I remember calling and telling them there's a car in our yard with 4 males wearing balaclavas and I was told to go and assess the situation first. A van arrived 2 hours later.
True story. My car got broken into and they took 2 hours to come. When they did finally come, the one officer asked me if my car sleeps here everyday 👮♂️🤦♀️
One of my fav is when the policeman actually showed up on time eh they were like 6 or 5 robbers next door to my school eh everyone was looking at the police chase down 2 men like 👮♀️🚔🏃♀️🏃♂️
LOL this hits home. I was in a hit-and-run car accident. And when I drove myself to the police station they told me there are no vans, it's all broken.
How accurate is this. I’m so depressed watching this😞 a person can literally die. I always listen to 911 audios from the states and how quick they attend the community. Our country has failed us. Well done @lasizwe🙌🏼
First call "let them do what they want and there are no vans"😕😕 Second call "there is a party and they are drinking alcohol lets go bayasijwayela" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the clapping of hands and how enthusiastic she got when she heard the word party :) :) "and they drinking yoh yoh yoh!!!! call everybody backup let's go..."
My house got robbed when I was in grade 5, I was alone in the house and I was sleeping. I'm glad they didn't touch me or enter my room, but my mother filed a report and we heard nothing from them. They really don't even try, they file the report and act as if they're gonna do something
@@GrannyKelly07 Zambia. Talking of vans being the victim you have to provide transportation for the local police to save you. They only have cars when they are breaking up rallies and during covid lockdown it was events that got the special treatment too. He always has a funny way to point out real life problems. I love it.
I swear its an African thing.. atleast SA have working emergency line in Kenya the call never goes through and if you are luck enough to have your call answered its either the vehicle has no fuel or it has broken down.
The sad truth of how our South African Police Service truly is, I'm certain they waiting for someone to get away with your belongings, steal your car, rape you or murder you before they can assist you. This is insanely ridiculous, the SAPS really needs to step up honestly!
We were having a domestic issue, the person took all our car keys, blocked the driveway and locked the gate. We couldn’t go anywhere and we were scared. We call the police and they told us to bring him to the police station.
It's the entire Africa, one's house can catch 🔥 and report that immediately but it would have to burn down before the brigade can show up to put it out. Emergency healthcare and thefts are no exception.
I am sooo grateful that my experience with the police up until now has been caring, compassionate and helpful. With all that are dealing with here in Bellville, from child kidnappings and rape to shootings and robberies, they still treated my small complaints with respect.
I’ve also had that. And the other station doesn’t answer. It seems you’re safer just pretending to be asleep and letting the criminals steal your car or belongings.
I remember this day,i went to the police station to report something, the officer said we will call you as soon as we have vans and he also said do you use MTN or vodacom ,if you use MTN i cant call you 😦😦 Just imagine
Accurate AF. Today there was a altercation with the neighbors, the daughter beating up her mother. The police and ambulance we're called because of the severity of the situation. My goodness we waited, by the time they came, we had already did what we could do. And sent them back out of frustration, SAPS priorities ama party over real life situations Nxa!!!
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This is funny and all, but it hits hard because this is really how the South African police force are😔
You know it
Yeah😔
Frr
Srsly you can joke about it and all mara its honestly sooo srsly bad
Sad but so true 😭😭😭
I swear Lasizwe studies South Africa and its people everyday and gets distinctions
😅❤️Too much
Someone should his material for a SA Sociology Thesis... I'm ready to read it 🤣🤣🤣
So true
He is the best, funny guy he is
Seriously 😂😂😂😂
I know this is accurate cause she aksed bout Vetkoek and felt insulted for being expected to do her job😂✋🏼💔
I hope the SAPS sees this and so they have an idea how much of a joke they are 😔
Yk entlek we should make this viral so they see that they are a joke
My local police station was literally robbed 2 weeks ago
Yeah you are right let us share this video on oir social platforms they will eventually see it
@@nomamhlanga2167 noo😂😂😂😂I don't want to laugh but yoh 😂😂😂 asikho safe shame
Guys, they wouldn’t care. We all know that.
I remember calling and telling them there's a car in our yard with 4 males wearing balaclavas and I was told to go and assess the situation first. A van arrived 2 hours later.
Yho imagine what would have happened
This is unbelievable, such incompetent 🚮
I felt chills reading this
Man, I has to sleep with a panic button next to the bed. It's too much, the police don't care
I am so sorry that you had to go through that. It's so traumatic. I hope you are alright 💔
This is legit the most depressing vid on this channel, cause this is really how they treat people, when people need help, public servants my A
Joh, that Generation's theme song-
What a throwback
I mean 💃💃💃
The Nostalgia
Takes you back to the good ol' days😭
I know. I haven’t heard it in so many years but immediately recognized it.
" go assess the situation and treat them with respect " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"be respectful towards them" nka screamer gore 😭😭😭😭😭
"and then call us again and tell us what happened"
Lmao bathong!
Hiiiiiii! 😣, Hiiiii! 😣
Why is this so accurate though 🙃
Right, and how racist they are too 🙃
Hope you're well and having a beautiful and safe day though😋
@@Cassxowary how are they being racist
Would also like to know.
Time to communicate with all cultural groups and see how all people are treated and what is their overall feelings
"I don't satisfy Affidavits" 🤣🤣💀💀😆😆
I love how chill the mannequin is 😂✋🏼
Also, shame! It has a sunburn! Or a birthmark.
True story. My car got broken into and they took 2 hours to come. When they did finally come, the one officer asked me if my car sleeps here everyday 👮♂️🤦♀️
😂😂😂😂 🤦🏾
Not her hanging up and asking Thembi about amagwinya 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
And say uyangijwayela lo😅😂🤣
@@nqubekophewa2295 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😭"You are not the first person to experience crime"
Is it not me getting emotional, knowing that this is a reality to many South Africans.
Oh Lasizwe what a talent bhuti❤💯🔥.
One of my fav is when the policeman actually showed up on time eh they were like 6 or 5 robbers next door to my school eh everyone was looking at the police chase down 2 men like 👮♀️🚔🏃♀️🏃♂️
not her saying come back and tell us what happened🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL this hits home. I was in a hit-and-run car accident. And when I drove myself to the police station they told me there are no vans, it's all broken.
Wowwww🚮
Love how the police spice up their jobs by playing teacher, accountant, therapist- just to explain how they can't help you💀
We know they wanna stay away from FNB… how can’t we help you
Shes sooo interested in the party.Cyril "Ramapisi"🤣🤣🤣
Bathong the blow dryer 😭😭😭 it’s the creativity for me 🤣🤣🤣
Americans:we have the best comedy around
Lasizwe: hold my tea
YASS preach
How accurate is this. I’m so depressed watching this😞 a person can literally die. I always listen to 911 audios from the states and how quick they attend the community. Our country has failed us. Well done @lasizwe🙌🏼
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She got a gun for a hairdryer classic 😂🤣😂
Yho the accuracy 😭😭😂dark humour at it’s best 🔥
"... treat them with respect and kindness"🙆♀️🤣🤣
Ndingafa
Say there’s food and coke and they’ll rush to the house. 😂
First call "let them do what they want and there are no vans"😕😕
Second call "there is a party and they are drinking alcohol lets go bayasijwayela" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the clapping of hands and how enthusiastic she got when she heard the word party :) :) "and they drinking yoh yoh yoh!!!! call everybody backup let's go..."
My house got robbed when I was in grade 5, I was alone in the house and I was sleeping. I'm glad they didn't touch me or enter my room, but my mother filed a report and we heard nothing from them. They really don't even try, they file the report and act as if they're gonna do something
It doesn't only happen in South Africa. It happens in my country too. Maybe its just an African thing 😂😂😂
Lol our police forces are just kak which county you from??
@@GrannyKelly07 Zambia. Talking of vans being the victim you have to provide transportation for the local police to save you. They only have cars when they are breaking up rallies and during covid lockdown it was events that got the special treatment too. He always has a funny way to point out real life problems. I love it.
Yooo!! It might just be an African thing! 😂😂😂😂 Especially with the parties after curfew
I swear its an African thing.. atleast SA have working emergency line in Kenya the call never goes through and if you are luck enough to have your call answered its either the vehicle has no fuel or it has broken down.
@@aphiestevacy I knew you were zambian 🤣 pa zed you can cry. I get shocked when they solve crimes.
This man always makes my day
"There's no police vans available" They told my family that once 🙃
The soaks and the hairdryer 😂😂😂😂not lasizwe using refuse bags to stamp 😂😂😂😂I’m died
It's shows that we are alone in this country, mara we have private security companies for a reason, SAPS is useless sometimes
Some of us can't afford that luxury
Most of the time
They are useless all the time actually
Bheki Cele has 24 hours to respond!!
The last couple of times I had to phone the police they didn't even answer 😂
Laziswe why the wig holder😭😂😂😂😭
For hitting the burgers 😂😂😂🤣🤣
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lasizwe holding on to the dummy like the card declina at checkout.
THE part "yamagwinya asakhona kwimicrowave?" while still on a crc call killed me
This reminds of the time my fon got stolen. I reported and opened a case kwaphelela lapho. They never even went to look at d footage.
Same
The sad truth of how our South African Police Service truly is, I'm certain they waiting for someone to get away with your belongings, steal your car, rape you or murder you before they can assist you. This is insanely ridiculous, the SAPS really needs to step up honestly!
"English is a mothers tongue" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 I'm dead
Its a language...
Were my notification gangs at😂
"you act like you haven't had people in your house" 🤣🤣
We all know when they say no VANS😂😂😂
Lmfao. "YOU KNOW ENGLISH IS A MOTHERZ TONGUE"😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣#dead!
Yoh🙆... I'm dead beyond deader😂😂💀
Aii the old generation song 😅😅😅😅😅
I keep on rewinding
"you know English is a mother's tongue, it's a language" 😂😂😂😂😂🤦♀️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
“...treat them with respect” hhayini 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As for satisfying affidavit 🤣🤣🤣🤣Lasizwe is too good🔥I’m just starting with this video and already I’m laughing😂
As for treat them with Kindness 😂😂😂😂
It's the sound of Generations that sent me!
Hey bathong😂😂🤣🙆♀️Lasizwe and his props!!! The stamp, the siren!!!!🤣🤣
Our South African Police Service for you.. I remember when they broke into our home they took forever to come ... we gave on the case shame..
Same here. 4 times they broke in. All 4 times the police just didn't care
She is worried about fat-cakes! 😭🤣
Thanks Lasizwe😊❤️
Go assess the situation... Haibo Sisi 😲😲🤣🤣
And that hairdryer for a gun took me out
I remember calling the cops in 1986. Still waiting for them to arrive 😂😂😂
We were having a domestic issue, the person took all our car keys, blocked the driveway and locked the gate. We couldn’t go anywhere and we were scared. We call the police and they told us to bring him to the police station.
Yooo
Horribleness 💔
I'm sorry But this comment made me laugh 😭😭😭 What kind of police is this💀💔
@@natsudragnir6678 you have no idea . Everyone here is on" fight for yourself" mood. Its really is funny heyy 😅😶😑
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😳
This is 100% Zambian police🇿🇲🇿🇲 it's either the van has no fuel most of the time the emergency call even goes unanswered. 😂😂
English is a mothers tongue, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 its a language.. Lasizwe, "untuvanately", you did it again!!! 😂🙈
This is 9999999999% true, I really hate living in South Africa
It's the entire Africa, one's house can catch 🔥 and report that immediately but it would have to burn down before the brigade can show up to put it out. Emergency healthcare and thefts are no exception.
@@Henry-cf4oo yessir
Ureshen emigrate to Australia/New Zealand🙄😒
JUST LEAVE.. WHY U STILL HERE..
So u guys r mad coz he said he hates living here? Very mature. Maybe he doesn't have the money to relocate 🤷♂️
“There’s a party”😂😂😂
The police lady has two different earnings on and the police vans are busy😂😂😂😂
I literally have anxiety watching this. It's so accurate 💯🤣
I am sooo grateful that my experience with the police up until now has been caring, compassionate and helpful. With all that are dealing with here in Bellville, from child kidnappings and rape to shootings and robberies, they still treated my small complaints with respect.
thinking about the time i called an ambulance and this one lady at the police station told me to phone another police station
I’ve also had that. And the other station doesn’t answer. It seems you’re safer just pretending to be asleep and letting the criminals steal your car or belongings.
Wow this was amazing the disappointment in her face 'so you are not coming' 😂💀
The hair dryer it's a gun? 😂😂😂😂
Hair dryer😂😂😂😂
It’s being constant for me 😂😂❤️❤️
That affidavit stamp killed me🤣🤣🤣
The last part was such a shocking twist 💀 😂 🤣 😐
"go access the situation" 😂😂😂
Lasizwe wathi "Cyril Ramapizi " 💀💀💀😭😭😭 yini ngawe Lasizwe
When they started showing generations again🤣🤣
Lol i thought i was the first one😂😂😂oh and lasizwe notice me!!!!
not my lovely Granny sayin 'aningibukisa uNomatrinsila' LMAO..Lasizwe is whole vibe!!
There's never been a vid so accurate 😂🤣😭 This is 10000% true, and a recommendation, pls make a vid on Home Affairs I bet that would be gold❤️ thanx
The way he stamped with the bin bag
It's the stamp for me🤣🤣🤣
That "Uyangjwayela lona" 😭😂😂😭
Liked before even watching..i know he never disappoint 💃
Not that lady using refuse plastic bags as a stamp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what really happens like it’s so accurate 🤞😂but it sad 😞
It's the gun being the hairdryer for me🤣🤣🙌🙌🔥🔥
I remember this day,i went to the police station to report something, the officer said we will call you as soon as we have vans and he also said do you use MTN or vodacom ,if you use MTN i cant call you 😦😦
Just imagine
This is unbelievably sad. 😭😳 The reality of many South Africans.
Thank you Lasizwe
Nomatrikavenzi 😹😹😹😹😹
My love❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"let them do what they g"otta do.💀🤣💀🤣
The fact that there are more worried about people having a nice time than women dying 😔😭
The reason femicide is high
Bathong the Gene-theme song! Ka gopola Dlomo right away❣
Spring cleaning caught up with me I can't believe l missed notification gang gang😭❤️🔥
I love lasizwe for free,his creativity always ignite a loud laughter from ears hehehe
Does 10111 still works mara😂😂😂
Accurate AF. Today there was a altercation with the neighbors, the daughter beating up her mother. The police and ambulance we're called because of the severity of the situation.
My goodness we waited, by the time they came, we had already did what we could do. And sent them back out of frustration, SAPS priorities ama party over real life situations Nxa!!!
This once happened to me
I'll not go into details
But I was so embarressed that evening😂😂😂😂those who live in South surely get mewe suffer here
this is a sad reality
the hair dryer though 😂😂😂🤣