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  • / pleasedontdestroy
    featuring Chloe Troast
    directed by Russell Katz and Juan Quimper
    sound by Josh Gleiser
    edited by Russell Katz

Komentáře • 534

  • @seanincredible04
    @seanincredible04 Před 2 lety +983

    "I said we can start practicing tomorrow! I'm free all day!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 That line put me over!

  • @koldkilla777
    @koldkilla777 Před 2 lety +912

    "This piece of junk? Its just a tiny guitar I play when I'm pissed off."

    • @RaymondBerg
      @RaymondBerg Před 2 lety +14

      This gets me every effing time.

  • @brendanfox2623
    @brendanfox2623 Před 2 lety +319

    "in the fall?!? fuck you, congrats, fuck, no" had me rolling

  • @zeinfeld
    @zeinfeld Před 2 lety +1914

    the delivery on “i wanna kill that guy” is SO funny

    • @ThoseMovieDudes
      @ThoseMovieDudes Před 2 lety +86

      I really thought the video was gonna follow that line and they were gonna plan how to kill the dude then carry it out.

    • @ramonm323
      @ramonm323 Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah totally

  • @evanlaux3623
    @evanlaux3623 Před 2 lety +760

    Bruh I lost it at the “I said shut up Martin”

  • @haleyarmstrong8595
    @haleyarmstrong8595 Před 2 lety +1341

    "Now I'm gonna end up a Twitch streamer, just like my dad" SENT me 😂💀😂💀😂

  • @Yimello
    @Yimello Před 2 lety +1121

    What happens when they find out he's only able to play Coldplay songs?

    • @a_minor
      @a_minor Před 2 lety +2

      Kill

    • @chrisserrific
      @chrisserrific Před 2 lety +18

      I thought that was Bitter Sweet Symphony by the Verve.... I'm stoned as hell though...

    • @ekulio
      @ekulio Před 2 lety +16

      @@chrisserrific It was Clocks by Coldplay

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray Před 2 lety +5

      I was so into the vid I completely missed all the Coldplay stuff until I saw comments here.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray Před 2 lety

      @@chrisserrific I can see that ... 🙂

  • @maxfromNC
    @maxfromNC Před 2 lety +691

    “don’t you sometimes feel like the stars are shining just for us” is that a fucking coldplay reference

    • @seth5394
      @seth5394 Před 2 lety +64

      they play a coldplay song so that is a proper assumption

    • @arthurisherwood-mote1472
      @arthurisherwood-mote1472 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seth5394 Fix You and Speed of Sound.

    • @aadcash3600
      @aadcash3600 Před 2 lety +14

      @@arthurisherwood-mote1472 nope, the second one is Clocks.

    • @dacotahh8787
      @dacotahh8787 Před 7 měsíci

      Good catch I totally missed that

  • @milesorvetti2115
    @milesorvetti2115 Před 2 lety +2854

    I'm binge watching all of these now that they got on SNL.

  • @megneg1654
    @megneg1654 Před 2 lety +316

    Cannot explain the joy/dread the line “look,,,the stars went out” bring me

    • @anewstyle66
      @anewstyle66 Před rokem +11

      For real. It’s so absurd yet profound

    • @migduh
      @migduh Před rokem +3

      Reminds me of that short story, Nine Billion Names of God

    • @kung-foo4721
      @kung-foo4721 Před rokem +3

      @@migduh I just google that story, sounds really good. I have to read it sometime. I’ve read a little bit of Arthur C. Clarke but it was years ago. I’m glad I stumbled upon this, and in the comments of a PDD video, nice!lol thanks.

  • @howdier0362
    @howdier0362 Před 2 lety +256

    "They told me life would be full of surprises, but i didn't expect this" such a good line

  • @QJDWG
    @QJDWG Před rokem +67

    "Not even the ice cubes, bitch." This skit is full of so many hilariously memorable one-liners.

  • @TehEeveeGeneral
    @TehEeveeGeneral Před 2 lety +439

    The smug little laugh after he revealed he never meant to give away all his mom's fridge food reeked with authenticity. So accurate. Alarming, really.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray Před 2 lety +11

      They’re all quite good actors will great delivery!

  • @reckfit8591
    @reckfit8591 Před 2 lety +953

    This made 7 minutes feel like a hour. In a good way. Yall told a beautiful story. Yet a comedy.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 Před 2 lety +226

    This is how all professional musicians start their career.

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla Před 2 lety +1

      You laid down the truth and everyone is scared to know it.

  • @camspar3553
    @camspar3553 Před 2 lety +478

    These videos always toe the line between batsh*t crazy and heartwarming and I. Love. That.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte Před 2 lety +3

      also the line between lame and awesome, somehow being both at the same time

  • @maryelizabethmartinez6940
    @maryelizabethmartinez6940 Před 2 lety +93

    The “mediocre percussionists” killed me

  • @Merztastic
    @Merztastic Před 5 lety +154

    I had no idea where this was going the entire time/10

  • @JezeusD
    @JezeusD Před 2 lety +66

    "I'm a big stinky fat WET dreamer" 😂😂😂 wheeeeeeeze!

  • @TomMcGovern
    @TomMcGovern Před 3 lety +102

    delivery on "It's been our dream since 8th grade" deserves an award

  • @grey6800
    @grey6800 Před rokem +55

    Why is no one talking about the bit where john says “if im honest, i do. i rarely watch the NBA, I have no idea what their bodies look like.” And martin and ben say “you dont even play basketball!” And john says “I said we could practice after graduation tomorrow, im free all day” I AM DEAD. Johns delivery in hilarious

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Před 3 měsíci +3

    And all four of them are on SNL now. Life is awesome 😂😂😂

  • @bjmb7529
    @bjmb7529 Před 2 lety +23

    I died when Martin said he was "as dumb as a dog".

  • @eshan9495
    @eshan9495 Před 2 lety +42

    "look, the stars went out" HAHAH

  • @sydneygusick589
    @sydneygusick589 Před 2 lety +18

    "I just popped in to use your bathroom" is my favorite line

  • @justsaying5549
    @justsaying5549 Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Its just a tiny guitar I play when I'm pissed off"😂

  • @bricked2343
    @bricked2343 Před 2 lety +482

    Anyone else wondering how these guys have so few subscribers, and why they stopped making videos 11 months ago, and why they have so few videos, and how that ended up with them on SNL? These guys are hilarious! Make more!

    • @luciediatta447
      @luciediatta447 Před 2 lety +24

      I found them first on tik tok they’re so funny

    • @babygrinchbinch
      @babygrinchbinch Před 2 lety +110

      they recently blew up on twitter and tiktok, and two of their dads are current or former writers on SNL lol

    • @natyinthehouse
      @natyinthehouse Před 2 lety +25

      @@babygrinchbinch wait, really….. like that seems like it would be the plot of a sketch that would be featured on this channel….

    • @austinfull8941
      @austinfull8941 Před 2 lety +123

      Martin and John are the sons of long time SNL Writers Tim Herlihy and Steve Higgins (yes Higgins from the Fallon show) so nepotism to answer your question but still they are hilarious and deserve getting the gig even tho they're backed by their parents

    • @bricked2343
      @bricked2343 Před 2 lety +9

      @@austinfull8941 Interesting! They are hilarious. Best sketches each week.

  • @that1monk
    @that1monk Před 2 lety +135

    that was the most heartwarming story i've seen since forever.

  • @natekeller1569
    @natekeller1569 Před 2 lety +63

    The writing of these sketches is so unreal

  • @sammikinsderp
    @sammikinsderp Před 5 lety +287

    I couldn't stop smiling from amusement. Weird and hilarious.

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Před rokem +6

    "Not even the icecubes bitch" really should have caught on. That line is amazing.

  • @JeremyPickett
    @JeremyPickett Před 2 lety +19

    "it's just a tiny guitar..." I snorted so loud at that one.

  • @DanCicala
    @DanCicala Před 2 lety +34

    2.5 years later and I still have Coldplay stuck in my head thanks to this video. Has comedy gone too far?

  • @AAGEnzee
    @AAGEnzee Před 2 lety +15

    ok.. right after she asks for two mediocre percussionists, even though i knew it was coming, it still got me.

  • @awefulchaos821
    @awefulchaos821 Před rokem +8

    "Every morning I wake up and I think about dribbling, I think about dunking. Do you know why? Because I'm a dreamer."

  • @AnnaRussett
    @AnnaRussett Před 2 lety +21

    "i'm going to end up a twitch streamer just like my dad"

  • @buzzthebuzzard5267
    @buzzthebuzzard5267 Před 5 lety +302

    I like how everyone is thanking Phil for the secret link but no one is thanking *please don't destroy* for making the video.

    • @mr.e7862
      @mr.e7862 Před 5 lety +1

      Buzz The Buzzard ikr. It’s not like Phil can hear them.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 Před 5 lety +4

      @Buzz The Buzzard true, but I’d never have found this without the secret link - when someone gives you directions do you thank them or the people at your destination?
      Plus I think my sub is thanks enough...jk kinda. 😉

    • @TryMyMartini
      @TryMyMartini Před 2 lety +1

      @@PoppyCorn144 What are you guys talking about?

  • @Anilikedifranco
    @Anilikedifranco Před 2 lety +119

    the delivery at 2:27 sounds exactly like drew gooden

  • @bleachedbonez
    @bleachedbonez Před 2 lety +16

    I love “sorry I just dropped in to use the bathroom” and it’s his house

  • @HadenGregory
    @HadenGregory Před 6 měsíci +7

    I come back to this video every once in a while. It just reminds me of my childhood and teen years. Some of us, like Jon, live our lives in relation to others. For them, the dream is always "Me and my boys will move to LA and become Lakers" or "Me and my boys will create a hyper-successful company and get rich together." But you can't live your whole life with your friends, and one day you realize that you all are going to have separate paths in life. Even if you love each other, you can't all pursue the same dream together. And it sucks.

  • @jeremyrosal6049
    @jeremyrosal6049 Před 5 lety +87

    Surprised this channel doesn't have more subs. These guys have some real talent. I enjoyed pretty much all the way through.

  • @jamisonrosales5959
    @jamisonrosales5959 Před 2 lety +15

    “The stars went out” 💀

  • @EliasGitterman
    @EliasGitterman Před 2 lety +28

    The percussion bit got me so hard 😆😆😆😂😂😂

  • @turkeyjerky3689
    @turkeyjerky3689 Před rokem +3

    Most underrated line “I just stopped in to use your bathroom”

  • @jedidiahm6437
    @jedidiahm6437 Před 2 lety +17

    The looks he starts giving as they are dancing are legendary.

  • @simbasniper8791
    @simbasniper8791 Před 5 lety +17

    That violin playing posture hurt my eyes

  • @gunner4002
    @gunner4002 Před 5 lety +26

    what did i just watch.
    and how was it so beautiful?

  • @mariannehanley3151
    @mariannehanley3151 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Me too...binge watching!!
    They r a super funny trio!!!

  • @Alan.espinoza96
    @Alan.espinoza96 Před 2 lety +19

    The face he makes after “John have you looked at your body?” 💀💀😂😂

  • @SophiaMariahBeckett
    @SophiaMariahBeckett Před 5 měsíci +2

    Tony Carberini and Jerry Diarrhea, they come up with the best names 😂😂

  • @normdeplume4082
    @normdeplume4082 Před 5 lety +31

    That white boy dancing though!!!

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 Před 5 lety +41

    I learned a long time ago to always click the secret link. Monday through Friday, it never disappoints. Great video!

  • @ethanbrozka9796
    @ethanbrozka9796 Před 2 lety +27

    This has big ITYSL energy and I hope it sticks around on SNL.

  • @hunterwhite257
    @hunterwhite257 Před 2 lety +5

    "Just a tiny guitar I play when Im pissed off" lmaooo

  • @CreativeC13
    @CreativeC13 Před 2 lety +20

    The way I've recently started carrying my adderall in tic tac containers and then I see this skit 😭😭

  • @Jake-hg3bq
    @Jake-hg3bq Před 2 lety +12

    I lost it once he started playing two melodies at once

  • @braileywhite7232
    @braileywhite7232 Před 2 lety +12

    I watch this sketch at least twice a month. It still makes me laugh every time

  • @pileofwit
    @pileofwit Před 2 lety +7

    This could be difficultlingly spun into a 3 hour epic teen movie. I'd propose the title "SUPERGOOD"

  • @jozephusmusic
    @jozephusmusic Před 2 lety +10

    Such good actors. I love the tension in these scenes

  • @radificationnation
    @radificationnation Před 3 lety +26

    Strange but amazing. And very well produced! Looking forward to more of these!

  • @self-consciousmess
    @self-consciousmess Před 5 lety +93

    Pretty great secret link today!
    (EDIT) Oh gawd why so many likes

    • @maximekarman3155
      @maximekarman3155 Před 5 lety

      At first I thought is was another stupidly random one but it’s one of my favorites now

    • @plomo9
      @plomo9 Před 5 lety

      'Zactly subbed

  • @SlemonyGas
    @SlemonyGas Před 5 lety +93

    Surprisingly watched the whole thing. Nice job.

    • @MrFireChops
      @MrFireChops Před 3 lety +1

      Lol me too

    • @retsuza
      @retsuza Před rokem +2

      It's less than 7 minutes long lol does the TikTok generation have any attention span left

  • @BXM922
    @BXM922 Před 2 lety +18

    just watching all your mannerisms towards each other in the first minute hooked me on your channel guys, you guys are hilarious

  • @MoA-Reload...
    @MoA-Reload... Před 5 lety +27

    Nice secret link today and props to the dude wearing the Scotland T :) Hi fae a bonny Scot....well actually it's a not so sunny N.Ireland but I am a Scotsman :)

  • @Indomitable_Alykat
    @Indomitable_Alykat Před 2 lety +5

    I cherish you guys. Please never stop making videos. Comedy is y'all's calling 🙏🏼

  • @eugenemleblanc
    @eugenemleblanc Před 3 lety +36

    So well written: funny, surprising and kinda emotional you all rock

  • @zobot
    @zobot Před 3 lety +29

    I'm crying and I can't tell from which emotion, u guys r dope 🌈 too good

  • @cjwrightmusic
    @cjwrightmusic Před 6 měsíci +2

    Yo all these people are on SNO now even Chloe Troast!!

  • @JakeWeddle
    @JakeWeddle Před 3 lety +2

    These videos are amazing and I'm so glad I found this channel

  • @JuanesYEG
    @JuanesYEG Před 5 lety +5

    This is honestly really good, great job!

  • @WilsonWolf444
    @WilsonWolf444 Před 2 lety +3

    Every second of this video is pure gold

  • @MrJdblanco17
    @MrJdblanco17 Před 5 lety +4

    This is F*CK*NG GOLD!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Phil!

  • @NiamonDrox
    @NiamonDrox Před 5 lety +11

    it's been over 22years since i held a violin... but... the way he held the fiddlestick... it ripped my soul apart... :(

  • @dannymoreno15
    @dannymoreno15 Před 2 lety +3

    So many awesome jokes packed into this sketch 😂

  • @SamSchowalterComedy
    @SamSchowalterComedy Před 3 lety +5

    One of the funniest videos I’ve ever stumbled upon. Just great

  • @glitterspray
    @glitterspray Před 2 lety +2

    I really really love this. I was getting tears in my eyes at the end!

  • @YourFourthCousin
    @YourFourthCousin Před 3 lety +2

    I've never stopped watching this

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice Před rokem

    The cinematography is so needlessly beautiful

  • @lauriehoule9889
    @lauriehoule9889 Před 2 lety

    These guys are fantastic!!!!! Love em!

  • @The_Irish_Artist
    @The_Irish_Artist Před 5 lety +4

    one of the greatest pieces of film ever made

  • @jamespost3582
    @jamespost3582 Před 2 lety +2

    This is giving so much good neighbor energy bravo

  • @YzerWings
    @YzerWings Před 3 měsíci

    This is my favorite skit so far

  • @joanneweiss3864
    @joanneweiss3864 Před 2 lety +6

    Hahaha me too and I'm 64 but these guys are hilarious AF & are my son & 2 best friends 10 yrs ago😂😂😂

  • @lanharvids
    @lanharvids Před 2 lety +1

    "I said shut up Martin..."

  • @goldbigeagle6772
    @goldbigeagle6772 Před rokem

    holy shit perfect all around, the pacing is just perfect really modern stuff

  • @michaeltobin6674
    @michaeltobin6674 Před 2 lety +1

    when the stars come back...all the feels

  • @imaytag
    @imaytag Před 5 lety +8

    This is great! I should click the secret link more often!

  • @Novazon2
    @Novazon2 Před 5 lety +28

    This was genuinely funny. I wasn't gonna watch the whole thing, but did anyway. Happy I did.
    Philip Defranco sent us

  • @adlailake
    @adlailake Před 5 lety +2

    This has Dancer, Texas vibes all over it :) Great work!

  • @SlickTactics
    @SlickTactics Před 2 lety +1

    Never knew about this until SNL. Theses vids are great

  • @cierrablue
    @cierrablue Před 5 lety +4

    So good. So so good.

  • @niccolowmusic1092
    @niccolowmusic1092 Před 5 lety +1

    This is amazing.

  • @zackgammon2554
    @zackgammon2554 Před 5 lety +5

    Superbly odd, and randomly fantastic!

  • @boshb2569
    @boshb2569 Před rokem +1

    Please don't destroy is the best part of SNL

  • @athenasrevenge93
    @athenasrevenge93 Před 5 lety +2

    This was amazing, I'd love to see where this goes.

  • @MrJakrab
    @MrJakrab Před 5 lety +5

    This guy dosent know whats comin! Dope vid!

  • @martinbriner7022
    @martinbriner7022 Před měsícem +1

    perfection

  • @AshleysCamera
    @AshleysCamera Před 2 lety +2

    This is hilarious, you guys are great.

  • @spottedranch4810
    @spottedranch4810 Před 5 lety +1

    Awesome secret link, love a great short video.

  • @tomdnyc1
    @tomdnyc1 Před 5 lety +13

    The goal of life is simple: try your hardest to play for some kind of Lakers with your friends. Vid was siiick...