CURSED COMMERCIALS 2! - Diamondbolt
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2020
- We're back for round two as I subject some friends to even more cursed commercials!
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Music:
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" - Doom Eternal
“Palmtree Panic Past" - Sonic CD
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Thanks so much for watching! - Zábava
Fun Fact: there is a documentary series about tech and they interviewed the guy who married hatsune miku and he reefers to the hologram machine as hatsune miku's jar and I can not stress how terrified this made me.
Dear god
@@donutman438 you damn right. dear god
😳
Bro mans got ZERO REAL WOMEN 😂
At night she cries, but keeps it quiet, knowing full well what'll happen if he hears.
I wasn't expecting to see Crash Bandicoot Leap onto an Ostrich today
*an ostrich.
cristhianmlr don’t be that guy
Wasn't expecting to read that and now I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared to watch it.
That’s the thing about cursed commercials, you never know what to expect what to happen
I want him to ride an ostrich in Crash 5. I dunno why, I just thought it would fit.
Makes more sense than riding a baby polar bear.
"This is the Snyder cut of the Kirby franchise"
- NotIrishMan 2020.
12:25 I love how genuinely upset he gets over the burrito.
Don't anyone dare bamboozle me on a burrito
@@capootiscrepitoosExactly. You can mess with many things but you never mess with food. It’s the universal language.
“I asked for trash” *shows darling in the franxx* why you gotta do me like that
That is my favorite anime and I am unsubbing
The show went off the rails after a while, I don’t think a show would continue with fucking space wife.
@@walkingwaffle212 Really? You unsubbed because Diamondbolt don't like this anime?
And I also think this anime is meh at best, not only the fanbase is bad (Ichigo got WAY to much hate and the way fanbase reacted is just pathetic) but also second half was...not terrible but full of plotholes, unanswered questions and overall I'm just not a fan of this anime. Plus this show just screams Evangelion to me.
its the worst
that thing gave me ptsd
Husarius pl I think it was a joke
Me playing cursed comercials 2 at max volume:
What I hear: ur my present this year
What my family hear: WHAT ARE U DOING STEP SIS!!
The question is....what does your family watch lmao.
@@HuMaNise34 :0 U have big brained the system my dude
@@LS-mx5hl I can thank the stone mask along with the red stone of adja for granting me a 400 IQ ;)
With any luck, they heard Adam laughing and the music
You kinda deserved it for watching it at max volume at 2
“Only in cursed commercials can we establish timelines.”
Never had I clicked a video so quickly in my life
Dude same
"w0W l0ok aT tH0eS gRàpHiCs!!"
God said, as he playing a zelda game.
God said, as he played Pokemon Legends Arceus
God was actually inspired by the legend of zelda's graphics when making reality.
“Bolt uploads”
Me: “clicks off hentie heaven”
Yes, I also love hentie haven.
@Will Brigham, now that’s just depressing.
@@jhettyboy Jokes on you I have Samus' Introduction cutscene in Subspace Emissary from Brawl, that's enough to satisfy me
We all did
@@henryconner3002 I had to go look it up to see if it was as good as you say and I can see how people could like that
Is the 'like a boss' the only meme that entered these companies' walls when these commercials were recorded?
Maybe
Well the internet wasn’t as great when some of these came out so likely.
Now I'm going to have wendy's today so I'm getting wendy's LIke A boSS
It was the only true meme to break into main steam media after the song came out
I don't remember thelonelyisland ever using Impact font, so... I imagine they saw a lot of Advice Animal memes too. Or at least ones that use the Advice Animal structure, like the "authority figure tells you X but does Y" memes (Unhelpful High School Teacher) or the "argument ending burn/logic" memes (Condescending Wonka).
14:04, “Whether it’s filling up my cup, enjoying lunch at my favorite deli, stocking up at my local grocery store, or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy, I’m always drinking Coca Cola”, 👍
I fear no man, but that thing...
*Chocolate man*
It scares me
Why are you scared? It's just British TV comedian Russel Howard!
@@piecheese1214 I thought so too!
This is what originally brought me to CZcams, people having fun making videos they wanted to make, not what advertisers or focus groups wanted, this channel is a gem, it's what CZcams was always supposed to be
0:15 the Only thing they fear Is you, diamonbolt
7:59
He's Just Standing There Menacingly
7:46 oh so that’s where that face comes from. I’m still not the better for knowing that.
Forget Ryan Drummond, we need Charles martinet saying moist
"moist-a"
8:47 Kirby
Directed by Micheal Bay
1 second in and I already love this.
same
3:41 Dr. Cortex contemplating why he agreed to be in this ad
Or he’s being held at gun point to be in the commercial
4:59 Fatshaming a poor hedgehog
Maybe Sonic got stuck on his spin dash form
11:52 That's a Filipino KFC Commercial not a Japanese KFC commercial
I said that too man nice howd ya know?
Me too i think i saw that one on TV lmao
Di ko yan na-alala! Kailan pinalabas?
@@dontmindme8571 Mga nsa 2017
@@cjcollado8071 Y'all are talking to a Filipino rn.
DB videos just make me genuinely feel happy and laugh.
What a blessed soul.
Or cursed?!
Probably cursed.
it's only probably
10:32 would you be surprised if I told you someone actually drew that?
Diamondbolt and friends: “it’s a kfc japan commercial”
Kfc ad: *literally shows that it originated from a filipino dish*
Mark Emmanuel Witongco yes
Tama
I AM SO DAMN TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW. THAT JAPANESE ERA COLONIZATION SCREWED US OVER.
What its colinization
DEAL WITH IT
~British empire
@@Skulldude-yj9kg sorry no one asked britain
Also, the Philippines was NEVER colonized by Britain
The Happy meal Neo Cortex looks like he’s trying to cosplay as himself.
Fun fact: Danny DeVito isn’t a boomer because he’s too old to be
Fun Fact: This is a comment
@@minelelol13244 Fun Fact: This is a reply
@@waluigi7331 Fun Fact: This is a reply to a reply
@@SuperDababy2 fun fact: this is a fun fact
Boring fact: this is not a fun fact
11:38 Me: [Makes a cross] Go away! Horrible chocolate beeing! .:-0
0:44, well my childhood has been ruined…
Whether it's filling up my cup
And enjoying lunch at my favorite deli
Stocking up at my local grocery store
Or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy
I'm always drinking Coca Cola
*slurps* ahhhhh
Fun Fact: There was an actual man in Japan who claimed he became a snake and died because his father tried to exorcise out the demon by head butting and biting him for two days.
Long story short, Eat Like Snake actually happened in Japan.
I forgot to do my Russian lesson. *My fate has been sealed*
(Moscow Blair's intensely, as a hell fire of ballistic missiles rains from above)
Doulingo:Spanish or Vanish
In Duolingo, RUSSIAN TEACHES YOU!
you're the new Justin Y
Rip
Diamondbolt: I specifically asked for garbage(shows Darling in the FranXX) me: SO YOU CHOOSE DEATH. Did you even watch the show
Yeah, why does everyone hate on it so much man? It doesn't make sense!
I do understand that it gets a bit weird towards the end tho.
Because the second half was dog shit
I’m just poking fun don’t worry. I LOVED the first half!
Diamondbolt translation, he thinks the ending is stinky
Please.
Stop beating your space bar.
12:06 Japan is on a constant slope
Filipinos: CONFUSED SCREAMING
Relatable
3:14
Blairhead witch project
11:07 he activated is stand, Wonder core that has the ability to spawn an ab workout device whenever you fall
7:23 heard the clap and thought: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YAH!!!
none are more cursed than the Ninja Turtle commercial
6:38 this is technically cannon in the
Hatsune Miku Toyata timeline because
in another commercial,
(the one before this one) Miku is with two
girls and they talk about the hotdog guy as
Miku us charmed by him. This is cannon
C A N O N
10:39 New final destination movie be lookin’ sick
3:34 Bird up!!!
Who’s a good poogey
5:22 he pulls back the cloth to reveal a bomb
0:00: awww, incest
1:48: hey, better than Robocop selling it (yes, that happened)
6:54: Red v. Duolingo: dawn of language
10:24: as we see the wild Danny DeVito in his natural habitat....
11:28: YES! TURN THEM INTO POKEMASH!
overall, this is yet another deep dive into the peak of human achievement
Super Mash Bros.
A wild Danny devito has appeared he uses m&m commercial it's super effective
I don't trust Robocop after I saw him steal a fridge in a different commercial
12:38 ah yes kfc of japan that's *definitely in japan not somewhere else*
2:56 even back in the 90s airheads made people's head explode.
That gorilla playing the drums is a British national treasure! It is the greatest British chocolate advert of all time.
8:20 calling a gorilla a monkey real professional guys, real professional.
10:01 the reason why Australia was on fire
3:54
Let's be honest
You could put Staying alive over anything and it would work
7:40
Thank you I Hate it
CZcams: 20 comments
The comment section: yes there are comments here but actually there isn't any
Man, I'm so glad that Haman Karn could take a break from leading the Neo Zeon rebellion to watch these masterpieces.
9:02 annoying orange.
10:24 no stop it bolt that's groos
Holly s**t that's the spawn of surtur
8:04 Up next...
"Oh Granny"
"Oh, Red"
10:46 This is what happens to discord mods after they get demoted
His eyes are Sonic
His body is Sonic
He is Sonic
Everthing
Is
Sonic
So... He's a fwacking furry.
You are sonic
@@consoleguy647
Anthro cartoon characters are basically furries now huh
The pizza is Sonic...
Danny de Vito m&m is a perfect waifu
Nice kink
I have watched this video over ten times, and I'm still laughing my arse off
4:05 the laugh. It’s so truuuue
You guys kill me!! Not even 5 minutes in and I'm already dying! 🤣😂
Yo I’ve seen 10:07 before as a kid and back then, I didn’t get the joke there. Damn.
2:10 me when my mom comes home from work
When you snort too much Vegemite: 1:27
6:00 And thats not the only guy who married Miku! there's like a whole community in Japan of people who "married" or want to "marry" Miku
Captions be like: BARBIE JIZZ 😳😳😳😳😳
(1:59)
12:59 me getting out of bed after 12 hours of youtube
0:39 ooooh you’ve done it now
1:03
*Your girlfriend:* oh yeah he is!
These advertisements are more cursed than my will to live
No one:
Litterally no one:]
Not one single soul in the world
Snuffles: WHAT ARE U DOING STEP SIS?!
I am your 69 like
:(
@Rocki Boi :(
9:39 Yup I’m depressed
This video's ending is absolute gold
Could you explain it please?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP SIS
I laughed so hard, my parents came in to my room to ask if i'm okay
@@coolaidman2233 i thought that they gonna ask what the actual crap are you watching
I’m just trying to get you out I have doritos on my shirt get the fuck out of my washing machine
5:51 HATSUNE MIKU!!!!! IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!
7:53 wep I’m going to have nightmares tonight
3:43 that's just crashes uber driver
6:29 hatsune miku sounds like a translator
*hatsune miku is the terminator*
I remember watching that chocolate axel spray commercial when i was a kid. I've never forgotten it....it haunts me.
I am internally screaming for you guys not noticing that you didn't notice it was a Filipino KFC commercial, but this video was so funny that I forgave you.
“Anything you want to say?”
“LOOK FOR THE GUMMY BEAR ALBUM!!”
Lol you killed me😂😂🤣
13:26 HEY THATS TODAY
13:11 Metal Gear Solid 3: Burger Eater
2:20 *SUCC*
5:34. When my country finds it's way into a CZcams video. Either the coffin dudes or this.😂✊🏿🇬🇭. Dammit
My biy do you have the link
8:28 if you speed it up it looks like a shitpost
12:32 fun fact that's not Japan that's the Philippines that's the KFC sisig burito and you should expose kfc philippines aka where I live hi from the Philippines
11:21 i used to see that all the time. it mostly played on 4kids and CW but its also on every one of the original boxed set pokemon the tv series tapes
DAgames veterans be like 6:48
Finally a worthy sequel, thank you for this.
I love when you do videos with others!
Thank you! Glad you do :)
4:36 Hooba Dooba!
Whens the next sonic zombies
0:22 bro he got the markiplier
11:50 chocolate man said it my shorts
This is the best video you've ever made great job :)
11:29 *pauses time*
Me: *grabs Charizard's child, gets it out of the bus, teleports away*
*unpauses time*
When the chocolate man came up it made me want to stop eating chocolate
I’ll never see Crash the same way again.
9:31 where is star fox?
Budget Cuts maybe