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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2022
- Master of the trombone, eater of 6,000,000 hotdogs.
Originally streamed/recorded on September 25th, 2022.
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Love that he interpreted “you getting sloppy?” As an insult at the beginning, and not a comment about how he sounded like he was getting head
when i’m slow
That's because, as has been shown many times, jerma thinks way to highly of us.
so he likely expected that instead of asking, we would simply head over and make sure he was, as true gamers would.
You know it’s a good stream when almost half of the CZcams video is jerma rambling during the intro screen
Truly
He needs a podcast honestly, or an audiobook
farting out the door so your date doesnt notice only for the wind to blow the fart back into the house is literally a family guy bit
I had a dream where Jerma was doing an hotdog eating contest stream and I told him "No way you can eat 5 hotdogs in 10 seconds!".
He said "Watch me!" and actually did it in 10 seconds. He did the lion pose with food all around his mouth and everyone in chat was pogging and calling him "THROAT GOAT ANDY".
Later he got nominated at the internet awards for best streamer because of that feat and won. He celebrated and gave a speech where he said "I owe it all to that one guy!" as he pointed at me in the audience. I came up on stage and we kissed passionately.
wut?
Wow I keep having the same dream
truuueee
Is this true?
@@accountname7969yes i was the hot dog
His misinterpretation of “getting sloppy” really shows his age
Maybe young people need to stop butchering communication by using incomplete sentences or by using already existing words in an entirely new context.
Yeah I'm 36 and I can't keep up with all the new trends in communication. I got my normal life to live!
@@BradTheAmerican uh oh someone doesn't know how language works
It goes both ways, Jerma uses really weird words to describe like "guggadaguggadaguggada" to describe action first person shooters or "gwehs" to describe music
I dont think half of Jerma's audience even understand his language
Jerma talking about how he didn't fart or go to the bathroom around Holly is so cute, and it's even funnier considering she'd definitely seen his streams and knows exactly how he acts anyways
Somehow he thought farting was worse than being the sus guy
This jerma guy is funny
who?
He's not real
Glad he decided to start broadcasting to Earth for us.
I know! I laughed my ass off when he hired an assassin on stream and randomly selected a victim from his chat
Bro when he started mutating an arm and cutting on it, that had me in tears
Who the fuck farts out a front door lmao Jerma never change
6:06 POV: You just won a sweepstakes to hang out with Jerma for a whole day
It sounds so much like a South Park bit, it's insane
@@kurtdupree1254jerma farting outside the door for it to be blown back in is a family guy bit, jerma farting loudly without consideration for his guests is a south park bit.
If Jerma was an instrument he WOULD be a trombone
I always thought he’d be an organ
@@Bruh-ob9mi also acceptable
@@Bruh-ob9miHe’s the gallbladder of Twitch
@@ytrogue6751 more like the appendix. He’s useless and nobody really wants him.
That was mean, sorry.
He'd be a hurdy gurdy
Jeez, 30 seconds in and he's already talking about bloodmoons and poison 🤣
He’s OBSESSED with Breath of the Wild! Someone get this man to rehab!
My girlfriend was the first person to fart in the relationship and the way it went was: “Hey guess what” then she farted
relationship goals
wife her
That's the checkpoint into the next phase of the relationship
@@pyroflame04 she dumped me :(
@@TheGreirat damn that sucks man
Jermas talking about buying a CO2 monitor like that isn't a completely normal thing to do, he's been gaslit into thinking he can't make a normal move
It's not normal, lmao. There's almost no reason someone would need this in the day to day. Never heard of this Scott guy he is talking about
imo this is not a normal thing to do
@@CZcamsExecsTouchChildren if you're curious this is the vid jerma mentioned czcams.com/video/1Nh_vxpycEA/video.html
I watched that video and I've been more conscious about letting fresh air into the house more since then. Definitely not weird to be more careful about it.
@@CZcamsExecsTouchChildren It is extremely normal in the UK and in most of europe
chat criticizes jerma for talking about farts. meanwhile i'm pretty sure vinny tells his alexa to fart once every hour.
The virgin red sox fartshamer vs the chad red vox fart enjoyer
@@TeamSprocket in the garden but the instrumental is just farts
I love how Jerma kept saying “it’s a gua game” like anybody besides him knows what that means
Jerma either says the most correct thing ever or the most psychotic thing ever and there is no in betweeen
true
I was really impressed with Jerma during this stream, he was absolutely cleaning up
Jerma appreciating Tom Scott feels like validation to me. I’m not the only one who’s ADHD brain that binge watches his stuff monthly
Tom Scott gives me anxiety
Jerma is channeling the words of a prophet, but the message gets jarbled up in Jerma's brain and this is the result. "No one in the first 3-6 months of a relationship takes a shit" Real mind-blowing stuff.
The Tom Scott impression was ON POINT 🤣
I had no idea who Tom Scott was, but once I heard his impression I knew exactly who it was lmao
holy shit how can a jerma highlight clip have 10 minutes of prestream in it
He says and does so much insane shit
miss the days when he had good editors who knew how to trim these streams properly
Bring back the mack
The rambling adds to the experience
It's a Jerma stream highlight not a Jerma and whatever game he's playing highlight. I frankly couldn't care less about some random trombone game and am here for Jerma's crazed antics
He's actually insane at this game
As a trombone I appreciate this call to attention for our community
#trombonelivesmatter
@@flipwonderland -2
The good 5 minutes spent talking about farting reminded me of the first time my bf visited and when he accidentally farted twice we both started laughing our ass off
Tom Scott is known for those informative videos Jerma talks about, but he's also known to have a number of panel shows he's hosted over the years. Some of them feature 3 of his friends, but he's also done a number with various CZcamsrs.
Anyways this is all to say, if Jerma appeared on a Tom Scott game show I would die happy
this is a game with the production levels of a professional studio, but the mind of a sophomore band geek.
What is a professional if not a sophomore band geek with life experience
It’s like I’m really there, at a 3rd graders recital
Someone should tell Jerma theres a huge modding community in this game who implements real songs and it's as good as he thinks
You know when half the video is the just the pre-stream that Jerma is going to say some wild shit
That CO2 thing fr tho, I used to get massive headaches and get disoriented because I locked myself in my room for all hours of the day and if I wasn’t in my room my door was closed so I got no airflow 💀 issues went away once I started opening my door and window lol
oh my god?? 💀
Same but for drinking water
I finished my meal before he even started playing the game
"What's with the hot dog thing??"
The game was made by a Trombonist. Us Trombonists can only be at peace when we're fucking with you.
The fabled Jerma fart stream
its true, tom scott is the best :D his videos are short and sweet and hits the points he needs to cover
Jerma listening to the most techno EDM euro-beat music ever and immediately asking if it's Beethoven made me cry laugh lmao. Never change Jeremy!
local streamer toots multiple times in front of 10k viewers
"It's out of tune" Jeremy... Trombones are one of the only instruments which literally cannot be out of tune.
I bet tromboner is frequently used slang in band classes
The blood moon cometh, and Jerma will soon become unstoppable.
I saw this weird Italian guy with an alien next to him play this on the news.
The existence of the primordial baboon and the tootvessel implies the existence of a tootwynevere
please let Jerma do a guest video on Tom Scott after this
For all of the games for Jerma to be cracked at, why was it this one?
how i sleep when my co2 monitor runs out of ba
Classic "Jeremy"
20:06 A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild. Generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You are all truly wonderful.
what do you mean
Omg yes! Gotta love Sseth lol
This video's title is the perfect pun!
2ndJerma intros always crack me up
16:26 Jerma gets scared
jerma enjoying tom scott makes so much sense
hes just like me fr
12:20 trying to hide a toot?
"George Washington?"
He can't be like this. He actually can't be like this in real life.
When the CO2 is monitored!
there _was_ a fart joke in Game of Thrones. it was Pycelle, when he was talking shit about zombie Gregor at a small council meeting and Gregor walks into the room. Pycelle turns and shits himself audibly.
That's gotta be the longest intro to a 2ndJerma video yet
What are the odds that I would see my national anthem in 2 videos on the same day, within like an hour of each other. I hate having to get up to salute the flag!
Herman is quite humorous
Never knew jerma played Arcane mage but it makes allot of sense tbh
Toot
“I am currently in Jerma pre-stream chat”
more like Jermbone Champ
I thought he said TomSka this whole time. Sniper Pug sure says a lot about the military industrial complex.
No one tell him that somebody made that intro playable in Trombone Champ.
It always bothered me when patrick sits down and the trombone note gets lower as the slide moves in. inaccurate trombinism
So are we just not gonna talk about Jerma's impression of Tom Scott? I feel like he needs to do a do-over, or Tom Scott could find out and get mad!
Jerma discovering that America's anthems are just -stolen- _liberated_ from Britainland in real-time was golden.
Yeah, but I don't recall the British flag ever being on the moon 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Nevermind someone drew a union jack on a solar panel during Apollo 11, but that doesn't count
@@cooliostarstache5474watch doctor who.... He was on the moon way before any of you Yankees.
"What's a hot dog?"
best gweah-like 2022
Jerma is definitely the type of guy who would fart and laugh at it while trying to claim it wasn't him.
Why am I getting deja vu from this comment? And specifically from the word "wasn't"? Better fulfill the prophecy with a calendar emoji 🗓️
Why is he so cracked at this
Love the Tom Scott shoutout -- it is a real shame to hear chat "who" such a CZcams legend
it’s jermin’ time
When the stream is in orbit soon!
what if Patrick lied to that audience of people before he walked all the way in, to establish he’s kind hearted and they wouldn’t judge him when he walked in?
i thought he said he was going to play the misadventures of tron bonne which is a game that was released for the ps1 in the megaman legends series
18:50 you do THOUgh
These are the most normal comments I've seen under a Jerma video?????
For the first 3 minutes I thought he was saying 'Tomska' not 'Tom Scott' and was very confused.
God, it's terrifying to believe there are people out there who don't monitor their CO2
That's me
3:15 aren’t you supposed to close your doors and windows at night to prevent fire from spreading as easily
Jerma doot
Jimminy Crickets!
This game gives off such band kid humour
GYAS
is this the guy who read my fortune on stream
I shit and fart whenever I need to no societal rules can hold me down
Jerma is my favourite SpongeBob character!
Jerma can't fart quietly
Bro he doesn’t know how to silent fart
I bet bro pisses like a poorly made teapot
Just wait until he finds out about carbon monoxide
The ppl that play oxygen not included are perfectly fine
jermanium
Hypochondriac Andy
12:15 when this was live I nearly vomited
The Year is 2050. Go to movies, it's the weekly MCU movie. Disney logo on screen. It's phase 12 of the story. Movie starts, Tobey Maguire is in a wheelchair. A burglar comes into his house, steals his Funko Pops. Tobey says "it's peterin time" (this is a reference to the hit 2022 film morbius). Also says "that sounded better in my head." He puts on his mask, the crowd screams until my ears ring. He swings at the man as he's running away. A portal opens and captain Europe steps into the scene. Tobey accidentally swings into him He says "it's all good I have healthcare". Crowd cheers, captain Europe had his own TV show in 2048 and this is a reference to his prostate exam episode in season 6 where he makes the same joke. Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield come through the portal and point at each other, making the funny Spider-Man meme again. They all start jerking each other off as the camera zooms out, revealing the Death Star and the Star Wars theme briefly plays. Crowd cheers again before the screen cuts to black and Darth Vader's laugh plays. Post credit scene shows Thanos reappear, and he says, "I'm coming for you Redditors." Crowd cheers one last time, before news sources are saying this is one of the best movies of all time. Thank you Disney for saving the film industry.
17:51 based and ska-pilled
did he spend half the stream talking about CO2 and farts too?
Is this that zoinked out streamer who doesn’t know the difference between carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide?
Was the art team the same team that did Crank Yankers?
Gas is cool though