Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 - How It Should Have Ended
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- čas přidán 18. 07. 2023
- Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 HISHE. Animated Cartoon Parody. Starlord remembers his boots, The High Evolutionary visits the Villain Pub, The Guardians visit the Super Cafe, and Rocket Raccoon saves his friends. What would you like us to HISHE next? the Flash? Spider-verse? Barbie?
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I like that even the villains at the pub are disgusted by what the High Evolutionary did
Don't the other villains kill people?
Well yeah, they're not used to actual villains...
None of them actually accomplished their goals like the high evolutionary
@@DushawnxDaisy thanos did, emperor kinda did - he ruled the galaxy for like 30+ years.
Notice how the emperor didn't boo considering the empire did experiment on people
That last one with Rocket’s friends surviving and befriending Groot was just pure wholeness
Something we should have got. If only Rocket has that chance. Maybe in What If?
Ikr i love it so much
I would watch that any day...
That "Skyyyy!!!" from Floor nearly broke me
Reminds me of the ending of Anakin as a happy father with Padme and the twins.
Rocket, Teefs, Floor, & Lylla getting the ending they deserved actually brought tears to my eye. Didn't see that coming
*Lylla
Lyla is Miguel's AI assistant while Lylla is the otter's name.
@@giolingad74shush
@giolingad74 😆 thanks
Ok
I know! Feelings, gosh darn it!
Love how you made it so that even the other villains didn’t tolerate animal cruelty.
Even the children too.
Ego got no right to judge
@@iosefaiese6029 none of them do zod ronan palpatine they all destroyed planets or atleast tried
@@Agent-KD6-3.7what the high evolutionary did was more personal than what palpatine or zod did, and he created everything on the planet he destroyed.
@karakun1 little bit of difference between painlessly killing children as the slept and experimenting and torturing kids
Yeah, really makes you wonder why they got rid of peters mask and rocket boots, especially when that became a pivotal part of the prison escape in the first movie
Adam Warlock was hardest to write for James Gunn
They were supposed to be destroyed permanently in GOTG 2 but they brought them back in IW and Endgame
It's called a plot contrivances.
Happens all the time to create artificial stakes/drama.
@@cougarkids4978wouldn’t he just buy or make more?
Gunn said that Quill left Knowhere in a hurry and simply just forgot to take those - they were in his room.
Out of all the cameos in HISHE.......I never would've expected Bob and Larry to show up. Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Totally caught me off guard 😂 😂 😂
Or Michelangelo from the 2012 show!
Same though 😂
Part of me now wants to see them do a how a VeggieTales episode should have ended, but I don't know.
@@obiorajrcartwright8339 I don't think that's a good idea.
NGL the part with Drax being saved from guard by the other, enchanted by Mantis guard seriously works much better then what happened in the movie! Even the joke on the end fits well with Draxes character.
Honestly, I was expecting that to happen in the movie. Thank you, Hishe!
Jokes need to have a pay off to land. The set up without pay off is just poor writing
@@mattsully2238 i disagree, actually. I don't think it's poor writing, I just think the movie focused and spent more time demonstrating what it felt like it needed too
@@bryansantiago5523 fair enough, cheers
I agree. Missed opportunity
0:49 I had a feeling this would lead to a Ninja Turtles cameo.
1:49 This took an unexpected turn.
2:22 I love that the other villains don’t like him.
Yeah, as soon as I saw the turtle going in there, I knew where that was going. Can't say that I saw Larry and Bob or the Mon Calamari coming, though.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought the “evolved” turtle looked like the ninja turtles from the live-action movies.
Thank you for saving Floor. Her panic was heartbreaking
Rocket,Teefs Floor Go Now!
Rocket,Teefs Floor Go Now!
Rocket,Teefs Floor Go Now!
Rocket,Teefs Floor Go Now!
@@snisbet721 i bawled during that scene
I have pet bunny who looks identical to Floor and it got me real good
@@moldyreptileytYour pet bunny has spider legs and a cast-iron muzzle?!
@@britishwerewolf6153 your's doesn't?
Zod in 2018: If you kill Groot, I'm gonna be pissed.
Zod in 2023: That was for Groot!
He had more emotion here than the whole Flash movie
@@pop-culturecinephile8144 Oh wow, a _Zack Snyder_ villain is bland and doesn't have emotions, who'd have guessed? I mean I know it' wasn't Synder's movie but they were _kinda_ limited by what came before. Also by the fact that Ezra Miller is the main character....
@@mattwo7 Nah, the whole parallel universe plot thing is a perfect opportunity to reboot a character into something better and they wasted it
@@starkillersneed Exactly how I felt about JJ Trek. But hey, he only cared about his 25% different residuals and using it as his demo reel for Star Wars.
Remind me, what did High Evolutionary do to Groot again?
The cliche of villains all going "That's too far even for me!" has always been one of my favorite tropes ever
Among the many confused thoughts I had about hearing "the dog days are over" in a Guardians movie, I had the same one about Cosmo not being keen on it. How was that overlooked?
i thought the same and figured she may have misheard it as 'dark days' or something?
or maybe she knows she's a good dog but thinks that a dogs life is extra hard so she's like 'yeah apt song'?
When Supes asked "Where is Gamora?" I expected Drax to respond by saying "I'll do you one better: WHY is Gamora?!"
LOL, that would have been great.
Yeah, missed opportunity
I'll do you ONE better!!! HOW IS GAMORA
@@cunningsmile4166 She seems fine
I’ll,do you one better: WHEN is Gamora?
3:32 - 3:38, I believe James Gunn confirmed that the audience has connected with Groot throughout the MCU series well enough to understand him, which was also his explanation on how alternate timeline Gamora understood him by the end of GOTG 3.
Isn't the shot also from outside the window like the audience wasn't actually in the room with the guardians at that moment so Groot didn't use his language
That's how you creat masterpiece of work
I thought Gamora pretend and make stuff what Groot says
We'll, I still don't understand this woodey guy 🤷♂️
I took groot as an elective.
4:16 I love this origin of Groot, where instead of being the last Flora Colossus or having the World Pod, the hope of the Flora Colossi, fused to his body, this Groot was just vibing alone in the woods and chose to go on wild frolicking misadventures with Rocket for lack of anything better to do.
The Story of rocket is genuinely one of the saddest ones ever, they deserve a movie of their own or something
My heart dropped when Nebula said Rocket endured more torture than her while Baby Rocket was screaming in pain. I hate animals getting hurt, I was going to fking breakdown if they showed his friends getting dissected.
Although I cried at the end, I wouldn't necessarily need an own movie for any of them tbh 🙃
@@BecauseImButtmanokay.
Well you have it
Is guardians of the Galaxy 3
I think Logan still has him beat in terms of tragic history and experimentation.
1:47
I figured this would happen, but seeing an eagle version of Cap was just absolutely fitting and hilarious!🤣
Is there an actual variant in the comics though? They do like referencing.
@@cheteyaliyanage8721 Eagle? no, but in one universe he is a cat name Captain Americat (Steven Mouser) from Earth-8311 (Same universe with Spider-Ham).
"Lagnug!"
I thought Sam was the one who threw the shield.
Great catch! That was awesome.
The amount of damage portals did to the MCU is insane
“It's a little hard to put time travel back in the box once you've opened it, Banner!”
@@GhostBoyJamesthey should have destroyed the Time Machine after cap went back in time. Iron man was basically the man reason why it worked. So that how you hand wave it away.
They hot general akbar in here definitely most up
@@roxtechsye, but once it was proven that time travel is in fact possible, they'll surely be more people trying to achieve it, especially with the amount of genius minds mcu has and will have
The MCU is trying their best to have all the other heroes be "too busy" to help with a problem.
I’ve always loved how Rocket is sitting in someone’s lap whenever the Guardians are in the cafe with Batman and Superman.
Except for Infinity War and Endgame HISHEs
Bob and Larry cameo in a HISHE vid?! NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!
*We need that 2nd part of Batman attacking the villain pub*
yessss, he brings the justice leauge and the villians keep comparing the justice leauge to the Avengers
Been waiting for 6 years
Hey bats, ya missed a few spots.
Superman but the video last 2min because he’s batting back most of them with ease.
@@cloudy_rain9980 Batman: "OK, guys. Justice League, assem- ummmm..."
Villains: "Lame. Copycats."
2:22 I love that even the villains couldn't stand for the High Evolutionary's atrocities.
Even Ego himself booed at him and yet he killed all his kids except Peter, since he was the only one carrying the Celestial gene.
I'm also surprised there wasn't a single joke about James Gunn leaving Marvel to manage the DCU
He didn't kill Mantis
I don't think he technically killed his children, they just couldn't handle the Cellestial power and died as a result.
Yeah especially since Zod punched Evolutionary in the face as that he came back in the Flash movie
@@srstriker6420 THAT WAS FOR GROOT!!!!
@@srstriker64204 GROOOOT
4:17
Okay. Nice What If idea
That ending is so nice and sad knowing what happened to Rocket's Friends 😢
Cosmo getting upset about Dog Days are Over is hilarious 😂
Cosmo: "It never stops hurting!"
she's a good dog!
Finally the Guardians HISHE trilogy is completed!!😊 I can finally watch vol 1, vol 2, and vol 3 back to back.
Now we need a HISHIE for the Holiday special (even though it would be like 2 mins)
@@calebcold3they should make it the longest
Yeah. Definitely a set of movies to watch all together.
Yeah and I wish they could do the Tim Burton’s Batman movies and the Dark Universe movies which is Universal Monsters remake
And the Here Comes my Arrow song for Vol. 2
Rocket surviving with all his friends is the best ending ever... thank you for creating it 🥹❤️
Simply the best. Better than all the rest. 😭😭😭😭😭
1:24 Bob and Lurry from Veggietsles!?
nahhhh really???
Yeah, just look at their heads. It’s them!
Seeing Bob and Larry in a Hishe was both unexpected and satisfying
IKR HAHAHA
@@thomasbreen3136 who's childhood wasn't Bob and Larry and Bob raging at qwerty?
Seeing Bob, the tomato and Larry, the cucumber I was like what I did not see this coming
It's amazing! But now that they have full bodies do they have bellybuttons?
I was like "whaaaaaat?"
I needed that ending. I was literally sobbing with what happened to Rocket when they tried to escape.
Nebula: This is far worse than what Thanos did to me.
Zod still being pissed off about groot getting killed gets me everytime
Thanks for the relief about Rocket's friends! We really could feel the joy of this alternative ending. 😊
Rocket saving all of his friends is the ending we all needed to see... 🥲🥲
It's the best episode of What If...? that never existed.
Now imagine rockets friends in there own Guardian of the galaxy suits at the end…
It’s actually explained that Peter forgot his rocket boots because he was in a hurry. However, his mask was destroyed in the Guardians 2. Despite it coming back in Infinity War/Endgame, which were under different directors. Although Rocket could’ve made Peter a new helmet. Even have it look more comic accurate.
This is really accurate to the comics when there would be inconsistencies or changes in canon bc if different writers
@@qman2061It's still not a good excuse.
I mean, Rocket made Nebula some super high tech arm between movies, even if it was destroyed he could have gotten a new one.
I did want to see full gear Starlord but if Starlord had his mask and Rocket boots the movie would be too easy
@@dodoburd6096 it would have ruined the D&D-like scene where Groot and Peter jump off the High Evolutionary's ship.
I love it when groot revealed he could talk this whole time.
More it was us understanding what he said as opposed to him speaking a different language
@prime: And Batman understanding him too
He's been talking the whole trilogy. But we weren't close enough to him to understand until the end.
3:07 I like how admiral akbar is just chillin in the cryogenic machine 😂lol
Ha! Didn't notice that
The TMNT and Veggie Tales reference was very surprising but also very welcomed.
I wish Kraglen got a “watch out here comes my arrow” moment, but this was still perfect!
That song was honestly stuck in my head during that scene😂
Well done this was everything I hoped it would be... Especially the alien that had a crush on Drax. The TMNT addition hit me in all the feels especially when The High Evolutionary created his version of Bebop & Rocksteady 👏🦾
I TRULY love the ending!!!! I love that Rocket's friends survived :)
This is definitely the way it should have ended.
Agreed!
4:26 he doesn't have friends he's got family
😭
Wanda Maximoff: what family?
THANK YOU! Thank YOU! That “fell in love with Drax” thing really felt like a Chekov’s gun that never went off. Very frustrating waiting for it to be relevant during the battle scene and nothing happening. Kind of makes me wonder if there was a deleted scene, actually
3:43 what i personally thought
H.E.:How did you know that?
Rocket:Because i'm batman
Translation: Language
1:55
Nice! GotG is probably one of the best Marvel Trilogies :D
Could you do a Rocket Raccoon evolution 😊😊😊
The best
I'd give the first spot to captain america but gotg is definitely up there
@@ziachung4547absolutely not
The 3rd one was mid
seeing Bob and Larry, Oh man... you just made my day XD
I love how the captions label Drax's laughing as "father-like laughing"
2:27 zod redeems himself by hurting a worse villian.
2:37 me to the HE for killing rocket’s friends
The reason Star-Lord doesn’t use his equipment (helmet and boots) is because they were destroyed in the battle at the end of end game. Well they actually got destroyed at the end of the second Guardians film but the Russo brothers forgot and gave them to him in infinity war and end game. So in order to keep the symbolism of him not having them Gunn said in an interview even if he hadn’t destroyed them he would have had Peter forget to grab them because he was still drunk while packing.
That part just seems weird. Like, is there any symbolic reason for him to not want create another pair of boots and mask? If anything, it seems like it would make him extra certain to have them on him as Gamora would have died back in Guardians 1 if he didn't have them, and losing them in Guardians 2 resulted in Yondu's death. I don't remember any kind of symbolism connected to losing the mask, so it just seems like a bad creative decision to create a strained excuse for why Quill doesn't have them.
What, are they unique boss-drop loot items? It's just some tech. Why couldn't he just make or buy new versions in the days-to-years since the battle? I can maybe buy forgetting them but not not replacing something that important for a spacefarer.
@@carlsiouxfalls because he doesn’t want new ones he wants the old ones. They were a gift from Yondu so he doesn’t want to replace them.
@@shadowanderson2004 well sure, but Yondu died because those tools were destroyed... Seems like the type of thing you'd want to replace to avoid a similar tragedy
As Larry Nassar's stabbing in prison shows, even bad guys hate predators of the defenseless. Remarkably good taste of their parts.
3:00 That‘s actually so SMART😂
Thanks for addressing why Star Lord should’ve brought his helmet
That orgocorp scene should have definitely been in the movie. Like I'm pretty sure it's there in one of the versions of the script. Or else James Gunn would be smacking himself watching this video for not thinking of it. Also the captain birdica, so creative. One of the best videos in a while.
Great punchline at the end!! Was wondering how Cosmo didn’t have a reaction towards Dog Days are Over!
Bro if he still had his mask that would have solved all his issues
All bcus artistic cinematography aspect. It's really hard to write Adam Warlock.
His mask got broken in the last movie and I guess he doesn't know where to get a new one?
@@DetectiveLance He had one in Infinity War and Endgame. There was no good reason for him to not have it in GOTG 3 or even a spare one for that matter.
@@DetectiveLanceHe had his mask and boots in Infinity War and Endgame, he canonically forgot them on Knowhere because he was stressing over Rocket
@@freedomchaser9664
Which was honestly a good move, given that Gunn's original vision for the Trilogy, was that he would loose them in GotG2.
Then the IW writters decided to screw with the continuity, without giving any explanation, and basically reverted him back to his GotG1 self for the lenght of IW and Endgame.
I love how the villains draw the line at animal cruelty.
Even they are not THAT heartless.
ya! they’re only good with human cruelty ofc
And child experimentation/exploitation. Even Voldemort--who hates children, as he says--disapproves of that.
Voldemort can excuse child murder, but draws the line at child exploitation.
@@liberteddyhe even has a snake as a pet.
The dog times have ended got me. I am over here cracking up xD Very good HISHE 100% loved it.
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭💜🫶🏽
0:25
Thank you guys. Thank you
"Nothing is stronger than family." - Groot probably.
Except the High Evolutionary (kills Lylla).
@@PROVOCATEURSK evolution > family
1:42 I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I SAW THE INSTAGRAM POST AND I KNEW THAT CAPTAIN AMERICA WOULD SHOW UP FOR THAT SCENE! 😂😂😂😂
Lagnaag!!!
Soo I didn't get that part or why he was a bird. Can someone explain what I missed?
@@dubsessed9790 I think he's a bald eagle, you know the MURICA! bird.
OOHHHH I understand now, it supposed to be a counter earth version of Captain America that make sense.... sort of
Now I want a what if episode about Rocket escaping with his friends and having his own team with Groot
Yes PLEASE
Love this! When Batman started his "secret identity" speech, I thought Nebula would say "knock it off!!" 😂
I love how it's been years and even with all the Magic they have, the Villains still didn't figure out how to fix Zod's neck...
Yeah especially since he is in the flash movie and I wonder will they give Ezra Miller the same treatment as they gave the High Evolutionary here?
It's more of a fashion statement these days.
And thus, the Hishe Guardians trilogy is complete.
Just no Holiday Special yet is all
1:54 The real Captain Falcon
This might be one of the best ones you guys have done so far. Kudos!
I love how all the villains in the bar are outraged by the crimes of the high evolver animal abuse is horrible
Even Voldemort was disgusted!
Ummmm sooo animal
Abuse is horrible but your gonna let child abuse just slide?
@@jamesdemarsh4101Villains are never logical otherwise they would not be villains. They would hate animal abuse because they would consider animals more precious then humans.
@@dewolf123So let me get this straight..
Villains are logical about animal abuse being unacceptable, but villains are not logical about human abuse being unacceptable and they have you, the boy who wanted to be super sidekick, to justify it for us?
Abuse is unacceptable period to the actual logical rest of us!
On a scientific side note:
Evolution lol.. an unviable origin option or explanation that I debunked between 7th and 8th grade 1980s.
And is now admittedly unviable and impossible by the science community because all fossils {that have been labeled fossils} just appear as they are.. fully formed without any transitions throughout the record.
Therefore NOT millions and billions of years old and yes that includes the geologic layers and formations as well.
It is my stance that these fossils are not from fake made up dinosaur stories, but from beings and creatures from a much more recent cataclysm or 3 that have not been allowed to be described by the finders because of the gatekeepers.
Read the Smithsonian motto or "mission statement", it's not even a secret that is exactly why they exist.
Research MudFloods
Remember Tartaria
Awaken from historical amnesia.
@@dewolf123 hold on, are you saying you consider animals more precious than humans?
Man I love how Mantis just went from feeling emotion to controlling them I wonder if her power can do so much more 🤔
To be fair, she's always been able to control people. She was able to put Ego to sleep in GOTG Vol. 2.
Yeah but that was only one thing we saw in the past 6 years, we didn't know what she was capable of until vol 3
@@matthewlopez6346Fair enough
@@krisvelivia We did see her limits in Infinity War when trying to subdue Thanos to get the gauntlet off. She was only able to barely get Thanos to sleep before admitting his will is pretty strong for her to overcome.
I kinda teared up when rocket and his friends all escaped and went up to groot and asked if he wanted some friends tbh I'm still not over this movie😢
This HISHE was different and better than your usual trope. Loved the wholeness. Great job guys!
That veggie tales scene was pure gold
Kept Zod’s characteristic of liking Groot. Good touch and super wholesome
Glad you guys /gals are back ! Awesome as usual!
For those who dont understand on why he didnt use his mask and rocket boots in the movie, its because they were both destroyed by ego in Vol. 2
But he was using it in Infinity War against Thanos…
@user-kk4yr7qq3o yeah because they were different directors and James Gunn didn't like that they brought it back in infinity war and endgame so he took it away again in vol. 3
@@SilverSleek54Except that James Gunn confirmed that he left them in his desk on Nowhere or something
4:43 Meanwhile
Kraglin: You are Bad Dog AGAIN!!!
Cosmo: Do not Dare Call me That AGAIN!!!😡
2:12 The Villain Pub 🦹🏻♂️🍺
3:26 I AM GROOT
Not This Again IM NOT LETTING YOU WIN IM BATMAN
I AM GROOT
IM BATMAN
I LOVE YOU GUYS
I LOVE YOU TOO
Wait HE'S BEEN TALKING THIS WHOLE TIME
For anyone who didn't know/understand why Peter didn't use his mask while in space at the end of the movie its because his mask broke in guardians 2 and was supposed to stay broken. James Gunn didn't like that they brought the mask back in infinity war and decided that it would stay broken in the guardians movies. So yeah it's still canonically broken and it wasn't supposed to be in infinity war
This movie was phenomenal thanks HISHE
I love that everybody hates him! Even the villain pub knows he's a peice of work!😂 Excellent villain and excellent job of you guys pointing it out😂😂
0:01
According to Gunn, Peter forgot his helmet and boots because he immediately go out with the Guardians.
You know what really grinded my gears during the movie? Yep that scene! Exactly the one with Peter dying in space. You really think a dude whose character is literally pictured with the face mask and jetpacks, doesn't have them on him.
Peter was still drunk when they left. So he forgot
@@JesusIsKing_AlphaandOmega ofcourse he did
Yet another great hishe. Especially loved the VeggieTales scene with Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber. That was unexpected and awesome
Me: Bob? Larry?! What are you guys doing here? You don’t belong here!
Bob and Larry: Whoops 😬!
1:19-1:23 BOB! LARRY! WOW, that was surprising. I did not expect them to appear in this video at all! Thanks!
Another excellent one! Ty!
1:48 So many reasons why but now officially this is my favorite CZcams channel with Zefrank being in 2nd
3:05 It's a trap!
4:47 Thank. You.
Good dog
Lmfao the Captain America as a bald eagle made me cry laughing lmfaoooo
Mantis’s abilities aren’t telepathic or mind control. She’s an Empath.
She controls your emotions. She explained that in her first movie.
she quite literally controlled minds in the third movie
1:23 Bob and Larry nice
I really wanted to see how rocket and Groot met, still hoping for that eventually
There's this thing called sorce material. Failing that There's a million CZcams video about and Wikipedia. The story has also been told in video games and cartoons all of which again are on CZcams
Yeah especially since he escaped from the High Evolutionary because Groot didn’t really have an arc especially since the villains in this trilogy have a connection like Ronan killed Drax’s family, Ego was Starlord’s dad, Thanos because he took Gamora and Nebula in and the High Evolutionary is Rockets creator
@@srstriker6420 yep
I remember is a short tv ad they had rocket imprisoned where he met groot and eventually escaped granted that was a random ad probably i saw years ago
@@coelacanth6624 yeah, I’ve heard it, the point is I want to see it
Hi, I've watched everything that Ya'all have made and I must say the skit with Cosmo😂😂😂 almost killed me! Thank You for this Awesome content!
0:13 in gotg vol 2. Peter broke his helmet but the Russo bros ignored that in infinity war and endgame, but James Gunn kept it out for vol 3
4:10 but what if he comes back?
When the 1st Guardians movie came out I had little expectations when I went to see it since they were the Marvel characters I knew the least about prior to seeing them on the big screen. I ended up loving the 1st film, the 2nd film, & the 3rd film so much that to me it's the overall best movie trilogy Marvel has made. I'd say my only complaint with this film is similar with Darren Cross becoming M.O.D.O.K. then trying to redeem himself, Adam Warlock's development/redemption felt rushed in that he was set up as this big threat, then he was comic relief, then confused about what he wanted after his mom died, & then he saves Star Lord & joined the Guardians.
Yeah, I went in to GotGv.1 with *VERY* low expectations and was greatly impressed as well. And like you said, the main disappointment in this one was them making Martha---I mean, Adam Warlock--comic relief. I'm thinking they had a big story in mind with him but then it got scrapped.
I perferred the Guatdians Of The Galaxy Game version of Adam Warlock
@thatjeff7550T to be fair adam warlock is quite literally a baby and they took him out of his cacoon before he was ready.
Awesome as ever!
3:41 "So here's a bright idea..."