What Tekken Characters Would You Date?
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Talks 3 minutes about the women, talks 12 minutes about the men
ahh yes, Tmm doesn't disappoint
he trying to tell us something ..
😂
Gayge
KappaPride so?
We are all gaymers
You don't have a choice with Marduk, Marduk always gets what he wants
😂😂😂😂🍷🗿
*breezes past the females*
*gives details on the males and goes back to Jin twice to make a point* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be completely fair, pretty much every female character is a stone cold yes. The reasoning behind the male characters is more interesting because it's not just "they're hot".
I'm gay but Kazumi could literally feed me to her tiger and I'd say thank you.
LOL - I live 😂.
@@Padlock_Steve I am straight but Kazuya can EWGF me
@@newhybrid101 🤣🤣🤣
@@newhybrid101 you're masochist and not gay
@@Padlock_Steve *you're
I'd date kazuya but I'm scared, The moment I call him daddy, He'll throw me off a cliff.
Don't worry, Kazuya never threw Jin. It was mostly between heihachi and kazuya. He will kill you, sure, but in some other way.
If you're lucky you'll get the electric wind god fist... and it won't be from your front
Kaz would straight kill u if u get in his path, so for me totally , no
Just fucking give him some air jordans
@@edgelord121he did in the tekken 8 secret non canon ending now…so it confirmed that he would
As a straight man, I actually understand him talking about the males for longer. They are more interesting tbh. The females either are underaged, look underaged, or look good but got terrible dating qualities/no personality. Ironically they got rid of actual good dating material in Jun and Michelle
Julia could have been good dating material if Harada hadn't destroyed her character and story arcs. Besides Zafina, a great dating choice imo would be Anna
Worrying about the ages is beta
@@Mr_Mistah So avoiding fucking someone underaged is beta?
Eliza, possibly hundreds of years old.
" Toddler. Underaged."
She might be 5.000 years old, if she looks like a 14 year old, thats a NO NO
@@wolfybuizness157 If anyone thinks Eliza looks like a 14 year old, then they should pay grass a visit.
@@Beforezzz Idk if you've seen teenagers these days. Minus the horns, she looks pretty young. It's the classic anime shit, 3000 years old but looks like a kid
She acts like 12 year old Dutch girl but autistic
TMM's real identity is a vampire thats why she sees eliza as someone younger than him
bloody hell. tekken 8 needs to drop sooner if this is the content we are getting now
İ mean its nice to see tmm opinion on girls
🤔 i have nothing against some difference in content
Come on this is funny
Just twitch chat being twitch chat
aww cmon bro loosen up a bit
I think the serious question we should all be asking is 'What Tekken character would date me?'
Asuka would date me as I literally had received fb request from her profile 😂(fan account of course, oh well)
**Main man scrolls to Miguel** hmm hmm 💀💀
It helps that Zafina actually looks like a sexy adult woman and not jail bait like most of the cast.
You chronically online mfs have been brainwashed into thinking everybody looks underaged. You want jail bait? Look at DOA.
FBI open up!!
Zafina and Anna are the best ones imo 🗿
@@RuggeD_ fr it’s nice to see that there are ppl who actually like the more MATURE looking characters rather than Alisa or Xiaoyu
@@diobutt1894 lmao who likes Xiaoyu?
The quality content I subscribed for. Well played Señor Swe.
I appreciate that when he starts going through the men starting with Ganryu he immediately accepts he'd be the bottom in that scenario
In every scenario he would be 🤣
Now this is content
Nina: MMMHMM…
M.Raven: MMMHM…
Miguel: MMMMMHMMMMMM
is he wrong tho?
I laughed a lot
This was the abslolute funniest part ! 🤣
lmao at that part. 🤣
Kazumi all day. Very classy, stays in shape, GILF
Also dead and inhibiting a demon inside and a love for big cats
I hear something emerging from a lava pit 😨
Also Heihachi is her man XD Too risky man, I would be insanely scared of him XD
ggilf
If Heihachi falls for someone then they're definitely not an ordinary woman. Makes you wonder who Lars' mother is.
For m it's definitely Zafina . Mature and flexible. God's know what kinda postures we can preform together
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏
thats actually a good point
You will be the one who is folded 😂
you're telling me kunimitsu is an instant underaged and ELIZA looks too young, but then xiaoyu is a "wait how old is she?"
Kuni without her mask is probably the cutest female char tho.
@@DemonKnight94 I'd think she is cute too if her face didn't instantly make me dislike my opponent for playing such an annoying character.
I think he was memeing about Eliza while Xiaoyu is more of a hatefuck.
Fuck that!!! I'd hit. She's the same age as Jin, which makes her a babyface. Sign me up for that.
@@dantemeriere5890 exactly
For the girls, it is between MRaven, Zafina, or Kazumi. I love how they designed their looks, mature looking beautiful adult women.
Facts. 💯
13:03 "It's a 50/50"
*says the Kazuya main*
0:16 out of context. 💀
Also, 1:05 1:18 3:06 3:31 3:42 5:03 5:37 6:45 12:30 12:57
12:30 is the winner 🤌
I hope someone use this “out of context” to do some epic collages
Don't forget 2:09
Lmfaooo.
💀💀💀 “I like my men with testosterone”
Lmfao - when he stopped on Miguel , that ,"hmmmmmm" mad me kuuuuum 🤣the mainman is certainly an all round family entertainer
I would date the old Julia because I like my women boring & chill.
Old Julia was definitely a vibe, but then you'd probably have to fight Ganryu in which case 90% of us would get smoked by him.
Old Julia is superior, yeah.
True she's more mature in old tekken
Idk why tf they changed her personality to an E-girl sunddenly
@@alfalfaanand6113 Because she was never a popular character to begin with. They changed her to an e-girl persona hoping it would give her more attention.
Although I personally also prefer the older Julia.
@@alfalfaanand6113 Probably because they figured it would be popular with the youth of today? On one hand, old Julia barely had a personality to speak of, but instead of giving her one that fit her old design, they just redesigned her completely *shrugs*.
I like that judging girls took him 2 minutes and spent the remaining 13 on guys ;)
he trying to tell us something ..
@@hellwashere3821 I know the point you're making, but funny enough it's a legit problem with the character design. All of the female characters are extremely generic. Same body type. Only difference is the hair and slight changes to the facial structure. The male characters are way more varied.
LOL'd my ass off when he hovered over Miguel
Me too, caught me off guard
Miguel has the whole… bakery
When he said Yes about Lidia, it was so nice, greetings from Poland
Well she is of the more grounded female characters which is what tmm likes
Why would you say no to Lidia? She has the power of the whole country, which means she has all of the pierogi factories under her. Lifetime food supply for your family. She's also hot as hell, knows how to fight, has good manners, she's super respectful and extremely loyal. Also she's most definitely a *Pouncing Tiger and Stalking Wolf* under the sheets and shakes *Heaven And Earth* in bed.
In terms of female scale division, she's 303 out of 10. Polish Power, Polska Gurom 💪🇵🇱♥️
There's no other necessary reason to give it to Lidia.... She's hot. Her and her scar can get it!!!
@@TheNevendero dude I ain't even from Poland but I agree with everything you said (plus Lidia is my main)
@@clonedivission7 tf does being from poland have to do with anything mate
We need more videos like this
hell no
We do
Yes
@@ps4games164 yes*
I mean who wouldn't wanna get DORYA'D by Kazuya?
And King can Rolling Death Cradle me any day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
TMM would date lucky Chloe 100%
Kazuya 100%
@@edgelord121 as a kaz main i would too
@@Proletrolliat who wouldn't?
@@edgelord121 ME!
not the content we asked for but the content we needed
Heihachi commentary had me laughing out loud at work. It's funny that Feng is really just Akuma of tekken with bad PR
We need T8 sooner than later lol
Consider that Shaheen got that yusuf amir money though
not like the rest of the roster are millionaires or multibillionaires. Except Paul and Law lol
I would date Xiaoyu. She loves amusement parks and she’ll say yes.
She's too in love with Jin so she might decline.
@@Beforezzz Hahaha!!!! I already knew that.
She looks like a toddler
I wouldnt date Xiaoyu cause i only like women atleast as old or older than me.Its a weird thing i have and it makes my life difficult but its how i am
I would only make an exception for Asuka
The xiaoyu from Tekken: Bloodline is worth a try.
How could you say no to lee chaolan?! ComeOn!
Female part of the vidro : "underaged, no ;shes hot like all the others, yes"
Male part : super in dept analysis of attraction rating for each male. 😂
As a girl, Jin 100% 💕 He’s been my crush since Tekken 3 and my favourite Tekken male.
I also wouldn’t say no to Kazuya because he’s daddy 🙈 I really like his T2-TTT look.
Ooh and Hwoarang is hella cute! ❤️
I'd take Kazuya on a date, and still call it a win if he throws me off a cliff
Kazuya could throw me off a cliff, volcano, w/e. There will always be a brief moment of time when I'm cradled in his arms. 🥰
Agreed. Zafina is easily the most attractive character in game. Anna is close second I’d say.
Man of culture
Hell yeah! I’d probably put Kazumi as number 3, I love how classy she is
Zafina for the most attractive while Kazumi and Mraven is a close 2nd and 3rd.
Anna & Nina for me 😌😌😌😌😌😌 !
This is the content we didn't know we needed
The stop at Miguel 👀😏😏
Ahh yeah… I was into Spanish bread- I mean hot Spanish dudes who drank respect wahmen juice
this is the content we deserve
It's Anna for me. No other character can make me do a nervous laugh on the intro screen before the match. Kazumi and Zafina take second and third place.
Anna doesn't look very loyal to me. She's top 5 for me.
@@edgelord121 Yeah, Anna def will cheat on you. And Kazumi along with Zafina seems to be the type that doesnt flirt with others once they are tied down.
@@edgelord121 I agree but honestly which female character feels loyal, Katarina, Lucky Chloe, maybe Asuka ? :D
I do wonder what Fahkumram's wife would think after what all he had to do and how far he fell. He'd probably scare his kid just looking at them.
We literally don't know Kunimitsu II's age. LMFAO
>spends more time on the men
Just Swedish things
this is the first video you had me in tears, amazing content
in my opinion as a girl Jin Kazama is the most good looking Tekken character.
Kaz is peak masculinity but jin has the hot k pop look to him
As a dude, Jin Kazama from the TTT1 intro 😍
Over 9000%
It's okay for girls to say their opinions but what's wrong with men, they act like a homosexual.
I have been waiting for this TMM, now the only video in my bucketlist that you haven't done is a asuka tutorial, or you can face me and see the wrath of a green rank asuka >:^)
Nice pfp :)
Xiaoyu would be fun to be with tbh and also she is a canonically a great cook too
Canonically, she's only good at making 包子！
@@momop788 dude you're always hating on xiaoyu 💀 like what did she do to you
@@queencard97 That was not hate at all- she is good at making steam buns, but to your statement, she's absolutely the worst character archetype.
@@momop788 you speak for yourself obviously
@@queencard97 Yes, because that's my opinion. And you obviously have an obsession for this character, I'm not judging you. I just hate the character.
Xiaoyu seems like a good life partner
She is really sexy too. Namco really increased her sex appeal starting with Tekken 6.
Isn't Negan a psycho as well?
But I laughed a lot here
Negan? Yes. Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Not really
@@TrueStifmeister But character's name is Negan, at least on my T7 version
I understand what TMM said about JDM, but he would be dating Negan, not the actual actor
It is unfair TMM dating Negan but not dating Bryan 🤣🤣
@@teraglitch Fair enough then 😂
@@teraglitch negan has a sense of humor tho
Bryan is also infinitely more psychotic than Negan
every female + Jin
Im a lady and i don’t see a chance with jin 💀 his father what i like 🔥
@@walaabinafif8575 Kazuya is hot to you?
@@konkhemkhonta932 absolutely
0:47 His face when he got to Xiaoyu 😂
The only tier list that matters
Life feels a little lonelier without tmm videos
My favorite part is how MainMan never gave an answer on Leo
He's a dude, so no
@@disruptor6550 she's a woman. So, yes.
I'd say yes just to end the decade long debate
They are too young for him. End of discussion.
It's the german for me
I mean great for guys but
german speaking girl? No thank you
I feel like Gigas would be the kind of person to be super polite and gentle. Skin is off color but I bet he's got good personal hygiene. Not even taking into account the ass of a god, it's a good comfortable yes.
W take
Thank you, for one of your best videos so far.
Omg I can’t believe this
Bob would be super cool to hang out with and you know he knows where all the good food places are haha
I would date Kazuya from Tekken 2 and Tekken Tag 1 poster.
Back then he looked alot more handsome. 😀
Yeah,cause he hadnt fallen into a volcano and was 22.5 years younger(Jin is 21.5 in TK7 plus the nine months for him to be born)
Would love to hang out with the main cheracters (jin,kazuya and heihachi as for the ladies just love to chill with Anna and xayiou 🙂
2:15 BASED TMM
6:13
TMM to himself:
"Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me"
I think this video was funny asf
I love the content dude
Zafina is my Tekken crush so I would date her, absolutely.
This is the funniest video I've seen in a while 🤣🤣🤣
This is by far your funniest video! 🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂
NGL this is prob the funniest Tekken video ever made
I really don't understand about Ling's age, she should be about 35 i guess. Even if her first appearence was, in her childhood. But can someone calculate it really? Feels like she should be Jin's age, but Jin now above 30 i guess, how could be Xiaoyu 18?
Jin is nowhere close to 30 and I agree that Xiaoyu should be around his age. Tekken hasn't aged the cast since Tekken 4 lol
Jin is 3 years older than her
MainMan skipped the girl with values (Julia) for the hos :/
Nina is like top tier for me, and always has been.
physically yes, but personality wise I prefer Anna
No she’s mine 😂😂😂
anna > nina for sure
Anna >
@@sakushitsugoda6595 eww
I just want you to know mainman, 1:08 "mmmm-mommy" is gonna be my new notification sound, thanks bro
LMFAOOO this video had me dying bruhh from the point of xiaoyu forward it was the funniest shit ever
*Anna mains having fantasies of Anna stepping on their balls with her heels seeing the video title*: "wow, let's check this one out!"
3:17 Marduk is an alleged rapist because of that cutscene from Tekken 4.
Dude i freaking LOVE this video mang
people tell me I look like discount, malnourished Miguel... don't know if its a compliment
Think about it like this. A discount Miguel is still better than most people.
Miguel is Miguel mate
Asuka is and always will be my waifu
Should I be concerned that I called Kazumi Mommy at the sams time with TheMainMan 1:09
perfectly normal reaction
I'm sure almost any guy that's older than 25 would immediately go for Kazumi lol. She's godlike
@@disruptor6550 25?I go for women in their late 20s and 30s and i am 22.
I literally tried to get with my 30 year old teacher when i was 17
I am nasty
@@disruptor6550 Kazumi, Lydia and Zafina for the mature ones
@@newhybrid101Based, I say
Christie Monteiro :)
Respect TMM for being a dark skin enjoyer
indeed Maven is underrated
I wish Christie was in this game so I can say FUCK YES she can get it
The lack of music makes his groans of approval deafening
Only TMM can make something like this entertaining for me 😅😂
Anna 🤤😀
"Even though he's super ripped... there's just something about your face, I don't care that you have an eight pack." XD had me dying
Peak tekken content creator
10/10 ratings and I unironically appreciate this video so much
I agree with everything except Kunimitsu, Eliza and Lee. Kuni kinda looks like DVa from Overwatch and she's like 20. Eliza is an adult so absolutely. Lee is a rich Chad and likable dude. If I were gay I'd prefer more testosterone in my men though
Marduk.
Child Kuni is yet another 16 year old. Part of her awful story is infiltrating a school as a student even. Fuck all that she represents. Bring the original back.
this is the content I subscribed for
The main man sweet this is my girlfriend's most favorite video that you have done so far keep up the good work
That "Oh yeah" on Negan, got me dead...🤣
Miguel Main here. We the best lookin yheard !!
I will definetelly date Zafina. No doubt.
While as a simple hang out with friends i would choose Kaz, i relate too much with his story and i want to talk with the man.
I dont think HE would want to talk with you or anyone for that matter.
I relate to him too
@@newhybrid101 That's for sure
Jesus christ main man what is this
When he went to panda, I immediately thought of the dude from "Army of Two".
Kazumi, Asuka, Zafina, Kunimitsu, Eliza, mayyyyybe lilli, nina and lydia. From the Tekken 7 cast anyway
Best. TMM. CZcams. Video. Ever. 🤣
(Chat was too funny)
Leo: "That's a dude so I'm gonna say no"
I see why TMM hasn't unlocked his full potential.
An a*s is an a*s, they say
Ganryu is like a definite 100% a yes? Where you blind.