Every Girls Brain On A First Date
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- čas přidán 10. 06. 2022
- This is my first longer skit I've ever done on CZcams!
I really hope you enjoy it! If you did it would mean a lot if you like it and tell me if you want to see more in the comments below!!
Written/Filmed/Produced/Edited by: Me
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris - Zábava
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Please Like and Share the video if you enjoy! Only doing more of these if you guys actually like them :p
definitely
Do more with riley
Love love love 😍 keep on being you!!
Yes please do more longer skits for youtube.
I love ur videos sooooooo much I am a HUGE fan ur videos make my day
The different characters' personalities are so spot on! So many emotions happening at once during the first date. Way to go, Kris! We need more like this.
I want to describe my opinions on each, just like I said earlier I think her MILF character is boinkworthy.
I strongly agree
You know what, even if it's funny (which is indeed) it's very demystifying. 😅 Very nice! Happy New Year!
This is like Inside Out for adults, and in the best way possible. We absolutely need more of these!
Edit: I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the number of likes this comment has received...thank you all a ton!
There was a sitcom from the 90's called Herman's Head, it's more like that.
Inside out IS for adults.
@@Silverburstnelson I never said anything to the contrary, I was just saying that this is targeted specifically at adults rather than being family friendly, like Inside Out.
MOOOOORRRRREEE
I agree 1000%!!!
I'm impressed with this script. I guess Kris could write a movie, produce, direct it and star in all roles by herself.
I’d watch it
@@R.E.D.T.O.M.A.T.O.take our money!
needs to get in touch with calebcity and Ryan George.
these 3 would make a hella movie i swear
@@JS-rv3et and Steven He
@TheWPhilosopher Steven he doesn't pass the vibe check.
Okay maybe the vibe check but Ryan and Caleb both definitely have more chemistry with themselves then steven.
"Memory, refresh hers." Idky, that line just felt so satisfying
Kris somehow knows everything…..great to relate to. 😃
We need more like this. NOW!
Agreed
STAT!
Agreed
Yaaaaaasssssssss
Yessssss
She played
Kris,
Kyle,
Brain,
Memory,
ADHD,
Heart,
Lady Parts,
Anxiety,
Depression, and
Hormones.
And they ALL have a different feel to their character. This is brilliant acting 😄👍
Pixar needs only to hire her for Inside Out 3 and safe a lot of money
Try Niharika.Nm
Eddy Murphy used to act lilke this
@@peterjames232Not to this extent. But, yeah, his old comedy still holds up.
@@fakhrurrozi9528true
This was absolutely genuinely creative, crazy, fun, informative on actual how some brains work, all at once! If you produced most on your own, you got some real imagination and talent!
The brain's reaction after the hormones like "I can make it start can't make it stop", so hilarious 🤣 please Kris, we need more of this. And bring back Riley and all the other characters...I miss them:)
Honestly, I like the other characters (I notice the similarity between Riley and Brain) but they almost get annoying after a while, but this ADD/Memory/Brain/Heart/LadyParts setup is truly genius and I could watch thousands of videos like this one.
Brain is my favorite character by far, the pure exasperation with all of it brings me an unreasonable level of joy
Your right the brain is good but like adhd better
Just love the fact she used her own mom as a character for her anxiety. This might be one of the best sketches on youtube, ever.
ADHD was definitely my favorite character 😂
Brain, with the helmet, won the day! The mustache was brilliant.
I was openly snorting laughter at work (of course).
Yesss
The only thing you forgot was anxiety being concerned about whether the guy is a killer. Otherwise..spot on!!
As a husband and dad of 19 yrs, this is totally accurate when compared with my own personal observations, after 2 decades of “research” of the females in my Life. Absolutely hilarious as well, we all loved it! 😂
I just finished the video and I love how Kris seperates her "Depression" "ADHD" "Hormones" "Heart" "Lady Parts" 🤣 and encapsulates them into her character's outward behavior and expression
This is such an accurate representation of the conflict we feel within ourselves when we say or do things, we don't want to do, or, don't say or do things, we wish we had done!
Well said!
@@romanasky6820 Thank you! That means a lot 😊
It is brilliant, isn't it...
@@Instabruh.User.. Bruh no
@@ricklanese6174 She's gonna become an absolute legend!!! If I could only manage her career!
"Memory! Refresh her's!"
What a great line.
So is “Yes, yes, yes,yes”
This was awesome!!!! I really liked how all the different parts of the human body and psychology were accurate and funny. The anecdote about being able to start crying and not stop is something one of my good old friends shared. I am glad these characters did not have a one night stand because that would have hurt her, so even though she wanted to go through with it I think her hormones protected her in the end. I would love to see more stuff about dating and seeing the inside of characters conflicting parts.
Fabulous skit. The presentation of the different internal characters is masterfully executed. The mannerisms, outfits, and dialog of each character is perfect. Well done!! Thank you for sharing your immense talent to make us laugh!
"WHY are we STILL crying?!"
Kris this was GD hilariously brilliant!
and I can make it start not stop
We need longer skits like this! Have not laughed like this in a long time. 😂😂🤣Keep up the great content!
Awww yay ok!❤️
Yes!!!!!!! Do like a part 2 to this or something
Yesssss. We miss these
@@kallmekris you’re hilarious!! 🤣 “I can make it start, -can’t make it stop.🤷♀️” So true.. 😝
The accuracy of this portrayal astounds me.
As a guy, this is helping me understand some of my more, um, "interesting" relationships. Didn't think this would actually be educational
This had me dying laughing! The ADHD randomness, Anxiety, and Lady Parts...and when Hormones showed up, I had tears (of laughter) myself! So accurate. I love it. More please!
The ADHD was hilarious... i was laughing SO hard ily kris
This is a goddamn masterpiece. If you ever decide to become an actress, include this in your portfolio.
Greatly written, greatly acted, greatly edited. Amazing job.
Um she's already an actress. This is acting.
Gabriel Johnson I think they mean professional acting
@@lydiasmomisdead588 She gets paid for this.
Fair enough
Agents probably contact her
This is amazing, no matter how long it's been posted! 😂
Gives me "inside out" vibes, yet it's all Kris! 😂👏👏👏
Amazing as always!
I might have just learned more about dating from this skit than from all the dating advice videos I've watched, combined.
I would totally watch an entire movie of Kris acting out her body's internal actions. That was hilarious!! Kris you are a gem In the rough to me!
OMG I totally agree with you, it was hilarious as hell ! She has such a natural talent for comedy, and I would love to watch an entire movie with her too :D
100% she’s great 😊
Lol same she is funny and perfect and she is sooo nice
Same!
InsideKris
I really love how she embraces every opportunity to wear that space helmet
This is just genius. Brilliant. Art at its finest. Laughed so so hard and... You are us. Thank you. Absolute ❤
this was 10 times funnier and more entertaining than any recent comedy ive seen come out of hollywood in the last 5 years. this was hilarious
Hollywood isn't talented enough to produce anything this funny and yet true😂🎉
I really love this “Inside my head” series! This longer episode turned out great, and I hope that you make more of them in the future 🥰 Also the sirens are *definitely* what happens when I overthink-
Can we just appreciate how she changes into ALL those outfits and hairstyles and takes the time to come up with the hilarious script too? Like c’mon she’s amazing to take time out of her day to do this for us! Thanks Kris!!!
Well, I think it's her job...
@@thisisnotok4775 I’m pretty sure she has another job but I’m not quite sure,in past videos she’s mentioned having another job but idk
@@ainsleychaiseliterally every skit youtuber does this
I'm only half way through it and I'm cracking up😁 , Thanks for making me smile, I really needed it!!
This was hilarious 😂 every guys is like “the brain part makes sense! 100%” 😂😂👍🏻
10/10 shits and giggles. Can I just say that this made me laugh so hard after a shitty day, not to mention the amazing way Kris brought out the truth that some of us girls tend to over think ALOT!!! I was not expecting my grandfather to knock on my door and ask if I was alright this evening, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
I appreciate you and your videos so much.
We all have shitty days, may the morrow be brighter!
Some? Try ALL girls overthink Grossly, most men under think. How pairings ever work is a wonder.
this is genius. and so accurate.
@@Instabruh.User.. I’ve seen it and it isn’t at all yikes my dude
I think a loonie here I repeat a loonie
@The best Brandon Moore no I was trying to be polite but that failed miserably
I love these skits. This was so on point! Please keep doing them.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this. It still makes me laugh and never gets old. Thanks for posting this video
Kris, you've simply outdone yourself here. Arguably, your best work to date. You're a gem and simply stunning!
Sssssiiiiiiiimmmmmmppppppp
I have to agree. This is a whole new level. She's going places. I predict all this hard work will eventually really pay off if it's not already.
Agreed!!! Loved it!!!
Sigh. The difference in the kind of comments men and women creators get on youtube. Really sad.
What this guy said +1 👏
Her lipstick is perfect with that top and she has also perfectly personified the inner struggles of us all! 🥰🥰🥰Love you Kris!
exactly! love this sm
It looks purple because I have a color filter on lol
I teach anatomy at a university, and this is a brilliant (and hilarious) way to illustrate the different body systems responses to stress hormones. My fave is the brain! 🙂
I've watched this so many times because it is so good! This was one of my favorite skits pretty much ever. I would love to see more of these types, please!
As a male, father of two kids, and husband of one wife this seems entirely accurate.
Like you're gonna be a husband of two wife's?. Hahahahahaha
@@unknowninvisible2519 mormons and muslims do it 😃
@@OEMPlus oh fck no, multiply this by 8, imagine. I can barely manage one 😅
@@warm1ke304 thats what im talkin about. The one i got tried to leave twice already :D
@@unknowninvisible2519 polyamory exists….
Brain: "What do we do?!"
Hormones: "Cry."
Me, pointing at the screen: "FUCK YEAH WE DO!"
ab LOVE your skits! Thank you for what you do to make us laugh! :)
The "i call you" sounded more life "we let you know" of job interviews.
Yeah, she nailed it.
YES!! You definitely need to do another one of these longer skits, this one had me in stitches. I especially loved when the brain, lady parts, the heart, depression and anxiety were up in arms with each other from 2:57-3:12 meanwhile ADHD is so focused on other things like TV shows, the bread basket and pooping. It was also hilarious when Hormones came in and started the tears, and Brain was like "well turn it off, we look insane" and Hormone's is like "Sorry, I only start them, I can't turn them off." LMAO. This was so accurate and so funny.
Loved how relatable this was and how funny & sad that thought was. But please make more of these.
That got a belly laugh out of me. Not going to lie, I'm a 33 year old dude with two kids, I was questioning whether or not this was going to be good, just maybe not meant for me. It was absolutely fantastic. Willing to bet she's bored doing the reaction videos and wanted to switch it up, this was awesome.
Check out her TikTok, it's full of these
Kids make the difference in a man's maturity cuz that's the same with me, I'm a single Father with two kids, one in high school who lives with me, other in the army and I find Kris' videos more entertaining with hilarious content that's more meaningful with her mature wits! I wouldn't appreciate her videos as much as I do now, without learning what I have just from my heart growing with children to love, to appreciate Kris for different reasons. Her mature humor is at/above the 90th percentile of all the CZcams creators on here.
If she went further into YT, she'd become more influential and popular than she feels she's capable of. She has thoughts in her head that act up as she said on her Tik Tok videos that she's feeling down or she's upset over her bangs or something small but if she went all out in her videos and started posting daily, she may easily become one of the top 10 CZcamsrs of all time. That's what my mind says and my heart feels anyways 🤷♂️
@@evanfinnian trust me I'm a fan. CZcams allows for more time to flesh out these ideas and a longer videos and I'd like to see more of it.
This is the video that made me huck up on your channel. I could watch it again and again , sooo great.
Glad to see you doing this wide-screen.
this is the best skit ive seen in a few years. Even as a dude. I go through this on dates. But i also have the inner monologue of: "is she flirting or being nice to me". like seriously...my date could strip naked and bekon me with her finger. and my brain will still be like: "nah she was probably hot and had a finger cramp". Being totally void of social cues is Horrible in dating!
As a bi woman I relate to you so much like WTF ?🤣
@@kaychen3512 same 😭 why is it all so complicated
I can take a hint pretty damn well, however I still can not stop assuming the worst about everyone I'm into😞
If people would be more straightforward about their intentions then maybe people wouldn't need to jump to conclusions and make mountains out of molehills. Remember, you must get someone's consent to go ahead with your intimacy. Without it you will just be trying to read each other's minds and that is a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, I get the whole cluelessness thing too, my first girlfriend invited me over while her parents and siblings were out (we were both 16 at the time) on my birthday, and wanted me there Asap.
Anyway I told her I had a few things to take care of and ended up getting there minutes before her dad came home from work over 4 hours later.
She was not happy with me.
“They never brought that bread basket” literally the only thing I was thinking for the entire time
Sooo good hahaha thank you for being an un-ending source of genuine belly laughs, Kris -- I appreciate your talent always 😂
Great segment, one of your best. You're a great writer, and epic editor..
Anxiety being nervous because of Lady Parts might be the most real thing I’ve ever seen in my life
Can you explain a little more to me, I am having trouble understanding but this really makes me wonder. What is it that was so relatable to you in particular about that? I'm having trouble understanding anxiety in relation to "lady parts" but maybe I'm thinking about it in the wrong way. Could you explain what you are thinking of when you say "might be the most real thing I've ever seen in my life"? Is the idea that you're frequently eager to pursue sexual interactions but become nervous about pursuing them? I'm maybe taking "lady parts" to specifically, so I'm having trouble understanding how one's own vagina or genitals makes them nervous? I can understand it maybe more if a man is afraid of his genitals being unimpressive or something or not being able to perform sexual intercourse. Anyway, as you can see, I'm really trying to grasp what this might be about. 296 people have clicked the thumbs up on your comment, so anyone at all who can answer my questions about this would be very helpful to me and much appreciated.
@@aFoxyFox. damn
She’s her own sketch comedy troop all unto herself ❤😂
Troupe 😊
Frr this was brilliant!
I cannot figure out if she writes this all on her own or what
This was how it was done in the early days of youtube. I fucking love the nostalgia of this one!
Honestly one of the best comedy skits I’ve seen on CZcams. Well done!!
I’m married and it’s been more than 20 years since I was in the dating world, but this brings back that time for me. Hilarious and too relatable!! 🤣 Speaking as a writer myself, this whole skit is very well written!
Lol, not a writer, a simple Katy Perry fan…..
😂🤣💀
The ADHD is killing me. So relatable! Love it.
Edit: Damn these likes are coming in like fire! Tysm!!!
Tysm Kris!
this was the best version of brain fragments I've literally ever seen
Is it fair to say that she is attractive to that sort of man and not attractive to the sort of man that she desires?
Agreed. More variety and the entry of each facet into the conversation was so well staged. And the costuming was excellent.
You didn't need to add 'literally'
@@nickpagano7134 You didn't need to comment. I didn't need to comment. We literally don't need to do anything.
@@SomethingSomethingComplete "literally" in this circumstance was even more superfluous than my comment, also you shouldn't like your own comments, that's just weird.
I laughed, I cried, and dog help me I’d have sat down and listened to that woman working through it at the table and ordered 2nd dessert.
I'm seeing this 1 year after the fact,and it is so spot on! You are brilliant, Ma'am. ❤❤❤
Brain is such a creative character I don't know why I like her, she just fits the part. Very well played out
It's those naughty secretary glasses.
She's very hot.
Same reason I liked her, we're men.
@@dukeonwheels So is the brain ... notice the mustache.
I like her too, and I'm not a man.
@@wolfwintemute7298 yeah captain obvious that's why I said what I said.
The creativity, time and script writing this takes is crazy. This was elite Kris 👏
Wow! Well done! I don't usually comment but the details and effort involved to create so many different characters was impressive, accurate and hilarious!
this was actually very well done, bravo.
Absolutely, every-time, you make my day! Can’t wait to see you in Sam and Colby’s new video this Sunday🫠🥹 love you more than you’ll know girl!!!
@Mr Musk 🅥 Am I an idiot for clicking BOTH those links? *cries in laughter*
Wait there is another one ?
Yes you should b in more of there videos 😊👻
Wait she's gonna be in another one of their videos?
Where did you find that out from?
I completely agree. I also think Kris and Colby should totally be together ❤
Priceless masterpiece! Thank you! 🤜🏽
This is so creative, funny, and spot-on psychology advice as well in between the laughs!
Kris never fails to make us laugh
Yaaay❤️
For real though 🤣
Oh absolutely
Girl I'm sorry to tell you but your response section is like this one them is Kris and their is 2 bots and there's is two normal ones that are saying "for real though 🤣" and the other one is saying "oh absolutely"and yeah that's your whole comment response section rn so yeah
@@Toleen896 I don’t care and like what’s the point of mentioning
Kris is unique and refreshing. Loved her from the first moment I saw her. Clever and fast paced, she's a great personality.
you mean... multiple personalities :D
Excellent across the board! Thanks for everything you do!
Honey, this is such beautiful "parts work". So well done.
can we just appreciate the fact that kris never fails to make us laugh. Whenever i have a bad day i just start watching her. she has helped me through so many tough times and has made me laugh and smile when i was at my worst. thank you. we all love and appreciate you
Fr the same, she's the best influencer (?) Ever:]
@@ubertheaqh i agree! luv her sm!
Yes, yes, yes!!
True!
exactly
i think we can all agree we need more sketches like this 💜
Yep!
5 ⭐️ performance. Show stopping, brilliant, she’s the moment. Loves it!
I probably watch this video once a week at least, so spot-on! Super funny and amazingly produced!
This is GOLD! Everything was spot on but the second Hormones came out through to the end was just epic. Literally in hysterics. Absolutely well done!!!
1:50 lmao anxiety got me wheezing man
Sheer brillance! You are beyond talented ❤. Thank you
Absolutely amazing, Kris!
Memory: he’s a portfolio.. manager?
Brain: sounds made up😂😂
😂😂
As a former portfolio manager I can assure you this is like 50% true
I like how Kris's brain is a mustache-having spaceman with a fictional accent for some reason
Edit: I love how you losers in the comments turned this into a gender issue, well done fam
Like Alien Anchorman
Pfffft. Yours isn’t?
Let the man do the thinking. This woman is a keeper.
If it is the brain , it needs a skull protection aka the helmet, but might only be for the colour, and the moustache would be the nerves that will irrigate the sensors ?
Or an hilarious, girls ? brains ? aliens they are, isn't it ?
@@ShaferHart I don't- I don't think that was the message here, bud
This is a masterpiece. It should become a classic on this topic
Absolutely F... ing brilliant! Well done - thank you!
That "bread basket" arc, though. It kept me on edge of my seat!
Wow. You struck oil with this one. Emotionally relatable while being as entertaining as sketch comedy gets. Up there with “Kids in the Hall”. My family loves your work as well. Thank you. I’m glad you exist.
Oh this is perfect! So accurate! Hope you're doing ok and you're settled into your new place.
Kris with an astronaut helmet is my favorite y'all. just the best
GOD DAMMIT- 3 BOTZ-
This was so hilarious and well thought out. Was smiling the whole way through. How freaking talented is this woman
I clicked on this expecting a funny skit. This was so much more detailed and nuanced and hilarious than I could have imagine.
*Really well done*
Seriously. I ask my gf how close this was. She said pretty spot on. She asked what I was thinking on our first date. "She seems nice." lmao.
Just from like the writing of sketch perspective, I think this is damn near perfect
This is great, Kris! Do you write all this material yourself? Because it's genius. It also must be difficult to piece all the personalities together so seamlessly. It really is a brilliant 5 minute skit - and you've done so many; the well never seems to run dry. Thank you for all the work it must take to bring us this joy!!
I write everything I do ☺️ thankyou!
@@kallmekris you made me laugh by this video. And i gotta say you were brave in the Sam and Colby,s video. Darn you gotta ask them to be in one again if you,d like to.
@@kallmekris you should audition for SNL!
@@shaily2404 I'm actually very surprised that Kris hasn't been "discovered" by mainstream entertainment yet.
@@kallmekris Would 💙 to see more of Katrina & the boys, Chad, Janet & Riley, Karen and the stunned possum...
As a Kyle myself, I can gladly say not all of us are like that but that's hilarious awesome job Kris. :)
❤️
Yet to personally meet one that isn't 🤣
@@jaymeeleighjx1x 1 of my best friends growing up was named Kyle. He was the sweetest guy I knew. Tried his hardest to make sure everyone was ok all the times. He was seriously a great guy.
I knew a Kyle in the scouts. He was an odd mf. We got along great.
I needed this in my life... Thank you 😂🫠
Wow, spot on!! And hilarious! Would love to see more of these :)
I feel so seen and yet incredibly attacked, this has made my day.
This is BRILLIANT! Comedic perfection and spot on accuracy. I don't know your demographic, but you're slaying the mid-fifties set!
Mid-thirties report
She is still slaying😂
Early 30s. It's working for me.
Mid fifties here, too. 😁
Yep, she's got the 40's covered, too
Yep, mid 40s, love her, I can completely relate!! 😂
O.M.G! THIS WAS BRILLIANT!!!! Did this win any awards? I feel like this really should have won an award!🏆🏆🏆🏆
Man oh man are you talented. (Seriously) Somebody should give you a TV Show. Great acting. Great creativity. I literally LOL. I am your new biggest fan. Kall me Impressed. ❤👍
Can we just appreciate the fact that this girl is a writer, actor, director, who does all her own stunts, most of which have very different personalities, I mean this is some Split ( the movie) level shit right there. Bravo Kris, you're the boss. 😂😂
I was thinking more along the lines of Tatiana Maslany in Orphan Black, but Split works well too! 👍