This is What Happen's When a TWAT Gets Ahold of Your Tape! - Lesson in Blues Twattery Analogue Tape

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Introducing Twatface, or better known as "Twatty" - the self-important solo guitarist! He's here in the studio soloing his heart out with the most annoying and thin sounding twat-worthy mid-range bridge-pickup setting on his Ibanez RGT6-EXFX which is more or less designed for metal. Oh well might as well make the best of it, he's here in the digital spotlight- whether the rest of the blues band (who is recording directly to cassette tape) likes it or not.
Twatty Mc'twatface was too lazy and pompous to plug into the Yamaha MT400's console and of-course rewinding the cassette tape was out of the question so the band was forced to allow him to punch-in record over Cubase which slowed the whole process down by orders of days.
Here we obsearve Twatty feverishly twanging away through our Leslie speaker 910 of which he enjoys repeatedly stomping upon a tired speed switch which controls the slow and fast speed of the Leslie BECAUSE Twatty cannot make up his fucking mind if he wants to go fast or slow.
We dont like Twatty, but he was the only session musician available to us who could fill the void today. His sound is of its very nature, TWAT. Twattish twangy tang which evokes the most powerful imagery of someone picking up a bright orangey yellow Fender Telecaster, (OF WHICH WE USUALLY LOVE BUT WHEN SOMETHING GETS IN THE WRONG HANDS..)switching to its bridge pickup and plugging into a Line-6 amp and saying to themselves "HMM, lets roll off that bass completely and CRANK up that MIDDLE and TREBLE!"
Twatty has unfortunately discovered new realms of sonic pain with the Leslie Speaker today so we shant be getting him back...or atleast we hope not any time soon. Just look at his little self important smirks he gives during his unfortunate performance! What a freaking TWAT!
Jokes, we love you Mr Twatmiester.
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