1 Hour Of Theo Von's Funniest Podcast Moments
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Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski (born March 19, 1980), known professionally as Theo Von, is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, television personality, CZcamsr, and actor. He is the host of the This Past Weekend podcast and occasional co-host of The King and the Sting podcast.
Von grew up in Covington, Louisiana, with his older brother and two younger sisters, all of whom currently reside in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Von was legally emancipated at age fourteen. He graduated from Mandeville High School in Mandeville, Louisiana. He attended Louisiana State University for a time, as well as Loyola University New Orleans, University of Arizona, College of Charleston, and Santa Monica College. Von received his undergraduate degree in 2011 from the University of New Orleans.
“you’re not gonna go be a raper” is outrageous
😭😭😭😭😭
Actually crazy 😭
It’s actually a great slogan. Nobody wants to take a pill that will turn them into a raper!
😂😂😂😂
Theo Von has the quickest funniest quirkest way of saying something hysterical in a split second. Comedic timing at its best 💯
Theo said "ON down syndrome" like it's a drug you take or something lmao
😂 to be a fly on his shoulder for a day the crazy funny as things he says
6:24 "you just gotta remind the ballast that it works for the boat."
I consider myself to be one of those guys that has seen most every Theo clip. but that was new to me. thanks for that. absolutely sent me.
what does this mean
@@wellhellothere4380You have to remind the pee pee it still works for you.
Customizing a lasagna 😂 that line killed me
I have severe anxiety and I always come to watch this when I get panicky. He never fails to make me laugh lmao
aye i used to do the same kind of started to be able to overcome my anxiety though you got this man i promise.
Sorry to hear man but I’m glad it helps! Here for the same reason
Shit is real man. I just had a hard breakup and it's affecting my appetite and work and it's my first experience with severe depression. I feel upside down.
To everyone here, I also had panick attacks and I can tell you, you will embrace it and be friends with anxiety. We dont leave it behind, domt be afraid to be afraid
Thats me when I’m paranoid high
The Jennifer Capriati line got me
Same lol like who tf is that? And there’s a chick out there that probably has this name
@@asherweckshe's a former world number 1 tennis player
Theo to Brendan, "you look like a lesbian golf pro" 🤣🤣🤣
With what Brendan said he sus like biden😳
Bruh so underrated..and he is so casual with it
This guy is just wired differently
Aw tism bom bom bom
Aw tism bom bom bom
He is wired lol
“Remind the ballast it works for the boat.” Lmaooo
Which is a good thing!
13:34 Lee’s “one star” review joke right here is gold! 🤣 Completely overlooked too, no one acknowledged it. Lol
We all need someone like Theo in our lives
"She can't be bringing those levels of sugar over" 😂🤣
“Brothas and Frankenstein, they don’t like fire” 😂
13:35 Lee Syatt "1 star" deserved a lot more than it got.
Piping the old bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Piping the old bag" 😂😂😂😂
crazyy
Was funny as F when von told brendan that he looks like he was stung buy a shit load of bees dont think it was on hear 😂
imagine struggling to open a jar of capers and a big white dude falls through...
JDs laugh literally sounds like my Keurig right at the end of brewing when it pushes the rest of the water through.😂.. Iykyk
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao true
Noooo!!😂😂
I love Theo. Kissing and telling ain't cool really but glad he stood up for that guys sister , the other guy was rude as hell
Forget 'Dude, where's my car?'... "Dude, imagine fixin' up a bouillabaisse and a fuckin' white dude drops through". That's imagination on a whole other plane, T.V. 😂
All the nudie mags we had were effected by the weather
Lmao
“Idk what your paper rock scissors chart is but I believe if you go brother:fire, bruh? I’d put a brother over fire fam.”
49:28 Theo forgetting what a wheelchair is 😂
“Lezbo golf pro”😂😂
The guy is as close to norm on speed I have ever seen. In a comedian.
They both had older father. Maybe it helps
Theos moving like he never had a pocket in the first place to be out of it
25:14 "a lesbian golf pro"😂😂😂
LOL He was just tall enough to be a lifeguard in the midget pool
Customizing a lasagna😂😂
I had to dismantle a waterbed
Wet Coke . It was either Coke that had been in a lot of humidity.
Or it was heroin .
Taking peepee pills shipped from India is WILD!
And this dude said, "I've been taking them for years" 😂
"he would be a lifeguard at a midget only pool"
DEAD
Say Bee Feeder, now say Beef Eater. Your welcome.
I've seen people like that get fake drugs and do them anyway. Their logic was ALWAYS. "There might be a little bit in there..." Fiend mentality
Is that a famous person or something ? Naww 😆🤣🤣
The capers bit got me hard 😂😂😂
Theo I fucking love you
Stole our vacuum
😂😂😂 wish i knew someone like Theo. The conversations would be wild
I have a friend funnny as him but i cant talk with him in a serious way only occasionally
His new one with the carny must be the funniest episode i heard
Hey thanks for putting this together for us to all enjoy ❤ please keep it up. Bad friends next??
Tremendous 😂😂😂
I actually laughed out loud several times at these conversations
Guess I’m a psycho too cuz I laugh hard af 😂😂😂😂
What anxiety pill? Idk, been taking them 20 years. Bs. Who takes a prescription and refills it for 20 years and don’t know what it is or what it’s called 😂 he makes shit up as he talks
Hilarious when he's gurning with his shades on 😂 i remember having a lightbulb moment realising that the screen narrative was is and will be the same for Sake of an accent. Southern states have taught me that the time lapse between thought and speech should never be underestimated their minds are on the clock the whole time .
As a brotha I can confirm, I do not like fire 😂.
Brothers and Frankenstein don't like fire 😂😂
Not even 1 minute in and theo von calling people wiggas😂
At 2:08am, 1:06 i busted out laughing!
Took the first batch that came out 🤣🤣🤣
I just watched this mindlessly
The shoe was so fucked up barbie was limping 💀💀💀😂😂😂
Tom seguras setup even towers over the poors he has on his show
Gang gang 🔥
Time and time again 🔥
“Unreal” “would you look at it”
Klonopin. Lol.
I can’t watch this high bruh 💀 😂
Joeys voice sounds let wet sandpaper
Guy is hilarious ❤
9:23 oof, that high pitch voice you know he’s still…. Lol.
Lmaoo if i was theo i would've never went on adams show
lol this video is fucking gold
I like how the guy stays in the way of the car that just hit him. 😅😂
The very first one him being Chinese to make it more funny
He lost his fucking father right next to a fucking grill bro 😂😂😂
I appreciate u did t just use the same clips everyone always uses in these compilations
🤣🤣brillant 🤣🤣🤣
brillant.
da best
Can’t wait to see Theo in April in atl
I’ll be there also!
10:55 what is Theo doing with his hands? Lolol
Bro same size when he gets off the chair.
Brothers also don’t like water
Theo for sure high asf on cocaine in some of the video clips but dang.. how can he still carry a conversation, and still be funny.
Alot of free electricity from god
interesting bard music at the end
I've never known a mind like Theo's mind ,wtf goes on in there
Seen several clips... never did i think it would add up to almost an hour x'D
They literally closed both of the Dennys in my town a few years ago cause there was allllllways a brawl cause it was the only thing open...man i miss their skillets , ihop just doesnt do it the same lol
I'm sorry, that car shop video is funny.
"Sober sex is for children" ?!!
I've followed you down some dark paths rat king. But I have no clue what you're getting at on this one.
Right? Sober sex would be like the height of awesome :)
My man sniffs dolphin dandruff,😢
48:49
Re laughing at violent accident videos where people get hurt. Ok I laughed at the car / man sandwich instinctively. But the Enet slowly desensitizes our humor being that so much of it is staged. Not only that the repetition takes the edge off of some of it. Some not all thankfully. Good to know I am still human.
Shlob looks like the guy that wants to be liked so much he lies so people think he's cool
he makes shit up because it has comedic value
@@tillduda comedic value? He's dead serious about his lies most the time
@@Cedric20781 it flew over your head then buddy
@@tillduda I'm not your buddy, guy
@@Cedric20781 okay buddy
Wtf happened in the first video
24:13 🍖
those 2 barstool guys ruin the whole thing
Toms, not that guy.
Adam is such a punk
Far from the best of Theo imo
shes beautiful.
Brendan Schaub tries to hard to be funny ..Theos killing as always
Brendan Schaub sucks
That wham guy he chills with sounds way too gay to fight I can’t lie
first lol
Adam 22 👎
He’s so weird