Binging with Babish: Chateaubriand Steak from The Matrix
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- čas přidán 16. 04. 2018
- Joe Pantoliano has portrayed a bevy of characters with questionable hairpieces, questionable facial hair, and a complete lack of morality or empathy. This week's villainous snack is no exception - Cypher is pure Pantoliano, and only he could make talking with your mouth full still seem appetizing. Scheme along with your favorite shady compatriot as we enjoy this week's less flavorful, but nevertheless indulgent steakhouse classic.
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Music: "Golden Hour" by Broke for Free
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@@bryanburgess3950 "Juicy and Delicious"
"Julio has been waiting for 10 minutes to be untied"
Bondage with babish
The_Gaming_Syndrom
Under rated coment
@@tumadrev598 thanks, the video is fairly old and the comment fresh. I dont expect too many likes
The_Gaming_Syndrom i really wanted to be untied
@@JustMirai sad
Don't kink-shame Babby and Julio!
Tied up AND probed? Goddamn, Julio knows how to party.
And sliced open.
@@deusexvesania1702 hot
@@deusexvesania1702 for those into guro
@@deusexvesania1702 And eaten. I guess Julio's into vore.
This made me laugh way harder than necessary.
Then insrt our probe into (chuckles) julio (more laughter).
Julio: chuckles. I'm in danger.
Probe:chuckles. I'm in julio.
Ralph: Am I a joke to you?
@@kingo_clubs9097 ah! I see you're a man of culture.
*i'm probed in
Kingo_Clubs NANI
Why does Reddit infect everything with their shit jokes
"Julio is waiting ten minutes to be untied. so it's Time to slice him open."
*SWAT kicks the Door in*
Cedric Bassman Babs feds them Julio and they give him the badge and throw themselves in jail
FBI open up
applause
He said hoolio why does everyone think it’s julio
@@lucadisalvo6335 Spanish name... Julio.
I know this video doesn't exist... but the Matrix told me that I like it.
This comment does not exist.
@Vrixiz Hmmmmmmmmmm
@@mihaicolease7092 sans does not exist
This thread doesn’t exist. Not even *you*
Simon Lóczi ignorance is bliss.
“This Gordon Ramsay guy really knows what he is doing.”
My penis is extremely small but, okay obviously. But maybe he quoted what everyone was thinking?
@@mrinfo2821 alright wholesome deletion except the last comments alright?
Gordon watching this vid at home: FFFFFFFFFFUUU---
.
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CKING DELICIOUS
Fafafuhi 22 no, he has a wife
Double Slash doesn’t stop him from trying
He makes the clean plate club sound really distinguished. My clean plate club is a lot more accommodating about its membership
Same here dude, same here
Hahahaha me too, I mean, some chicken McNuggets will do, should rise my own standards
Yep
Saaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeee
My clean plate club is barely distinguishable from that of a campground raccoons.
2:50 You better buy Julio dinner first.
Julio is dinner!!
Buy julio a nice steak first.
To have Julio over for dinner, or to have Julio for dinner, that is the question.
@@KAKADOUJACK Both Hannibal style
Probe first
5:10 That clove of garlic miraculously flipping onto its side by itself is straight out of the Matrix.
Send Codes Do not try to flip the garlic, that’s impossible.
Instead try to realise the truth: there is no garlic.
@@GrandMarshalGarithos its only the matrix telling you its garlic
Woah, deja vu.
@@Demiglitch _[Cue Trinity, Morpheus, and the other agents looking at you in surprise and concern]_
It’s bouncy like your-
With my name being Julio, this was an interesting experience.
Julio is a great name. I like it a lot.
Be careful he doesn't probe you. Lol
Your face tells it all
Butcher: ties with string
Babish: removes string
Also babish: ties with rope
Butcher: am i a joke to you?
Yeah, he is. Butcher did a terrible job tying the roast, seeing as half of the meat was still terribly uneven.
@@rithrius5384 there are multiple parts of a filet mignon. Many of these are not referred to as a filet mignon. The section that was most even filet mignon. Others tenderloin head the thickest part actually (2 separated muscles), and the tail. Babish is great. He should have talked more about rest I believe. But it was probably overlooked
Colt Sullivan I’m having a fucking stroke trying to comprehend this
Babish: yes
*his name is Andrew*
I'm in this video and feel uncomfortable
Must've been hot in the oven isn't it?
@@MrKholishUmar Unbearable, I knew it was a bad idea to take the blue pill
....at least you were tied up, probed, and delicious!
This is my favorite comment 😂😂
@@McGyver777ATGMAIL bondage with babish
"We're going to insert our probe into Julio." Babby, I love you.
And of course, Babish can't say it with a straight face...lol
that was the best line 😂😂
Babish and Julio down by the schoolyard
An interesting fact about that scene is that they had to use a new steak for every take, and the crew got to finish the leftovers.
For me personally this is the most quintessential steak scene in movie history. To this day, every time I make steaks I think of it. I always wondered about how it was made. Thank you for this Bab!!
time to have your mind blown, if you look at the steak scene, look at the piece he cuts and pause to look at the piece he puts in his mouth, they're different. My guess was that it took multiple takes xD
Dude I feel the exact way. Anytime I’m at roadhouse or salt grass I quote cypher. My girl has heard me do it atleast a hundred times.
I think the Breakfast scene from Twister is 'greater' in importance, whatever that means. Thankfully, Babbydoo up here has also done that meal.
steak and eggs scene from twister would like a word ;)
RIP Julio: 2018 - 2018
RIP Troy: 2018 - 2018
Fallout Plays Wasn’t Julio is Bruno Mars’ music video? 6u6
Death from inserted probe, what a way to go...
Cause of death: probed
I used to love your videos when I liked destiny, good stuff.
Better untie Julio before dinner!
andrineslife *BEST COMMENT*
I'd hope you would lol
andrineslife why
Is this a reference?
The name that babish gave the beef is julio
*"Julio has been waiting for ten minutes to be untied"*
As another commenter I now cannot find so pithily said:
“Bondage with Babish”
@@LOVEMUFFIN_official naww, you saw my comment
@@TheGamingSyndrom If it was you, I meant only to give you credit. I seek no personal glory from your hilarious comment.
@@LOVEMUFFIN_official i know ;3
Rookie numbers
Hannibal Lecter watched this with a smile as soon as you named the meat Julio.
“Julio has been waiting for 10 minutes to be untied... now it’s time to slice him open and see if we did our job right”
🙃
Cannibal
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“Perfect medium rare Julio”
Bondage with Babish
yo, those were some very scary 10 minutes
"I'm saying roast too much, I am just going to call it Julio"
"We are then going to insert our probe....*snickers* into julio"
The moment he knows he's made a horrible mistake.
It felt weird watching this video since my real name is Julio
It’s all scripted
Yes we watched the video too
Misteak* ftfy
Because Julio has been waiting for 10 minutes to be untied
You know - I know this video doesn’t exist. I know that when I see this with my eyes the algorithm is telling my brain that this is educative and informative.
I feel like a Babish collaboration with Gordon Ramsay would break the internet, I love this channel!
"We're going to insert our probe into Julio"
-Binging With Babish 2k18
2k18=200018 mate
Nightshroud 2018* M A T E
Imperius This is correct.
Giggity
Shouldn't it be 2180? A common notatin is that the k (or M for mega) replaces the comma. So 2k18 = 2,18 k
You had me at “insert my probe into Julio”!
Blaine Headrick same
I hope I will, one day, reach a level of life when I can comfortably order and enjoy this kind of delicious meal or when I can comfortably cook it in my own spacious kitchen.
Love when the algorithm brings up one of these much older videos where Andrew is still clearly figuring the format out and hasn’t quite gotten confident yet.
"We are then going to insert our probe into Julio."
Julio: _moans_
"Uhh"
Uhh
Uhh
Uhh
Uhh
Uhh
Babish: “We’re going to insert our probe into Julio”
Julio: “Oh yeah daddy give it to me”
Babish: What
Julio: What
...
stolen comment
Bruh
@@pkfire5790 Fuck's sake, just let people have fun with memes.
@@augustovasconcellos7173 fuck you
@@pkfire5790 seethe
Plot twist: Babish actually is Cypher after being reinserted into the Matrix, and became someone famous.
I've wanted to eat this steak for the past 20 years 😍
Lesson learned: The center roast is not to be trusted.
Wait, what? Trussed?
It is untrussworthy.
Okay, nevermind, he decided a bit later that you can indeed trust the center roast, just provisionally, using a new method.
The trustworthy roast.
You are STUPID
Micah Philson hahaha man yeah I was like why trust a roast thinking "is it cause you can't mess it up??" 😂 😂 shows my cooking knowledge
Babish is the culinary Bob ross
i could even listen to his voice for hours rn..
Mr. Bork I've been hoping to come across a comment bringing it up! The masterful Mr. Bab Ross.
perfect
Mr. Bork How true!
Rh Ap the joy of cooking with Bab Ross
Hwisking until whell combined. Liquid hwite reference confirmed
If I had a nickel for every time he's made a food item that got a character to betray their friends, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice.
By far you are the most enjoyable and talented chef to watch. Thank you for all the amazing content
Looks like we're having steak tonight Mr Anderson.
His name is Neo
Tell me, Mr Anderson. What good is a steak, if you're unable... to eat?
+m
All of you hold this W!
I know this video isn't real but the Matrix is telling my brain to like it.
my dad says "ignorance is bliss" every time he eats a steak lol
Ngl I totally understood cyphers betrayal because I would also choose that lovely steak 😋
**misses the next 2 minutes of instruction while giggling at the sentence "insert our probe into Julio"**
But can it dodge bullets?
When it's ready... it won't need to.
10/10 reply
Jegekim This guy wins
Whoaa!
Hell yeah.....
This was great, and as a result in going to binge every video you have ever made. Thankyou
Can someone get a count of how many foods are on the “clean plate club”?
no
To many
i lost count at 150953487 sorry :/
You and Jun from Jun's Kitchen need to team up! I don't know how but I need this to happen!
We're in touch!
Binging with Babish OH MY GOD.
Binging with Babish Oh shit! I don't know what you guys are up to but I can't wait!
I'm subscribed to exactly three youtube chefs: Babish, Chef John and Jun. A three-way collab would basically kill me dead.
Ilznidiotic Stop. Just stop. I don't think my heart could handle that massive amount of awesomeness!
Make the stew from the hateful 8 pleeeeaaassseee
Adrian Garcia Yeah! MINNIE'S STEW! Awesome idea!
YES! Doesn't really fit with the summer coming up but who cares.
great call
Adrian Garcia 8ful hate
that movie sucked tho.
Sometimes your videos make me get up and cook right away. This is one of them.
Awesome video brother!!!! Always admire your approach and how clean you seem to work. I would definitely like to go reverse sear with this one. I know most people prefer different textures in their bites, but a nice pepper crusted reverse seared chateaubriand, with some bernaise, my mouth is watering at 9am as I comment on this.
I fucking lost it at, "We're going to insert our probe into Julio." Your laugh made that so much funnier.
If Babish can have a video with Gordon Ramsay, the internet can die happily in the ultimate Online Food Envy
Fr
Perry Carters feel like Gordon would just insult him
@Paul ice Nah Gordon will insult him. Out of meme and being sarcastic of course.
@Joe Brown That's the past tho. Now he will geniunely act like that even if it wasn't scripted (like in an youtube video).
I bet Gordon will appreciate Babish's passion and talent
I'm binge watching these videos Babish.
I’ve always pan “hard seared” my steaks. I love that gradation too. But, evoo in a cast iron, let start to smoke and throw a rib eye with s&p on it. One and a half minutes each side, add garlic, rosemary and butter…then let it rest, down the hatch!
What wouldn’t I give to have Julio and Troy with me right now.
I want them inside me
Well, you would not like to have the troy i know with you. total fricking weirdo
There was an attempt
i need you troy
I like to suck out troy's sweet savory juices
The Matrix is telling me that steak is delicious too
I feel honored!! 🤘🏼🤙🏼
Its amazing how many times Ive watched this video
Do another matrix episode, except make the gross oatmeal gloop that the crew of the Nebuchadnezzar eats in the 'real world'
Just eat some tasty wheat
Soylent oatmeal corn lol
Rip up some cardboard, pour milk on it, let it sit for 10min and eat it.
So let your Frosties flake sit in your milk for 6 hrs
This, and its supposed to taste like chicken somehow.
Holographic meatloaf...
MY FAVORITE!
Underrated
I know you dont exist, the matrix just tells me that it exists
-Plankton
rip futurama on netflix
Funny thing is some people don't get the joke about plankton "eating light"
I love that you put names
The matrix actually isn’t bad. They said they originally made their lives perfect in there but people kept escaping. Instead of doing nothing they give them a life. Pretty epic.
Nice
Therein lies the downfall of the Machines, in not being able to accept that Humans cannot abide perfection, if they would kept the Matrix as it is and simply exterminated the marginals, we would've never had a chance.
thats why the machines gave humans a choice whether to stay in the matrix or remain free at the end of part 3
The first Matrix was a paradise for humans. It failed. The second Matrix was a classic horror movie cliche which the machines thought was the humans' deepest fears. It also failed. Enter The Oracle, who told the Architect that maybe instead of making up something absurd, his virtual cage should resemble what was once real life for humans.
It's within their nature, they can't change it any more than Human could've with their own nature.
I know that I currently don't have access to the steak in this video right now.
I know that when I fantasize about putting it in my mouth,
my brain is telling mind that it is juicy
and delicious.
Super Pony 3 thats what she said
Super Pony 3 tenderloin isnt that amazing. Yeah ord tender, but it really Lacks flavour.
Ignorance bliss
@@thomasdie7689 ??
@@thomasdie7689 ohh.. thought you were just talkin bout the og comment
You take the blue pill...the story ends. You wake up believing whatever you think Babish did.
You take the red pill and you stay with Babish and he shows you how deep the rabbit hole of flavor goes.
Nick LikesFitness But take both pills? And he'll show us how far Julio's probe goes
I'd rather not know the flavor of a rabbit hole. Blue pill please.
5:09 I love how the whole clove of garlic pops right back onto it's backside after hitting the hot pan!
"Ready to be hand delivered to your.. mouth." HIs delivery kills me xD
I've always struggled to get a medium-rare Julio. Pink on the inside, brown on the outside, just how I love my Julios!
Tony, The Stark underrated comment
Hello
did- did he just-
Oh god
Best Julios
Thanks for probing me, man
did it hurt?
@@ChrisSucks It wasn't a pleasant experience let's just leave it at that
Perfection
@@buckorooster r/notopbutok
Askhan not reddit but ok
Had to come back rewatch this
Why did this show up in my feed? I loved it hehe
Mom: hey what are you cooking
Me: oh I’m just sticking a probe into maxwell
Hey how's things with Deku
PC 31, looks like we caught a dirty one
You have a gacha profile picture so your joke is invalid
David Arruda what so wrong with gacha? It’s just dress up and role play-
this is why ppl dont like catboys
Last time I was this early the Frasier intro still played at the beginning.
Damn I think I got another gray hair just from reading that xD
hey baby i hear the blues a-calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs
i didn't even realised he'd gotten rid of that intro
Th matrix tells my brain that this video is good, quality, and worthy of getting a like
I'm with you, gotta have that gradient. I want seared/charred on the outside, then a thin layer of well done, then medium, then medium rare. And only if the meat is thick enough, a small portion in the center that is rare.
I believe that this gives the best mix of flavor profiles, mouth feel, and juiciness.
Not to say that a medium rare prime rib (edge to edge medium rare) isn't bad, but it feels a little too soft for me. Tastes great, especially with au jue (SP) and horseradish alternating bites.
That steak in The Matrix was one of the most delicious looking steaks in all of film. Makes me grill one up whenever I watch it.
We are going to *_INSERT OUR PROBE INTO JULIO_*
That string technique is also used in making the silver string handles on violin and cello bows.
"A lovely little package of beef ready to be hand delivered to your mouth." Will forever be known as "The Babish"
Babish you should make a basic video on how to clean your cooking ware the right way. Like the cast iron pan.
(h)whisking
I saw your comment moments before hearing Babish say it. Wonderful.
And (h)well combined.
(Hhhhhhhh)whisking and (hhhhhhhh)well combined
@@garrettk7166 didn't you mean "hWonderful"?
Cool hwhip
"Im going to start by undoing this work that the butcher did and redoing it myself but less shit"
"Sorry, I'm getting excited" he says while sounding more calm than Matty Matheson has ever sounded in his whole life.
Pasta Puttanesca from Lemeny Snickets a series of unfortunate events
I just ate breakfast I'd rather not get hungry again by watching this
i found u again
Do you just watch every video that comes out from everyone?
Haha You again? I just recognize you with that ninja profile picture
JUST GO AWAY FOR PLEASE YOU LETT ME ALONE FOR A YEAR BUT NOW YOUR BACK JUT GOOOOO
Stop being everywhere
Hey! This steak is tasteless!
Cook: There's a glitch in matrix.
It's just a virus.
18 Jan 2021
Great episode
Watching this while eating sandwiches stuffed with cheap salami.
Omega The Genç thank you
me
This comment hit too close to home
Aferim ;)
watching this while eating a toast with expensive ham and cheese. Wanted to treat myself today lol.
"Julio's been waiting for 10 minutes to be untied" IM DEAD
Oh my sides ... I think I just split something when I heard that.
DogsRGreat “so let’s cut him open”
I was taking a drink when he said "Julio" and it almost came out of my nose.
Thanks, Babish. 👌
That scene in the Matric is the reason I wouldn't want to know if I lived in a simulation.
"We are going to insert our prob into Julio"
"Julio has been waiting for ten minutes to be untied"
This episode of Binging with Babish is off to a VERY KINKY start
Sorry, I'm getting excited
Make food from studio ghibli films please!
sad lad yes please
Yes!
Yess. that soup from Princess Mononoke.
Yes
Or the food that literally turns your parents into pigs
Congratulations babish, you made me laugh until I started choking, and I really shouldn't have been laughing so much at the phrase "insert the probe into Julio..."
Such a great scene
" *Easy as beef* " ™ -2018 Babish Enterprises
LMAO I know a guy name Julio. Just sent him this video.
mugensamurai heh. That rhymed.
And then you brought him to a rodeo. Where probably he rode you.
(don't mind me I'm just hopping on the rhyme train)
Mathematical Meth that's a very homoerotic way to put it but if you want to be a heretic with words then you're the Frodo of your bane.
mugensamurai woah is that a chef John reference I see?
my name is messed up ? You got good taste. So don't let that paste be waste.
My go to methods for steak are sous vide and reverse sear. It's the best way, in my opinion.
Tomahawk ribeye cooked at 225° for 2 hours then finished on a ripping hot char grill. Perfect!
Perfect medium rare Julio
-cannibalism with babish
"perfect medium rare Julio"
Sounds like a cannibal cooking show
Bondage with babish
Delectable Hannibal
Babish:Now we are going to insert our probe into Julio
Julio: yes more daddy
Babish: wat!
Julio: wut
You made me feel even more weird because my real name is Julio
NIGGA YOU A STEAK!?!?!
No a human
You sure that’s not the matrix telling your brain that
Yea
I love this channel ☺️
I want someone to treat me with the same levels of love that Babish treated Julio....