Terrible Things Papa John's Has Done
Vložit
- čas přidán 27. 02. 2024
- Go to sheathunderwear.com and use the code “BLAZE” to get 20% off your order! Thank you Sheath for the sponsorship!
GET AN EPIC BEARD: beardblaze.com
BECOME A LEGEND (with ease) by joining my Legendary Legends Newsletter: t.co/jedug2vS4Q?amp=1
Simon's Social Media:
Twitter: / simonwhistler
Instagram: / simonwhistler
This video is #sponsored by Sheath.
Love content? Check out Simon's other CZcams Channels:
Warographics: / @warographics643
MegaProjects: / @megaprojects9649
SideProjects: / @sideprojects
Into The Shadows: / intotheshadows
Today I Found Out: / todayifoundout
Highlight History: / @highlighthistory
Brain Blaze: / @brainblaze6526
Casual Criminalist: / thecasualcriminalist
Decoding the Unknown: / @decodingtheunknown2373
Places: youtube.com/@Places302?si=u5C...
Astrographics: youtube.com/@Astrographics-ve...
Go to sheathunderwear.com and use the code “BLAZE” to get 20% off your order! Thank you Sheath for the sponsorship!
Pizza has become the lowest form of fast food. It's honestly baffling for something that costs more than it should.
As a Nudist... can you really convince me these Sheath underwear work?
This is one of the most ill researched episodes I've seen. What brainless idiot wrote this crap? Half of what was written was made up bullshit. What the fuck, Simon? That's not what has happened.
I prefer pronouncing it as Shea thunder wear.
Do the sheath knickers have pouches too?
“I don’t even read that much” says the man whose entire career is reading scripts.
A thousand percent he’s all I never did anything with it… bruv it’s literally all you do
I was hoping someone else caught that
@@WilliamCardwell-xt8kjwhat in the good sweet lord is a bruv? Is that how brittish people say bro?
😂😂😂😂
In the eyes out the mouth as he always says.
Dont forget when they say "give employees health insurance" what they mean is give employees the option to buy health insurance with part of their paycheck.
Not true. I’m an employer and at least in my state of Hawaii, I pay the entire amount of my workers health insurance premiums. By law, you can deduct a pittance of their wages, but it’s so little that most employers (like me) pay the whole thing. It’s not worth doing the paperwork to deduct it because it’s such a small percentage. BTW, we are also required by law to provide them with the insurance. To be clear, I don’t object to the law. It’s a cost of doing business and my workers need and deserve it.
@@DoubleMrE Some State require different levels of Health Insurance Options to be available... Where for Example the "Copper Level Plan" is the Bare Minimum and may be a Pittance... While the "Silver and Gold Level Plans" may be 10 to 20%.
My company pays for 100% of my insurance. I don't know if that's common practice here in WV, but I have really good health insurance and don't pay a dime.
NYC employee here. The cost of my insurance is taken out of my wages pre-tax. I still have to pay the $3000 copay before everything is covered by insurance. The basic insurance is a little over $100 a paycheck. Dental and vision are each their own separate plans. Dental is roughly $20 a paycheck pre-tax and vision is roughly $5 a paycheck pre-tax. Honestly, if I could, I'd forgo my basic employer medical insurance entirely so I'd have the extra $200 a month. I barely even use it since the copay is so high. I'd have to be literally dying before I seek medical help. Of course, if I was dying, I'd have to go on FMLA, give my employer access to all my medical records and only be paid half my salary for a few months before they stop paying me any salary at all, by which point I guess I'll start selling my dying organs to keep up with the cost of living.
Also, since the health insurance includes a mandatory flex spending account that my employer preloads with $300 a year, that also means that I can't use free tax prep, even though I make well under the minimum for NYC free tax prep services. Hooray!
@@jenna2720 That sucks! I’ve heard NYC is the only place in America that has a higher cost of living than Hawaii. I guess it’s true. 😏🤙🏽✌️
Did anyone else get an immediate mental picture of the "wait a min., who are you?" kid, when Simon didn't bother to introduce himself, Danny and the whole concept of BB, while conveniently skipping over the editor?
Pavlov would be proud.
Man went straight into it like an amateur cliff diver
@@droomzyThat’ll leave a mark…
I'm shocked how someone with the London echosphere, lentil and pumpkin latte, pseudo academic look, pronounces so many English names, towns etc, so badly. He's a product of millennial education (indoctrination), he knows next to nothing about his own country's history- unless it can be condemned- never mind the rest of the world. He's the product of the woke gene hitching a ride on a Whoopi Goldberg stem cell to Justin Trudeau's ball bag.
@@waynesteffen3262 My first thought was of a man going bungee jumping with a regular rope....
Love the puns and wordplay in Danny's scripts. Especially when he attempts to trip up and alliterate the shit out of fact boi
Agree! Danny's scripts are absolutely unmatched!
Fact Boi handles them almost effortlessly lol.
*Simon* Literally reads for a living... *Also Simon* "I don't even read that much."😂
I guess that's probably why he doesn't think for a living.
“in the eyes, out the mouth”
There's reading and there's reciting. Two different things
@sleepytiger78 obvious sarcasm is obvious...
@eurovianmutt yup its a welcome to the internet thing I guess... 😂
"Don't be a bellend!" I think Simon's got a new t shirt.
I want one!
or a poster, i would get one of those for every room
Well he does has one similar
My walls feel kind of empty, so I will take the posters.😅
I'd buy that. XL PLEASE 🙏
I worked at Papa John’s during the time his racial controversy went on and I remember we had both a wall and window poster with his face on it that had to be taken down and we had to turn the menus around. It was pretty funny they got him out of that restaurant so quick
And yes knowing that he sold his car and bought it back was part of the training.
Also even in 2016 the low flat rate per delivery was still going on. And one house could take 20-30 minutes one way to get to, yet of course those customers were the ones to complain that their food wasn’t there exactly 35 minutes after they sent the order in.. on a Friday night.. when the driver also had 3 more houses to go to before even getting to their far as fuck house.
Everyone needs to work customer service at some point in their lives, it’ll make you a kinder person and more patient
For sure. Working at Starbucks has really made me despise certain types of people. Specifically those rude, impatient and entitled brats you can tell have never worked a single day of customer service/food/retail in their lives.
lol, I worked on a call center for British Gas, which was basically getting screamed at down a phone 8hrs a day for minimum wage.
2:15 - Mid roll ads
3:50 - Back to the video
4:55 - Chapter 1 - Grease is the word
11:15 - Chapter 2 - Hopelessly devoted to you
15:30 - Chapter 3 - Tears on a pillow
21:35 - Chapter 4 - There are worse things i could do
24:10 - Chapter 5 - Alone at a drive in movie
my god you’re a machine and deserve a shoutout, or maybe just a few nickels… or perhaps a lifetime of racist, greasy, mediocre (allegedly, in my opinion) pizza?
Very clever! Love it!
Everywhere - That damn duck noise
I delivered for Papa John's from 1999 to 2004. I was paid 75 cents above minimum wage and $1 per delivery (aka "run" ). The $1 "run fee" means that you receive one dollar for every house or business you deliver to. The number of pizzas the person ordered has nothing to do with the run fee. If I delivered one pizza to 123 Main Street and fifteen pizzas to 321 Broad Street, the run fee would be $2. At that time, I found that it more than covered the cost of gas. I also worked for Pizza Hut and Little Caesars during the same timeframe and they also paid $1/run, but I only made minimum wage. Between my hourly, tips, and run fees, I averaged about $20/hour, which I was quite happy with at that time.
John Schnatter is a colossal piece of human refuse. I just wanted to explain the pay structure for delivery drivers at Papa John's.
I’m working for papa Johns now ,
I get paid 140-160£ a week
I only do 14-16 hours
I deliver on a moped 🏍️ that’s owed
By papa johns ,
I actually really enjoy it
@@kinglouis6974 Yeah, pizza delivery was my favorite job!
I work for a restaurant managing group that deals with LLCs that own Papa Johns franchises. Pricing structure has been the franchisees choice for years…as long as they meet their corporate fees and branding they are pretty much free. This video has a lot of misinformation.
" _A succulent chinese meal_ " 😭🤣😂
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!,... Get your hand off my p@nis!" Lol!
Ahh...I see you know your judo well
What is the charge?
@@SRW_ " _get your hand off my penuuuis_ " 😭🤣😂
Is there even such a thing!!!
Brennan and Uncle Roger being in the meme clips shows your editor’s amazing taste in internet
The editing today was on point. I look like a loon driving and laughing my ass off alone.
I noticed the quack in another video earlier, what a good time
Simon- I bought your old car. I’m holding it ransom until you release the N. Korea episode on YT. 😂😂😂😂
Is there a different one than the Pt 1 and 2 live versions that he put up for channel members (like us!!)? Cuz those are great!
@@JokerLokison no
@@AltonVThanks much!
To be honest, I don’t blame him for not releasing it. It’s like doing a video on all the things Putin has done. Both have a history of not tolerating people against them at all.
@ardenalexa94 well this didn't age very well did it 😂
You let Blaze Boy say he was a god at verbal reasoning without showing a 5 minute montage of him not understanding the copy he is reading?
Bigger Screwups. Better Blazes. Papa John's.
Underrated comment, good job
It's crap like Domino's
Agree papa J is crummy like Dominos.
Pizza Hut???!!! Didn’t think that was open anyplace now. mellow Mushroom where I live
😂😂😂😂 💀 💀
We call it 'reading comprehension' here in the states. And I agree how amazingly simple it is, yet, so many struggle at it.
Papa john is a db btw
I literally got a Papa John's ad during this smack-talk! God, I love the algorithm sometimes! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ooh sounds like a new item for perch the merch! I'd definitely buy a hoodie with
"Don't be a bellend" . In the US the majority of people don't know what it is so it would be my little inside joke that I can laugh at every time I wore it.🔥
As an American I've grown tired of being bitched at for telling everyone tipping is insane! And restaurants should pay adequate wages
As another American who makes the same argument, are you also tired of the same dogshit response along the lines of 'if they want livable pay, they should get a better job'?
As an American, you’re doing it wrong lol
Are you secretly Mr Pink????😊😊😊😊😊
It's gotten to the point where I won't eat out anymore.
I agree!!!😂
I feel dirty that I used to deliver pizzas for them. In my defense, that was before the world found out what a train wreck Papa John is.
You're forgiven. We ALL have worked for shit companies out of desperation or ignorance. I worked for Pinkerton (security) when I first got out of college. I pay union dues now independently, just as penance.
I ordered a pizza from them ONCE and it was disgusting 🤢🤮
@@Khanjikaihow does the boot taste?
don`t, you were just another person he used to get rich
13:30 like when I learned the original version of Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. The Tiger used to be spelt with and N instead of a T!
Changing the old spelling of Tiger to T instead of an N because it offended people just makes it harder to find the word in the dictionary. Maybe they should have just put two Gs in the middle then it would be a different word (so as to not offend anyone) but everyone that is looking through the dictionary for an exact spelling of the word won't have to look in a completely different part of the dictionary to find the word.
Julian, your use of funny Space Ghost Coast to Coast and Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law clips are absolutely incredible. Throw in a couple Zorak clips and you will be my new God
That tangent missile is a great example of why I'm here
The "Fury" tangent meme is so good. Keep it up
This show is way more Business blazing than when it was called Business Blaze 😂
John Schnatter sold hus 1971 Camaro Z28 for $2,800 in 1983. When looking to get it back John offered $250,000 to whoever found it & he paid $250,000 to buy it back in 2009. While looking for the original John commissioned a replica of the car. The man who bought the origional car about five years earlier for $4,000, sold the Camaro back to John. The original buyers got $25,000 for helping to track it down.
Around 2015 the car was stolen. But was Recovered In Detroit Intact although the Steering Column was Smashed the rest of the car survived.
deserving reward for being a bellend, I say...
Here’s the crazy thing, that extra charge for health insurance is not fully subsidized by the employer. The employee still has to pay either half or more of the premiums each month or so. And they aren’t cheap at all.
Simon! Finally someone else else who doesn't like Domino's pizza 🍕. I felt so alone surrounded by people who love that nasty pizza.
It's better after they redid everything. And their cheesy bread is top tier! Yeah, I'm just outside of Pizza Hut's delivery range...
You need the vehicle's VIN, not the tag number (license plate), to track down a pre-owned car.
Basically what CarFax and similar companies do, find the history of a car through its VIN, just without giving details on the prior owners like names or addresses. But I remember my sister getting a car and it showed that it used to be part of a corporate “fleet.” Which made it even weirder to find out it had a tuned up engine and lowered suspension (on a Ford Taurus!).
And car owners can often get sentimentally attached to a car, especially something like a Corvette, so it makes sense to track down a classic like that. Which might not have passed through many hands despite the 25 years that passed, so you wouldn’t even necessarily need the VIN, just remember who you sold it to and go from there.
Me, immediately: Simon saying Papa like the a pack instead of the a in paw is the most hilarious and unsettling thing I've heard all day.
That would be pauper John's. Which would make John a broke ass bitch 😂
That's what it is no!?
@ariejohansen5485 where I'm from it's pronounced paw paw
That Dave Chapelle clip had me crying 😂
2:30 at Cheltenham is a horse race in the UK. Usually in march and similar to the Grand National, it brings in alot of betting. When you tip in horse racing, you are basically suggesting you have insider info or have heard from reliable sources that a specific horse is likely to win
I've only had Papa John's pizza twice in my life. Twice was enough.
Was it a racist pizza?
I only had it once and once was enough 🤢🤮
My dad used to love their sausage pizza, so we had it a lot. The dipping sauces were really good, but the pizza was mid.
Car registration is public info in the US. You can lookup all the info of the history either by the VIN or the license plate.
depends on the state. some keep the personal info attached to cars behind certain barriers. oregon doesn't allow open direct access to that info, for example, and access to the system with it is fairly controlled. you can get super basic info about the car itself via a vin decoder online, but the registration info isn't 'public' facing/accessible. you can apply for access via the state police, but you generally need to be in certain businesses/have what the state deems to be 'just cause' for access to be granted. mainly because you wouldn't be accessing the dmv's system, you'd be doing it via OJIN, or the oregon justice information network.
'because i want to know' isn't a valid reason.
used to have access to a system that let me look that info up. the rules we had to follow were.. strict. no printing, no screencaps, everything had to be handwritten from the screen, no giving out login info to anyone at all, no letting anyone else access the system after you login, etc.
and the DMV generally refuses any requests for info pertaining to vehicle registrations, and will direct anyone to the OSP, who will require a 'valid reason', as mentioned.
some states, its fairly easy to get that info. i think, texas, cali, and a few others have it online, though i'm unsure if its just a free for all, or if its gated to authorized logins. much less strict than oregon, at any rate.
Can you look up old cars by Registration.... YES.
When I was working at a Motor vehicle training center, and needed to order some car parts, literally the first question the guy on the other end of the phone would ask is "What's the Reg number?", and after I told him this, he'd type it into his computer, and be able to tell me everything about the vehicle. I then tell him I need a new alternator, and he'd be able to offer me an exact replacement, either OEM or 3rd party.
That truck went through about 3 alternators and 4 batteries before somebody figured out that the problem was actually with the alternator connector being corroded. I purchased the right connector from EBay and fitted it myself, and the next time anything was wrong with it was so bad, they needed to scrap it.
Did your car happen to be an '85 Cadillac Fleetwood? We had one of those growing up and it ate alternators like candy.
@@mkjirak I honestly don't know what it was, but I live in the UK, so it definitely wouldn't have been a Cadillac.
Considering it was a more commercial/industrial oriented vehicle, probably a Transit.
However, in all likelyhood, there wasn't actually anything wrong with the alternator, as the problems went away when I replaced the connector.
6:58 “You care about things! You’re weird!” They just said the car was beloved. So what if he wanted to buy it back. There are a lot of worse things a person can do - like hate dogs, Simon.
But at least Simon would hate dogs, poor or wealthy 🤣
Does he actually "hate" dogs, or just not like them? Because being a dog-hater is an awful thing. He totally should get his kids a Golden Retriever when they get a couple years older, they'll grow up to be nicer people!
Don't worry Simon you haven't missed much by not eating Papa John's"allegedly"
So here's the ultimate in irony. I was watching this video and what advertisement should come on but an ad for Papa Johns! 🤣
Oh boy, what a perfect thing to watch as I start my shift at -generic pizza place- as a driver. 😂
The founder of Domino's is (allegedly) SO much worse. He was a cult member, aided the contras in Nicaragua, decided to make a new branch of the cult he was in that was specifically limited to the rich, showed up to BUY a university that had a group documenting war crimes done by the contras, tried creating a Christian town that would not sell "sinful" things, and so much more.
That sounds like a great video idea.
@@christinebenson518 I found out on accident because I am on the cult side of things. I spoke to a writer for Simon, and we were supposed to do the cult part. But I got hacked, then I lost a bunch of data, then I found more info, so it has been over a year. Don't know how much he would tie into all of it, because the cult is super complex. But the owner of Domino's original owner (allegedly) funded a lot of the worst of it, paid presidents to speak out to create anti- that pope republican arm to shit on the poor when the pope was saying maybe the rich could help. Used his rich person version to do it. And so much more, and it is purposely hard to find to uncover the web of it. But the cult includes the group they actually based the handmaids tale off of, and Amy Coney barrett's cult is intertwined. And all parties just hired shady people to handle the press of pedophiles in their ranks, allegedly. Except the rich person version. But he was closely intertwined with the one part of the one cult that has had a ton of pedos come to light. It's a very complicated mess, and a lot of people only speak anonymously, if at all. Thank fuck I left.
I smell a new script brewing.
@@ComedorDelrico there kind of is one. I have been in touch with a writer for Simon, but how much the Domino's asshole would be featured is questionable. He plays a big part in some, but the cult is super complex. I got in contact over a year ago I think. But I had an inexplicable data loss of a bunch of important info. And then i found some people to talk to, but all of it is super complex, and most things are said, and most things that are written are kept offline. Some brave people who were in a position of power at one point started to upload. Connecting them is tough, there is literally hundreds of names of groups, how they do or don't use the catholic church to hide things, deep dives in religious newspapers with a lot of luck (picking the right name to search), and very few outside investigative journalists who wrote about religious extremism. It is daunting, and more and more people are opening up anonymously every day. Trying to properly portray what it was in the beginning vs now is tricky, you have millenials and gen z who grew up in it controlling the public face, and some old money and schools coming into play. As well as multiple other cult-y groups they grew out of. How they hide their crimes is unique as well. You have a lot of shaming and kicking people out, and even people who have been in it and then left have no idea what they were a part of. I have spent an insane amount of time looking for different pieces to make a full picture of it, and then another person very quietly speaks up. To keep the writer from being buried alive under all of the paperwork (new info I found has 250 pages in just one document), I am sorting it all and trying to find the most important parts, then present it in a way it makes sense.
It is also exhausting because I relive religious trauma, have to go into the mindset I ran from, and you find out that people you knew were knowingly or unknowingly complicit in things that are tough. They also sometimes find a less abusive cult, so how info is presented has to be dropped into a lot of context. It's a rough ride. And most of what you find is denials of being connected to it, but 6 different groups came out confirming the Domino's dude, not to mention a lot of other activity. The people speaking for the first time are in therapy or still figuring out. And even the guy who did data dumps walked back stuff that I know to be true, but would not put it in writing, only say it to me in person. I have to tread carefully with everyone. People I have cried with due to trauma we shared have responded more recently (due to other aspects of how this works) said "oh we thought it was possible at the time, so we took precautions, but we don't actually know anything." Even when those things led to horrible tragedy and even loss. Everyone is scared. I just care about my life a little less than the rest.
@@christinebenson518 I just responded to someone explaining. Is a crazy story though
Your job is literally verbal reasoning 😂. Also jealous. I was ok at verbal reasoning but hated it.
We need a t-shirt with an angry picture of you pointing and saying "Don't be a bellend!"
"I don't think I've ever eaten Papa John's in my life."
All your missing is shitty pizza and an explosive day on the toilet. I worked there once upon a time and the things that happened to the food at that place was beyond unspeakable. Like it'd make Lovecraft shiver.
Yeast made of tiny microbe-sized shoggoths. Sauce made of gibbous tomatoes. Pepperoni sliced with a blade forged with non-Euclidean folds. And don't even get started on the loathsome employee food handling techniques. That's wherein lies true madness.
The way Simon says Papa... It's a synonym for dad. Just makes me giggle. Happy March, folks.
I'm listening to this while I deliver for Papa. John's while wearing a papa john's hat and a papa john sweater.
When can I buy a "don't be a bellend" poster, i would frame that shit !!!!
obsessed with the fact that as soon as simon said "i found your old car. i bought it!", CZcams served me up a car ad without missing a beat
even more obsessed with all of the grease headings
I don't even read that much. Goes on to read an entire script on a CZcams video. I love it. 😂
Giving away or "donating" that many pizza's is a marketing move but more importantly it's for massive tax breaks
Still the best chain pizza I've ever had. You're absolutely right about Pizza Hut being too greasy, and I've never gotten a pepperoni from any Domino's that wasn't burnt.
100%
That’s not really a high bar. “Best chain pizzeria” is like “rainiest part of Arizona”. Sure, it’s rainier than the rest of Arizona, but it’s still the desert.
Depends on what you mean by “chain.” Mellow Mushroom is technically a national chain and its great. Going by the top 5 chains though I’d have to choose Dominos
Pronouncing it PAP-UH John's as an American is so damn amusing, I love it.
Dude I loooooved papa johns. That garlic butter cream sauce thing to dip the crusts in? Godly. I lived directly across from one.
Is it any different than dominos or pizza hut? I just get whichever pizza is closest, branded or not, and they're all the same to me
In my own opinion, they are about all the same... i like pizza hut a lot though, but I've eaten no more of it than any other brands, u don't think
I like frozen pizza from grocery store to fold more toppings and eat it like taco, melting new cheese included
The crust dipping is a great use of the crust, in my opinion and Poppa John has good dipping sauce but the sauce I'm not proud to eat lol
The pizza is decent though, generally speaking but they make some 'specialty' pizza (at least, in my city) and that is in my own opinion way better than most
"you are a babbling fool" clip was the absolute epitome of what this and all of Simon's other channels are. Lol
The, "Oh Simon..." moments when you as a non-UK viewer understand the UK-centric references that baffle Simon, are worthy of a channel themselves.
My college gf worked in Papa John's and every shift she'd finish she brought a pizza over. God damn, I had it good.
Simon: I don't even read that much.
The CZcams archives: We would like to present some evidence to the court.
Hi fact boy! Love Danny’s scripts!
Nobody else needs to be writing Blaze scripts.
I heard a worker describe me as,
"Looks like Old Burnsy from the Simpson's."
Its your old room mate dink!
brutal...
The wages thing confused me because when I delivered for Papa John's in 1999-2000, I made minimum wage plus $1.50 per delivery, and pulled $75-$100 in tips each 6 hour shift. It was pretty good money comparativey.
You probably worked in a good area. If people have money, or the area has a custom of being generous with tips, or you are cute, you will make more money.
22:07 As a former, "insider", I remember that when there were major American football matches, ordering pizzas goes up. Some, apparently PJ included, were unhappy with the sports demonstration, causing football ratings, and the consequent pizza sales, to drop. Or, that's just a convenient, rational red herring.
My mom worked at papa John’s corporate office for several years, and I’ve had a couple of stints over time working there and being a manager at a store.
I worked at a store that delivered to Johns home. He tipped well, but there had been many stories about being an asshole of a person and having an alleged coke habit.
He is also a very hairy man and imagine if he made a pizza himself there would be so many arm hairs smashed into the dough as he slapped it out!!!!
Anyone with there face plastered on their product has a high probability of being somewhat insufferable, if not an asshole.
Danny's scripts and Julian's editing are perfection!
Half the reason why i eatched these vids are the fActs the other half is the amazing editing. I love the editor(s) **chef kiss** when the animation of the man at the computer seal clapping i nearly fell off my bed
Can we please get those “don’t be a bell end posters” made and available in the shop, the world needs them Simon 🤣
Interestingly, Frank Carney, one of the two founders of Pizza Hut, just after the non-compete clause in his buy out contract by Pepsi Co. ended, became a franchise owner at Papa John's. He owes over 130 Papa John's franchises.
Tip comments near the middle brought up a memory! Many years ago, actually dining at a pizza hut, my girlfriend at the time accused me of hitting on the waitress simply because I gave a good tip! There really was no flirty interaction (that I recognized, pretty sure something went over my head) but I was enjoying the evening, our bill was something near but over 20 bucks, and I felt generous with tipping because I just wanted to round it out to an even number like $30... Wow was that a mistake. I still remember that argument almost 20 years later just because I acted nice with tip money haha.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet, that jealousy and insecurity would've extended into everything. $30 tab is a lot better than divorce fees and child support, not to mention refinishing your car when she inevitably keys it 😂
You did not make mistake. She was not worth it. If she thought tipping good was flirtatious she got some serious issues.
i would absolutely love the second "don't be a bellend"(10:54) as a poster. i would unironically get one for my computer room.
That was possibly the best use of a Dave Chappelle quote in history LEGENDS
For the non-Americans, the NFL taking a knee thing was when pro players from many different sports refused to stand during the national anthem, which is sung before every sporting event no matter how small and insignificant, and instead took a knee in protest.
For any who don’t know, Americans treat their pledge of allegiance and national anthem very seriously to the point of religious extremism.
0:15 Tangent Countdown:
Andddd....
Go, Brain Boy!
🤣
The edits were FIREEE on this one 😂😂. Peak blazin fr!
The Steven He drop ins have got me cackling!
Rolling over Simon "you're not the neighbor" 😂
LOL! Simon, dude, your reading comprehension is the exact skill that paved the way for you to make BANK on all your CZcams channels 😂 also, your vocabulary is well above average, my man. 😅
As someone who has been watching The Brak Show on repeat for weeks now, the Brak clip got me screaming
Simon, you've done too many Casual Criminalists to want to know what people are doing inside your old car 😂
A LOT of wealthy companies operate like this. You don't have to dig very much.
the sarcasm of the editor towards Simon is thick today. lol i love it.
Man, a Keijo!!! clip in the wild. Good job, Sam!
Simon Whistler, the ONLY you tuber where you always watch the ad reads!
After working at Dominoes, Pizza Hut and Papa Johns, I won't eat at any of them unless I made it in their kitchen, after i cleaned it.
Dominoes regularly drops stuff on the floor including entire pizzas and delivers it anyhow, pizza hut never scrubs their pans, the black stuff on the bottom of the hand tossed crust is the charred debris from decades of use and the rolling machine for the thin crust is never cleaned because no one knows how to reassemble it , and papa johns stores tubs of sauce and ingredients on the floor with the walk-in door propped open and the back door right next to it propped open allowing flies to lay eggs in everything
Brak Show reference was EPIC!!!!!!! F'n LEGEND!!!
I'm loving Danny's sneaky Grease shoutout!
Schanatter showing up at work the next day like George Costanza/ Larry David. 😂
For Larry it works, for a racist no.
You're not missing out on anything by never eaten at papa johns
Great Now I Smell Pizza, Why Do I Smell Pizza?!
al the quick meme edits had me rollin, especially around 14 minutes in
13:37 Yeah, as a kid, I was only told that the N word was a bad word, I wasn’t given an explanation, so I ended up using it in a very unfortunate situation as a kid. I called my brother that word In front of an African American family and swiftly felt my dad’s hand crushing my shoulder into oblivion. A similar set of circumstances led me to calling a classmate a dildo. So, educate your kids; don’t just tell them it’s a mean or bad word.
The intro perfectly timed itself to “pine nuts more expensive than my third divorce lawyer”
I'm loving all the grease jokes. The chapter names were a fantastic Easter egg
17:57 I laughed WAY harder than I should have at that lmfao
That first tangent edit was gold!
I can see it now The Rotting Turtle says "Hey kids....Don't be a Bellend"
Thankyou for including the greatest Australian piece of media ever. Democracy Manifest is gold from beginning to end
Better ingredients, better brain blaze, ALLEGEDLY.
I remember the thing about how they'd have to increase the price of the pizzas, but if they'd increased the price by a single dollar it would have covered the insurance and made extra profit
another great BB . great script as always danny
I did the same thing with a word, and was mortified when it was pointed out to me that this word was racist! It’s now so obvious to me, I can’t believe I didn’t realize it at the time 😢.
I just bought the royal blue "Ask Me About My Pyramid Sceme" T-shirt. Can't wait, that shirt has always cracked me up.