The British Boys Freak Out Over Weird Australian Animals
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Ancient Egypt: The ibis is a sacred messenger of Thoth.
Modern Australia: Stupid Bin Chicken.
Rural Australia: Devourer of Plagues (rats, snakes, grass hoppers and cane toads)
Japan: Endangered bird
Jehouti!
Rest of the World: Cats are cute pets
Modern Egypt: The are literally rats.
I was eating meat pies with a friend at uni when an ibis perched on my friend's shoulder and stabbed its peak into her pie. She screamed and dropped the pie, just how it wanted her to. Then, it scooped up the remains and flew away. The audacity of these birds smh 💀
Bravest Bin Chicken I've ever heard of
While sitting at Southbank in Brissy eating lunch, I had one hop up onto the table and take hot chips straight off my plate. Glad it didn't grab the lasagne.
@@N3gativeR3FLUX that's more the bravest I'm used to
I have also had to fight a Bin Chicken over my food when they try to steal it, they can hiss and it sounds weird
@@N3gativeR3FLUX dawg how tf gave we been in the exact same situation lmao
Australia is gods animal dlc test server
sadly the dlc is region lock
More like beta test area
@@hanamichizen9326 are The Galapagos the other?
@@sheridanwolf the galapagos are in the pacific of south america so not really related.
@@HarrysDogmalaysia nah its only region lock if theres a pandemic.
I guess koalas survived because they were the only ones willing to eat such a shitty food, so they had no competition and had all the shitty food to themselves
They still gotta get down and move to a different tree, where they get game ended by just about anything
Yeah, it's also pretty much how the native folklore says it too. It was punished for being lazy.
@@kickasscowell5654 well they are still a 15 kg/33 Lb animal with fairly vicius claws , a pretty foul smell and a bad attitude czcams.com/video/J6McaLNpHRw/video.html
Because they eat eucalyptus leaves which are poisonous, their entire body poisons any animal that actually eats them.
Pun intended?
ok , the deal about kangaroos is that they like all marsupials are born terribly underdeveloped and then have to climb all the way from the vulva to the pouch of the mother , and to do that they need swole arms with defined fingers , preventing them from developing hooves and walking on four legs like deers and horses ...
koalas survive because eucaliptus was the most common plant around there and nothing else can eat it , so it's comparatively free food if you have the necessary tools to process it , and also they survive because they are too big for anything that climbs trees to mess with , have vicius claws , smell bad and every prey can deal with some amount of predation ...
ibisis are birds in the same family as pelicanes and cormorants , they are wading birds that stay with their feet in the water eating fishes and other water things for most of their life , however due to cities being rich in trash , wich to opportunistic birds is as dense as the buffet gets , they may tend to wander around on dry land and consume food there , they aren't preyed upon by many things because they are lanky , have a vicius beak capable of pocking an eye out of anything that may get too close and they can fly ,
this has been the local biology nerd signing off
Nice seeing a fellow biology buff educating the community
Just to add a lil more from another env bio grad
Koalas dont eat all types of eucalyptus trees out of the many species they can only eat very few species which is a prominent factor contributing to their endangered status
And Ibisis actually have the same walking posture as prehistoric dinosaurs (pretty sure it was the Trex) so in a way theyre prehistoric as well 😂
Theyve populised the urban areas due to Australias rapid destruction of their natural wetland habitats and quickly adapted to urban areas which is very smart of em
and if you think about it because of Australias isolation period for millions of years from other continents many of our species are endemic and have changed vastly from other countries due to our arid and dry envrionments, many of the species prioritise defense over attack (most snakes for example)
many of our species do not have natural apex predators which is why many of our species are going endangered due to invasive (introduced) species because theyve never had to defend themselves from predators
i am convinced koalas live because they're so gross that no predator wants to touch them.
Koalas will only eat select eucalyptu and use their sense of smell to choose the least toxic leaves. And a Victorian koala won’t eat the same eucalyptus as a new south welshie. Depends on the area. The reason they sleep 16 hrs a day is they’re nocturnal and eucalyptus has little to no nutritional benefits.
Also because cities are mostly built on top of marshes and old swamp areas, the Ibises are left with no where to go meaning that most of the time they are stuck in the city to find food to survive
The weirdest thing about Australia in context to this conversation is that you can see a little Joey in Sydney
That sounded off out of context😂
... you can what?-
Lmao 🤣
Connor saw a little Joey in Sydney*
Gotta get more tags in there.
Sydney's NTR fetish has finally been fulfilled
Another thing about Kolas. They hate being moved. Even if their environment is destroyed, if you try and move them to a new location, even if it’s perfect most just don’t adapt. They’re extremely hard to keep happy
Koalas are on the spectrum, confirmed.
@@giantred They even have built in crash helmets
@Icarus As an Aussie, drop bears are built different
I spent a week staying at wildlife hospital in the Glass House Mountains in Australia. The owner of the hospital had 3 injured koalas she was taking care of. Just those 3 koalas on their own took up as much time as every other animal in the hospital. This is because the owner had to drive hours every day to where each koala was rescued from, to chop down branches off the Eucalyptus leaves, and the each koala needs a new set of branches basically every day. They can't eat leaves from too far away from where they live, because they literally can't digest it!
And this person had so many other animals in the hospital; they had about 10 owls, a LOT of other native birds, a few snakes, a lot of joey kangaroos and wallabies, 3 flying foxes, two ponies (pets not rescues), about 5 lizards, 3-4 baby possums, an emu, 3 adult male kangaroos, and a god damn wedge tailed eagle! And the koalas took up the same amount of time as every other animal.
Hopping is extremely efficient. As australia dried out and nutrient density went down, you can either evolve to eat crappy food in one place (koala), or you can evolve to move long distances without expending much energy to find new food and water. Kangaroos also evolved a piston-like diaphragm, connected to the stomach. When they hop their stomach moves back like you do in a car seat when accelerating, which pulls on the diaphragm and opens the lungs passively. When they hit the ground on the other end of the jump, the stomach pushes forward and closes the diaphragm. This means they breath for 'free' while hopping. Their ligaments and muscles store energy when they hop. The power curve for hopping looks like flying in terms of energy efficiency.
Australians are just British people who've progressed farther in their tech trees. They're like really specced out Brits. I guess you need to be that specced out when you live in real life Jurassic Park.
At the cost of proper English
@@kickasscowell5654 Fun Fact: Our accent developed from us being drunk all the time.
@@TR1CK yeah and how every word has a shorter version
@@kickasscowell5654 imagine thinking British people speak proper English
@@ryanasher6390 they do.
One of my favourite things as an Australian is watching foreign influencers talk about how much they enjoyed their time in Australia.
Take them back to Australia in December or January then they can complain about the heat.
Compared to Japan's heat waves and humidity, they might still like it.
@@boxhead6177 depends where in Australia they go
@@Deaglan753 Canberra is definitely the worlds most Forgettable capital city. They will have lots to complain about
@@xerozu69 i dread to know what they are like there
@@Deaglan753 Winter is just extremely depressing cold and dry grey skies, summer is either hot and dry or Rain constantly. Best thing they have there is Kingsley's Chicken
there's nothing in the world to convince me garnt never made the "i've got sydney at home" joke at some point while they were there.
“However this lack of brain power gives the koala a discrete evolutionary advantage, in that it does not give a fuck.” -zfrank
Koalas in the rain. No fucks given.
@@duelistAKI
Koala koala
garnt hot take "Australia is just happier UK"
Hard to be happy with all the dangerous animals
@@MichaelM28 I say its much easier because you could die at any time so you live life to the fullest.
@@MichaelM28 not really. America and Europe have bears, we don't
@@Slayyyaphine you’d have to try extremely hard to even get injured by U.K. wildlife.
@@Slayyyaphine
Yeah, as much as Australia is touted as a place for having some of the most dangerous wildlife, living there probably isn't as scary as foreigners think because it's still a pretty big country and the urban/neighborhood areas are probably industrialized to not be common enough to come across. It'd be like being afraid to travel to the US because of fear that alligators, only to end up along the midwest and/or west coast where they aren't as common... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
COnner: these birds are too big to exist. They are too easy to capture.
Let me tell you about the Great Emu War.....
Conner: ibis are too big...
*emu and cassowary have entered the chat*
The bin chickens are weird but nothing compares to the bats in Sydney. Literally giant fucking bats fly around the city casually
City lights attract a lot of moths, easy meal. Look at the top of any tall building with big lights on the outside at night and you will just see swarms of birds and bats.
What surprises a lot of people is the falcons in Australian cities eating pigeons... no one notices them.
I know Australia has bats (especially the big fruit bats)
Sydney sounds more exciting than Melbourne. We don't even really have ibises
@@aquidillion Melbourne still has flying foxes and falcons! (And there are Ibises in rural Victoria)
Don't forget the parrots either! Though I do feel like Sydney has more, and even more if you go further north.
Wish they saw Wombats. They’re one of those animals that turns out to be a lot bigger than you think they’d be
I love wombats, little tanks them. I knew a mate on a dirt bike who hit one, fucked his front wheel and threw him from it with the impact. The little bugga waddled off into the bush like he didn't just get hit with a 200kg bike and rider going at 50kph.
@@Marth667 don’t wombats have reinforced butts
Wombat's legs for their size are ridiculously strong. The power in those legs is monsterous.
Love wombats.
But, from memory their numbers are dropping.
I see a LOT of dead wombats each year due to being hit by cars on the way to work.
This year would be around 30+.
A shame they dont breed faster.
@@lukedudgeon8699 that’s sad knowing that there not doing so well population wise hope there’s effort for getting there numbers high
considering the amount of clearing going on in NSW (the size of Tasmania over the last 9 years) koalas may actually go extinct in NSW by 2050. ibis are a swamp bird that live around mangroves. You'll see them around cities and towns because those places were built on top mangroves of or next to waterways.
Hopefully labor can turn it around with Tanya Plibersek's commitment to 30% of the environment protected by 2030. I don't expect a miracle but not having an Australian icon go bye-bye for good would be nice. That and the other 1000 species now at risk of extinction.
@@Marth667 Having hopes here as well because knowing Australia who doesnt really invest into caring about the environment but destroys its at a rate quicker than it can regenerate or be remediated, for a country thats got such a high percentage of biodiversity hotspots.
Australia has one of the worst extinction rates relative to the countrys size its a disappointment
Yep, here in Tasmania the logging industry actually runs at a loss and is only kept alive for purely political reasons.
This comes at the expense (along with the high quota that makes logging a taxpayer expense) of some massive biodiversity including the largest temperate rainforest in Australia (also one of the oldest in the world) with many superlative (by many statistics) plants & animals.
@@Marth667 murdock will just go on another media scare mongering campaign and vote out labour through advertising again.
The recent bushfires certainly don’t help matters for koalas.
4:18 Connor read the copy pasta, and he doesn't realise how smart Koalas actually are. They're evolutionary masters. They took a source of food that a country is covered in with zero competitors, and there's nothing wrong with not taking food if it came from others. Koalas have a specific gut flora, and it makes sense not to mess with it by eating something of foreign origins.
Koalas put the minimum number of points into INT and put all those extra points into Digest Poison. And the reason the babies eat their mother's pap is to build up the necessary gut microorganisms needed to digest eucalyptus.
Our spiders are pretty cool too... I had a good sized huntsman with one leg missing free-ranging around my house for a while. I named him Septimus
No offense Imma hav to stop ya there considering how big and dangerous they get among other things
@@matthew_natividad whats your problem with Septimus?
@@linkholder it’s a spider first an Australian one at that
@@matthew_natividad and you dont tug it to Muffet?
@@linkholder no
Australia’s biodiversity is totally intertwined with the mass extinction event linked to the period when First Nations people arrived. Any large herbivores were hunted to extinction, and so large carnivores died out. The only notable carnivore left is the dingo, which were introduced by the aboriginal settlers.
The cultural or hunting practice of starting wildfires favoured flora that bounce back from or require wildfire.
Grasslands bounce back, and so replaced woodland areas, and with no competition, and very few predators kangaroos exploded.
Eucalyptus trees are either fire resistant or are germinate by fires. So when fire became more common they took over. And because their leaves are poisonous, the only animal that could eat them because way more successful.
Dingos weren't even introduced by aboriginal settlers, they were introduced by Indian settlers that arrived around 4000 years ago and no one knows why which then led to the extinction of the Thylacine on mainland Australia and fucking the ecosystem even more.
well, good to know that humanity's questionable habit of walking into a place and irreversibly changing it for our own gains through hunting shit to extinction and setting everything on fire goes back to the beginnings of our species lmao
@@katsucandy What can we say, were good at what we do. Now, about mars..
There were no ‘aboriginal settlers’ ?there are the First Nations people,, who have lived here for 50,000 years and then small interactions with the Spanish before British settlements. I think when you say First Nations people you mean the first fleet which refers to the first set of ships to come to Australia and was carrying mostly convicts. And the British introduced animals like the dingo and cane toads. Australia’s foliage causes fires if they aren’t managed at all so The First Nations people (aboriginal people) had a long tradition of controlled fires that happened in gridded sections to safely burn away anything dead that would start a bush fire so that fresh vegetation could grow back, this happened in the lush wooded areas and you can still see the faint lines after years of not being allowed to do the practice. A lot of early settlers would use uncontrolled fires to flush out animals to hunt but the fires would spread and cause genuine more long lasting damage.
@@sebbythesheep you telling me the aboriginal people just sprung into existence one day?
Ibis is an estuary bird and part of the ecosystem, they have a brilliant immune system and are highly resistant to ingesting poisonous species like the Cane Toads (which are ecological disaster)... one of only a few animals that can eat them.
Ibises are swamp and wetland birds, not just estuary birds, why do you think Ibises are hundred’s of Km’s inland
Magpies and Crows eat them too. But not because of poison resistance. They're smart, and realised that the poison was only on their back.
So they flip the cane toads over and attack their belly. Literally attacking their weak point for massive damage.
8:01 "A really long thicc bla.... NO I mean a really long slender", We all know what you meant Garnt.
There's a gif
Australia is New Game+ Britain
Upto 90% of some koala population have chlamydia. Another fantastic fact about the chill bears down under.
I was having a picnic with friends in Hyde Park and a couple of Ibis came up to us, I shooed the closest one away and it bit my finger. didn't bleed but it still f******* hurt
I love how Australia is safe and there is no incidents even though we have some dangerous spiders and snakes. I have never seen a snake besides the zoo
How have you never seen a snake? Like, the country isn't the writhing Indiana Jones-style snake pit foreigners imagine, but I've still seen plenty of them. Saw a big carpet python in the middle of the footpath in the Brisbane CBD once.
Living in the right areas then aren't ya mate
Tbf, I haven’t been in Australia long, but I’m now convinced that the Americas have the most dangerous wildlife, and the most dangerous thing in Australia is the UV
@@clowkey1747 the dangerous animals typically are poisonous, so they're avoidable in most circumstances. not as scary as say a bear flipping your car over. But yeah don't frick with the sun, it'll mess you up
Where are you I've had snakes in my house and some were poisonous sooooo
FYI, koalas can be fucking vicious. Like a junkie on a comedown they get Clark Kent powers.
I'm not from australia, but I lived in melbourne for a few years, then I went to sydney and I was also like "wtf is that". Truly a weird bird (the bin chickens) to find in the middle of the city
Bats. Bats sleeping in the thousands during the day in Sydney Botanical Gardens, right downtown. Bats filling the sky at night in Melbourne near the university.
Hot take: Australia is just Britain on new game plus
They did start by using British people with higher than average KDRs.
@@orangeapples For bread perhaps
Australia is terrifying
Can't believe I was like a 15 minute drive away from Garnt like a month or so ago wow. So glad he got to see the beauty of the Yarra Valley ranges and not just the cities.
8:01 *AYO GARNT WHY U SUS BRO?*
No guys
Australia is the third account
First account you’re learning the game
Second account you’re optimising the game
Third account you’re fucking around
I remember when I was six I had this banger cheese sandwich, but a bin chicken stole it at the botanical gardens, I fought it off but it won and took it, I was traumatised that day
Come to the states, we got Canadian geese everywhere and they’re huge
"states" "Canadian" lmao
But in all honesty, as long as you don't come too close to them, they're just a bigger and more chill version of regular geese, at least in my experience
Joey is a lucky man to have never heard of an ibis attack
Lmao and that is why Australia is the British Texas.
They were until they forfeited all their guns and the government got a lot more authoritarian
It's insulting you're comparing us to a backward ass shithole like taxes
I'm laughing way too much at this
Not gonna lie, that moment when they were talking about being on Sydney with Sydney was a bit mind blowing for me xd
Australia just terrifies me.
Garnt was pretty sus when describing the beak of the bird
i would literally be terrified of Australian wildlife lmao i've seen the spiders they have and NO THANKS
We barely have any wildlife to worry a bout in metro areas, there are barely any snakes and pretty much no insanely venemous spiders especially where i live
@@Riley_Willetts The Sydney Funnel-Web Spider is one of the most dangerous spiders in the world and can be found in a large portion of New South Wales.
@@mcgoldenblade4765 There have been no Funnel Web deaths in Australia in over 50 years. Confirmed kills prior to the creation of antivenom in 1980 was 13... meanwhile bees kill in average 5 people per year in Australia.
@@mcgoldenblade4765 i meant where i live in Western Australia
Just don't stick your hands in strange holes....
Australia always gets a bad wrap for 'dangerous wildlife', but the reason koalas aren't hunted is because we don't have dangerous wildlife - they have few if any natural predators. We got some heckin big birds, but they aren't very common and a koala needs to leave a tree to be a target.
At least in australia we wont get jumped by a big cat or a bear while camping. keep your tent closed and you'll be peachy.
Australia is the new account+ option that's only available if you have the DLC and have already failed the Revolutionary War storyline and lost access to Georgia
Ibis are wetland birds and the long beak is for poking into mud after worms etc. the very splayed feet allow them to walk on top of weed or muddy areas.
They should travel round more is they visit again. The blue mountains, Cairns, Hamilton Island, Tasmania, the SA wine regions ect. It really is a beautiful place.
I hope nothing bad happens to their friendship
The seagulls in my part of Australia (WA) they attack you and when my older brother was little he nearly got swallowed by a pelican and one stole my food when I was little so I stranged it and nearly killed it
Ibis are on our farm all the time eating the bugs in the crops.
Growing up in Healesville. Ibis were everywhere. I remember in prep them stealing food right out of my hands during lunch.
My parents own a pony farm. At one point they got a bit of an ibis problem. Think it’s mainly Cockatoos now.
Btw ibis stink so bad. When they fly off if you are close by, you just get a huge whiff of their odour.
8:01 ill be waiting for this clip of garnt at the next awards
"Is that a Pokémon?!" 🤣
Lots of Australian animals bounce. Suitable way of locomotion over the terrain? But it’s a common trait.
I only learned about the Ibis through "A SONG ABOUT BIRDS"
Hadedas here (our ibis) eat earthworms and grubs. So they're just your basic bird ecologically 🤷 9:23 ah neato makes sense
In Australia they will also eat mice, snakes and cane Toads. But in city life is full of discarded food (and the pests they attract).
2:12 Sydney is just Melbourne but gambling and horrendous coffee, oh and gang was
The ibis are wetlands birds. Ongoing drought has forced them to migrate to Sydney
This made me think they should absolutely create Pokémon based off of Australian animals
man it feels good to live in Australia as my life
Tier Zoo has so much influence over us
You need to show them a buff red kangaroo!
No no no YOU DO NOT MESS WITH KANGAROOS-THOSE GUYS ARE YOLKED
Oo… I now want the Trash Taste Bois to come down to South Africa. Our Ibises are even more wack, fuckin’ Hadeda (pronounced “Har-Dee-Dar”) and our Monkeys and Baboons will be something Connor would love
Yeah people talk about Australia, but South Africa has even more dangerous wildlife, let alone the city life is one of the most dangerous in the world lmao
Its so sad the sydney could properly see sydney, sydney itself must be sad that sydney couldnt see sydney and sydney was probably devastated that she could see sydney
Wanna talk about the weirdest evolution of animals in Australia? talk about the platypus.
Trinidad has red ibis, they looks cool
Knew a bloke who has to pause in between apex matches to smack the shit out of an ibis trying to get in through his window with a flyswatter. It smelled his food and stuck it's head in like "hey gimme ur food bitch"
if people havnt clipped garnt trying to show what the bin chickens beak looks like ill be surprised haha
You didnt get to experience Sydney, we went to the reptile park 😂 ..
Yeah, thats not in sydney 😂
These guys need to hear a song about birds, great song about the ibis
Maybe you should take the Ibis as your totem - bin chicken for trash talk.
I'm kind of disappointed the boys didn't get to see any drop bears...
Lucky you missed the drop bears, they can be lethal
lmao we got ibis in florida too but the idea of trying to catch is crazy to me bc the moment you get too close, they fly away. also , their beaks are pink instead of black here.
Koalas have smooth brains
8:00 garnt you good?
man just wait till they see that horned murder bird the Cassowary.
8:00 pause
Ayooo
Pretty much all the koalas also have chlamydia, too, so there's that
They didn’t encounter the platypus, the lord of jank?
I find this really funny because my countries National Bird is literally the Scarlet Ibis
Those damn Australian dinosaurs back at it again
8:01 is so memeable. Like ultra memeable
Have the guys seen the "AUSTRALIA'S DEADLIEST ANIMALS (SONG)" because it's the best
Did you show them the song?
WAIT OTHER COUNTRIES DONT HAVE IBIS??? I live on a farm and we get Ibis all the time but we usually get black or rainbow ones.
We do have some pretty cool birds like cockatoos, cockatiels, budgies and a shit ton of parrots. Worst ones for me are lorikeets but not sure if U get em down south they will crawl on you and steal food out of your hand they have no fear my arm is covered in scratches cuz of em.
Also I love how you said Australia's just beaches but %90 of our country is desert and bush.
They do but ours just look funny. For some reason everyone else gets things that at least resemble birds, but ours look like someone has heard of a bird, but drew it with their eyes shut.
Trash Taste Australia Tour when?
They only met the safe birds.
Koalas in the rain...
Australia is England new game plus
Adelaide SA is where the wineries and breweries are
there are populations of feral wallabies in the UK, they were originally imported as pets.
You can't put berejiklian in the thumbnail
I don't know if it's just me or why it's just me but hearing Connor saying tortoise the way he does is kinda weirdly adorable to me... I don't know if it's just pronunciation or the fact that I hear tortoise a lot (Due to me living in the southwest where there are some that live here) and that his English being very refined that it just sounds different 🤔 just me
Kangaroos can’t decide whether to walk on two, three, four or five legs (their tails fit the definition of a leg)
Bin Chickens also eat small crabs at least that's what I think they are doing
8:00 Garnt ultra sus
“The weather is better”
Unless you live in Melbourne.🥲