GOC: I am NOT doing any containment. UIU: I don't even know what containment is. SCPF: Yeah, well, containment is- GOC: Anyway, you don’t need containment, there's only one tool you need when dealing with anomalies and I've got it... *Pulls out shotgun.* This video is the best, most accurate scp meme I've ever seen lmfao
Fun fact: GOC actually does have a containement facility for things they haven't figured out how to permanentny destroy yet, it is called Farpoint Station and is located on Pluto. Even with containement instead of doing all this SCPF high tech bullshit they just put the hostile anomalies in open-air cages to freeze in near absolute zero temperatures.
But with the GOC method the thistles also won’t hurt anyone anymore (if the thistle actually is gone, and couldn’t reproduce or become something worse), unlike the foundation with daily breaches that cost a lot of human lives
@Matthewishere the goc is real the clown they destroy scps and anomaly that are safe or that can save the world the goc don't care if a scp that can save the world from a xk class end of the world secnario the goc well destroy it i mean look at what they did to scp 1609 its was a nomrle that tp to people that need to sit down or need to take a rest but the goc destory it and now scp 1609 kill whoever that talk about the goc or from the goc or the mtf and scp guard everything that scp 1609 think its a threat but the goc and the scp is not better but they get the job done
What I find funny is how both are willing to use the other’s method, with the Foundation terminating SCPs they can’t safely contain or are too dangerous, and the GOC containing safe anomalies or anomalies that can’t be destroyed
@@user-ud6ru4gu4e True. I think the biggest reason both groups don't just merge is because the UN dislikes how the foundation literally refuses to work with them, the ONLY group effectively representing humanity in its entirety (or near so), and instead just bribes, blackmails and corrupts its way into power, while the GOC ACTUALLY WORKS WITH HUMANITY ITSELF - THE NATIONS THAT CONSIST OF IT, TO ACTUALLY PROTECT HUMANITY.
GOC: Im not doing any hoeing UIB: i dont even know what hoeing is GOC: doesnt matter, cause i have a perfect way to end the danger of the parathreaths! O5: its a plan *GOG brings a shotgun* O5: That's not a plan! GOC: This.. this is- UIB: Is that a hoe? GOC: it is (W H E Z Z E) no. O5: But thats not how you do things! GOC: Ok then show me how to neutralize the danger on a containment breach? Like with that pale skinny man? O5: Ok you take one of these that is a bag GOC: Yeah? 05: And you put it in his head... and....there! O5: And there! Sucsesfully contained! GOC: Thats so cute! Humans life lost Your life being on thin ice O5: Its a containment procedure! That what you do! GOC: Okay let me show i would contain it. See this thing here? Ready! (GOC Just shots at fucking chair) O5: Well granted its gone. But you just cant do that too an anomalou- GOC: IT IS GONE, IT IS GONE IT HAS CEASE TO EXI- (a chair asembles around GOC) AAAA-
@BoredAndHalfAwake the furnace malfunctioned and they couldn’t have, it was still a reckless mistake but they wanted to get rid of them as quickly as possible
Honestly I like the UIU while admittedly they are way out of there debt they fully understand that and don't act like total idiots. Also id say their most common job is acting like delivery or recovery of anomalous objects that wont kill you just by carrying them. Like a bunch of the Dr. Wondertainment items.
Fun fact i want to do uiu game and is some point and click game And you play alfred block who new uiu game with sarah mcgee and the First mission them on misssion is aera 51 with ufo person and basic la noire meet x files that just mission The second mission is colar of out space 3 mission is the thing 4 mission is the Father things And also there Will be other cameo from other uiu agents like Quinn and so on
SCPF :okay dude why the heck you attack my site? GOC : *Heavy breathing*Political reason? Cuz we destroy anomaly not containt it SCPF : dude the hell u the one who make theart that you not allowed to attack me the hell CI : ...Ahem Ahem *Cough* let me introduce my self *SCPF start bring shoot gun* SCPF : so u the one who fucking destroy my site huh fellas?
Mission 3 is basic the thing or ice from x files Mission 6 is basic shadow over Innsmouth and this is sort my version Scp 2662 the cult that use Cthulhu is gone to now doing same with deep ones and deep ones are tried and want to peace
173: how you doing Chair: good you 173: fine Scpf: come on 173 173: ok. Goodbye Chair: bye Scp: hey goc how are you Goc: 🪑🔫 Scp: what the fuuuu is wrong with you Goc: it as cease to exist
When you ask the uiu, goc and scp foundation what to do with a anomaly Uiu: you run aways from it and SCP Foundation: you contained and classified the anomaly as a SCP and give it a object class Goc: all of you guys are stupid you use a shotgun and shoot the thing Goc: shoot the anomaly was safe get shot and now become hostile and kill gocs SCP foundation: great now we have to clean up the mess
No. The UIU is the 2nd least popular division of the FBI and are seen as nothing more then a "joke". They have nothing to do with the illuminati, also a sad fact about the UIU. They were actually great during the cold war era, but after the Soviet Union and the GRU-P dissolved the UIU became uninportant and lost most of it's funding.
SCP F: you guys how countiment scp's? UNGOC: *use shotgun* There UIU: *Knock knock* FBI OPEN UP SCP F. : the bad soldiers *5 minute after location Site-19* İntercom; Danger Danger the UNGOC detected in the enterance zone
GOC: I am NOT doing any containment.
UIU: I don't even know what containment is.
SCPF: Yeah, well, containment is-
GOC: Anyway, you don’t need containment, there's only one tool you need when dealing with anomalies and I've got it...
*Pulls out shotgun.*
This video is the best, most accurate scp meme I've ever seen lmfao
Dr Clef in a nutshell
@@Ruina11 He was A GOC member so yeaah.
Fun fact: GOC actually does have a containement facility for things they haven't figured out how to permanentny destroy yet, it is called Farpoint Station and is located on Pluto. Even with containement instead of doing all this SCPF high tech bullshit they just put the hostile anomalies in open-air cages to freeze in near absolute zero temperatures.
"Unless its the weird ass uhh, lizard thingamabob."
@@prorandocopier7945 GOC: NUKE IT
UIU: sits and waits
SCPF: contains stuff
GOC: *ShOtGuN Is gOoD To gArDeN WiTh*
But with the GOC method the thistles also won’t hurt anyone anymore (if the thistle actually is gone, and couldn’t reproduce or become something worse), unlike the foundation with daily breaches that cost a lot of human lives
@Matthewishere very true, now I'm headin outta this comment section, gotta take care of some thistles 😏😏
SCPF for the win
@Matthewishere the goc is real the clown they destroy scps and anomaly that are safe or that can save the world the goc don't care if a scp that can save the world from a xk class end of the world secnario the goc well destroy it i mean look at what they did to scp 1609 its was a nomrle that tp to people that need to sit down or need to take a rest but the goc destory it and now scp 1609 kill whoever that talk about the goc or from the goc or the mtf and scp guard everything that scp 1609 think its a threat but the goc and the scp is not better but they get the job done
@Matthewishere What the hell is containing and destroying? We arrest them
The UIU literally just watched.
That is the same thing UIU actually do.
Bruh
Aaa uiu is here's.
@@Eros470 aaaaaa the useless team is here
UIU are the only real good guys in the SCP Universe: Change my mind
@@SPITFIRE4794 when gru will raid a site they will forgive uiu
This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen
"I don't know what a hoe is"
*j u s t s h o o t i t*
Ikr lol its so true
Yes
Yep
SCPF: We Contain
GOC:We Kill
CI: We Ruin
UIU: We don't Fucking know what the fuck is going on.
UIU: czcams.com/video/Wy0QaOrOrs4/video.html
GRU-P: we make things worse!
@@scarab9515bro 💀
I just like how uiu is standing there like "bruh"
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Foundation: "You can't 'contain' with a shotgun.."
GOC *"They have ceased to exist!"*
I just recently learned about the UIU and I freaking love how accurate this is.
Same
UIU
Usually
Incredibly
Useless
FBI UIU: "Both options sound...great, but which option should I go for?"
SCPF and GOC: "My option!!"
UIU:Imma just sit and do nothing then.
SCPF and UNGOC in unison:
“YOU FUCKING BITCH!”
What I find funny is how both are willing to use the other’s method, with the Foundation terminating SCPs they can’t safely contain or are too dangerous, and the GOC containing safe anomalies or anomalies that can’t be destroyed
@@user-ud6ru4gu4e True. I think the biggest reason both groups don't just merge is because the UN dislikes how the foundation literally refuses to work with them, the ONLY group effectively representing humanity in its entirety (or near so), and instead just bribes, blackmails and corrupts its way into power, while the GOC ACTUALLY WORKS WITH HUMANITY ITSELF - THE NATIONS THAT CONSIST OF IT, TO ACTUALLY PROTECT HUMANITY.
SCPF: put in box (box=contain)
GOC: burn the box
UIU:why do you guys have boxes?
SERPANTS HAND: open box
CI: my box
GRU-P: Да здравствует Родина
SCPF: “What is this?”
GOC: “How do I destroy this?
UIU: “What do I do with this?”
CI: “How can I use this?”
that's so accurate it hurts
GOC putting a chair into a woodchipper be like:
MC&D: Uses golden shovel
Chaos: Takes it & makes it into a venus flytrap
Parawatch: Films it from a distance
@@samuelbastable2028 serpents hand: NOOO Stop you are hurting the anomaly! 😡😡 It didn't deserved it!
MCF: Brings everyone water but it's water that makes you piss hornets
@@heresthadude1080 lmao
GOC: Im not doing any hoeing
UIB: i dont even know what hoeing is
GOC: doesnt matter, cause i have a perfect way to end the danger of the parathreaths!
O5: its a plan
*GOG brings a shotgun*
O5: That's not a plan!
GOC: This.. this is-
UIB: Is that a hoe?
GOC: it is (W H E Z Z E) no.
O5: But thats not how you do things!
GOC: Ok then show me how to neutralize the danger on a containment breach? Like with that pale skinny man?
O5: Ok you take one of these that is a bag
GOC: Yeah?
05: And you put it in his head... and....there!
O5: And there! Sucsesfully contained!
GOC: Thats so cute!
Humans life lost
Your life being on thin ice
O5: Its a containment procedure! That what you do!
GOC: Okay let me show i would contain it. See this thing here? Ready!
(GOC Just shots at fucking chair)
O5: Well granted its gone. But you just cant do that too an anomalou-
GOC: IT IS GONE, IT IS GONE IT HAS CEASE TO EXI- (a chair asembles around GOC) AAAA-
It's uiu Friends
@•Gacha_Ethan123• that's what he said lol
@BoredAndHalfAwake the furnace malfunctioned and they couldn’t have, it was still a reckless mistake but they wanted to get rid of them as quickly as possible
O5:U think it is always so simple?Try it with the "pale skinny man" then!
GOC:No problem!
shoots Shy Guy*
doesn't work*
O5:Any other idea?
@@maestrulgamer9695 goc: yea i got an idea a nuke
Honestly I like the UIU while admittedly they are way out of there debt they fully understand that and don't act like total idiots. Also id say their most common job is acting like delivery or recovery of anomalous objects that wont kill you just by carrying them. Like a bunch of the Dr. Wondertainment items.
I love how this is the perfect video to link to newcomers of the community who are confused about who the GOC are and what they do.
I can see this being a real conversation between the organizations
Goc in rbreach:kill all neuturals
UIU and FBI in rbreach:FBI OPEN UP!
I miss rbreach
That is insanely and painfully accurate.
The GOC:
"we don't wanna know what it is, we want to know it isn't"
SCPF: we contain scps
GOC: you are 4 parrarell universes ahead of me
Serpents hand says no to this
I love how you used the chair as an example
Would UIU actually do something if they were neutral with GOC?
Answer is: no
top gear and the foundation is something id thought id never see
bro is still hearting comments after 3 years pure dedication
I can‘t stop watching it
Those fricks deserved what they did to that poor chair
*sigh* (has had enough of all the GOC hate)
Just watch this (all of it * gun clicks *): czcams.com/video/T81xMy21Sw8/video.html
Considering what the foundation did to the water nymph they are not much better and sometimes worse.
The chair was unintentional.
Foundation has done some equally if not even more shitty things than the chair incident
@@minhducnguyen9276The way foundation "terminates" it's employees for even the slightest mistakes, It's safe to say they're worse than the GOC
i like how the UIU just chills
Serpent hand:no,no,no*grab a p90* and kill the goc*
The uiu+scp foundation:AAAA
*shoot uiu*
Scp foundation:AAAAA*DIE*
Fun fact i want to do uiu game and is some point and click game
And you play alfred block who new uiu game with sarah mcgee and the First mission them on misssion is aera 51 with ufo person and basic la noire meet x files that just mission
The second mission is colar of out space
3 mission is the thing
4 mission is the Father things
And also there Will be other cameo from other uiu agents like Quinn and so on
I love how the foundation is hammond 😂😂
This is incredibly underrated
"ceased to exist"
[Addendum-1: Keter Reclassification]
This is so accurate, it should be an scp
I mean the SCP have to ask GOC to take care of the Broken God in Mexico
It was, in SCP-001 ouroboros cycle
They didn't take care of Mekhane, they pretended, 2399 did
CI laughing in the back
GOC:
I
Hates
Chair
Destroy the chairs
Foundation:look at all that idiots people neutralizing a harmless anomaly
SCP:NOOOOOOO U CANT JUST BLOW UP THE ANOMILE, WE NEED TO STUDY IT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
GOC: HAHA SHOTGUN GO BOOM BOOM
Who are you,why are you so wise in the ways of science
**But then Aaron appears**
Idk why but i love the thought of the UIU cause they are just kinda there. I think of them as like the underdogs.
Chaos Insurgency: Thanks for the free plants.
that's... too accurate.
Hahahaha they thing with that GOC is you better do it right and not be foolish
SCPF :okay dude why the heck you attack my site?
GOC : *Heavy breathing*Political reason? Cuz we destroy anomaly not containt it
SCPF : dude the hell u the one who make theart that you not allowed to attack me the hell
CI : ...Ahem Ahem *Cough* let me introduce my self
*SCPF start bring shoot gun*
SCPF : so u the one who fucking destroy my site huh fellas?
Yeah, that guy from the GOC had a bad cough for the next few seconds he was alive... then died to having wood chips in his lungs...
Foundation and FBI: buddies
UNGOC: mist kill all
"it has ceased to exist" oh well it seems like the chair's life license has expired.
So accurate.
BRUH
So true it hurts.
Mission 3 is basic the thing or ice from x files
Mission 6 is basic shadow over Innsmouth and this is sort my version Scp 2662 the cult that use Cthulhu is gone to now doing same with deep ones and deep ones are tried and want to peace
hmm nice, kinda wanted misson which purity virus that turn people into SCP-2020
No this is just how Dr. Clef Gardens
Me owning a Global Occult Coalition roblox game: So true!!!
UIU:WHAT'S IS THAT
SCP:CAN I EXPERIMENT ON THAT THING
GOC:WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN
Lol, why do I keep on watching this video 😂😂
"Misory is waiting at the gates of armagaden"
Wait that is the theme of chaos insurgency
"Should intermittent vegance arms his red right hand to plague us"
Oh no u all are chaos opratives
So you're telling me the that the SCPF is the father, and the GOC is the divorced mother and UIU is just the child
Switch the GOC and SCPF
very accurate uiu
MC&D: "Sup, We're gonna Give you Our Mixture To Contain SCPs as long The Red lake is Alive and Our Contract is still available"
173: how you doing
Chair: good you
173: fine
Scpf: come on 173
173: ok. Goodbye
Chair: bye
Scp: hey goc how are you
Goc: 🪑🔫
Scp: what the fuuuu is wrong with you
Goc: it as cease to exist
And that's how the SCPF decided that the GOC was a bunch of idiots. They destroyed a perfectly good chair that was helping people
Me:mom I don’t want to do homework the door bell rings FBI:fbi open up!!!
I assume this was on the carpenters other creations, since the last chair (or velveteen as the GOC called it) survived.
It’s so accurate and you get a sub
Accurate as f*ck lol
GOC: Scp? No
Foundation: Scp? We use to find how to make humans better
UiU/fbi: Scp? I don’t care we get payed for being here
The UNGOC is justified-
0:26 Actually Secondery Weapon
SCPF: contain it
GOC: remove it
UIU: jack shit
Very accurate.
0:40 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MCD: Can you stop creating random words?
Accurate cuz the UIU did nothing
No no he's got a point
lol nice video you got there m8
When you ask the uiu, goc and scp foundation what to do with a anomaly
Uiu: you run aways from it and
SCP Foundation: you contained and classified the anomaly as a SCP and give it a object class
Goc: all of you guys are stupid you use a shotgun and shoot the thing
Goc: shoot the anomaly was safe get shot and now become hostile and kill gocs
SCP foundation: great now we have to clean up the mess
richurd hammoc should work at the faundetiun
LOL very nice bro
Holy mama goc
bro when i watch your video i saw a recommended video about that chair 💀
I like like scp foudation show GOC how to contain.
So is the UIU like the illuminati or what?
No. The UIU is the 2nd least popular division of the FBI and are seen as nothing more then a "joke". They have nothing to do with the illuminati, also a sad fact about the UIU. They were actually great during the cold war era, but after the Soviet Union and the GRU-P dissolved the UIU became uninportant and lost most of it's funding.
BANG!!
1609 is gonna teleport into your lungs
Accurate
GOC has a point there
scpf friendly FBI :)
what I should do is go and stop time and rod roller everything
That is some nice sh*t
So true
Bloody spectacular 😅
Yeah I'm a big fan of the UIU, come and get me.
Leaked UIU FBI :)
Yeah accurate but the chair kills people which it did not do bevore I am a foundation man sorry
Yeah several GOC personnel got killed cuz they tried to kill the chair
I’m on both sides
I agree with with scp foundation for keeping safe class scps, but I also agree with the goc for killing Euclid and Keter class entities
@@Carenthuziast yes I agree partially with what they are doing I don’t fully disagree with most groups of interest except sarcism cults and CI
@@Carenthuziast problem is for the GOC is that they literally try to kill it on the spot, without any research on how to effectively kill them
True
UIU VS Chaos Insurgency
SCP F: you guys how countiment scp's?
UNGOC: *use shotgun* There
UIU: *Knock knock* FBI OPEN UP
SCP F. : the bad soldiers
*5 minute after location Site-19*
İntercom; Danger Danger the UNGOC detected in the enterance zone
I approve 👍