Orny Adams - Humans Are Only Getting Dumber

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  • čas přidán 10. 03. 2020
  • #OrnyAdams on how dumb humanity is getting, why washing your hands isn't a big deal, and the perks of being single.
    #OrnyAdamsStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2014.
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Komentáře • 79

  • @HeavyHitta_83
    @HeavyHitta_83 Před 3 lety +9

    Christmas light analogy was the greatest thing I've ever heard, so true

  • @niesyolaseindecairo7180
    @niesyolaseindecairo7180 Před 4 lety +25

    I've seen him on teenwolf.
    Didn't know he's a comedian

  • @shafali1972
    @shafali1972 Před 4 lety +18

    I love this man! He is so awesome!

  • @KakarotC
    @KakarotC Před 4 lety +8

    So damn relatable 😂😂

  • @ehab7118
    @ehab7118 Před 4 lety +30

    *STILINSKI*

  • @AviChetriArtwork
    @AviChetriArtwork Před 4 lety +37

    Well Orny's topic is ironic at this time... [reference: Corona Virus]

  • @abbycross90210
    @abbycross90210 Před 4 lety +15

    Huh. Our pastor died contracting e.Coli from a restaurant where the workers probably used the shitter, didn't wash, then prepared food. Nice.

    • @queenieqt2033
      @queenieqt2033 Před 3 lety +2

      Impossible to diagnose that it was the restaurants issue.

    • @eddiemcgrath8536
      @eddiemcgrath8536 Před 3 lety +1

      must have been Gods will...

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Před 3 lety

      @@eddiemcgrath8536 there is no God. He's a figment of man's imagination.

    • @matthewzizzo4586
      @matthewzizzo4586 Před 2 lety

      @@abbycross90210 ...I happen to agree with you ! 😁
      Still , some things are none of our business , & we should keep our traps shut about .
      Other people's religions ? That's 1 of them .
      You're welcome.

    • @bravojohnson5050
      @bravojohnson5050 Před 4 měsíci

      Well BYE cult promoter

  • @MR-yt7ts
    @MR-yt7ts Před 4 lety +22

    Is this the coach from teen wolf ?😂

  • @brothercoyote4828
    @brothercoyote4828 Před 4 lety +5

    Fun energy

  • @TheStefan6969
    @TheStefan6969 Před 4 lety +6

    So TRUE!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Theupgradeguy
    @Theupgradeguy Před 6 dny

    Great observational humor.

  • @MCLuiV
    @MCLuiV Před 2 lety

    bless his heart 🥱

  • @aviel3361
    @aviel3361 Před 4 lety

    Awesome!!!!!

  • @1brusco
    @1brusco Před rokem

    Another Home Run Orny !!! 😂 my 3rd wife used to sing Simon & Garfunkel “ Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest “ . Keep it up Orny . When’s your next big special on here ?!

  • @drwhotvwam
    @drwhotvwam Před 4 lety +1

    Thanks coach

  • @HeartTurnedToStone
    @HeartTurnedToStone Před 9 měsíci +2

    ♥️♥️♥️ ORNY ♥️♥️♥️

  • @McCready12
    @McCready12 Před 4 lety +8

    Me so orny. Me love you long time.

  • @Q.Q.
    @Q.Q. Před 4 lety +8

    Bad timing on the upload, I guess.

  • @aymeevillar2153
    @aymeevillar2153 Před rokem +1

    You're the best!!! Come to Miami Florida!!!

  • @artmagana4147
    @artmagana4147 Před rokem

    Great Job Wife Unit on videoing this episode! Fort Worth Texas will always have your back!

  • @supern0is349
    @supern0is349 Před 4 lety +1

    yes they ruined you lmfao
    that has brutal and hilarious

  • @djmatacoro
    @djmatacoro Před 4 lety +1

    I go iiiiiittt!!! 🏃‍♂️

  • @CTSV6.0-G37
    @CTSV6.0-G37 Před 4 lety +1

    😂😂😂 facts tho!!!!

  • @chriss62
    @chriss62 Před 4 lety +1

    Bill Hicks energy.

  • @wesalois
    @wesalois Před 4 lety +4

    I wonder!
    If I take advice from a comedian,
    Will my life be a joke?🤔

  • @gregfreeman8441
    @gregfreeman8441 Před 4 lety +6

    All comments are from Orny and his many CZcams accounts.

  • @GoodJuju.8D
    @GoodJuju.8D Před 3 lety +5

    "String of Christmas Tree Lights" is so true. Unfortunately, "I'll just go buy a new one" is also true.

  • @dj_g1itch690
    @dj_g1itch690 Před 3 lety

    Dude 64 ??? Damn he looks GREAT

  • @anonymouspersona4567
    @anonymouspersona4567 Před 4 lety +1

    🔥🤣

  • @TheGamePhilter
    @TheGamePhilter Před 4 lety +4

    With my wife 20 years, is this the problem?

  • @sjent
    @sjent Před 4 lety +1

    Best comedy is based on real life.

  • @novanironstine6359
    @novanironstine6359 Před 4 lety +2

    He makes some good points

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 Před 4 lety +2

    I'm pretty fed up with comedy about the war between the sexes, but this guy is hilarious and has some new insights.

  • @EV-wp1fj
    @EV-wp1fj Před 3 lety

    The attitude has to match the words. There is a mismatch between attitude and words and it's throwing me when watching this performance.

  • @shiftlessinseattle
    @shiftlessinseattle Před 2 lety

    That germs thing is a repackaged George Carlin joke and he knows it. Hmmm...

  • @willemthefriend775
    @willemthefriend775 Před 4 lety +6

    Washing hands joke hasn't aged very well.

  • @MaaZy_
    @MaaZy_ Před 4 lety

    He take from Bill Burr and George Carlin

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds Před 4 lety +1

    Wow, this guy had some baaaad relationships! Funny tho, and there was a lot of truth in there xD

  • @lissungukachamila4526
    @lissungukachamila4526 Před 4 lety +7

    This joke didn't age well

  • @oscarhanes914
    @oscarhanes914 Před 2 lety

    I was a fan until now

  • @stanje1631980
    @stanje1631980 Před 2 lety

    Poor man.. saw him on Netflix with Seinfeld.. some document. Very sad guys

  • @mauriciogerhardt3209
    @mauriciogerhardt3209 Před 4 lety +3

    Another aggro hack

  • @jacquesmesrine3244
    @jacquesmesrine3244 Před 3 lety

    We men are simple! But women are complex and have lots of feelings and shieeet

  • @zimtonsrider5069
    @zimtonsrider5069 Před 4 lety +2

    Is this the problem?!

  • @alia8229
    @alia8229 Před 4 lety +1

    First aha ha
    That's the most creative thing I could say :D

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 Před 3 měsíci

    He was born in 1970....he's still a young man....

  • @robertdavidson548
    @robertdavidson548 Před 4 lety +47

    Screaming is 65% of his act unfortunately.

    • @MrBlackey666
      @MrBlackey666 Před 3 lety +6

      Still funny af

    • @kinsmed
      @kinsmed Před 3 lety

      Sam Kinison and Bobcat Goldthwait made a pretty good living at it.

    • @kentfrederick8929
      @kentfrederick8929 Před rokem

      @@kinsmed So did Don Rickles. Lewis Black yells a lot.

  • @Bane_of_the_Moonsea
    @Bane_of_the_Moonsea Před rokem

    This guy has been doing the same bits for 10 years.

  • @jabunnaherjasminjasmin3615

    I am a girl my name is orny 🇧🇩

  • @mackenziemacdonald3473

    I’m sorry there is no way this man is in his mid 60s

    • @matthewzizzo4586
      @matthewzizzo4586 Před 2 lety

      Damn he looks way younger !
      He doesn't seem funny tho ... Artie making fun of him brought me here ...
      Way funnier imo

    • @juliemiller9760
      @juliemiller9760 Před 7 měsíci

      I think he's 48.

    • @guysumpthin2974
      @guysumpthin2974 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Its a joke

  • @nohandel
    @nohandel Před 4 lety +1

    This set is Shite. The bitterness is sad.

  • @db8700
    @db8700 Před 4 lety +3

    He’s not really a comedian. The Christmas lights bit was the only thing funny. Everything else “screams” I’m older = better + lonely + unloved + man child...

  • @been3060
    @been3060 Před 4 lety +3

    What an annoying man. I don't think he understands what microphones do; He's still screaming at the audience as if he doesn't have one.

    • @KakarotC
      @KakarotC Před 4 lety +2

      Been clearly that’s apart of the act fam

    • @been3060
      @been3060 Před 4 lety

      @@KakarotC Oh really?!

    • @MXDDIE13
      @MXDDIE13 Před 3 lety +4

      Look at other comedians. It's their way of grabbing the audience's attention lol you wouldn't want them to have one specific volume all the way through the act, would you? It would be pretty boring.

  • @bryanb8515
    @bryanb8515 Před rokem

    this guy is unbearable

  • @diabolikmitchell2960
    @diabolikmitchell2960 Před 3 lety

    Comedy is only getting dumber. Apparently.