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  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  Před rokem +1144

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    • @matthewcuesta5623
      @matthewcuesta5623 Před rokem +5

      The craziest cop I had tried opening the door without even asking anything

    • @ashthekid1130
      @ashthekid1130 Před rokem +4

      What happens if they lose your ID in a traffic stop

    • @chaseeish6259
      @chaseeish6259 Před rokem

      @joecoolio134 I think so

    • @Josh-uv5th
      @Josh-uv5th Před rokem +1

      I know you're not a lawyer in Canada, but I would love to see a Canadian version of these steps

    • @dougied3449
      @dougied3449 Před rokem +1

      Don’t have problems here in Kentucky! Most the cops are pretty nice and friendly and don’t give bs reasons for pulling over.

  • @Yeetbloxian
    @Yeetbloxian Před rokem +87954

    “You were going 120 in a school lane-“
    “I invoke the fifth.”

    • @springtrap-5994
      @springtrap-5994 Před rokem +6391

      Technically it still works, your just going to jail regardless 😂

    • @killunova
      @killunova Před rokem +3422

      Bro skipped to step 5😂

    • @dementiagamin
      @dementiagamin Před rokem +2143

      "my apologies sir have a great day"

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 Před rokem +130

      No

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 Před rokem +65

      @@springtrap-5994 right

  • @stephenplayz8265
    @stephenplayz8265 Před rokem +10473

    Mike: “what’s ur name and badge number”
    Officer: I invoke the fifth
    Mike: darn it

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 Před rokem +761

      Well, since the cop has invoked the 5th, the detention is over and you can drive away.

    • @maxifire32
      @maxifire32 Před rokem +226

      The officer used a uno reverse card

    • @CliveHQ
      @CliveHQ Před rokem +46

      Yooo underrated

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv Před rokem +57

      So true. Most cop interaction videos on CZcams the cops refuse to answer that question.

    • @JohnDoe-qz1ql
      @JohnDoe-qz1ql Před rokem +21

      There are different rules when it applies to police and govt agents. Under case law they can lie.

  • @deskslam4232
    @deskslam4232 Před rokem +1878

    "I invoke a lawyer, can I speak with a fifth?"

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 10 měsíci +104

      I hear that line is great for getting out of a DUI

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 Před 10 měsíci +70

      @Sniperboy5551 Sorry but I refuse to answer further questions until my 5th is here.

    • @jamesmcguinness1530
      @jamesmcguinness1530 Před 9 měsíci +75

      @@Sniperboy5551 I swear to drunk I'm not God officer.

    • @brendanzhang7488
      @brendanzhang7488 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@Sniperboy5551 depends, if u sped over 100 and almost ran over like twenty people that doesn't work

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 Před 8 měsíci +17

      ​@@brendanzhang7488So you're telling me the limit is 19 people? good to know! 😂

  • @BoyoisREAL
    @BoyoisREAL Před rokem +477

    “Sir, you just rammed a truck into an elementary school”
    “Am I free to go?”

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo Před 5 měsíci +26

      I invoke the lawyer. Can I talk to my fifth?

    • @LITINIL.40
      @LITINIL.40 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I invoke the fifth

    • @Zzx44
      @Zzx44 Před 3 měsíci

      I invoke the oopsie daisies

  • @pablodepablonesybetlog2894
    @pablodepablonesybetlog2894 Před rokem +19530

    "Sir you-"
    "Why am I being detained? + I Invoke the fifth + Ratio"

  • @Delta-007
    @Delta-007 Před rokem +13718

    "I invoke the fifth."
    "Sir you are in Europe."

  • @rudzik1692
    @rudzik1692 Před 4 měsíci +40

    "Can I take your order?"
    "I invoke the fifth."
    "Okay, so, large fries."

  • @KorayBuke
    @KorayBuke Před 8 měsíci +102

    "Sir you robbed a ba-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @Lunar_Abyss76
    @Lunar_Abyss76 Před rokem +6183

    "Your honor, my client pleads oopsy daisies"

  • @Bilagtas
    @Bilagtas Před rokem +4233

    "Sir you just ran over a pedestri-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @razier5299
      @razier5299 Před rokem +63

      I mean it is technically going to work. Its just they won't try to ask you anymore question while trying to detain you.

    • @epicfail5473
      @epicfail5473 Před rokem +25

      Where I live, they would just blame the pedestrian for jaywalking.

    • @poiuuiopl9623
      @poiuuiopl9623 Před rokem +11

      ​@@epicfail5473 Good.

    • @Alex-yb6yj
      @Alex-yb6yj Před rokem +4

      It would technically work, you’d still go to jail tho

    • @brodiehenderson4
      @brodiehenderson4 Před rokem +1

      Stop copying the other dude

  • @Ivy30
    @Ivy30 Před rokem +9

    "I invoke the fifth"
    "Miss, you are in Japan"

  • @Arkham.H.
    @Arkham.H. Před rokem +64

    "Sir there is blood dripping from your trunk?"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 10 měsíci +4

      That’s not a question, it’s a statement.

  • @beeeeens0034
    @beeeeens0034 Před rokem +7317

    “I invoke the fifth”
    “Sir this is a Wendy’s-

    • @maddiemm
      @maddiemm Před rokem +27

      u can use it anywhere-

    • @iambvfr
      @iambvfr Před rokem

      @@maddiemm technically not your 5th amendment only protects against the government and does not protect you against your job, home, or employee and shall only protect you from your government

    • @wiz3146
      @wiz3146 Před rokem +27

      unfunny

    • @milo1269
      @milo1269 Před rokem +32

      wow so funny and original

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 Před rokem +8

      @@milo1269 wow the name Milo is so funny and original

  • @evany844
    @evany844 Před rokem +9222

    “Sir you just killed five people.” Mike “I invoke the fifth.”

    • @Lalo_Salamanca115
      @Lalo_Salamanca115 Před rokem +364

      In fact it would probably be the most important to invoke the fifth in that situation

    • @justacanofbeans8217
      @justacanofbeans8217 Před rokem +105

      ​@@jonlikesplanesnot if you have a good lawyer

    • @brianfeuerman1732
      @brianfeuerman1732 Před rokem +88

      You don’t know how many people screw themselves in the first 24 hours after being arrested by talking.

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine Před rokem +26

      This is the proper choice! Whether you've killed intentionally or unintentionally, do not talk to them!

    • @Ghakimx
      @Ghakimx Před rokem +2

      If only Darrell Brooks knew

  • @buffamongus1346
    @buffamongus1346 Před rokem +58

    "Sir you're free to go"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @pokeprogame
      @pokeprogame Před rokem +3

      Bro forgor the assignment

    • @aebalc
      @aebalc Před 7 měsíci

      "Sir you're free to go" Too many people in body cam video's get this part wrong too. When you are free to go... Shut up and LEAVE!
      Way too common for people to talk themselves into an arrest after an officer has given them a chance to walk away.

    • @bluerouter4182
      @bluerouter4182 Před 7 měsíci

      Exactly

  • @endlesssupernovacaine4377
    @endlesssupernovacaine4377 Před rokem +151

    How that shit would go down in America:
    "What's your name and badge number officer?"
    "You trying to imply something?"
    "I'm just asking your name and badge number."
    "...."
    *Body cam switches off.*

    • @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx
      @WlmaAlexender-zl6nx Před 9 měsíci +23

      ​@@lxnarrAs an American, not propaganda, completely true 99/100. Now if you're *looking* for American propaganda, don't worry, we have *plenty.*

    • @Drunkenbasilisk
      @Drunkenbasilisk Před 9 měsíci +10

      As a American I can confirm

    • @joeplayzgames2625
      @joeplayzgames2625 Před 9 měsíci +20

      *click*
      *trigger*
      *loud sound*
      _he was being aggressive, we had to put him down._

    • @bochiimane
      @bochiimane Před 8 měsíci +10

      “Why am I being detained?”
      “Because.”

    • @USA_UNITED1776
      @USA_UNITED1776 Před 7 měsíci +2

      No.

  • @galaxy_starz3789
    @galaxy_starz3789 Před rokem +3227

    "Sir you were goi-"
    *one sec lemme take out my script*

    • @jayman1772
      @jayman1772 Před rokem +66

      He has a gun!!!!!!

    • @focusfailing2831
      @focusfailing2831 Před rokem +43

      You better put your script in your belt for easy access, reach for it quickly and pull it up to the police officer for expert precision and efficiency as to not waste their time

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Před rokem +29

      @@focusfailing2831 instructions followed I am now shot and being transported to the hospital I’ve told the doctors I also invoke the forth and want to speak to an lawyer

    • @focusfailing2831
      @focusfailing2831 Před rokem +1

      @@Messup7654 huh usually that's full proof
      Maybe it's because I'm white

    • @Messup7654
      @Messup7654 Před rokem +8

      @@focusfailing2831 the lights were white other than that everything was black

  • @carsntech1
    @carsntech1 Před rokem +2180

    ‘I invoke the fifth’
    ‘Sir there is literally a whole family dead inside your trunk’

    • @rrjm9163
      @rrjm9163 Před rokem +95

      Oh that... it came with the car!😊👍💯

    • @ajm5007
      @ajm5007 Před rokem +29

      How would they know that without a warrant or probable cause?

    • @ttm1093
      @ttm1093 Před rokem +6

      criminals go to answer(not mine).

    • @ZenCz
      @ZenCz Před rokem +5

      Me: But I invoke the fifth! I do not consent for a search, I want a lawyer.
      Police officer: There's people dea-
      Me: I INVOKE THE FIFTH
      Police officer: Alr alr you're free to go

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays Před rokem

      DID I FUCKIN STUTTER?

  • @TexanChristianConservative

    "Sir you Nuked-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @tovarisch3490
    @tovarisch3490 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This is the most normal seeming police officer in any law-by-mike skit

  • @PlaneBlooper2001
    @PlaneBlooper2001 Před rokem +5702

    “Sir you just committed a genocide on 2 entire orphanages.”
    “I invoke the fifth.”

  • @matthewszeto7065
    @matthewszeto7065 Před 9 měsíci +11

    "Sir you broke into the president's office and nuked Russia"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @user-zh6or1ew2k
      @user-zh6or1ew2k Před měsícem +1

      I invoke my lawyer, can I speak to the fifth ?

  • @TakeItSlowNow
    @TakeItSlowNow Před rokem +8

    " Can i speak with an lawyer''
    -Realises that you dont have enough money to have a lawyer.

    • @RainbowDuchess
      @RainbowDuchess Před 3 měsíci +3

      You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you.

  • @abineshvarun1689
    @abineshvarun1689 Před rokem +1284

    "sir your tire was punctur-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

    • @hyperguy3970
      @hyperguy3970 Před rokem +8

      Under rated fr

    • @WhittyYT
      @WhittyYT Před rokem +9

      “Understandable, have a great day sir”

  • @unknown_entity56
    @unknown_entity56 Před rokem +625

    "sir you ran over 5 elderly poepl-"
    "I invoke the 5th"

    • @wuzupj
      @wuzupj Před rokem +9

      Sir this is Wendy’s

    • @Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok
      @Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok Před rokem +19

      ​@@wuzupj i order the fifth

    • @antkiller7537
      @antkiller7537 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Ok-ok-ok-ok-ok im suffocating trying not to laugh hard

  • @YkBigMak
    @YkBigMak Před rokem +55

    "Sir you just committed Vehicular Manslaug-"
    "I invoke the fifth."

  • @AxelrodtheActingAxolotl-gl3tg
    @AxelrodtheActingAxolotl-gl3tg Před 11 měsíci +3

    “I’m undercover”
    *is completely decked out in his police outfit*

  • @chunkylover5395
    @chunkylover5395 Před rokem +3553

    Canadians at step 5: 🫡

    • @JayRain
      @JayRain Před rokem +208

      canadians being hauled to jail for saying a word then being forced to admit everything

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +8

      E‎‎

    • @slayride136
      @slayride136 Před rokem +16

      Gaynada

    • @businesscat25
      @businesscat25 Před rokem +50

      ​@@slayride136 Gayted Gaytes of Gayrica

    • @somerandomdude4588
      @somerandomdude4588 Před rokem +78

      Jokes aside though, Canadians still have that right. It’s just not called ”the fifth”

  • @justsomeguy1695
    @justsomeguy1695 Před rokem +1981

    Instructions unclear: I am now being transported to Siberia

    • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
      @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon Před rokem +69

      I think the video applies only to America, not Russia

    • @PokespikeShinyHunting
      @PokespikeShinyHunting Před rokem +57

      Alternate Video Title: Gulag Speedrun

    • @socks8341
      @socks8341 Před rokem +19

      @@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anonthat’s why they said instructions unclear i think

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Před rokem +6

      ​@@user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon _"I think the video only applies to America, not Russia."_
      Is there really any difference these days?

    • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
      @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon Před rokem +7

      @@Milesco guess your right

  • @clocky1
    @clocky1 Před 9 měsíci +11

    "We just found 4 dead bodies and herione in your car"
    "I invoke the fifth."

  • @cricu3351
    @cricu3351 Před rokem +4

    "im undercover" 💀

  • @schames_
    @schames_ Před rokem +4183

    “I hereby sentence you to 3 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole”
    “what’s your badge number?”

    • @lavenderplayxz935
      @lavenderplayxz935 Před rokem +3

      😂

    • @reez5511
      @reez5511 Před rokem +98

      Nice. I'll use this when a judge randomly pulls me over.

    • @chadhiggins6884
      @chadhiggins6884 Před rokem

      Ah yes because judges pull you over and arrest you now and also have a badge

    • @verm2008
      @verm2008 Před rokem +6

      @@reez5511 lmao

    • @verm2008
      @verm2008 Před rokem +11

      This comment makes no sense. A cop wouldnt pullover and say that shi bro

  • @silly.5
    @silly.5 Před rokem +1078

    “You just curb stomped that baby-“
    “Am I free to go?”

  • @mixerdude
    @mixerdude Před rokem +32

    “Can I speak with a lawyer?”
    “No”
    “Darn”

    • @rustyshackleford6035
      @rustyshackleford6035 Před 10 měsíci +2

      It's your right so actually can't say no to you

    • @luism8130
      @luism8130 Před 3 měsíci

      That’s a juicy lawsuit.

    • @gatorking4953
      @gatorking4953 Před 3 měsíci

      @@rustyshackleford6035joke flew so far above your head it landed on the moon

  • @rambledx7
    @rambledx7 Před 7 měsíci +3

    umm... sir did you rob that bank?
    Mike: I Invoke the fifth

  • @Twili8697
    @Twili8697 Před rokem +2423

    "YOU BOMBED A NURSING HOME!!!"
    "I invoke the 5th"

  • @Unknown-di6tw
    @Unknown-di6tw Před rokem +937

    -What's your name?
    -Officer Doyle
    *Pulls out The Death Note*

  • @ARGHMATEYPIRATEYMAN
    @ARGHMATEYPIRATEYMAN Před 7 měsíci +3

    "Can i speak with the officer, i invoke the fourth"my dumbass being too nervous

  • @LanxPenzenpepper
    @LanxPenzenpepper Před 10 měsíci +3

    "i invoke the 5th" is probably stronger than the pot of greed now 😂

  • @micah7611
    @micah7611 Před rokem +3398

    "sir you drove straight thru a daycare using a bulldozer"
    "I invoke the faith"

    • @PtylerBeats
      @PtylerBeats Před rokem +94

      I love all of these jokes about invoking the 5th, but all of these hypotheticals are perfect examples of when to invoke your 5th. The perfect time is always! You always invoke your 5th and you never answer any questions. Even at traffic stops. “Where you headed to tonight?”
      “With all due respect, I’m not going to answer any questions. I’m invoking my 5th amendment right.”

    • @Nlima-u3f
      @Nlima-u3f Před rokem +3

      @@PtylerBeats what?

    • @CoolgamerYToffical
      @CoolgamerYToffical Před rokem +25

      Faith?

    • @computernerdinside
      @computernerdinside Před rokem +13

      Killdozer returns!

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Před rokem +3

      It’s fifth.

  • @bayleymarshall4866
    @bayleymarshall4866 Před rokem +795

    "Can I speak to a lawyer?"
    "Sir, you were just going 5 kilometres over the speed limi-"
    "I invoke the fifth."

    • @epicshorts5197
      @epicshorts5197 Před rokem +6

      ​@inesreviews314basically just saying u want a lawyer

    • @cameronking3341
      @cameronking3341 Před 11 měsíci +21

      @inesreviews314 No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Somebody has definitely tried to invoke the 5th in a different country

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@epicshorts5197not at all. So so wrong, the constitution and amendments are literally like 10 pages long just read it.

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Před 11 měsíci +2

      @inesreviews314read cameronking’s comment, he provided the full amendment. Essentially, invoking or pleading the fifth means that you are using your right to remain silent, as a citizen has no obligation to confess to anything, including illegal activity.

  • @shadowguarder2857
    @shadowguarder2857 Před 8 měsíci +5

    ive seen a video of "evil" criminals, they ask "why am i being arrested" and they either are not given an answer or the answer they are given does not inform anything, like "you have a warrant for your arrest" and then does not elaborate WHY they have a warrant on their arrest.

  • @Ryvznovik
    @Ryvznovik Před 11 měsíci +2

    “I invoke the fifth”
    “Sir you are in Belgium”

  • @seannishimura3190
    @seannishimura3190 Před rokem +716

    “Sir I just saw you kill 30 while driving on the sidewalk”
    Law by mike “am I free to go”

  • @Chui_Edits
    @Chui_Edits Před 10 měsíci +2

    “Sir you burned down 2 orphanages-“
    “I invoke the fitfth”

  • @dripman2341
    @dripman2341 Před 3 měsíci +2

    i am now convinced "i invoke the fifth" is the lawyer equivelant of "nuh uh"

  • @shimmel796
    @shimmel796 Před rokem +397

    Me: "I invoke the fifth!"
    Police officer: "Ok, me too"
    Me: ...

    • @allthingsian6852
      @allthingsian6852 Před rokem +4

      Idk why this caught me so off gaurd

    • @therapgame1091
      @therapgame1091 Před rokem +2

      #topcomment

    • @a9z1
      @a9z1 Před rokem +14

      Just drive away , the police invoked the fifth which means he won't talk further .

    • @shimmel796
      @shimmel796 Před rokem +18

      @@a9z1 I mean, he can put a silencer on his gun to make it invoke the 5th as well..

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Před rokem +9

      @@shimmel796He had the right to be silent

  • @speedpaintanimations4126
    @speedpaintanimations4126 Před rokem +471

    "Ma'am why-"
    "What's you badge number + why am i being detained + I invoke the 5th" **drives off**

    • @zheka_sh2203
      @zheka_sh2203 Před rokem +15

      + ur profession is sad + u fell off as a cop + L bozo *drives off with thug life playing "

  • @ItsYaBoi-Apollo
    @ItsYaBoi-Apollo Před 2 měsíci +2

    Sir, you just assassinated the Vice Pre-
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @s4sausage135
    @s4sausage135 Před rokem +2

    "sir your dieing from bloodloss what happened"
    "i invoke the fith"

  • @elswagmaster6992
    @elswagmaster6992 Před rokem +1409

    I think the biggest problem when interacting with the police is that it's impossible to predict how a cop would react to any of these things. Power trippers will make shit up and arrest you for less.

    • @googlegmail9888
      @googlegmail9888 Před rokem +38

      Happened to me

    • @adeled8833
      @adeled8833 Před rokem +55

      Yes, also they might decide to ignore real evidence and believe false claims

    • @_Sporkz_
      @_Sporkz_ Před rokem +80

      I go with the Donut Operator strat, do whatever they tell me while thinking of the millions I will get from court. Even if they tell me to strip down and dance naked.

    • @KoenigElessar
      @KoenigElessar Před rokem +25

      ​@@_Sporkz_ Ehehe this is how everyone should do it! No dead or injured people, just fired corrupt cops and the pleasant Side effect of money Bonus. 😅

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. Před rokem +24

      If all you say is one of these five things and you’re arrested for it, you can easily sue and get that officer fired. You win either way.

  • @2complex43
    @2complex43 Před rokem +530

    Dude is the real life Saul Goodman

    • @KC_FlightChief
      @KC_FlightChief Před rokem +5

      No he ain’t. This is kindergarten level stuff. This ain’t helpin u out for shi

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Před rokem +28

      @@KC_FlightChieftbh it helps a lot of people from digging themselves into a mess by accident. Always consult a lawyer if it goes beyond a traffic stop, and if you can’t handle the pressure then don’t do anything illegal. Pretty simple really

    • @Joshua-fs9vm
      @Joshua-fs9vm Před rokem +1

      @@KleinesSteinit’s surprising how many people don’t know their basic human rights that could get them out of a serious jam

    • @ze3403
      @ze3403 Před rokem +3

      breaking bad fans when they see a lawyer:

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 Před 11 měsíci

      @@KC_FlightChief why u hatin dawg?

  • @SrijalPlayz
    @SrijalPlayz Před 9 měsíci +2

    You: "Am I free to go?"
    Cop: "I invoke th fifth."

  • @My_Parents_Offspring
    @My_Parents_Offspring Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Your honor, my client pleads nuh uh."

  • @sourcewatcher232
    @sourcewatcher232 Před rokem +499

    "whats your-"
    the shotgun in his back:

  • @clayhamilton3551
    @clayhamilton3551 Před rokem +710

    “Why am I being detained?”
    “For questioning my authority to detain you.”

  • @user-gy6lf7gw6u
    @user-gy6lf7gw6u Před 11 měsíci +1

    My Phone : *Rings
    Me : I invoke the fifth

  • @Nobody-zn3yv
    @Nobody-zn3yv Před rokem +1

    Every video in a nutshell: Can I speak to a lawyer?

  • @sarahsayshello9726
    @sarahsayshello9726 Před rokem +816

    Key number #6 remain calm and polite. Getting aggressive will just worsen the situation

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Před rokem +19

      Good point!

    • @yrn_marcellus
      @yrn_marcellus Před 11 měsíci +19

      unless your like me being black is as bad as it gets.

    • @EnderElohim
      @EnderElohim Před 11 měsíci

      @@yrn_marcellus what is black is as bad as it are you blm member or something

    • @RubyZanUK
      @RubyZanUK Před 11 měsíci +17

      It's the sad state of your country that the police is more volatile than the people. Here in the UK, the police will not DREAM of behaving this way.

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@yrn_marcellus come up north if your in the u.s we are alot more tolerate of differences here. I'm not saying it'll be perfect for you but one of the couples I know from work say they feel alot more safe up here then they did back home

  • @ethan3445
    @ethan3445 Před rokem +449

    “sir you burnt 234 orphanages down-“
    “i invoke the fifth”
    “damn you got me man”

    • @ChasetheMonkey
      @ChasetheMonkey Před rokem +2

      lol

    • @marlon_0
      @marlon_0 Před rokem +3

      You've activated my trap card: I GOT A GUN

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart Před rokem +1

      Please note that you can still be arrested, even if you invoke the 5th.
      Also, the 5th is only a thing in the States.

    • @marlon_0
      @marlon_0 Před rokem

      @@Sigart nah, some places have that too

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart Před rokem +1

      @@marlon_0 Then it's not called the 5th, though. If you tell a random cop in my country that you invoke the 5th, they're gonna either look real confused or laugh. Even if the right to not incriminate yourself is a thing. I don't know.

  • @Lylcaruis
    @Lylcaruis Před 10 měsíci +1

    "i invoke the fifth"
    "sir, this is canada"

  • @mejvalstv
    @mejvalstv Před rokem +1

    "sir you launched nukes on all countries"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @firestar1230
    @firestar1230 Před rokem +846

    Also important to PLEASE don’t do this for just a speeding ticket. If you wait a moment, you’d be surprised how most of the time what they’re pulling you over for is trivial

    • @positivepsycho2932
      @positivepsycho2932 Před rokem +44

      I've been given so many breaks for speeding, by just being honest when asked why were you going so fast. I usually respond I don't have a good reason.

    • @alejmc
      @alejmc Před rokem +85

      @@positivepsycho2932I have said before once that I had to take a crap urgently, completely true. Guy almost couldn’t hold his laugh and told me to move on below the speed limit.
      I managed to get on time to a restroom

    • @kimhearse
      @kimhearse Před rokem +37

      ​@@alejmc that's good. I urinated in my vehicle in view of the rest area while the state trooper wrote me a ticket.

    • @jerk_berk
      @jerk_berk Před rokem +22

      If you’re already in the wrong and you know it…there is no point in doing all this. If I do an improper lane change and 5 secs later a cop flashes me down, imma just eat that ticket

    • @firestar1230
      @firestar1230 Před rokem +23

      @@jerk_berk Yeah, I fully respect keeping police in check and knowing your rights, but people overdo it so much over nothing just by not complying out of malice

  • @rom_an.ia.
    @rom_an.ia. Před rokem +398

    "you were going 250 in a hospital zo-"
    "i invoke the second" *pulls out a gunpowder musket*

    • @cloesanamations
      @cloesanamations Před rokem +9

      lmao

    • @PAS2010D
      @PAS2010D Před rokem +20

      I would obviously respond with a single volley of Canon fire from the short fused boomer affixed to mine horseless carriage.

    • @stevenh5120
      @stevenh5120 Před rokem +3

      So you're also invoking your 2nd

    • @_Aeolus_00
      @_Aeolus_00 Před rokem +6

      Officer: *prepares to summon the cavalry yonder*

    • @Seth-mu3wo
      @Seth-mu3wo Před rokem +8

      Blackpowder guns aren't even considered firearms under most laws in the USA. Weird but true

  • @sofusgamer1708
    @sofusgamer1708 Před 11 měsíci +1

    ”i invoke the fifth“
    ”Sir this is Danmark“

  • @user-Peashooter-PVZ
    @user-Peashooter-PVZ Před 6 měsíci +1

    Cop: i invoke the fifth
    Driver: you use my own spells against me potter?

  • @FooDerr
    @FooDerr Před rokem +575

    Me, getting nervous and slipping up: “wHaT’s yOuR 5tH dEtAiN nUmBeR”

    • @SkittyInTheTree
      @SkittyInTheTree Před rokem +11

      Oh god, me too

    • @dragonfang9462
      @dragonfang9462 Před rokem +6

      Probably the most hilarious and relatable thing I’ve read on the Internet!

    • @joshuamanna5556
      @joshuamanna5556 Před rokem +3

      More like, “aM i FrEe To Go to My FiFtH dEtAiN nUmBeR?”

    • @_Cragon_
      @_Cragon_ Před rokem +1

      @@joshuamanna5556 nah more like
      “Whats your detain with the 5th number in the alphabet”

    • @animeboi1115
      @animeboi1115 Před rokem

      So factual

  • @exdubiusmcdoobius
    @exdubiusmcdoobius Před rokem +1378

    Police: hey, just wanted to let you know that your registration is off by-
    Mike: i invoke the fifth
    Police: oh ok, never mind

    • @krahser6914
      @krahser6914 Před rokem +7

      Mike in Canada:

    • @KX36
      @KX36 Před rokem +9

      Invoking 5th = Jedi mind trick.

    • @Nick-Mick
      @Nick-Mick Před rokem +1

      ​@@krahser6914 him in canada also: *pours maple syrup on officer*

    • @billrobertson5895
      @billrobertson5895 Před rokem +3

      Here’s your ticket instead of the warning I was going to give you.

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Law by mike straight up giving everyone the crime tips, next he’s gonna tell us how to rob a bank

  • @Meshy144
    @Meshy144 Před 10 měsíci +1

    *Me trying to argue with cop* him pulling out his 100% whatever you want coupon. 💀💀

  • @senseag41855
    @senseag41855 Před rokem +5348

    “You hit a newborn baby and her grandm-“
    “ I invoke the fifth”
    “Shi-“

  • @pokeprogame
    @pokeprogame Před rokem +1

    "Sir you just caused a nuclear war"
    "Am I free to go?"

  • @Poison.Ivy_-.
    @Poison.Ivy_-. Před rokem +1

    I'm not even a grown adult but just watching his videos is so entertaining for some reason

  • @oneboy8183
    @oneboy8183 Před rokem +130

    "You are under arrest for mutiny"
    "Am I being detained?"

  • @sikandarali4862
    @sikandarali4862 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Teacher: ( Asks a question you don't know the answer to )
    Me: I invoke the 5th

  • @Heywood.Jablome
    @Heywood.Jablome Před rokem +313

    Better make sure to have these interactions RECORDED!

    • @lubnah3521
      @lubnah3521 Před rokem +5

      Hahaha Why so people can protest after your shot and the officer still gets away with it?

    • @Heywood.Jablome
      @Heywood.Jablome Před rokem +11

      @@lubnah3521 didn't you get the memo? "The cops are our friends!"

    • @sansthedog
      @sansthedog Před rokem +6

      That’s what dash cams are for lol

    • @Nebnub
      @Nebnub Před rokem +2

      The majority of officers have bodycams

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 Před rokem +25

      ​@@Nebnub And for some reason a lot of cops' bodycams sudenly turn off before they fatally shoot someone

  • @JackHanes389
    @JackHanes389 Před rokem +1069

    “Excuse me , sir, but why is there a dead body in your car?”
    Mike: What is your name and badge number?
    Cop: Uh… My name is-
    Mike: I invoke the fifth. *drives away*

    • @happinessiskey2858
      @happinessiskey2858 Před rokem +27

      *Police chase ensues with Bob Ross in the back seat painting a dead body next to a dead body*

    • @somerandomdepresseddude
      @somerandomdepresseddude Před rokem +9

      ​@@happinessiskey2858 This comment is like a fever dream and I love it

    • @Sir_Kat
      @Sir_Kat Před rokem +6

      ​@@somerandomdepresseddude I know, this is a masterpiece like Bob's painting

    • @nervshmrv1245
      @nervshmrv1245 Před rokem +2

      *Gets caught in the chase* "Am I free to go?"

    • @SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2
      @SCPFoundationexplained2021D-2 Před rokem

      @@happinessiskey2858 what 😂

  • @fashion6552
    @fashion6552 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "You were going 180 in 20 And honking in a hospital lane while doing that"
    "I invoke the fifth"
    I got sent to prison💀

  • @whoareyou14
    @whoareyou14 Před rokem +1

    “you bombed an entire grocery store?!”
    “I invoke the fifth.”

  • @ThatGuy-pj2kh
    @ThatGuy-pj2kh Před rokem +688

    the editing is just🔥

    • @PumaVoid
      @PumaVoid Před rokem

      Totally

    • @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF
      @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF Před rokem

      ​@@PumaVoid Man shut up we⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Ha less go!!!!! 🔥 🔥

    • @notTreydaman
      @notTreydaman Před rokem

      @@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF What?

    • @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF
      @123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF Před rokem

      @@notTreydaman She say I smell colonge and she say want me alone she say want yeah yeah cmon baby let's go 😎

    • @maus8389
      @maus8389 Před rokem

      ​@@123UWSHEHWHEHEHESEEEESEDEDDDDF I need to know the song to continue the chain

  • @red_crownn
    @red_crownn Před rokem +341

    "You were going 126.69 in a SIDEWAL-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @thesoldiertf2774
    @thesoldiertf2774 Před 6 měsíci

    “You’re free to go.”
    “I invoke the fifth.”

  • @bubbles2893
    @bubbles2893 Před rokem +191

    instructions unclear, the cop is being detained and won’t tell me why until his lawyer is present

    • @JakeBuilds1
      @JakeBuilds1 Před rokem +5

      I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoi-polloi1863
      @hoi-polloi1863 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm confused, too. The cop presented my lawyer with a fifth.

  • @ZoraTheDragonGurl
    @ZoraTheDragonGurl Před rokem +3

    “Sir you burnt two orphanages”
    Him: “I invoke the fifth”

  • @ObamaChan66666
    @ObamaChan66666 Před rokem +67

    “You were naked in a prescho-“
    “I invoke the 5th”

    • @Mace1302
      @Mace1302 Před rokem

      This is funny. Needs more upvotes

    • @theworm7156
      @theworm7156 Před rokem

      @@Mace1302 Reddit user spotted

    • @animeboi1115
      @animeboi1115 Před rokem

      So uhm what’s happening are you giving the preschoolers a show or the staff. 🧐

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 Před rokem

      Bro your not muhamad lol

    • @maxseidel120
      @maxseidel120 Před rokem

      @dan Sherwood
      Bro didn’t have enough karma so he switched over to CZcams comment sections

  • @Dried_Bones
    @Dried_Bones Před rokem +152

    Instructions unclear, I am now sentenced to 10 years in prison

    • @erikrobl3s
      @erikrobl3s Před rokem +15

      I think you invoked the 6th 🤨

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před rokem +2

      ​@@erikrobl3s 7

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před rokem +1

      ⛓️⛓️⛓️

    • @I_Rllydontcare
      @I_Rllydontcare Před rokem +5

      Bro invoked the uno reverse

    • @Milesco
      @Milesco Před rokem

      The irony is that if you actually *do* invoke your 5th and 6th amendment rights when being questioned by the police, you could very well *avoid* spending 10 years in prison. 🙂
      ______________________
      5th amendment: Right not to be forced testify against yourself. Also includes the right to remain silent, but _must be explicitly invoked. Salinas v. Texas_ (2013)
      6th amendment: Right to the effectiveness assistance of counsel. Useful to invoke when in custody because iit cuts off police questioning until your lawyer is present. (Invoking the 5th amendment also stops questioning, but only temporarily -- they can start asking questions again after a sufficient passage of time. Invoking the 6th amendment shuts down the questioning completely until a lawyer is present.)

  • @full__tilt
    @full__tilt Před 10 měsíci

    I was expecting the ending to be something like: “you better call Saul”

  • @Bone_Incidents
    @Bone_Incidents Před 10 měsíci +1

    “Why am I being detained?”
    “You are from Kolechia.”
    (It’s a Papers Please reference)

  • @JACarlington
    @JACarlington Před rokem +1074

    Sounds like a great way to turn a 5 minute traffic stop into 8 hours at a police station and a 4 figure legal bill.

    • @fookyuunsa678
      @fookyuunsa678 Před rokem +106

      You forgot the medical bill for resisting.

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn Před rokem +135

      @@strangelyukrainian7314 To get to the lawyer part you have already need to be detained and are being questioned for potentially incriminating stuff, so the encounter has already escalated.

    • @jintsuubest9331
      @jintsuubest9331 Před rokem +43

      Eh, cop probably just shoot me instead.

    • @Walter-white891
      @Walter-white891 Před rokem +10

      So wrongful arrest easy

    • @nolanthiesse5200
      @nolanthiesse5200 Před rokem

      @@jintsuubest9331 only if you’re black

  • @thedogeking9303
    @thedogeking9303 Před rokem +976

    "Sir you set a retirement home on fire"
    "I INVOKE THE FIFTH"
    "Shi-"
    Nice 982 likes

  • @cryohazrd
    @cryohazrd Před 9 měsíci

    That transition from standing to sitting in a car was smooth af

  • @bryllealexanderdaquil1221
    @bryllealexanderdaquil1221 Před 9 měsíci

    the officer: to much questions

  • @Bigblaxkmeninme
    @Bigblaxkmeninme Před rokem +22

    “Sir you ran over 153 children”
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @godricktheminecrafted3113

    “Why am I being de-“
    “STOP RESISTING” *bang bang*

  • @Jambiswag
    @Jambiswag Před 9 měsíci

    I just give them my license and registration so I can return to traveling freely 😂😂

  • @Sebwazhere
    @Sebwazhere Před rokem

    "Sir we just watched you commit several war cr-"
    "Am I being detained?"

  • @dudewhyevenask
    @dudewhyevenask Před rokem +101

    "Am i free to go?" is definitely the best

    • @lavanderwilliams111
      @lavanderwilliams111 Před rokem

      "When my supervisor brings me my coffee and donuts "

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Před rokem

      they will say no and when you ask if you are detained they say no. but if you leave now your resisting arrest.
      and they have every excuse to shoot you.

    • @crazychimp1324
      @crazychimp1324 Před rokem +1

      It’s true though no word of a lie the feds where having us on my friend was shutting him self but we asked are we under arrest and left

  • @Mrbruhiscomingforyou99
    @Mrbruhiscomingforyou99 Před rokem +88

    “You just hit 5 ki-“
    “Am I being detained?”

  • @generaluncivilized27
    @generaluncivilized27 Před rokem +1

    I got 4 LawbyMike videos in a row. I am truly blessed