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Jerma would be a background character that would massively overact everything, get crushed by rubble in one scene and then later on be seen eating a hotdog, completely oblivious to spiderman or the fact that they were filming. He would be the ultimate Spider-man extra.
And he would be *devouring* that hotdog. He would be eating it from the side, like a person has never done on purpose before, and he would be visibly sickened by having done so.
54:01 this moment is so funny, he goes from neutral/leaning-toward-liking, to hating it, to liking it again, to being so crazy about it he never wants to take it off.
@@redfoxdog1 “Ninth circle” refers to the innermost layer of heaven as it was described in Dante’s Inferno. Basically our friend connor here is saying that putting jerma in the spiderman suit was a great gift to humanity, and not only has this act guaranteed this person a seat in Heaven, it will also net them a bunch of cool angel friends who appreciate their work.
My favorite part is the idea of spider man becoming scared that people can see his bulge and his solution being to attach a plastic mask of his own face over his crotch
35:04 idfk why but the fact the he took the picture while the guy was falling made me genuinely laugh so hard I started to fucking choke so hard i almost died no joke
36:35 I love for this bit he's in the Homecoming suit. Y'know, the one that Tom Holland wears, the youngest fucking actor to play Spider-man and he's hobbling around like a old man 😆
1:09:30 Jerma's improv humour is so good that when he makes a joke that the Spider Noir outfit looks so unfit for the summer and he must be feeling really hot inside, he finds the perfect spot to make it seem like Spidey is steaming!
Once we start running out of games to make Jerma compilations on and we start getting videos like "Jerma Best Of Skate 3", you'll know we're in real trouble.
Editor change the title NOW, there’s hyphen between spider and man it’s Spider-Man. He’s not like Superman or Batman, don’t make me call the press on your ass.
The subtlety of this spiderman being a blood-crazed murderous maniac is so constantly funny to me. Like 14:50 or 15:37 or 16:38 make me CRY, especially when it's VIOLENTLY nonchelant like 17:49, funniest shit ever
favorite part is where he just started watching X2 while yapping about nightcrawler during a spider-man stream i'm in nerd heaven rn love spider-man, love nightcrawler, love the x-men, and love jerma :)
Jerma is retired, whats Oneyolays excuse. They still have time to edit everytime they breathed funny (3 hours) but not to sit down for an hour to play a game. (I am mad because YIIK Finale never came out and its been actual YEARS)
@@Blaurot1. YiiK finale is cancelled, officially 2. They don’t edit the videos, people they hire do 3. Oney has a game he’s developing and a band now, Zach has his own show on top of a myriad of other things, tomars a full time voice actor, etc. it’s not like they just sit on their asses all day and do nothing
I've never seen the actual story and there are just 3 voices contending in my head. The plot, Jerma and the lines from the fandub (The texting scene was better with MJ giving Peter an existential crisis rather than this real breakup shit)
Jerma would get the symbiote and never notice.
he is the symbiote
as if he doesn't have one already 😏
@@leafknives The first step to getting help is admitting you have a problem.
The original comment was: "Would" 😏
Jerma would eat it
Jerma would defeat Venom by simply scaring the symbiote off of him with his presence
Jerma would be a background character that would massively overact everything, get crushed by rubble in one scene and then later on be seen eating a hotdog, completely oblivious to spiderman or the fact that they were filming. He would be the ultimate Spider-man extra.
And he would be *devouring* that hotdog. He would be eating it from the side, like a person has never done on purpose before, and he would be visibly sickened by having done so.
he would be the super powered 8th dimensional who just so happen to be a spiderman fan
@@Szanth He'd be sickened for 2 seconds, then try to strike a pose at the camera right when the scene changes
my favorite jerma spiderman moment is when he dropped the mask he was using to cover himself and it shatters and he runs away
i read that last part as the mask runs away
@@mark69real the mask falls down, breaks and every individual broken piece crawls away
@@Banana-xk1gs just how i imagined it
Just as god intended
That's what the Mask is! That's what the point of the mask is!
I can’t believe Jerma threw that girl off the Golden Gate Bridge while wearing a goblin mask live on stream
I thought that was hoover dam
Hello Roy. Hope it's not raining there right now.
New York's famous golden gate bridge 🗼
My name is Jeremy Elbertson… and I… am The Giant Enemy Spider.
Why is it marked with a search hyperlink. Who has these ideas at yt hq
@@Eingefallen Huhhh???
@@Eingefallen lmfao the diddd. "Giant Enemy Spider" is a recommended search from CZcams 😅
@@Eingefallenmalware does that
@@davido5317 Yeah, could be.
I don’t even see it.
his level of commitment to bad bits is so admirable. I can’t even commit that hard to good bits
The "seamless transition to cutscene" bit where he just dangles in the air killed me the second time it happened
54:01 this moment is so funny, he goes from neutral/leaning-toward-liking, to hating it, to liking it again, to being so crazy about it he never wants to take it off.
Whoever got him into that spiderman suit during the green screen stream is gonna have a lot of friends in the ninth circle
what does this mean
@@redfoxdog1 “Ninth circle” refers to the innermost layer of heaven as it was described in Dante’s Inferno. Basically our friend connor here is saying that putting jerma in the spiderman suit was a great gift to humanity, and not only has this act guaranteed this person a seat in Heaven, it will also net them a bunch of cool angel friends who appreciate their work.
@@thegoblinking279 gotchya, i only ever read Inferno and was wondering how the suit betrayed him 😅
@@redfoxdog1 hes lying by the way ninth circle means the bottom of hell and the worst part.
@@duplicatedIncident still doesn't explain wrong with the spiderman suit. i may be stupid but what's so bad about it?
PHYSCO STREAMER REPEATEDLY KILLS SPIDERMAN
what an absolute fizz-co
in the photo missions he keeps immediately dropping to the ground and walking like a normal person, like bro you're playing Man
He's playing Tobey Maguire -Man
Man is from Alsume,this is -Man
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My favorite part is the idea of spider man becoming scared that people can see his bulge and his solution being to attach a plastic mask of his own face over his crotch
35:04 idfk why but the fact the he took the picture while the guy was falling made me genuinely laugh so hard I started to fucking choke so hard i almost died no joke
The levitation bit is honestly super funny 😭
36:17
Elderly Spider-Man is an INCREDIBLE concept
36:35 I love for this bit he's in the Homecoming suit. Y'know, the one that Tom Holland wears, the youngest fucking actor to play Spider-man and he's hobbling around like a old man 😆
That very first clip proves that the Spiderman PS1 Stan Lee tutorial is clearly the superior way to teach a player
Far from Boston: Spijerman
for future me, gasp is at 33:00, train accident is at 1:02:49
1:09:30 Jerma's improv humour is so good that when he makes a joke that the Spider Noir outfit looks so unfit for the summer and he must be feeling really hot inside, he finds the perfect spot to make it seem like Spidey is steaming!
oh my god, i didn't even reilize it, that's genious
Once we start running out of games to make Jerma compilations on and we start getting videos like "Jerma Best Of Skate 3", you'll know we're in real trouble.
We've come full circle. This is the one-time-only yearly channel spiderman doctor's appointment.
I can't believe Jerma fell for the "Kingpin is just a fat guy" thing.
a spiderman video is a sign that a jerma channel is on its last legs
Jerma I have been waiting for this video for years thank you. I am crying
my god
1:06:35 that scream sounds like the old scream rust used to have when you went down LOL
Don't forget the hyphen between Spider & Man.
Spider-&-Man
I love the three clips at 1:38:13
Taskmaster saying it’s going great for him while getting his ass beat, and the silliness of the skull mask
this GAME really makes you FEEL like a PSYCHO streamer
Cause most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes. Peep the Horror.
how the fuck did that lady get up on that bus stop roof on the right 2:08
Don't underestimate New Yorkers.
Editor change the title NOW, there’s hyphen between spider and man it’s Spider-Man. He’s not like Superman or Batman, don’t make me call the press on your ass.
I can’t believe something this egregious was up for an entire day. Shaking my head
The subtlety of this spiderman being a blood-crazed murderous maniac is so constantly funny to me.
Like 14:50 or 15:37 or 16:38 make me CRY, especially when it's VIOLENTLY nonchelant like 17:49, funniest shit ever
15:57 man he REALLY hit those notes
I hate how I never got to experience a Jerma stream because I just started watching his stuff like last month 😭
Jerma spotted 23:20 bottom right
Jerma? Ha, more like sperma.
Did anybody else notice the Taxi sinking into the ground at 2:14 on the left?
Then on the right there’s a lady on top of the buss stop 2:06
@@fullmetaIdipshitlmao good eyes
I am a brand new fan of yours and I have to thank you for posting. This has made me so happy
Its like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy..
these are so unfunny
These are hilarious
These are
These
The duality of man
The tiny friendly spijerman! *beatboxing*
going from the re8 stream to this shows me that jerma cannot be trusted with a photo mode
Jerma this edit is so good. Kudos to you or whoever edited this.
Community Jake
LETS FUCKING GO JERMA
Hyphen.
38:20 Oh my god why are these sounds so fucking WET, I lost my mind listening to this
The Amazing Jermaman
he NEEDS to play the next two Spider-Man games. these streams are so funny
Appreciate the honesty in your videos, it's rare these days
Jerma is trying so hard to pretend he's not totally incapable of being serious during these cutscenes
now that second jerma is retired when are we getting third jerma
He farts even more than usual during games that get him excited, rapid fire quick and powerful ones like a light machine gun
bro?
@@visitingwilds yeah?
Very interesting observation, thanks for sharing steveyip13m!
@@petrwarthursty2011 🌼🧷🚼
Jerma presents: The "special" spiderman
bitten by a radioactive streamer
Mentioning the Mad Catz turbo controller is such a deep cut
The bit where he gives chat control and they almost instantly go to turn it off is absolute comedy.
Haven't watched all the way, but if there's no robot spiderman from grab that auto, I'm gonna slightly bummed out and go on with my day.
he's so real for using the ben reilly suit for like most of the game
Sadamesus husseist blesses this video
The deal is NOT on the TABLE SPIDERMAN
9:20 could’ve sworn that “got it” came from jerma
"new powers look" for some reason that is so much funnier then it needs to be.
This game truly makes you feel like spijerman
Jerma is still peak
1:30 in and jerma has already done something I never knew you could having gotten platinum in the game
my heart had three palpatations when i receieved this notification, thanks jeorm
When Chat peeps the Horror but you survive
This video really makes you FEEL like you're watching Jerma playing Spider-Man
the sound design and everything in this game is amazing but i still love how it occasionally glitches and weird shit happens
X men 2 best of the trilogy and by far
Spiderman: I dont kill
Stickyjermaman: shit happens
ill find you again jerma
jerma gets a kick out of beating up evil doers (the lower class)
1:10:43 it's jokes like this that make me think jerma would be an excellent tv comedy writer
that MJ elevator bit was great
He truly abandoned us
Holy fuck Jerma just somehow perfectly knowing every line of that Nightcrawler scene is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 32:54
This is so old i didnt even know he played this
I truly do enjoy this mans content.
favorite part is where he just started watching X2 while yapping about nightcrawler during a spider-man stream i'm in nerd heaven rn
love spider-man, love nightcrawler, love the x-men, and love jerma :)
Jerma looks like Spiderman’s stunt double
This was my favorite game he ever streamed, I wish he would do the other ones.
37:54 *Jerma Is Going To Regret Making That Noise*
I pray he randomly plays spiderman 2 someday
That stupid skull mask just made the entire sad serious endgame into a comedy. Like, hey, watch us try to perform surgery on a skeleton lmao
Aunt May is dying and Jerma is making jokes
Jeremey Nine-hundred Eighty Five, batchests his way through Spider-Man
I prefer when MJ is a conspiracy theorist and makes Peter think time isn’t real and that’s he’s a figment of her imagination
1:38:54 my absolute favorite moment perfect zoom kills me every time
Were reaching oneyplays levels of "Best of" compilations
Jerma is retired, whats Oneyolays excuse. They still have time to edit everytime they breathed funny (3 hours) but not to sit down for an hour to play a game. (I am mad because YIIK Finale never came out and its been actual YEARS)
@@Blaurot1. YiiK finale is cancelled, officially
2. They don’t edit the videos, people they hire do
3. Oney has a game he’s developing and a band now, Zach has his own show on top of a myriad of other things, tomars a full time voice actor, etc. it’s not like they just sit on their asses all day and do nothing
@@DitzyBear I was so excited for the yiik finale tho damn
@@DitzyBearWhat's that about a band? I haven't watched them in a while.
I can't believe that Jerma is in prison for life for child endangerment...
thought we were going to see another spiderman channel update, close enough
Spijerman
56:56 I have chronically bad sinuses, that’s every day
Jeremy Parker.
Jeter jarker
I thought for a sec he was gonna keep the levitation bit going for the whole video
jerma here with another gameplay commentary
ive bee nwaiting so long for a long edit of this its so fucking funny
Spider-Jerma should be in the next spider-man into the spider-verse movie.
Woman casually standing on the bus stop thing 2:05 😭
I've never seen the actual story and there are just 3 voices contending in my head.
The plot, Jerma and the lines from the fandub
(The texting scene was better with MJ giving Peter an existential crisis rather than this real breakup shit)
He makes me want to play spiderman
Who else prefers this Peter Parker face model