This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND

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  • @allenpan
    @allenpan  Před 3 lety +1712

    Check out the full Secret Santa Playlist here!!!
    czcams.com/play/PLBsfTOjKcQe-duagTS5o2rx5vzthE5BZt.html
    Nerd Notes: there are a couple places where I mistakenly refer to the oscillating tool's speed as 10,000 spm rather than 20,000 spm, see if you can spot them all 🤓

    • @falcon_13
      @falcon_13 Před 3 lety +5

      At 9:30 you said 10,000 spm not 20,000 spm

    • @dhanueleglaus9104
      @dhanueleglaus9104 Před 3 lety +4

      I literally did almost all of your projects like I like to watch a lot and you're interesting to watch and fun crafts too

    • @user-qr8dz5nu4v
      @user-qr8dz5nu4v Před 3 lety +1

      You should where gloves when you do that

    • @tiwariayush21
      @tiwariayush21 Před 3 lety

      I SAW YOU IN MYTHBUSTERS ON MY T.V. , AND SEARCHED ON YOU TUBE, BIGGGGG FAN SIRRRR❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @jackwriter1908
      @jackwriter1908 Před 3 lety +1

      You know you could have just sharpen the Sword a little bit more.

  • @theHacksmith
    @theHacksmith Před 3 lety +6255

    Awww now I can't do Mandos vibroblade!

  • @EndlessMisplays
    @EndlessMisplays Před 3 lety +9721

    This guy's gonna lose it when he finds out about circular saws

  • @matiwauto4626
    @matiwauto4626 Před 2 lety +773

    Murasama:
    A VT7 High-Frequency Blade, the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful.

    • @firepower2.035
      @firepower2.035 Před 2 lety +81

      When you listen MGR boss music while cooking:

    • @benjaminomahony5669
      @benjaminomahony5669 Před 2 lety +3

      i agree

    • @SpankusDankus
      @SpankusDankus Před 2 lety +36

      MEMORIES BROKEN
      THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
      I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

    • @benjaminomahony5669
      @benjaminomahony5669 Před 2 lety +24

      @@SpankusDankus I DONT KNOW THE REASON
      OR WHAT IS THE SEASON
      IM JUST STANDING HERE HOLDIN MY BLAAAADE
      A DEASOLATE PLACE
      WITHOUT ANY TRACE
      THE COLD WINS THE ONLY THING I FEEL
      ITS ME THAT I SPITE WHEN I STAND UP AND FIGHT
      ITS THE ONLY THING THAT I KNOW FOR REAL.
      THWERE WILL BE BLOOD...
      SHED...
      THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD.
      THE ONLY ONE.
      LEFT.
      TO RIDE UPON THE DRAGONS BACK

    • @KanakoCat
      @KanakoCat Před 2 lety

      @@benjaminomahony5669
      BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
      OH NO THERE WILL BE BLOOD
      SHED
      IT'S THE ONLY THING IVE EVER KNOOOOWN

  • @memelescream4796
    @memelescream4796 Před 2 lety +95

    This is a tool of justice. Not used in anger, or for vengeance.

  • @aayushjain2438
    @aayushjain2438 Před 3 lety +1734

    This is exactly how This Old Tony ended up with just hands

  • @ThisOldTony
    @ThisOldTony Před 3 lety +10436

    OOOOHHH!! Thanks Allen, my whole family loves this! Can't wait to try it on the Xmas ham! Merry Christmas!!

    • @allenpan
      @allenpan  Před 3 lety +1550

      Merry Christmas!!! Hope your family has safety glasses in their stockings 😂

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 Před 3 lety +56

      Love you man. How's the Evo doing?

    • @mr.merfington4200
      @mr.merfington4200 Před 3 lety +166

      It’s just a bunch of hands around the table

    • @billybull7419
      @billybull7419 Před 3 lety +33

      Or leave me hangin.......thanks

    • @markthompson4885
      @markthompson4885 Před 3 lety +27

      NO, your family needs chainmail gloves!

  • @redbeardthepink4809
    @redbeardthepink4809 Před rokem +156

    I don't think I've ever been this stressed out by a maker video. This has to be one of the most dangerous things I've ever seen 😂

    • @apawhite
      @apawhite Před rokem +1

      You're going to love Furze's belt of knives then! czcams.com/video/vWGquxvqI_Y/video.html

    • @pas5495
      @pas5495 Před rokem +3

      I did a thing’s “book knife trap” is probably my most dangerous view.

    • @beastwarrior9264
      @beastwarrior9264 Před rokem +3

      Then you're gonna love I did a thing

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@pas5495 I Did a Thing is terrifying.

  • @earlywizard9085
    @earlywizard9085 Před 2 lety +9

    0:49
    He samrolled us before it even existed.
    This man can predict the future.
    You cannot convince me otherwise.

  • @HeyJack-kl5yj
    @HeyJack-kl5yj Před 3 lety +1761

    When he said he was born without a body, it took me a second after telling myself "good on that guy for being successful with that condition" to realize it.

    • @nichudnic2469
      @nichudnic2469 Před 3 lety +11

      Best comment ever 🤣

    • @Lifesizemortal
      @Lifesizemortal Před 3 lety +26

      He was born without a body, but its a miracle he found one in time for Christmas

    • @Snowman000777
      @Snowman000777 Před 3 lety +14

      I didn’t realize it was sarcasm for at least 5 seconds

    • @mrsomeoneguy8832
      @mrsomeoneguy8832 Před 3 lety

      Yeah lol

    • @majieboom333
      @majieboom333 Před 3 lety

      I’m confused so does he have a body or not?? 👁👄👁

  • @Bizzozeron
    @Bizzozeron Před 3 lety +3476

    On this episode, Allen re-invents an electric carving knife, except several magnitudes more dangerous.

    • @MrKhankab
      @MrKhankab Před 2 lety +74

      We call it a sawzall

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 Před 2 lety +35

      @@MrKhankab Does it saw all?

    • @herbcrustedmeat
      @herbcrustedmeat Před 2 lety +49

      @@nitrocharge2404 its not supposed to but you can sure try, it hasn't stopped anyone before

    • @axle1717
      @axle1717 Před 2 lety +15

      @@nitrocharge2404 Sawzall is a brand, but like skilsaw it has more or less adopted a tool

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes, but consider: cut good.

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse Před 2 lety +59

    The final product is simultaneously horrifying and pretty impressive.

  • @PhoePhoeLovesAke
    @PhoePhoeLovesAke Před 2 lety +9

    MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

  • @crappyshorehen8201
    @crappyshorehen8201 Před 3 lety +1354

    Everytime he brings that knife close to his left hand I can feel 5 years of my life being ripped apart.

  • @dmdizzy
    @dmdizzy Před 3 lety +1644

    me: "The CGI on the Mandalorian's vibroblade is a little weird looki-"
    actual vibroblade: *looks the same*
    me: "...huh."

    • @loop5720
      @loop5720 Před 3 lety +59

      Sometimes we just gotta see it irl first

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 Před 2 lety +27

      Well that is definitely... oh crap, I lost the word in the time it took for me to comment. Something like emphasis and extreme, I here it a lot when people analyze science fantasy and fiction. Oh well, you get the point right?
      Those are shown to move more like a reciprocating saw, ultrasonic cutters don't even look like they're moving.

  • @fracturedemperoror
    @fracturedemperoror Před 2 lety +38

    one step closer to having a real HF blade

  • @Scam_Likely.
    @Scam_Likely. Před rokem +37

    Gotta say, I love the complete lack of hand protection

  • @adrianfuertes2183
    @adrianfuertes2183 Před 3 lety +1112

    Normal knife doesnt cut bread
    Me: Thats why theres this thing called bread knife

    • @tinker0331
      @tinker0331 Před 3 lety +6

      Thank you! I bake and I was like bro you don't have a bread knife 🗡️🔪

    • @okularnik125
      @okularnik125 Před 3 lety +6

      You just need sharp enough normal knife to cut the bread

    • @lololololol1342
      @lololololol1342 Před 3 lety

      @sabage cabage123 r/woooosh

    • @ErikAdalbertvanNagel
      @ErikAdalbertvanNagel Před 3 lety +1

      a sharp knife will, try it

    • @Spark____
      @Spark____ Před 3 lety

      Can you photoshop an OwO next to my comment in the wooosh plz

  • @musu8410
    @musu8410 Před 3 lety +791

    This man is really testing his luck in that small peace of metal holding the knife

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma Před 3 lety +59

      It's probably relatively safe since the blade never gets any serious momentum in a particular direction, compared to an angle grinder.

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko Před 3 lety +16

      @@superchroma That is a good assumption, you would be right.

    • @royalchallenger8057
      @royalchallenger8057 Před 3 lety +60

      It's safe because he is wearing safety goggles

    • @musu8410
      @musu8410 Před 3 lety +9

      @@royalchallenger8057 your not wrong

    • @emperorgeorgethefirst674
      @emperorgeorgethefirst674 Před 2 lety +1

      london sounds*

  • @dominykaskaunietis5215
    @dominykaskaunietis5215 Před 2 lety +68

    i love how allen manicly laughs while cutting bread 5:47

  • @thorren1633
    @thorren1633 Před rokem +9

    i like how xyla and allen are friends and make small cameos in each others videos but they havent collabed because one audience wants to see a man drop to his knees at the end of a tazer nerf dart or smash tables with a ridiculous buster sword and the other is just cool with boats and launching christmas trees

  • @Big_Tank01
    @Big_Tank01 Před 3 lety +992

    I can just imagine what his neighbors must be thinking hearing a loud ass saw and maniacal laughter coming from next door

  • @4got10jedi
    @4got10jedi Před 3 lety +627

    I think this is the most William Osman thing Allen has ever built.

  • @flynntaggart7216
    @flynntaggart7216 Před 2 lety +30

    High frequency blade isn't real it can't hurt you
    High frequency blade:

  • @KCPelletier
    @KCPelletier Před 2 lety +16

    I love how excited Allen is to have MacGuyvered a reciprocating saw

  • @KidsInventStuff
    @KidsInventStuff Před 3 lety +503

    We do worry about you Allen 😂 Thank goodness you didn't cut off your hands....
    Ruth & Shawn

    • @slayerofdarknssdmt9697
      @slayerofdarknssdmt9697 Před 3 lety +9

      @F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! leave now

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer Před 3 lety +3

      @@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 report them as spam

    • @richy92d
      @richy92d Před 3 lety +6

      most of the secret santas: making works of art
      Allen, Colin, Ruth and Shawn: chaotic noises intensify

  • @katt2064
    @katt2064 Před 3 lety +646

    "I could sell this on late night television!"
    Lawsuits: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik Před 3 lety +21

      I mean i would illegally buy one

    • @7ThePrimagen
      @7ThePrimagen Před 3 lety +17

      Ya see here little jimmy this is what you call a black market

    • @alaric_
      @alaric_ Před 3 lety +5

      Ok, nothing is closer to this idea than Damasu 950 by Oats Studios: czcams.com/video/zaeFgSR_DMU/video.html It has the danger, blood and moving blades! :D

    • @matthewpepperl
      @matthewpepperl Před 3 lety +6

      probably half the stuff on late night tv needs to be introduced to lawsuits

    • @noahy.9827
      @noahy.9827 Před 3 lety +1

      Just buy a jig saw

  • @neauxgassi2407
    @neauxgassi2407 Před 2 lety +17

    "Tony's the one that's a skookum, right?"
    Keep yer stick on the ice, pal!

  • @Zamil_Ali
    @Zamil_Ali Před rokem +15

    7:57 alan, you’re the only CZcamsr that ill believe when you say you ate the food

  • @AlInGaP_Diode
    @AlInGaP_Diode Před 3 lety +262

    I haven't seen Allen laugh this manically since the blood sword

    • @TAGMedia7
      @TAGMedia7 Před 3 lety +15

      That's quite a sentence for anyone who's tuning in for the first time!

    • @roku5769
      @roku5769 Před 3 lety +1

      Ikr

    • @SahilFR
      @SahilFR Před 2 lety +3

      the WHAT?

  • @tatarus8390
    @tatarus8390 Před 3 lety +352

    title: This Knife Cuts 333 times per SECOND
    me: 333 STAB WOUNDS

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 Před 3 lety +24

      You just didn’t what to give him a chance did ya

    • @Maksim_the_clumsy
      @Maksim_the_clumsy Před 3 lety +2

      TAKE THAT NEGOTIATED BLACK BOI (saying n*gga would be very unfair and bad)

    • @kataknabe6244
      @kataknabe6244 Před 3 lety +17

      DO YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?

    • @samuels.2411
      @samuels.2411 Před 2 lety +1

      well technical no. it vibrates to move 333 times in a second but a cut is cutting something and im skeptic he moves fast enough to dont have empty moves of the blade.

  • @lordpotashmallow2443
    @lordpotashmallow2443 Před rokem +4

    Thinking quickly, Allen fashioned a home-made reciprocating saw out of a bread knife, some bolts, and a reciprocating saw.

  • @rev3rze572
    @rev3rze572 Před 2 lety +3

    No one:
    High-Frequency Blades in Metal Gear Rising:

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews Před 3 lety +883

    "There's nothing more American than NOT eating lettuce, I've just realized."

  • @IPray4TheComforter
    @IPray4TheComforter Před 3 lety +487

    "he was born without a body, he is only a pair of hands" I am dying 1:22

  • @cainanlove8432
    @cainanlove8432 Před 2 lety +4

    I love the sound of Allen Pan laughing like a mad scientist in the morning.

  • @Suddsy11037
    @Suddsy11037 Před 2 lety +8

    0:49 "There will be bloodshed"

  • @WhatAWasteEI
    @WhatAWasteEI Před 3 lety +767

    The time he almost chopped his hand off gives me anxiety.

  • @hectorantoniotafoyagarcia4735

    I'm really surprised he didn't wear any safety gloves. I mean, a self-made tool that moves a knife uncontrollably fast to cut something which is held very poorly with the other hand.

    • @Jonathanatus
      @Jonathanatus Před 2 lety +47

      Im not convinced that safety gloves would have stopped that knife

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter Před 2 lety +2

      "self made tool" wut? he literally just screwed a knife onto an existing commercial product. he didnt make ANYTHING.

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 Před 2 lety +51

      @@FingerinUrDaughter taking a popsicle stick and putting it in a juice cup in a freezer then having a popsicle would be considered it's own product.
      This analogy takes 2 pre-existing products and creates a new entirely different product from it.
      The project takes a knife and a... Whatever that thing is, to make a vibroblade.
      I think it's a new product.

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 Před 2 lety +28

      @@FingerinUrDaughter The fact that he took two things that weren't meant to be together and put them together with a bracket he made to fit. That means HE DID DO SOMETHING! Granted it's dangerous and dumb but he knows what he's doing to an extent.

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter Před 2 lety +6

      @@jackychang9148 you dont seem to understand. he literally just switched the knife that was already on it for another one. he didnt make anything.

  • @enochskindasus6yago619
    @enochskindasus6yago619 Před 2 lety +4

    1950: “We want flying cars!”
    2021: “So knife go BRRRRRR”

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Před 3 měsíci

      knoife: * goes brrrrrrrrrrrrr and turns lethal all of a sudden *
      people: -'okay this is a mistake'-

  • @plateinator3493
    @plateinator3493 Před 2 lety +3

    me when a cyborg hits me with their dollar store hf blade

  • @jescowan26
    @jescowan26 Před 3 lety +1432

    NEVER tell this man what a cordless reciprocating saw is! he just discovered his dream

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 Před 3 lety +80

      I think he knows what a Sawzall is he made a distinction between one attached to a bread knife and a smooth knife.

    • @LaSombraa
      @LaSombraa Před 2 lety +52

      Every person on earth whose done construction is face palming so hard at this video..

    • @DefinitelyNotTheATF_
      @DefinitelyNotTheATF_ Před 2 lety +4

      @@LaSombraa yup 😆

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LaSombraa I haven't so please explain

    • @FingerinUrDaughter
      @FingerinUrDaughter Před 2 lety

      the fact that hes stupid enough to think he "made" something here by attaching a knife to a commercial product, and that he dosent realize that these already exist in the form of reciprocating saws and jig saws really says a lot about this guys brain power.

  • @BUDRS
    @BUDRS Před 3 lety +155

    "I wonder where all these ants came from?" - Allen in about a week

  • @MFKitten
    @MFKitten Před 10 měsíci

    I love how this is barely different from regular power tool attachments, but the fact that it is a knife by definition makes it special

  • @Superkraf
    @Superkraf Před 2 lety

    9:56 NOW I KNOW IT WORKS because it cuts butter like butter. 100% approval

  • @crowdrctrl
    @crowdrctrl Před 3 lety +569

    "There's nothing more American than not eating lettuce."

    • @HayabusaRyuu
      @HayabusaRyuu Před 3 lety +23

      Or invading other countries or looting or trying to the take capitols

    • @deadlock852
      @deadlock852 Před 3 lety +13

      No raid other countries for oil while not eating lettuce

    • @ptolemy1796
      @ptolemy1796 Před 3 lety +6

      Also deep frying everything in existence

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon Před 3 lety +5

      @@ptolemy1796 Is eating deep fried lettuce American then? Or do they cancel out

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild Před 3 lety +6

      @@Bubbly_Dragon
      They do flame grill lettuce but not deep fry.

  • @wist8278
    @wist8278 Před 3 lety +68

    4:47 for some reason this felt like one of those villain moments

  • @ghid4895
    @ghid4895 Před rokem +6

    Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
    I’ve even forgotten my name
    I don’t know the season or what is the reason
    I’m standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
    It’s only the cold wind I feel
    It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be bloodshed
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon’s back
    Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
    Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
    It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, have I gone insane?
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

  • @chaoticgood7128
    @chaoticgood7128 Před 2 lety +1

    9:51 turns it off to slice some butter, turns it on to spread it. LMAO

  • @Zayllyaz
    @Zayllyaz Před 3 lety +171

    "hes the one that says skookum right?" lol, love both TOT and AVE

    • @MrBoredNoMore
      @MrBoredNoMore Před 3 lety +4

      Came to the comments for this!

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy Před 3 lety +1

      Ave makes me giggle like a schoolgirl😂

    • @RAndrewNeal
      @RAndrewNeal Před 3 lety +1

      AvE has a way with words. His videos are some of the most entertaining videos of their kind.

  • @nerdsgalore5223
    @nerdsgalore5223 Před 3 lety +121

    "What if knife...but more?"

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik Před 3 lety +6

      But big cut knife?

    • @muradmalik
      @muradmalik Před 3 lety

      @Hand Grabbing Fruits i found one online that was black and white so i replaced the colors

  • @johanrojassoderman5590
    @johanrojassoderman5590 Před rokem +3

    6:40 that's an amazing example of why serrated blades are made.

  • @checkmeoutbbg
    @checkmeoutbbg Před rokem +2

    love how he makes everything conceivable as possible using a bag

  • @alexmoorhead8266
    @alexmoorhead8266 Před 3 lety +277

    "2020 has been a weird year. I'v built some weird stuff, i shot a baby" 10/10 best out of context quote ever.
    Edit, this whole video is great OOC

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu Před 3 lety +3

      honestly since it’s 2020 it’s completely believable out of context

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 Před 3 lety +1

      I ve gained a double chin

  • @MrLarryland
    @MrLarryland Před 3 lety +48

    Your neighbours hear vibrations and manic giggling all day and by the the afternoon they hear "oooo oooo I love america ooo theres cheese everywhere..... oh my head is so massaged"

  • @tieember9596
    @tieember9596 Před 2 lety +2

    "Let's see if it can cut through the bread"
    *Proceeds to cut through the bread, the plate, the table, the floor, the sound barrier, and approximately 2/3rds of the Earth's crust*

  • @kauboy9816
    @kauboy9816 Před rokem +4

    I like how Allen but a knife that cuts stuff when it vibrates onto a blade that cuts stuff when it vibrates.

  • @Bornahorse
    @Bornahorse Před 3 lety +55

    Alternative title: "Man makes device with knife and is surprised that it cuts things"
    The joy in your laughter is EVERYTHING though, keep on doing what you're doing!

  • @nourmasalkhi9004
    @nourmasalkhi9004 Před 3 lety +61

    "Oh God, freedom everywhere!" has gotta be my favorite quote

  • @DommieWommie
    @DommieWommie Před rokem +2

    A VT7 high frequency blade the sword's high-frequency conversion carried over the already excellent properties of the original sword, making it extremely powerful - blade wolf

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz Před rokem

      what about Olga's hf blade

  • @weberman173
    @weberman173 Před 2 lety

    i apreciate you using gundam 00 as an example of fiction with sounwave/vibrating based cutting weaponry

  • @MyCfcfcf
    @MyCfcfcf Před 3 lety +122

    "Is he the guy that says skookum" lol love the ave reference

    • @DustMug
      @DustMug Před 3 lety

      Pardon my uncultured self, but what is Ave?

    • @MyCfcfcf
      @MyCfcfcf Před 3 lety +1

      @@DustMug he's another youtuber. In the same vein as this old Tony and bigclivedotcom

  • @joonatanlass
    @joonatanlass Před 3 lety +142

    "Ooh, I can do curves!"
    do not take that out of context

    • @owenk5926
      @owenk5926 Před 3 lety +3

      Too late my G

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 Před 3 lety +5

      I think I am missing something.

  • @liambryant4953
    @liambryant4953 Před rokem +1

    Why are you simultaneously both the more sane and more insane version of Michael Reeves?

  • @gasparsigma
    @gasparsigma Před 11 měsíci

    I couldn't watch this through the end I grew more and more anxious of all the ways it could go wrong

  • @calculatedrisk5463
    @calculatedrisk5463 Před 3 lety +75

    The Neighbors Next Door: WHEN DID THE CRAZY DUDE GET A CHAINSAW.

  • @Travellingwithnoplan
    @Travellingwithnoplan Před 3 lety +67

    few more drinks later i can imagine you sat in a room surrounded by everything cut up tv, sofa, coffee table and while holding your last half a sock saying "i need to find more stuff"

  • @jimmydoylecatlin9527
    @jimmydoylecatlin9527 Před 8 měsíci

    "Ham is nature's ballistic gel" is my favorite quote

  • @yairakatz8688
    @yairakatz8688 Před 5 měsíci

    8:26 I love how even though he is just talking to himself in the camera, he is having the time of his life.

  • @mfbond13
    @mfbond13 Před 3 lety +98

    "Nothing more American then not eating lettuce"
    Yup sounds about right

  • @THEButterKING25
    @THEButterKING25 Před 3 lety +120

    “Oh it doesn’t like lettuce” ha yeah that sounds like an American invention

  • @awesomeakc7835
    @awesomeakc7835 Před 2 lety +1

    Everyday we get closer to the technology in the Metal Gear series

  • @elerdy3237
    @elerdy3237 Před rokem

    I love how little breadcrumbs shoot out like sparks when he's cutting the bread.

  • @KidsInventStuff
    @KidsInventStuff Před 3 lety +8

    Also super glad the Make America Grate Again hat didnt kill or poison you. We are calling that a win!
    Ruth & Shawn

    • @eduardocarranza4333
      @eduardocarranza4333 Před 20 dny

      How are you so underrated here?! I was expecting to be pinned ngl

  • @ElHerrero82
    @ElHerrero82 Před 3 lety +45

    Ladies and gentlemen, we've just re-invented the electric knife.

  • @giorgiomarin2038
    @giorgiomarin2038 Před 2 lety +1

    Jetstream Sam is everywhere man, I love itt

  • @anindianbadger9792
    @anindianbadger9792 Před 2 lety +1

    Why is it funny to me that now ever mgrr fight would sound like your average barbershop

  • @tacklessstone0369
    @tacklessstone0369 Před 3 lety +18

    So you made a gun, now a very fast knife. Definitely on a watchlist

  • @angelacuna9884
    @angelacuna9884 Před 3 lety +22

    I like how you disappear for a while then always come back with something that could be classified a weapon

  • @Lord_Baphomet_
    @Lord_Baphomet_ Před 2 lety

    4:03 I love the shot of the lady driving by all slow while getting ready to call the cops.

  • @championof7seas294
    @championof7seas294 Před rokem +2

    He is one step closer to creating raiden's high frequency blade

  • @ewlol
    @ewlol Před 3 lety +5

    6:34 i legit thought he put his hand on the blade lmao

  • @liameleven
    @liameleven Před 3 lety +50

    This has been one of the most anxiety inducing experiences I've had in a while

  • @elirusgaming7236
    @elirusgaming7236 Před rokem +1

    this year he's gonna turn it into the VT-17 HF Blade Murasama, mark my words

  • @Smoreshroom
    @Smoreshroom Před rokem

    Watching Allen cackle like a maniac made my evening

  • @spaghettisax6766
    @spaghettisax6766 Před 3 lety +31

    the sight of him putting the cheese on the wrong spot on his head is just the funniest part of this whole video

  • @alexborr1746
    @alexborr1746 Před 3 lety +111

    7:17 the moment he cuts his hand off (almost)

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII Před 3 lety +11

      He's holding a fork, the thing doesn't get close to his hand

    • @alphawarrior2
      @alphawarrior2 Před 3 lety

      *ad*

  • @CyberKnightX21
    @CyberKnightX21 Před 3 měsíci

    The true path to enlightenment is finding joy in whatever you do. This guy is enlightened as fuck!

  • @nevadav2400
    @nevadav2400 Před 2 lety

    One of the smartest men on CZcams and he demonstrated the struggle of bread cutting with a cheese knife...

  • @chibblejohnson4254
    @chibblejohnson4254 Před 3 lety +248

    “Let’s see how thin of a slice I can make” proceeds to shake more than a veteran with Parkinson’s

  • @imaneeldealwithit969
    @imaneeldealwithit969 Před 3 lety +32

    guy: whats going on here!?
    *cuts to alan with a sword and a head on the table*

  • @cringebaby2558
    @cringebaby2558 Před rokem +1

    “My bread knife is a tool of justice”

  • @JonMarshAnderson
    @JonMarshAnderson Před 2 lety

    This old Tony and a reference to AvE?!? Didn’t expect it, but love it!

  • @jontrain8986
    @jontrain8986 Před 3 lety +11

    Man, no safety gloves. Brave or careless? Had me wide eyed.

  • @bojangles7133
    @bojangles7133 Před 3 lety +10

    I just love how excited he got after initially just making his own reciprocating saw. I was still happy and proud.

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg Před 2 lety +1

    My brain for some reason: “cool, now touch it”

  • @xenonhuffer
    @xenonhuffer Před 2 lety +1

    you, a weakling: cuts bread
    me, an intellectual: eats bread like apple

  • @-Naju-
    @-Naju- Před 3 lety +24

    Me: * cuts the carrots 333 times per second *
    My Mom: You're doing it wrong, let me show you

    • @bluememe4652
      @bluememe4652 Před 3 lety +5

      Mom's have near infinite knowledge when it comes to cutting things, do not compare our mortal creations to their mighty cutting power.

  • @cestarianinhabitant5898
    @cestarianinhabitant5898 Před 3 lety +3

    7:48 you got uh... hamdust... everywhere....

  • @heiscomingg8870
    @heiscomingg8870 Před 2 lety +2

    He's gonna come like a flood of pain