Roger can't get drunk - American Dad

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  • čas přidán 14. 03. 2017
  • American Dad

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  • @jkeyede1
    @jkeyede1 Před 7 lety +2584

    Well, if it ain't an alien in a wiiiiiigggggg....

  • @last1000
    @last1000 Před 6 lety +1608

    that dude roger slapped got off easy considering he annoyed roger slightly

    • @hannajohn2736
      @hannajohn2736 Před 6 lety +25

      last1000 I know right

    • @loganellis9867
      @loganellis9867 Před 6 lety +70

      Anybody buying seasonal beer is not a threat

    • @robertb1742
      @robertb1742 Před 5 lety +3

      Logan Ellis lololol

    • @dinoflagella4185
      @dinoflagella4185 Před 5 lety +52

      Roger killed 5 guys over $20. He also tried to kill the Smiths because they roasted him hard at his own roast.

    • @_guy123
      @_guy123 Před 5 lety +21

      And let's not forget Ricky Spanish...

  • @theloneowl1
    @theloneowl1 Před 6 lety +312

    "My aplogies, sir. I had to be sure you were serious." LMAO

  • @Pivitrix
    @Pivitrix Před 7 lety +309

    "Now take you a full schwig and we'l get started" Fucking love this guy..

  • @mfa-FH
    @mfa-FH Před 7 lety +1959

    the voice for the liquor store manager = long feng, avatar aang

    • @davidpizzarello3380
      @davidpizzarello3380 Před 7 lety +54

      faisal hafil OH MY GOD

    • @ashdude55
      @ashdude55 Před 7 lety +168

      He also is the voice of lex Luthor in superman and justice league

    • @waterdamnaged
      @waterdamnaged Před 7 lety +70

      faisal hafil
      The actor's name is Clancy Brown, he played "The Kurgan" in the original Highlander movie.

    • @osmosiswright9924
      @osmosiswright9924 Před 7 lety +68

      And Mr. Krabs. I'm surprise no one has mentioned that yet.

    • @davidpizzarello3380
      @davidpizzarello3380 Před 7 lety

      Niatona lol

  • @mariksmagicalrod9004
    @mariksmagicalrod9004 Před 2 lety +83

    That broken driveshaft gets me every time.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Před 7 měsíci +2

      We all know a guy like that

    • @VoidStuffer
      @VoidStuffer Před 7 dny

      You wanna see something? grab a beer and follow me. Ya see this car? I restored it this summer. I was stuck here for like twelve weeks; I had to do something. But along the way I learned about honesty, integrity, and cold-filtered, Miller Genuine Draft. You understand what I'm trying to say to you?

  • @darkstar2483
    @darkstar2483 Před 4 lety +471

    The first scene always stood out to me just for how rude the guy who walked in was. He clearly saw Roger and the convenience store guy talking but decided to interrupt their story to ask about seasonal beer, and did it again to ask for watch batteries. He didn't seem like he was in a hurry so he could have waited. (I know it's a cartoon and meant for comedy, but seriously.)

    • @ZS05
      @ZS05 Před 3 lety +31

      Where I work that's how most customers are, rude people who don't read signs and are too lazy to look for what they want themselves. Most of the time it's right in front of them but they see a worker first and pester us while we're busy.>:(

    • @theraven.4
      @theraven.4 Před 2 lety +8

      I mean one of the responsibilities of the guy's job is to assist customers where they can in a professional capacity. Not telling stories about legends.

    • @luckasta6269
      @luckasta6269 Před 2 lety +8

      @@theraven.4 he was helping Roger a customer so your point is invalid.

    • @theraven.4
      @theraven.4 Před 2 lety +1

      @@luckasta6269 I am pretty sure if a boss had to choose between said employee telling a customer a legend vs helping a likely paying customer find items in the store. They would prefer for said employee to focus on helping a likely paying customer find items in the store rather than telling a person legends that are not going to make the business money. So, as you said. Your point is invalid. To break it down telling customers legends is not helping in a professional capacity and would be considered slacking off.

    • @marc7248
      @marc7248 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ZS05 are you still into mecha stuff?

  • @klever6913
    @klever6913 Před 7 lety +189

    They say to this day he still hasn't fixed his driveshaft.

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Před 7 lety +567

    I don't want to go too far but Bob Todd is the Hank Scorpio of this series. An amazingly hilarious character that has yet to be used again.

  • @scottanderson7793
    @scottanderson7793 Před 5 lety +72

    By far my favorite supporting character from American Dad! “The ladies call me Burt Burt.”

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 Před 2 lety +16

    "Well...If it Ain't an Alien in a Wig!"
    😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Brian-wt4zi
    @Brian-wt4zi Před 2 lety +21

    Bruh the shop clerk has an amazing story telling voice

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou Před 5 měsíci +3

      That would be Clancy Brown, he's voiced Lex Luthor in Justice League the animated series and Mr. Crabs from SpongeBob

  • @anathedrache282
    @anathedrache282 Před 6 lety +328

    "Ain't no reason to prostrate yerself"

  • @ArunaUtd
    @ArunaUtd Před 7 lety +203

    Ponk pinka pinka ponk
    pinka pinka ponk
    pinka pinka ponk
    pinka pinka ponk
    pinka pinka BORINI BORINI!!

  • @humnasohail5856
    @humnasohail5856 Před 6 lety +53

    When Roger slapped that guy lol😂😂😂

  • @lntnchrs1
    @lntnchrs1 Před 7 lety +118

    it's always the god dang drive shaft!

  • @merikmalhads1676
    @merikmalhads1676 Před 7 lety +537

    Don't have need for money yet needs to fix a drive shaft.....

    • @supersizesenpai
      @supersizesenpai Před 7 lety +82

      There is a good reason the shit is still sitting under several inches of snow. lol

    • @cplpetergriffin1583
      @cplpetergriffin1583 Před 6 lety +13

      Merik Malhads or or.....get this.......HE ALREADY HAS THE PARTS

    • @Darkstar1484
      @Darkstar1484 Před 6 lety +8

      He seems the do it yourself type

    • @danielmata5738
      @danielmata5738 Před 6 lety +7

      It's called being a man and fixing it yourself

    • @richardharper4637
      @richardharper4637 Před 6 lety

      Daniel Mata women can do it too

  • @Eubacterium
    @Eubacterium Před 7 lety +123

    I bet it's neat gasoline from his broken down car.

  • @spectreagent00
    @spectreagent00 Před 4 lety +14

    Bob Todd is the Tom Bombadil of the American Dad universe.

  • @luker3752
    @luker3752 Před 7 lety +522

    Thanks for the video, but I have a random question, do you sell watch batteries?

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 Před 5 lety +120

    In my opinion American Dad Aged far better than Family Guy. American dad actually had some creative episode ideas as it got into its later years, as well as interesting characters like you see here in Roger. Family guy started off really funny and creative like American Dad, but as the years drew on Family guy began to gradually get worse as all tv shows like Family guy or the Simpson’s do, soo they started to resort to using mostly shitty jokes revolving around peters shenanigans which gets old really quickly when they do it so many times in a row, everybody hates meg jokes which to be honest I never liked, and basically reusing or old jokes that weren’t funny anymore. The show seemed to stop taking big risks and that’s what made its humor boring and drawn out as the years went on. American dad will always be better imo because to be honest I believe that the episodes somehow got better as time passed.

    • @vibes2676
      @vibes2676 Před 3 lety +1

      What season is this on

    • @andmicbro1
      @andmicbro1 Před 2 lety

      Well and American Dad never had the cutaway bit. Over the years there have been some funny ones sure, but many times it just wasn't funny and wasted a lot of time.

    • @alexfahey6733
      @alexfahey6733 Před 8 měsíci

      Much better than family guy

  • @DJUnionX
    @DJUnionX Před 7 lety +123

    I was expecting a pun with the ancient jugs.

  • @thenewadventuresofhenry6998

    "YOU'RE KILLING HIS STORY!!!"

  • @sagenightmare4215
    @sagenightmare4215 Před 7 lety +19

    The part where Roger slapped that guy in slow motion made me laugh.

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 Před 2 lety +4

    "Bink-A-Bink-A-Bonk...Bink-A-Bink-A-Bonk!" 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @leociresi4292
    @leociresi4292 Před 2 lety +4

    Roger:” I’m telling you! I can’t get drunk!”

  • @RussellEvans19891
    @RussellEvans19891 Před 6 lety +39

    Matrix slap.....
    Get out

  • @ginorivera7033
    @ginorivera7033 Před 6 lety +77

    You did had me on the palm of your hands there ! If it was another second longer it would of been the other way around

    • @alexislex7915
      @alexislex7915 Před 6 lety +1

      Gino Rivera bruh when i was watching listeing to it i saw your comment i realize im waching it and resding ur comment at the same timd

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 Před 2 lety

      Pretty sure his hand wasn't the only place it would have been.

  • @AuzziPanda
    @AuzziPanda Před 5 lety +21

    Roger is me when someone tries to talk to my friend when we’re already in an intense conversation. Like go talk to someone else shoo shoo

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo Před 5 lety +11

    I’M TELLING YOU I CAN’T GET DRUNK!

  • @ZetaReticuli_
    @ZetaReticuli_ Před 2 lety +40

    I love how Roger slapped that dude in the store that kept interrupting him and the store clerk. Because that's always the case. You're in a deep conversation, and someone always has to just come along and interrupt it with something totally meaningless.

  • @jojodede8712
    @jojodede8712 Před 5 lety +38

    “I believe everything”😂😂

    • @Voysh2Voysh69
      @Voysh2Voysh69 Před 3 lety +3

      “Then take this map. It is my gift to you… but just know…”

  • @crashandersen602
    @crashandersen602 Před 7 lety +30

    Clancy Brown made this episode for me.

  • @horsemeat1776
    @horsemeat1776 Před 2 lety +5

    Someone telling you they'll let you drive their car once they fix it is the most American thing I've heard in this episode.

  • @StitchdTeeth
    @StitchdTeeth Před 7 lety +82

    I love the donkey Kong reference!

  • @emergencyexitonly6268
    @emergencyexitonly6268 Před 5 lety +16

    I never realized Mr. Krabs owned a liquor store as well.

    • @theoneman8331
      @theoneman8331 Před rokem

      What dude

    • @SpeedyWings2323
      @SpeedyWings2323 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@theoneman8331the liquor store cashier is voiced by Clancy Brown the voice of Mr. Krabs

    • @theoneman8331
      @theoneman8331 Před 10 měsíci

      @@SpeedyWings2323 oh nice

    • @magron8029
      @magron8029 Před 7 měsíci

      I was wondering where I recognized that voice from

  • @stevecrouch3164
    @stevecrouch3164 Před 5 lety +36

    0:16 I'M TELLING YOU I CAN'T GET DRUNK🤣

    • @zar1536
      @zar1536 Před 2 lety +3

      My apologies sir, I had to be sure you were serious.

  • @Benjamin72297
    @Benjamin72297 Před 6 lety +12

    Yeah. That’s southern hospitality in a nutshell 😂

  • @thatonedog819
    @thatonedog819 Před 5 lety +46

    Who interrupts an employee that's helping another costumer

    • @herculeanwarrior1541
      @herculeanwarrior1541 Před 3 lety +12

      I work in retail that it does happen from time to time

    • @genxer1
      @genxer1 Před 2 lety +1

      Someone begging to get the shit slapped out of them by Roger.

    • @coreyray5785
      @coreyray5785 Před 3 měsíci

      I had a customer who was a pain in the ass and most likely spun out on drugs....come back through the line and interrupt some else's transaction to ask if I'd seen his keys😠😡🤡
      He had left them on top of the 🏧 and was busy digging through the back seat of his suv😂😂

  • @ethancastellanos7092
    @ethancastellanos7092 Před 5 lety +5

    0:16 I'm Telling you I can't get Drunk!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quinnquinn6620
    @quinnquinn6620 Před 3 lety +7

    That guy is like the coolest most genuine character lol

  • @Tom-nm6ep
    @Tom-nm6ep Před 7 lety +24

    Bink a Binka Bonk

  • @edwardhines6623
    @edwardhines6623 Před 3 lety +2

    This WHOLE CLIP has too many GREAT LINES and MOMENTS for me to call out here. I just came looking for "Bert-Bert" and am leaving with a treasure trove. Thank you!

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 Před 6 lety +8

    Clancy Brown makes everything sound amazing.

  • @ayubgitita8203
    @ayubgitita8203 Před 6 lety +10

    Your killing the story....😂😂😂

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 Před 6 lety +63

    Clancy Brown is the voice of the convenience store guy, right?

  • @brandenhauser1635
    @brandenhauser1635 Před 5 lety +3

    1:20 You're welcome.

  • @claireglory
    @claireglory Před 7 lety +14

    binka binka bonk binka binka bonk
    burini burini!

  • @UnSocialGay
    @UnSocialGay Před 4 lety +2

    Legend says, that drive shaft hasn't been fixed since then

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Před 7 lety +3

    great narration

  • @Doctorblam
    @Doctorblam Před 6 lety +4

    0:14 are you feeling it now mr krabs?

  • @davidstone281
    @davidstone281 Před 2 lety +1

    *I'M TELLING YOU I CAN'T GET DRUNK!!*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madeyecollector
    @madeyecollector Před 5 lety +2

    Quite possibly the one moment where Roger is truly himself.

  • @goktugblack
    @goktugblack Před 6 lety +5

    Roger's look at the visitor guy at 00:28 though:D:D

  • @nflprimehighlights1060
    @nflprimehighlights1060 Před 7 lety +11

    Lmfao 3:18 best fucking part

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Před 7 lety +4

    love the heddy tingle line

  • @mikayla60901
    @mikayla60901 Před 6 lety +5

    I’m telling you I can’t get drunk!

  • @laqundasherrod4506
    @laqundasherrod4506 Před 2 lety +1

    And the ladies call me Burt Burt 😂😂

  • @unclejoe1917
    @unclejoe1917 Před 3 lety

    This is one of the best Roger clips ever.

  • @mustang4life
    @mustang4life Před 2 lety +2

    Ah boy, you had me in the palm of your 🤚 there. About a second later that would have been the other way around! 👏🏻😂🤣👏🏻😂🤣👏🏻

  • @BerserkerRider94
    @BerserkerRider94 Před 4 lety

    This is my favorite episode ever

  • @austinglenn725
    @austinglenn725 Před 7 lety +15

    I love the tint

  • @gamingwithdevld22
    @gamingwithdevld22 Před 5 lety +1

    Best voice acter ever

  • @adrian9098
    @adrian9098 Před 3 lety +1

    The liquor store part was one of the funniest clips of the entire show

  • @joshuaraisner8114
    @joshuaraisner8114 Před 2 lety

    I'M TELLING YOU I CAN'T GET DRUNK - Roger Smith

  • @ctford27
    @ctford27 Před 2 lety +3

    Named my cat after this guy 😂

  • @beccaadams6168
    @beccaadams6168 Před 2 lety

    This is the best segment ever

  • @juniorpolktheplotagonmovie4833
    @juniorpolktheplotagonmovie4833 Před 11 měsíci +2

    0:16 I’M TELLING YOU I CAN’T GET DRUNK

  • @vv7861
    @vv7861 Před 5 lety +1

    Anything regarding ROGER, I Click LIKE

  • @ronald1851
    @ronald1851 Před 7 lety +7

    pank, pinka pinka pank, parlini! parlini!

  • @jaysoddfutr1136
    @jaysoddfutr1136 Před 5 lety +1

    This is the funniest thing I’ve watched

  • @MUMSUniverse
    @MUMSUniverse Před 5 lety +14

    Just watched this after a long day & it made me laugh. 😄😊

  • @mikepo6042
    @mikepo6042 Před 5 lety +2

    When i fix the god dam drive shaft

  • @shyextrovert5972
    @shyextrovert5972 Před 6 lety +10

    ... Get out.

  • @brandonredboy4514
    @brandonredboy4514 Před 3 lety +2

    "You're a real moonshiner now you sonofabitch!" Holy fuck😂😂

  • @fungicopia9230
    @fungicopia9230 Před 5 lety +1

    "You are my kin... And I will let you drive my Camero, when I fix the GAWdang drive shaft"

  • @Thehumblehousehusband9496

    I love the fact that Clancy brown was the voice of the store clerk!! Lex luthor, people person, alcoholics best friend!!

  • @hiascaras
    @hiascaras Před 3 lety

    Best episode ever

  • @jjportala
    @jjportala Před 4 lety +2

    Bob Todd is the best character in American Dad history.

  • @SageoftheForlornPath
    @SageoftheForlornPath Před rokem +2

    3:20 I often make these sound effects when I'm alone.

  • @monkeycat48
    @monkeycat48 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s a good thing he ran into someone who was voiced by Tom Clancy!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @MyMonsterguy
    @MyMonsterguy Před 7 lety +79

    Season 6 Episode 8

  • @nickvanderpool7434
    @nickvanderpool7434 Před 2 lety +2

    I would have gotten so much further in life if more lessons had been Donkey Kong based...

  • @loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015

    I want weed so powerful that just the tiniest hit sends you on a crazy adventure lasting for days, filled with humor and self discovery and excitement. Like a sudden shock of extreme thc that doesnt green you out but goes beyond that. Trapping you in an extreme high that seemingly lasts forever, and having just tried the strain once, your brain will permanently never be the same ever again.

  • @LinkTardis
    @LinkTardis Před 2 lety +2

    If he took rogers money he could have fixed the drive shaft LOL

  • @sixoclock4436
    @sixoclock4436 Před 5 lety +1

    "and i will let you drive my Camero, when i fix the goddang driveshaft!"

  • @bk_shrooms7993
    @bk_shrooms7993 Před 5 lety

    The last few seconds were the most relatable

  • @hankhill1304
    @hankhill1304 Před 5 lety +1

    What a nice man

  • @kiki4910
    @kiki4910 Před 2 lety

    When a side mission feels like part of the main quest

  • @thefoxmusicchannel3981
    @thefoxmusicchannel3981 Před 6 lety +2

    I died at the camaro 😂

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 Před 3 lety +1

    IF YOU HOLLER “MR. WILLIAMS”, I WON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!

  • @8-bithaunted525
    @8-bithaunted525 Před rokem

    that og donkey kong game scene brought back to many painful memorys i was bad at it

  • @AdolfHitler-ij3ok
    @AdolfHitler-ij3ok Před 6 lety

    All the call me bert bert hilarious!!

  • @kei.s7077
    @kei.s7077 Před 5 lety +1

    Ooh boy,that drive shaft

  • @goleo353
    @goleo353 Před 2 lety

    "it is my gift for you"

  • @paulpeterson8969
    @paulpeterson8969 Před 5 lety +4

    "Ain't no need to prostrate yourself" that's what she told me ........ 🤔 how uncanny

  • @Misunderstoodmedia2810
    @Misunderstoodmedia2810 Před 4 lety +3

    Okay so today I was given several bottles of hard liquor spirits from the 1970s , now I'm drinking them and this scene is so relevant

  • @simpleways2506
    @simpleways2506 Před 5 lety +3

    beenka beenka bonk!! beenka beenka bonk!!

  • @WickedFireBird69
    @WickedFireBird69 Před 2 lety +1

    I was really hoping Bob Todd was going to become a recurring character, but I think this was his one and only appearance!

  • @TheKidblazer1
    @TheKidblazer1 Před 7 lety +1

    becuz of this i am asured 1 thing and learned another, 1st roger is insane, the other dont mess with roger's buzz