"We Can Fight With Our Police" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

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  • @trevornoah
    @trevornoah  Před 4 lety +3598

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • @eunice8116
      @eunice8116 Před 4 lety +24

      I'm subscribed 💗👌

    • @Interneter1245
      @Interneter1245 Před 4 lety +7

      Andy Samberg doing a collab with you would be one helluva standup

    • @RichardMaumbe
      @RichardMaumbe Před 4 lety +7

      Thanks Malume Trevor!

    • @TheTwan85
      @TheTwan85 Před 4 lety +7

      Why we want free things on free things?
      Why do youtubers want paid things on paid things? (in general, not you)
      They stretch 8 minute videos so they get to 10:01 for an additional add spot. Then we get youtube premium or an adblocker. So they get sponsors and put a sponsor spot IN the video, and on top of that you can join their patreon or channel for extra perks...

    • @EyesOfByes
      @EyesOfByes Před 4 lety +4

      YOU ARE AMAZING!!

  • @therealsteve3354
    @therealsteve3354 Před 4 lety +12563

    You can bribe South African police with a cold drink on a cold day ... lol gotta love my people lool

    • @trevornoah
      @trevornoah  Před 4 lety +1738

      😂

    • @firmanjati
      @firmanjati Před 4 lety +541

      Oh, that's why the audience was laughing so hard..

    • @Roderick789
      @Roderick789 Před 4 lety +167

      You can in Venezuela too hahaha

    • @wangecieva5349
      @wangecieva5349 Před 4 lety +355

      Lol but in Kenya they ask for tea instead 😂😂😂

    • @sangeet9586
      @sangeet9586 Před 4 lety +58

      @@Chris-rg6nm that's the real one, yes

  • @yashbutala5521
    @yashbutala5521 Před 4 lety +3939

    If anyone noticed.... He acts with left hand driver side in the States and right driver side in South Africa.

    • @Legominder
      @Legominder Před 4 lety +324

      Yeah also noticed. He's really imagining the situations realistically!

    • @DFC505
      @DFC505 Před 4 lety +136

      Amazing detail

    • @vibhorrayaal4805
      @vibhorrayaal4805 Před 4 lety +30

      all countries ruled by British/whites hv right-side drivin stuff

    • @spjn5374
      @spjn5374 Před 4 lety +10

      @@vibhorrayaal4805 Yeah like the british right?

    • @RacquetRob
      @RacquetRob Před 4 lety +25

      @@vibhorrayaal4805 some former British colonies have right-hand traffic (with the steering wheel on the left side), including Nigeria and Canada

  • @allitadawn
    @allitadawn Před rokem +485

    I am South African and my dad and I had a conversation just like this recently. He told me that the police here are more corrupt but in America the police have more anger issues. He told me that the police here don't shoot cause then we can't pay them. His very words were "It's more expensive here but at least it's service with a smile."

    • @randomguy2108
      @randomguy2108 Před rokem +53

      We have corrupt police in Malaysia too, where it's almost common courtesy that if you get pulled over you have to bribe the police, and you can even bargain and ask for a cheaper price if you are good at it hahaha. I would take that any day over a police that might threaten my life.

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi Před 9 měsíci +11

      ​@@randomguy2108So you're saying the following exchange might work?
      "I pulled you over because you were speeding."
      "A thousand Ringgit says I wasn't speeding."
      "Sir this offense is clearly 2000 Ringgit."
      "It's 800 at best but I'm feeling generous today."

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Better to cough up some $ (SA) than to cough up some blood (US)

    • @kodoklengket
      @kodoklengket Před 20 dny

      Same in Indonesia. Police generals here are filthy rich. There is saying here: if you loose a goat and report it to the police, you will end up loosing a cow. Hey but at least they don’t shoot you.

  • @bhattkishan9
    @bhattkishan9 Před 3 lety +566

    In South Africa, it's "cold drink", in Kenya, it's "chai"
    😂.

    • @jai598
      @jai598 Před 3 lety +77

      Chai is also an indian word for tea and bribe.

    • @RohitKumar-nl8dl
      @RohitKumar-nl8dl Před 2 lety +41

      Here in India too, it's "Chai-Paani" = "Tea-Water"

    • @ertitoo
      @ertitoo Před 2 lety +28

      In Mozambique its "refresco" which literally translates to something like "refreshment" 😂

    • @prod.youngsensai
      @prod.youngsensai Před 2 lety +15

      @@jai598 in Swahili it also translates to tea

    • @prajwalh8823
      @prajwalh8823 Před 2 lety +17

      I think Kenya and India have many things in common.
      Like "chai" meaning Tea and also bribe
      " Chappati"-South Indian Dish.

  • @mfundo6619
    @mfundo6619 Před 4 lety +2173

    "Ey man, I ain't coming out, I'm innocent!"
    "I said hello. Can't you hear that I'm greeting you?"

    • @fengxi4752
      @fengxi4752 Před 4 lety +39

      Hahaha greetings is everything 😁🙌

    • @elmalleable
      @elmalleable Před 4 lety +43

      @@fengxi4752 the only place where you can get into more trouble for not greeting

    • @milandiu5455
      @milandiu5455 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TVIBtheIntelectual
      @TVIBtheIntelectual Před 4 lety +23

      Abuti okae? Ke Teng Ne o reng?😂

    • @lesedikhalo531
      @lesedikhalo531 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TVIBtheIntelectual 😂😂😂 Ne oreng?? You don't play like that, here you greet

  • @david_legodi
    @david_legodi Před 4 lety +9090

    I'd like to see Trevor Noah hosting the Oscars

  • @MandeepKaur-fe3vl
    @MandeepKaur-fe3vl Před 2 lety +283

    I am Indian and honestly I have no idea regarding what happens in South Africa. Here I am, laughing like crazy person. You are too good. Good work.

    • @Mayank93000
      @Mayank93000 Před rokem +11

      But we know what is in India
      ''500 ki patti de aur bhaag yaha se"

    • @reckoning818
      @reckoning818 Před rokem

      Gosh why are indians EVERYWHERE??!

    • @KumarNikhils
      @KumarNikhils Před 8 měsíci

      Did you never paid chai paani or faced unprecedented checks before festival season

  • @aqimjulayhi8798
    @aqimjulayhi8798 Před 2 lety +15

    I notice the little things when he was playing the SA cop and the US cop. When being the SA cop, he faces left as if the driver is sitting on the right. As the US cop, it’s the reverse. Attention to little details like that makes you appreciate Trevor Noah’s performance.

  • @kimraudenbush427
    @kimraudenbush427 Před 4 lety +6321

    All the dislikes are from cops here in the U.S.

    • @juancano6432
      @juancano6432 Před 4 lety +17

      Kim Raudenbush 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HArDYraven
      @HArDYraven Před 4 lety +37

      F*** them :)

    • @WaxxyOne
      @WaxxyOne Před 4 lety +45

      Or law-abiding citizens that respect police and know the picture being painted here is the worst kind of exaggeration.

    • @Somd55
      @Somd55 Před 4 lety +34

      Not true. Been driving for 20 + years, not once was a cop a dick, do pls don’t generalize

    • @shellaverayo4342
      @shellaverayo4342 Před 4 lety +3

      I'm thinking the same. 😂LOL

  • @sheehanramdeyal3702
    @sheehanramdeyal3702 Před 4 lety +3917

    Trevor reaches his optimum Humor when he does South African Jokes.

    • @sowhat1273
      @sowhat1273 Před 4 lety +51

      Sheehan Ramdeyal agreed, he is at home.

    • @callilope15
      @callilope15 Před 4 lety +9

      Word

    • @jen9774
      @jen9774 Před 4 lety +66

      Cos we're a funny bunch of folks. Up the rainbow nation.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

    • @francoiswilliams
      @francoiswilliams Před 4 lety +28

      Very true, the american humour is sooo lame...

    • @sramz2379
      @sramz2379 Před 4 lety +1

      @@sowhat1273 I sure am

  • @yvetteowo5318
    @yvetteowo5318 Před 7 měsíci +30

    Love me some Trevor. His jokes are always so clever. He's the most consistent comedian!

  • @Ronny65287
    @Ronny65287 Před 3 lety +29

    Loved his older shows..the new stuff is good but the old shows done in SA were pure comedy gold!

  • @pragmatic_dreamer
    @pragmatic_dreamer Před 4 lety +4304

    I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

    • @optoms1178
      @optoms1178 Před 3 lety +17

      Facts!!

    • @DanielOrtiz-dl8eo
      @DanielOrtiz-dl8eo Před 2 lety +15

      He has a gift for it

    • @aobakweCup326D
      @aobakweCup326D Před 2 lety +14

      Its satire, social commentary plus comedy

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 Před 2 lety +7

      that skill is not unique to him. the most talented comedians usually find a way to do so. like Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, George Carlin, they all spoke about social issues in the form of jokes. Politicians will of course keep silent, they are comfy cowards.

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler Před 2 lety +10

      It's not just issues with the police. People are very paranoid in general in the US. People need chill pills.

  • @eggystax4681
    @eggystax4681 Před 4 lety +3816

    His American policeman voice sounds exactly like my ex boyfriend who also happens to be a cop 😂😂😂

  • @monicaarcena9970
    @monicaarcena9970 Před 2 lety +70

    I admire this person, his not just a comedian rather a truth teller and I'm loving it. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @lonamisa834
    @lonamisa834 Před 3 lety +12

    "Yo dude shut up
    Yo dude shut up. " At 3:08 I'm dead... The way he's saying that... 😂😂

  • @sciencenerd777
    @sciencenerd777 Před 4 lety +3303

    His white man's voice is on point I can't even.

    • @amandaskywalker7331
      @amandaskywalker7331 Před 4 lety +114

      Trevor can nail any accent. He can do multiple English accents too, like Northern England. He's amazing.

    • @rebeccasimantov5476
      @rebeccasimantov5476 Před 4 lety +40

      @@amandaskywalker7331 He can do a pretty good Aussie accent as well...not an easy one to do!

    • @malkhaz.jokhadze
      @malkhaz.jokhadze Před 4 lety +4

      you cannot even what?

    • @rebeccasimantov5476
      @rebeccasimantov5476 Před 4 lety +15

      @@malkhaz.jokhadze It's an expression which means the thing you are talking about is THAT good...in this case Trevor Noah's impersonation of a white man's voice...
      I think this term/expression would only be used by native English speakers (and mostly in the US)

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly mee too, I can’t even.

  • @lebogangmoutlane
    @lebogangmoutlane Před 3 lety +3518

    “One of the biggest things I appreciate in South Africa since moving to the US is the civil relationship we have with our police. We can argue with our police in South Africa with not one thought of losing your life!”

    • @aquibalamLUMOS
      @aquibalamLUMOS Před 3 lety +86

      I think all this is somehow related to gun law in the country apart from the obvious racism & bias from bullying police

    • @mwafrikahalisi2549
      @mwafrikahalisi2549 Před 3 lety +33

      White people argue with the police all the time in America.

    • @happytobeme1983
      @happytobeme1983 Před 3 lety +54

      You can argue with police in South Africa but you better have money to buy your way out of being arrested

    • @nlocnil3602
      @nlocnil3602 Před 3 lety +56

      @@aquibalamLUMOS south africa also has a lot of guns. In fact we might have the highest citizen gun ownership in Africa. Our gun culture is different though. Americans make it part of an identity and philosophy and we don't. We might have lots of violent crime because of guns but the culture around ownership is very careful.

    • @xiufengjin7321
      @xiufengjin7321 Před 3 lety +11

      I do argue with police in Texas, I'm Asian

  • @valeriag9443
    @valeriag9443 Před 2 lety +24

    My mom got pulled over in Mexico as we were leaving to go home and we called my cousin’s husband who’s a cameraman and has pull with cops to help us get out of a ticket. It was so funny to see the cop turn off his camera and accept a bribe after a couple minutes of him being very professional

  • @bhawarsuthar5104
    @bhawarsuthar5104 Před 2 lety +11

    Trevor is the best imitator I have ever come across. Loads of love from 🇮🇳

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 4 lety +540

    *"Did you not check your notes before you came?"* 😂

  • @conorlim792
    @conorlim792 Před 4 lety +496

    "If it was Pac-Man you have an extra life now huh?"
    I die, Trevor is too funny

  • @mkhululimoyo5203
    @mkhululimoyo5203 Před rokem +6

    "There is another option. It involves a cold drink." That part made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItsSue7
    @ItsSue7 Před 7 měsíci +1

    He said Sargent Mathebula...am proud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BarryWaterlow
    @BarryWaterlow Před 3 lety +4507

    *Brilliant. The US should hire more South African police.*

    • @sthapebarksdale7771
      @sthapebarksdale7771 Před 3 lety +75

      Police killings of innocent people are undercovered in South Africa.
      Rather hire the South African media.

    • @divinemoyo1720
      @divinemoyo1720 Před 3 lety +9

      Most African cops are similar in Zimbabwe its not a drink more of food

    • @niccin9526
      @niccin9526 Před 3 lety +11

      Yea Johannesburg 400 office buildings stolen and filled with shit

    • @lizwimchunu7234
      @lizwimchunu7234 Před 3 lety +28

      Be careful what you wish for...

    • @darthsidian5752
      @darthsidian5752 Před 3 lety +10

      lol no you don't.

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA Před 4 lety +992

    "You!" *bang bang* "Freeze!" ...did I get that order, right?

    • @valeriapaz8346
      @valeriapaz8346 Před 4 lety +19

      Yes and after you fall to the ground then they tell you to put your hands up

    • @rosrychaplet
      @rosrychaplet Před 4 lety

      Freeze. Police.

    • @ivanlee1673
      @ivanlee1673 Před 4 lety +2

      Well , it is also the Hong Kong 's order now

    • @shawnxiao5934
      @shawnxiao5934 Před 4 lety

      @@ivanlee1673 hahaha, you assholes deserve that

    • @qs987
      @qs987 Před 4 lety

      @@shawnxiao5934 deserve what?

  • @aarongodwin5653
    @aarongodwin5653 Před 3 lety +22

    Absolutely incredible!! His delivery is on point, what story teller!

  • @waterbender20071
    @waterbender20071 Před 3 měsíci +2

    That is so true !! totally on point .

  • @MF-ep8ky
    @MF-ep8ky Před 4 lety +844

    "There's another option , it involves a cold drink " 😂😂😂😂

    • @VarrialeAndrea
      @VarrialeAndrea Před 4 lety +19

      :) I didn't get the reference! What's it about?

    • @NaderBelaid
      @NaderBelaid Před 4 lety +72

      @@VarrialeAndrea You can bribe south african police with a cold drink 😂

    • @VarrialeAndrea
      @VarrialeAndrea Před 4 lety +13

      @@NaderBelaid good to know!

    • @presh2011y
      @presh2011y Před 4 lety +75

      Nader Belaid it’s not really a cold drink, it’s money but they refer to it as “cold drink “

    • @ramansingh2052
      @ramansingh2052 Před 4 lety

      💯

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich Před 4 lety +4845

    When you realize, you'd rather like your police to be corrupt then whatever the hell is going on in the States... 😳

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Před 4 lety +276

      Well, police are corrupt in the states

    • @bean_enthusiast
      @bean_enthusiast Před 4 lety +338

      Our police force is corrupt just a worse kind of corrupt.

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich Před 4 lety +23

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 well put 👍😏

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich Před 4 lety +59

      @@bean_enthusiast I can feel the truth (and hurt) in your tone... Bless you guys. I pray for the light of human decency and lite corruptness in traffic violations shines on your great country soon. 🙏

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 Před 4 lety +20

      People forget that the police see the worst of people as a job so when they in a tense situation they act the way they are usually forced to. And people usually make it worse by resisting. If every person were to just follow the police’s institutions and not make any sudden movements this wouldn’t be a problem in the first place. Every time i watch these “police brutality” videos, this is how it usually goes down.

  • @vimanauluvokavoka2220
    @vimanauluvokavoka2220 Před rokem +2

    Love love African accent-love from Fiji 🇫🇯.Trevor Noah you too funny man 😂😂 visit Fiji..

  • @simbarasherhosa5109
    @simbarasherhosa5109 Před rokem +18

    I can't stop laughing, even after watching it over and over again...... Trevor is the best

  • @thejibooty5993
    @thejibooty5993 Před 4 lety +227

    Trevor is so cute when he giggles at his own jokes

  • @hettrivedi5739
    @hettrivedi5739 Před 4 lety +3124

    Police in India: do you know my friend why i pulled you over?
    Guy: for a hundred bucks?
    Police: ding ding dinggggg, now get moving

    • @mrj8940
      @mrj8940 Před 4 lety +184

      Chances of Indian police getting shot after stopping a car ..... are 0.00000001 %
      Whereas Americans..... You know

    • @hettrivedi5739
      @hettrivedi5739 Před 4 lety +238

      @@mrj8940 lol yes😂 indian police is very polite, just underpaid by our government.
      If you give them extra "payment" for a case they will work night and day but get your stuff resolved

    • @Akelehimarenge
      @Akelehimarenge Před 4 lety +88

      Not in Delhi any more, they straight up give you challan or tickets. Govt is now paying them incentives for each ticket.

    • @palamidagheo4520
      @palamidagheo4520 Před 4 lety +64

      @@Akelehimarenge so now they have incentives to ticket you for no reason

    • @sehajsandhu6491
      @sehajsandhu6491 Před 4 lety +40

      @@Akelehimarenge same in Chandigarh,but they are really polite and decent

  • @SamVieiraGuitar
    @SamVieiraGuitar Před 2 lety

    He is a great story teller. There are so many gold nuggets along the way.

  • @theironsmith1
    @theironsmith1 Před 5 měsíci +1

    6:47 "There's another option... it involves a cold drink" 😂😂😂😂

  • @javercooke9649
    @javercooke9649 Před 4 lety +1242

    In Jamaica traffic police ask "left" (for money, bribe) or "right" (they Write a ticket).... they give us options

  • @careless_winner
    @careless_winner Před 4 lety +495

    “Show me your gun”
    “Woah woah woah woah not that gun”
    😂😂😂

    • @juancano6432
      @juancano6432 Před 4 lety

      Darcadus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WaxxyOne
      @WaxxyOne Před 4 lety

      No cop's going to pull out his gun just because the person they've pulled over asked them to. Also, they wear it in a holster on their hip, it's not like they're hiding it. Cute joke, but zero reality to it.

    • @Reno
      @Reno Před 4 lety +5

      ^ When you don't get the joke or you act like you didn't get the joke because for some reason you are offended.
      The joke is simple. He is saying that american police is itching to pull the gun. They are trigger happy and will pull it at every chance they get/given any excuse. That's the joke. And even if that does not sound realistic to you for whatever reason, jokes tend to exaggerate sometimes. Jeez.

    • @juliocabrera2567
      @juliocabrera2567 Před 4 lety +1

      Is that your or are you just happy to see me

    • @vietster1141991
      @vietster1141991 Před 4 lety

      @@WaxxyOne The zero reality is that he got pulled over and didn't end up in a body bag because the cop feared for his life

  • @trevortoy3427
    @trevortoy3427 Před 2 lety +3

    Aw man I just immigrated and was feeling so homesick. This really cheered me up. Thanks Trevor

  • @rhkafunnyhistory3944
    @rhkafunnyhistory3944 Před 2 lety +1

    I just love your sense of sensibility

  • @ADiTYA-qx8iw
    @ADiTYA-qx8iw Před 3 lety +6622

    Here in India police never shoot anyone cuz firstly they don't have gun and even if they do , it won't be in working condition 😂

    • @user24233
      @user24233 Před 3 lety +209

      We are lucky man😍

    • @aryanbasumata9444
      @aryanbasumata9444 Před 3 lety +860

      They use sticks to beat the hell out of us tho

    • @krushna4181
      @krushna4181 Před 3 lety +378

      Have you ever got a taste of the fibre stick the police hold? You'll wish that you rather got shot.

    • @ADiTYA-qx8iw
      @ADiTYA-qx8iw Před 3 lety +209

      @@krushna4181 speaking from experience?😂

    • @krushna4181
      @krushna4181 Před 3 lety +393

      @@ADiTYA-qx8iw Yeah 😂 I wasn't able to sit and walk properly for four days.

  • @nnadozie6190
    @nnadozie6190 Před 4 lety +611

    I believe Nigerian police may have trained in South Africa! "Ah ah! Oga, it's nearly Christmas o! Help ya broda as we are outside in dis heat o!"😂

  • @alisamariaangelsanddemons4309

    That bit was hilariously true which is what makes it so flippin funny…😆🤣👏🏽

  • @hemantkl007
    @hemantkl007 Před rokem +10

    One of the best videos to make people aware about what's happening in the most developed country of the world. You rock Trevor ❤
    And yes, Americans do deserve better behaviour from their police forces.

  • @thequietrevolution7390
    @thequietrevolution7390 Před 4 lety +2165

    _"In Russia (if you work for government) YOU pull over Police."_ ~ *Yakov Smirnoff*

  • @h.u.9154
    @h.u.9154 Před 3 lety +1458

    His American accent is really good

    • @krisduarte4677
      @krisduarte4677 Před 3 lety +91

      In general he's quite good with accents👌🏼

    • @channieloll
      @channieloll Před 3 lety +1

      Thanks

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder Před 3 lety +44

      All of his accents are exceptional.

    • @Ashl0rd
      @Ashl0rd Před 3 lety +2

      Always has been

    • @highflyerl23
      @highflyerl23 Před 3 lety +17

      Its also an easy accent to do. You just have to sound stupid and priviledged

  • @haydave4884
    @haydave4884 Před 2 lety +4

    I miss South Africa with all my heart man

  • @brianthompson8364
    @brianthompson8364 Před 2 lety

    Amazing! Just quality, brilliance from start to finish.

  • @henrikzetterstrom278
    @henrikzetterstrom278 Před 3 lety +1881

    The Swedish police action when I was Speeding 125 KM/h on a 110 km/h highway.
    I saw this SAAB 95 Aero behind me for a km or so, one driver but no passages. Normally they are two in civil police cars, so I didn’t suspect it was a police car. But then the blue lights came on and I pulled over to the side of the road. The police man came to my car and asked me to come and sit in his police car in front seat.
    So I very surprised came to his car and opened the door and sat down beside the policeman.
    He started the conversation “How are you feeling”?
    I said “I am ok”
    He continued -“ do you feel stressed? Is everything ok with your family? “
    I was surprised again by his questions
    I. Replied “yes, it’s a little stressful with studies and work, but family is ok”
    He continued -“ ok good, what you study?”
    And we talked a little about that.
    Then he said -“here is a monitor where we can see how fast a car in front of me is driving, and here you can see it say 125 km/h but I take it down to 122 km/h. Do you confess that you were speeding?
    I said “yes I confess I was speeding”
    Then we talked some more, and he gave me a ticket of 2000 SEK around 220 dollars, and said “ you have one month to pay it, so don’t worry.”
    Then he wished me good luck with my studies and that I should breath more and take one thing at the time......
    That was probably the nicest traffic policeman on the planet... a older policeman close to pension, driving around and stopping speeding cars and making people to calm down and breath ....
    Amazing

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 Před 3 lety +44

      That sounds amazing

    • @tangent94
      @tangent94 Před 3 lety +52

      I am american. This feels fake. Like the moment you got in that cop car it shoulda been over. I dunno WHAT, but i know any cop acting friendly, asking abt your life and asking you to get into the vehicle... That's a trap.

    • @mwafrikahalisi2549
      @mwafrikahalisi2549 Před 3 lety +18

      @@tangent94 True! The same trap goes with government provided lawyers to those who cannot afford one.

    • @tangent94
      @tangent94 Před 3 lety +24

      @@mwafrikahalisi2549 yeah. I mean, i feel for those guys. From what I understand, they're abt as overworked as a food service employee during rush hour in late December. They're given so many cases and so little resources they functionally CAN'T do their job.

    • @Michael-ol2gv
      @Michael-ol2gv Před 3 lety +95

      @@tangent94 You say that because you've never spent a quality time anywhere but the US. Dont generalize, go out and visit other countries and see how their law enforcement behaves. You will be surprised to see that the world isnt as fraud as you expected it. BTW i live in Sweden. The police are genuinely nice and understanding. I have expericenced same thing as Henrik. Unless you are truely a threat they almost never shoot you.

  • @Neha____
    @Neha____ Před 4 lety +3070

    Three dislikes are from the US police 😂😂😂

  • @Naz-em7zr
    @Naz-em7zr Před 3 lety +2

    @06:48
    "There is another option ".!!!!
    Dont need back up words, for ur guts to implode 😂

  • @mahinkamran346
    @mahinkamran346 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the way he changes his accent

  • @warsscarsplanetmars
    @warsscarsplanetmars Před 3 lety +2853

    As someone who was in a relationship with a cop, I asked him why a cop will ask a person why they were pulled over. His words:
    “You can pull them over for a stop sign, or a broken taillight, whatever it is. But when you ask them, they may incriminate themselves with something else. Like speeding, registration, etc. The more you catch them on, the more good you as a cop look.”
    I have so many other stories on the psychological tricks they use. It’s so terrifying how the cops in the U.S. are trained not to help you.

    • @th5841
      @th5841 Před 3 lety +252

      In return they get the movement "Dont answer police questions! They will use everything you say against you. Stall them!"
      How productive is that?

    • @bubbleteaichooseyou
      @bubbleteaichooseyou Před 3 lety +106

      But apparently that method create more problem than it solves

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 Před 3 lety +113

      @@th5841 when the core of learning is evil. The product and it's cycle is too.

    • @alicemello2054
      @alicemello2054 Před 3 lety +58

      Tell us more Kelly!

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 Před 3 lety +73

      That's why you respond with a question. I don't know, was I speeding? Do I have a tail-light out or something?

  • @XXoviliaXX
    @XXoviliaXX Před 4 lety +448

    You *BFF BFF* FREEZE aww im dying i love your humour 🤣

  • @Tomee62538
    @Tomee62538 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love Trevor Noah, he brings joy to the world. He put South Africa on the map, wish he could run for president someday. ❤❤❤

  • @Dev-ky8fv
    @Dev-ky8fv Před rokem

    I love Trevor for his open minded and perspective.. 💚

  • @TheTororist
    @TheTororist Před 4 lety +652

    ''busy driving over here shoe-maker! (schumacher)''😂😂😂

  • @kerendupisanie8573
    @kerendupisanie8573 Před 4 lety +813

    I take my cops for granted here in SA I was literally in a screaming match the other day and I didn’t die ❤️

    • @amimieli1044
      @amimieli1044 Před 4 lety +43

      Gotta give them some consideration, we also can have extreme arguments with the police in morocco, but most people get that these traffic cops are basically treated by the governement as umbrellas, under the harsh sun and windy rain for low pay, no fucks given. Can they protest and strike? Nah

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 Před 3 lety +17

      Poopee, tf?? Relax u fucking 30 year old virgin, they said something that they thought was good and they don’t need to be called a stupid bitch

    • @kerendupisanie8573
      @kerendupisanie8573 Před 3 lety +5

      Poopee your mothers a bitch

    • @notsure7603
      @notsure7603 Před 3 lety +11

      Poopee let me guess, your one of America’s finest in law enforcement. The arrogant temperamental Nazi gangster bully that gives good cops a bad name. I mean it’s hard to be grateful when some Barney Fife writes you a ticket for going 5 over, after an unnecessary interrogation that’s leaves you shaken up and violated. I’m still grateful, even though Officer Barney Fife ruined my life by adding an expense I’m an able to afford. I guess the homeless should be grateful as there being told everyday to find a new location and that goes for people living in the car/van, imagine being put down, searched and harassed everyday. There are good and bad in everything and I have met a lot of really cool and understanding cops that truly care making a difference. I just think it’s sad that are people in law enforcement that really believe they are good cops, when they stoop as low as the criminal there trying to bust. I mean no morals willing to ruin innocent lives and even go against the constitution, doing whatever it takes to get the criminals and truly believes stands for something. Smh

    • @jaytat4219
      @jaytat4219 Před 3 lety +5

      I just love how Trevor Noah manages to do a funny stand up and at the same time address the social justice issues that even politicians try to avoid.

  • @boldbuzztv6608
    @boldbuzztv6608 Před 2 lety +5

    Trevor Noah my best comedian ever, I like how he passes information through comedy 👊🏼🔥

  • @gordenmg4966
    @gordenmg4966 Před 2 lety +2

    Trevor why are you telling the world how we do things here? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jewelthompson4017
    @jewelthompson4017 Před 4 lety +679

    What makes this guy different from order comedians, is his accent. He's really good in accents.

    • @hlengiwezungu8152
      @hlengiwezungu8152 Před 4 lety +40

      "Other" ana he's good at story telling without profanity

    • @cachano7
      @cachano7 Před 4 lety +20

      Gabriel Iglesias is another one!!

    • @crazynats367
      @crazynats367 Před 4 lety +33

      @@hlengiwezungu8152 and he's intelligent and informative

    • @rohittopno4423
      @rohittopno4423 Před 4 lety +1

      You should listen to Russell peters .. that guy does hell of a impressions

    • @tlotlisomoswane
      @tlotlisomoswane Před 3 lety +7

      He's brilliant at using humour to shine light on social issues. So he knows how to use his tools effectively. And because he is open to learning from his travels and avoids being ignorant, he is able to draw contrasts on different cultures. I think a lot of people agree he's kinder like the whole package as a comedian...

  • @aieyangjamir
    @aieyangjamir Před 4 lety +358

    Check the number,
    See that one there,
    TOP SCORE 🤣

  • @SoniaJbrt
    @SoniaJbrt Před rokem +7

    Just subscribed. Need some good laughs. Thanks Trevor. From a proudly South African like you! 🇿🇦

  • @raphaelmarques2820
    @raphaelmarques2820 Před 2 lety +4

    Gosh brother.. Even not being an English speaker, I always cry laughing watching your videos.. Good job and stay frosty.. Greetings from Brazil..

  • @vaishnaviamin
    @vaishnaviamin Před 4 lety +212

    "If it was Pac Man you would have an extra life now" XD

  • @narenjakable
    @narenjakable Před 3 lety +985

    as a foreigner who lived in SA for about 6 years, it didnt take long to understand what the cold drink means in South Africa.

  • @kypress
    @kypress Před 2 lety

    Waou, I cannot tire of this narrative, don't get the chance to hear this type of exchange. Music to my ears. Now I think about it it's almost therapeutic. Good job.

  • @nikulpatel2772
    @nikulpatel2772 Před 9 měsíci

    Love Trevor. Legend. Funny AF. I bet you're a good friend as a person to your peoples.

  • @maz1980s
    @maz1980s Před 4 lety +1165

    I just love the way he himself laughs with the crowd, and that is because his jokes are so genuine. Trevor, you are a genius. Nah mean? :)

  • @boobawooskie_steez5916
    @boobawooskie_steez5916 Před 4 lety +60

    That whistle after "160" 😂😂😂 classic

  • @salwahigazi
    @salwahigazi Před rokem +1

    Trevor you're the best ‼️💖💖💖💯 congratulations 😘👏

  • @mayhemmiracles700
    @mayhemmiracles700 Před 2 lety

    i watch over and over..just love this guy....hello from Canada.

  • @rigbybone3841
    @rigbybone3841 Před 4 lety +321

    I'm proud to be from Africa 🤣 love you Trevor

  • @dac_clara99mj48
    @dac_clara99mj48 Před 4 lety +363

    Am I the only one who loves Noah Trevor for the fact that he just speaks his mind in jokes, like all his jokes are just pure honesty most people choose to ignore

  • @MrAps98
    @MrAps98 Před rokem

    Great watching you live yesterday 👍🏻🙏.

  • @johnmohblaxta
    @johnmohblaxta Před 4 lety +1040

    I am happy and lucky to be a black man living in Africa.

    • @preacher_chick
      @preacher_chick Před 4 lety +53

      John Moh Blaxta Amen Brotha, I am in the United States not a great place for black people here with the police

    • @HAWXLEADER
      @HAWXLEADER Před 4 lety +8

      And I'm just a man living at a small yet way too famous place...
      I'm fine man.

    • @sowhat1273
      @sowhat1273 Před 4 lety +6

      Amen bro!

    • @seanisgone5413
      @seanisgone5413 Před 4 lety +4

      @@preacher_chick that's a big assumption

    • @jaf4912
      @jaf4912 Před 4 lety +11

      @haru lmao I'm black and America is an amazing place for me so many black people have had no bad interaction with the police or even experienced any kind of racism 8n the U.S yet they say it's a bad place for them because that's what the media wants them to believe

  • @bc4lyf538
    @bc4lyf538 Před 4 lety +299

    "If it was Pacman you have an extra life now"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tahermustafa689
    @tahermustafa689 Před 2 lety

    " Top Score hey "
    That just killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadrachpatricks5604
    @shadrachpatricks5604 Před rokem

    Gosh!!! I miss you Trevor!!! Tells jokes with no f word. Can't wait to see your own daily show!!!

  • @nepotism333
    @nepotism333 Před 4 lety +47

    "Didn't you check your notes before you came?" 😂😂😂

  • @rhett-says-hullo4229
    @rhett-says-hullo4229 Před 4 lety +315

    He brought awareness to the issue and brought some good damn comedy😂

  • @maggy288
    @maggy288 Před 2 lety +3

    Wooow!
    Leta means bring something in Swahili.. i'm amazed Trevor used it i guess with the same meaning !!!😊

  • @TheAgrivion
    @TheAgrivion Před 8 měsíci

    YOU ARE AMAZING!

  • @simphiwenyembe
    @simphiwenyembe Před 4 lety +202

    1:08 lmao "Shoe-Maker"

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 Před 4 lety

      Sho-may-ka

    • @someonereal7580
      @someonereal7580 Před 4 lety +4

      Michael. Shoe..maker

    • @dgua2917
      @dgua2917 Před 4 lety +1

      hahahaha Trevor knows German, from this I can tell 😂

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist Před 4 lety +2

      @@dgua2917 schumacher is pretty international. even in kenya he was famous when i was growing up. hamiltons taken over now

    • @dgua2917
      @dgua2917 Před 4 lety

      @@TheTororist Yes, I agree with that. Even for someone who does not always watch F1 like me is Schumacher very well-known.

  • @mssumiblabby
    @mssumiblabby Před 4 lety +182

    Lol they will even give you a lift to the atm to buy the cold drink 😂😂😂

  • @rogmaryperezpardo572
    @rogmaryperezpardo572 Před rokem +1

    Good comedy makes you laugh. Excellent comedy makes you laugh, and then makes you think. Loved this video.

  • @shailmody1650
    @shailmody1650 Před 9 měsíci

    Trevor Noah is a legend. Respect man

  • @gretaberry4983
    @gretaberry4983 Před 4 lety +297

    I love Trevor! He’s witty, clever, smart,and can hold a intelligent conversation. He is so humble, and such well mannered young man.💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

  • @DramaQueenMalena
    @DramaQueenMalena Před 4 lety +126

    I like how he changes the side he's looking when he talks to an American or a South African cop!

  • @milacaibal3976
    @milacaibal3976 Před 4 měsíci

    OMG! You always made me cry laughing. Love your comedy, Trevor. More power to you.❤❤❤

  • @kamalharris4654
    @kamalharris4654 Před 2 lety

    God bless you all world same to you.

  • @vusiselani7439
    @vusiselani7439 Před 3 lety +56

    "There's another option,it involves a cold drink,it doesn't have to be this way..." 😂😂😂😂

    • @rachaelkibuku6512
      @rachaelkibuku6512 Před 2 lety

      In Kenya it's the cold drink option is called 'chai' meaning tea.

  • @RaeiFlames
    @RaeiFlames Před 4 lety +367

    Only south Africans can get the cold drink part 😂😂😂😂

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 Před 4 lety +18

      @Raei Flames
      ....come to Kenya and just say the same thing to the police when you're caught in a traffic offence, I assure you will never see a Kenyan cell or courtroom in your entire life.

    • @irenemaua8924
      @irenemaua8924 Před 4 lety +9

      I think it’s an African in term

    • @RaeiFlames
      @RaeiFlames Před 4 lety +1

      @@irenemaua8924 it's actually native vernac right? 😂

    • @RaeiFlames
      @RaeiFlames Před 4 lety +1

      @@neilnelson7603 same here, 😂 #corruptionMustFall though on a real 😕

    • @neilnelson7603
      @neilnelson7603 Před 4 lety

      @@RaeiFlames ....its a problem that we have to get rid off with time.... #corruptionMustFall

  • @aabdila3463
    @aabdila3463 Před 2 lety

    ABSOLUTELY Briliant!

  • @ruthmelicharles5062
    @ruthmelicharles5062 Před 2 lety +1

    "There's another option, it involves a cold drink" I was on the floor by whatever followed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hamzterix
    @hamzterix Před 4 lety +474

    The dumbest thing I've heard from a cop:
    "I had to go up to 100MPH just to catch you"
    It doesn't necessarily mean I was going as fast. To catch up someone, you need to be much faster. Common sense.

    • @seanthomas5833
      @seanthomas5833 Před 4 lety +73

      Well the name makes you sound guilty but I get what you mean 😂😅

    • @mermaidtingzzz
      @mermaidtingzzz Před 4 lety +17

      @@seanthomas5833 😭😭😭

    • @hamzterix
      @hamzterix Před 4 lety +18

      @@seanthomas5833 Guitly as fuck. But still, cops needs to go 150mph to catch me up. While I am doing 100mph. You get the point?

    • @Nick-hv8gj
      @Nick-hv8gj Před 4 lety +21

      @@hamzterix Using logic with the police here in the U.S.... The cop would still pull his gun out because of being intellectually threatened. They don't want logic, common sense, humanness or compassion in any situation. It's either complete submissive subservience or the best you can hope for is a face full of concrete and a night in jail.

    • @houdini6465
      @houdini6465 Před 4 lety +3

      Nick: We live in a police state, and yet the left wants to disarm the public and the right gets off to the ‘thin blue line’. We are so incredibly fucked

  • @Jrocker105MC
    @Jrocker105MC Před 4 lety +550

    Honestly wish our police were this cool, I don’t feel safe next to a uniformed officer. Even worse is a judge in America has ruled that a policeman’s job isn’t to protect and serve citizens but to uphold the law (this is involved with a woman asking police to protect her then when they didn’t she died), that shit scares me

    • @ruangreyling2073
      @ruangreyling2073 Před 4 lety +44

      Oh no in South Africa you don't feel safe around police, there just isn't that threat that they might shoot you. Mostly because here they could not be bothered to do their job😂 we once called to report a domestic disturbance. An hour later a police station in another town called us back to here what was going on😂

    • @seihaiteamfs7333
      @seihaiteamfs7333 Před 4 lety +8

      It's sad but in the police viewpoint, it's also scary to try to uphold the law when everybody may carry a gun.

    • @ParadoxISPower
      @ParadoxISPower Před 4 lety +7

      @@seihaiteamfs7333 fuck the coward cowboys with badges, they protect the banks who own everything and everyone, fucking idiots.

    • @StealthyTNT
      @StealthyTNT Před 4 lety +19

      This is not to generalize police by saying all police officers are bad, but the way police are organized and operate in the States is intended to maximize guilty verdicts. Even the question at a traffic stop, "do you know why I pulled you over" is intended to get you to say something self-incriminating. Police interrogations for more serious crimes aren't about getting the facts in order to figure out who a likely suspect is, it's to get a confession out of whoever they're interrogating. Have y'all ever seen a videotape of a police interrogation? It's terrifying. It makes even perfectly innocent people crack and falsely admit guilt. It's disgusting, and it needs to change.

    • @emofoxkitten
      @emofoxkitten Před 4 lety +1

      Wtf

  • @claudevice7211
    @claudevice7211 Před rokem

    Good Golly, I've known about you and respect you for making such a great success. I've literally saw to my first clip of you when you and Gabriel had a show together. I've been listening too you for the past hour. "Jy is rou my ou en ek love jou daarvoor...LOL!" Thank You! If you knew me you'd understand the extend of the following compliment: You are Phenominal! God Bless!

  • @user-pr3of2ti6i
    @user-pr3of2ti6i Před rokem

    You are a Human Leader! Keep pushing it!
    And thanks for our smiles :D