Jamie's Dating Profile | Not Today, Pal Ep. 18

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  • čas přidán 4. 08. 2024
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    On this episode of Not Today, Pal, Jamie has a surprise for Rob...she made a dating profile...that he had asked her to make. Rob reviews the pictures she's selected and the Booth Boys chime in on her swiping prospects. Rob and Jamie then talk about Rob's weird breathing, his poop discussions with Cutter, and a very familiar statue in Lithuania. We also get another Memory Lane featuring a family portrait and later Rob has a mind numbing riddle for Jamie. Enjoy!
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    00:00:00 - Intro
    00:02:31 - Jamie Made A Dating Profile!
    00:03:43 - Profile Picture Review
    00:11:57 - This is Jamie
    00:17:48 - Audio Clip Guessing Game
    00:22:25 - Weird Breathing/Pooping Schedules/OCD
    00:28:28 - Memory Lane
    00:30:11 - Lithuanian Tony Statue
    00:34:23 - Rob's Riddle
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Komentáře • 298

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 Před 8 měsíci +9

    “First of all, it’s 1 of 2 genders!” 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @JKimPersonal
    @JKimPersonal Před 8 měsíci +146

    After relistening to the intro over and over, I can confirm it says, “Please Help Me” from likely one of Tom’s victims in the Mommy Basement.

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci +4

      1:12 😂hell yeah bro brin g back the Confederate flag ❤slaves in the basement making babies for me😂2get even more social security KEEP EM HIGH and TIGHT ,,,churr from NZ (van diemans land way down at the bottom of the world

    • @user-jq1ny4qf9q
      @user-jq1ny4qf9q Před 8 měsíci

      This is absolutely the worst podcast ever(.)

    • @RayRaeTV
      @RayRaeTV Před 8 měsíci +3

      I was ready to bash this comment but I ended up loving it 😂❤

    • @screamdreamer9085
      @screamdreamer9085 Před 8 měsíci +4

      It does say please help me, but it’s from an airline worker dealing with Tom

    • @Tosh-hugs
      @Tosh-hugs Před 8 měsíci +3

      Calling from Garth’s backyard

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 Před 8 měsíci +104

    Another few minutes closer to the hour we deserve!

    • @tb1753
      @tb1753 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I don’t think we’ll ever see an hour even where my moms at was cut in half like 6 months ago 😢

  • @user-dl3xj5re3y
    @user-dl3xj5re3y Před 8 měsíci +108

    Jamie has aged gracefully, simply beautiful.

    • @itsfarookmayne
      @itsfarookmayne Před 8 měsíci +5

      She's my kryptonite

    • @wompwomp338
      @wompwomp338 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Red flag. 🚩

    • @isaiah2387
      @isaiah2387 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Chad's burner account

    • @chaz2damax
      @chaz2damax Před 8 měsíci

      So creepy bro, keep those thoughts in your head

    • @H-Vox
      @H-Vox Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@chaz2damaxYou're beautiful too

  • @vanyllinha
    @vanyllinha Před 8 měsíci +21

    The best thing about this pod is not having “tour dates” 😊

  • @Dolumdidu
    @Dolumdidu Před 8 měsíci +3

    Bro where is this week's episode im jonesing!! Lol

  • @casstellations_13
    @casstellations_13 Před 8 měsíci +26

    Jamie literally IS sunshine ☀️

  • @liffei420
    @liffei420 Před 8 měsíci +50

    First of all Jamie is never short of stunning. That said IMO dating profiles where they show their kids rub me the wrong way. It's fine that you have kids, but keep them off dating profiles. It gives me I am going to introduce you to my kids after 3 dates vibe.

    • @liffei420
      @liffei420 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @nicksyoutubeaccount well to be fair the kids should come first its not that they are rejecting you more so knowing raising them is priority number one

    • @rodspodcastentertaiment8368
      @rodspodcastentertaiment8368 Před 8 měsíci

      When Cutter dies, bad dystra genes, the l line will be around the block to take on Jamie Lynn even with her manic children. Dykstra Genes.

    • @thelizardkween
      @thelizardkween Před 8 měsíci +3

      So you rather they surprise you on the 10th date lol ok

    • @liffei420
      @liffei420 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @thelizardkween nah if you have kids go ahead and say so in your profile if you want just no pictures of them on your dating app pictures

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      True stories FACT is there's some sicko pedo scumbags on da intaweb !!!!

  • @EtanG911
    @EtanG911 Před 8 měsíci +25

    Honestly I think it would’ve said much more about Jamie if she was feeding hotdogs to a pig. Savage!

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      🤣😂

    • @SkinnyKitchen
      @SkinnyKitchen Před 8 měsíci

      back in the day when South Park put 2 episodes on a vhs, they had interludes. One was Trey and Matt feeding bacon to Makon the pig. feeding bacon to a pig, so obviously it'll never be shown again, you had to be there. Makin Bacon with Makon. and pigs will eat anything besides teeth and bones

  • @davidsolis6088
    @davidsolis6088 Před 8 měsíci +21

    Starting to look forward to this more than the ymh podcast

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah my bro , Jean!!!check out Danny Brown ,first date ,2bears one cave ❤️my mommies keep em high &tight stay safe BENT EDGE4Life ...laffter the best medicine💯

    • @davidcapparelli843
      @davidcapparelli843 Před 8 měsíci

      are you.....special@@mikeysemple9318

  • @shaybene5141
    @shaybene5141 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Jamie’s commercial was on tv last night. She looks amazing! Congrats

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside Před 8 měsíci +10

    Her dating profile tells me I’m broke

  • @zachery5565
    @zachery5565 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Love you guys can’t believe Jamie is 40 she looks 28 still

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      🔥&fit and 40!!!! that's one mommie I'd Ike to hit /smash

  • @bilalahmad8500
    @bilalahmad8500 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Jamie ages like fine wine 🍷 😍😍🤤

  • @scherfette
    @scherfette Před 8 měsíci +6

    Poor Jamie didn’t get to do her sweet or sour. Rob just cuts her off every time she begins to talk. He asks the question and then says “before you answer…” and continues to talk about himself😂

    • @Cletus69VanDamme
      @Cletus69VanDamme Před 8 měsíci +4

      Brent Kreishler vibes

    • @briancannon3987
      @briancannon3987 Před 4 měsíci

      so annoying. he did it alot when they had fynn on. the worst is when fynn begins to tell a story rob cuts him off and they never go back to what will was going to say. rob your interviewing THEM

  • @livalice2358
    @livalice2358 Před 8 měsíci +37

    Have been looking forward to this podcast, wish they were longer though!

  • @STEPHAN1808
    @STEPHAN1808 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Absolutely love this channel / Podcast you guys should do a live show it would be great. Keep up the good work!

  • @MaggWinnin
    @MaggWinnin Před 8 měsíci +6

    Greetings from Lithuania! Hope you guys visit some day. Love the show

  • @katievincent4220
    @katievincent4220 Před 8 měsíci +2

    That girl at the golf club was me!! Thanks for the shout out☺️

  • @Yah_Mean
    @Yah_Mean Před 8 měsíci +3

    I love this podcast. These two have a natural back and forth it’s incredible.

  • @jonpayne94
    @jonpayne94 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Progressively getting longer each episode, true edging

  • @eljefe68
    @eljefe68 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Hey Rob. Those noises you make is called Tourette's. 😂

    • @oneofus6924
      @oneofus6924 Před 8 měsíci

      lol i think you are quite right

    • @Charlee4459
      @Charlee4459 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I think its ADHD... I do things like that... there are certain "trigger" words I'll hear that will instantly give me a strong urge to sing a song or quote a movie lol.

  • @luisc2975
    @luisc2975 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Why do I feel like I’m falling in love with Jaime??!! She looks prettier and cooler every episode!

  • @LiamFadness
    @LiamFadness Před 8 měsíci +6

    nadav quit because they wouldn’t make NTP episodes longer

  • @jasoncataldi2053
    @jasoncataldi2053 Před 8 měsíci +21

    I can’t agree with Rob more on the whole Gender Reveal reactions. 👏🏼. Preach brother.

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Hell yeah, 🤣👍❤️ it

    • @Kyle_Riel
      @Kyle_Riel Před 7 měsíci +1

      Gender reveals are a celebration of genders, when the world government is trying to tell us genders don't exist.
      Long live gender reveals, long live genders. #banthey/thems

  • @D_SQ
    @D_SQ Před 8 měsíci +7

    No kidding. Jamie even at 40 or whatever, like Rob said, is in the 1% in the attractive scale as far as I'm concerned, and a huge reason I watch the pod. Rob is great obviously and holds the pod down in a manner it can't go on without him, and the booth boys, who are cool, but guys know what it is. Same with Lauren Compton's pod. 😂

  • @cryptomushroomcommunity5702
    @cryptomushroomcommunity5702 Před 8 měsíci

    great pod

  • @mapwezt
    @mapwezt Před 8 měsíci

    Love the pod

  • @calebmay4721
    @calebmay4721 Před 8 měsíci

    You guys are awesome!!

  • @BudPalmer
    @BudPalmer Před 8 měsíci +3

    Do farmers make milk? Stupid question, Rob!

    • @BillHicks420
      @BillHicks420 Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah, it wasn't particularly insightful or difficult.

  • @jeninlight
    @jeninlight Před 8 měsíci +23

    Love Jamie’s little booster seat. None for Rob?

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      😂😂😂 Nice one👍ya can pee on me beat me put me a booster seat anytime.....F.aye!!! ?😂

    • @CCitis
      @CCitis Před 8 měsíci +3

      I assume that’s because of her MS. Can be painful

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      @@CCitis 😜🤣👍

    • @karenrowey8752
      @karenrowey8752 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I believe he does sit on one too

  • @JAHughes1988
    @JAHughes1988 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Hey, Jamie Lynn! I sat beside you on a flight from New York to LA and you were the nicest person. I tried not to ask too many questions, I probably failed. You were so sweet,wish you all the love and happiness in your life.

  • @pierrepolanco2418
    @pierrepolanco2418 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Im so happy they kept the ymh spirit alive.

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX Před 8 měsíci +6

    I know something about Jamie! She loves Reese's peanut butter cups!

  • @mrroboto8671
    @mrroboto8671 Před 8 měsíci +2

    About the the "stimulator" theory; I got to poke a hole in it...nocturnal emmision.

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner Před 8 měsíci

      Right!? My very first thought. Drew would be so disappointed in the Booth Boys for not explaining to Jamie & Rob that cum is made in the balls.

  • @3K4peikos
    @3K4peikos Před 8 měsíci +2

    I am Lithuanian (from Vilnius) and if you come here I'll show you around

  • @pb8828
    @pb8828 Před 8 měsíci

    love you guys. you are amazing

  • @brian-ld4vd
    @brian-ld4vd Před 8 měsíci

    I do that too, when I'm pissed or stressed I make rock guitar sounds with my mouth. LoL.

  • @Ignitionite
    @Ignitionite Před 8 měsíci +1

    The pizza is already made, it just needs somebody to open the box.

  • @danniejones2032
    @danniejones2032 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The thing I got from all of Jamie's photos is she has a wedding ring on in every photo.

  • @joetasker8855
    @joetasker8855 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Jamie could make a gay man straight and a straight woman gay ❤

    • @kamalwalker4324
      @kamalwalker4324 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Big 💯💯

    • @mikeysemple9318
      @mikeysemple9318 Před 8 měsíci

      🤣💯true ❤️ goes both ways 👍😜 but Rob better grow his hair 🤣b4id go gay 4him

  • @ooleg
    @ooleg Před 8 měsíci +1

    Haha lets just watch this pod for whatever time it takes for them to see Rob and Jamie is THE Perfect couple! 😅👍

  • @victoriacavazos-uz4qq
    @victoriacavazos-uz4qq Před 8 měsíci

    Please make this at least an hour. 🙏

  • @AnthonyGhandour
    @AnthonyGhandour Před 8 měsíci

    I am so happy to see these two people have a podcast together, I mean, the Sopranos is the best show ever honestly if not top 5 tv series everrrrr
    Shout out to you guys! Thank you for creating such an amazing show and now having a sweet podcast!

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe Před 8 měsíci +3

    Tell Jamie to Holla at me

  • @erinmcgarr8270
    @erinmcgarr8270 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I’ve always thought the background words in the theme song were “walk along”

  • @kmuttleyjr147
    @kmuttleyjr147 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Need to get the father in law Lenny on the show!

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Rob spending half the episode on the hypothetical of Jamie being single - he is dreaming 😍

  • @FFSammie
    @FFSammie Před 8 měsíci +1

    23:27 I too make random call out noises like a strange wild animal. My kids ALSO do it. 😂 My husband seems to find it cute. Just walkin' around our house and somebody is making some weird noise or singing the Liberty Mutual jingle to themselves. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Think that's ADD honestly.

  • @shaynakalassay4672
    @shaynakalassay4672 Před 8 měsíci

    I thought the theme song said “not today Kyle” like from South Park. I thought it was some inside joke lol

  • @MathGPT
    @MathGPT Před 8 měsíci +1

    The cocktail picture is so basic I love it

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself Před 8 měsíci +1

    The theme song is styled after The Sopranos song. Same walkie talkie megaphone sing talking.

  • @crage222
    @crage222 Před 8 měsíci

    34:40
    If I buy a muffin, does that make me a baker?

  • @np9395
    @np9395 Před 8 měsíci

    Epic show.

  • @nathanvandalay107
    @nathanvandalay107 Před 6 měsíci

    I hate the comments section on CZcams, but I just wanted to day thanks for starting this podcast. It's my birthday today, and you're making work worth being at right now.

  • @brandonjutras8142
    @brandonjutras8142 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Rob you gotta put some stand up material together , talking about the shit that annoys you . GOLD

  • @TheEbo34
    @TheEbo34 Před 8 měsíci

    I haven’t kept up with her but Jamie looks incredible. It’s nice to know that these two actually enjoy each other and have genuine chemistry. New listener after this

  • @castlefreight8764
    @castlefreight8764 Před 8 měsíci

    I’m so late…THEY HAVE A PODCAST AND ITS ON YMH THIS IS A CRAZY COMBO

  • @brooksdurham8244
    @brooksdurham8244 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Rob should try a sober dating site

  • @mentalpain6042
    @mentalpain6042 Před 8 měsíci

    I had a fucking giggle at the thought of Rob lying next to someone sleeping and without even realizing it going "BADDUP BUP!"

  • @ziggykorn1
    @ziggykorn1 Před 8 měsíci

    At least an hour please Pal!!!

  • @mishh1295
    @mishh1295 Před 8 měsíci +1

    If you like gabagool, Jamie’s the gaba-girl for you

  • @daveismoseley
    @daveismoseley Před 8 měsíci

    The theme song says “c’mon, one time don’t have much time, reparation Jackson gettin’ married?”

  • @daviddoran8397
    @daviddoran8397 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Rob.....are you a Padres fan, or do you just like the hat? I like it!

  • @billsmith394
    @billsmith394 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Worst thing in a dating profile is "love to laugh" in the description. No shit, who hates to laugh? That's like I eat when hungry...

  • @Ic3h0rnEt14
    @Ic3h0rnEt14 Před 8 měsíci +11

    37:35 Rob was born for podcasts, that shit was so seamless and hilarious.

  • @xlnyc77
    @xlnyc77 Před 8 měsíci +1

    in the theme song I hear "Gavone" "Jersey" and "Battery," I THINK I hear "Patterson" or maybe "Manhattan" Maybe its a taxi dispatcher sending a cab to Jersey from Battery Park in Manhattan to Patterson New Jersey, and Gavone being an Italian insult (ie The Sopranos)

  • @workstudy8118
    @workstudy8118 Před 8 měsíci +7

    15:51 these responses are making it pretty clear that rob is not one of the boys

    • @robdubent
      @robdubent Před 8 měsíci

      Nobody else commented this.

  • @nwi_aztec
    @nwi_aztec Před 8 měsíci

    Damn, I really watch too much TV. I immediately recognized that Kia Soul Hamster from Jamie's first pic.

  • @Jashn20002000
    @Jashn20002000 Před 8 měsíci

    Wow Jamies looking great this episode.

  • @raecardenas9985
    @raecardenas9985 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Rob is way to picky with the pictures 😂 “I wish you were smiling more”

    • @jamiestewart48
      @jamiestewart48 Před 8 měsíci

      Yeah! One of the most beautiful actresses to grace the screens has a dating app photo she picked where she'd bending over in a bikini with a fit as all hell body and boobs on display and he's giving it "I wish you were smiling" LOL

  • @LizzzyB
    @LizzzyB Před 8 měsíci

    Two things I learned from this: Rob Iler is my dream guy and this podcast was manifested by Jaime and Rob needing new screen parents - Tom and Christina. Love the show ❤😂

  • @chiiimo
    @chiiimo Před 8 měsíci

    I feel like Rob and I are twins hahaha

  • @jkrusso7511
    @jkrusso7511 Před 5 měsíci

    I think Rob n I are soulmates! 😆😆we are the same person! 🤣

  • @rams812
    @rams812 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I thought it was a birthday party haha pretty close

  • @redmanbad8869
    @redmanbad8869 Před 8 měsíci

    How do I get on the CHristmas Card list?!

  • @hiiichristinaa371
    @hiiichristinaa371 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I'm tryna have fun tonight!!

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX Před 8 měsíci +3

    K one more thing about Jamie. Before I sound like an obsessed lunatic lol She looks so good here. I mean, she always looks good but I think she looks better here than in any of the pictures... Which were great btw!

  • @FilmGrouch
    @FilmGrouch Před 8 měsíci +2

    Buddha loved Top Gun: Maverick. So, the title of Buddha will not be granted to you, Robert.

  • @GK-qc5ry
    @GK-qc5ry Před 8 měsíci

    29:27 Rob and Jamie are junior mommies in training.

  • @spectrumadjacent
    @spectrumadjacent Před 8 měsíci

    “Take a second before you decide how dumb this is” 😂😂

  • @ryanlaitsch1912
    @ryanlaitsch1912 Před 8 měsíci

    "See you again next week" but where is the thanksgiving sode?

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX Před 8 měsíci +3

    Let me tell you about dating profiles. I hate them lol Because some women write an hour long story and expect you to read it all! But the part that sucks is when a girl writes down everything about her in the profile, wtf do you talk about? lol It's like, "hey! So, what do you like to do for fun?" (a classic lol) and she'll be like, "didn't you read my profile?". And I'll be like oh, must have.. must have missed that part. I just think it's stupid to put everything in the profile because it doesn't leave much to talk about.

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside Před 8 měsíci +2

    Since the prevalence of social media is more abundant, a stronger “social lubricant” is needed for those that lack the IRL SOCIAL SKILLS. I bet we see an uptick of alcoholism.

  • @tammaraorbach1448
    @tammaraorbach1448 Před 8 měsíci

    I'm only on photo 2 and I'd definitely be swiping

  • @michaelruggiero8284
    @michaelruggiero8284 Před 8 měsíci

    How do you wear a San Diego hat? How many hours of contemplation did it take you? ROBERT??😂

  • @michaelpost4023
    @michaelpost4023 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Yo Robbie, Go Padres! and dude just be a passport bro?

  • @metalhead760
    @metalhead760 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Anyone else feel like we need longer episodes and/or more frequent episodes😩

  • @theuniversejr
    @theuniversejr Před 8 měsíci

    for anybody confused on the lyrics for the intro music, i was able to decipher
    "C'mon, one time is all i could ask, get your ass to church, you getting married?"
    to then close out with "NOT TODAY" makes the most sense to me.

  • @marcusry
    @marcusry Před 8 měsíci

    Sound boys talking like they’re all on 2 hours of sleep lol

  • @NotAlwaysBilly
    @NotAlwaysBilly Před 8 měsíci +1

    SEE the recognition you get when drop the slump, Kassem

  • @johnpoops
    @johnpoops Před 8 měsíci +5

    in the booth's defense, making Jamie's profile with her fictious alternate reality is impossible. they know her as a caring mom and fun wife. not a single 40 something

  • @AliAdeebAlsaba
    @AliAdeebAlsaba Před 8 měsíci +1

    If you milk a cow; who made the milk?!

  • @iTzYoMasterXX
    @iTzYoMasterXX Před 8 měsíci +8

    Jamie can be in as many pictures with her ex as she wants. As long as she's in the picture I don't care lol
    Love this podcast! You guy's are hilarious!
    Jamie has a really nice body! Swiping yes all day!

  • @shannonwolfley3390
    @shannonwolfley3390 Před 8 měsíci

    your old Maxim cover is selling for $50 online right now!!

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself Před 8 měsíci +3

    Make it 41 minutes!!!!

  • @feliciavaldez8554
    @feliciavaldez8554 Před 8 měsíci

    Hahaha Jamie looks like she's gonna stab the pig with her carrot 😂😂😅

  • @victoriacavazos-uz4qq
    @victoriacavazos-uz4qq Před 8 měsíci +1

    Where is this week’s episode 😫

  • @act2vate
    @act2vate Před 8 měsíci

    Hahahaha fucking love you guys

  • @MJLopez23
    @MJLopez23 Před 8 měsíci

    What happened to the pictures of the Halloween party?