The 100,000 Calorie Challenge | BeardMeatsFood
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- This is it...The 100,000 Subscriber Special is here! This, my beautiful Beard Army, is THE 100,000 CALORIE CHALLENGE!
The rules are simple...100 hours to eat 100,000 calories!
NOTES, FAQs & NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION:
First, let me say a big hairy 'thank you' to each and every subscriber out there! I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again, but it means the world to me that you continue to support the channel and help it grow. Whether you've been around since 100 subs, 1000 subs, or you were the 100,000th, I really do appreciate it!
Second, after The 35,000 Calorie Cheat Day and The 50,000 Calorie Challenge, I never thought I'd lose my marbles enough to try something even more insane...But overwhelmingly, looking through the comments, I noticed that a 100,000 calorie challenge was overwhelmingly what people wanted. Whether possible or not, I thought I owed it to you guys to at least try!
Third, I've done this kind of thing for a long time now. So I'm used to people saying what I do is fake, that calorie counts are exaggerated or that because the video is edited, it never happened. That's fine, everyone on the planet is entitled to their opinion, but if you have your doubts, then at least do me the courtesy of reading the FAQs and nutritional information at the bottom of the description before commenting.
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FAQs:
Q: Why aren't you fat? A: Exercise and calorie control. Although believe me, after this one, fat gain is inevitable.
Q: Why is the video cut and edited? A: All of my videos are cut/edited with multiple angles, crops and effects, whereby the eating occurs in time with the music and to create drama and entertainment. Although in this case, it's mostly to get as much of the eating, emotion and fun in as possible. Before anyone suggests it, no a 100 hour unedited CZcams video is not possible.
Q: Where do you get the calorie/nutritional information from? A: All calorie content is estimated to the best of my ability, using nutritional labels, MyFitnessPal or prevailing caloric standards/website nutritional PDFs. More detailed information can be found below.
Q: Why do you do this? A: It's fun.
Q: Will you ever do it again? A: Only if I ever reach 1 million subscribers, which I highly doubt will ever happen.
Q: Will you ever shave your beard? A: Not for a million pounds.
Q: But you used liquids. That's not allowed. A: It's my challenge, these are my rules. This has never been attempted before, so there is no precedent.
LINK TO INDIVIDUAL FOODS AND CALORIC BREAKDOWN:
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Oh and everbody CHILL...Try not to get too offended by the post-credits scene! Just banter!
Or, the point at around 1hr09 minutes in where I say "there's no reason for anyone on earth to be underweight when Ben & Jerry's" exists. Clearly I'm being hyperbolic, and don't mean to sound unsympathetic towards those without freely available food.
Once again, I wanna say a huge thank you to every single subscriber out there...It means the world to me that you come back and watch my stuff every week, and I just hope this ludicrous stunt goes some way towards repaying that support!
I know it's an hour and fifteen minutes long, which is a lot of time out of your day, so feel free to dip in and out and watch as little or as much as you like!
If you've got questions on calories, editing, foods, FAQs etc., then please read the description before commenting...
Much love...Beard \/,,
BeardMeatsFood We love ya Beard! From your Colorado fans in America!
fuck that mate, you must feel like shit
BeardMeatsFood needs to be on television as beard vs food food challenges done around the world
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Martin K 👎
Am I the only one who watches videos like these when fasting
Same hahaha
This is how i get my carbs. It's torture don't you think
Bea me
Same here.. 😐
me rn
That’s enough calories to feed a polar bear for a week.
For those who don’t know..
The average seal contains about 100,000 calories worth of blubber. The bear will devour it in one sitting and it will sustain it for 7 days.
Thanks for reading
The average human is about 120000 calories. Seals can weigh up to 400 to 800 kilos. Let's say 600 kilos on average. 1 3rd of their bodyweight would be blubber.. minimum. 200 kilos of seal blubber would be in the millions of calories
Bearded seals much smaller about 250 kg ... 80 to 90 kg of blubber. 600 odd thousand calories
Mythagoras Fasting is Life ☯️
100 kilograms of fat are roughly 900.000 calories
Humans can fuel to one month
Whenever I watch the calorie challenges I always get super hungry for about part of the first round, then seeing you literally look bored and nearly in pain as you continue to force in more food takes the hunger away because I can imagine how you feel. It’s a weird rollercoaster.
yes, this helps me when i'm hungry and shouldn't eat
Awesome profile pic Liz
What do you mean, *nearly* in pain?!
@jesusisking314Hail Satan babes
I love how I’m not the only one here. Watching these videos stops me from wanting to ever over eat. Must be the pain he goes through and perspective on impact.
I wasn't even worried about the food, I was worried about the 6-7 rockstars he downed in a single sitting.
Yeah I thought that
Child's Play, caffeine addict.
@@akirausagi8275 still really bad for your heart. Its pretty similar to snorting a ton of coke
They were opened in advance, probably just was regular water.
Exactly, maximum safe amount of caffeine per day is around 400 mg. He drank 4x 160 mg of caffeine per can - 640 mg totall, in one sitting ! Absolutely crazy
100 hours = 4.16 days
Average sleep per night = 8 hours
Total sleep for 4.16 days = 33.33 hours
66.66 hours spent awake
Works out to 1500 calories per hour every waking hour for 4 days!
Beard…your’re nuts mate!
___Other Fun facts!!!!___
100,000 calories over 4 days is the same as:-
204 big macs - 3 big macs per hour
222 mars bars - 3 mars bars per hour
2222 oreo's - 33 oreo's per hour
385 dunkin donuts glazed donut's - 6 dunkin donuts glazed donut's per hour
714 Packets of Doritos - 11 Packets of Doritos per hour
324 Slices of Dominos Pepperoni Pizza 5 Slices of Dominos Pepperoni Pizza per hour
100 Pints of Ben & Jerrys - 2 Pints of Ben & Jerrys per hour
1111 Bananas - 17 Bananas per hour
1000 Quaker Oat Sachets - 15 Quaker Oat Sachets per hour
1064 Tablespoons of Peanut Butter - 16 Tablespoons of Peanut Butter per hour
Mathew Frost this deserves all the 👍
Mathew Frost love this! Hahahaha
Glad you enjoyed it! It was fueled by my own curious but after working it all out I thought i'd share it with everyone so the audience has some kind of perspective on just how RIDUCULOUS 100,000 calories in just 4 days!!!
P.S. I just finished watching it and i have to say, Beard....you're a legend this has well any truly cemented yourself at the very top of my list of favourite youtubes :) ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT!
Boredom is one hell of a thing.
Fake
You just turned my 5 minute bathroom break into my boss texting me wondering where I've been for an hour.
LoL XanDad haha awesome.
Awesome lol
hahahaha love it
You're gunna get fired, friend.
You made me laugh so hard oh god
meals
meal 1 3:35
meal 2 14:53
meal 3 22:00
meal 4 30:40
meal 5 35:07
meal 6 44:35
meal 7 50:16
meal 8 53:29
meal 9 55:00
meal 10 1:01:06
meal 11 1:03:54
meal 12 1:09:20
end
kevin alejandro, I red dead at the end 😂😂
kevin alejandro thx
We need more people like you 🙏🙏
kevin alejandro tysm
Thank u!
Going back to watch this again makes me think that contrary to basically every other CZcamsr I feel like you and mrs beard have brightened and got more fun over the last year.. dunno if anyone else agrees but I love seeing you guys together even more these days
This comment didn't age well...
@@foxdkwhy didn't it? BMF is still elite CZcams content 👐
They broke up @@Toriaa95
I obsess over these videos when I’m restricting.
Allison Grace same
Fr
I eat 5 big macs, 3 double doubles and atleast 6 pizzas every week! Get outta here with this restricting nonsense!! Im 350lbs and ive never felt better, and the doctor says my diabetes is a non life threatening kind, life is great! Live a little.
Same
Your probably anorexic
The sit here and watch someone eat for over an hour challenge
Camera changes = Fake
Sicarius Peremo bore off
As much as I love food, I can never imagine putting myself through something like this.
Looking forward to a 3 million calorie challenge in the next few weeks!😂
@@arhun2877 no 😂
@@MrFr3ddan yes
lol
Yeah, I can imagine the conversation with the Coroner. "Yeah, he died doing a crazy eating challenge because his viewers wanted him too" 🤣🤣 this man is NOT a balloon🤣🤣😊
Gunna be 4 in a few weeks at this rate
Beards gettting awfully close to 1MIL subs now, we may eventually get to re-witness this torture. Glorious.
Oh my god 😵🙊 he did say 1 million
1m calories in 1k hours 😎
That’s between 1000 and 1500 calories an hour depending on how he times it. Is that possible??? I think I would literally die
Over 1million now🤭🙌🙌
You just turned my 5 minute bathroom break into my boss texting me wondering where I've been for an hour.
Honestly you are in my opinion the most entertaining youtuber, i usually cant watch a youtube video for 1 hour plus but with you i could watch hours and hours, and i would still want more
well thank you very much :)
Person: what are you doing?
Me: umm watching a man shoving 100,000 calories of food in his face......
AshleyTheSimmer In his beard
He just ate more calories in one video, than most of us eat in one month. I don't know whether to give him a standing ovation or feel sick.
more like 4 months!! I feel sick :o
@@rshah9064 you should eat roughly 2k-2.6k calories a day if your only eating 100k in 4 months thats 25k a month and roughly 6k a week meaning your eating under 1k a day ,that makes me feel sick
@@morkyt1027 how many calories you eat depends on gender, height, age, activity levels etc etc.... for the majority of the population if they ate 2k-2.6k calories a day they would GAIN weight. 1.5-2k is more realistic of what the average person in the general population should be eating
@@BeccaB00xox True, most grown up men will need around 2.2k calories, for kids this will obviously be lower. I’m 17 and I need to eat 3.2k calories to stay on weight however.
@@snellejelle1221 3.2? Damn ... I have multiple chronic illnesses so I'm quite inactive, I only need around 1.3k calories a day .... it varies so much
An accurate representation of my 3AM binges
lmaooo me rn
Sad but true
Spot on
U need to eat enough food for the day so u stop picking on food in the night
I highly doubt that. Don't be an idiot.
BeardMeatsFood: "If I die, I die"
lolz
Had to give a like because in my eyes you truly risked your life here
especially with all the energy drinks. they don't even really provide that many calories and provide waaaaayyy too much caffeine. If he just ate a tad bit more but opted for water I think he would've been much safer
Curtis R a
@@Frymmmmmm34 fuck off
the energy drinks were because of the Michael Phelbs Challenge
I love how despite clearly being so uncomfortable the entire video, he still got hyped for Five Guys. True loyalty
Five guys doesn't fuck around
You look great! Come to Portugal ill give you
Simply phenomenal brother. Glad to have seen you ascend from a few hundo to over 100k. No one deserves it more.
means a lot Tony thanks my dude.
Me: A Hollywood film that lasts 120 minutes? I have no attention span for that!
Also me: Beard has a video lasting just as long? PRESS PLAY.
hahahaha quality!
But its only 74 minutes long
Man I don't know how you do this... I just ate a double cheeseburger and some fries, and I'm so full I feel like I'm gonna die lol. Seriously impressed
practice...and wilful disregard for my own safety
BeardMeatsFood omg so what about your own budget !!! All your food is high cost
First challenge I've watched you do where the struggle is real. Considering the Michael Phelps meal is FOUR DAYS WORTH of calories for a well built guy in his 30's, that was insane to eat in under an hour. Beard, you are a machine.
How did Lindsay throw Matt Stonie in your face like that!! 😂😂😂 she's savage
jamel b she's a heartless b*tch lol
R.I.P. Toilet
Clayton Wieberg lol
gg
😂😂
I'm rewatching this and does anyone else think he's far happier today? Mabye he's just better at "preforming" but I like to think over time he's been able to just do what he wants with his life and hes a happier person cuz of it. It's cool to see
I know your comment is old but Iv just started watching recently and I can see a big difference too. Not sure if it's general happiness or like you say, performing
@@Hashslingingslasher- I assume if your videos bring over a million views within the first week, I believe that's approximately $7,500 per million views. I'm sure the financial stability helps with that aspect.
How you did what you did in the video just blows me away and I’m a nurse! You did amazing, and I’m extremely surprised you didn’t end up with a stomach rupture! Well done Mr Beard you Rock 🪨 🥳
☝🏼 Can I just say, I love Lindsey AKA Mrs Beard! She is your biggest supporter, helper, food procurer and totally does everything to understand your crazy eating talents!! Big up Mrs Beard!!! 👏🏼👏🏼🥰
Love how even at the end he's still enjoying himself and not taking it too seriously. Like he honestly enjoys doing these things. Others just complain constantly and so clearly do it for the views only. This channel is so legit.
thanks michael...means a lot...i dunno if i was still enjoying it at the end lol...not the very end anyway...but yeah I'm privileged to be able to do this so, try not to complain too much lol
Whoever this ben guy was who sent you the cheesecake, what a dude man! If I received that from a fan I think I would cry cause of the effort someone put in for me unconditionally
My favorite asweel think would take a few goes to finish it thow
That’s not what unconditionally means
70% of calories went in the beard
ibby tube that's how the beard grows
ibby tube 😂😂
Haha 😆😂😂😂
Or into the lady in his car?
He is known for his beard. His beard is his trademark.
It's crazy to see the difference in commentary style from here to now , so similar but so much more "hyped"
The lunatic actually decided to try this. Good on you Adam, you legendary bearded food monster.
lunatic is the right word lol
I never go out of my way to like videos on CZcams (with the exception of this one) because I feel like it's not genuine if people are begging for it. But then I got to the patreon part, and for some reason I just appreciated how graceful you were about it. That attitude and respect for people that you have, and the fact that you can appreciate that we work hard for money makes all the difference. Nowadays youtubers only care about selling overpriced merch and monetization of videos. Thanks for being one of the more genuine people out there!
Cassie Kodelja very nice comment I appreciate it. Yeah I’m not in the business of ripping people off. I owe everything I have to the people who watch my videos. Just a view is appreciated 😁
Relatable, just dropped a like
Was anyone else scared that his stomach was going to rupture?
Im more worries about him getting Type 2
IVIFII2IC lol
nope
I think he’s sick after all challenges anyway he doesn’t gain weight at all.....
Meme 73 intense work out I think
Literally full just watching this. I had all these cravings while watching your restaurant challenges for the past hour. But then I seen this, and can't think of a single thing that sounds appetizing , no joke 😅
You are a legend. I hope this gets millions of views. Congrats you deserved it.
thanks buddy :)
Im 48 hours into a 72 hour fast and these vidoes are what ive been watching ALL DAY EVERYDAY
Its absolutely insane how much food you can stomach, how much pain (and pooping) you go through just to post a video, huge congrats, and
Respect, Man
You;re the first competitive eater I've heard say that you go into the challenge fasted. Thank-you!
“I’m not full I’ve just got really bad heart burn” WHY. WHY ARENT YOU FULL. YOU ATE LIKE FOUR GOD DAMN CHICKENS
And I feel you on the cheesecake thing. Fave thing ever
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this killed me and I wondered the same thing I'm lucky if I get 1800 cals daily in 😂😂😂
Paul Davidson ok wow what was that for??
Paul Davidson is just a stupid dipstick...
The every fucking chicken in this room deal from KFC
Watching this during lockdown, could go for a maccys right now ha, hope your keeping safe 👍
@@jorgeribeiro6307 don't think he was talking to you mate
@@pearcegolding3544 does it matter
@@pearcegolding3544 dickhead bruv
Watching him eat cause we cannot do so......
Adam B shut up
Every time I'm home alone I watch your videos so I don't have to eat alone. Thank you :D
But seriously... this challenge is craaaazyyyy!!!!!
hahaha, glad to be of service
I'm curious to see how you ate for the next five days after this challenge.
more like next month
That’s the thing he didn’t
34:42 😂😂 you poor soul. It was at this point that you realized for the sixty seventh time that this was a bad decision. Lol
hahahahaha awn
BeardMeatsFood
Are you a bag pipe playin' highland whiskey drinkin' Scotsman ???? I hear that Scottish accent.
Budddyyy w
I watched a grown man stuff his face for over an hour. 🤔
Samer Rami Tahseen Aljallad thats a big goal honestly
As did we all
The secret is to set the video to double speed
Hi Beard - Well this is 5 years later as I am watching this, and your 100 Thousand Subscriber base has grown to 2.83 Million. Well Done
3 million now! 🎉
3.76 mil now
4.06 today
How is ur toilet still alive
He has to replace it every month
Heaven help it if it was, LMAO!! 😂😂
How is he still alive
How do you know it's not dead brainy person?
Yeah the purging. Poor toilet taking all that puke.
I was starving before, but watching you eat all that food made me no longer hungry. Props to you this must be super hard.
Never noticed it before, but it's hilarious how you physically change in appearance throughout the course of the 100k cals. I know how the body works in relation to that and have experienced myself, but didn't think I'd see it before my eyes in a video haha. You deserve a like for the suffering.
Re; watching whilst fasting........no! You are not alone! This is, sort of.......junk food for the soul! Vicarious gratification! And hey!......it’s free AND non-fattening!
The perfect music volume, great camera work, no shoving food like a madman, nice accent and great food! You're my new fav food eater guy!
In all the meals I kept thinking “HE IS NOT GONNA FINISH THAT” but man i was wrong.
*HATS FUCKING OFF*
Subscribed🙈💙
the cheesecake part reminded me of the scene in matilda where the kid has to eat a entire chocolate cake and gets slow with the last few bites and finally finishes it and is relieved 😂 also if you know the scene you know they bring out a crap ton more and when it went to him groaning with the food in front of him again after i snorted. dude youre a trooper i literally couldnt do this like my body would reject it and id puke after every bite(i know cos i tried to do 10,000 cals in a day once and didnt make it past 4,000 before my body was forcing food back up lol couldnt eat for like 3 days after) you shouldve ate some good ole anti heart burn pills inbetween meals 😂😂
Jackie Davis loooool i remember
😅🤣😂😭 faxx
Biggest thing that got me worried is how he ate all that kfc without even cracking open the gravy 😂
You should do a vid called "The Student Challenge" where you just eat a bunch of Pot Noodles and ready meals.
+Knut Fredriksen plz don't eat me
Just clicked this vid out of mild curiosity but, I've just finished watching the whole thing whilst being in a sort of hypnotized state and it was awesome!
Wayne McGrath glad you enjoyed it Wayne 😜
Same
For someone who competes with Joey Chestnut and the rest of the competitive eaters, I would never call you a cheater when doing this challenge. You rock and keep up the good videos. Thanks from Ottawa Ontario Canada
I once did a protein shake boosted up to 5000 calories, and straight after I felt like I was having a stroke and I had to lie down for a few hours. To imagine doing another 19 shakes after that is beyond my comprehension
the energy drinks are what worry me most tbh
u dont even see him open them, its probably just water
Usque Ad Finem
No because when he drinks water he had a normal glass of water, trying to be some conspiracy theorist on a channel that did this challenge legit ain’t gonna work pal
@Rude One I learned that. I didn't die obviously but I almost did. I was exhausted and had 10 shots of espresso and coffee with tons O' sugar in it. My stomach hurt for days, I had heart palpitations and a terrible headache. I should have gone to the doctor but like a typical American I decided to tough it out.
@@tabbyreed8925 did you seriously drink 10?
@@woodstockanhaenger364 Yes, 10.
I get hungry while watching people eat, anyone else get that feeling?
Lol i feel full watching him eat. One of the reasons hes so fun to watch i guess, that and im ways just in awe
Always makes me hungry to watch any competitive eater or food challenges your not the only one.
I’m
Starving when I watch that chiken
haha i´m the same! watched a video last night and had to go to mc´donalds for a meal :)
Always same for me
Wow man that was totally awesome! Thanks for putting yourself through that for our entertainment. You rock Mr.Beard
hahaha no worries david.
Almost 5 days worth of food.....in one sitting. I don't know whether he should be applauded or Sectioned! 🤣
82k calories is 60 days worth of food for me
@@roisin5583it was across a few days. Did you even listen to what he said
Huge respect for the amount of food you can put away Beard, but I dread to think of the buzz and heartburn from 4 pints of Rockstar !!!!
that and the cheese lol
I watch this kind of video when I fast 😂. seeing all this food make me full
Hello army
💯😂
Lol . that's why I've no appetite . thanks . egg juice on pizza . yep no appetite
Hahaha same 😅
Beard, this is crazy. I hope you are ok now! i had an idea for a new challenge other than just increasing the number of calories. Why not try a "net zero calorie challenge"? The goal is to exercise off as many calories as you consume. I dont know what the maximum amount you could eat in this case, but i think it would be interesting to see what you can do!
Simon Metin that would entail a lot of cardio. Which I mortally hate lol
BeardMeatsFood exactly...it wouldn't be a challenge without it!!
Simon Metin eat 500 cals containing low calorie food like Broccoli celery cabbage some carbs for lunch at around 3 o clock in noon and don’t eat anything else and then go for a 6-7k run boom solved
Usually you consume net zero calories to maintain your own weight, your body depending on if you're fit burns off calories without you doing anything, average is about +1200 plus. The challenge would be extremely easy to do.
They mean instead of burning off the calories naturally like if you naturally burn 2000 cals a day and eat 2000 cals. They mean if you eat 1000 calories you have to actively burn that amount. Like on the treadmill or something.
My dad just had gastric bypass surgery and he is binge watching all of these episodes. I’m not sure how to feel about that…
People seem to get their calories by proxy with these videos.
I binge watch these and I'm vegetarian and don't eat fried food 😂. Still oddly enjoyable to watch and Adam has a great personality. Hope everything goes well for your dad!
I’m on permanent IV meds, so I don’t get to eat a whole lot. I’ll vicariously watch thru these videos, when I’m trying to motivate myself to eat (or can’t eat). Seems counterproductive but it works 😅 There might be some truth to the “by proxy” comment above 😂 My PCA just had bypass as well, she definitely hit some tough spots, I could see how these videos could help 🤷🏼♂️ All the best to your dad!
This is like seeing a film, really i need popcorn.
Legend said he still in toilet
Why am I watching a video of Beard from 2 years ago at 3am when I know full well it will make me hungry and I won’t be able to eat anything due to the time...
ryza craft literally me and as i read
this it’s exactly 3:00 😳
The algorithm brought me to your channel. The beard and Street Fighter music has kept me here.
So close but what an effort. You're an absolute machine! Insane! They need to make bibs for beards! 😉
Yes definitely 👍
They do. At least beard covers for food industry workers. Like a face mask for the beard.
Sat here eating a bowl of oatmeal pondering where my life went wrong.....
i could go for some oatmeal right now though
Going to watch this now!! too excited - woo , been waiting for this.
Dude, you have 20x that number of subscribers now!!!
Hey beard, meet food. Food, meet beard
Kudo eae povo gringo
Oh yeah yeah
Rbsa _ get out of the internet
Your capacity is absolutely incredible.
Oh yeah and #BEFOREONEMIL
Oldschool Quikie never get to 1 mil
yeah won't get to a million, but I'm already happy with the video...thats enough for me :)
Oldschool Quikie 7
He's done plenty of restaurant challenges with lots of witnesses. He can eat.
Your home in this video looks so relaxing and calm. Wierd, ive never commented on something like that before, but I love the vibe of the place! It's a beautiful home!
How is this possible? You must be a beardy alien 👽… just incredible!!! Love the channel 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Just take a moment to acknowledge how long it would take to edit this😅😅
Can't wait to see the after math video and see how his physical appearance changed
Cool Cumber his beard got about 4 inches longer and 2 inches thicker
won't be long :)
I am on a very strict diet and watching your videos help my appetite so much I feel like I can live out these binges with you 😊 thank you
It's difficult to eat that much, but this guy makes it look easy
Going back over these landmark challenges...id forgotten how good they were. Beards a beast.
Eats a ridiculous amount of food then says "i'm not full, i've just got really bad heart burn" hahaha
I'm currently dieting down, maybe this wasn't the best video for me to watch 😂
The struggle is real!!! You ROCK!!!!!!!💖💖🎸🎸🎵🎵🎺🎺🎷🎷💖💖
Using double cream as milk, takes things to the absolute next level
*Heart disease has entered the chat
*Obesity has entered the chat
*Clogged arteries has entered the chat
*Diabetes has entered the chat
Weight lifting just took em all home and they are in bed by now.
And the toilet got destroyed :D
Sydney, please leave the chat.
Sydney Allen has left the planet hopefully 🤡
yet he is better shape than you are. *Sydney Allen has no response
Those rockstars had to be brutal!! I about got sick watching you drink them!! Good job!!👍🏻
This is actually 50000 calories because half of it went in his beard 😂😂
No it isn't. It was 100000 calories. The guys a fucking beast bruv
@@brandonwruptz9716 *wooosh*
@@brandonwruptz9716 It's a joke dumbass.
Mohamed Alakashi His beard is actually a second stomach don’t you know?
At least is beard don't go hungry lol
I got the egg juice all over my pizza! Mate, you are a bloody funny bugger.
I keep coming back to this video to see when it hits 1m views... Subscriber count has been rapidly rising since you posted this!
Connor File same
Ooooh no you didn't do this right now xD hahah Haven't watched it yet!! But i liked it already because of the title!
Live Life You should've made him some of your famous donut sandwiches xD
hahaha Yeaah, i could make epic stuff for this 100k cheatday xD
Those donuts that i ate are a appetizer for him lol :P
But this dude can EAT.. I gonna pray for his toilet, because it went through a lot.. R.I.P. TOILET!
Ooh yes he did!! This is madness.. I feel sorry for Lindsey, she has to deal with his ''CRAP'' all the time xD
AHHAHA LMAO... Hopefully it isn't literally his crap xD..
Live Life same here xD
I'll watch the whole thing, because I enjoy your content, keep up the good work beard!
thanks buddy
I've been watching all your videos non stop for the past week. You're addictive! (As you already know). Impressed you don't dirty your shirts (and only your trousers) but maybe it's thanks to the beard Mr Beard! Love from the Greek islands to you both! X
ERR, I GOT DE EGG JUICE ALL OVER MA PETT ZA!!!
Woah, you on steroids their buddy?
Stop slagging the English language I'm sure u speak it..I bet ur a yank
Yeah he said that 😂😂😂
The Randomizer he plays Fortnite, he’s never lifted a dumbbell in all his days.
@@SilentCrayonZ how do you know hes played fortnite? I cant see any content or channels fortnite related. And if he played fortnite he would have never lifted a dumbbell.
Says cheesecake lactose was a bad idea, next meal has cheese and double cream 😂 great job BMF enjoy the crown!
beard logic lol
Aye Beard. Big ups from down under. Hooked on your vids from Australia.
Gotta say man, watched this video with you talking about your B & J shakes, did a bit of reading and out I went the next day to buy a Nutrininja and I agree, damn these things are tasty. Fist shake at 3371.6 Cal.
Being an Insulin Dependant Diabetic and having an accelerated metabolism, I've always struggled to put on and maintain weight, so I'm hoping that having a full day and a half worth of Cals in one shake will finally start putting a bit of meat on this frame. So thanks a bunch man, your a legend.
Peace.
Noel.
I need to know if it worked for you lol