Why the Earth is Flat

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
  • Super Genius GOATeejay proves how the earth is flat within a condensed 5 minute video. If you don't understand basic logic and reasoning tell me why you don't believe in the comments, so I can maybe rebuttal you in a part 2 cause you're wrong.
    Thanks for watching love the support and enjoy the rest of your day.
    Intelligent, Genius, Theorist, Scientist, GOATeejay reveals hidden, truth to show the shape of the earth
    Possibly Satire
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Komentáře • 143

  • @footballmagic1145
    @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety +9

    bro take a telescope and look at other planets if they look flat or like a sphere

  • @jdanielcramer
    @jdanielcramer Před 3 lety +11

    🤣🤣🤣 the only one you missed was: “ya can’t have air pressure without a container! So dere must be a giant dome over the whole flat erf to hold the air in! 🤓”

  • @imnottellingumyname2549
    @imnottellingumyname2549 Před 3 lety +3

    You seem really genuine about this. That's fine. We can all believe in what we want. However, I do believe that the earth is round, and here's why.
    1.) Roads are flat since the earth's curve is so big. If you could see he curve, you would be able to walk from NJ to CA in only a few minutes. Think about it. The reason it takes so long o travel is because it's so big. So, duh, everything would look flat. It's unnoticeable, but there.
    2.) Gravity pulls things to a central point. The continents don't fall down to Antarctica since they're all getting pulled to the core. In you're case. there'd need to be something o pull all the planets down. There's nothing there. Same thing goes with water. The reason the water doesn't stick to the balls is since the earth is much stronger than he balls. The water goes around them to get to the surface. The reason the water stuck to the plate was that there was no escape. So, that means the water sticks to it. On a flat earth, there's barely any mass. There's obviously nothing pulling the water down. Unless water was full of lead and here was a magnet pulling them down.
    3.) The reason we can stand on the globe is that, again, it's HUGE. It's unnoticeable, but it's there. How do we know? Planes. If we go up to, say, 40,000 feet, you can see the curve. With no ice. So, that makes it round. Now if you think this is all fake...
    4.) CGI was.... for lack of a better word, DOOKIE in he 1960s. If CGI was so god, then why are there no kids movies going back to that era hat looked like the moon landings? As in, CGI movies. And if you believe i's it's secret tech, then..
    BONUS: What's the point? What's the point of ling to the world that the earth is round? To show power? Thee are cheaper ways of doing that. Plus, if the airlines, cruises, NASA, etc.. decided to whistleblow, what's stopping them? The gov't won't know they're plans until it's already leaked that the earth is flat. There is NO INCENTIVE to lie about this all. NONE. Plus, other planets are round. Also, many PRIVATE companies are planning to send passenger flights to space. Wouldn't the gov't.. like.. stop them? o keep the lies in? The lies that are worthless? Think about it. No gov't would lie about the earth being round. Like SRSLY. They aren't showing power, since EVERYBODY knows that the earth would be flat. Just think about it.\
    Now, if you want to argue, sure. Just put your rebuttals in bullet form like me. t's FINE if you disagree. I'm OK with that. I just wanna see a response. An please, DON'T try to doge answering. I can see right through it all. So, yeah. I don't rlly care if you aren't convinced. It's ok. Once more, we all have our own opinions. And at the end f the day, we're all a bunch of dumb stinky idiots, and we're all doomed....
    Edit: Also, if it's satire.. Yea.. I'm trash at differentiating. So feel free to call me stupid, if that's the case.

  • @egg2851
    @egg2851 Před 3 lety +6

    Is this a joke? I can't tell lol

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety +3

      perhaps :)

    • @699why.5
      @699why.5 Před 3 lety +2

      @@GOATeejay oh so it is, no flat earther would say that

  • @LVinter1
    @LVinter1 Před 2 lety +1

    I have a hard time distinguishing stupidity from a parody of stupidity, so which one is this?

    • @sewzrie
      @sewzrie Před 2 lety

      i hope its a parody of stupidity

  • @jukozai
    @jukozai Před 3 lety +5

    damn bro imma flat earther now😤

  • @whxsph4091
    @whxsph4091 Před 3 lety +5

    the earth is triangular stop lying

    • @footballmagic1145
      @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety +1

      bro take a telescope and look at other planets if they look flat or like a sphere

    • @NoSkill_fr
      @NoSkill_fr Před 2 lety

      @@footballmagic1145 you don’t understand humour

    • @elroyfudbucker6806
      @elroyfudbucker6806 Před 2 lety

      "The earth is rhombus shaped & borne through the cosmos in the pincers of two giant green lobsters named Esmeralda and Keith", according to Douglas Adams, he of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fame.

  • @davidrobinson7036
    @davidrobinson7036 Před 2 lety +1

    A man serious about what he's saying when he tries to stand on a basketball and hurt himself that was true that was real I appreciate that good job

  • @candypaint8887
    @candypaint8887 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the satire

  • @GreatCentralRace
    @GreatCentralRace Před 2 lety +1

    Remember, when your head is flat you expect the Earth is flat as well.

  • @LordSathian
    @LordSathian Před 3 lety +1

    Classic, dude. Nice work.

  • @ShadowWizard123
    @ShadowWizard123 Před 2 lety +1

    Well, this pretty much settles the matter forever, I'd say.

  • @duli5635
    @duli5635 Před 3 lety +3

    ITS ALL A LIE 😳😳😳😳

  • @kami_david7723
    @kami_david7723 Před 3 lety +1

    ain’t no fucking way

  • @sebasvonlandkrohn5032
    @sebasvonlandkrohn5032 Před 2 lety +1

    Tell me..... what is on the under side of the pancake earth?

  • @michelin.18
    @michelin.18 Před 3 lety +2

    yo i think professor teejayx6 is on to sum 👀

  • @scaredmcmahon9525
    @scaredmcmahon9525 Před 3 lety +2

    If this isn't a joke I lost all faith in humanity

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety

      Perhaps

    • @scaredmcmahon9525
      @scaredmcmahon9525 Před 3 lety +2

      @@GOATeejay so is it or not?

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety

      What do you think?

    • @scaredmcmahon9525
      @scaredmcmahon9525 Před 3 lety

      @@GOATeejay I think it is because this video is really cringey and I feel like its a parody

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety

      @@scaredmcmahon9525 entertaining cringe or regular cringe

  • @1379VerseInc
    @1379VerseInc Před 3 lety +6

    Maybe if you get a ball the size of the earth, then maybe just maybe you can stand on it 😂

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety +8

      Hopefully, one day there will be an earth sized sphere for me to stand on.

    • @1379VerseInc
      @1379VerseInc Před 3 lety

      @@GOATeejay lol

  • @kevin.d.1393
    @kevin.d.1393 Před 3 lety +2

    Hideous for that bruh I’m deadddddd😭😭😭😭😭

  • @babtron5049
    @babtron5049 Před 3 lety +6

    Ah yes. A fellow intellectual.

  • @bleemwisspillow8686
    @bleemwisspillow8686 Před 2 lety

    When you put your glasses down with the lenses on the table like that, I cringed.

  • @bretwalker2295
    @bretwalker2295 Před 2 lety

    I feel dumber after having watched this. But now I know the earth is flat.

  • @evamateja
    @evamateja Před 3 lety +1

    here from Reddit :D

  • @GOATeejay
    @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety +1

    Accidentally Rendered at 720 instead of 1080 :(

    • @footballmagic1145
      @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety

      bro take a telescope and look at other planets if they look flat or like a sphere

  • @phngaming5757
    @phngaming5757 Před 2 lety

    Video live of ISS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @IvanHuntDrum
    @IvanHuntDrum Před 2 lety

    This dude's trolling us from 2027!

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 2 lety

      Shhhhhh you’ll blow my cover

  • @zauvaroyte7993
    @zauvaroyte7993 Před 2 lety

    How is lunar eclipse exist?

  • @robertvaughan7326
    @robertvaughan7326 Před 2 lety

    Exhibit 1. Fails. Look at the horizon... you can see the curve..slight curve due to the size of the earth..
    Exhibit 2. Really???? Experiment you perform dont match the scale you need plus you would have to do that in space. But if you were in space you would see how round the earth is.....

  • @tonyhall699
    @tonyhall699 Před 2 lety

    Ha, ha, ha. 🤭 The Earth is flat. 😁 good one.

  • @upendramandreakar8518
    @upendramandreakar8518 Před 2 lety

    Right .

  • @joshhua7795
    @joshhua7795 Před 2 lety

    Thats cool but if earth was flat explain how sunset or sunrise work then i will become flat earthers

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 2 lety

      Check out my recent
      czcams.com/video/Fhzt1gZZvok/video.html
      🥱🥱🥱

  • @MrWeezer55
    @MrWeezer55 Před 3 lety +3

    This IS a joke, right? A parody? You're trying out for SNL? Please tell me it's so...

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety +1

      perhaps :)

    • @footballmagic1145
      @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety

      bro take a telescope and look at other planets if they look flat or like a sphere

    • @MrWeezer55
      @MrWeezer55 Před 3 lety

      @@footballmagic1145 I already have and they do look like spheres.

    • @footballmagic1145
      @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety

      @@MrWeezer55 yep, I wasn't directing it to you but spamming it in every comment to bring some sense in any flat earth believer that goes through this comment section

  • @voodoorampager
    @voodoorampager Před 2 lety

    This is so stupid 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

  • @La_Voijtur
    @La_Voijtur Před 2 lety

    you forgot about gravity mate, thats why it doesnt work

  • @ayanchakraborty3559
    @ayanchakraborty3559 Před 2 lety

    Earth is just an illusion.... We are just imagining it. END OF DEBATE.

  • @davidrobinson7036
    @davidrobinson7036 Před 2 lety

    And anybody that owns anybody is just jealous always listen to people that are different never down them if they want you to critique them they will ask for it

  • @andrewmosley2588
    @andrewmosley2588 Před 2 lety

    Came here from the r/uselessinventions subreddit. Keep doing your thing my guy. Great content.

  • @LacyOfTHEM
    @LacyOfTHEM Před 2 lety +3

    The science for smooth brains nice

  • @shibukunjappy494
    @shibukunjappy494 Před 2 lety

    Why you still living in this earth... Go and find the edge and jump 🙄🥵

  • @loadingpleasewait1458
    @loadingpleasewait1458 Před 2 lety +3

    Yeah I'm no longer a round earther, thank you for enlightening me!

  • @helly31
    @helly31 Před 2 lety

    What a wierd experiment. Do you realy dont get that it doesnt work caus the gravity is not at the center of the basketball? Or are you jast pretending?

  • @froxydafox7085
    @froxydafox7085 Před 3 lety

    umm

  • @sveinovelorentsen3159
    @sveinovelorentsen3159 Před 3 lety

    I will really laugh at U in a stand up situation. If U mean this I am really sad

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety

      If I was a stand up comedian this would be funny?

  • @ChayAaronStevenson11
    @ChayAaronStevenson11 Před 3 lety +4

    Earth is flat ❤️

  • @chuck.visuals3335
    @chuck.visuals3335 Před 3 lety +2

    earth is round :/

  • @janereinlastimoso1164
    @janereinlastimoso1164 Před 2 lety

    This is stupid. i got this recomended

  • @nckvsssy79
    @nckvsssy79 Před 2 lety +2

    You have shamed scientists everywhere! Well done!

  • @sethmorbusmortifer
    @sethmorbusmortifer Před 2 lety

    🤦moron go to the doctor

  • @datboi9787
    @datboi9787 Před 3 lety +2

    dying from the intro this is pretty good bro

    • @footballmagic1145
      @footballmagic1145 Před 3 lety

      bro take a telescope and look at other planets if they look flat or like a sphere

  • @699why.5
    @699why.5 Před 3 lety +2

    The earth is round

  • @brightmubita5196
    @brightmubita5196 Před 2 lety +1

    When I was a kid I knew earth is flat but education said it was a globe 🌎,but I know it is flat Even in the bible it is very flat

    • @davidmorgan1410
      @davidmorgan1410 Před 2 lety +1

      Hmm, lets take a line from a 2000 year old document and call it fact..
      Seems legit

  • @SecretThatSeany
    @SecretThatSeany Před 3 lety +2

    None of your points make sense dude the earth is round the reason why the water fell on the ball Is because it wasn't moving in a circular form or it wasn't going at a fast speed. But with the earth the way the gravity pulls on the earth and how the earth rotates, everything stays together and doesn't fall!

    • @tabchanzero8229
      @tabchanzero8229 Před 3 lety +2

      Your explanation doesn't work, because if the ball was rotating at a fast speed you'd have centrifugal forces making the water _even less_ likely to stay on it.

    • @GOATeejay
      @GOATeejay  Před 3 lety +2

      A fellow genius

    • @SecretThatSeany
      @SecretThatSeany Před 3 lety +2

      @@tabchanzero8229 you two must of dropped out of first grade! Try something put water in a cup with strings attached to it and spin it really fast and you will see the water STAYS! DUM DUMS! I learned this in elementary school! State facts not lies!

    • @SecretThatSeany
      @SecretThatSeany Před 3 lety +2

      @@GOATeejay more like a fellow Dumb Dumb XD I bet you guys dropped out of first grade

    • @scaredmcmahon9525
      @scaredmcmahon9525 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tabchanzero8229 the water is already on Earth, it's not a waterfall falling on this planet stupid

  • @WhosNotEthan
    @WhosNotEthan Před 3 lety +4

    It earth is a ball GET IT RIGHT

  • @josephsebastian8330
    @josephsebastian8330 Před 2 lety

    Brother I have few questions. Answer this using science with proof/experimental result what so ever then I will also believe Earth Is flat.
    1: Can u please explain Seasons and Day/Night at the same time using your flat earth model?
    2: You admit Sun, Moon and all other planets we see are spherical but only Earth is flat. Can u explain why Earth alone ended up having a completely different Shape?
    3: Please explain Solar and Lunar Eclipse using flat earth model.
    4: If there is no gravity then how are objects that are going/thrown up coming down?? Even if its a flat Earth?
    Also I am sorry to say the Ball experiment you did is such a stupid idea because of few simple reasons.
    -- You are doing this experiment sitting on earth ( Round/Flat) where any object going/thrown up falls at a speed of 9.807 m/s² which is proven. So the water will not stick to the ball as you are doing this experiment sitting on a object which pulls objects (here you, Ball and water) with a much higher force.
    Go to Space -- create a similar experimental condition -- and try demonstrating the same experiment but not with a basketball which is having radius of 4.7 inches which will not be able to create enough force to pull and stick water to its surface.
    I await your response
    Thank you

  • @onetiretom8640
    @onetiretom8640 Před 2 lety

    Flat earthers are funny. You all need to grab your helmet and crayons and get back in your padded room. Watch professor Dave's videos if you wanna know the science behind it all.