We made this game OFFENSIVE.
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- čas přidán 11. 12. 2020
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Schlatt and the boys give some presentations.
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Friends in the video:
@Charborg
@SwaggerSouls
@cscoop
@traves
@boofdelivery
@24FramesOfNick
@Kryoz
The Jackbox Party Pack is a fun time when Schlatt and the boys get together. It's like watching Bob Ross but worse! Watch Schlatt and SwaggerSouls and Kryoz and Charborg draw funny versions of Schlatt in Champed Up, like Schlagg, Schluddle, Schlakers, Schquidward, etc., and also drop bars in Mad Verse City. We have fun here folks! No, none of us are dating (the new dating show with Schlatt and Minx is coming soon) or playing Minecraft 1.16 challenges (although I sure wish we were - think of the views!) We're simply a bunch of friends making funny moments compilations with each other.
Yes, I copied and pasted that from last time cuz it got a lot of views and this is basically the same video again. It's just business! Kryoz, cscoop, traves, and logan join us this time to give fun presentations in Talking Points and Patently Stupid. Watch as the men talk about Corpse Husband and how Egirls are Ruining my Life! and also how he chokes me like he loves me or something I don't know. Well anyways I'm gonna go now bye - Hry
Swagger seeing his topic for the slideshow and IMMEDIATELY running with it is one of the greatest things I've ever heard in my life
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbraibbbbbrain rrobbbrot
Fucking love Swagger's entries
He's always so entrepreneur-like and he somehow always makes the most out of it. It's so professionally stupid.
EDIT: Never mind I just saw the brain rot entry, swagger is just fucking awesome
the clipping of his mic when he screamed made it 10x better lmfao
I was laughing so hard I didn't hear like half of it
WhWY IS ThiS HahhaappeNIng
"We made this game offensive"
Oh, so you weren't.... doing that before?
Sounds like someone can't take a joke
@@viktingg seems like somebody can’t tell when someone’s joking
@@needsahobby8799 right back you buddy
@@needsahobby8799 his name is professor dumbass he does have a point
@@PhoenixAce true
Swagger had NO RIGHT to almost fucking kill me with that presentation I’m STILL SOBBING
My brain turnes in a porridge
Schlatt 24/7: I’m not gay
Schlatt during jackbox:
R A I N B O W S
the schlatt acting gay compilations 😭
I’m convinced that schlatt secretly enjoys writing his 4 lines of homoerotic fiction
well of course, after all he DOES write from the heart
Absolutely
Secretly?
It's no secret hh
Fiction?
Schlatt when he makes gay jokes: *L A U G H*
Schlatt when other people make gay jokes: *"ok buddy that's gay"*
schlatt can be the only gay one no one else allowed
ngl this is pretty gay :/
Always has been.
Gayschlatt
The most homosexual, but homophobic man on earth. Jschlatt. He won the award.
i cant fathom the words to describe how hard i laughed when swagger presented the challenges of *BRAIN ROT*
Joys*
Why is thIS HAPPENNING !??
if i had the dad finder i would be getting directed to a jail LMAOOO
What a coincidence!
mine would lead straight 6 feet under
@@zip6096 cool, your father is a miner!
Mine idk to be honest I never knew him so idk
Why is my finder locating a childrens playground
Schlatt tomorrow: thinking about getting cancelled... again
@SHOOTER GAMER stfu
@SHOOTER GAMER okay shooter gamer
@SHOOTER GAMER Dude will you stfu
*omg cancel Schlatt he offends me because I have no personality or sense of humor*
@SHOOTER GAMER well you arent gonna get it
"I got some of the most kindhearted people"
Me: **Double-checks the title**
@SHOOTER GAMER Stfu kid get your own views
@@GrizzleyBearington Dont be so damn rude.
@@guitarsoot784 stop simping for children
@@guitarsoot784 hes right tho
Clout
I keep coming back to this video, and I'm still amazed at how Swagger's brain-rotting "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" hasn't made it into a sound clip
Just bought the Dad Finder 2000! I’m using it right now but I think something went wrong...it’s pointing to the town cemetery?
Mines pointing at the mail man's house :/
That’s unfortunate, but thankfully I still have my dad! He’s going to get milk right now!
Mine is pointing to my uncle....
Mine is pointing under my house
OH.
"Schlatt is trying to kill you"
Schlatt: *Looks in the camera intensely as he clocks his gun*
Luckly i also have a Glock 17
How do you clock a gun bro i never ⏰ my gun
@@hzfg sadly your lying
@@emerson4641 never said it had to be a real glock
He always keeps that mf thang on him
the slogan for the dad finder should've been
"Get a dad, not a daddy"
Oh shit, yes
@@WrathofFenrir99 "twitter bad xD give me validation pls"
@@thefakepie1126 found the twitter use crying
what if i'm gay?
@@mrakhsaalaksamanap8203 found the insecure person basing his self-worth by how much he brings others down
Therapist: "British Schlatt doesn't exist, he can't hurt you "
British Schlatt 13:20
schlatt is so American he still would own a gun if he was British
7:04 WHY IS THIS hAppEninG
SwaggerSouls 2020
This is the single best game ever for these people to play
@@blackbob1576 yes brother we must destroy
Agreeed
Fax
the best of course being among us... sykkuno live stream
>"These people"
>Offensive.
Something about Schlatt saying “Attaboy” to whoever wins the round is wholesome to me
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
timestamp??
He did play baseball, plus he’s a newyorker
Schlattaboy
✨rare aesthetic✨ the supportive dad that hangs out with the kids friends when they come over and teaches them how to play random games that no one has heard of
6:30 Swaggersouls really knows how to pull a comedic act doesn't he?
Ye s
huge respect for jschlatt, mans doesn't give a fuck about cancel culture and im here for it completely
Amen to that, bro
Agreed
Cheers, I'll drink to that bro
Amen
Amen
Don't worrry guys, the raps aren't gay, they're just hyping each other up.
this is so true
second reply
@@linck9810
Is that mememe?
Not gay with the homies
thank you, vincent.
"Wait, Schlatt's mascot is a ram, not a goat???"
Schlatt standing behind us all with a gun: _"Always has been."_
DragonaxFilms, a Ram is a male goat actually.
@Snmerr 309 let me guess, that’s your video?
Dead meme
@@TiffysUsername Ram is an uncastrated male sheep. Uncastrated male goat is a Buck.
His pfp use to be Rammy but changed it cus cr or smthn
This is literally “how to piss off twitter” in game form
4:10 Travis’s scream of failure gets me every time
I still don't understand how schlatt is the ONLY PERSON who ever explains this game. I've literally never seen anyone else try to explain it.
wait youre right thats so weird
Yea i finally understand what's going on with these games
yea, like finally i understand lol
Cause they're pretty simple games to understand. They're kinda self explanatory
That's his thing? He opens doors to people by explaining things
Corpse Husband fans’ dads be like:
Nice pfp
im out here lookin like a jester, but at least my absent father looked like a worse clown
oh i get it there's nothing there after the colon
then there's me, a corpse husband fan with 2 moms
L
8:29
everyone: laughs
schlatt: **casually loads the glock**
7:11 J S C H L O N K E Y
swaggers "WHY IS ThIS haPPenINg!!?" made me almost piss myself from laughing so hard.
N-n-NeXt sLiDe
He is an absolute Genius
Same it was fucking hilarious
I had to stop the video to give myself air multiple time lmao, that was too funny
Timestamp: 7:04
“we made this game offensive”
twitter: so i kept typing-
@@boog2383 cant wait for those children to grow up and look back at themselves and just feel bad about themselves
@@Sn0w037 i don’t think those children will ever grow up if they keep using twitter tbh
@@HelioliskVEVO like.... they’ll die? Or they will just not mature.....
@@KrakenEggs they’ll never mature and learn what the real world is like
@@HelioliskVEVO
The scary part is that they're affecting the real world, and damaging it in the process. God help the future generations that will have to deal with the aftereffects of these easily offended imbeciles.
18:19 "Do you like how my face *disintegrates int o c h a l k* ?"
15:40 Daniel - The Cooler Daniel
*“I love Corpse Husband.”* -Jschlatt
So you’re into necrophilia?
Thanks _I hate it._
JAQJRJJANNS
@@ladymisfortune1015 he’s also dead
*i mean, schlatt is technically dead too-*
@@lucifersatan4611 Even Satan hate it, how am I to like?
"Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I was Jschlatt."
wait omg fellow enby jschlatt fan wowe
@@fyo9918 omg !!!! enby schlatt fans together !!!
@@javenderdannn3662 YUH
@@javenderdannn3662 is that a barbara pfp???? like from genshin???
@@fyo9918 yes 👉👈 i drew it yesterday and thought it looked nice enough for a profile pic lmao
1:51 - Awwww hes just holding his plush!
* looks in background *
*o no-*
Oh yes
Swagger channeled the ancient power of every drug he's ever taken to deliver the greatest presentation ever seen or heard.
Agreed. Not even the Beatles while they were writing Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds could compare.
Tomorrow Jschlatt be like:
“Thininin....thinikiningining...thininin”
Thinking about corpse husband
Thinking about sykkuno
It's because nobody has a clue what's happening
Today Jschlatt be like:
“Thininin....thinikiningining...thininin”
Thinking about thinking
"The most kindhearted people"
@SHOOTER GAMER get your own views. so many other youtubers worked hard for it
@SHOOTER GAMER get outta here
Lol
@SHOOTER GAMER this you?? czcams.com/video/o_LskiXQ73c/video.html
The fact that Swaggs immediately committed to the brain rot bit is mildly concerning at best, but frankly, it was fuckin’ great!
Nick: Schlatt wants to kill you.
Schlatt: Damn right.
I like how his mascot looks cute and innocent while jshlatt is acting like an angry texian.
He's clearly from New Jersey
he acts texan but sounds northern
@@floppagaming2213 he sounds american
theres a difference between southern and northern
@@lukeshioshio Schlatt is Danny DeVito confirmed ?!11!!?"1?.
Schlatt is like family guy, he's been canceled countless times but never dies
Edit: schlatt is funny unlike family guy
Cause he doesn't care. Most of the lunch club members who have been "canceled" just laugh it off
wait what was he cancelled for
@@skitty4734 just look at the shit that he posts...
@@fanyp8042 could you explain lol I still don't get it
@@fanyp8042 imagine getting offened on peoples behalf who dont care
3:04 I've been laughing for 5 minutes
Send help
4:50 basically every school presentation ever
Ah yes the evolution :
*Schlatt*
*Schlagg*
*Smag*
*Schlapiro*
*Baby gun*
*i am sad*
*the jizzer*
*dumb bird*
schlapeepee
Ghlatt
@@CRAutist Glatt
@@broskieclipse9927 shlapoopoo
🅖🅛🅐🅣🅣!
Is it me or is schlatt kinda look like jschlatt
*iTs cAuSE itS tHe sAME pErsoN yOU duMmY*
oMg I dIdNt NoTiCe
@@tuxdraws8004 uMmM r/wOoOosH tHaT wAs a jOke yOu iDoT!!!!1!!
@@yourhatebuddy588 Lmao
Its you
15:45 Schlatt pulling out a glock is the single scariest moment in this video
7:03 Swagger souls screaming "WhY IS tHiS HApPEnING?!" Is just the most
Swagger really just called out Corpse Husband stans. Iconic
@@ikar304 because they are teen girls obsessing over someone because they have a extremely painful and incurable disease
@@walf6470 the way you described it sounds like he has cancer
@@pixiepearl2783 you know there are other diseases besides cancer, right?
@@pixiepearl2783 It's called Gastroesophageal reflux disease or GERD.
@@godwin- hehe
gerd
Twitter is literally quaking right now
They fear him lmao
Cancel culture number one target: Jschlatt
Omg it's elppa. You are one of my favorite creators I didn't know you actually comment on stuff
@@realtoon_ except he’s too powerful to ever be cancelled so we all good
Schlatt is un cancellable
The brainrot portion made me extremely light headed to the point that I passed out
5:57 Schmeat
canceling schlatt only MAKES HIM STRONGER
schlatt does not care dude, he just keeps going harder
@@JimothyJamesonJr yeah wtf do they think will happen? People will stop watching schlatt? If yes then they are fucking wrong
Schlatt is immune, he cannot be stopped
cant cancel someone who doesn’t give a fuck
Schlatt is one of those ppl who couldn’t care less if he got cancelled
“The most kindhearted people” seems like a bad idea to say that Schlatt.
@SHOOTER GAMER your mom told you to do your homework and stop eating glue
Why is it so small
@SHOOTER GAMER
no one is gonna watch you’re content if you do shit like this
also i’m reporting this comment cause it’s against youtube tos to do that
@SHOOTER GAMER your mom didn't tell me that last night
16:00 why did my mom have to come in at this moment...
I just love no matter how offensive or mean they are to each other in the end you can tell there all good friends because of those wholesome “there ya goes” at the end
Rumor has it Dad Finder 3000 comes out early next year
Hello duck man
Wait what the shit?
dolan go back to the pond
Its prolly gonna get delayed cuz of overhype
Rumor has it it always points to the nearest gas station
I haven’t laughed harder in my life. I don’t think anything can top SwaggerSouls brain rot presentation
that shit left me in tears
IM STILL FUCKING LAUGHING THAT WAS FUNNY
My gut hurts from laughing so hard
schlatt's been on a roll with these jackbox videos. funniest shit
IKR
18:01 I CANT WITH THE FACE 😂
dad finder 2000 must have been called the dadinator
THE SWAGGERSOULS BRAINROT HAD ME DEAD FOR A SOLID 30 MINUTES
You could say brain dead
m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-monkey
The video is 20 minutes
@@Soupus__ brainrotted
@@wolfyxd2727 exactly
1:13 should've called it the Dadar
hello I have appeared again
No the dad detector
Ok
@@cocowtw Ok
Ok.
No the milkradad
You're laughing. His brain is rotting and you're laughing.
@Isobelle JONES I know that’s why I said it
Schlatt is like the cool uncle that everyone loves
Hey, Walt, i got the phosphorus
Swaggers presentation about being a brainrot was the funniest comedy gold I've ever seen.
swagger was sent from heaven LOL
@@stjeep he is crusader
To me the best part was him just calmy going "thank you" at the end lmao
@@walterhobbs9581 for me it's "m-m-m monkE mONke" "Brain here, NO BRAIN"
the way he delivered it was just perfect
Nobody:
Swagger: B-b-b brain is monke.
that had me crying (from laughter)
Go away gaycha kid
@@driuhich4596 /j (please stop commenting) You are aware that some people do this for money/subs? Also, I am definitely not a "kid". By your guy's logic is 8/9, I am 15 almost 16 years old. I do animations on my main and use this as a backup for me extra cash, maybe don't try to be rude and just learn to be nice.
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
These replies are devolving faster than Swagger’s brain.
MONKEEYYYYY NO BRAIN
fuck i was eating cereal during this and had to fight back the urge to spit it out in laughter
Bruh
bruh
@@voicesinmyskull Bruuh
Schlatt's voice and Swaggersouls voice is so good
Non controversial fact: if Jschlatt and Swagger souls started a minecraft lets play, it would take over the world
This is true.
This is true.
This is true.
This is true.
This is true.
swagger and that brain rotting topic was literally the funniest shit ive ever seen in my entire life
Trruuee, i was eating a bagel, and the picture of the monkey popped up on my screen, and i almost chocked cuz i was laughing so hard XD 😂🤣
Bro I couldn't hold on my laughter once Swagger talked about brain rot
I nearly suffocated drinking water, I wasn’t ready for it😭😭😭😭😭😭
The monke part nearly had me
This and Big Lion are my faves
Schlatt: And just a little keychain.
Also Schlatt: Brings out keychain the size of his hand.
7:56 I cant breathe
this video is literally "We bully CORPSE without him knowing"
Next Video Corpse will be there
good
Next video, with CORPSE: I’m going to choke you like I hate you
“I’m thinkin about Corpse Husband”
Aint it beautiful
“We made this game OFFENSIVE”
Toxic stans: so you have chosen... death.
god i hate those types of people
Stan = bad
@@Nazhoasleep not always the case
@@Nazhoasleep No, just the toxic ones
@SHOOTER GAMER stfu
The brain rot one had me dying for 30 minutes straight
7:28 schlagg appears once again
"Schlatt wants to kill you"
Schlatt: **Deeply stares into the camera**
Loads gun :o
@@pewpew6437 ö
is u are camera
why
I love how he doesn't even laugh throughout the entire segment. Not even a glimpse
Nobody:
Swagger: MMMMMMM M m m MMM MONKEYYYYYYYY
swagge
that shit left me in tears no cap
@@an-lt6io swagge
@@alexmg_ swagge
@@an-lt6io swagge
Before I knew who corpse husband was, i was totally thinking that they were literally talking about a corpse.
0:40 felt like a personal attack
Same
Schlatt: We made this game offensive
random white girl on Twitter that has never heard of jschlatt: ...and I took that personally
1:13 should've called it the Dadar
@@jaytat835 Wrong comment, bro
@@jaytat835 when you write a reply instead of real comment
@@crowthewicked8344 haha Carson was hilarious in this one
Wow who is this unverified satanic goat?
- The girl
1:44 “a little keychain” *holds stuffed goat the size of his head*
his hand is closer to the screen, the keychain is 1inch
@@LilydoesThings it's 6 inches lol
@@naomi5949 got my inches mixed up
his head is small bc of the goddamn hat
@Robbe Van Hove a good way to remember this is that an inch is normally the length of the middle section of your index finger. (i hope that’s not too confusing)
There are many different ways to experience pure joy...
*..and listening to swagger scream for a minute and 23 seconds is one of them*
5:00
Impractical Jokers moment inbound!
Now all that’s left is for schlatt to sell his schlatt ram fursuit
we still have to get a body pillow before we can get a fursuit
We'll need a gaming chair before we get a body pillow
@@swaaws69 We gotta get bathwater before gaming chair
@@pablopereyra7126 we gotta get the dead skin before we get the bathwater
the world is not ready for that masterpeice
The rap battle game gets more gay each video and is spreading to other people
Speaking of gay, why is the plushie so attractive?
@@Lincolnambrosius *dont*
Time stamp?
When is James Charles getting in on the action
This is true the gay has spread to me I am gay
“Schlatt is trying to kill you”
*Stairs Into the camera*
*Pulls out gun*
Me: you know ima pretend I don’t see that
"My brain is monke"
-Swagger 2020
Swagger's brain rot presentation made me laugh so hard it triggered an asthma attack
I actually started choking on my drink when he started screaming at the cow
LOL POGGERS
Was it worth it
are you alright tho
@@m_affiliates no he died
"its because im black"
*all the votes go straight to the top*
tell me why they all have the exact same sense of humor... it’s fucking hilarious seeing almost the exact same answers at 16:33
6:35 “The joys of being a victim of b-b-b-b-b-ba-ba-ba-brain rot” 😂
"Schlatt is trying to kill you"
Schlatt: *glares menacingly into camera*
Me: I've accepted death, for it is inescapable now
You cant glare at me like that
*loads gun*
Schlatt: laughs in holy, catholic
Glock 17
@@khanithecowboy2928 ahh yes the holy glock 17
He’s gonna do what he did in 1999
Title: We made this game OFFENSIVE
*I mean, every game that you plays somehow always becomes offensive.*
He even made Minecraft offensive (to twitter soy boys)
He makes any game either offensive or gay, it just varies with the day
2:38 Hey it's Dream
swagger's presentation KILLED ME, ESPICALLY WHEN HE SAID "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING"
13 yr old girls that tryna cancel him are punching the air rn
He's straight up taunting the twitter mob at this point
The man's got balls
Time stamp?
@@GabrielShitposting not even balls, they literally can't do jack shit because they're not his audience, they can't affect his income or subscribers in the slightest lmfao
@@justswift5369 They don't even have balls
@@boog2383 i mean they even unverified Big Man Schlatt
I'm going to hell for laughing at swagger's presentation
Probably
I didn't get it?
@@3zozmk973 what
@@LWLProductions hahaha
Where is the funny
the dad finder 2000 is gonna lead me to a graveyard
3:28 he goes into it so strongly then just falls off the cliff