I can't believe that this has happened. I remember watching Pyro and Dolan grow up together in the orphanage, Dolan was always so kind to Pyro, but one day Pyro stole Dolan's bike to pay for furry commissions and it all went downhill. It's like an addiction for him, he steals from Leafy, PewDiePie, Dunkey, and now Dolan? What's next, Pyro? How despicable can you be?
I saw pyro at a grocery store in Stockholm yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snus in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the snus and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each snus and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Could you make a longer video exposing the childhood trauma that Pyrocynical inflicted upon you? Only make it if you're comfortable talking about it, though. It's so brave of you to stand up against Pyro and expose him like this. We're all so proud of you. Hope you're doing okay after making this video!
pyrocynical actually killed dolan, luckily the paramedics came from the skies and got his reboot card, but now he has to pay all thr slop taxes, which is why dolan makes videos, even after all the slop was paid off, dolan was hooked on slop, stating "once you slop you just cant stop" source: wikipidia
he is defo a villain. he used to copy NFKRZ video titles and thumbnails all the time and fully copy the whole subject idea to the point Nfkrz had to stop talking to him and they were good friends before.
Honestly this is kinda in line for Pyro. One time I saw him at a McDonalds so I went up to say hi, needless to say he ended up punching me in the throat and kept laughing as I grasped for air
Can't wait for Slop Live to post "Pyrocynical Situation is Sad" 3 days later. Also, what he did to your bike shall never be forgotten from this community, thank you for sharing the cruel act he committed.
I cannot believe pyro would do this, absolutely disgusting, I know he needs money for the inflation art he wants to commission but stealing from a freind to get the cash? Absolutely disgusting.
one day i saw pyroclinical playing tf2. he was a sweat and was toxic to everyone in the server and used scorch shot and phlog. the single time i managed to snipe him he got so mad he downlodaded lmaobox and turned everyone into ginormous jiggly ass fem pyros. planning to do an exposed soon.
I met pyro in thailand once and he dropkicked my grandma then he said he went back in time to shoot martin luther king and kicked rosa parks off the bus
I'm so sorry to hear that dolan. I think you should make a second channel where you upload shitty 8 minute videos on random topics and internet drama in order to pay for the main channel so you can pay for the legal fees of suing pyro's remains.
one time I met pyrocynical in real life, and I offered to show him my favorite game (Transformers PS2), but before I said anything, he spat on me, kicked me to the ground, and started making, (as he called it), "snide remarks". you must avenge the name of transformers the game for the ps2, dolan...
I saw Pyrocinical at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I cant believe the internet continues to idolise pyrocynical when it’s a known fact that in 2015 he was discovered to have had 15 corpses in his basement
I sold the bike
They will not find your remains
No one liked your comment :/
i saw him selling it dolan
how much did you get for the bike
You're heartless.
I can't believe that this has happened. I remember watching Pyro and Dolan grow up together in the orphanage, Dolan was always so kind to Pyro, but one day Pyro stole Dolan's bike to pay for furry commissions and it all went downhill. It's like an addiction for him, he steals from Leafy, PewDiePie, Dunkey, and now Dolan? What's next, Pyro? How despicable can you be?
This is soo sad to see, its always the little guys being bullied :(
it is what it is
Hes gonna steal from infant babies
someone stop him
Can’t believe pyro kidnapped a 5 year old child
I can
If this was the first time I would understand but this is the 5th time that it happened...
İ mean... are we even suprised?
True. That monster kidnapped the child and ate the child in one bite! And I had to witness this!
he does like kids to be fair
I saw pyro at a grocery store in Stockholm yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snus in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the snus and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each snus and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Could you make a longer video exposing the childhood trauma that Pyrocynical inflicted upon you? Only make it if you're comfortable talking about it, though. It's so brave of you to stand up against Pyro and expose him like this. We're all so proud of you. Hope you're doing okay after making this video!
pyrocynical actually killed dolan, luckily the paramedics came from the skies and got his reboot card, but now he has to pay all thr slop taxes, which is why dolan makes videos, even after all the slop was paid off, dolan was hooked on slop, stating "once you slop you just cant stop"
source: wikipidia
this is so sad it has brought a tear to my eye. i stand with you dolan.
Pyro needs to be cancelled for this heinous crime
yea not having sex w minors, you people disgusting
Dolan you should make a 9 hour long video about some obscure tv show to get revenge
Don't worry Dolan we will always support you through these troubling times...
Pyrocynical is like the main villain of the internet, it's just that he hasn't revealed himself yet.
CZcams shouldn't give him a platform to defend himself
I can’t wait for his face reveal
Nah, it's T-Series, i hope LeafyIsHere comes back and surpasses them
Leafy is a racist douchbag, dawg. There's no way you're taking this joke video seriously or the comment
he is defo a villain. he used to copy NFKRZ video titles and thumbnails all the time and fully copy the whole subject idea to the point Nfkrz had to stop talking to him and they were good friends before.
Can't believe Pyro was taking 12hr flights daily to hang out at Dolan's house after school
Honestly this is kinda in line for Pyro. One time I saw him at a McDonalds so I went up to say hi, needless to say he ended up punching me in the throat and kept laughing as I grasped for air
I can't believe Pyrocynical turned into PPPyrocynical
rest in peace pyrocynical, i'm sorry to hear this tragic news 💔
Can't wait for Slop Live to post "Pyrocynical Situation is Sad" 3 days later.
Also, what he did to your bike shall never be forgotten from this community, thank you for sharing the cruel act he committed.
True slop fest
Truly Disgusting That Some People Would Do This Horrible Thing
Damn thats sad hope pyro gets the help he needs and a haircut
this situation is fucked up honestly
This is incredible, Dolan is literally being harassed by Pyro at this point, we must stop this
cant wait for pyrocynicals "my response 2"
I cannot believe pyro would do this, absolutely disgusting, I know he needs money for the inflation art he wants to commission but stealing from a freind to get the cash? Absolutely disgusting.
nah that fall guys win was insane
Knowing Pyro that sounds exactly like something he would do, I hope you get your bike back buddy!
I love when Pyro's slop is a week late and full of inaccurate information
I used to be a fan of pyro until i woke up in his bathtub covered in ice with one less kidney
So sad to see him slop to this level. I would have never thought he would slop with slop.
His slop in the slop was slop. Sloppy, sloppy, slop, slop.
Excellent slop as always
I slopped to hard anyone got a spare change of clothes?
Pyro was so disgusted with Dolan he lost the NZ accent and pretended to be an English femboy instead.
Does his cruelty or depravity know no bounds? 😭
For Those Who Need Context: Pyro Stole Dolans Bike
Cant believe pyro would blow up a orphanage. That’s kinda messed up.
I can't believe Pyro is actually...
british
The slop thickens
thx dola for the clop
Oh phew, I thought he brought another PS5 shirt.
one day i saw pyroclinical playing tf2. he was a sweat and was toxic to everyone in the server and used scorch shot and phlog. the single time i managed to snipe him he got so mad he downlodaded lmaobox and turned everyone into ginormous jiggly ass fem pyros. planning to do an exposed soon.
Typical British friendships
That's crazy.
I met pyro in thailand once and he dropkicked my grandma then he said he went back in time to shoot martin luther king and kicked rosa parks off the bus
So much slop today that I nearly slipped on it. Dolan, be more careful next time!
This is the biggest, sloppiest drama ever. I am shocked and saddened.
Dolan and Pyro keep making vids about each other back and forth is kinda cute.
At this point, we are only getting a Daily slop when the duck scores a win in fall dudes
another fall guys dub from dolan always great
It's insane how he actually had the audacity to steal you crack, unbelievable.
I'm so sorry to hear that dolan. I think you should make a second channel where you upload shitty 8 minute videos on random topics and internet drama in order to pay for the main channel so you can pay for the legal fees of suing pyro's remains.
Bro the title 😂😂😂😂
He can't keep slopping away with this!
I cant believe that the slopmancer himself would stoop so low
The lore expands
1000$ ps5 shirt, 2$ haircut
this is Huge!
Truly the pyrocinical-pilled drama slop movie of all time. This really is a slowburn, genre defining gem.
Can't wait for the penguinz0 video "Dolan Darkest situation is crazy"
Ah yes the most of them all moment moment most of this yes
I honestly had a moment where I thought you weren't gonna win, but I should have known better.
aw fuck, i can't believe he's done this
he stole my skittles and XXLFurry Vore Commissions file, this sin is not forgivable
one time I met pyrocynical in real life, and I offered to show him my favorite game (Transformers PS2), but before I said anything, he spat on me, kicked me to the ground, and started making, (as he called it), "snide remarks".
you must avenge the name of transformers the game for the ps2, dolan...
Praying for Pyrocynical ( he has to live with himself and everything he did) 😔😔😔
So sad, good thing we have another, arguably better slop channel to watch!
I saw Pyrocinical at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I'm so sorry you had to go trough all of this...
These allegations are insane. I need to do some thorough research on this bike
Never stop slopping!!!
Dolan Dark Situation is Clinically Insane
how dare Pyro make a duck cry, that’s too far
clean win on the fall guys
The slop lore keeps on expanding😮
I cant believe the internet continues to idolise pyrocynical when it’s a known fact that in 2015 he was discovered to have had 15 corpses in his basement
I saw pyro steal his nabours catalytic converter
bro need his bike fr fr
tuning in for slop is the sloppiest thing i've done
Where's Dolan? We need our daily slop!!
deplatform pyrocynical
i cant believe he would do this
time to make 15 minute video about it
Thoughts and prayers hope the pryo doesn't take the kids with the devorce
i love your accent. have you noticed this weird girl (me) thirsting in ur comments yet? isnt it weird? who tf thirsts over slopfest channel?
Real
@@DolanDarkest what is wrong with this person dolan did she not have enough slop in her early slopping years?
Bad Guy Pyro! 🫵😠
literally crying and shitting rn. pyrocynical has gone too far this time.
Pyro killed my family because I didn't watch the 7 hour utopia video all in one sitting
I stole your pink bike I only left trading wheels
moral of this slopic: Never trust a pyro main.
#justicefordolan
I am gobsmacked on what Pyro has done.
I mean that Ultimate Spider-Man haicut do be kind of sad
He stole the bike just for the bike air pump for his inflation fetish
Can't believe pyro stole your heart
cant believe pyro
Can't believe Pyro stole your bike pump for his own inflated desires.
it's so sad no one made a 8 minute video title pyrocynicals situation is insane😞
oh lawd
I cannot believe that you grew up together despite Pyrocynical lives in UK while you lives in New Zealand.
rip bike (rip in peace)
New slop idea pyro messages and dates a 15 year old girl as an adult
I can’t believe Pyro gave me cancer
Yes, Robert?
how you ride a bike with those short legs?
can't even pretend that im surprised :(