He would spend 124 hours explaining what a meet is and another 68 hours explaining what a greeting is and then spend 197 hours explaining what a meet and greet is
this explanation will include 85 demonstrations of the term, each in a different form. then he would proceed to make a 6 hour main channel video on which way is the most optimal for which occasions. this will all happen on stream.
Pyrocynical has also done other horrible things. One time this kid in a wheelchair was being bullied by 3 children, they kept laughing at him because he couldn’t walk. Pyro shot all the children.
I recently heard that he's been involved in ANOTHER incident like this... He apparently went to a kid called "Dolan Darkest" and stole his bike? The man is truly a menace.
That was a slam dunk victory, I mean, three whole hexagons left, simply a stellar performance. Precisely the class of skill I have come to expect from Slop Live.
I saw Pyro at a grocery store in Birmingham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'm going to go to insomnia, go up to Pyro and pretend that he is you and say stuff like "Oh my god, hey Dolan! I love your videos, you're the slop guy right?" and keep pretending like Pyrocynical is you with no further elaboration. "I love SlopLIVE so much man, you've saved me so many minutes when I'm CZcams, like, it's insane, like, there's so many other videos out there that are like 10 to 40 minutes long, but I can just watch your 2 min recaps instead. Thanks man, you mean so much to me, can I get a selfie?" and in the selfie it'll be like "OMG I JUST MET DOLAN DARK!!"
I know this may sound crazy but I heard that there was this Jesus guy who got resurrected today, you should totally cover this situation it would make for insane slop.
I saw Pyrocynical at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him burp as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I actually saw pyro walking down the street, I said hi, but then he stabbed me 15 times in the chest and stomped my head on a curb. Then he proceeded to explain to me what a knife is for 10 minutes while I bled out and died.
I remember it like it was yesterday, I was walking through The Birmingham Exclusion Zone and I met my favourite influencer, pyrocynical! He greeted me with his trademark ireverant jump cut humour, but without the jump cuts since we were in real life. I quickly noticed the stench that wafted through the air towards me as his mouth opened, a visible brownish fog to began to leave his gaping maw. I began to slowly back away from him in disgust as he begins to spew a word salad of topical buzzwords like a broken chatbot AI. Overall, not the worst thing I've seen in Birmingham.
Tomorrow on pyro’s video: a human who is part of the kingdom animalia, phylum chordata, class mammalia, order primate, family hominidae, genus homo, and species homo sapien was at my meet and greet
I feel so sorry for the victim. Nobody deserves to live in Birmingham.
Nobody deserves to live in the U.K
Can confirm. My skin has fallen off and I'm built like swiss cheese from all the stab wounds
except pyro
"BIRMINGHAM IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE. I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE. I FUCKING HATE IT. IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS. I FUCKING HATE IT."
as someone who lives in birmingham, i agree
I can't believe Pyro mutilated a stock photo model.
his violence is so iconic it made it to the top of google's results
Every personal photo a stock photo model takes is instantly uploaded without their consent
I can. Guy is a menace
How's the Situation besides that unfortunate Stock Photo Model? Is he a bad Person or are People just talking Crap?
Pyro would spend 24 hours explaining what punching someone means.
He would spend 124 hours explaining what a meet is and another 68 hours explaining what a greeting is and then spend 197 hours explaining what a meet and greet is
for those who don’t know, punching means…
And then after that he would make the most unfunniest reference/edit/joke ever, I swear he does it everytime he explains something
me when i’m brain dead
this explanation will include 85 demonstrations of the term, each in a different form. then he would proceed to make a 6 hour main channel video on which way is the most optimal for which occasions.
this will all happen on stream.
Typical outsiders coming to Birmingham and then complaining about the typical Birminham greeting
Pyrocynical has also done other horrible things. One time this kid in a wheelchair was being bullied by 3 children, they kept laughing at him because he couldn’t walk. Pyro shot all the children.
That's true, I was the wheelchair.
The kid in the wheelchair included?
Please tell me it was with a firearm
I recently heard that he's been involved in ANOTHER incident like this... He apparently went to a kid called "Dolan Darkest" and stole his bike? The man is truly a menace.
@@Spacebugg yes
If you're going to Birmingham to meet Pyro you need to evaluate what you're doing with your life
If you're going to Birmingham, im sorry
There is absolutely nothing worth going to Birmingham for
Maybe the British xbox guy was right
@@jaffa3717 Meeting Danny G is worth it.
That was a slam dunk victory, I mean, three whole hexagons left, simply a stellar performance. Precisely the class of skill I have come to expect from Slop Live.
I can’t believe pyro would punch a google image
I didn’t go to Insomnia, but I swear that Pyro assaulted me with a wet fish for not bowing to him.
Was it a random crit too?
But pyro can't use the holy mackerel?
Pyro be like: “Nah I’d chin”
lmao, i fucking dead
"googleslocik is kil"
"no"
Okay that made me lol
This makes me so angry I won't donate any of my organs this week.
pyro would spend a half hour explaining who pyrocynical is
Pyro would also spend another half an hour explaining what punching is.
The slop thickens
The victim must have been wearing a yellow circle
the victim just wasnt fat enough to deserve his respect
my brainrotted brain actually believed this for a second lmao, ty sloppenhiemer.
Wdym? It’s real, fortunately that person made some money to cover the hospital bill by selling their picture to a stock image bank. ;_;
I talked to Pyro about this and he said that this is absolutly false. Stop spreading misinformation about my son!
So true
is it true pyro is trying to force u to make an Onlyf account so he can take 50%? thousands are on your side, dont do it.
I saw Pyro at a grocery store in Birmingham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
You're trying WAY to hard to be funny.
@@FlabyladChanging a name in a copy pasta isn't hard work.
@@mechadeka You're dry.
@@Flabylad
spotted the pyro fan
go away, we dont like you chubby chasers here
@@Flabylad You aren't wet either
Pyro would explain what meeting a person is in his apology
Pyro would spend 15 minutes explaining what Pyrocynical is
I CAN believe Pyro would do such a thing
"Going to Birmingham"
That's your first and final mistake.
Pryo such a bully
this is real (he actually shot me in the chest right after he punched that guy but i didn't want to make a big deal about it)
Isn't this the same guy who stole dolan's bicycle
I remember that one time Pyro broke into my home and shuffled my collection of alphabetically sorted hentai.
I'm going to go to insomnia, go up to Pyro and pretend that he is you and say stuff like "Oh my god, hey Dolan! I love your videos, you're the slop guy right?" and keep pretending like Pyrocynical is you with no further elaboration. "I love SlopLIVE so much man, you've saved me so many minutes when I'm CZcams, like, it's insane, like, there's so many other videos out there that are like 10 to 40 minutes long, but I can just watch your 2 min recaps instead. Thanks man, you mean so much to me, can I get a selfie?" and in the selfie it'll be like "OMG I JUST MET DOLAN DARK!!"
I can't believe Pyro caused the Korean continuation war.
this pyrocycle guy sounds insane!
I can't believe pyro would do this, i will unsubscribe from pyrolive and watch the Epic slop coming from you mr.duck.
Pyro is definitely guilty.
Dolan shouldn't give Pyro a platform to defend himself
OMG a situation is in 1 minute that's insane
I'm genuinely shocked by this... the thought that someone like Pyro knows how to throw a punch truly is insane.
I can't believe he did this. Disappointed but not surprised.
I know this may sound crazy but I heard that there was this Jesus guy who got resurrected today, you should totally cover this situation it would make for insane slop.
That’s crazy. What’s a lawsuit?
I saw Pyrocynical at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him burp as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
The fact that Pyrocynical still has an audience is already insane. This is mindblowing!
Currently being assaulted by pyrocynical but can't stop the SlopLIVE grind.
not even suprised at this point
Doing this mission in breakpoint and I keep failing over and over gotta transport this guy in his plane tips?
Wow this truly is a “incident”
Sloplive would never abuse their fans
Pyro punched the guy because he got called a triple chin irl
I cant believe this. pyro should get banned from habbo hotel.
had to take 3 10 minute breaks to get through this sickening news
Dolan, how do u win at Fall Guys every time? Can u add a loss every once in a while...at least....
Sick fall guys dub Mr. Slopperton
I’m surprised they let him into the convention after he leaked so much information about their marvel games.
Did anyone expect otherwise? Pyro has proven how he is to his fans.
i love the on running meme of pyro being awful to fans when he would have to much anxiety to do anything to anyone ever. 🐀
Legit every pyro slop video you can find me promoting slop live
That disgusts me, pyro should be using the homewrecker, not the hot hand.
can't believe Pyro would do such a thing
He turned my dog into a real human and said "Nah, that's mine now!"
We're all waiting for Pyro to make a 45 minute video essay and title it "My Response: The Sequel".
Pyro...... Punched! I don't believe he has a punch in him 😂
Pyro would spend 10 hours explaining what pyro is
I dont get it is there actual beef between Dolan and pyro or is this one long running joke 😂😂
Pyroslopical assaulted me with 3 hour vids and forced me into watching them😢
Least aggressive bermilham citizen:
Pyro would spend 134 explaining what birmingham
I can confirm, as someone who attended the convention, this did indeed happen
Pyro pulled on my sisters pigtails at insomnia 2017
Henry Kissinger once said of a war between two countries “it’s a damn shame that they can’t BOTH lose.”
Dolan Dark is basically the Daily Bugle if Pyro was Spider-Man
this 97 year old pyro still punchhes people the old fashioned way
Almost jumped the gun there!
its true, he also shot me 52 times in the stomach with a lever action rifle because i asked for a photo. [situation] is truly insane
I actually saw pyro walking down the street, I said hi, but then he stabbed me 15 times in the chest and stomped my head on a curb. Then he proceeded to explain to me what a knife is for 10 minutes while I bled out and died.
Pyrocynical would definitely do that.
Pyro would spend a year talking about what Birmingham is
I can explain Birmingham in 2 words. Shit hole 😂
Wouldn't be the first time, accidentally took a glance at pyro's like page and my eyes were brutally assaulted
I remember it like it was yesterday, I was walking through The Birmingham Exclusion Zone and I met my favourite influencer, pyrocynical! He greeted me with his trademark ireverant jump cut humour, but without the jump cuts since we were in real life. I quickly noticed the stench that wafted through the air towards me as his mouth opened, a visible brownish fog to began to leave his gaping maw. I began to slowly back away from him in disgust as he begins to spew a word salad of topical buzzwords like a broken chatbot AI.
Overall, not the worst thing I've seen in Birmingham.
Hot angry dilemma is not well
Hold on, let Pyro cook.
the most unrealistic part of that is pyro not explaining what suicide is to that person for 40 minutes
Pyro shouldn't get away with this. He needs to be inflated!
Pyrocynical is insane.
Slop
He also forcefully inflated a poor fella
Dolan where's the yellow paint? I didn't know where to look during the video. Sloplive has really fallen off.
Tomorrow on pyro’s video: a human who is part of the kingdom animalia, phylum chordata, class mammalia, order primate, family hominidae, genus homo, and species homo sapien was at my meet and greet
we all expected this
Bro imagine going just to see pyro look like a fucking karen
This is a pretty crazy situation, but I’m glad pyro finally went to insomnia so I don’t have to hear that stupid ad for it every time I watch his slop
Belcam bak tu slap laaeev
Cant believe Pyro ate this user's pet cat raw
So guys, we did it, we punched someone in the face at a convention.
At this point I don't even care about the drama, I'm just here to watch that spicy fall guys gameplay
Pyro came to my house
Pyro would spend eighty five years explaining what language is.
Being subscribed to Pyro earns you a beating tbh. I go to a boxing club just so I get punched in the face for not unsubbing.
The slop slopens
Pyro orchestrated this so he could make a 1 hour video on who he is and what punching is
cant belive microcynical did that if onlz he was here
can you please play God Hand? I'm tired of seeing fall guys in the background
This was made before April fools, therefore it isn't a joke
that story is not as insane as the fact that pyro wanted to *INFLATE* someone at insomnia
No views in 13 seconds. Dolan fell off