Holding Ourselves Accountable - H3 Show #6
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0:00 We’re Sorry..
7:00 Makeup & Teddy Fresh Talk
18:00 Whalid Feeds Us!
23:30 Gabe Isn’t Feeling Good...
32:00 Jeff Wittek & Amber Rose Talks About Verica
50:00 The Rock Bottle Rumours “Proof"
1:10:15 Wonderpump Talk
1:16:40 Throwback When Ethan Was Jolly
1:18:00 Thrupples NEVER Work
1:25:00 Ryan Kavanaugh Fails Again…
1:42:20 Cutting Things In Half Competition
2:54:30 Grimes Horrible Set
3:11:00 Jojo Siwa Under Fire Again... - Zábava
Dan- born to be a theater kid, forced to be the producer of the H3 show 😔
I love your profile picture!
Unironically one of best theatre jobs. 12 hours+ performing weekly to an audience of 1M + fat paycheck
Yeah he over-acts and it's so cringe
More like the show awakened the theatre kid that was always inside him and I’m here for it
Right like I think it’s pretty obvious Dan is happy 😂
I didn't think Ethan would be good at cutting things 50/50, I thought he would be good at 45/55 because... He takes that 5% :)
Ooo trishy
@@FreshNews247what lol
i love that you ended the comment with a smile
@@millzeeefreshnews is a bot /troll or something their comments are random and make no sense lol
@@hailee1001 that makes sense lol thx gorl
ethan visibly traumatized when they were talking about how elderly people have sex and chat was saying "ask your mom" 😭😭
Dan ATE with the “Why don’t we call your mother” 😭😭😭
oh i see hila rode the slay train into baddie central today
H.I.L.A.
Hottest
In
Las
Angeles
lol what’s up with that profile pic fam?
Eww wtf y'all are weird as hell.
Slayyyyyyyyyyyyy 💅@@mikesloth3
Hila bout to make me act up 🥵 She’s doing it for the queer ladies out here 😍
hila apologizing for dans apology 😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
I CACKLED at this 😂
Her apologizing for ABs random fact 😂😂
Women apologizing for male behavior. And if you disagree that’s fine, i’m objectively right. It’s a thing that’s normalized
@@paytonsmetrue but I don’t think it seriously applies here
@@paytonsme femcel energy 🫣 nice job on making a funny moment into "us vs them"
I can't with the Melissa McCarthy clip looping over and over silently throughout Gabe's section lmao 🤣😂 idk how no one noticed for so long
She said i look Goooood 🫨
@@natpoolpewpew7112 why does that emoji work perfectly with how she said it 🤣
The "I just looked it up and giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people" took me out 💀 I had tears streaming down my face. One of the funniest lines they've constructed.
Right!! That was hilarious, and then Hila apologizing for it right after! Comedy gold my dude!
Im so glad someone mentioned this 😭
is that a reference to something? sorry I don't know context lol
Bro that shit had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was so fucking random, it's perfect
I love this podcast
“It’s $5, collect some cans” sent me into orbit
👀 Me in Nevada where they don't give money for cans. I'll be a broke girly forever
I'm in wi and I once turned in 2 garbage bags full of cans and got less the 4 dollars
Its only 50 cans if you live in Oregon...
Followed by AB saying he looked up that giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people..
Omg same ahahah
Having the glove protection for the knives and then Ethan immediately getting cut upon deciding to not wear them is so poetic
dare I say Michael Scott vibes
I was just about to say that @@carissazirbel6374
Shame on the person who said it was boring. I love when the crew plays games as if theyre in a game show
Litterally, like if this bores you then the rest of the show would put you to sleep wtf
Srsly the crew segments are the best
“DOESN’T THAT DISTURB YOU?” ~Ethan
when Zach’s pizza was increasing in weight, made me cackle 🤣
Sameee😂😂❤❤❤
Ethan responding “Why!?” when he found out Jeff and Amber Rose are long term friends is so funny for some reason
He wants exclusive bestie status 🥹
SO FUNNY.. I literally said WHY outloud so loudly too 😂😂 I also was so confused as to how on earth they crossed paths to begin with. I laughed so hard when Ethan also asked WHY?
I thought the same thing
it's so random 😭 lmao I immediately understood his confusion
His reaction was amazing LOL (also the lore is that amber rose actually helped Jeff become successful super early in his career, she connected him to other famous people like big Sean (I think) to cut their hair, he talked about it recently on a podcast I watched but cannot remember the name)
i thought this was a CZcamsr apology video i got so excited
Mike you’re so awesome 😂😭
Another bfff’s episode NOW
congrats u got the joke !
@@FreshNews247what does this mean?
Yep, that's the joke Mike 😊
“if only this production would’ve had gloves on set” hila is so funny 😭😭
When Ethan was cutting the hotdog, love said, “it’s just not up to our standards FRANKLY” and no one caught it from the show but I heard you love. I heard you.
Give him my regards did you take Ozempic?
He didn’t😭
A strict calorie deficit
This is a reference to last ep guys 😁 its a comment Barbra Streisand made
CACKLED
This one’s so good, ‘cause people have been speculating that Ethan is on Ozempic
“Inshallah he’ll beat Thanos” underrated line this ep
I love wahlid
He was so funny!!!
@@FreshNews247what is up with all of your negative comments; calm down a little.
I remember the end of the first avengers, they did go to a shawarma lol
ALHAMDULLILAH ✊😔
ethan literally cutting himself moments after declaring he doesn’t need the glove lmao
This
“It’s gaining mass, does that not disturb you?” Is going to be on my mind all night 😂😭
Chat spamming to call Donna today absolutely KILLED me💀
Dans comment sealed the deal for me
I don't think we've ever seen ethan backtrack on a topic SO fast
It was funny because Donna and Gary were all I could think about when Ethan was discussing the elderly. I hate to break it to him, but his mom is freaking fine as hell, and I doubt his parents have thrown in the towel 😂 Especially given the stories we've heard about their escapades
the soundbite from zach sent me into orbit
@@LouieLou8484dude thats def what zach was gonna say too. he had a “dude ur dad FUCKS” locked and loaded but chose not to fire it lol
"Maybe don't sue the craziest psychopath online, who literally has like some kind of personality disorder, he has no limit, no filter and he's seriously mentally unwell"
Advice for us all
"You're talking about yourself, right?"
someone make an edit of him saying this over him just pointing and bowing at the end when he won the competition please
The ref segment for the pizza was peak comedy.
“It’s gaining mass, does that not disturb you?”
Dan has me crying laughing, everytime he says THAT'S RIGHT. The pizza is gaining mass and no one knows what to do!? It's so good
Ethan good at:
Cutting things in half
Sodie tasting
Poker
Peeing in bottles
Getting into lawsuits
Ethan bad at:
Being on time
Using toilets
Baseball ✅
Using knives.
Never seen a dude clog so many toilets
also good at: Farting up a Denny’s
@@yamiletcorrales5026farting up a storm in denny’s!
“What’d you do last night?”
“Watched two grown men cut baby crocs in half with knives. Hbu?”
Whoever said this was boring is crazy 😂 one of my fav episodes so far I love this Perfect Slice segment.
“I should’ve used the glove!” 😂😂
Ethan refusing the glove then cutting himself is very michael scott
Barbara Streisand going around asking “natty or not.” lol
HAHAHAHA
Holy shit 😂😂
How tf did hila just have a whole ass baby and she bounced back like not a day has gone by…. Our Queen ❤
I had my baby the week before her and I still spend most of my days in and around my bed, wearing a tshirt and diaper, covered in milk 😂 she is superwoman!
@@billpardy4094 you are superwoman too, completely normal and great to take it slow if you can.
@@billpardy4094plz don’t forget she gets paid help to be able to do her boss thangs. You’re doing great ❤ and so is hila! Moms deserve all the love!
@@billpardy4094remember that she has help, I know they talk highly about night nurses plus Hila’s mom is in town to help, so she has a lot more support and assistance than the rest of us 😅 you are superwoman too! Anyone who makes & raises a baby is doing amazing things literally everyday
@@billpardy4094Hila’s mom is town to help with the baby, and they have a nanny as well, so don’t feel too bad lol
Zach saying Ethan is taking the OJ initiative after Ethan says he won’t fit into the glove with the bandage on is hilarious 😭😭
Ethan & Hila looking straight at each other when Grimes screamed 3:02:35 was sooooo funny and sweet. I love seeing couples so connected. ❤
As a young woman, Ethan and Hila make me believe love is out there, so long as I don’t mention them to my suitor. ❤️ FAMILY
You gotta mention it it's a red flag detector
The rock doesn't wear camo in every movie, he wears light beige button ups and brown or olive pants 😂
lol you saw that meme too? Literally every single movie he wears the same color tshirt 😂 So weird he gets paid millions n millions to play the same person in all of them lol
@@cassandra811 honestly no my brother and I made the joke about the summer I think Jumanji 2 and cruise ship or whatever came out then looked at his movie posters and we're blown away 😂
Khakiiii
I hate when creators are like give me $5!!! Come on it’s just $5!!! Cause I can’t realistically give $5 to everyone I watch 😭 however I am a member of the H3 show lol you guys are literally the only ones to ever convince me
Why is Ethan always really good at the most random things 😂
lena, too! 😮
My dog howls every time Ethan and Gabe do their howling back and forth lol
Because your dog is part of the pack. lol
The whistle go WOOOO WOOOO!!!
Thats the cutest thing...pls record and put on the subreddit 🥺
Is Friday baby! Fuck!
I bet you have the goodest dog 😊
i swear this is the first time ethan sang the "why the fuck you lying" song correct !!!! i'm so proud of my son
I noticed that too!😂
It was unreal
Timestamp?
i thought he always sung it like that...
@@AllTheArtsy naaah he always messes up the lyrics, either the words or the order
Can we please just appreciate the insanely good commentary from Dan, Zach and Love during the cutting segment
Dan has me crying lmaooo 😭😭 his commentator voice was soo funny
Hila is so effortlessly funny lmao every time they do these sketches she’s SO good lol
I can’t explain it but I love when Love says “wow”
wauw
hila “we should take a pause right now i think”🤣🤣 she is so effortlessly funny i love her
That was perfect. She said please stop talking
Beauty Influencers:
‘I’ve been working for years in this game-changing formula, it is made in China with the most amazing technology. It’s called Ray of Sun under the Midnight Bridge’
Hila:
‘I’ve been working for a few months in the formula, all USA made and I don’t know the name so don’t ask me’
I’m obsessed with looking back at my overweight years and now referring to it as “that was my jolly era”
We’re retraining the brain people
Can Olivia please make a PowerPoint going over the dance moms reunion with the girls and how people think the girls have a gc without Jojo lmao
Would love this also WhT does gc stand for?
@@MoonLightxNighttgroup chat
‼️Also you guys could mention on the show the acusations Jojo and her mother are facing of exploiting minor dancers and not paying them during their show. Honestly it could be a separate PowerPoint! It's been saied that the whole rebrand is to take away attention from that case‼️
Need
@@MoonLightxNighttgroup chat
Rock Piss would be a great Gamer Supps flavor name.
And it’s just a little spicy.
Not too spicy
@@Anr1231 just a little tickle.
Ethan yelling at AB to wear the glove, not using the glove himself and proceeding to cut himself is insane 💀💀😭😭
Ethan channeling his dad energy right there
the ladies of h3 are ✨glowing✨ lena looks like an actual princess🥹
As always!
"For the record He's the one not being fairly compensated and you can tell why and then AB looking at the camera hahaha
I love when we get to see Ethan and Hila be affectionate with each other. They’re so cute!!!
Yeah, that hug was so cute!
@@FreshNews247what does that even mean
@@FreshNews247dude you gotta get out of these comments maybe put a parental control on your phone so you can actually get up and do shit
@@FreshNews247bro commenting on every comment
It's hard to have interpreted it any other way @@katiekatie19
ABs giraffe comment and hilas response were so good 😭😭😭
I don't usually comment but Dan was insanely funny during the whole cutting segment, Dan truly can do no wrong
Watching Hila get more comfortable and develop even more into a certified queen baddie has been so inspiring, healing, and beautiful to see 💚
I wanna be Hila when I grow up (I am 32)
@@BrookeLynn-Z Hey!! I'm 33! It makes me feel so happy to see her still having healthy babies. I currently don't have children and I know I have nearly no time left :(
@@LouieLou8484I’ll be 33 this year!! Women are having kids in their late 30s we still have a few years 🥲
Ethan really googled "is there a lot of sex in nursing homes" 😂😂😂
and “can your dick explode from having too much sex” 😭
Ethan’s Google history must be crazy lmao
I worked at a nursing home, there definitely is 😂
Guys I don’t know how anyone was bored by Perfect Slice. I was INVESTED. Loved it.
The fact that they casually have a scale that is better than the ones in my college lab at the studio is insane
I love Ethan says he doesn't need safety equipment to cut a bell pepper and then proceeds to put his thumb right in line with the blade
Dan so good at acting Hollywood needs to start giving him all of the rocks roles.
Let's get Dan out to a jungle STAT
I can’t get over how skinny king Ethan is like girllll u look so healthy I’m so happy for you legend
2:25:15 “why are they GAINING MASS?” I was rolling watching those numbers go crazy 😂
“Huh, short show today” I say after going back to watch what I missed after the cutting championship… only to realize the show was, in fact, not over yet 💀
i fell for that shit too😭😭
@@mack4104literally did the same exact thing 😅
I’m glad it’s not just me I felt like an idiot 😂
I was a button press away before I noticed the time and thought “nah the man of the people would say something about it”
@@FreshNews247who?
I think calling the makeup line HILA would be hella cool.... Kinda a play on being made in los Angeles too.
Love it… hiLA, maybe?
Hila already has a brand. She's an amazing lady. Just use your name. You created it xxx
@@amsward They're having trouble getting legal clearance for their names on the makeup, so it's not that simple
I love how when they cut to Ian during the perfect slice segment it looks like a football game when they cut to the coaches up in the box making plays
42:18 “are you even penetrating or are you getting lost in the folds “
Best quote ever
Thank you for pointing it out, I had missed it when watching but that is indeed very funny!
I wish they'd do a "spill your guts or fill your guts" segment with all the gross things they've had over the years 😂
Omg yes please i need this
NEED
Yuuup need this
YESSS
I can’t imagine how many button moments there would be
just need to say that the switch to the old h3h3 song for the opening is absolutely wonderful please keep that! Everything this show does is beyond amazing
I think they just do it on Friday's
ABs excuse for everything: “it’s cause my hands are shaky”😂
The Andrew Tate dark mode pop up during the Uncle Gabe stare down scared the shit outta me 😂was not prepared for that while laying in bed in the dark. Props Nate 😅
Hila lived long enough to become 3 guys on a couch
@@FreshNews247go ahead and log off now
Not since Kerri Strung stuck the landing on her vault pass with an injured ankle to secure the gold medal for the home team USA’s womens gymnasts team at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia have we seen such a courageous performance through pain until today May, 3rd 2024 when Ethan Klein nicked his thumb and BRAVELY continued to cut a diaper in half.
I WAS 6 YEARS OLD WITH MY FAMILY IN THE LIVING ROOM WATCHING THIS LIVE ON THE BOOB TUBE. Amen
So brave. Someone get this man a medal STAT!
The H3 Show
Ethan:🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
Hila: 👁️👄👁️
1:54:47 wait ABs comment here absolutely killed me!! “Lena has experience breaking these in half” 🤣🤣
I love the cold open, every episode should have one! Best SHOW on CZcams!
proposing a new bit where instead of being behind on research, AB says a fact too early about a topic they didn’t get to yet as if he’s a fact-checking psychic and then ethan asks a question about that same fact when they get to the segment
Whoever commented the cutting segment was boring, kick rocks brother. I had the best time watching Hila slice that pretzel all funky. Love to the crew this was fun!
What Kav Kav means is that, H3 made like 52 episodes about him that Ethan was able to afford 2 Bentleys. He was claiming that yall made so much money off of slandering his name that you were able to afford 2 expensive luxury cars. Seriously, the audacity of this man. 😂
Did KavKav tell him that though? Otherwise how would he know about the Rolls Royces*?
What loser said it was boring? I was on the edge of my freaking seat here!😂✌️💜
right omg
The takeaway Dwayne Wade knows I exist he reached out to me and he thought I looked gooooood! I win the day
I didn’t know he was into trans
@@FreshNews247the rock
@@A2Z83this is the best reply
@@A2Z83the rock is Dwayne JOHNSON Dywane Wade plays basketball
"bearface" for teddy fresh makeuppp
dan and zach being the announcers during the game was so funny 😂😂😂
Perfect slice was my favorite segment ever done on the show.
Then talking like a sports announcer 😂
There was even injury
the intro😭😭 i’m dying watcher really betrayed their audience so hard 😭
@@FreshNews247 they were making fun of “Watcher” a CZcams channel, they talked about it last ep I’m sure
@@FreshNews247 what areee you 😲 literally so fascinating
Dude ethan is looking SKINNY
Grimes set was the Ashlee Simpson performance of this generation lol 😂
Perfect description 😭
Omg where the snl skit
I love this show, its my favorite show, it saved my life multiple times, I left my wife for this show... would I ever contribute 5$ to this show... not so much....
How did you leave your wife for this show? I need to hear this 😂
@@dawsonmuthshe went against the family
@@kaitlyns9972 “I’ve fallen”
I love the looping "she said I look gooooood!" faintly in the background while they talk to Gabe. 😂 I was waiting for someone on the crew to notice.
I love when the show does games like this even if they are “stupid” or “boring” like some of the comments are saying
We need Ethan and Link from Good Mythical Morning to have a knife skills competition but with paramedics on standby.
No need to waste paramedics time. Ethan is good with knifes, he does cooking in his house. And Link is doing the gaf.
@@lauralanthalasa7it would still be funny even if they’re being silly ❤
@@lauralanthalasa7 I don't think Rhett is a good enough actor for Link's knife menacing to be an act. The look of terror in his eyes is all too real.
the variance of topics in this episode was truly off the charts
But always in our hearts
Possibly my favorite episode ever. I saw that video of the slicing the food perfectly and thought it would be so fun to watch a full episode of that show. This was hilarious, thanks for all the laughs today!
Ethan commentating the slicing competition was so amazing 😂 he sounded like he’d been on a TV show competition for years as the commentator 😂😂
The way Ethan uses a knife with his fingers pointed straight out is so brutal to watch
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.! ETHAN PLEASE CURL YOUR GODDAMN FINGERS
2:22:33 Dan chiming in throughout the segment with THATS RIGHT has me rolling
I loved the intro, Hila has actually become a pretty good actor.
I was thinking what’s wrong with Ethan’s knee then I remembered…
I don’t remember😭😭 what was it about?
@@elainemcguireHe got a tattoo recently of the marker his kids drew all over his legs, hence the spaghetti monster looking ass drawing on the knee :)
Same! I thought he got hurt
There are 8 billions people in this world, your soulmate could literally be ANYWHERE.
Just so everyone is aware, we have schools, public and private, here in Australia too. They are upside down though, obviously
Ha!!!! nice one my dude!
The Yorkie taking NONE of this seriously 😂😂😂
Ethan the guy in the friend group who uses his hands to grab food at the potluck
Everytime Dan said “That’s right” during commentary I was laughing. It never once got old