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Just a bi trans reacting to wholesome LGBT+ memes to brighten your day a little! Comment below your favourite :) - Zábava
“Asexuals can levitate.”
Yes we can, comes in very handy sometimes.
Also yeah, need some more bread
People often forget about all those superpowers we have... which is part of the plan, of course.
Specifically the garlic variety.
@@ceilinh6004 i mean, what else are we supposed to do with the energy we save?
As an aceapec person I can confirm that I levitate wherever I move, otherwise I only walk around my partner
and cake!
My favorite teacher is definitely my Latin teacher. She's married to a trans man, and she loves talking about him. Whenever she starts a sentence with "my husband" or his name, you know it'll be amazing. She asked all the kids their pronouns, which is why I realized I was non-binary. No one had ever asked me before, and my brain just told me the correct answer was "they/them". Que identity crisis. But she was also the first person I came out to, and she's been awesome. I've tried out three names in her class and finally found the one for me. All the LGBTQIA+ students eat in her classroom during lunch. She's such an energetic, inspiring woman, and she pours love into everything he does. She is a massive role model for me. She's so understanding. When her husband came out to her three years ago, her first response was to hug him and ask if he had a name he wanted to try out. All the kids love her. So, yes, whenever she refers to her husband, it is very therapeutic for all of the LGBTQIA+ students.
Edit: The teacher just came out as a trans woman! Pronouns have been changed for that reason.
that's amazing, thanks for sharing!
That is amazing
i love your latin teacher
👑 bruh i think this is his
As a trans man, who wants to husband me like this
Jamie’s glasses: *perfectly fine*
Jamie: SORRY IF THEY’RE WONKY
I spent the whole video trying to spot the wonk.
he's too goos for this world I cAnt
@@xRollermaniacx sPoT tHe WoNk!!!😂😂😂
hyper fixated on finding the wonky and ended up enjoying staring into Jamie’s kind eyes
i was so focused on his glasses i didn’t hear his talking or saw any of the memes so i rewatched👍🏻
Fun flamboyant fact!: the co-creator of F•R•I•E•N•D•S actually is happily married to a man 💜
My tired ass mixed up Friends with How I met Your Mother and I thought you were talking about Neil Patrick Harris. He wasn't even a co-creator he was part of the main cast.
I don't watch F•R•I•E•N•D•S but now I know a new fact, thanks!
Another fun fact: that's Also the reason why Chandler was supposed to be gay, but it wasn't so accepted back then so they just made him heavily queercoded
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I learned that when i watched the friends reunion and it made me so happy i went EEEEEEEEEEEE! and then my family looked at me weird but they do that a lot so eh
@Ay-dats-Chill_ something that stands out or attracts attention
Me: uses they/them pronouns
Transphobes: You can't, you're just one person
Me: Actually I am 2 alpacas in cuff jeans and flannel
You have style
*alpaca 🦙*
I still love the post that said: " they/them is plural the NB stands for Numerous Bees"
Also the less positive post that said: "non binary is confusing AF, like what do I even call them"
@@sam4gaming135 Katherine infact just call everyone Katherine especially if they are named bob
Well you are a very valid pair of alpacas in jeans and flannel
How I came out to my family as aroace:
“You know how when I was six I said I rather die than kiss someone?”
“Yeah, I still feel that way.”
that's rad
100th like
In fairness I felt the same way, but then again, I was imagining kissing a guy, so it makes sense that I wouldn't be super into it...
Legendary👏👏👏
Imma use this
One time my brother was talking about how asexuals don't date, and me being asexual and not aromatic asked him "what if they do". His reply was that then they were being selfish. So i told him that that's aromantic and not asexual. His confusion as he then learned about demiace and gray asexuality had me dying of laughter. He still didn't suspect a thing. You can call me agent AC-3 correcting asexual misinformation form the enemy's side
Nice hahaha good job AC-3! Go, and spread “the word” xD 🙌🏻
That's me with my friend but about bisexuality
i do this with my friends all the time bc they literally dont even try to show their homophobic-ness. as a closeted non-binary biromantic asexual (mouthful) i correct them on it all the time. asexual and aromantic are different, bisexual isnt stating theirs only two genders, etc
Can I join your agency? I can be Agent B1-A lmao
@@olive6466 ah yes, a fellow bi-ace lol
“Shes and hes can’t do crime” me being a they *steals BREAD*
*steals baguette with you*
*steals ALL the challa*
🍞🥐🥖🥯🥞🥪
@@steampowered0861 Something moves at the horizon, growing into a dark mass. It moves closer, across the sky. Creatures lift from the ground to join the mass, to join the horde. As they approach they fill the sky. The sun disappears and the land is covered with flickering shadows. Quickly people hide their bread. They have come. The dragons are here.
@@steampowered0861 Thank you!☺️🥺
My girlfriend is genderfluid and I'm so looking forward to saying "my husband" one day and "my wife" the next and making people think I'm breaking the law by marrying two people.
Say both in the same sentence! :D
How cool!!!
As the absolutely "stick to the rules" kid I used to be (and still are kind of...) I find it hilarious how I will be Breaking The Law if I ever did marry more than one person.
"Oh How Atrocious!! Having too much love to give"
@@nur2277 yeah it's a stupid rule. Poly people are valid.
@@EveryDayALittleDeath i _want_ to see three people get married with a ceremony and everything one day. it would be amazing and would make so many people feel valid. and if it's happened before when and is there anywhere i can see like photos or something because i want that
Wait, that's against the law?
laughing at “Jeremy” bc that’s the name of my ex’s homophobic/transphobic father
good coping mechanism
feeling confused right now because my name's Jeremy but i'm a gay trans person but also laughs at the name Jeremy
I- ik its your ex but is your ex okay?
@@1vyKh4n he’s fine he is straight and cis so his father had no problem with him (until I happened and my ex started being an ally)
appreciate the concern 💕
@@e.b.2817 oop-
The whole “what do you mean you’re LGBT? You’re too young to know” is super dumb. I’ve just recently started considering the fact I might be on the Asexual Spectrum. I’m 17, I think that’s probably old enough to know, and yet I keep going “well what if I’m just too young to experience sexual attraction?” and it’s low-key causing me distress :)
It’s not even the fist time I’ve considered it. I had the same train of thought when I was like 15 but the whole “nah, I’m too young to know” won out.
Somehow knowing I was bi got past the whole age barrier though, so that’s good.
It's funny, I used that as an excuse when I was a kid. I'm aroace and when I was young(er) I always said I wouldn't date until I was 18 because... reasons. Turns out the reason is that I don't want to date anyone, who would've thonk.
I'm asexual, but bi-romantic. I didn't figure out the bi thing until my early twenties (didn't know you could like more than one gender, cause bi erasure) and then the asexual thing a few years later. Also am not cis, figured that one out before the asexual.
HOWEVER! I knew i romantically liked boys VERY early on. Like, elementary school age. You're definitely not too young to know! We only figure it out later in life because we didn't have the language for our feelings before!
Also, i was super enamored with Catherine zeta Jones in the Zorro movie and i was like, five. Took a LOT of bi erasure and internalized homophobia to keep that realization from happening sooner. Goodness though, she's so pretty!
Do you people think 13 is too young to come out as ace? Because that's when I started identifying as such. I'm almost 15 now and have only had one crush, I'm identifying as a demipanromatic asexual but I'm still wondering if it's too early to know if I'm ace
@@audreyks6074 I don’t think it is. I wish I had come out earlier, I just always seemed so worried I’d get it wrong but looking back on it I think it’s a good thing for us to use whatever label we think we identify as at the time because even *if* we realise we’re something else later (which is 100% valid and not a bad thing) it’s still good to start exploring to understand ourselves.
@@audreyks6074 It's definitely not too young for knowing. Coming out is a whole 'nother thing, and something only you can know if is a good idea. But you can never be too young for anything. Sure, you might figure out that it's not exactly the label for you later, but who cares? I don't think anyone's ever 100% certain about these things, and that's fine. I've known I'm ace since I was around 14 and five years later I still identify as such, so yeah, sometimes you just get it right at the first try.
I’m officially out as bi to both of my parents! Mom’s a bit of a “you’re still young” and “don’t be so gay all the time” but she says she supports me as her child, and my dad is 100% okay with it :)
Next up, coming out as trans- I’m very scared LOL
Good luck, I really hope it goes well for you!❤️❤️
congrats on coming out and good luck!
You can do it. I hope it goes well.
What I've learned is that it's better for it to happen, even if not perfectly, than for it to not happen. It's really good to get these sorts of things off of your chest. (Or on your chest, if you'd prefer.)
Also, I took a look at your channel, I really like your art.
Omg I’m also bi and trans!
Wholesome family anecdote: My younger cousin (a cis girl) brought her friend (trans boy) to meet her family. Both in their early 20's at the time, and were secretly dating. They planned to visit our granny during the visit and my cousin's mum and step dad were stressing out about gran's reaction (and also from their comments the transphobia was showing :/ ). Friend met granny. Granny loved him. Later my aunt outed the boy to gran (what an ass). Granny's reaction: Well, I think he's a lovely young man. Granny is in her 80's and she totally schooled my backward relatives. Love my Granny
Your granny is precious and must be protected at all costs.
That's a touching story. She reminds me of my grandmother who, at 77, took my coming out far better than the rest of the family did. The elderly can have more compassion and maturity based on their life experience, I suppose.
Wholesome/accepting old folks are the Best! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Wholesome old people are the best kind of people.
Thanks for sharing your granny with us. We're all better off with her around.
"pan" in spanish means bread, so intead of making jokes with frying pans we make jokes about breads
say it louder for the people in the back, i love bread and now have a small hatered for frying pans XD
Mum dad
I’m a peace of bread
Its also bread in Italian I believe :)
It’s also bread in Japanese I think. My friends and I have all adopted it as code for pan. Frying pans are overrated
Pan as it is pronounced is in (If I am correct, which I might not be) every romance language and any time a language borrows the word from said romance languages. This includes (but is not limited to) Spanish, French, and Japanese (who borrowed it from aforementioned section of languages). Long story short, why don't people make this joke?!?!?!
"Humans legitimately do not get jiggy just to make babies."
Adding that to my personal dictionary
"You dated a girl and now you're dating a boy?" has the same energy as "you dated a blonde and now you're dating a brunette?" or "you dated an Asian person and now you're dating a Black person?"
I have a cousin Jeremy. He’s vegan, a drama kid, and the biggest flaming homosexual in a family that includes me.
I love the description
"biggest flaming homosexual in a family that includes me" is one of the best things I've read today, thank you for such a beautiful description
Shout out to your cousin Jeremy for apparently being bloody amazing
This Jeremy you are describing seems awesome!
Sounds like a pretty cool guy
me: “no matter what your religious belief is, gay marriage should be legal”
my cousin: ew
GOD DOES NOT GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO HATE ON AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PPL
What God says is also of no concern to lawyers. Or at least it shouldn’t be. Funny how nobody is arguing that pork and shellfish should be illegal.
The US tried legislating morality in the 1920s. It was an abysmal failure lol. That’s not what laws are for. There are lots of immoral things that are perfectly legal (paying your workers starvation wages for example), and lots of morally permissible things that nevertheless should definitely be illegal (one could argue it is morally permissible to kill evil people, but that should definitely still be illegal because it is destabilizing to society). Moral arguments should mean absolutely nothing in a court of law, or to a legislator. Laws are for the purpose of ensuring societal stability. Since gay and trans people do not destabilize society through their existence, there is no reason the law should say anything about them. Homophobes and transphobes however, do destabilize society. So they should definitely be illegal.
RIGHT?!?
I don’t know how to out-logic homophobes who don’t use ‘but god says it’s wrong’ as an excuse though. Sorry.
@@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 also in the bible god himself never says that homosexuality is wrong I think Gabe said it was an abomination but not once did God say it and thats usually what I tell people when they say that. Granted, they usually don't know what to say and then say something stupid like "Lies!" But for logical christians this sometimes helps
hi as a catholic who is also lgbtq+ i just wanna say, God is not homophobic/transphobic. God loves everyone unconditionally and He made us all the way He wanted us to be. He also calls us to love one another. love thy neighbor as thyself. *that’s like one of the biggest parts of our faith WHY DO PEOPLE NOT GET THIS???* (talking about the people who try to use religion as an excuse to be homophobic)
"Asexuals can levitate"
Me: *standing on both legs and looks at ace/aro friend floating off to space*
💀💀💀💀💀💀 I wheezed-
My dad just says: "if they aren't hurting anyone it's fine" "whatever makes people happy"
Pretty accepting I think. He still gets weird look on his face if he sees something or someone that "does not compute" right away but then he just moves on to whatever else we were doing:)
Well that's the thing, if its a generational culture clash but its not rooted in homophobia, its just their brain having a blue screen of death moment but then shrugging it off, it's fine. A lot of my friends in the dance group I am in, are somewhat perplexed about the idea of Ace/Aro, not so well known member of the rainbow family, and still tend to ask me a lot of weird questions but they accept me as part of the group so, if its just a confusion then that's fine. A lot of things straight people confuse the fuck outta me but you just shrug and think: Okay so thats a thing now. Fine.
@@starscreamthecruel8026 🤣yes! I didnt realize for way too long that people I met who were always talking about who is sexy, who they would love to get some time alone with, etc weren't just weirdos.
I just thought maybe they have a very active sex drive or something....🤷🏻♀️😅
@@sarahno4748 Speaking as an Ace who ONE TIME ONLY(as in one relationship) turned into a frigging nympho(and no I still dont know what happened, I count that as a blip), I am glad it burnt itself out. Knowing what I know about it, its like being on drugs. I am so glad I got my immunity back; I count it as being ill for a while so my immunity dropped but now I'm okay again. With that in mind, if everyone seems like a raving nympho to me now, I can understand why. Some never get off the addiction and remain addled by it for their entire life. Some like me, are lucky enough to beat their addiction and come out again the other side.
@@starscreamthecruel8026 I like to think about it like a bonding experience. I don't feel that crazed obsession that a lot of people seem to. But I do love closeness and I feel like it's a way to be close IF done a certain way for me. Having a partner who is not upset when told no and is very caring is a must I think.
It would never work with a stranger or even an acquaintance and most people aren't willing to not sleep with someone for an unspecified amount of time😅
It really is an addiction for a lot of people I think though. Whether that's because they don't have other healthy outlets and/or they don't see it as a problem so they dont want to change it I don't know🤷🏻♀️
@@sarahno4748 I dont think they realise because they cannot see it from *outside afterwards* like I did. They think this is normal, this is how people are supposed to be, anything that isnt is the deviant behaviour. If only they knew.
"Pansexuals are lying on the floor, asexuals are levitating"
Me, a panromantic asexual: *confused screaming*
You are lying down, levitating like half an inch above the floor.
@@rinpaisys *door
I’m just on the floor dead not long down
Lying down
@@rinpaisys exactly youre like laying but a bit of the floor.
I was once told by a fellow trans/ace person that the A in LGBTQIA stood for “ally” because allies apparently face greater persecution than ace people. I brought up the fact that ace people often face sexual harassment/assault/rape in an effort to “fix” them and are even killed for being ace. This person had the nerve to tell me, with absolute seriousness, that the assaults ace people face aren’t because they are ace, but always for some other nebulous reason. Their evidence? They were assaulted for being trans, not ace, so anti-ace violence doesn’t exist. I’ve never unfollowed anyone so quickly before in my life.
What does the I stand for? From my experience Asexual people are rarely noticed for the most part. The best examples I know of ace people are Nikola Tesla or the Wright brothers.
@@grizzlybear2702 the I stands for intersex. And for the most part ace people can stay pretty stealthy about their sexuality. It's when they say as much when asked, especially when turning down romantic/sexual advancements, that it becomes dangerous. There was even a pretty famous case in the past few years of an asexual streamer being killed and beheaded after turning down a guy that wanted to date her.
@@ProfessorSpacecakes good point. My claim about asexual people was a more accurate representation ace men. Given that men are always responsible for making the first move and asking the girl out and the opposite never happens, an ace man wouldn’t show up on the radar and will never be noticed. Nikola Tesla was known for his invention and not his sexuality.
Since when does someone's place in the community revolve entirely around how much oppression they do or don't experience? Yes that's a part of it, but like even if somehow allies got more oppression than ace people (which they don't) it's incredibly depressing to think that your place as a member of the LGBTQ+ is bolstered by how shit your identity makes your life. It's about being a gender or sexual minority and not being accounted for in a cishet society, not just the pain that causes. Jeez people will come up with any reason to gatekeep acearo people from the community. The whole 'ace people are oppressed for being women/gay/trans and not actually ace' nonsense.
That person is not an ally.
8:42
Fun Fact: "Pan" is "bread" in spanish.
A common joke is that pansexuals are attracted to bread.
It’s kind of like English speakers joking that pansexuals are attracted to cooking pans.
I can confirm that I am in fact attracted to bread
It made me so happy when I was meeting with coworkers and talking about weekend plans. One of the older guys was excited about hanging out with his best friend and his husband. It was nice that this group of corporate employees that don’t know each other very well are comfortable because it wasn’t always that way.
me being a trans man named Jeremy and seeing all the Jeremy comments: _very_ confused, but feeling valid at the same time
you are valid jeremy ✨
Oh this is why 4:32
@@Damascene_ you too :) ✨
If someone tells you you're not valid, they're wrong
Unless your "super straight"
@@pez3416
They're still valid!
Valid transphobes. I'm glad they brand themselves so we all know who to avoid.
Unless they are referring to your expired credit card...
*super straights and animesexual’s are trying to enter the chat, but the lgbtq+ barrier is to good for them*
@@gworenurse_bwunny What does animesexual even mean?
2:20
Teen: ‘I’m LGBT’
People: ‘You’re too young to know!’
30y/o: ‘I’m LGBT’
People! ‘How are you just now finding out? Sounds fake’
I personally agree with leaving out allies. Too often, I see “allies” fill in the A in LGBTQIA where Asexual should be. Definitionally, they are not part of the community. Allies are 🌼wonderful🌼 but imo the acronym defines the community.
I'm pan-oriented arospec-ace, so does that mean I'm a parallel-to-the-floor levitating dragon who buys too much bread? Yes, yes it does.
Is it levitating or just flying if you are a dragon?
@@franknstein5376 I don't know. Not all dragons can fly.
@@SpringStarFangirl what kind of dragon are you
@@malarkeylaboratories3658 I'm a spinosaurus
@@SpringStarFangirl you didn't answer the question
I’m struggling with my gender right now. I’ve always gone by all pronouns but people will only ever use she. I binded a few days ago for the first time, and people referred to me as a boy and it made me feel much happier. I’m not sure if I want to transition because I’ve never really felt severe dysphoria, but rather only euphoria. Sorry for rambling but I just needed to get it out on there.
I don’t know anything about gender dysphoria because I’m cisgender, but I would say just do whatever makes you feel happiest.
I’m so sorry for you, I know how you feel. I’ve been struggling too, I hope it gets better for you, my advice is persevere, I know it’s basic and reused and sounds like I’m trying to downplay it, but I promise you can do it. I hope you can find what makes you happy!
Gender is very fluid. You don’t have to be a boy to use male pronouns. You can do this. I’m they/them, bro.
I believe being trans is determined more by euphoria- while dysphoria is present for many, it’s not there for everyone. I’m pretty sure I’m bigender- female and a non binary gender I can’t identify- and haven’t ever really felt *dysphoria,* just happy when I acknowledged that other gender sitting there.
I'm very sorry to hear you struggling with your gender and I don't want to convince you to do something if your not 100% comfortable, but I want to let you know that even if the people around you don't support you then you need to know your in a massive community of people and the more you reach out on social media the more people you'll find love and support you. you are valid, you will get through this and YOU ARE LOVED! much love from Mexico and I hope you find a way to be as happy as humanly possible! 😄🏳️🌈🇲🇽
my brother said in a non offensive way, that if he didn’t know me and saw me wearing all of my pride merch, he would think i’m gay. Little did he know😏
The title: *exists*
Me: *immediately questioning if I'm homophobic or not*
Later me: *watches video until I get the context* I am an insult now, beware
My coming out to my Polish family was also kinda hilarious. It was my grandma's 70s birthday, and she and my mom talked about how great it would be to use it to introduce her new granddaughter (I'm trans) to the family.
After consulting me, my mom outed me because I am kinda shy of having the attention focused on me.
She started her little speech the worst possible way:
"This is the last time Deadname sits here with us"
One aunt started crying, one uncle asked what I have and that there must be a way to save me, everyone else is shocked and scared.
I mean in that moment I was probably more scared than them, but now me and my mom remember that and laugh about it 😂
Proud and happy for you but bad news
Poland’s situation is umm
Homophobic bad
I also wanna know what happened
What happened after was that she introduced her new granddaughter, the OP.
Great story
I'm so happy your mom and grandmother support you! That sounds hilarious
Hey everyone! Thank you for the interest and sorry for the late reply!!
So after my mom said that this is the last time I'll be there, and next time there'll be a girl in my place, they all understood immediately.
Everyone smiled and clapped. One uncle started pouring vodka for everyone and while he was at it, my mom started crying from the overall reaction (she is super supportive and I guess even she didn't expect that reaction)
When another uncle (the one who spoke up about what I have) asked why she's crying. "It's the most normal and wonderful thing! She finally found out who she is! We should be happy with her and celebrate with her!!"
Other relatives went to congratulate my mom as if she just announced a pregnancy, then they came to me and hugged me and told me they would love me regardless, and if anyone would give me shit for that, my family will have my back!
Once everyone had a glass of vodka, they all raised it and said "To... what will be your name?" and my grandma said "Emily" and everyone "To Emily! The most beautiful girl in the family!"
Later another uncle told me not to worry, the only thing that'll change for them, is that I'll get flowers for my birthday instead of vodka 😂
A catholic aunt even said that God made me that way.
Then they all sang happy birthday to me, drank another round, asked some questions about how I realized it, what are my next planed steps in my transition, how they can help.
Everyone is so sweet, no one asked any invasive questions and they offered me their help in shopping or hair and makeup styling (one of my aunts is a hairdresser)
Some said that they might mix up my pronouns or name sometimes, and asked for forgiveness in advance.
Tbh, I don't mind that, I know they accept me and they're trying their best to be supportive, so if they mix iit up, I know it won't be on purpose.
i LOVE hearing women say "my wife" and men say "my husband" and also saying "my partner" if theyre nonbinary, it makes me so happy🥺 i think im just projecting my vision of marrying a woman or nonbinary person in the future dkwodkdmsm
After seeing so many videos on LGBTQ+ memes I’ve created a list:
Lesbians are fairies
Gays are queens
Aces are magical beings
Enbys are gods above the law
(I’ll edit everytime someone adds more if you want to!
My quote of the day:
“If being hetero is normal it would be Heterosapiens not Homosapiens” and “if the Bible is against gays then it wouldn’t be the Bi-ble”
Damn, I need to remember that!
There is an update to the "hell apparently" story! Everything ended up okay and they are in fact using this story as a "haha funny" story now :)
Thank frick, I was genuinely concerned.
I've been seeing that story four years and this is the first follow up news I've heard!!!! Thank you!!!!
I was looking through the comments hoping to find this info. :)
Yesterday, my little sister was decorating a pillow case with me, and I made an entire half have rainbow spots and then we showed it to my homophobic parents who thought I just liked rainbows (even though my favorite color is black and I mostly like dark colors). It was actually because pride month is coming up, but no one knows that but me.
I put 2 pride flags (1 rainbow and the other non binary flag) on my math project and I told my dad "I like the colors" and that's also how I have a bi flag in my room because they think I just like colorful flags lmao
@@cobaltbluesky2276 Oh wow, that's awesome!
My sister needed my phone to look something up and I had the bi-pride flag as my keyboard background. She goes "What an awful gradient choice!" and goes about her business. I was just glad she didn't know what pride flags are because I would've been in deep shit.
Unrelated but VARIAN
@@KSayWhatNow WHAT? It's such a cool gradient! Those colors are really pleasing to the eye, she doesn't know what she's talking about!
1) The game is Banjo-Kazooie
2) "Pan" means bread in several languages, so "Pan bread" is very funny.
Smash Bros Ultimate, but it has Banjo & Kazooie in a DLC pack, good try. (At least you got the original game.)
So, if Pansexuals lie on the floor and Asexuals levitate, would that make me, a Panromantic Asexual, levitating on my back? Epic! I've always wanted to back float on nothing and look like some satanic being!
Oh I love Satan!
No ur sitting
Hail SATAN 😈666
AAA battery (any/all)
@@eliotoole4534 Still AA here(ace/aro). Who knows maybe some day I'll pick up the last one.
Do it 😈
In the dinosaurs one, I would have liked if instead of allies they put the lesbian (that seems to be the one people always forget), the non binary (although its included in the trans one I guess) or the aromantic flag u_u
Exactly, this is exactly what I thought too T_T
The ally one was there because the pun was available. Pachy"sappho"losaurus is a fun one. missed opportunity tbh.
@@steinbuil2458 Ooh, excellent deep cut dinosaur pun!
@@steinbuil2458 Yup. Allosaurus lends itself to Ally-saurus. Pachy-sappho-losaurus would have been amazing though. Someone needs to draw that.
@@steinbuil2458 Pachy"sappho"losaurus is brilliant.
“Asexuals can levitate”
Yes, we can
We also are given other amazing powers when given cake and or garlic bread.
Fear us.
Oooh, now i want cake... And garlic bread... Why can't my ace magic instantly make me both of them???
@@AskMia411 Yeah... that one is still a work in progress.
I just pictured a cake _made_ out of garlic bread and I have sent my brain to jail.
@@r.j.penfold I might be out of my mind tired, but that actually sounds good
@@AskMia411 have you not downloaded Asexual 2.0 software update? We can *create* *garlic* *bread*
Me: is a biromantic ace
Me: *levitates, flips over, and starts walking on my hands*
*pans are lying on the floor, asexuals are levitating*
Me a pan ace: I don’t have a clue what’s going on here, but I’ll pretend I do!
You are leviating two cms off the floor at an angle so it LOOKS like you are lying ON the floor but only you know you are airborne :D
@@starscreamthecruel8026 OOO YEA
When we figure out we’re ace, we get teleported to the Ace Witch. There, we train with other recruits until we’re magical. There is more, but that I cannot tell, for it is secret.
Long live the Ace Witch.
The ace witch is really amazing, they are such a great teacher!
Blessed be the Ace Witch.
Blessed be the the Ace Witch
Blessed be the Ace Witch
Be careful not to let others know our secrets, fellow ace!
"I'm not bored, just tired."
Why is that a mood, though?
I personally think that, while I adore allies and they're very necessary and lovely, they aren't part of the community. They can have a flag, but they aren't a member of the community. They are supporters of the community, but they aren't ever gonna be included imo
The ace memes are hilarious. Maybe I'm a bit biased bc im ace.
him: sorry if my glasses are wonky
me: * tries to figure out how and where his glasses are wonky the whole rest of the video *
“all laws say he or she”
Me using he AND she pronouns:
Bad luck, laws apply double to you
I'm they/them...LAWS ARE NOTHING TO ME.
Wait how do you use both pronouns? Genuine question not trying to rude or anything just curious
@@MistyRainfallSprout06 Not the OP, but some people have multiple genders (bigender, pangender, genderfluid and genderqueer, to name a few identities off the top of my head), so therefore they'll have multiple sets of pronouns to accommodate :D! Of course, this isn't just for those peeps, and even binary trans and cis people can use them! Think of pronouns as something closer to gender expression rather than something tied to gender identity, just like how a dress is just a piece of clothing and isn't exclusively tied to women! Hope that helps :D
@@the-pan-potato3139 ooooh got it thanks
I absolutely love asexual memes. Not only do they fully encompass my sense of humor, but also, asexuals just have so much lore at this point. They're magical dragons who can levitate, are fueled off of cake and garlic bread, and they're going to dominate the world some day with the entire LGBTQ+ community just cheering them on. I love it.
Edit: 8:35 Holy crap, I'm a dragon too? This is wild. I love it.
Also, almost the entirety of my friend group is composed of dragons. This is beautiful.
My mum telling me "Dont marry with a man like your father."
Me knowing I dont like pp: 😍🌈💅"Okay mum" 😏🤭♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
As an asexual, and someone who is often called “Dragon” bc of my online name, the part about aces turning into dragons is absolutely perfect xD
the dragons aprove
Dragon is an epic name to go by
@@delta___6951 ty :D
bi trans dude here, and everytime i'm mildly inconvenienced i utter "i'm a sad fat dragon" and love it when other people get befuddled by it. they're like "!! you're not fat!!" and I'm just... "Well, a sad dragon then, or is there any other part of that statement you disagree with?" it's always fun
So…does that make me a Dragonborn because I’m demi? 🤔
I was watching Ellen when my mum walked past and said, "Ellen's gay too, isn't she?" Her way of letting me know she knows I'm not straight.
thats clever, but clearly she doesnt mind which is good
THIS IS SO CUTE 😭
AHHHH I LOVE THIS
Wow. That's a wonderful story.
Although I am 110% awkward-thumbs-up bi, I feel like I need to shout out to all the jazz-hands bis who don't get enough love.
I love that you do ads for pride counselling. Once I went to a counsellor and was expressing some issues I was having with a partner after coming out as demisexual, and my counsellor asked "who diagnosed me as demisexual". Totally ruined the therapy experience. So that sounds like a really amazing service
I love the human nature argument because literally anything humans do is inherently human nature.
That "Hell, apparently" is the most beautiful thing ever. It may have been an accidental outing at that moment, but I just thing it's beautiful and needs to be a start of a successful standup comedy career. 🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜
YES
Or a get-up-and-leave comedy career
I'm sorry everyone
2:55 bahahaha “just a friend”, Adrien is that you?!😂
"Have I gone red? I've gone red" is FAR to relatable.
Remember;
* You are valid! 💙
* You are loved!💗
* You are not alone! 💟
* You are worthy of everything good! 💗
* I am proud of you! 💙
Sending Mom-Hugs to everyone who need one! 🖤
Awww
Thank u :)
yayyy :D
thanks 🥺
Yay
Fun fact about dragons!
Dragons are know to collect large amounts of specific valuable things like gold, jewelry, and even knowledge that the dragon finds interesting or important to them.
Me, closeted ace, with all the books and cool rocks and shells I’ve collected over the years: “Don’t mind me while I guard my horde like the fire breathing spAce lizard that I am!!!”
That explains why my house is cluttered lol
🤗
oh my god, i never thought about it... that actually explains a lot XD
i have a collection of crystals, cool stuff i find that i keep in a tiny box, and LOTS of books
Me
It’s important to note allies. Historically the Ally label has been used so people who haven’t felt safe to come out could still be in LGBT+ spaces.
Jammi: "hands up in the crowd if you're an alpaca"
my alpaca plushie chilling on the desk next to me: HECK YEAH
If we're only allowed to "identify" as whatever we are at the age of 26 and a half, i only have two more years to go until i finally am no longer obliged to explain what asexuality is and yes it's a thing no I'm not a late bloomer anymore! Can't wait!
Hello fellow ace!!! 🖤💜
You know, I think I figured out I was ace at 26 and a half. There might be something to this. 😆
I am an ace teen. But I'm scared to tell others...
I'm planning to come out as ace once I turn 20
be one of those once in a century flowers that signal an oncoming disaster
26 AND A HALF WAS SO SPECIFIC ARE YOU OKAY JAMIE 😭😭😭
I met a new group for work recently and I mentioned my wife. Later one asked about my partner and another about my girlfriend 😑
It did irritate me because if I was in a hetro relationship they probably wouldn't have changed the term I used.
I love how positive you are 🥰 I'm so happy I found your channel, I've been bingewatching your videos for a while now 😂
"You homophobic banana peel!"
Idk why but I just love it when people use random, unrelated objects as an insult.
It sounds like a Gordon Ramsey insult
In year two, I called a girl an annoying pineapple.
You stupid t-shirt
You ugly palm tree
You narrow minded cupboard
It works with everything
@@Ezzy1331_ you narrow minded cupboard is the best imo
My child invents the most perfect insults like this. I once heard them say "stop being such a carrotcake" to me when I scolded them for running over a road without looking. I still have no idea what it is suppose to mean 😂😂
obviously, there are straight cis allies but did anyone else get really into lgbtq+ rights as an 'ally' before they realised they were queer
Me-
Yeah lmao
Me
I’m feeling real called out right now-
My partner :)
Oh my goodness this really made my day! I’m so excited for Pride Month tomorrow! It’s my first Pride where all my friends and family know I’m part of the LGBTQ+ community! I wish everyone an amazing and safe day, month, year etc and I love u all!💕💕✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I know I'm not in the lgbt+ community.
But Jammie, your videos always make my day and brighten my mood.
So thank you for being the wonderful person that you are :)
You are great.
I care about you all and want nothing but good things in your life. I know it will get better for you all, everyone here has a bright future ahead. I'm so proud of everything you have overcome, you are all wonderful humans that your family should respect and be proud of. I'm sorry for everything you have had to go through and everything you endure but you will succeed in life. Never forget you have so many people who care and you bring so much good to this world. You have a beautiful soul with so much potential, you can do it.
someone I know needed this, thank you
Thank you I wish for robux
thank you cactus!
❤️
I never knew how much I need this until I read it.
“Aces are magical “ Wingardium Levi-ace-a
Wait a minute I'm rereading the Harry Potter books and I'm literally on that page rn wtf, and I'm ace too
This is kinda freaking me out lmao
Yoo youre my favorite god oþer þan apollo
Hey Jammi! Your videos are amazing and you help me so much! You always make me smile when I'm sad and you've helped me realize who I am.
I love your content so much. It is from watching you that I finally got the courage to come out as bi. Your confidence in who you are made me believe that it is in fact possible for myself. I love you and keep on being amazing.
Yesterday I was in the car with my dad (I’m bi and only a couple of my friends know) and he was ranting about how great Christianity is and said, “I don’t care if you’re homosexual, it’s against God’s word and he hates it, you’re going to hell” and I started crying so I just said my seasonal allergies were acting up.
But the thing is, if God loves everyone, how would he hate lgbtq+ people? It’s almost never mentioned in the Bible and it says to love your enemies. I’m a bisexual Christian(although many times I wish I wasn’t to avoid the toxic people) and none of the logic makes sense
I’m so sorry you have to deal with this. I’m sorta in the same boat so I know how you feel. But I just thought I should tell you, in case you don’t know, that God isn’t homophobic or transphobic. In fact the line in the Bible that people use to justify their homophobia is actually mistranslated. In the original text God said “man should not lay with a boy” and not “man should not lay with a man.” Pedophilia is a sin not homosexuality. Idk if this will help you but I thought it might be worth a shot. You are valid and worthy of love 🌈🌈🌈❤️❤️❤️
Just think about :) there is this theory because of Things they Said thst Jonathan was gay. Maybe even in a relationship with David at some Point. But at least Out to David and David accepted him. The Later to be King David. Father of Solomon. The ancestor of Jesus (when they existed. But ...Ehen you want to believe in them. Eh not) and god never punished David or Jonathan for thst.
Also ... I highly believe when Jesus was real, thst He was in love with Lazarus
@@the-pan-potato3139 Well I think this is believe based :) - I Just often try to find historical Context and then it would be more thst Mary was Just Not married but pregnant. And god Just "approved" it
Bit thinking of hin Just Dressing aß man ist also Kind of interesting
@@the-pan-potato3139 me too :) after all there is No real scientific aproval. So we Just can throw Up theorys. But Just .... Be a good Person.
I'm sorry you have to deal with this. It makes no sense, God is love, that's like the first thing they teach (at least for me it was). So they love you the way you are. They have a plan for you, and their plan was for you to be bisexual. It's no one's place to question what God thinks or plans. They love you and they will be there for you if you let them. Please remember that when you hear that kind of things. It's not true. It's a lie that awful people made up. Love you. I hope you can find a bit of peace with this and your father grows up. And even if he doesn't, you are not alone. God is love. In all of its forms. And they love you.
p.d: I'm sorry if my english is bad, it isn't my first language.
fun fact:
spongebob is confirmed to be ace
He’s ace bi😁
He reproduces via spores
You don’t need to apologize at the beginning of every video. You’re wonderful just as you are!!
Also, you bring some levity to the interwebs which is BADLY needed these days! Thank you for being you!
I absoutely ADORE your channel and the community! It's wholesome, accepting AND informative! I love all of you cute wittle humans
I was sitting at a family get together listening to my family being homophobic/transphobic when I got this notification so needless to say this made my day so much better ☺️
Unrelated but Love your pfp
Sorry to hear that.
I wish you all the best days and respectful people for all the tomorrows coming in your life.
Going through all this is incredibly tough but you are incredibly strong!
@Sophia Lau Cain I thought it was a weasel dressed as Kyoto, but it might be either idk much about zoology.
@@benedictdwyer2608 That’s a llama
Thats terrible. My uncle is gay (From my dads side) so I don't have to worry to much about that. Except my Grandparents from my moms side may be homophobic and my dad made a comment about bisexula and pansexual being the same thing and im pan. Overall tho I'm mostly just to nervous to come out.
my parents were discussing lots of the 'gay agenda' today, and my dad kept on calling me a girl and it made me VERY uncomfortable
Power move: call him a girl
@@putridpunk7988 i would, except im not out so yeah
You're literally a girl, Rebecca.
@@firasjemil213 who's rebecca? if it's me, then you're wrong, i'm genderfluid
@@un-bee-leivable Still a girl
I just wanted to say thank you! Your videos give me so much comfort and things to learn.
I've been having a rough few weeks and I needed some fun and happy memes thank you! :)
I used to work airport security and as part of our training we were told that same-sex couples were to be treated identically to opposite-sex couples and if you had personal issues with that to put it aside because you were meant to focus on security and not your personal feelings towards passengers.
And every time I would screen people of the same sex and they said they were dating or married my heart would literally flutter so happily.
A couple years back our government amended the surrogacy law to include single mothers but not same-sex couples, so almost all of us at the airport wore pride flag pins or stickers on our uniforms in protest and I remember foreigners, specifically LGBT foreigners, being so pleasantly surprised to see all of us with rainbows on our uniforms.
THEY FREAKING TOLD EVERYONE THAT WE’RE DRAGONS. NO!!!!!!!
oh fuck
oh god
Which would explain how you levitate... 🤔🐉
@@amarisfrede2 shhhhhh
QUICK SCATTER-
I just found your channel today and your voice is so calming!
One advantage lesbian couples have is that both parties can say "my wife" in a Borat voice
"Otherwise you'll never know until you're 26 and a half!" My sister found out around 6 months ago that she's bisexual and she just recently turned 27 😭
HAHAHAHAJAH 😭😭😭
As a pansexual, I feel spiritually seen by the meme that says our sexuality is laying on the floor
Me, an enby person after the last meme: Am I... Am I allowed to do crimes? *staring at my hands as though they carry enormous power*
(6:57) Fear me, I have the power to levitate and lay on the floor at the same time. Wow.
Ah, a fellow person who is doing two things at once, nice
Hello! To all of my LGBTQ+ brethren, please remember. Violence is only okay if you’re fighting homophobic bigots!
Respect!
*homophobic banana peels
:D
And as a secondary reminder, no pizza for transphobes, and all aces/aros are entitled to steal $20 from any aphobe they encounter :)
Permanent reminder that TERFs, gayphobes and panphobes are all on the naughty list indefinitely!
5:37 Thank you!! I hate when people include allies in things like this. Like he said, allies are great, but they aren't part of the lgbtq+ community, hence "allies". Like when people say the A in "LGBTQIA+" stands for ally and not aro/ace. Like, no babes
Wait A doesn't stand for Ace? OoF I always thought it did, nvm jdjsrk
I think it does stand for Ace/Aro but some people say it stands for Ally. Pretty sure is actually stands for Ace/Aro
(Ace/Aro) We ARE the allies. We stand in front of the Rainbow team and block the Straights from getting in.
i've never watched your videos before but you have this type of aura that just makes everyone feel safe and i love it
6:46 me, a panromantic asexual: *confused confusing confusion*
re dinos, as someone who tries to be an active ally I find it weird to be included (people should be able to have their own things!), but as a preschool teacher who recently did a dinosaur week, allosaurus is right there and such an easy switch that I bet the dino-loving artist couldn't resist tossing it in anyway
I was looking for a comment like this, because I was having trouble wording my thoughts on it! As a genderfluid bean, I think allies:
- Are awesome.
- Aren't part of the Alphabet Mafia.
- Can still totally have "allysaurus" because the pun is solid and the illustration is adorable.
I think the dino just needed an "Ally-saurus" written on the patch somewhere. Then the ally could have cute dino lgbt+ merch and show support without being directly included in the group?
Yeah my reaction to it was: "Hey Jamie, you try coming up with pun names for dinosaurs connected to LGBTQIA+ stuff then.
It's probably not that easy, and when one stares you in the face you take it even if it's only tangentially related to LGBTQIA+"
Similar to the "going to hell coming out" bit, one time when I went to the chiropractor, my mom was like "feeling all straightened out?" And I instinctively responded "no I'm feeling gay" and I'm not sure if she took it as an odd joke or me coming out
"why am I doubting myself?" 💜😆
I literally laughed out loud, boisterously, with the "Hell Apparently" answer. That totally sounds like something I would do in that situation. But you better believe it would have been on purpose and not accidental.