Meanwhile… Dolly x Beyoncé | Titanic II May Set Sail | Feeding Baby Foxes | Is LaGuardia The Best?
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- Meanwhile… Dolly Parton leaked some news about Beyoncé’s country album, an Australian billionaire wants to build a new Titanic, animal rescue specialists have an adorable method for feeding baby foxes in captivity, and the new LaGuardia airport is a hit with passengers.
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Titanic will be safe now, sadly we melted all the icebergs.
Good one.😂
That was great and sadly coming true.
They'll probably hit a drowning polar bear.
No we didn't. Icebergs are still around and still pose a threat to ships. Luckily, we have the International Ice Patrol thanks to the TITANIC disaster.
Please don’t work on the Titanic II. 😜
"I'm hearing a lot of words that isn’t lifeboat."😅
Boning Car? Cmon man, ShagginWaggon is RIGHT THERE
As I've never seen Titanic, I was so confused for a second when I thought he said "bone-in car", and I was waiting for a follow up joke about boneless cars. 😂
F#ck truck?
Maybe trademarked somehow for tv purposes, but even if not, Stephen likes to say “bone.” You’ll notice over the years he’s used it a lot.
Stabbin Cabin?
that would have been closer to the truth.
Dolly is timeless, beautiful human being.
Here I was thinking Beyonce was becoming a sheep
@@GodTierCommentsyou think that woman looks like a sheep???
Hope they don't let you on any farms unattended.
agree! named one of my puppies Jolene
Taking in she's had more work done on her than Mount Rushmore.
@@thaisstone5192 and she's up front and honest about each one. even without it she's still one of the world's most beautiful human being.
Give it up for Louis Cato and The Late Show Band, everybody. Best vibes in the biz. 🤗
The best band musically, and very attractive group of talent to boot!
I love Louis just as much as I loved Jon (perhaps more) and I adore the band, Stay Human.
I especially love the bassist (stand up bass) Endea Owens. She's a masterful jazz musician who composes original music, and much more than just a beautiful woman. I love her fashion sense, she always looks like a million bucks!
Yeah, I'm an old grey-haired lady with a girl crush, what of it!?🤨
YES!!
They did a version of David “Fathead” Newmans hard times, after that I was sold on their talents.
Hahahaha Clive PARKER! he will be steaming that they didn’t even get his name right! 😂😂😂😂😂
So good 🤣🤣
Kind of a Parker Clive, for those fans of Stand Up Maths
The Australian billionaire's actual name is Clive Palmer... And most Australians don't like him, so if he drowns with not enough lifeboats, Australians are fine with that.
Fun fact, when he's on a ship he has to be at one end and the rest of the passengers and crew have to be at the other with the car...
Titanic would be fine if captain acknowledged the warnings...
He's been talking about Titanic II for years. As useless and empty as his political promises.
That would be one way to 'Make Australia Great!'
Aussies would also happily swap Clive Palmer for Harold Holt.
I REALLY NEED a book with the complete collection of the intros to Meanwhile...total respect to the writers...
Yes. The intros to the Meanwhiles are especially ingenious. I always wondered if Colbert wrote them, but probably there's a team of writers that work on it.
@@johnsilva9139 I like to think a bunch of them keep an eye out for things to get inspired by, then they all brainstorm together to make the entire thing happen 😅❤
Absolutely - Congrats on another perfect Meanwhile intro, Colbert🎉
"...demented fanny pack of news..." 😅😅😅
Totally the writers. The writers on this show are next level.
The difference between Titanic and Titanic II is that they finished Titanic. Clive Palmer only spruiks Titanic II whenever he needs a distraction, or he hasn't been the center of attention for a while. There must either be an election looming, or he has another court case suing Australia as a Singaporean, Western Australia as an Australian, or one of Australia's politicians for hurt feels..
Spruik? Oh, Australian slang for speaking in public or promoting. I learned something today, thanks!
@@TheDanishGuyReviews There you go, so did I! I thought it was Common English.
I like to think that he works on it when he’s truly afraid of being eaten.
What I don't understand is how he's SO disconnected from reality that he says that about third class passengers... and actually expects people to want to BE third class passengers.
"Yes, you've paid for your ticket to board this luxury cruise? Please move down to the slave quarters, because the rich guy who had This ship built finds poor people like you repulsive. Don't mind the troth, that's where you'll be eating with the performing animals.
Careful, the camels drool a lot".
@@autumbreeze1129 I guess there'll be some people who will see it as a role playing experience. Let's face it, a journey on Titanic II will be as authentic an experience as going on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland, well we hope. If this thing ever gets built, given his track record as a human being I suspect there'll be an evacuation theme night on deck about 4 days in...
R.I.P. LaGuardia Airport jokes (1939-2022)
They'll live on at pilots' house parties forever
As a former wildlife rehabber, I often wore what's called a "ghost" when feeding orphaned baby animals. Mine was just a drape of translucent fabric so I could see the baby animal (often fox, raccoon, opossum). The idea was just so the little one didn't imprint on a human face. Nobody I knew in my (international) community of rehabbers actually wore a costume that was supposed to look like that specific species.
A bobcat rehabilitation facility in California has been dressing in full bobcat costume with bobcat urine sprayed on it. They only enter the enclosures on all fours. They have had that protocol since 1994 and it has worked amazingly. Also, in China Panda caretakers do the same, dressing in full panda costume with panda excrement.
@@richmondwildlifecenter5461 I am happy for your success.
It's his masterful delivery that makes "Meanwhile..." what it is.
STEPHEN COLBERT England 🏴 LOVES You and the show and the band..❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hey and Scotland! 😊🏴♥️
@@catalinacurio
Hello Scotland 🏴 How's your weather at your end.😁👍
@@misslanapaulford ...moist 🌧
@@FightingTorque411😂😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴 ah, the art of understatement.
Yh don't make us go all 1297 on your ass England 😂 ❤🏴
Fantastic Mr. Fox!
Somewhere in the ocean there's an iceberg with Clive's name on it.
And by the time they run into each other that burg will have turned into an ice cube.
@@MajorHenryL Oh that's right, I forgot about climate change.
Clive should be original, and do the Titanic in reverse.
Or, Clive went for a swim in a rashie with his name on it? I can understand the confusion, when he swims 99% is below water and there's a real fear of sea levels rising...
Edit: in a rashie!
Maybe a giant squid monster will emerge from the Mariana Trench and pull him down into its deathly depths! We can dream, can't we?
I've watched you for years. That is at an end. Thank you for piling on The Princess of Wales. You are so very clever.
I had no idea so many Aussies watched Colbert - some great responses ( shaggin' wagon ) 🤣🤣
We have a Titanic II here in Kentucky. The Arc... ironically damaged by water.
Bring back "the hat"!!!! "The hat has spoken!"
Meanwhile...
I wonder why he discontinued using the Big Furry Hat.
Same with the Confessions
I just had to read the line 'an Australian billionaire wants to build a new Titanic" and immediately cringed...
Clive Parker (Palmer) is an Orange Jesus wannabee and almost as detested as Murdoch.
It's Palmer not Parker. Colbert got it wrong.
This reminds me of the ultranationalist Japanese movie producer who proposed making a Yamato movie just so he could convince the Japaness gov't to let him build a full-size Yamato replica. The gov't response was a polite, well, aside from the optics, in all honesty regulations have changed and no Japanese shipyard can fulfill the safety requirements to build a 75k ton battleship anymore.
So he built a 1/2 size model of the ship. Still miles ahead of Clive, tho.
@@wayneerichsen SHH! Don't say his name! If you say it 3 times he'll appear on a massive yellow billboard near you!
@@wayneerichsen my apologies for not contradicting Colbert's report, sometimes its just easier to not confuse half the Yanks with actual facts.
Not that MAGA would watch good satire though, in truth.
@@wayneerichsendid not want to get sued
The meanwhile intro is my favorite thing on and about entertainment.
Good Luck trying to find a crew. Sailors tend to be superstitious and one of the biggest fears would be to board a ship with a cursed name.
As father of two teens, I was hoping for a new Meanwhile subsegment called Teenwhile!
I think you're onto something! That's some material for jokes that gives a never-ending supply of craziness.
It would've been funny if they cut to Louis and the band and Paul Simon just happened to be playing in it.
I was HOPING for that! I have to say, I love Louis just a little bit more every time I see him. He had big shoes to fill when Jon left, but Louis didn't follow or try to fill anyone else's shoes because he's fantastically talented and (may I say) ADORABLE?!
I love Louis' sense of style, and that's one thing he shares with Jon Batiste, both men know how to dress sharp!
Best band on late night TV!
Our Aussie Titanic guy is Clive Palmer. He set up a political party a few years ago and spent 4 million bucks on the election and didn't even win a single seat. Then an ad appeared in newspapers that said, 'Four million dollars and didn't get a seat, Clive? Should have gone to Ikea.' 😀
Palmer is a thoroughly objectionable human being and most Australians would like to see the last of him.
I’m assuming products with “Cillian” on them would be difficult to find outside Ireland.
Some neighborhoods on the east coast might have them. Aidan, Padraig, Owen are popular here. And don't get me started on the Mary Katherines...
By the time he said "There's no catching up at this point" I'd stopped laughing enough to realize it was true. Truly Titanic Meanwhile.
Titanic 2 is genius ! After all by the time it sails, there won't be any icebergs left !!
3:04
The cartoonishly slack-jawed look of shock on any Southerner's face, be they pro or anti-Beyonce when they realize that the Queen has spoken and has named her successor.
I haven't been through LaGuardia in a very long time. It must have had one helluva makeover.
Yup. Literally a reverse "Meanwhile" intro.
I never saw the old LaGuardia and what I have seen my first time visiting NYC via LaGuardia was awesome.
This is great. He got Clive Parker's name wrong... Thats the sort of shit that would make ol' Clove fume 🤣😂
“The only luggage I need”😂🤣
What does the fox say…..?😂
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
That last joke...I've been to Port Authority Bus Terminal multiple times and I've never had a problem with it.
I came here to say I was surprised to hear America knew who Clive Palmer was. Turns out you don't.
I was too. He only throws his weight around here I guess?
No, we don't. And that's just as well, isn't it?
@@robguttridge6591Yes, you really should be grateful. I wish I didn't know him. 99% of my state utterly detests him.
I'm here for Dolly!
I LIVE for the intro to Meanwhile!
Sure glad this is here... the Toronto ( and PET ) channel showed ads ( and instructions to the broadcaster about show timings ) through this entire segment, then showed the Paul Simon musical performance before AND after his interview!
What was up with that anyway?? Gave me EAS/creepy analog TV vibes…😅
Hey that outro music was Move On Up! The 1970 Curtis Mayfield classic covered by The Jam in 1982.
That made my heart so happy
Love the new LaGuardia!
These "Meanwhile" segments as well as the monologues are Colbert at his best.👍
Especially love Meanwhile and the monologues... 🙏♥️🙏♥️🙏♥️🙏
Yes please, more billionaires sailing on or to the Titanic. Let's whittle 'em down.
Please take Elon, Bezos, and that bizarre alien being who stole the idea for Facebook from earthlings.
😂we could all chip in and buy the Orange Jesus a ticket.
Congratulations. You can be happy now that you know the Princess of Wales has cancer. Well done.
Meanwhile starts at 1:49.
thanks for getting clive palmers name wrong
clive parker wont be happy 😂
@@stevene_ Which is delicious!
@@stevene_That's probably why Colbert did it... 😂 He knows how to push buttons.
Paint me like one of your 40k models, Jack.
Three colour minimum or you lose 10 points
eh. spray it silver, do a wash of black ink, wash of umber, some gold. done. and it'll look sick
@@cmdraftbrn No bone wash or nuln oil? Heretic.
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing heresy of the best kind. i dont use their overpriced paints either lol horus was right
Speaking of titanic Stephen is my orchestra. When it all goes to shit- if he’s there it’s still ok.
The Titanic II has been an on-again-off-again story in Australia for the better part of a decade. Australians will know that Stephen getting Clive Palmer’s name wrong is about all the respect that human cockroach deserves.
I am crying laughing at that Irish news report
The Meanwhile segment deserves an Emmy all by itself!!
Just make sure there is a mandated pair of binoculars on board and we'll be fine
My 75 year old friend and I went out one day and we both forgot our phones. The whole time we were out, we felt like there was a missing appendage, lol. Probably the only thing I am addicted to, is my phone. 🤦🏼♀️
Omfg i am cackling at you saying Clive Parker. Fuck yeah unintentional hilarity
What a woman Cecilia Vega is
I honestly loved the fox story. At least some people have the right idea. Too bad they’re an endangered breed also.
What's wrong with having your own fox costume? I have my own fox costume, two actually. One is a Fox McCloud costume, the other is of my primary online identity, Stainless Steel Fox. Admittedly I also have a samurai rabbit and Cheshire cat costumes as well.
The demented fanny pack of news… poetry. 😚
Probably cheaper for Clive Palmer to make the Hindenburg II with “authentic” hydrogen filling. (Oh, the humanity!)
The only time u get to catch your show is on YT and it appears you are no longer posting any shows, I'm so disappointed, but my work schedule makes it impossible for me to catch on TV, i check every day for new episodes and nothing for the last week😢
I'll miss you steven, it was a good ride while it lasted
1:49 Meanwhile without preamble
Oh geez, Clives still at it
Stew and mash I'm in, hopefully the boat has a better rudder.
Paul Simon is great, I used to work with a friend's Event/Wedding DJ business, and "You can call me Al" was our go-to song to blast while packing the equipment into the trailer. Before every wedding, that's what we'd blast while getting everything going. And then the song "Love Machine" by The Miracles on the way back, on repeat, because it became a bet of sorts that we'd eventually get sick of it and one of us would turn it off, lol. I remember having that song on some cassette back in the day... lol
hahahahaha that Titanic joke is EPIC 🤣
If there is a woman wearing the fox costume, we can say, hey foxy lady
And the companion flashback to Jimi's 1967 hit song...
Gangnam style...
What does the fox say? "This meme is long past dead" lol
I'd imagine some of the Titanic II design elements would be different & improved now, re: the steel plates & rivets, etc. So, I'd think it wouldn't be an EXACT replica.
I love thinking about how annoyed Clive Palmer probably is that he got a mention on a show this well known and Colbert called him Clive Parker.😂
Too funny! Clive PARKER is a british drummer of the 80s post-punk era, he played with the band "Big Country".
Between Clive Parker and Clive Palmer, I'd MUCH rather meet the drummer from my favorite era of music! We could get together and push the other Clive overboard, then we could smoke a bowl, down some Guinness Stout, and write a rude punk song about the demise of a Robber Baron (who won't be missed).
@@LazyIRanchSeconded!!
Colbert probably said "Parker" because he refused to say "Trump."
It can't be that hard to get caught up on a group chat.
why am i imagining a Redd Foxx costume?... oh that's right -- i have problems... 🙃
I will admit that I've never been able to sit through watching Titanic (I fall asleep, still getting shade from my friends for that lol), because me watching all The Hobbit and LotR movies (extended) but staying awake is doable 😂
So I gotta say, I don't remember that scene from Titanic. Must have been asleep when it happened 😅
Titanic had a pool in every room.
Billionaires: "we've taken the precaution of getting rid of the icebergs, so they can't sink this one." 🙃
The lack of life boats was not the only reason the titanic was such a failure. The actual design of the boat is partially responsible for why it sunk.
@you mean aside from that iceberg "thing"?
This segment has become too short, it is the best part of the show
yes I was hoping colbert would talk about beyonce going country !!!!
Anything Tay can do I can do better.
Who knew she'd become a culture vulture
@@NewMusicWeekly what's the correlation here
I lived in Riverdale one stop away from Yonkers underneath the takeoff flight path for LaGuardia. They took off every minute. And it was the loudest thing I've ever heard. That was a difficult year. I don't know how anybody gets used to it.
Thanks Stephie
Time for Colbert to set sail !
THe writer of the sheep story deserves a raise!
"I would keep an eye on the guy who just has his own fox costume"
No one tell him what furries are...
Pretty sure that's the joke.
@@sccello Yes, while funny it's not always true most furries are just people who just like to dress up as animals and go to cons etc.
Making another Titanic feels icky. Imagine how living relatives feel
Yet we continue putting endless Boeing jets in the sky.
You know they built 3 of them, right? The titanic was just a name of one. That's all. It was just another shipwreck, the only difference is there's a movie about it.
The other 2 had much longer lives and much more normal endings. One was eventually retired for scrap, and the other hit a mine in WW1.
It's just a name, ship names get reused over and over. Ask someone on the Enterprise.
Surprise no one done this. It’d be a great experience. It could be a museum floating ship. I’d love to go 👍🏼
1:38 min for Meanwhile start.
Yeah, I skip the Meanwhile introduction, too. Somehow, I never found it to be funny. To each their own.
@@thelonesomefisherman7425 Me too.
@@wtf1185 Looks like we're not the only ones.
It's not that it's just bad, it may be the worst thing I've ever seen. Every single time, I'm smashing that skip button until it's safe to listen again.
I think our shared discomfort is that we can see the prison stephen has created for himself in this segment. "Meanwhile" itself is a GREAT segment but the intro stopped being funny a while ago. But somehow, he (they? idk who ultimately makes the call) feels that he cannot do the segment without the intro.
Maybe just billionaires get on the Titanic II and they can recreate the sinking 😂
“demented fanny pack” got me but i’ll admit it’s redundant
I've used the Port Authority, I wouldn't say "disgusting." I'd go with, "I'm always AWAKE!"
Funny, I was just watching Grey Delisle's cover of Down from Dover!
napoleon is not the monster here
i am
I CAN FINALLY SEE IT
REFRESHING!
And lots of lower class shenanigans 😂😂
I'm building the Hindenburg two it has such a great history
Very much enjoyed at the mango farm
any billionaire: "I mean how else could one truelly enjoy a cruise, if not for a 3rd class full of peasents to look down on."
Colbert owes the royals an apology and Johnny Depp. Who else has he insulted pretending it is comedy?
The lifeboat comment shows you don't know who Clive Palmer is 😂😂😂
3:17 I thought we were going to get some Sanford & Son jokes but no, just a furry.
Interestingly (to me anyway), Clive Parker is a musician, so I'm sure that's probably at least part of the name mixup. And there's also a Clive Barker, so they both were probably in mind. I'd imagine if even I know of them, Stephen & his writers would also. Then, of course, there's Peter Parker, making that last name stronger in our minds, lol. So, "poor" Clive Palmer is low man/name on the totem pole, ha. 🤣
Clive Palmer is what you’d get if you fused MTG, Steve Bannon, Trump and Trump’s cyborg Miller. It’s no surprise to me that he wants to revive a beacon of class structure.
😂boning car😏Rick and Morty😝
The original book, the ship itself, the underwater imploding submarine, so we're going for a 4th?..... k have fun.