This patient can't lie about his dirty thoughts about his doctor
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2023
- ... someone tell this patient that he's creepy AF!
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Bro's intrusive thoughts were undefeated
ma man didnt even hesitate
I kinda live that way but I only have a few friends who tolerate me and others just know I'm not gonna hold back.
Cost me alot of people but those who appreciate it have alot of fun around me.
82 - 0 😂
Those are not intrusive thoughts, he just blurts out his sexual fantasies which are actually surprisingly tame.
@@PostDeletednah thats 96-0
This line is the most hilarious "He wouldn't have paged me if he couldn't watch and enjoy" 😂😂😂
She knows him so well.
Whats "page me"? (Not native english)
Medical personal wears/did wear a pager(something to send short messages and notifications.)..hence "to page someone"@@NoyaVol
@@NoyaVol they were using pagers at that time
@@avinashsharma5690many medical professionals still do.
he also couldnt lie about how sorry he is.
Cause he wasn't lying then lol
@@SumpterSay
Dude could only speak the truth the whole time though. All thoughts came out uninhibited and immediately, and you have to be able to think for a moment to lie.
Yeah but he feels bad about it which is a sign of morals
Bit grim that that’s what his immediate thoughts are but hey who can control intrusive thoughts lmao
@@elizebeths.8880and more importantly, not all of our thoughts are true, we all have fleeting thoughts that we disregarded because they are indeed bullshit.
Obviously not in this seen, I too would enjoy the fudge on top.
this is how House flirts
That's a ton better than the bullshit of 50 shades of grey many women find attractive.
House has frontal lobe disinhibition lol
@@mayorc whats up with that thing? everyone always says stuff about it and i wish i knew what happens in that thing
@@chidoalex0742It's categorized as a romance, but it's very abusive. Honestly, if you really want to know more(I wouldn't, for your sanity), just watch reviews by people like Alex Meyers. That's more than enough.
One hundred percent
"Your tush is like the pistons in a ferrari" 😂😂😂
I'm gonna start using that
Please don't 😂😂😂😂
Just by a Ferrari and you won't need pick up lines tò get what u want😅🤣
At least he said tush
Great line!! Pistons on a Ferarri! Absolutely 💯
Gold
I want to know how many takes this scene took to get it without them laughing.
tbh how did they do it?
The smile on Olivia’s face at the end makes me think they were well into the double digits
Right!
I would definitely bet the bloopers would take an entirely separate episode lol
Let's watch them as the professionals they are and imagine what it was like on the last take!
Someone gag him at least for his own sanity 😅
He might like that
And safety, at least one person is going to get pissed enough for it to be a concern
🤣🤣🤣
@@Markthewolf23so it’s a win win😂
And his safety!
That patient has good taste I must admit.
IDK, i choose Olivia Wilde.
@@retmaniato each their own
Yea id choose the other one 100 outta 100@retmania
I'd take the other one
@@retmania I mean, whomever you choose its still a win
The funny thing is house did it as a complement to cuddy and cuddy loved every second of it
imagine the confidence boost
I’ve had a man say something similar to me and believe me, I did not love it. I felt very uncomfortable and vaguely nauseous. Maybe Cuddy liked it, maybe she didn’t. The actress didn’t give away much either way and since she’s fictional, you can read it either way but the ASSUMPTION that she liked it because “well why wouldn’t she, he said she was hot” is very similar to actual excuses for sexual harassment (or even assault) that I’ve heard
@@sophie3869 I am not saying you're wrong nor am I saying that is appropriate. I am just stating what happened in the show. Please do not mistake me as one of those people who say their own opinions as facts. In the episode after they left the room house pointed how this guy said he was way more into despite the gorgeous Olivia wilde on the scene. And the scene with cuddy in the elevator smiling to herself. You can debate the actress all you want but for the show, the character Cudyy loved it
@@simon-peterwilliamson2412you may as well hold Sophie's feet and beg for her apology
@@rift6126 no I literally said shes not wrong and she hae a point..I'm just pointing out that wasn't the direction of the scene
Man I couldn't be clever enough to think of metaphors that quickly let alone express them clearly.
well, this is scripted, so really.. who could?
Or have a frontal lobe inhibition
If your brain didn’t have the thing that tries to come up with appropriate social responses, and wasn’t self conscious at all. You’d be amazed on the things it would be able to say. Forgive my not knowing the appropriate terms.
@@sokrates297 most not so much. But i do know some who could. One a female.
Those are similes, not metaphors. They contain the word 'like.'
You gotta admit, he's got a way with words.
He is a horny poet😂😂😂
Got a way or got away?
@@stellareeber2753 Exactly how I typed it...?
@@Pugnut21 I was playing on the two possible meanings if you altered the spacing of the letters. 1) He's "got a way" with words, meaning he has skill (what you meant, originally) or 2) He "got away" with his words, meaning he said some nasty things but did not suffer any consequences.
It was supposed to be funny.
@@stellareeber2753 The irony… 🤣
I agree with everything that patient said.
real
Same.
Eh, I'm more of a 13 kinda guy, but otherwise, yeah,
😂😂😂😂
@@AsianShadowrunner😂❤me too
The smile on 13's face at the end. oh my. My heart stopped
That’s not the actor/actress that plays 13…
Yes indeed. Her character arc on the show and going off the rails had some very rewatchable scenes😅
What show are y’all referencing?
Yeah, Olivia Wilde is one of the sexiest girls with the cutest smiles
@@Gamble396 Yeah, but she's a complete disaster as a human being, so ups n downs.
"Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari"
Daaayyyuum. 😂
The way that House just spawns in is fucking hilarious
She walked out there and thought, "I've still got it"
No, she walked out feeling violated. The patient was ill but no man or woman should be subjected to this...
fedora alert@@theninjacat7200
@@theninjacat7200did you watch the episode at all? lol
@@theninjacat7200 Did she call and tell you? Or did your bird brain help you come up with all that butthurt 😵💫
@@theninjacat7200 Except she literally smiles after talking to House because he'd pick her over Thirteen. But you don't care about what actually happened you just care about yourself.
The kicker for me is the way the room lit up and House was just there like a villain 😂
(Edit: gonna sound cringy but THANK YOU FOR 10K)
It's not actually a thing. The mri room is always shielded although there is always lead glass on one side. Which is supposed to be brightly lit to reassure patients.
@@shelldie8523 I never said it was a real life thing, did I?
@@mar_wong Sometimes folks are just building on what you said to add more to the conversation, mate.
Lit up green like a Disney villain lol
Same🤣🤣🤣
That cast had to be on the verge of cracking up the whole time they filmed that scene.
The screenwriter had something to say to Lisa Edelstein and it was what most of us were thinking.
"He wouldnt paige me if he couldnt watch and enjoy it"
Bro has aa rizztraining order
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
god no
I legitimately laughed out loud
He's right. Both Olivia and Lisa are gorgeous but Lisa is a whole other higher level.
@@lotusglobe2671that’s a jokers opinion mate. Lisa edelstein was regarded as a fox by everyone who was watching this show while it was airing. She started off 38-39, and was 45 when she left and all throughout people were going crazy over her, her looks, her body. The strip tease of her is one of the most searched scenes of the show and had people absolutely enamoured
Btw House doesn’t just love her for her looks. Even though she is by far the best looking girl in my opinion on the show. He thinks she’s fitter than Cameron,I agree with him but he also loves her, he loves her wit, her intellect, how she’s not a totally incompetent person and how she is more dominant with him…it makes perfect sense
@@lotusglobe2671
Nah mate Lisa's at milf age, thats why people think shes hot, shes hot for her age. Also whats wrong with being "frumpy?" Your future partner will be frumpy one day.
@@lotusglobe2671i am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you might be gay 😢
@@lotusglobe2671hard disagree
Oh yeah
Season 5 Episode 17 "The Social Contract"
Thank you
Thank you! Now....on to HULU to watch it.
lol thank you
Legend 🥲👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Thank you.
Patient wasn’t wrong 😂
"Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari" I have never heard anything remotely like that. lol
I love thirteen smiling at the end
He was only stating what every House fan had been thinking over so many seasons 😂
The face at the end from House is gold. 😂
House made Cuddy a compliment 😅
Nobody can deny the fact that the patient wasn’t wrong
I love how she just knows him
If that was me I'd be requesting a medically induced coma until they can fix it.
Or at least for them to gag me
😂😂😂😂
Why you don't like honesty!?
@@kevinbarrow5396nobody likes true honesty. We all say we do, but in reality we don’t.
plot twist, this was all improvised
probably
As I recall, none of this show was improvised. They were like Aaron Sorkin that way.
Olivia probably couldn't get through this scene without laughing, this probably her best take 😆
He was just brave enough to say what we have been thinking
Exactly u don't wear tight clothes for yourself. U wear them for other people to look at.
@@timothykappel198?
@@timothykappel198Found the creep
Tim is actually correct… this is basic social psychology.
Women putting on makeup and revealing attire to empower themselves…?
Do any if you honestly believe that? To be fair, men also “show off” in other ways…
@@ZeroCorsair Both are technically true. People in general, not just women dress attractively to feel good about themselves.
People need to ask themselves the right question. Why does looking attractive make us feel empowered and feel good about ourselves? It's because we all want to be desirable to people, the more desirable to others we are the better we feel about ourselves. Both men and women feel on the top of the world when they feel they are attractive.
It's basic human nature. Yes we humans dress in a certain way to feel empowered. The irony is that our monkey brain equates being attractive and desirable to others as the same thing.
You really cant even be mad at the guy, everything he said was true.
I had to get an earbud removed from my ear canal at the emergency room. Didn't take long. But the doctor who came out with a very large pair of forceps and was quite attractive said "bear with me here this will be slightly uncomfortable", I told her "ma'am you could do just about anything to me you wanted" without frontal lobe disinhibition.
balls.
Well, he's not wrong...
Not a tiny bit. Put it where it fits and leave it in.
"A mirror on the ceiling" 😂🤣 i love it!!
It's not that he can't lie, it's more like he can't stop saying his sexual thoughts.
Edit:
Thanks for the 1.1k likes!
THIS.
"not lying" is _waaayyy_ different from "can't stop saying"
Isn't that a form of autism I would think? Or on that spectrum. I've been around autistic people and they blurt out random stuff that doesn't make sense or what they're thinking at the moment. I've been around ones that also can't stay on topic. Also, in highschool I remember a autistic kid blurted out something very inappropriate to a para educator and I felt bad for her.
@AshleyNicolette567 not necessarily
@@AshleyNicolette567No, the lady at the start says something about his frontal lobe. The frontal lobe controls decision making and problem solving he has no inhibitions
@AshleyNicolette567 I know you're just asking questions, but please ask without talking about your experience because every autistic person is different and you are going to lead people the wrong way on the topic when you don't actually have it.
I am going to use all of those lines someday... and gamble that I won't get slapped in the face! 😂
Narrator: He'll get slapped in the face.
This man is a poet.
Secretly, she was actually flattered afterwards.
Bro just spitting facts.. 😂
LMAO! I LOVE HOUSE!!!!!
Bro didn’t have intrusive thoughts, he had OUTtrusive thoughts.
This was House's way of giving Cuddy a compliment
Well, at least he's saying "nice" things. If Id been in the room, id probably leave crying.
My guy spoke for every man on earth
I haven't laughed out so loud in a very long time as much as I did when House was revealed in that green light lmao
Not being able to lie is not the same as being compelled to say everything you are thinking
His intrusive thoughts won a long time ago.
The moment when you didn’t need to act to do your job lol
Seems Dutch has gotten more confident since he's left The Barn.
Scrolled the comments for 5 minutes trying to find a shield reference😂
Glad I could oblige! @@carstontoedter1333
GOD DAMMIT DUTCH, WHAT OTHER ERRANDS YOU HAVE US RUNNING FOR THE DA?@@carstontoedter1333
You gotta give him perks for originality. Not for just the comments of course, but the fact that he didn’t even try to stifle a word. Maybe that’s a part of the condition, but the way she pauses at the door to listen to the last compliment speaks volumes.
I love that 13 loves his shenaningans
Dutch Wagenbach! The Shield
Dutch became too bold didn't he
The Actor was really good on the show The Shield
"Your Tush is like the pistons on a Ferrari" 😂
This is one of my TOP 3 Episodes!
“Where’s House?”
😂😂😂😂
Could you tell me season and which episode?
Isn't he Piano man from Criminal Minds 😂
He played on Burn Notice. Tyler Brennan
Finally, someone who mentioned it
Yup I recognized him right away! Knew the story and who he was but couldn't remember his name
Foreman saying “your pistons are second to none” to Thirteen is my favorite line in this episode 😂
I love that Foreman looks like he's just trying not to laugh
The only man who can make sexual harassment funny... Not that it ever is or ever should be.
But when it is, it is
That's not harassment. You guys probably have never seen victims of SH
@@dragonkamran nope. Never have. Wink wink
that's not sexual harassment.
WEIRD that you'd shift to that.
That's not sexual harassment lol 😂
Imagine how horrible this must be. And imagine you are having it as a child or as a teen in your puberty
Your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari. 😂
This is house flirting and messing with cuddy 😂😂❤️
They all act like they hate it, but as soon as they leave the room the straighten up and smile walking with a new air of confidence
Always a great show
LMAOOOO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
You just know Cuddy was stifling her laughter as she exits the room.
*Lmfao, such nice choice of wordings there when in thee end he said that her "TUSH are like em pistons inna Ferrari" haha 🤣🤣 Istg, from now on imma start using this word TUSH whenever I'll get the chance to flirt wid em ladies bahahaha..* 😁😎
This is fun
Dutch boy is still hungry like a wolf.
I absolutely love it 😭😂😂😂😂
Having no filter should be appreciated ..knowing the other person doesn’t lies
Priceless😊
Im actually intreged about the miror on the ceiling, I get it on the sides but what would you do with the one on the ceiling?
Oh child, if you laying down and the person is on top of you...
Hope it doesn't fall.
"That wasnt in the script..."
That's straight shooting point guard game, imagining all the ways of having a score, if it's a sound made from shooting that vision then is a swoosh not a single net thread touched.
Typical House 😂😂😂😂
The RIZZ DISEAS😹
Hehehe and Dr House was just there silently Enjoying the view and compliments 😂😂😂
That last quip made me laugh out loud 😭
The most unrealistic thing about this scene is that those lines weren't directed towards Olivia Wilde.
He gave her some notice but Cuddy is in the room. Anyone would be distracted.
redditors seeing a woman for the first time in their lives
I love how Cuddy knew House wouldn't miss that
Ah man the amount of shorts I see of this show! Gotta watch the series!
That harassment was House’s fault.
Given how Cuddy was glowing from the praise, 'harassment' was the last thing on her mind.
Take it as a compliment and enjoy the rest of your day.
She Was Enjoying TF Outta That😂😂😂😂😂
All the women offended. Roles reversed the men would take it as a compliment.
Actually they too take it as a compliment. In next scene Lisa actually smiles to what he said
What the guy above me said. Also it depends on the situation. What this guy said is weird but benign, so it’s not that bad. But a potentially threatening man talking about a woman sexually to her face when they don’t have that kind of relationship is scary.
Why wear clothes that make u look good if u don't want people looking at you? U can't get mad because u got the response u wanted.
@@timothykappel198There's a world of difference between admiring someone, and being disrespectful by objectifying them. If you don't know the difference, then that makes you part of the problem.
no
The look on cuddys face when he said the fudge and cherry line was awesome haha
This female character was first humiliated by the patient and then by House and noone in the room adressed it properly. The scene could have been funny and harmless but they failed. It turned out sexist af.
Its a tv shoe mate cheer up
If it’s sexist, then you’ve A. Never seen House, B. Don’t know how popular it is, and C. Don’t understand it’s humor.
No
Did we watch the same video? He's got a frontal lobe problem, he literally cannot control what he says
Anyone who felt humiliated when confronted by a patient with a debilitating medical disorder wouldn't be in medicine.
Gotta say, he probably put a lot of self confidence in her step!!😂
the fact that 13 was right there and this man was wildin over cuddy
That had me rollin lmao 🤣
Definitely my favorite House short 😂🤣
Honestly props to this patient's actor