@@74gear "Your flight has been... redirected." "Your flight has been... cancelled." "Please ensure your sphincter is locked and your straps are down tight as you begin your descent... to the middle of no-where!" "Cross-check THIS!" "If you direct your attention to the left side of the plane, you may now see in flight the not-so-rare ignoramus estupidus, unfortunately a not-at-all endangered species." "Emergency landing for one... sayonara." "Thank you for not flying with us today"
"In recent news, and American Airlines passenger has attempted to throw herself off of a plane midlight. The pilot took immediate swift action in attempting to capture the passenger. Fortunatly they were succesful and managerd to throw her off the plane midflight."
Me, with a shitload of pent-up aggression against all Karen-kind after hearing her whine and grabbing the first-aid kit: “Hey. Need any help? I specialize in Karenectomies.”
I just do not UNDERSTAND people who get on a plane and create problems. Oh, alright, we can say they're stressing out ... but that's how children behave.
PIlots would never throw someone off a plane mid-flight because they don't want all that paper flying around when they open the door! Sorry, just had to say it...
If they're going to take the plane down to 8,000 feet to open the emergency exit, they may as well land at the next nearest airport just as they would for a medical emergency. Although I bet there are times they'd be tempted!
"Twitter, the tiktok for old people" you look twice my age but just made me feel 30 years older with that one line. Anyone remember newgrounds? The birthplace of fun weird flash games and animations that Kickstarted some youtubers? I remember watching egoraptors animations thinking they were already top tier as a kid, now he's playing videogames with a buddy and millions of people laugh with them. Times truly changed some definitely for the better
@@ellamcclanahan9811 It's an innocuous factual statement. If this person grew up with Newgrounds, then yes, he probably _does_ look twice their age. You really shouldn't be getting so worked up over this.
So according to Kelly Kinkade's logic: Passenger B trying to open an airplane door mid flight is very dangerous. But if passenger B fails, it's suddenly both safe, and legally okay for Pilot A to order someone to open the same door to throw passenger B out of the plane mid flight, to protect the remaining passengers + crew on the plane. That doesn't sound very logical to me.
Kelsey..you have been a real source of keeping my sanity through my struggles with Cancer. The doctors & staff love you too! Thank you for KEEPING MY BLUE SKY UP ♥️♥️
thats a very sweet message Lara, just like I talked about in that flight movie review the first hollywood vs reality I did, you are never out of the fight! 👍 ✈️
So essentially the difference between cargo and passenger flights is that with cargo the freight all comes pre-wrapped in tape. Passenger’s more of a self-serve kind of a deal.
One unexpected side effect of being 6'1" (187cm) and relatively strongly-built is that I was asked to help with safety problems several times in my youth. I once had to help a couple of flight attendants subdue a passenger until she (yes, she!) calmed down. I had to pin her shoulders to the seat from the row behind her while the stewardesses held her down from either side. It was wild, but she fortunately stopped resisting after just a few minutes. I think I got several buddy passes (good for taking any flight standby) and a couple sheets of drink tickets as a result, which was fine by me!
"If you are in a plane mid flight, the distance between the ground and you makes so no laws of any place can be applied. Also, the pilot dictates the rules inside the plane and you must defeat him in hand to hand to combat to the death to overthrow his authority. Therefore, if he chooses to kill you, it's completely OK" - Kelsey, probably
@@74gear You are one cool cat👍👍. If ever in Savannah Ga im taking you downtown brother. No video taping Aloud though. We fly high, no lie, lets do this😎😝😝😝
I looked into that. The captain of an airline is absolutely allowed to force passengers off the plane in mid air. However, to do that he has to make them walk over a plank, as per maritime tradition. All pilots know this, and train in saber fighting to be prepared. They are sworn to secrecy though, which is why Kelsey will deny it. If you get a chance to look into the cockpit: that's where they keep the saber. It pops out near the stick when you press the APU button (Aviation Poking Unit).
Sure it can. It fixed that stupid person to their seat just fine. Remember, kids. If it moves and you don't want it to, Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and you want it to, WD-40.
"She tried to open up a door mid flight hence endangering the plane - quick, let's yeet ehr out by err... opening a door mid-flight, thus endangering the plane... uhh, Mark? You sure we thought this through?"
and do these annoying people get a parachute? those things are expensive, you know?.... I bet people would behave differently on planes if they threw off just one passenger in this way!! suddenly people would sit down shut up and not ask any questions at all!
@Katora Khan Do you feel better as a person when you bully others? Did you not cognitively understand the intent? What is the point of purposely being mean to others?
Kelsey should make some merch with him wearing a cowboy hat and holding up two revolvers with a line under it saying “Welcome to the no fly list” I would instantly buy it and I’m sure many other people would
3:30 airline secrets they don't want you to know. All passenger seats are actually ejection seats, and the pilot can eject any seat he wants at any time. This is why it's so important not to change seats with other people on an airplane.
The best thing is when you hit the button and the roof hatch malfunctions, but the ejection seat works fine, and they splat on the overhead compartment.
I don’t know….I think if this were really true they would require infants to purchase a seat, rather than sit on a lap. Then again, if my baby is so fussy on a plane that the captain wants to eject him, I’m probably ready to eject myself 😂 (I have four kids and I can promise anyone wondering about crying babies - take however much they annoy you and multiply it by a million. That’s flying on a plane with a baby 😂)
I wouldn't put it past Southwest Airlines to openly announce that. The last time I was on one of their flights, an announcement was made that our luggage would be ejected if we press the flight attendant button.
I was on a domestic Jetstar flight from Melbourne to Adelaide in 2019, and one of the passengers was extremely intoxicated & being verbally aggressive and threatening towards his female partner & their infant child. The flight attendants did an absolutely amazing job in not only keeping the other passengers calm (believe me there were more than a few who wanted to just clock the guy) but in ensuring the situation with the intoxicated & aggressive passenger didn't escalate any further. After a stressful flight listening to this berk drunkenly rant and rave at his partner and child, we landed safely, and said berk got a nice little welcoming party courtesy of the Police (much to the delight of everyone onboard).
I'm somewhat concerned an "extremely intoxicated" passenger was allowed to board at Melbourne in the first place. I'm pretty sure he would not have been allowed to become "extremely intoxicated" in flight.
@@siobhancrowley5195 No, he wouldn't have been. I don't remember him looking obviously drunk when he boarded the plane. People seated closer to him did mention he seemed to be knocking back more than a few drinks, and he kept ordering like he was ordering a drink for his partner as well. I was seated several rows away from them, but my assumption is he was doubling up on drinks and then slamming them down when the cabin crew weren't looking. His plan obviously failed though because they sure as hell were looking when he suddenly became very shouty and abusive part way through the flight. Unless he was mixing alcohol with some meds he shouldn't have been mixing stuff with. Yeah it was weird, by the time the police met him when we landed he was almost staggering drunk and his poor partner just looked terrified. Not a good situation but I was really impressed at how the cabin crew handled things once they were aware of the situation.
Kelsey there must be a plank that can be extended from the rear door for the unruly passenger to walk preferably over the ocean so they can drop in on the sharks.
"These older people should know there's this thing called 'Google'" had me chuckling 😆 I TA for college courses, and I've been in many conversations recently that students (as the topic of those conversations) will more likely now than before send an email/post to the discussion board a very "google-able" question and would rather wait 24-48 hours for a response rather than get an immediate answer. It's very interesting to observe that despite having so much information in your pocket, we still would rather learn from one another.
Totally, and a huge part of college is learning how to learn on your own. Sometimes that's struggling for a bit or learning the right questions to ask/google. And sometimes, the best thing you can do is talk to someone who knows a lot more than you do (I certainly wish I'd gone to more office hours in college, knowing what I know from the other side). But of course what I mean by a "google-able" question is not something that would take hours, but more like "How do I convert between calories to joules?" or "What's the units on Planck's Constant?" i.e. waiting for someone to respond is *significantly* longer than typing the question into google instead. I was young, but remember the days when you had to type something into google verbatim to how it would appear on a website, and I think a lot of us assumed that as the internet became easier to use, the more people would be self-sufficient with it. But I actually think it's kind of a beautiful thing about human nature that's emerging due to social media, that we want to connect rather than function independently. And it goes beyond college classes. Like why do some trust random individuals online about medical treatments instead of doctors/CDC/FDA? I think if we can find a way to bridge that gap, scientific communication might become a lot more effective
I hereby advertise for my fav line/quote "You have a Smartphone. Google is for more than just porn" usually shuts the squabblers up. I've been told by my Guildmates and some friends that I became a weapon. Everytime ppl wont stop arguing someone will threaten to call me/make me join the call and 1. break the argument up 2. rip them a small new one for arguing for so lon instead of just googleing it. I feel kind of bad but also its kinda hilarious.
“Thank you for flying delta, you have reach your destination faster than expected. Welcome to *the pacific ocean*” *pilot destroys button for the yeet cannon*
Honestly, the ENTIRE rest of the passengers on the plane really appreciate when the flight crew don't take the crap from disruptive passengers. They are driving us crazy too. We don't need it either. Tape em down. You think if they'll bite a person in authority like a flight attendant they'd balk at biting another passenger? Trust us, all the rest of us on the plane back you entirely!
@@keithsinter5611 Why make it impromptu? I bet people would pay in advance for the opportunity to do the deed in the off chance that it comes up. You'd make way more money selling tickets for something that might happen than the rare time it actually does happen. Gotta think like an airline. I mean, these guys sell more tickets than they even have seats for...
"Throw them off mid-flight" How would one even DO that? The door is held shut by pressure. You can't open the door in the air if your life depended on it. Also, that would be murder. And the pilot isn't going to leave that cockpit. Their best option is to land the plane then deal with the disruption.
@@MarcosElMalo2 in theory, if that section of the plane is unpressurized, the pressure would be the same inside and outside at 8000 feet and at 40000 feet. The reason he wanted the plane low and slow is because that's the condition that was tested for opening the door safely. The pressure wouldn't prevent opening it at high altitude, but the door might have been damaged....And he would have died because he was in that unpressurized area without an oxygen supply. My original comment was only concerned with the fact that it's physically impossible to open most airplane doors at altitude because the door is a plug design, as it is wedged closed with air pressure holding it shut. If the cabin is not pressurized at altitude, then it won't be held shut by air pressure, but then everyone would need oxygen masks to survive too.
@@WarrenGarabrandt There's no such thing as part of the plane being pressurized. The fuselage skin is the pressure vessel. The whole thing is either pressurized or not. There are no pressure bulkheads inside the cabin to allow one part to be pressurized, but not another. At any rate, you're obviously right about how the situation would be handled in real life and how plug-type doors work. But airlock tubes to launch Karens overboard would still be pretty cool. :) As far as oxygen masks are concerned, you normally won't die from hypoxia. You'll just lose useful consciousness rather quickly. Once the aircraft has descended down to a level with more reasonable amounts of oxygen, you'll typically regain consciousness pretty quickly. However, if the pilots lose useful consciousness, then you have a pretty big problem on your hands... In cases where where a depressurization event has led to fatalities, that's usually been the cause. Typically the occupants of the aircraft have remained alive but unconscious until the aircraft ran out of fuel and crashed.
"Welcome to the hunger planes, I'm your host Kelsey from the YT channel 74Gear Todays challenge is to see who can yeet a Karen off their plane in the most creative manner without dooming the entire plane while in flight"
Just the visual of a pilot loading someone into a cannon and saying something as cheesy as “welcome to the no fly list” is just amazing They need to remake “airplane” the movie and put that scene in
Yes, human "torpedo" tubes on passenger aircraft to deal with unruly passengers needs to be a thing. I really like the way you sarcastically refer to people as "aviation experts". We all know there's absolutely no way there are any aviation experts on the internet.
nah. use a revolving karen cannon. the karens get rooted out at the beginning when every plane takes a mandatory 15 minute delay. the ones who make the most noise get put in cannon seats and if they make another peep they get loaded in one of the cylinders to be fired at the nearest walmart or starucks.
I reckon we're approaching the point where manufacturers will incorporate a 'Con Air' area on the aircraft - an easily assembled, ultra lightweight cage structure (over a standard aircraft seat) to keep all those Darwin Award candidates out of everyones way. Sheesh.
There are aviation experts on the internet. It's news agencies which have aviation analysts, authors, and aircraft engineers and pilots who use the internet.
OMG...You are going to get in a war with the first gal...She knows what she's talking about, and your refusal to accept it doesn't make it any less so. I laughed so hard...great way to start a Sunday
Even if we give that gal the benefit of the doubt and assume the pilot does have the “right” to eject an unruly passenger… I believe that Kelsey has told us that it’s basically impossible to open the cabin doors on a comercial jetliner mid-flight. So…. Duct tape it is
@@tanya5322 it’s like the Loretta character in Life of Brian having the right to have a baby, even though she’s biologically a man. She cannot physically give birth because she has no womb, but she has the theoretical right. Also, airplane pilots can legally marry people while airborne, but not when the plane is on the ground.
All sovcits know maritime law. It's their basis for denying to pay taxes or being held accountable for anything in a court of law, while still receiving all benefits of being a US citizen.
I live for the day where their “know it all” attitude comes up against someone who actually DOES hold such a position…and they then get fed up with her Eg :- cruise ship…and she tries pulling this “I know maritime law better than anyone else”, and unknowingly ends up in a confrontation with the captain…who recognises her from this…and then says “well, if I’m the master of the ship, guess what…” Yeet off the stern…let’s hope her arrogance can keep her warm in the freezing waters
I've found your videos interesting but thought I knew nothing about aviation other than I spend a lot of time in airports and know what the Bernoulli principle is. This video taught me I wasn't right! In the U.S. at least, unions for pilots and other members of air crews (and railroad crews) are subject to the Railway Labor Act of 1926 which actually makes strikes illegal unless there has been a fairly long and time-intensive process that has been completed. Your answer pointed out signs that process is underway, but if you're curious, the why is because y'all quickly became as vital to infrastructure as the railways. Thank you for the videos, and keep up the good work!
Regarding the "who" and "how" of throwing an unruly passenger from an aircraft mid-flight, check your procedures. I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere. It's right after the section on how to play practical jokes on the passengers by making them think they're about to die, and right before the section on how to successfully enter an inverted flat spin.
Good on you for standing up for hte younger generation Kelsey, they get such a bad press and you're absolutely right that age is no barrier to being stupid!
@@74gear the most depressing part is, those people existed since the beginning of time, but now we just start to notice them because we all have Internet
There are really a lot of stupid young people, but they're stupid because some adults failed to educate their children, and that's because those adults _(parents, teachers, the system, etc.)_ weren't all that bright themselves.
@@sasjadevries At what point does their stupidity become a fault of their own character failings. Plenty of kids just don’t try hard enough, but will eat tide pods for likes.
@@elias_xp95 Kids didn't invent social media. It's the previous generation of people that created the conditions for this behaviour. Corporate marketing managers turned people into media consumption zombies, and kids are more susceptible to these practices. Parents like their children to entertain themselves, rather than educating them and teaching them why certain behaviour will benefit them in the long run. Also a lot of educational materials (school books) aren't that inviting or usefull. Giving someone just a few dozen numbers to multiply is a pretty boring way to teach maths. And how on earth is a child supposed to acknowledge the rootcause of this whole problem, and how is he supposed to change the system around him??? How is a child supposed to know how his surroundings could have looked, if he were born in another place or in another era? How can he figure out the poor decionmaking of preceding generations?
You videos are nice to watch while I panic because I procrastinated on doing my Health Careers Poster Presentation Project and my school “leased” (borrowed until I graduate) computer died midway while I was preparing my information to print and glue on the poster.
Hi Kelsey. I've watched all of your Hollywood versus reality videos, plus most of your others, over this past week. Of all the characters, both pilot and non-pilot, flying those planes, the character that resembles you most with intelligence, wisdom, effectivity, interpersonal care, and swagger is Rico (PoM & Madagascar 2.) Thoroughly enjoying your productions. Thank you.
This is everything I love about this channel on steroids. The unassailable factual information, the humor, the comedy. The Karen Cannon. “”Welcome to the no-fly list!” I’m still wiping the tears away from laughing so hard about that. I’m going to send this to everyone I know, and maybe some I don’t.
@@animula6908 It's a common line of argument among sovereign citizens and their counterparts in my country. Don't want to pay taxes? Bingo, the "Convention on the High Seas" says you don't have to. Don't want your assets foreclosed? Try the "Convention on the High Seas" it'll certainly help.
It’s a legitimate field of specialty law, but it’s been taken up by a particularly nutty branch of libertarianism as the basis of “opting out” of paying taxes and following laws.
Cirrus-Contrails: Well - Sometimes, when the air up there contains much water vapor, the contrails not only remain for some time, but they also get broader, and may well form even some cirrostratus. In meteorolgy we have the word "contrailgenitus" for clouds being formed in this way. Greetings from Vienna!
Nice info, but in the context of the post this person is a believer of chemtrails conspiracy where they think the planes are full of tanks of SO2 or magic gay smoke to control the weather or make people gay once the smoke combined with 5g signals because reasons. I've met at least 20 dumb ass Americans who wholeheartedly believe that kind of stuff.
@@SobeCrunkMonster I was just quarantined in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia for almost a month. A bunch of the countries I've been in this year are still going in and out of full lock-down and restricted movement. Australians in Melbourne have been in lockdown for over 200 days, working from home and allowed only two exercise walks outside per day.
I had no idea that pilots have the power of life and death over the passengers. Who knew that James Bond's license to kill was a just an ordinary pilot's license?
I admire you for being on tiktok and twitter. I couldn't remind myself how immensely dumb humans are, so I stay out. I'm once in a while reminded here on your channel and that's all I can deal with:)
I'm probably not 100% correct on this, but the autopilot of the plane does fly the aircraft according to the flight path set on the computer by the pilots, which gets adjusted every so often based on heading/direction, such as if there's going to be a collision down the road or if a control tower asks them to change course (because air traffic is a thing). The pilot usually spends most of their time correcting the radio channel to check in to each region's tower as they pass through, usually failure to check in means interception by a couple fighter jets to correct course or get you to get in contact with ground control. The landing is also mostly automated on modern airports because of the way the airstrips are set up, but there are several steps the pilots do to configure their computer and plane to be able to land safely, if you're not flying commercially or don't have that fancy hardware (a civilian plane or something) you usually are landing manually depending the type of runway. Taking off is the same thing, they have to manually set everything, go through all their pre-flight checks, get permission from the control tower to take off on a runway, etc. Planes are incredibly safe because of all these failsafe systems in place, as well as having the pilot/captain on standby to take manual control if for any reason they should need to. There are a few simulator guides on youtube that go through each step of flying a commercial jet plane, and is semi-useful knowledge to have.
Low key, I’ve been waiting for a pilot to get on the intercom and say “If you all don’t start acting right, I’ll turn this plane right around”, old school mom style
I subscribed a couple of months ago after I got a video suggestion about you letting a tiktok dummy know that their info was incorrect. I enjoy your humor and the info you give has settled this semi-white knuckler’s nerves. I’ve also been on some flights with people misbehaving.... and the red button sure would’ve come in handy.😉
Ahh, poor Kelsey, he doesn't know that only 747 captains are given full authority to yeet passengers off of their planes. Don't worry champ, you'll get that forth bar someday soon and then you can yeet whoever you want until your heart's desire. (For the clueless, this is a joke, I know that pilots cannot yeet unruly passengers) Another great video from 74 gear to make me laugh on a Sunday afternoon, cheer mate!
The average person can't work ratchet straps on an inanimate object, like a refrigerator, let alone a fighting crazy person. Maybe a good ole rope, and possibly a tranquilizer dart lol.
I was on AA50 DFW-LHR a few years back. I woke up about 2hrs out to a commotion at the bulkhead across the cabin. The guy next to me said the guy across the cabin had been making a scene for about ten minutes. All of a sudden he takes a wild swing at a male flight attendant. Before he’s even through a couple of good old boys in the bulkhead seats had him down on the floor. They hold him while the flight crew put the zip tie handcuffs on him and set him down. He tried to break the seat so they ended up duct taping him to the seat and throwing a blanket over him. Turns out he bought a bottle of Chirac at the duty free not knowing he couldn’t take through to his flight from LHR to Paris, so he drank the bottle.
Thank you for all of the content you have put out. Both the funny content like this and the more serious content. Watching your videos and joining the 74Gear forum has made me remember why I love aviation and am restarting flight school.
Remember Saturday morning cartoons and how much you looked forward to them? This is like that, but on Sunday with a very animated character 😁 Edit: having just finished the video, the cannon thing is definitely some wil-e-coyote type stuff...totally appropriate for Sunday morning CZcams animated character vids!
Aside from this wonderful video response, I LOVE that in the first insane post the person responded by asking for references. That's how you basically shut down anyone on the internet. LOL They'll either get mad, tell you to look it up (when it's their claim and they should be able to provide resources easily), or say you're brainwashed by the media (classic response nowadays) or a combo of all of them. Still, that's one of the best ways, to me, to shut folks down. This is based on my experience. No references! LOL!!!
"Welcome to the No Fly List" is the rawest line I have ever heard.
I can totally picture either Bruce Willis or Kurt Russell saying it.
I am not going to lie, that would be pretty fun to come up with one liners every time 😆
@@74gear
"Your flight has been... redirected."
"Your flight has been... cancelled."
"Please ensure your sphincter is locked and your straps are down tight as you begin your descent... to the middle of no-where!"
"Cross-check THIS!"
"If you direct your attention to the left side of the plane, you may now see in flight the not-so-rare ignoramus estupidus, unfortunately a not-at-all endangered species."
"Emergency landing for one... sayonara."
"Thank you for not flying with us today"
I love the "Thank you for not flying with us today" 🤣
@@74gear when will you make a anouther Tick Tock roust
"Obviously, you give them a parachute..." That's Kelsey, always the voice of reason!
@hognoxious well.. the 727
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*backpack. With books in it.
Sure, but at no point did he say the ejected passenger would recieve any instruction on how to use the parachute. :D
@@surferdude4487 just pull the cord when you can make out cars and you’ll be good (probably)
"Yeet people off mid flight." Bro I almost spit out my coffee hahaha that was awesome
Bro that's some stupid shit.
Now if they said train I might have believed it but it's still insane
Harrison Ford did it in Air Force One “Get off my plane”!
A great quote by Jeenie Weenie
@@zitronentee not disappointed to see this comment....😄😆😆 jeanie weenie all the way!
Time stamp ?
"In recent news, and American Airlines passenger has attempted to throw herself off of a plane midlight. The pilot took immediate swift action in attempting to capture the passenger. Fortunatly they were succesful and managerd to throw her off the plane midflight."
“No, no, no, allow me.”
task failed successfully?
@@RookieREX its kinda like being given the death penalty for attempted suicide.
@@TheUntamedNetwork ikr?
@@TheUntamedNetwork Similarly, it's like how they do not allow suicide for those on death row.
"Attention passengers, we require able-bodied people to subdue and restrain a Karen."
Me, a customer service punching bag: "DIBS!!!"
Me, with a shitload of pent-up aggression against all Karen-kind after hearing her whine and grabbing the first-aid kit: “Hey. Need any help? I specialize in Karenectomies.”
Same. Lets go halvsies on her
Me with a disability but also several years of martial arts training and perfectly capable of restraining someone: Ahw, I am missing out.
I just do not UNDERSTAND people who get on a plane and create problems.
Oh, alright, we can say they're stressing out ... but that's how children behave.
Can I sit on the Karen??
PIlots would never throw someone off a plane mid-flight because they don't want all that paper flying around when they open the door! Sorry, just had to say it...
nicely done.
If they're going to take the plane down to 8,000 feet to open the emergency exit, they may as well land at the next nearest airport just as they would for a medical emergency. Although I bet there are times they'd be tempted!
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Don't forget all the additional paperwork that would need to be filled out.
Kelsey would’ve been like “Please prepare for some sudden decompression as we let natural selection run its course” on the American Airlines flight
*turns off the engines for shits and giggles*
LOL
ROFL
I'm sick of these mf snakes on this mf plane!
That is not how evolution by natural selection works. You could say Gather up their offspring we are removing their genes from the gene pool.
“Duct Taped” is so unrefined. I prefer the term “Involuntary Mummification.”
Mummification is really more about becoming dry. I would go for a term like “Behaviour Enhancement Tape”.
Considering how 9/11 went, perhaps it might be a good thing to allow.
omg hahahaha
@@Milamberinx You bet I like that one better.
Was mummification ever a voluntary process?
"Twitter, the tiktok for old people" you look twice my age but just made me feel 30 years older with that one line. Anyone remember newgrounds? The birthplace of fun weird flash games and animations that Kickstarted some youtubers? I remember watching egoraptors animations thinking they were already top tier as a kid, now he's playing videogames with a buddy and millions of people laugh with them. Times truly changed some definitely for the better
I doubt he looks twice your age that isn't nice duch bag
@@ellamcclanahan9811 bruh what Dutch bage
Welp internet as whole was kind of a different place back then. I hope you do remember Tankmen or Madness Combat?
@@ellamcclanahan9811 It's an innocuous factual statement. If this person grew up with Newgrounds, then yes, he probably _does_ look twice their age. You really shouldn't be getting so worked up over this.
how bout rotory dial phones? back when you had to find a pay phone and have a pocket full of change....
Kelsey just says "If you all don't calm down, I'm gonna come back there!!", over the intercom. That always fixes the problem.
They want him to fly the plane.
So according to Kelly Kinkade's logic: Passenger B trying to open an airplane door mid flight is very dangerous. But if passenger B fails, it's suddenly both safe, and legally okay for Pilot A to order someone to open the same door to throw passenger B out of the plane mid flight, to protect the remaining passengers + crew on the plane.
That doesn't sound very logical to me.
A 'Karen' commenting on a 'Karen'. Kelly Kinkade you are it...
Good point
>Twitter
>Logical
Pick one.
Maybe she was thinking submarine? Maybe?
The only thing that should be “yeeted” out of an aircraft is Twitter. That shit needs to die.
Kelsey..you have been a real source of keeping my sanity through my struggles with Cancer. The doctors & staff love you too! Thank you for KEEPING MY BLUE SKY UP ♥️♥️
thats a very sweet message Lara, just like I talked about in that flight movie review the first hollywood vs reality I did, you are never out of the fight! 👍 ✈️
Best wishes to you. I hope all goes well for you. 🙏
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Keep on keeping on champ! We all love you and your doctors back
So essentially the difference between cargo and passenger flights is that with cargo the freight all comes pre-wrapped in tape. Passenger’s more of a self-serve kind of a deal.
Good one, I gotta remember this.
Passengers? No.
You mean self-loading cargo.
@@immikeurnot Hahaha! Dammit, your joke was better. Beautiful.
One unexpected side effect of being 6'1" (187cm) and relatively strongly-built is that I was asked to help with safety problems several times in my youth. I once had to help a couple of flight attendants subdue a passenger until she (yes, she!) calmed down. I had to pin her shoulders to the seat from the row behind her while the stewardesses held her down from either side. It was wild, but she fortunately stopped resisting after just a few minutes. I think I got several buddy passes (good for taking any flight standby) and a couple sheets of drink tickets as a result, which was fine by me!
oi you! bruce banner!
givus a hand aye?
I had the same problem in my youth I was always asked to pin girls legs behind there ears
@N Fels *Don't do this. If you don't know exactly what you're doing you can kill your arm bar victim.
Thats sound very hot
@N Fels That’s exactly what they are saying. If they don’t know what they are doing, they are going to make a mistake, and the mistake could be fatal.
"If you are in a plane mid flight, the distance between the ground and you makes so no laws of any place can be applied. Also, the pilot dictates the rules inside the plane and you must defeat him in hand to hand to combat to the death to overthrow his authority. Therefore, if he chooses to kill you, it's completely OK" - Kelsey, probably
that would be awesome
@@krazysamurai No that would be terrifying.
@@SDfighter1 yeah, but awesome
Kelsey's elaborate cannon fantasy makes me think he's been fantasizing about this ...
Things I never thought I needed in my life: Kelsey saying "YEET".
always happy to surprise people 😂
@@74gear You are one cool cat👍👍. If ever in Savannah Ga im taking you downtown brother. No video taping Aloud though. We fly high, no lie, lets do this😎😝😝😝
@@74gear You gave me a great laugh today, thanks mate.
If you push a red button it should say yeet.
Also contrails... All strawman.
Normal pilots: Try to land with all passengers on board.
Twitter guys: Yeet
Me: I will try. I am not making any promises
Yoda: Do or do not. There is no try.
Well that look like the quickest and effective way for the people like her though
YEET!😂
and that's why I didn't fly the F/A-18 F just set command seat ejection to rear seat only and Yeet :P LOL
“Welcome to the no-fly list…” 🤣🤣🤣 I lost it! Man that’s pure gold.
I looked into that. The captain of an airline is absolutely allowed to force passengers off the plane in mid air. However, to do that he has to make them walk over a plank, as per maritime tradition. All pilots know this, and train in saber fighting to be prepared. They are sworn to secrecy though, which is why Kelsey will deny it. If you get a chance to look into the cockpit: that's where they keep the saber. It pops out near the stick when you press the APU button (Aviation Poking Unit).
"Our plane is too heavy!" "Okay, begin throwing out passengers until we are light enough to keep flying" XD
Thats called the Jayne Cobb special.
Yeet!
Yeet!
Yeet!
Yeet!
Yee- hey Bob, were good, you can stop tossing peeps off the plane.
😂
_“Twitter, like TikTok for old people.”_
- Capt. Kelsey
😛 but... am I wrong?
@@74gear no, fully correct
@@74gear I mean facebook is for older people than twitter
I’d buy a shirt with a picture of a cannon with a 74 gear logo on it that says “Welcome to the No Fly List” on it
YES!! Same here!
“Duct tape can fix most things , but it can’t fix stupid” 🤣🤣
That is not true. The amount of duct tape needed to fix stupit is just impractical and expensive.
Sure it can. It fixed that stupid person to their seat just fine. Remember, kids. If it moves and you don't want it to, Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and you want it to, WD-40.
@@jackielinde7568 or pepperspray if the unmovable thing is breathing
But duct tape can restrain stupidity.
Or muffle the screams 😉
"She tried to open up a door mid flight hence endangering the plane - quick, let's yeet ehr out by err... opening a door mid-flight, thus endangering the plane... uhh, Mark? You sure we thought this through?"
and do these annoying people get a parachute? those things are expensive, you know?.... I bet people would behave differently on planes if they threw off just one passenger in this way!! suddenly people would sit down shut up and not ask any questions at all!
@@lukewarmwater6412 most people that are disruptive suffer from some form of mental illness. Nothing you right actually fixes the underlying issues.
@Katora Khan Do you feel better as a person when you bully others? Did you not cognitively understand the intent? What is the point of purposely being mean to others?
Kelsey should make some merch with him wearing a cowboy hat and holding up two revolvers with a line under it saying “Welcome to the no fly list”
I would instantly buy it and I’m sure many other people would
I want to draw this 😂 hit me up Kelsey
"I don't care who started it, if you don't all settle down I'm turning this plane around!"
If it's bad enough and the cabin crew can't control it? Sure.
Passengers in unison: "Are we nearly there yet?"
3:30 airline secrets they don't want you to know. All passenger seats are actually ejection seats, and the pilot can eject any seat he wants at any time. This is why it's so important not to change seats with other people on an airplane.
The best thing is when you hit the button and the roof hatch malfunctions, but the ejection seat works fine, and they splat on the overhead compartment.
I don’t know….I think if this were really true they would require infants to purchase a seat, rather than sit on a lap. Then again, if my baby is so fussy on a plane that the captain wants to eject him, I’m probably ready to eject myself 😂
(I have four kids and I can promise anyone wondering about crying babies - take however much they annoy you and multiply it by a million. That’s flying on a plane with a baby 😂)
I wouldn't put it past Southwest Airlines to openly announce that. The last time I was on one of their flights, an announcement was made that our luggage would be ejected if we press the flight attendant button.
Next up on 74 Gear, "passenger yeeted at 32,000 feet strikes plane at 27,000."
I was on a domestic Jetstar flight from Melbourne to Adelaide in 2019, and one of the passengers was extremely intoxicated & being verbally aggressive and threatening towards his female partner & their infant child. The flight attendants did an absolutely amazing job in not only keeping the other passengers calm (believe me there were more than a few who wanted to just clock the guy) but in ensuring the situation with the intoxicated & aggressive passenger didn't escalate any further. After a stressful flight listening to this berk drunkenly rant and rave at his partner and child, we landed safely, and said berk got a nice little welcoming party courtesy of the Police (much to the delight of everyone onboard).
I'm somewhat concerned an "extremely intoxicated" passenger was allowed to board at Melbourne in the first place. I'm pretty sure he would not have been allowed to become "extremely intoxicated" in flight.
@@siobhancrowley5195 No, he wouldn't have been. I don't remember him looking obviously drunk when he boarded the plane. People seated closer to him did mention he seemed to be knocking back more than a few drinks, and he kept ordering like he was ordering a drink for his partner as well. I was seated several rows away from them, but my assumption is he was doubling up on drinks and then slamming them down when the cabin crew weren't looking. His plan obviously failed though because they sure as hell were looking when he suddenly became very shouty and abusive part way through the flight. Unless he was mixing alcohol with some meds he shouldn't have been mixing stuff with. Yeah it was weird, by the time the police met him when we landed he was almost staggering drunk and his poor partner just looked terrified. Not a good situation but I was really impressed at how the cabin crew handled things once they were aware of the situation.
I imagine the air cannon to effectively be a torpedo tube and given the atmospheric difference in the tube vs outside I reckon it would work great.
don't feed the engineers!
Mmmmmm airplane human torpedo tube...
Hold on I need to go do some tests
Kelsey there must be a plank that can be extended from the rear door for the unruly passenger to walk preferably over the ocean so they can drop in on the sharks.
I thought that too!
Correct, this is an established principle of maritime law, as Kelly Kincade could no doubt tell you.
the poor sharks
I really want one on all planes now!
Either they could be offer to the Flying Dutchman or be thrown into Davy Jones’ Lavatory.
The Troll level is sky high in this one lol 😂 well played Kelsey…. Well played
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"These older people should know there's this thing called 'Google'" had me chuckling 😆 I TA for college courses, and I've been in many conversations recently that students (as the topic of those conversations) will more likely now than before send an email/post to the discussion board a very "google-able" question and would rather wait 24-48 hours for a response rather than get an immediate answer. It's very interesting to observe that despite having so much information in your pocket, we still would rather learn from one another.
Lmgtfy
Maybe because of all the fake news? This way you know you are going to get a GOOD answer... maybe they just trust you ;)
Totally, and a huge part of college is learning how to learn on your own. Sometimes that's struggling for a bit or learning the right questions to ask/google. And sometimes, the best thing you can do is talk to someone who knows a lot more than you do (I certainly wish I'd gone to more office hours in college, knowing what I know from the other side).
But of course what I mean by a "google-able" question is not something that would take hours, but more like "How do I convert between calories to joules?" or "What's the units on Planck's Constant?" i.e. waiting for someone to respond is *significantly* longer than typing the question into google instead. I was young, but remember the days when you had to type something into google verbatim to how it would appear on a website, and I think a lot of us assumed that as the internet became easier to use, the more people would be self-sufficient with it.
But I actually think it's kind of a beautiful thing about human nature that's emerging due to social media, that we want to connect rather than function independently. And it goes beyond college classes. Like why do some trust random individuals online about medical treatments instead of doctors/CDC/FDA? I think if we can find a way to bridge that gap, scientific communication might become a lot more effective
@@animal_cookie There's probably some bias there. What about all the students who do Google stuff that you don't ever hear from?
I hereby advertise for my fav line/quote "You have a Smartphone. Google is for more than just porn" usually shuts the squabblers up. I've been told by my Guildmates and some friends that I became a weapon. Everytime ppl wont stop arguing someone will threaten to call me/make me join the call and 1. break the argument up 2. rip them a small new one for arguing for so lon instead of just googleing it. I feel kind of bad but also its kinda hilarious.
Kelly's here like "you're on my sky boat and if I wish to throw you over board I can" 😂
“Thank you for flying delta, you have reach your destination faster than expected. Welcome to *the pacific ocean*” *pilot destroys button for the yeet cannon*
"welcome to the no fly list" and the Karen falling "I need to talk to your manageeeeeeer"
I'm glad I live in an age where an airline pilot can have their own channel/show.
Didn't pirates throw people off the gangplank ?
Honestly, the ENTIRE rest of the passengers on the plane really appreciate when the flight crew don't take the crap from disruptive passengers. They are driving us crazy too. We don't need it either. Tape em down. You think if they'll bite a person in authority like a flight attendant they'd balk at biting another passenger? Trust us, all the rest of us on the plane back you entirely!
Heck they could probably sell the "honor" of duct-taping idiots like seat upgrates
maybe a imprompto lottery
For the REALLY mouthy disruptors, I suggest stuffing the stinkiest sock available in their mouths and duct-taping them shut!
If somebody bit me I'd bite them right back.
@@keithsinter5611 Why make it impromptu? I bet people would pay in advance for the opportunity to do the deed in the off chance that it comes up. You'd make way more money selling tickets for something that might happen than the rare time it actually does happen.
Gotta think like an airline. I mean, these guys sell more tickets than they even have seats for...
preach
Flight attendants scanning cabin for yeetable Karens: “Target acquired!”
Love how in EVERY video you have on your uniform. You can tell this man is proud of his job.
"Throw them off mid-flight" How would one even DO that? The door is held shut by pressure. You can't open the door in the air if your life depended on it. Also, that would be murder. And the pilot isn't going to leave that cockpit. Their best option is to land the plane then deal with the disruption.
I'm thinking DB cooper had the aircraft fly low enough for a safe exit to use a parachute.
@@nathanlewis5682 that part of the plane wasn't pressured as far as I remember. And the door opened outward, not inward.
@@WarrenGarabrandt the point being that the pressure inside the cabin and outside is closer to being equal at low altitude.
@@MarcosElMalo2 in theory, if that section of the plane is unpressurized, the pressure would be the same inside and outside at 8000 feet and at 40000 feet.
The reason he wanted the plane low and slow is because that's the condition that was tested for opening the door safely. The pressure wouldn't prevent opening it at high altitude, but the door might have been damaged....And he would have died because he was in that unpressurized area without an oxygen supply.
My original comment was only concerned with the fact that it's physically impossible to open most airplane doors at altitude because the door is a plug design, as it is wedged closed with air pressure holding it shut. If the cabin is not pressurized at altitude, then it won't be held shut by air pressure, but then everyone would need oxygen masks to survive too.
@@WarrenGarabrandt There's no such thing as part of the plane being pressurized. The fuselage skin is the pressure vessel. The whole thing is either pressurized or not. There are no pressure bulkheads inside the cabin to allow one part to be pressurized, but not another.
At any rate, you're obviously right about how the situation would be handled in real life and how plug-type doors work. But airlock tubes to launch Karens overboard would still be pretty cool. :)
As far as oxygen masks are concerned, you normally won't die from hypoxia. You'll just lose useful consciousness rather quickly. Once the aircraft has descended down to a level with more reasonable amounts of oxygen, you'll typically regain consciousness pretty quickly. However, if the pilots lose useful consciousness, then you have a pretty big problem on your hands... In cases where where a depressurization event has led to fatalities, that's usually been the cause. Typically the occupants of the aircraft have remained alive but unconscious until the aircraft ran out of fuel and crashed.
Talking about throwing passengers off planes: would be nice to see a colab with Jeenie!
"Welcome to the hunger planes, I'm your host Kelsey from the YT channel 74Gear
Todays challenge is to see who can yeet a Karen off their plane in the most creative manner without dooming the entire plane while in flight"
HPA - Hunger Plane Airlines: Only one can arrive at your destination.
yt?
@@K1OIK YT = youtube
i was to lazy to write it out
@@sharkybunkle Finally someone who abbreviates admits they were lazy.
@@K1OIK just for one word yes
I believe "Get off my plane!" is the proper phraseology for yeeting a Karen overboard.
Just the visual of a pilot loading someone into a cannon and saying something as cheesy as “welcome to the no fly list” is just amazing
They need to remake “airplane” the movie and put that scene in
Yes, human "torpedo" tubes on passenger aircraft to deal with unruly passengers needs to be a thing.
I really like the way you sarcastically refer to people as "aviation experts". We all know there's absolutely no way there are any aviation experts on the internet.
Maybe human topedo tube on extra money? If only one passenger need for target he can leave with plane have to land. Save time and fuel!
nah. use a revolving karen cannon. the karens get rooted out at the beginning when every plane takes a mandatory 15 minute delay. the ones who make the most noise get put in cannon seats and if they make another peep they get loaded in one of the cylinders to be fired at the nearest walmart or starucks.
I reckon we're approaching the point where manufacturers will incorporate a 'Con Air' area on the aircraft - an easily assembled, ultra lightweight cage structure (over a standard aircraft seat) to keep all those Darwin Award candidates out of everyones way. Sheesh.
There are aviation experts on the internet. It's news agencies which have aviation analysts, authors, and aircraft engineers and pilots who use the internet.
we all know that there is no way these people are aviation experts. but their are aviation experts on the interweb.
OMG...You are going to get in a war with the first gal...She knows what she's talking about, and your refusal to accept it doesn't make it any less so. I laughed so hard...great way to start a Sunday
glad you enjoyed it Paul!
Even if we give that gal the benefit of the doubt and assume the pilot does have the “right” to eject an unruly passenger… I believe that Kelsey has told us that it’s basically impossible to open the cabin doors on a comercial jetliner mid-flight.
So….
Duct tape it is
Ah, but that's where the cannon comes in!!
@@tanya5322 it’s like the Loretta character in Life of Brian having the right to have a baby, even though she’s biologically a man. She cannot physically give birth because she has no womb, but she has the theoretical right.
Also, airplane pilots can legally marry people while airborne, but not when the plane is on the ground.
@@farfoe5106 Never hire a union cannon. It can’t be fired.
You earned a like just for the simple fact of using the word “Yeet”.🤣
didn't think I knew that word huh?
@@74gear lol
Of course he knows it it is in the flight manual under the section of how to deal with Karens
@@74gear obviously cause like your able to throw people off planes 🙄
@@74gear the first few times I came across the word I asked the person what it meant. They didn't know..
Dang Kelsey is on fire with the roasts today! “Yeeting passengers” “No fly list Karen’s” “delivering Uber eats to your basement!” 🔥🔥🔥 😂😂😂
"Twitter, the TikTok for old people."
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Kelsey, you are a gem.
4:38 - Surely before they fire the troublemaker out of the cannon, the correct line would be: "Congratulations on your first solo" :)
It might not be your first solo but it'd surely be your last one.
Not only an aviation expert, she knows maritime law also.
All sovcits know maritime law. It's their basis for denying to pay taxes or being held accountable for anything in a court of law, while still receiving all benefits of being a US citizen.
@@DaedalusYoung the roads are the high seas and the police car is a godless privateer
ship and plane captain, I have met a few of those 😆
I live for the day where their “know it all” attitude comes up against someone who actually DOES hold such a position…and they then get fed up with her
Eg :- cruise ship…and she tries pulling this “I know maritime law better than anyone else”, and unknowingly ends up in a confrontation with the captain…who recognises her from this…and then says “well, if I’m the master of the ship, guess what…”
Yeet off the stern…let’s hope her arrogance can keep her warm in the freezing waters
Bird law trumps them all
"That's not how it works"
Need this on a tshirt
ok send me a picture on IG of how it looks
Back should say "...that's not how any of this works"
I would totally buy one!
lol. That nod and "coming up" is a trademark Kelsey move and cracks me up every time!!! hahahaha
I've found your videos interesting but thought I knew nothing about aviation other than I spend a lot of time in airports and know what the Bernoulli principle is. This video taught me I wasn't right! In the U.S. at least, unions for pilots and other members of air crews (and railroad crews) are subject to the Railway Labor Act of 1926 which actually makes strikes illegal unless there has been a fairly long and time-intensive process that has been completed. Your answer pointed out signs that process is underway, but if you're curious, the why is because y'all quickly became as vital to infrastructure as the railways. Thank you for the videos, and keep up the good work!
Regarding the "who" and "how" of throwing an unruly passenger from an aircraft mid-flight, check your procedures. I'm pretty sure it's in there somewhere. It's right after the section on how to play practical jokes on the passengers by making them think they're about to die, and right before the section on how to successfully enter an inverted flat spin.
Right before the Sky Law portion, if I recall correctly...
"Next time you order Uber eats to your basement..."
Absolute savagery.
Good on you for standing up for hte younger generation Kelsey, they get such a bad press and you're absolutely right that age is no barrier to being stupid!
I don't know if it is standing up for them as much as it is calling it like I see it. hope you enjoyed the video!
@@74gear the most depressing part is, those people existed since the beginning of time, but now we just start to notice them because we all have Internet
There are really a lot of stupid young people, but they're stupid because some adults failed to educate their children, and that's because those adults _(parents, teachers, the system, etc.)_ weren't all that bright themselves.
@@sasjadevries At what point does their stupidity become a fault of their own character failings. Plenty of kids just don’t try hard enough, but will eat tide pods for likes.
@@elias_xp95 Kids didn't invent social media. It's the previous generation of people that created the conditions for this behaviour. Corporate marketing managers turned people into media consumption zombies, and kids are more susceptible to these practices. Parents like their children to entertain themselves, rather than educating them and teaching them why certain behaviour will benefit them in the long run. Also a lot of educational materials (school books) aren't that inviting or usefull. Giving someone just a few dozen numbers to multiply is a pretty boring way to teach maths.
And how on earth is a child supposed to acknowledge the rootcause of this whole problem, and how is he supposed to change the system around him???
How is a child supposed to know how his surroundings could have looked, if he were born in another place or in another era? How can he figure out the poor decionmaking of preceding generations?
You videos are nice to watch while I panic because I procrastinated on doing my Health Careers Poster Presentation Project and my school “leased” (borrowed until I graduate) computer died midway while I was preparing my information to print and glue on the poster.
Hi Kelsey. I've watched all of your Hollywood versus reality videos, plus most of your others, over this past week.
Of all the characters, both pilot and non-pilot, flying those planes, the character that resembles you most with intelligence, wisdom, effectivity, interpersonal care, and swagger is Rico (PoM & Madagascar 2.)
Thoroughly enjoying your productions. Thank you.
This is everything I love about this channel on steroids. The unassailable factual information, the humor, the comedy. The Karen Cannon. “”Welcome to the no-fly list!” I’m still wiping the tears away from laughing so hard about that. I’m going to send this to everyone I know, and maybe some I don’t.
"Yeet passengers into the void..."
Love it. Haha
"Next time you order your Uber Eats into your basement" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant answer by Kelsey. The woke idiot probably would not 'get' it.
Damn, I just love the pleasant, warm glow of smug superiority. Hanging out in Twitter and Facebook is the best way to get it.
3:00 Yep, there will definitely be a passenger willing to do "This is Sparta" while booting someone out a door.
2:38 "We're allowed to yeet people off a plane mid-flight" is a great out of context quote.
Pilot is allowed to keep two honey badgers on board. If the passengers get out of hand he has the authority to release the honey badgers
Honey badger don't care.
Whenever somebody mentions "maritime law" in an argument I immediately disregard everything they're saying and mentally stamp them as a nutjob.
I want to know if Kelly thinks airline captains can perform marriages as well.
I’m only surprised you know more than one person who says such things
@@animula6908 It's a common line of argument among sovereign citizens and their counterparts in my country. Don't want to pay taxes? Bingo, the "Convention on the High Seas" says you don't have to. Don't want your assets foreclosed? Try the "Convention on the High Seas" it'll certainly help.
It’s a legitimate field of specialty law, but it’s been taken up by a particularly nutty branch of libertarianism as the basis of “opting out” of paying taxes and following laws.
r/amibeingdetained
*"I'm an aviation expert with over 500 hours on a flight simulator. I know what I'm doing and talking about"*
the caren yeet screamingly pairashooting into the obis kills me 🤣
Cirrus-Contrails: Well - Sometimes, when the air up there contains much water vapor, the contrails not only remain for some time, but they also get broader, and may well form even some cirrostratus. In meteorolgy we have the word "contrailgenitus" for clouds being formed in this way. Greetings from Vienna!
Nice info, but in the context of the post this person is a believer of chemtrails conspiracy where they think the planes are full of tanks of SO2 or magic gay smoke to control the weather or make people gay once the smoke combined with 5g signals because reasons.
I've met at least 20 dumb ass Americans who wholeheartedly believe that kind of stuff.
Cirrus aviaticus they're apparently sometimes called
Can I just say the wikipedia article about contrails has some really cool contrail images on it
Either way, none of them are messing with anyone's immune system 🙄🤣
Aka chemtrails
@der0hund - Contrailgenitus. Sounds like an STI.
"Next time you order Uber eats into your BASEMENT... "😂😂😂
This channel is the weirdest and funniest part of quarantine 2021
what quarantine? wasnt that just a couple of the first weeks of 2020 until we stopped being scared animals?
@@SobeCrunkMonster I was just quarantined in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia for almost a month.
A bunch of the countries I've been in this year are still going in and out of full lock-down and restricted movement. Australians in Melbourne have been in lockdown for over 200 days, working from home and allowed only two exercise walks outside per day.
I had no idea that pilots have the power of life and death over the passengers. Who knew that James Bond's license to kill was a just an ordinary pilot's license?
I love the way everyone is “aviation experts” 🤣
The “…coming up” followed by the intro music is life!
This guy is a genius 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
that is a bit of a stretch but glad you liked it Constand! 😆
Kelsey is SAVAGE in this video. It's amazing, I love it, I hope he makes a lot more of these.
I admire you for being on tiktok and twitter. I couldn't remind myself how immensely dumb humans are, so I stay out. I'm once in a while reminded here on your channel and that's all I can deal with:)
Kelsey: "Pro athletes wouldn't do anything dumb to jeopardize their high paying career. " HA HA HA HA. Where do I start?
Yea I deleted those accounts as well. Way too many dumb people in an echo chamber.
Just look into a mirror more often..
Kelsey "yeeting" gave me life
Kelsey using the words "aviation experts" and "on Twitter" in one sentence is just priceless and dripping of sarcasm.....
"So the next time you order your Uber Eats into your basement." Savage. 🤣
Best comment from Kelsey ever! I don't think the woke idiot would even understand the riposte.
Kelly is very smart from the way she writes"order her thrown her "
“You’re gonna be flying the plane, so you can’t go and be awesome.” Isn’t that what the autopilot is for?
Inflate autopilot; go be awesome
Even the autopilot isn't 100% auto.
I'm probably not 100% correct on this, but the autopilot of the plane does fly the aircraft according to the flight path set on the computer by the pilots, which gets adjusted every so often based on heading/direction, such as if there's going to be a collision down the road or if a control tower asks them to change course (because air traffic is a thing).
The pilot usually spends most of their time correcting the radio channel to check in to each region's tower as they pass through, usually failure to check in means interception by a couple fighter jets to correct course or get you to get in contact with ground control.
The landing is also mostly automated on modern airports because of the way the airstrips are set up, but there are several steps the pilots do to configure their computer and plane to be able to land safely, if you're not flying commercially or don't have that fancy hardware (a civilian plane or something) you usually are landing manually depending the type of runway. Taking off is the same thing, they have to manually set everything, go through all their pre-flight checks, get permission from the control tower to take off on a runway, etc.
Planes are incredibly safe because of all these failsafe systems in place, as well as having the pilot/captain on standby to take manual control if for any reason they should need to.
There are a few simulator guides on youtube that go through each step of flying a commercial jet plane, and is semi-useful knowledge to have.
Yeah, you just have to push the “Be awesome” button on the autopilot, and it’ll go whoop-ss on the misbehaving passenger.
Low key, I’ve been waiting for a pilot to get on the intercom and say “If you all don’t start acting right, I’ll turn this plane right around”, old school mom style
I subscribed a couple of months ago after I got a video suggestion about you letting a tiktok dummy know that their info was incorrect. I enjoy your humor and the info you give has settled this semi-white knuckler’s nerves. I’ve also been on some flights with people misbehaving.... and the red button sure would’ve come in handy.😉
Ahh, poor Kelsey, he doesn't know that only 747 captains are given full authority to yeet passengers off of their planes. Don't worry champ, you'll get that forth bar someday soon and then you can yeet whoever you want until your heart's desire.
(For the clueless, this is a joke, I know that pilots cannot yeet unruly passengers) Another great video from 74 gear to make me laugh on a Sunday afternoon, cheer mate!
Kelsey, they don't tell you about your power over life and death until you get that 4th stripe.
Ratchet straps are reusable and don't leave residue on the upholstery. just saying.
Not only that but they’re stronger and I imagine more effective
The average person can't work ratchet straps on an inanimate object, like a refrigerator, let alone a fighting crazy person. Maybe a good ole rope, and possibly a tranquilizer dart lol.
I like the way you think Ken!😁😁😁
ya that would be a lot better!!
In addition to seatbelts I swear they need to add 2 more straps on the seat backs these days for restraining those idiots.
so funny seeing the "LA to Vegas" clip. great show, died way too soon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was on AA50 DFW-LHR a few years back. I woke up about 2hrs out to a commotion at the bulkhead across the cabin. The guy next to me said the guy across the cabin had been making a scene for about ten minutes. All of a sudden he takes a wild swing at a male flight attendant. Before he’s even through a couple of good old boys in the bulkhead seats had him down on the floor. They hold him while the flight crew put the zip tie handcuffs on him and set him down. He tried to break the seat so they ended up duct taping him to the seat and throwing a blanket over him. Turns out he bought a bottle of Chirac at the duty free not knowing he couldn’t take through to his flight from LHR to Paris, so he drank the bottle.
Kelsey: There might be a passenger that has been looking to yeet someone off the plane.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
Thank you for all of the content you have put out. Both the funny content like this and the more serious content. Watching your videos and joining the 74Gear forum has made me remember why I love aviation and am restarting flight school.
glad to hear it Ethan I hope you enjoy it!
Remember Saturday morning cartoons and how much you looked forward to them? This is like that, but on Sunday with a very animated character 😁
Edit: having just finished the video, the cannon thing is definitely some wil-e-coyote type stuff...totally appropriate for Sunday morning CZcams animated character vids!
“Misbehaving on a plane is worthy of capital punishment” - these mfs
Literally don't even really care about planes or anything you're just such a cool dude I enjoy watching your content. Keep being you man!
Some lady: Tries opening door
Some pilot: Opens door for her
Aside from this wonderful video response, I LOVE that in the first insane post the person responded by asking for references. That's how you basically shut down anyone on the internet. LOL
They'll either get mad, tell you to look it up (when it's their claim and they should be able to provide resources easily), or say you're brainwashed by the media (classic response nowadays) or a combo of all of them.
Still, that's one of the best ways, to me, to shut folks down. This is based on my experience. No references! LOL!!!
I'm just thinking about the check list needed for ejecting someone using a cannon. After, squawking an appropriate 7000 code.
How about squawk 3006?
I can't think of any numbers that rhyme with "Hell," "Demon," or "Karen." (a la 75 - Taken Alive; 77, Going to Heaven)
@@sloanemactire8780 "Seven Four, Karen out the door." :)
Seven *FOOOOOORE* thwok
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Thanks, I love the way you correct the ‘know it all’s’....succinct and to the point with a touch of humor.
This has made me realise, how much media is misinformation, and how awful it is