Too Many Coffee Creamers: A Taste Test

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  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
  • Just a little fun exploring the unknown (to me, anyway) world of coffee creamers. When did it get so weird?! No links to products on this one, but many thanks to a couple of kind Patron supporters who helped overcome the challenges of getting some of these out of the US into the UK!
    Chapters/Categories:
    0:00 Intro
    2:25 Original/unflavoured
    2:58 Vanillas
    4:12 Hazelnut
    5:09 The National Crèmes
    6:15 A World Of Flavours!
    8:56 Branded Flavours
    13:35 Outro/Wrap Up
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  • @MrTendentious
    @MrTendentious Před 11 měsíci +2194

    I feel that it’s not entirely coincidental that most of the creamer containers look like they should be holding fabric conditioners.

    • @pascal6871
      @pascal6871 Před 11 měsíci +52

      Lmao that was exactly what I was thinking

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 11 měsíci +78

      They could have gone for milk jug style, but no. Fabric softener

    • @fclp67
      @fclp67 Před 11 měsíci +38

      Makes me wanna drink a bottle of Tide

    • @CarlosPriego
      @CarlosPriego Před 11 měsíci +88

      My wife was half-watching this next to me and asked me why James was drinking fabric softener 🤣

    • @golach420
      @golach420 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Fabric conditioner goes better with coffee. Lol

  • @SovietGrazz
    @SovietGrazz Před 11 měsíci +10494

    'Homemade coffee creamer' is just the type of weird, hilarious vibe I love from this channel. Go for it!

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Před 11 měsíci +307

      I never knew I'd be interested in that, but now I am

    •  Před 11 měsíci +198

      I'm in. There's high quality milk powders, that could be a place to start.

    • @jameshoffmann
      @jameshoffmann  Před 11 měsíci +2490

      I am very tempted to make it

    • @tyger1147
      @tyger1147 Před 11 měsíci +119

      I’m seconding, thirding, and fourthing this!!

    • @berlinberlin4246
      @berlinberlin4246 Před 11 měsíci +86

      Yes please, I wish a type with out sugar.

  • @MissSarahndipity
    @MissSarahndipity Před 10 měsíci +1921

    The non slurp is one of the most brilliant and considerate things I have ever seen someone do. Bravo. 🙌

    • @minoena
      @minoena Před 7 měsíci +76

      legit! i didn’t even realize how much i hated the sound until he started lol. so glad he made an option for it to be off

    • @Luisc7410
      @Luisc7410 Před 5 měsíci +12

      Yes! Loved it! ❤

    • @Jamie1998l
      @Jamie1998l Před 5 měsíci +26

      It’s a great idea. I always ended up having to turn off the video despite it being interesting because the slurping got too much. This is a game changer

    • @peter_panarchy
      @peter_panarchy Před 5 měsíci +4

      This!!!

    • @memarilicorice
      @memarilicorice Před 5 měsíci +17

      It's really such a beautiful option for those of us with misophonia.

  • @unholyglee5306
    @unholyglee5306 Před 8 měsíci +927

    Watching him slowly descend into madness is always the best part of these kind of videos

    • @dhanshreea
      @dhanshreea Před 7 měsíci +7

      Super underrated comment on this video!

    • @mmazz414
      @mmazz414 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Hahahahha yesssss agreed

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 Před 7 měsíci +15

      the mint breakdown 😂

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 Před 7 měsíci +19

      and the rice krispie spoonful 😂

    • @eddiefalcon8316
      @eddiefalcon8316 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I don’t even use creamer but I love to watch his comments. 😂

  • @Sangraven13
    @Sangraven13 Před 11 měsíci +1450

    The awkwardness with which he says "popped tart" fills me with such joy. Keep being awesome, James.

    • @ksavage681
      @ksavage681 Před 11 měsíci +15

      I'm gonna call them popping tarts. I invented that one.

    • @thestrangegreenman
      @thestrangegreenman Před 11 měsíci +100

      "Mother, I wish to enjoy popped tarts to break my fast, as the other children do."

    • @TexasMike713
      @TexasMike713 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Dear lord my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

    • @benhopwood4442
      @benhopwood4442 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Big Mr Burns energy

  • @Benisued
    @Benisued Před 11 měsíci +1772

    The slurp audio thing is genius, I wonder what other creative things people can do with that

    • @nugrohosumanto6390
      @nugrohosumanto6390 Před 11 měsíci +200

      Do you know Hames Joffmann?

    • @mixswist
      @mixswist Před 11 měsíci +164

      How about, extra slurp?
      asking for a friend.

    • @playmaka2007
      @playmaka2007 Před 11 měsíci +41

      Absolute genius, although I think it should be flipped: no slurps as default and people can choose to turn it on for the pain.

    • @Eyeclops_
      @Eyeclops_ Před 11 měsíci +6

      He's done another thing with it on his Patreon that I thought was clever. I'd go into more details, but I don't want to spoil it!

    • @jameshoffmann
      @jameshoffmann  Před 11 měsíci +298

      Custom titles for audio tracks has been requested to CZcams but I honestly don't know if they'll ever do it. I suspect there's a tonne of ways it could be abused that I haven't thought about...

  • @peteroselador6132
    @peteroselador6132 Před 10 měsíci +143

    “Nestlé, you have a *stellar* reputation otherwise so I don’t know why I’m surprised at this”
    That had me D E A D

  • @stephaniekayser9254
    @stephaniekayser9254 Před 10 měsíci +155

    I run a few coffee shops and am obsessed with the perfect shot, using only the best single origin coffee I can find .. I tirelessly train my staff in perfect extraction.. and at home I dump vanilla international delights into my muddy French press coffee and I LOVE IT. xo

    • @ameliadubs4616
      @ameliadubs4616 Před 4 měsíci

      That's how you make good coffee@@sa-kf6ec - I worked at a cafe and we tirelessly honed in our espresso shots and brewed coffee roasts. When customers go to an artisanal place, they expect damn good coffee.

    • @mr_red13
      @mr_red13 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@sa-kf6ecI was annoyed at reading your comment

    • @jeffreyhymas6803
      @jeffreyhymas6803 Před měsícem +5

      I'm late to the party but I don't care, this comment is great. Like Gordon Ramsey getting a Big Mac on his way home from work. Brilliant.

    • @mr_red13
      @mr_red13 Před měsícem

      @@jeffreyhymas6803 how brilliant is it?

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer Před 4 dny

      ​@@mr_red13I would say about 6 or 7 brilliant

  • @jmdoe5822
    @jmdoe5822 Před 11 měsíci +700

    James' insistence in calling them "popped tarts" is so endearing.

    • @disco_bard
      @disco_bard Před 11 měsíci +32

      THE popped tarts lol

    • @M.E.M.O.10-50
      @M.E.M.O.10-50 Před 11 měsíci +4

      adorable

    • @forgoodforall
      @forgoodforall Před 11 měsíci +6

      THIS IS THE BEST PART OMG
      I died. Even better the second time!

    • @artbk
      @artbk Před 11 měsíci +5

      Popular tarts would've gotten me rofling

    • @MarciaDoerr
      @MarciaDoerr Před 11 měsíci +1

      And Riced Krispies!

  • @saar9639
    @saar9639 Před 11 měsíci +872

    The fact that James edited out the slurping for us is more ridiculously sweet than even these creamers. Also the silly expressions of disapproval really made me laugh.

    • @robotortoise
      @robotortoise Před 11 měsíci +2

      Yeah, that's awesome! Very clever too

    • @goodtogo2876
      @goodtogo2876 Před 11 měsíci +6

      I dont want to be "that guy", but do you understand how mich money this guy makes with this channel? He does not have to edit anything himself, be assured.

    • @tiikafiredancer5016
      @tiikafiredancer5016 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yes, thank you so much for the edit! It worked great and I appreciated the option to remove the slurps

    • @just_don_things
      @just_don_things Před 11 měsíci +29

      ​@@goodtogo2876okay, fine. The fact that James made the decision to allocate the resources and time of him and his team to make an alternate edit for people to enjoy the video more. Better?

    • @sushreeshashwata
      @sushreeshashwata Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@just_don_thingshaha i like that you took time to reply as per the commenter 😂 people don’t like other people complimenting other people also apparently. But i was genuinely delighted by the soundtrack as this is is probably the first time i have come across this.

  • @BasketOfPuppies
    @BasketOfPuppies Před 9 měsíci +115

    Love, love mint chocolate ice cream. And creamers. Honestly, you know the reason the flavor isn't as intense as you'd like: it means people use MORE CREAMER! And that means more money for Big Powder.

  • @loadingresourcesdotdot
    @loadingresourcesdotdot Před 4 měsíci +40

    Thank you for the no slurp version! I’ve never seen someone do this and it’s amazing. Definitely couldn’t have watched this without it

  • @Willjcbaker
    @Willjcbaker Před 11 měsíci +2642

    Man, I loved you before, but finding a way to deliver for both us non-slurpers and the pro-slurp wackos is absolutely saintly. A hundred thank yous James.

    • @MW9X12
      @MW9X12 Před 11 měsíci +43

      Ahem - That's only 10 thank yous... ;)

    • @koacado
      @koacado Před 11 měsíci +42

      It is a genius use of the dubbing feature congrats

    • @ondank
      @ondank Před 11 měsíci +32

      We may be wackos ... but we won. THE SLURPS HAVE RAINED SUPREME.

    • @svgPhoenix
      @svgPhoenix Před 11 měsíci +28

      Your sensory issue doesn't make "pro-slurpers" "wackos"

    • @Awemage01
      @Awemage01 Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@MW9X12 a thank-you is worth approximately 10p

  • @catpaccino
    @catpaccino Před 10 měsíci +1297

    The existence of a separate audio track, complete with NO slurps, absolutely blew my mind. I love this and I love you. 🥰☕

    • @meggymoo5496
      @meggymoo5496 Před 9 měsíci +2

      Same 😊😂

    • @mumrik
      @mumrik Před 9 měsíci +13

      I'm here for the slurps but I appreciate the effort that went into making a non slurp track.

    • @dergintas
      @dergintas Před 9 měsíci +10

      great use of this feature, thank you really apresheate it

    • @wadecodez
      @wadecodez Před 8 měsíci +1

      Anyone know how he did this? The audio lines up like perfectly

    • @loganholmes2991
      @loganholmes2991 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@wadecodezI'd assume he payed an editor to go through the audio track and cut it out

  • @jackcallahan9654
    @jackcallahan9654 Před 4 měsíci +119

    THANK YOU for the non-slurping audio option!! I have misophonia and I often have to stop watching content like this because the sounds become too bothersome for me. Never had an option like that before. It's wonderful!

    • @augustschweigeryt559
      @augustschweigeryt559 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ditto!! 👍🏻

    • @Anita-hv7np
      @Anita-hv7np Před 4 měsíci

      Double ditto!

    • @neverbeganforme
      @neverbeganforme Před 4 měsíci +5

      Get therapy you need help

    • @oscargonzalez7361
      @oscargonzalez7361 Před 3 měsíci

      Yes I have the same problem slurping or the sound of people coughing, sneezing, speaking too quickly or too slowly etc...

    • @Waff1es
      @Waff1es Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@neverbeganformemaybe learn how misophonia works before commenting on it.

  • @allyw7405
    @allyw7405 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Make and sell creamers. I’ll love the ads,
    “I don’t like creamers, but at least mines has flavours.” The Hoff.
    I promise I’ll buy two bottles.

  • @browner2003
    @browner2003 Před 11 měsíci +547

    Perfect time for Hoffman to create a homemade tiramisu flavoured creamer I think

    • @scottcampbell96
      @scottcampbell96 Před 11 měsíci +25

      Along those same lines, since he put coffee in coffee cake, he should also make coffee cake creamer to put in coffee.

    • @brutalscy7he690
      @brutalscy7he690 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Needed for sure for sure

    • @garethwesleyevans
      @garethwesleyevans Před 11 měsíci +3

      Definitely not a créme!

    • @sinocte
      @sinocte Před 11 měsíci +13

      If James could manage a really good tiramisu creamer? Well, I wouldn't give my firstborn for it... but surely he can manage with only one arm right?

    • @quellyquellquell
      @quellyquellquell Před 11 měsíci +1

      That's just eggnog

  • @p.l.g3190
    @p.l.g3190 Před 11 měsíci +469

    As one of the non-slurp crowd, I have to say your dubbed track is BRILLIANT! That you care enough to do this makes me like your work even more, and I already thought highly of you.

    • @anxen
      @anxen Před 11 měsíci +3

      How do I switch to that please I can't figure it out

    • @thespaghettibarn8931
      @thespaghettibarn8931 Před 11 měsíci +17

      ​@@anxenOn mobile it's under the settings gear menu. There's an audio track option where you can switch to English dubbed. It's probably something similar on desktop.

    • @rkb4238
      @rkb4238 Před 11 měsíci +22

      its sooo great!!! i love the creative use of this new feature of youtube and the amount of additional work the team does for the non slurp crowd is so niceeeee ❤🎉

    • @graham1034
      @graham1034 Před 11 měsíci +7

      Very much appreciated. I don't get triggered by the slurping at all but if I have a choice I'll skip it.

    • @linam97
      @linam97 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Seconded. Thanks for the non slurp!

  • @aftergrowth
    @aftergrowth Před 8 měsíci +46

    I love the part where James briefly laughs like the joker 😂

  • @mewnboy
    @mewnboy Před 4 měsíci +12

    thank you for making a non slurp track for friends w sensory issues!!!! genuinely touched my heart :,)

  • @hk4913
    @hk4913 Před 11 měsíci +612

    James laughing after having a spoonful of rice crispies creamer is so wholesome. It got the inner child out of James.

    • @maraswen5614
      @maraswen5614 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I thought that was the sugar rush hitting, but hysterically funny nonetheless!

    • @stratonarrow
      @stratonarrow Před 11 měsíci

      It really did!

    • @avargs3505
      @avargs3505 Před 11 měsíci +1

      That was so cool …just transported to candy land

    • @keerthivasans315
      @keerthivasans315 Před 11 měsíci

      @@maraswen5614 it was a little bit scary though 😂😂😂

    • @voxlin1
      @voxlin1 Před 11 měsíci

      Like a small child full of caffeine and sugar

  • @MrMrvega8
    @MrMrvega8 Před 11 měsíci +556

    Hearing James say “popped” tart is what I didn’t know I needed this Monday.

    • @antonc81
      @antonc81 Před 11 měsíci +30

      Like an alien recounting his vacation on earth “I particularly enjoyed their popped tarts and iced creams”

    • @jeanettemill1425
      @jeanettemill1425 Před 11 měsíci +3

      And he enunciates it so beautifully 🙂

    • @cheatermkcheaterson
      @cheatermkcheaterson Před 11 měsíci +7

      Makes me think of captain holt from Brooklyn 99 describing a marshmallow

    • @ryannathanwilson
      @ryannathanwilson Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@cheatermkcheaterson I felt that during the giggling of the Rice Krispies.

    • @magnit3
      @magnit3 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Seriously I enjoyed that so much. I could listen to it on loop

  • @bbypink9844
    @bbypink9844 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Oh my gosh, you’re a GENIUS for making a non-slurping version…. I’m ver impressed and thankful, love the vid!

  • @aresuna6683
    @aresuna6683 Před 6 měsíci +24

    2:33 "maybe a plant based alternative?" "YOU'RE the plant based alternative" that sequence was brilliant

  • @swirlingtoilets
    @swirlingtoilets Před 11 měsíci +471

    Also, i genuinely want to see James react to the average person's morning coffee. Like, they make it as they normally would, and James tries it and sees what the casual coffee drinker has every day
    Edit: then, James could make his preferred coffee and let them try it, and see if they genuinely prefer whatever their routine coffee is, or maybe they just hadn't been exposed to the good stuff

    • @eljefeamericano4308
      @eljefeamericano4308 Před 11 měsíci +16

      That sounds really interesting! I'd watch that!

    • @bergamt
      @bergamt Před 11 měsíci +36

      I mean I just watched him put Coffee Mate in Folgers

    • @kiddy1992
      @kiddy1992 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Wouldn't a lot be disapointing as it'd be just black coffee or maybe just a cappuccino.

    • @marcpym5251
      @marcpym5251 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@bemde that would be cool for the community, but a very biased experiment. Most people who subscribe to this channel don't anymore drink the kind of abomination most people have as a morning coffee

    • @firelunamoon
      @firelunamoon Před 11 měsíci +1

      Sounds like a lot of torture to put the poor man through 🤣

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 Před 11 měsíci +348

    I love when creators go above and beyond the norm for accessibility. It’s not just the alternate audio track, it’s also your longstanding dedication to proper subtitles. Super professional, thank you for putting in the effort.

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 Před 11 měsíci +6

      That’s so cool, I love that different dubs and sound tracks is a thing now

    • @SebastianRampe
      @SebastianRampe Před 11 měsíci +6

      I really like that I can have the slurps and people that can't stand them don't have to. Really like it.

  • @garrett3035
    @garrett3035 Před 4 měsíci +11

    The non slurp version is such an amazing idea! please keep doing this if possible!

  • @daveracer6885
    @daveracer6885 Před 10 měsíci +56

    Yes! Please teach us how to make “good” creamers at home!

  • @braydenjinx4612
    @braydenjinx4612 Před 11 měsíci +353

    The separate audio track is so amazing - that extra level of effort is insanely impressive compared to other youtubers wow.

    • @TheNinnyfee
      @TheNinnyfee Před 11 měsíci +9

      Some even mock people with misophonia and keep chewing in front of the mic. It's just disgusting behaviour.

    • @KingJerbear
      @KingJerbear Před 11 měsíci +9

      @@TheNinnyfee I would hardly call it mocking. There is a huge population of people (not including myself) that really enjoy mouth sounds and slurping for the ASMR. The beauty of CZcams is that if you're not enjoying a video you can just stop and watch something else. I rather enjoyed that he included another audio track for this one

    • @julekwpracy
      @julekwpracy Před 11 měsíci +3

      it genuinely impressed me so much

    • @swisscourthustle
      @swisscourthustle Před 11 měsíci

      I love that the option is there, but I’ll always leave the slurps on!

    • @sequenzchen3839
      @sequenzchen3839 Před 11 měsíci

      Thanks for that.

  • @timshay9503
    @timshay9503 Před 11 měsíci +550

    I love James just sitting there laughing after tasting the creamers by themselves 😂

    • @Pinkstinkie
      @Pinkstinkie Před 11 měsíci +9

      And he said they weren't fun.

    • @itzamna3080
      @itzamna3080 Před 11 měsíci +12

      Yeah, but is not a "good" laugh, it made me feel like he was losing his mind.

    • @sergep71
      @sergep71 Před 11 měsíci +3

      I think it was the caffeine driving the desire to taste those straight up😂

  • @tinagrady7839
    @tinagrady7839 Před 4 měsíci +8

    I. Am. OBSESSED. with the ability to “change the language” and make it more bearable to listen to!! ❤❤I appreciate you❤❤

  • @SirKovar
    @SirKovar Před 10 měsíci +80

    Seriously thankful for the no-slurping audio track. I'm very sensitive to various sounds and they really get grating on my ears sometimes. It helps to have just your pleasant voiceover! :)

  • @adribones
    @adribones Před 11 měsíci +256

    James’ laugh after tasting the rice crispy creamer by itself was exactly how I needed to start my morning 😆

    • @SnyperWolf101
      @SnyperWolf101 Před 11 měsíci +4

      It's such a good laugh! Also, I am hoping @hamesjoffmann can make good use of that laugh

    • @zachansen8293
      @zachansen8293 Před 11 měsíci +2

      11:25 if anyone wants to jump there.

    • @im_Spade_
      @im_Spade_ Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@SnyperWolf101bet lmao

  • @iakanoe
    @iakanoe Před 11 měsíci +146

    1:14 the way he called them "popped tarts" in English accent felt SO good

    • @Sweat_bullets
      @Sweat_bullets Před 11 měsíci +14

      The smile when he says it makes me think he’s trying to make his own rage bait

    • @oneeyedziggy2
      @oneeyedziggy2 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I just picture an over-microwaved mini fruit pie... heat it until it pops!

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug Před 11 měsíci

      Thank you so much for not saying 'British' accent!

    • @J-146
      @J-146 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Gave me serious Captain Holt vibes 😂

    • @redbirdjazzz
      @redbirdjazzz Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@J-146 Just a shame that there weren't any Marshed Mallow in the Rice Krispy Treats.

  • @heatherahansen
    @heatherahansen Před 5 měsíci +4

    Genuinely, thank you for providing an audio track without slurping! As a researcher who has and studies misophonia (an aversion to sounds like slurping), it's really cool to see! :)

  • @CrisEdmundson
    @CrisEdmundson Před 9 měsíci +9

    I ABSOLUTELY want to see you make your own creamer, that sounds like so much fun

  • @MminaMaclang
    @MminaMaclang Před 10 měsíci +393

    It's so cute when he started laughing after the Rice Krispies one. I was like, "Oh no, he's delirious now!" Hahahaha!

  • @kallisto9166
    @kallisto9166 Před 11 měsíci +91

    Thank you for letting us know that Coffee Mate Rice Krispies flavoured creamer is a powerful hallucinogenic.

  • @CarbonSolutions
    @CarbonSolutions Před 10 měsíci +17

    First James Hoffman video that came through my feed and i actually scrolled past probably a dozen times because I just didn’t get it. But turns out to maybe just be my favorite all time. Thanks for continuing to come up with great concepts and production. You’re a legend 🙌

    • @msdixie1972
      @msdixie1972 Před 5 měsíci

      He’s the Alton Brown of coffee

  • @TadyWalsh
    @TadyWalsh Před 10 měsíci +12

    This was quite possibly the funniest video you’ve done for a while. Loved it, laughed so much!

  • @kndis
    @kndis Před 11 měsíci +174

    Absolutely loved the point when James clearly hits peak sugar and caffeine 😅

  • @yeti25934
    @yeti25934 Před 11 měsíci +316

    Seeing James descend into madness while tasting these was hilarious

    • @mahoganywolf8843
      @mahoganywolf8843 Před 11 měsíci +5

      He came in with a slightly manic energy and then just gradually escalated it. Beautiful.

  • @user-ss2ky1ly3c
    @user-ss2ky1ly3c Před 5 měsíci +1

    You’re such a joy to watch. I enjoy your opinions and expertise on coffee and all related products/technology.

  • @adamsgrad93
    @adamsgrad93 Před 9 měsíci +40

    Thank you for the non slurp version! You should do some real cream flavors, Starbucks has a bunch of flavors that are pretty good.

  • @EvanEggnog
    @EvanEggnog Před 11 měsíci +165

    James trying these straight and then just giggling for a few minutes is what i am here for

    • @silmarian
      @silmarian Před 11 měsíci +7

      Yes! I feel like we went straight to Hames Joffman right in the video.

  • @stephenwolnisty4013
    @stephenwolnisty4013 Před 11 měsíci +891

    THANK YOU for including a slurp-free version of this video! This is truly a big step forward for those of us who cannot stand everyday annoyances!

    • @robyns1759
      @robyns1759 Před 11 měsíci +5

      😂🎉🙏🙏🙏

    • @ShaCaro
      @ShaCaro Před 10 měsíci +14

      I wholeheartedly agree! It's a very pleasant surprise and very very much appreciated.

    • @powerten
      @powerten Před 10 měsíci +5

      Agree. My spouse makes me turn off the tasting videos. To her worse when you’re not watching as all you hear is the scraping tone.

    • @cameronkrolik
      @cameronkrolik Před 10 měsíci +1

      I really appreciated it as well!

    • @dominusregni
      @dominusregni Před 10 měsíci +11

      I wouldn't mind the slurping, but it's SO LOUD here. So thank you for the alternate audio track for that reason.

  • @alfiecurnow7429
    @alfiecurnow7429 Před 8 měsíci +4

    As someone who works in Foreign language dubbing and subtitling, I never imaged the CZcams language assess ability feature would be used for something so unique but I do have to say you've nailed the audio editing for those that don't like a good slurp. Well worth the time I'm sure it took!

  • @nicolle2126
    @nicolle2126 Před 9 měsíci +2

    1:14 "the Popped Tarts"
    idk why he said it like that but im lowley obsessed

  • @ryanlarson243
    @ryanlarson243 Před 11 měsíci +261

    This may be my favorite video James has ever created. I learned absolutely nothing and it was amazing

    • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
      @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Před 11 měsíci +10

      "I learned absolutely nothing and it was amazing" is my new go-to t-shirt slogan

    • @drmedwuast
      @drmedwuast Před 11 měsíci

      My life's story

    • @WilliamTanksleyJr
      @WilliamTanksleyJr Před 11 měsíci +1

      I know. We knew lightly caffeinated James was good, clearly overcaffeinated James is the best.

    • @namehere4954
      @namehere4954 Před 11 měsíci

      Confirmed garbage creamers taste like garbage. As a chef, means I can trust his critiques as his palate is good.

  • @MrPaladapus
    @MrPaladapus Před 11 měsíci +120

    "Just call it almond, cowards!" loving James' fierceness this episode 🤣

  • @kaypattersonvlogs
    @kaypattersonvlogs Před 8 měsíci +1

    This is my favorite thing I've seen all week, I had a smile on my face the entire time

  • @LianaNoelle95
    @LianaNoelle95 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Chobani sweet cream coffee creamer is actually just sweetened milk/cream!! Finally someone making what you’d expect to be in the container.

  • @geolex4560
    @geolex4560 Před 11 měsíci +345

    i used to work as a manager at starbucks and one of the most popular menu items was the vanilla sweet cream cold brew, which is basically just cold brew with a splash of sweetened creamer in it. we made batches of the sweet cream itself multiple times a day, and it's literally just heavy cream, Starbucks vanilla syrup, and 2% milk. you could definitely one-up starbucks in a homemade creamer video lol

    • @dansbury
      @dansbury Před 10 měsíci +6

      He's looking for shelf-stable ones, though.

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben Před 10 měsíci +1

      I suggested he try making Starbucks drinks too!😊

    • @bethanyb66
      @bethanyb66 Před 10 měsíci +5

      I had one the other day I was like wow this tastes exactly like my coffee I make at home w Starbucks blonde iced coffee and coffeemate Italian sweet cream 😂 except it was $6

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy Před 10 měsíci +1

      If youre making homemade idk why it would need to be shelf stable?

    • @dansbury
      @dansbury Před 10 měsíci

      @@undeniablySomeGuy he talked about it in the video? Seemed to want to do it for fun.

  • @patelma49
    @patelma49 Před 11 měsíci +242

    4:23 'Oh dirty hazelnut no' is a series of words I never expected to hear out loud, but weirdly comforted by James saying it 😂

    • @Tiger21us
      @Tiger21us Před 11 měsíci

      I also loved that one 😹

    • @TommyWalker1991
      @TommyWalker1991 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Can't wait to see what Hames Joffman does with that one. 😂

    • @JoolsBurke
      @JoolsBurke Před 11 měsíci +3

      New ring tone

  • @CassBlast5
    @CassBlast5 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Hearing James call it a “popped tart” really made my day

  • @mrshitfacemcgee
    @mrshitfacemcgee Před 4 měsíci

    Wow, didn't know how much I needed that second audio option. Thank you so much !

  • @johnbricker8435
    @johnbricker8435 Před 11 měsíci +234

    We only get to see James laugh this hard when he's consumed this much sugar and caffeine this quickly lol

  • @marydavis2312
    @marydavis2312 Před 11 měsíci +283

    James, THANK YOU and your team for the second audio track with no slurps!!! It's such a beautiful innovation haha and that way your whole audience gets to enjoy your video in their preferred way!!! Kudos!!

    • @artbk
      @artbk Před 11 měsíci +7

      Absolutely! I watched with it, not because of me having a problem with slurping, but because I wanted the quietest video possible to watch with low volume

    • @gpaciga
      @gpaciga Před 11 měsíci

      Yes, thank you so much for this!

    • @alice_hml
      @alice_hml Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s absolutely genius

    • @cooperswan534
      @cooperswan534 Před 11 měsíci +3

      this generation is so soft

    • @poolpaws
      @poolpaws Před 11 měsíci

      @@cooperswan534 you sift through and scoop out the bug fragments from peanut butter and eat them on your own. dont you.

  • @rasmachris94
    @rasmachris94 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The anti slurp audio is immensely helpful, thank you.
    I dont usually get irritated by slurping or mouth noises except when tired and would otherwise be unable to watch the video.
    Many thanks to the editor for going through such an arduous and tedious task.

  • @LusterWareV2
    @LusterWareV2 Před 8 měsíci

    I very much appreciate the dual audio tracks. I struggle with certain mouth sounds getting on my nerves so to have the option to watch a video and not be disturbed by this is great

  • @tommihommi1
    @tommihommi1 Před 11 měsíci +334

    It's a great grift by Nestlé. Make coffee that's near undrinkable, get people addicted to the combination of coffee and sweet stuff to make the coffee drinkable

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia Před 11 měsíci +5

      it's a chicken and the egg thing with them and starbucks yes? which came first

    • @evergreenappreciator
      @evergreenappreciator Před 11 měsíci +22

      And they're literally all seed oils at that. Why does milk cream need soybean oil and corn syrup in it?

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 Před 11 měsíci +9

      ​@@evergreenappreciatorto maximise profits for shareholders. That's what a corporation is legally obliged to do.

    • @lewdwig
      @lewdwig Před 11 měsíci +4

      New conspiracy theory I absolutely accept as true unlocked.

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Not sure that’s the correct usage of “grift” 😅

  • @blackwing1362
    @blackwing1362 Před 11 měsíci +154

    I appreciate how when you were talking about the almond thing, you said a "scary chemical word" and then immediately clarified what it actually was and that it isn't necessarily scary

    • @AMarie333
      @AMarie333 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Totally and I learned something about almonds and cherries! But I actually don't like those flavors together. 😬

    • @szaszm_
      @szaszm_ Před 11 měsíci +5

      NileRed made a video about turning paint thinner into cherry soda. He synthesized the same "scary chemical word" to achieve a very artificial cherry flavor.

    • @ninamarie177
      @ninamarie177 Před 11 měsíci +14

      As a chemist I sometimes wonder how much better the world would be if the general public knew more about all these “scary chemicals” that are actually not scary at all. I’m so tired of people labelling things as dangerous because they don’t understand that it’s just the scientific name for something completely harmless.

    • @GulliNL
      @GulliNL Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@ninamarie177When I was fourteen and had had my first chemistry lessons at school I had a right laugh out of calling H2O dihydrogen oxide and claiming it was the most used solvent in the chemical industry.
      People still fall for it from time to time

  • @grantmix545
    @grantmix545 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I just have to thank you for the immense genius and kindness of having a slurp-free version!! Please set this trend ❤

  • @adifferentjoylivingbetterw4972
    @adifferentjoylivingbetterw4972 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Oh my, James THANK YOU! I have misophonia and find slurping painful. I have NEVER found anyone taking this seriously. I'm just a little bit in love! Thank you.

  • @RICHOCHANGO
    @RICHOCHANGO Před 11 měsíci +630

    This is the equivalent of sampling every brand of cigarettes. Thank you James for sacrificing 3 years of your life for our entertainment :)

    • @DyceFreak
      @DyceFreak Před 11 měsíci +25

      Next episode he butt chuggs a latté.

    • @verity3616
      @verity3616 Před 11 měsíci +31

      We should beg him do all the bizarre DaVinci and Monin syrups next. Not brave enough to buy some of the more exotic ones myself, so let's have someone with a good palate martyr themselves for our edu-tainment.

    • @TSE_WOODY
      @TSE_WOODY Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@DyceFreakcan’t wait

    • @chocolatebar2778
      @chocolatebar2778 Před 11 měsíci

      He literally did a video of saying that coffee is not bad for you unless it’s affecting your sleep.

    • @naokobanana4291
      @naokobanana4291 Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@chocolatebar2778 I don't think coffee its the issue but the sugar and artificial stuff in those products hahaha

  • @BrassMaster84
    @BrassMaster84 Před 11 měsíci +152

    James' reaction to freebasing the Rice Krispies creamer was what I needed today.

    • @susanv7415
      @susanv7415 Před 11 měsíci +5

      And a "popped tart"......😅

  • @pixelrose8078
    @pixelrose8078 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you so much for making a second audio track!

  • @dhanshreea
    @dhanshreea Před 7 měsíci

    I didn't know how much I needed the non slurp track after I heard the one with slurps. It's very considerate. Thank you James!

  • @Skwual
    @Skwual Před 11 měsíci +81

    A no slurp filter!!! I never thought this would ever be an option, you are so sweet to accomodate. Thank you.

    • @dneuens
      @dneuens Před 11 měsíci +3

      Hard agree. I'm not one to be overly bothered with slurping sounds, but they were way too intense/obnoxious in this video and I switched over after a few minutes and had a much more pleasant experience. Thank you, James!

  • @ta9143
    @ta9143 Před 11 měsíci +453

    Canned sweetened condensed milk or canned condensed milk is the original shelf stable coffee creamer. When added to coffee ☕️ in small quantities, both options are utterly delicious, and both are completely affordable.

    • @reezethevampire
      @reezethevampire Před 11 měsíci +15

      I use sweetened condensed milk quite often in both coffee and tea and it's so delicious.

    • @dameneko
      @dameneko Před 11 měsíci +14

      I drank my coffee like this when I was a kid! It was how my mom had her coffee growing up in Asia.

    • @BreadedRedhead
      @BreadedRedhead Před 11 měsíci +8

      how do you store it and how long after opening?

    • @mattierobertson8481
      @mattierobertson8481 Před 11 měsíci +12

      ​@@BreadedRedheadIf you get a small can, keep it in the fridge once it's open and are careful about using clean spoons and keeping it covered it'll last a good while :)

    • @adriang3492
      @adriang3492 Před 11 měsíci +17

      @@BreadedRedhead I just pour mine into an empty jam jar, with a proper lid. I don't like keeping stuff in open cans. Jars are perfect for it.

  • @jalendvenn7990
    @jalendvenn7990 Před měsícem

    I absolutely love that you put in the no slurp version! Im sure it's extra work for you or your team, but it's very much appreciated, and i hope it's viable to keep doing in future videos!😁

  • @ianzmann99
    @ianzmann99 Před 8 měsíci

    I really appreciate you and your editors taking the time to remove the slurping sounds - absolute lifesaver.

  • @Juroral
    @Juroral Před 11 měsíci +265

    Fun aside, let’s just take a minute to appreciate just how honed in Jame’s palate is, and how expansive his flavour vocabulary is. Absolutely amazing!

    • @dwirandypradhika6752
      @dwirandypradhika6752 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I mean, it's expected from the 2007 World barista champion and widely considered father of the modern specialty coffee movement...

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 Před 11 měsíci +8

      He has a great palette...but I take offense at him hating mint chocolate ice cream!

    • @AMarie333
      @AMarie333 Před 11 měsíci +2

      ​@@imightbebiased9311totally.

    • @arckinenso7615
      @arckinenso7615 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I don't understand why people say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste instead of toothpaste tastes like mint ice cream.....

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 Před 11 měsíci

      I worked for Sam adams brewery and I would have loved to see him be on the q/a panel

  • @markberger2061
    @markberger2061 Před 11 měsíci +126

    Yes a home made creamer episode is a completely absurd idea, please do it asap!

  • @user-lk1hv8mt9y
    @user-lk1hv8mt9y Před 9 měsíci

    I am learning so much from watching your videos. Thank you so much for sharing this amazing source of information. This one is quite helpful.

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 Před 3 měsíci

    Removing the slurps is such a cool and creative way to use this system, I love it!

  • @berniecat8756
    @berniecat8756 Před 11 měsíci +65

    Triple churned vegetable oil sounds totally amazing

  • @ninamarie177
    @ninamarie177 Před 11 měsíci +169

    “That’s not good for you” made me laugh way more than it should have.

    • @homeless_sushi
      @homeless_sushi Před 11 měsíci +3

      He turned into the Joker there

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st Před 11 měsíci +5

      Also "Just called it Almond, Coward! " is a great word to be slapped on his merch

  • @Unsuspected_sloth
    @Unsuspected_sloth Před 8 měsíci

    Thank you for the audio options!

  • @katherinearnold8974
    @katherinearnold8974 Před 9 měsíci +2

    The slurp free option is 💯. Thank you!!

  • @MrMann941
    @MrMann941 Před 11 měsíci +320

    James with the Rice Krispies is the same energy as Captain Holt eating a marshmallow for the first time

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry Před 11 měsíci +3

      what. do I need to look that up?

    • @shimoyake
      @shimoyake Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@RaccoonHenry Yes

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@shimoyake I looked it up. time well spent!

    • @RaccoonHenry
      @RaccoonHenry Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@shimoyake TEE HEE HEE HEE!! HEE HEE!!!

    • @michaelprokop645
      @michaelprokop645 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@RaccoonHenry I KNEW IT!!!

  • @Morningstar818
    @Morningstar818 Před 11 měsíci +153

    The rice krispies cremer pushed James into the realm of delighted absurdity 😅

    • @NamesForDogs
      @NamesForDogs Před 11 měsíci +8

      It turned him into Winnie the Pooh. Well, the voice, hopefully not the lack of pants.

    • @misskate2012
      @misskate2012 Před 11 měsíci +6

      The giggles were amazing!! Jajaja😂

    • @Djorak
      @Djorak Před 11 měsíci

      @@NamesForDogs Who knows what's going on below that table!

  • @KSamai
    @KSamai Před 10 měsíci +4

    This was hilarious to watch! Yes 🙌🏾 to how to make our own creamers!
    I’ve dabbled in my own pumpkin spice (yes-I love pumpkin spice!) and it turned out pretty good.
    I also don’t like it too sweet, so it’s nice to control that with homemade.

  • @talis_tai
    @talis_tai Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you for the non slurp!! So so considerate and makes this so enjoyable !

  • @KytheAltheas
    @KytheAltheas Před 11 měsíci +81

    Do a round 2 of holiday flavors this winter. Eggnog, pumpkin spice, etc. there are TONS of them to try.

    • @jdsutter
      @jdsutter Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yes! This! ☝️

    • @illdrinn
      @illdrinn Před 11 měsíci

      Definitely! Pumpkin spice creamer remains my favourite

    • @neojng
      @neojng Před 11 měsíci

      ill be surpised if you can get them in the UK, no one here really uses creamers.

  • @CJski
    @CJski Před 11 měsíci +620

    #1 takeaway: James doesn't like mint chocolate icecream and I took that personally

    • @Suko120
      @Suko120 Před 11 měsíci +23

      I only started getting into coffee because of this channel and recently I tried some chocolate mint flavoured coffee beans (they are like coffee beans I guess coated with artificial flavour?) and it's probably my favorit coffee so far.
      and yea, chocolate mint icecream is so good.

    • @joeldcanfield_spinhead
      @joeldcanfield_spinhead Před 11 měsíci +10

      ahem. I, myself, for me personally and not pointing fingers at, say, my wife and daughter or my esteemed fellow CZcams commenters, feel that James was a bit soft on the whole mint thing. He could have spoken a solid truth here, but he waffled, leaving his feelings (and mine) nearly ambiguous.

    • @GoldenKnightsFan_84
      @GoldenKnightsFan_84 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Suko120where did you get these beans? As a mint choc chip lover I must try these.

    • @overthinkingisbad
      @overthinkingisbad Před 11 měsíci +9

      well you really arent meant to eat tooth-

    • @mubblr
      @mubblr Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@lylelyle186I’m with James 2 😂💯✅❕

  • @dancinswords
    @dancinswords Před 4 měsíci +1

    They're all delicious, but most aren't good in coffee. They can however be mixed with carbonated water to make a tasty cream soda. Also the Great Value Speculoos Cookie flavour is fantastic for a treat

  • @Eingradd
    @Eingradd Před 9 měsíci +1

    Separate audio track is phenomenal. Slurping doesn't bother me too much, but if I could have an audio track without it, I absolutely would choose it.

  • @glossaria2
    @glossaria2 Před 11 měsíci +86

    Your over-caffeinated delight at the Rice Krispy Treats creamer was everything I needed in my day.

  • @GardensOfChina
    @GardensOfChina Před 11 měsíci +85

    Genuinely didn't think I would need the slurp free version but almost immediately turned it on. Very good option. Hilarious video

  • @Grlinadk
    @Grlinadk Před 4 měsíci +1

    I just discovered your channel this morning. I loved watching the taste test! I was laughing out loud at times. Would love to see you do some additional coffee taste tests again. Companies like Trader Joe’s and Aldi’s. Thanks!

  • @unconventionalideas5683
    @unconventionalideas5683 Před 10 dny +1

    Your reaction to mint is interesting. Americans tend to like minty sorts of things a little more, and Wintergreen is generally considered nice. In Britain, it is more commonly associated with the dentist's office, at least as I understand.

  • @cabrerarodrigo82
    @cabrerarodrigo82 Před 11 měsíci +41

    Having two different audio options, one with no slurping is genius!!! Thank you for doing that!!!

  • @joaofpimentel
    @joaofpimentel Před 11 měsíci +238

    James was high in sugar at 11:34 loved his genuine laugh😂😂😂

    • @7thboss931
      @7thboss931 Před 10 měsíci +2

      I loved that too. It was like he lost his mind

  • @Superseaslug
    @Superseaslug Před 5 měsíci

    man, im not even a coffee person, but the production of these videos and candor of the host keep bringing me back in. cool to learn about a world you know nothing about.

  • @Leeeeeeeeeem
    @Leeeeeeeeeem Před 2 měsíci

    The "non-slurp" audio track is the best thing I've seen in a youtube video in a long time. instant like and subscribe!

  • @ek-nz
    @ek-nz Před 11 měsíci +248

    Thanks for not just eliminating the slurping for everyone. I like the slurping, it’s genuine. Also homemade creamer is so ridiculous it’s just perfect for CZcams. I’m in.

    • @Cinneray
      @Cinneray Před 11 měsíci +9

      I, conversely, thank you for adding an option to remove the slurps. I don't find them unpleasant, just annoying and having an option to eliminate them at no cost to the slurping fans makes my heart sing.

    • @Mux0006
      @Mux0006 Před 11 měsíci

      Yup, I hate the slupring that is a byproduct of eating/drinking, but tasing slurps are fine for some reason, so they make the video whole.

    • @melodypants
      @melodypants Před 11 měsíci +4

      I have serious misophonia with chewing and smacking and possibly slurping, but his slurps are so quick, they just sound like loud sniffs to me.

    • @Syntheticon
      @Syntheticon Před 11 měsíci +1

      Possibly a missed opportunity to add a 3rd track with random comedic noises instead but I suppose we'll just have to wait for the Hames Joffmann edit.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 Před 11 měsíci

      Not a fan of mukbang stuff myself.

  • @Mimarre
    @Mimarre Před 11 měsíci +93

    You making a non slurp version of this video literally made this video watchable for me. Thank you so much. That is so awesome and it really shows how high quality these videos are!

  • @FeralKobold
    @FeralKobold Před 10 měsíci

    Oh my gosh, the no slurp audio track, its so seamless and was so unexpected, thank you!!

  • @InAudika
    @InAudika Před 7 měsíci +1

    Yes, there is a Kahlua creamer that is pretty delish! Have to give it a try!