36 times Dr. House was a complete savage
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- Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 36 Times Dr. House Was A Complete Savage. Played expertly by Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 36 Times Dr. House Was A Complete Savage. Played expertly by Hugh Laurie, Dr. House from the hit TV show, "House," is sarcastic, angry, and in a constant state of sheer annoyance. Between the incompetent patients and his incompetent colleagues, it's easy to see why Dr. House prefers to handle things his way and why he has such utter disdain for those he made a career out of saving. But in any case, we rounded up a list of our favorite insults and savage moments from the one and only, House.
Did we miss your favorite quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
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Did we miss your favorite quote or moment? Let us know in the comments below!
Next of Ken is a producer of reference online video content, covering all things entertainment including video games, movies, TV shows, trends, and more. We upload new videos weekly with Top 10 lists, Origin stories, and more!
All audio/visual content that was used in the creation of this video are the sole property of their respective owners, production companies, distributors, and/or airing network(s), if applicable. Next of Ken claims no ownership to the footage used and has no affiliation with any of these production companies, distributors, or airing network(s). Musical - Zábava
"Are you being intentionally dense?!"
"Huh?"
LOL
That gets me all the time
Here it was cut so perfectly XDDD
Ahahahahaha
I paused it and lost my shit. xD
She was asking him if he's being dumb on purpose. He then makes fun of that by doing exactly what she was accusing him of
kalel32688 That one was my favorite
You missed one.
Cuddy : "How advanced is the pneumonia?"
House : "It's taking college courses."
what season as that?
@@Acuraintegraman1 Season 4 Episode 3
"97 seconds"
@@aritrahalder3209 holy shit that is exact
@@batz102 its the name of the episode xd
@@Ludosquo I have never seen this show rip
"You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?"
"It's never lupus."
True
@@Nnothingg- I remember one episode where it was. House was completely astounded.
@@PheonixSunstar001 no no that episode never happened 🙃
@@Nnothingg- deny everything!
His most famous line😂
"We got rectal bleeding"
"ALL OF YOU?!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Huuum you beat me by 3days well done!
“If her DNA was off by 1% she’d be a dolphin”🐬
Funny how that's almost accurate as the real difference between DNA. He should have replaced "dolphin" with "banana" to make it even funnier.
@@Tigressa101 nah that's like 40% off
Lol i thought he said adopted. A dolphin is way funnier
@@atuljha6128 You are right,banana is about 60% identical to human.
And if your grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
Hugh Laurie never once slipped back into his native British accent during the whole run of House.
Pamela Mays apart from that time he pretended to be a British Doctor to get some lab results faster.
He did a couple times in the Blooper reels if I remember correctly. Although he mostly messed up in an American accent.
JamesCPotter13 True. But there he was acting that he was acting. Making him an ever better actor :)
I didn't even know he had one until he did an interview LOL he's good!
He intentionally went into it once for a James Bond joke.
"He's not a what. He's a who. They even have the right to vote now"
Aaaaaaand I know what soda feels like shooting out of my nose....
ikr made me laugh so hard
Sooooooo.. what's it like? Strawberry?
@@adamdoang If you're asking what the drink was, it was Pepsi.
If you're asking what it feels like, it feels like burning.
That was a good one😂
I thought for a second you were going to make a twisted ice tea slap joke but I see this comment predates that
"He's 8 & swallowed something off a fridge? Darwin says let him die"
actual savage
Is a true statment
I don’t get it, 😔
@@thenextsketch4975 Put simple: Do something stupid, take the consequences
@Gary Garretson Naaaaah really? Wow...... -_-
"we got rectal bleeding."
"what? all of you?"
had me in tears
Happens all the time
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear 😂😂😂😂😂
0:18 House: you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with
The one sentence that literally defines the whole show
I think thats why he put it at the beginning
it can define two more shows "mentalist" and "suits"
@@soumyadeepauddy5272 Suits isn't exactly like that. Characters there get away with all sorts of crap because everyone else already did that.
So no one is able to call out anyone
"you can't do that, that's illegal"
"Have you seen me practicing medicine?"
Hugh Laurie was born to play as Dr House.
bro is this justin y's alt. account wtf is going on
What is really funny is that he has to do it in an American Accent. He speaks normally with a very British flare.
@SweetCommanderAlexander exactly
Just Some Guy without a Mustache i see you everywhere, you’re like Justin y wtf
Hmmm someone has stolen your name but has another profile picture
How was the “teeny tiny baby coffins” interaction not included in this?!?
ikr! that was the best!
Fire engine red
Phaserisclasic - Or frog green!
Owning anti-vaxxers, always fun
School bus yellow
Fun fact: during an interview on the Graham Norton Show, Hugh Laurie stated that even when working on other projects, he starts limping upon hearing the director say, "Action!"
Another fun fact he said in i think the same interview the character was based off of his father who was actually a doctor
@@SuperRaquel101 no it's not, his father was a doctor, but house was not based on hugh's father
@@vitrya.r9194 No what I think what he meant was the way he act, he based it off his father
'will I get bonus points if I act like I care?'
-me everytime I have to socialize.
My daily life at work
that's just sad man...
@@bennythebunny3957 Sad part is the humble bragging
Someone has deep need for approval it seems
@@KaibaSeto. i don't even remember writing this wtf
@@bennythebunny3957 Happens to the best of us
Last month i got a notification from a comment i made five years ago
It was an AMV video...
"Merry Christmas."
"...and a happy go to hell."
Can't think of a more perfect response XD
To be honest, because of this show, I've used that line.
Girl: Can I get pregnant by sitting on a toilet?
House: Well yes. But there's need to be someone between you and toilet.
I’m crying laughing 😂
My favourite line from any show ever lolol
House: Dr House...don't think we have met
Jamie: Dr Jamie connaway, I've heard your name
House: Most people have its also a noun
😂😂
U got the other guys name wrong. Its Chuck.
spididerman wut ever we all get the point 😂
spididerman When they spoke he said Jamie
M
@@spididerman yeah Chuck thought he can play with house wrong move that's why he shifted to other universe where Sam Dean exist but no house. Lol
That was hilarious 🤣
'good news is he's running out of organs to fail'
this man is a legend✨
"It's never lupus."
He might store them in a Sarcoidosis textbook next.
Except that one time it was lupus
@@magno172 That was Dr Buffer actually. House only confirmed it...lol
I love that the one time it was lupus he literally said, yes! I finally have a case of lupus
Onigiree
It’s always lupus
My first thought when I saw the title: "Only 36?!"
Do the math
@@AlexGNR either they suck at math, or they died 31,535,998 seconds ago. If they respond... you know the truth.
My first thought was “Oh, you mean the entire show?”
36 per episode*
‘No girlfriend. Always with Wilson. Obsession with sneakers. ‘ 😂😂😂😂😂
"once you're dying, suddenly everybody likes you."
I mean he’s not wrong
"I was being sarcastic!"
"Won't look that way on the court transcipt."
"We got rectal bleeding."
"What, all of you?"
_"You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with."_
You're talking to Wilson. Yes, he would!
“We’ve got rectal bleeding.” “What, ALL of you?” NEVER gets old! 🤣
The algebra joke❤️
Foreman: the kid was giving an algebra exam when he got nauseated and starting seizing.
House: yeah, that's how algebra presents itself.
Wasn't that AP calculus?
@@sriaparajith It was
There are other great sarcastic characters in TV, but IMO Dr. House is the king.
Dr venture from the venture brothers is my king of sarcasm. Dr. House is a close second though.
House is king.
They're both nouns.
Rick Sanchez?
Now you fella know what's true
Toosoo
Stan marsh from south park(later seasons)
Bojack from Bojack Horseman
Chandler Bing from Friends
“Are you being intentionally dense?!”
*”Hu-“*
when i first what that episode it made me laugh so hard idk why lmao
"Dont worry, its treatable. Being a bitch though... nothing we can do about that."
LOL LITERALLY ME!!
"are you being intentionally dense?"
"huh?"
(the cut makes it even better)
==============
"how old are you?"
"eight"
"and he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die"
===============
These 2 are gold
"How old are you?"
"eight"
"He's 8 years old and he ate something stuck to a fridge? Darwin says 'let him die".
Shit thats cold.
"Are you being intentionally dense" "HUH?" moment caught me off guard🤣
“You’re comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.” Me to everyone I work with.
Literally my favorite line in the whole show haha
I was briefly in California about 10 years ago. There was a trend there at the time where people would call you a nazi if you said anything they disagreed with. Someone once did that with me, I said, 'I'm part Jewish and my great grandparents fled Europe to get away from nazis. DO NOT call me a nazi!' the person looked chastened but didn't apologize.
That happen in NASA?
@@stephanginther9051 "was a trend"? That's been a normal California tradition and still is.
*All* Whites are Nationalist Socialist Democratic Party members!
"Hey Wilson, I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?"
"Good times."
I love that Wilson neither questions nor denies his request, they really are adorable together
Wilson, coming out of his office instantly and with visible interest: Sure!
XD
''Get a pony or a watermelon farm''
*IM DYING*
I don't get it.
Paul M. According to a stereotype black people like watermelon and foreman is black
“I’m gay”
“Oh that’s not what you meant?”
After she walks past you actually see him check out her ass and lick his lips. More like bisexual. But he was being sarcastic.
@@grant4254 he wasn't looking at her ass... People just do that when their mouth gets dry
That was his ex tho?
Would make sense though.
Always hanging with Wilson, the obsession with sneakers...
"I've heard your name."
"Most people have, it's also a noun."
"Weve got rectal bleeding"
"All of you?"
one hat was missed
"our son isnt dead"
"not yet i called a little early, you beat the rush hour traffic though"
"The good news is,he won't be bitching about losing his arm if he can't breathe"
That one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to statistics Dr House has been savage 16,028 times in the series
I think you’re missing a couple of zeroes in there
Sounds bout right
Just imagine Dr. House had Berta as his housekeeper. The conversation level would have been epic
"You hide your pills inside a lupus book?"
"It's never lupus"
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unfortunately, you can't post the entire series.
"He's not a what he's a who. They even have the right to vote now."
I almost died there
Patient: Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat.
House: Girls can't hold me for too long, because I pay only for an hour.
"We've got rectal bleeding" "What, all of you?!" was, is and will be my favourite ever
'i was being sarcastic'
- ' it wouldn't look that way in court transcript' i laughed hell out of my stomach.
"Are you being intentionally dense?"
"Huh?" 🤣🤣
“I want you to pretend your leg is a piano”
“My leg isn’t a piano”
_”I know that’s why I said pretend”_
Foreman: you stash your drugs in a lupos text book?
House: it's never lupus!
LOL
*lupus
It's
ty!
No problem happy to help
Nah fam, he was savage all the time
House's face saying HUUUGH !????
after Cuddy is priceless 5:48
Cameron:How you describe my leadership skills?
House:Nonexistent,otherwise excellent.😂🤣
“Merry Christmas”
“And a happy go to hell.”
I’m going to use that at least once.
"we got rectal bleeding"
Hugh: "what, all of you?"
omg
" Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing u again. "
What episode is that scene from?
@@baritony8763 season 1 episode 4 (maternity) :)
That girl, Hedy Burress, is the voice of Yuna in Final Fantasy X and X2.
House is a fucking mood I love it XD
A favorite of mine is when somebody, I don't remember who and don't recall verbatim, asks House how long a patient will live and he says, "I wouldn't go buying any green bananas."
"This could leave you B-B-B-B-Brain damaged" should also be here haha
House: How old are you
Kid: eight
House: Darwin says let him die.
I'm dying why is he the funniest character ever
Noone really likes dr. House, but if I had serious health problem, I would want him to be my doctor . All his flaws are insignificant because he is simply the best .
Honestly I’m conflicted. On the one hand he’s solve the mystery, but on the other he may do something so rash that I may not be able to live with in order to solve it.
@@TemitayoGiwa not a lot of patients that could be saved weren't saved in the series. Some had intreatable, deadly diseases... and whatnot. It's a series bout medical drama, not everything has to be unicorns and rainbows
David Baigorria I think you may have missed what I meant. I’m not saying he didn’t do a good job or didn’t solve his cases. In one of the clips he says he’ll keep taking pieces from a particular organ till he finds what’s wrong. Cameron challenges him and says he’ll keep taking pieces till the patient dies. And he responds that he’ll take pieces after that. My only problem with House is that he shows complete disdain for his patients well being. Which may make for a lot of drama in a TV series but would make him a really horrible doctor in real life.
My comment was as brilliant as he is, I’m not sure I’d want him as my doctor in real life, because he may do something to “solve a puzzle” that would permanently kill or maim me. If not for Cuddy and the rest of the team acting as a voice of reason and shielding him from consequences he might have done something way worse than we see on the shows.
I don’t think life is “unicorns and rainbows” as you put it. I know life can be horrible, but the empathy of others often makes it more bearable.
@@TemitayoGiwa Dr House took the most difficult and complicated cases in hospital and his patients death rate was still lower than with any other doctor who got easier cases . That is why morgue pathologist demanded only House to treat him, he knew had the best chance to recover with him and he knew House will not give up no matter what . I know House is fictional character, but I would take rude and sarcastic doctor over nice and polite any day of the week if he gets better results. I dont give a damn his bedside manners or empathy, the result is only thing what matters to me as a patient .
@@TemitayoGiwa Doctors are not supposed to be friendly, their job is to save people. Sure, having a friendly doctor that cares and does his job with the highest interest in people's health would be THE absolute best, but between a doctor that hugs you while you're dying and the other that ignores you while you get better, I'd have the latter, because then I'd have more time to spend thinking about the things that I could do after I get out of the situation and whatnot.
And Dr House is not as horrible as others think. He has good reasons to try and save his patients lives, but not their physical or mental worlds, as long as they could do something in life, partly because he, as a doctor, was still useful even thought he was crippled and because of other reasons that were stated across the series..
I've heard your name...
Most people have, its also a noun.
I always did found his sarcasm amusing. LOL!!!
find.... You idiot.
-House
Take a drink every time House does or says something that would, in real life, get him fired. You’ll be completely black out drunk/hammered if you do.
Nah, you'd die of alcohol poisoning! :P
The “huh” is what did it for me😂😂😂after cuddly asked “are you being dense”
'That man's in a coma.'
'He doesn't mind. I asked.'
'You're getting crumbs all over him.'
That is hilarious. :D
(House pulls out a Dustbuster)
Just remember, this is the same guy who was Stuart Little's dad.
I noticed Stuart Little on Netflix the other day, almost clicked on it but something made me not. If only I had, and I would’ve realized this fact sooner
and 101 Dalmatians live action
My gawd, I havent watched that movie in ages. I did not know that!
"Darwin says let him die" amazing🤣🤣
"You're comparing me to a Nazi ? Nice..."
The delivery is so, so perfect
Many years later and that Rectal bleeding one still makes me laugh
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!!!!!!! Lol this episode kills me every time
"Are you being intentionally dense?!"
*"HUH?"*
Kills me every time 😂
"I've got the plague?"
"Don't worry. It's treatable. You being a bitch, though? Nothing we can do about that."
That may be my favorite one. :)
Love that even the editors apparently are aware of the fan joke "It's never Lupus" when Foreman is amazed that House keeps his Vicodin in a Lupus medical book.
5:50 literally me everytime someone asks me something
And now I miss this show
He is the kind of person no one likes, but does not let that bother him.
I know. He’s goals AF.
Ikr he’s a savage
You hide your stash in a lupus textbook...its never lupus🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:34 it was this visit that propelled him into a career in medicine for Pawnees clinic. He even carries the same persona as Dr House. What a great origin story.
Another favorite is when, I think he is explaining a patient's rising creatinine level and says, "It's your kidneys way of saying, 'you go on without us'."
He listed evolution as one of the fictional concepts that keep him up at night. I laughed so hard.
"and a happy go to hell" 😂😂😂😂😂
Foreman about kutner: "he's a wimp, he's afraid of you"
House: "you want me to intimidate him in to not being afraid? Not sure I know how to do that"
I needed this today. Thanks!
And I thought he was ALWAYS savage!
"*Huh*" that got me bro 😂😂😂
Cameron (with chase and foreman at her side): We've got rectal bleeding
House: what? All of you?
My favourite is:
How would you describe my leadership skills ?
Nonexistent
otherwise excellent !
"Enough! Get a pony, or a watermelon farm."
How tf did I not catch this sooner? 😂😂😂
Counting 26 beats in 3 seconds.
26*20 = 520 bpm
This appears insane. But maybe after every 26 beats his heart simply takes a rest for 15 seconds. Approximate resting rate of 75bpm. Perfectly healthy. Maybe doctors don't know everything.
That's a huge, "maybe", Phits 😉
I wonder what House would say about a patient who tried the Tide Pod challenge 🤔
I'd imagine it'd be something along the lines of "What did the grocery store run out of skittles?"
Donald Corrigan I wonder if he would say,
“Here’s a prescription for some fabric softener,
If you’re going to do it, may as well do it right.”😆
@@sexykitten0814 That's good. I like yours better 🤣🤣
The intentionally dense gets me every time
"Merry Christmas..."
"And a happy go to hell".
This line became my favorite. I'm saying this to all the people I hate, on Christmas.
Suggestion: Times when Spock was more human than you'll ever be.
Can you do one of these on Patrick Jane from the Mentalist?
"You´re comparing me to a nazi?"
"Nice!"
God i love this show.
Never watched this show unfortunately. Looks like a show I would have loved back then.
SLY it’s on amazon prime... HIGHLY recommended
You can watch it free on NBC
Thank you. I'll check it out! ☺
Oh, I envy you sooooo much!
What it now. Seriously you're missing out.
Could have been better if the background music is turned off
I think it might be a copyright thing....I do agree tho
Eh, at least it's subtle and not blasting like other people do it.
No way. Sneaky Snitch is so perfect for this video!
0:50 Me in quarantine 🤣