when your child makes a YouTube account
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2019
- what if our eyes aren't real
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BROFIST ........... - Komedie
Little did he know, the silver hair would soon cause him to fully transform into an anime girl
anyma is big gay
lik if u agre plz xDD xD lol
@@muybien7662 ok
osubeatz! anyma do be kinda gay doe
Yoshii WOW 🤩 you’re actually sooooooooooooooo right
@@muybien7662 whats anyma
My dude has officially hit 50 years old. Enjoy Father's Day lmfao
Congratulations
Avengerman260 couldn’t like comment, it was on 420 likes
The next Cody ko
who is this lesbian?
Lmao
I swear Morgz's jaw snaps out of place whenever he talks
walter
@@dawyzzel3708 Walter white
_WALTER WHITE?!!?!???!!1!1!1?_
*turrterteteteturrrr*
Pyro's laugh at the "walter" comment is my peak humor. *I am clinically insane.*
Walter
Walter
Walter
Walter
Walter
The Pyrocynical Channel wouldn't exist if his parents won't let him make one.
I can't tell if this is a troll or not.
@@Pete-xw4ig lmao
404 COMMENT NOT FOUND
I want to like your comment but its at 420 likes and that's q funny number
hello child
6:11
"That is *not* how you spell iPhone."
**Hell's Gate opens**
@Ghetto Bruvva
Your dad's kinda lesbian tbh lol
@@johnnyg4mer764 your mom is pretty sexy
Picardia Face. Your face is kinda ugly, plus i have infinite block cards and uno reverse cards
fone
*_f o n e_*
Walter Clements will go down as one of the most influential person in CZcams history.
water
Waltuh
69th like
*i love how pyro is just insulting 90% of his audience in this video*
Make that 90 percent
Yeah 30 is way too little
30 is too little
50%
I can smell the cheeto dust from the screen
"That is not how you spell iPhone."
*Martin absorbs the universe*
Walter
ScoutTf2Guy Walter
TheDarkArtist Walter
@@methmonster walter
Walter-pan?
"you kinda look like 🎵🎵" - pyrocynical, 2019
this is so sad, alexa play 🎵🎵
came here just for this im cry laughing it's so sad
@Dyin already That's why we're here
Chris Edwards Thank you sir
Don't give me wrong I love whitewoods. But do somebody know the name of replacement music?
waltuh
Put your d away waltuh
Mike you will never be a youtuber
I'm not deaf, but even I can appreciate the jokes you only get with subtitles. It's cool to see CZcamsrs go the extra length to put them in.
Oh
Trying to understand children’s youtube comments is like trying to crack the Enigma Code.
-- It's hard, but you eventually figure it out
Lmao
Or trying to speak Aurebesh or reading WingDings
It’s not funny because of the hyperbolic comparison you made, rather, it’s more ironic seeing your pfp
one time i deafult and free fortnite come and dance
Liek if you =peayer
I think Pyro's goal is to slowly morph into Ellen DeGeneres
we're halfway through his transformation
lol he was always lesbian
alan the generous
you mean ellen degenerates
So he wants to be more lgbtqrstuvwxyz?
Everyone's to talking about Walter but no one's gonna speak about Josh Evans giving us a great informative description of how we should enjoy our Thanksgiving feast
As I child, I can confirm Walter.
Walter
Walter
Walter
Walter
Walter
Pyro as to why he dyed his hair silver
"I waS iN a dArK PlAcE"
Walter
Sham Jammer he’s just getting old, he didn’t dye it...
A silver place*
Sham Jammer SO IT TURNED light.
you kinda look like obama
"I'm not bullying children" Pyro is my favorite pyro
Walter
Zef
Yes
Sexwhale
3:39 best laugh from any CZcamsr ever, period.
every now and again I come back to this video
*"The best thing about children is one day they all die."*
-Brandon Rogers
Brandon rogers is the funniest youtuber i know
I love BR
@@punkdogs4126 i love battle royales too especially fortnite
Gnome oof
ok
I actually died at “Walter”. Like I haven’t laughed like that in years
Mfw Walter
Waltee
Walter
@@llll8154 cacodemon moment
LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTERLAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER LAUGHING WALTER
Four Horsemen of Pyrocynical jokes:
Dark Souls
Breaking Bad
Bullying Children
Hideo Kojima
God I miss Walter. He grew up, and I miss him…
He became Haisenberg
Waltuh
@@mikheiltchelidze3158 pull your dick out waltuh
didnt he comment on this video
@@catgaming357where??
In 3rd grade someone made fun of me for not knowing what porn was.
Wtf 3rd grade
@@unknownability4257 mans must have been held back 4 times
Bruh that’s so cringe
oh god that makes me all kinds of uncomfortable
What why
Un-ironically, I think Pyro might be working out.
He ain't a chubster anymore
fit lesbians attract more women
Luxither peenis
@@Ostwind1944_ Yes.
O shoot you right
but we miss our fatty though :(
Saul
6:32: I honestly beleve that happened, it's as funny as it is sad too.
"I'm having a mid-life crisis at 20."
Now what does that imply?
drug abuse
Tax fraud
At least they made it past age 3, unlike Karen's kids.
Danny Gtr lol relatable
He comes from BC 10.000
Pyro: I cant afford a car
Also Pyro: Wears CDG Love and Offwhite shorts
walter
Hold up
doesn't pyro wear carhartt WIP lol
Its CDG play not love but yeah all that patreon money is going right to grailed
Miasma what you mean bruh cdg is fire
Epic
Walter
Very epic
Ebic
Walter
Greetings
nock nock
whos their ?
porygon
porygon who?
polygon behind jow mamma
Bruh pyro is aging fast he’s gonna get a heart attack from a creeper blowing up his minecraft house and then we are never gonna get petscop 2
walter
(edit) (is my nam e rly )
That silver hair is punishment for not making Petscop 2.
The Fortnite trauma is getting to him.
Makes sense
Nah it’s a Easter Egg for petscop 2 coming soon.
You look like Obama
6:13 is the funniest shit I've ever sen in his videos, besides the one bit in "I'm 14 and this is deep", where some kids talks to his grandad abt holland.
boxdunivers
Pyro has ascended to something worringly powerful:
*Silver Pyro*
pyro mega evolution
silver pyro dlc
ᗪAMoήrỮ ➈➆ i wonder what gold pyro will be like
PandaCrazed
O-O
Silver Pyro Requiem
Pyro is my kind of nihilistic “Im in my 20s and I’ve already seen enough of life” aesthetic
mark ass brownie
Walter
Pyro is my kind of lesbian
maxwell
666th like
this has aged like a fine wine, truly a classic pyro vid
Pyro is slowly being Draco Malloy.
Why am I in this thumbnail?
Walter
The man, the myth, the legend
Walter Clements Walter
WALTER
W A L T E R
Bullying children: *exists*
Pyro: It's like I was made for this
Rip leafy
The children are in the bag what now
Walter
Anyone who leaves a comment in that format is probably a child
And apparently so is everyone else who comments on this video.
children are really incredible creatures. i remember when one of those almighty beings said to me, “yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach the whales started singing we are family.”. charming little things, aren’t they?
@@coltforce_playz2291 quality reply mate.
yo mama so stupid she tried to book an appointment with dr pepper
5:55 Listen carefully and you will hear Pyro say "Petscop 2". This is a reference to Petscop 2.
Pyro before: i am a 40 year old man
Pyro now: in my 20s
Me: my whole life is a lie
Have you ever heard of the tale of benjamin button?
Walter
That's a twist
hows it going bros, flashbang here
As a child I can confirm we do in fact, need serious help.
Same
Same
Same
Bruh what is that name
same
walter
Why is this in my homepage now
Walter Clements was a legend among all
Walter is a name of the gods
@@SumSum1948 Indeed
Walter
walter
@@walterclements4600 my god it's Walter Clements
ahh, Pyro Bullying kids.
I'm home.
VeryFresh_ you misspelled **insert clever remark here**
VeryFresh_ I thought loli’s were the number one kink for weebs but bullying seems better
And you have 666 likes...
Illuminati wants to know your location
Walter
@@arisenleaf U be talking shit about lolis 🅱ruh
Walter
Tbh fortnight has done a pretty good job of keeping all the kids out of mature game lobbies
i get it
Nope, I got called ni**er on Warzone by a 9 year old
@@slurples149 glad to see we are parenting the future generations very well
Everyone: *minding their own business*
Pyro: Hmmm, I should bully more children
bully child juice
fuck
Big boi
Everyone or nobody memes are the unfuniest thing in the universe. You can literally do it with anything. It has no comedical value.
667 like
When your child Walter Clemens makes a youtube account then comments on a video:
walter
bruh #2
eric
obama
walter
@@daisukenaganohara legend
7:57 i get that hes a 12 year old, but why in the fuck is that his bio
xDD
i have joke
nock nock
whos their
walter
walter
get joke
Haha funnyy
Artalin it’s *knock* you dyslexic person
walter
no me
This so funny hahahahahahaahah like to agree
ASOT stands for
A
S Forgotten
O Series
T Petscop 2 now
nO ASoT stAnDS fOR A sERiEs of tUbeS
The last video with ASOT in the title was “they did surgery on s grape” 6 months ago
Last actual ASOT was “Fortnite is now banned in my country”
Nebula yeah
That’s not even an acronym!
0:12
Excellent choice of music Pyro
pyro really loves it when kids make youtube accounts im sure
Pyro's in a dark place.
So is Petscop 2.
No it's in a fucking void get over it already lol
Nobody:
Pyrocynical: dyes hair
Nobody:
Pyrocynical: I hate my hair guys
Walter
It's the s t r e s s
I know
Tanner
just let the nobody meme died you fucking spergs
This is the pyro vid I've watched the most I think.
ive rewatched this video like 10-15 times already
Samee
Get well soon!
@@pantpocket1741 LMAO
pyro: changes hair
subscribers: I never met this man in my life
XxRediexX stfu pussy
@@riktorsmite2265
What is your problem
@@riktorsmite2265 is clearly a rice gum subscriber.
Redy Pants you’re a bitch
Lloyd Jarius Mariano bc you’re a bitch
"You won't get bullied for wearing Pyro merch"
My friend came to school one day wearing one of your shirts and I bullied him
So false
now i feel lied too.
Ha
Walter
Walter
Me
Probably one of the best youtube comments of all time: "walter"
Nock nock
Wh their
Me
Me HOO
Me
11:55
"You kinda look like 🎶🎶"
I felt that 😞
Benjamin Zarkhin same
Walter
i ruined the 69 likes
Lol
@@meduck18 ty
Pyro: "I'm at a difficult stage in my life right now"
Also pyro: *wears a comme de garçon shirt*
also wearing offwhite shorts
walter
walter
walter
I just realized 😂🔫
If Pyro can slim down, I can get beefier than McDonald’s straws.
whoever made the close captions on this did a great job
The silver hair really brings out your Idubbbz forehead.
Nah it’s not big enough
"you a saucy boy"
"they force me to eat EGG"
( he stabs him )
Random Productions fucking what
Joe Frantzen nage
shakespeare's a fuckin genius
E
what? you egg {stabs}
I’m loving the BO1 references.
“I’m going through a very tough time right now”
*Wears Comme De Garçon shirt*
*Also wears Off White Shorts*
*Also wears Off White shorts*
*Also wears Off White shorts*
des Garçons PLAY**
2017: Nick Crompton
2018: The Once ler
2019: Ellen Degeneres
No just no
Ellen degeneres
@@roo9441 Walter
Thanks now every time i pause i see her now
Logan Solo what about 2013
Hearing Pyro say Sorenson hurt my soul a little
Walter clements: Walter
I felt that
Pyro: Doesn’t want his fans to bully him about his hair
Also Pyro: makes his hair fricking silver.
The Nerdy Gamer good job keeping it ad friendly. Pop off queen 🤠
Frickity frick frick
walter
It’s ok you can say fuck
the nerdy gamer
Lets face it, pyro's purpose of living is to bully children
Walter
*GLITCH E' GAMING WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
well it's this or James Charles for the eighth time.
His purpose of living is to make a fking petscop 2 xD
Kids these days are fucking cancer, so I could care less
I have joeke
nock nock
wohs their
doctar
doctar who
get joeke
noone get joeke :(
mi get joeke funni ebry teme
@@IConveyMomentum tank yuo
Yiur mime is soooo Kringie😨😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Pyro is entering his emo phase in 2019.
@@areulsois8411 Oh
Pyro: puts “new Minecraft emote” as a joke
Mojang: I like that idea
LOL
LLOOOL
Only on Minecraft Bedrock
E
Ngl im shock af when I came back to my mc bedrock
Children V Drywall.
*The biggest anime battle of the century*
That clip of those kids in the xbox lobby actually left me in tears
Pyro: “Yeah I dyed my hair, what of it?”
* Next video *: “Hey guys, meet my husband”
Edit: Walter
walter
walter
walter
walter
walter
50 year olds: Dye their hair blond to appear younger
Pyro: Dyes his hair "Silver" to look 50
Walter
8:17 vocaloid gang rise up
2:47 what a genius lad
No one:
Pyro: going through a Draco Malfoy Mid life crisis
(Going through a Draco Malfoy Mid life crisis)
walter
walter
Ew a girl
Minux who says I’m a girl?
Pyro I got bullied for wearing your merch
Help me
Dont get bullied then...
Wait nevermind i just got to that part lol
You beat me to the joke fuck
some.random person try playing Petscop 2
@@dovaridder4699 you got it cheif
Peak pyro content tbh
6:11
Turn subtitles on
Bless you, you magnificent bastard
"I'm having a midlife crisis in my twenties"
Me too Pyro, me too.
So doesn't that mean he'll die when he's fourty
I'm 36 so I'm way past my midlife crisis. I have one foot in the grave metaphorically
Morgz is literally on 200% animation and 500% volume
Ralsei with a gun hahahahahaha so funny hahahahahsh om talltoy diybf right now hahahh
@Ralsei with a gun Thats a weird way to say 100% weed
loud = funny
remember?
bruh i love the subtitles its too funny
6:08 I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes
The kids that make yo mama jokes are the ones that eat popcorn with a fork
You dont???
@@nolanthejug Excuse me sir *W H A T*
@@That1Historian it adds a medal flavor 😌
@@nolanthejug How does it add a medal flavor...
@@That1Historian it depends on how hard you bite it 😌
Bro the edit made the end joke even more funny idk why
Atleast it didnt ruin it
Walter
The kid predicted the joker movie this is so epic