,
That cat piss smell, in this quirky embrace.
Chorus:
Cat lover, cat lover, in a stinky affair,
Paws on your heart, but that cat piss fills the air.
Cat lover, cat lover, it's a compromise,
Furry friends bring joy, but that scent, oh my!