@@tamsyncranmer87it 1000% is if you’re actually aware of the near endless amount of war crimes and human rights violations America has committed since its inception.
Uranium has 40b calories per gram (american using mertic system, shocker) and costs around $1,490/4g. For the average 2,000 calorie human diet, the cost would be around $0.000018625 (0.46 viet dong) Uranium is the smart lunch choice, eat your greens
@@st4rlightr4v3n4 back when they were a part of the Mujahedeen fighting the Russians. When they split from the rest of Mujahedeen and tried taking over Afghanistan we assisted the other tribes in the Mujahedeen against them. Learn your history before you open your mouth
Given put inflation relative to other countries over the last 50 years and the dollar hanging on as reserve currency and the foreign investment pouring in, I'd say the federal reserve has done a dam good job as far as printing money... can't say the same for a bunch else. They should have raised interest rates with the covid stimulus packages but hopefully the lesson is learned.
@@djabroni_brochacho4644i'm sure you're also the type too think trump is a hero fighting against the evil fesral reserve meanwhile he put jerome powell in charge
How a computer so quickly and accurately mimics the combined calculations of some of the greatest w̶a̶r̶ p̶r̶o̶f̶i̶t̶e̶e̶r̶s̶ a̶n̶d̶ s̶c̶a̶m̶ a̶r̶t̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ military minds in the world is astonishing.
@@TacosandTopHats7 those arr not solutions!!what will happen when there are no more resources in the middle east ? What will we do ? Last time a middle eastern country controlled its oil prices our economy almost collapse, a day will come where America will face a huge crisis, the worst in history. And the main reason why our crisis will be the worst is because we have more guns than people and if mobs start protesting for high prices everything that can go wrong will go wrong
@@baranjan6969 Now to just find someone and convince them to "unprint" their money. What, you think the government would "unprint" their own money? Thats crazy talk!
@@fluffy7358 You unprint your money by buying something with concrete value like gold. But well.... the US solved that problem by....making it illegal to own gold so they can steal it from you. (1933-1974) So you also have to invest in some home defence and get your neighbourhood to join your "collective".
The money is spent whether we invade ppl or not. Taxes matter so we should probably stop giveaways to billionaires who already have everything they want.
@@power21100only a President with zero self-awareness would adopt part of an insulting nickname given to him by the populace and wear it with pride. Absolute delusion.
@@Hypogean7 almost 248 years now (since Americas founding). Assuming the people who had a revolution against their government knew how to criticize their government! you should too! Bonus points if you can be creative about it.
engineers in movies: *builds flying car* engineers in real life: *building a device to fuck a handbag* edit: holy i did not expect this much attention! ty! edit 2: 400?! this is the most ive ever gotten!
You guys need to find a harbor and turn it into a big old cup of tea. These bastards think they can treat the people they govern like crap until the people stand up and say "No." - Canada needs to figure out how it's going to say "No." Good luck to you. 🇺🇲
@@stickmenwithrayguns inflation is only because of currency notes. Before the US implemented currency notes we used the weight of silver and gold and bronze. The idea of poverty comes from the same place of inflation. We created the word and then forgot that we created the word. Throughout history, every time we've created hierarchies we also created poverty. Explain to me the benefit of inflation without using the terminologies of man made economics?
@@kellerossel I truly hope so because it seems like sleepy joe biden’s government and all of the major media companies are completely delusional (or purposefully) and lost amongst the actual problem…
65 million years ago, titanic lizards walked the earth. When they were felled by a falling star, their ichor spilled into the bowels of the earth mother.
Aw our little woke compsci college student learned how to use a display and a few biometric sensors! and they/them are even using something besides an arduino/raspberry pi!!
NAH thats just the first answer to everything, the real answer is annoying IRS tax trick questions to piss you off to reveal just enough info to justify a search and seizure of property
The same way Placi invades our brains with his crazy projects 😂
Ig your brains are poland and my projects are the angry painter 💀
@@placitechbruh 😭😭😭😭
@@placitech 😆😆😆😆
💀💀💀
oh no… not hit- *shot*
@@placitech: you knew too much.
As an American, I can confirm that "Freedom, Burger, Truck" is the national security override password
@@grokcaveman yeah, that's the backup security passwords
Terrorism, Injustice and hypocrisy is missing
@@naumannaeem7027 America isn't a terrorist group
@@naumannaeem7027 who the fuck asked bro it's a joke no need to get political in a yt comment section
@@tamsyncranmer87it 1000% is if you’re actually aware of the near endless amount of war crimes and human rights violations America has committed since its inception.
No guys, “Gun” is for the Nuke codes.
I thought they were 00000000?
Whoaaaaaaa good one
It's Alexa I want THE gun 😂
911 likes
You dont invade a country with nukes
Nuclear Launch ❌
Nuclear Lunch✔️
Yooo with freedom sause?
I think you mean Newcular Lunch
With the demon core (124Trillion calories)
@vinayrangaswamy77 I am on the see food diet.
Uranium has 40b calories per gram (american using mertic system, shocker) and costs around $1,490/4g.
For the average 2,000 calorie human diet, the cost would be around $0.000018625 (0.46 viet dong)
Uranium is the smart lunch choice, eat your greens
Fully expected it to say “print more money”
And give it only to big organisations at a cheaper rate. Who will use that money to offer short term benefits to destroy in the long term.
USD.....biggest US export....can print it unlimited
thats only after War declaration! 😂
I hate how much inflation devalues hard earned money. Stupid government... thinking we won't notice.
Same thing as invade 😂
"Freedom, burger, truck" - you left out the most important: "gun"!
He probably didnt want to leak the actual nuclear codes 😂
That's the surprise for later
I believe that was implied in the "freedom" portion of the phrase.
Only the most American thing besides health insurance.
@@dsandoval9396yeah, some people don’t use their brain :p
the fact there's no crisis to choose means that every crisis has the same solution
You just realise this?
It says on the title
Or it is always the same crisis
about to share this with my coding teacher so we can do stupid staff in class
Yo chill man you need consent to do people and that would make them pedos
@@mr0boringwhat made you think this was about sex 💀
@@0truer"do stupid staff"
@@minnveey’all so dirty minded bro he was talking about the program jn the video 😭
@@0truer finally someone that is not insane on the internet
The fact that 'guns' weren't in the voice authentication was a missed opportunity
Truck >>>>> guns
math proves it. KE=.5MV^2
Truck=KE = 3125000.5 J
9mm KE=312J
312500>312@@espinita.
@@Okamika44accurate explanation
Guns=Freedom
There was sadly a three word limit in the code.
"Use a gun, and if that dont work, use more gun"
-TF2 Engi
that was my brain 💀
Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me
TF2 MENTIONED
As a British person, I can confirm the voice code in Britain is ‘Tea, Harry Potter, Double decker bus’
They recently changed it to include "bottle of water" and "chewsday"
@@evolgenius1150bo'o o wo'a?
"Tea, football, London"
As a swede, i can confirm that our code is "Socialism, ikea, meatballs"
i knew it
Step 1. Convince the US citizens that there are bad guys on the other side of the planet
Step 2. Profit
The Talibros are bad guys
@@softdrink-0 which we supplied and funded
@@softdrink-0 Which the US basically formed.
+isis..no iraq invasion no isis💀they do be creating disasters in the middle east😐
@@st4rlightr4v3n4 back when they were a part of the Mujahedeen fighting the Russians. When they split from the rest of Mujahedeen and tried taking over Afghanistan we assisted the other tribes in the Mujahedeen against them. Learn your history before you open your mouth
"Hmm, seems like the computer has a unique sense of humor."
how are you verified as chicken
Chicken on every channel now 😭
@@PyromaniaGaming I think it’s just a paid CZcams channel from webs and stuff, I doubt the subs are real and the account itself.
It's a chicken!
says the guy that paid for subs
I thought it was gonna say “go deeper into debt” 💀
Same 😭
their whole currency is running on debt and prayers
@@adamusswe have one of the strongest economies 🤷
biden's solution : give tax-money to Israel
@@Ianahflstop lying ~ and American citizen
as someone from the middle east
i find this highly accurate and painful 💔
Yeah for sure
It's really sad
yea :')
So the U.S. invades a ME country every year? That’s news to me
Let's be real, if the US wouldn't, they would just blow each other up anyway.
*Insert zoro taking all of luffys pain*
I was honestly expecting it to say "Launching nukes at crisis"
We aren't the middle east
Wait I forgot about Japan nvm u right
I was thinking it will give more money aka as a new number...
We only did that ONE TIME
...Okay, twice. But it was the same crisis. Shut up.
@@wasd____ ...and it only ever happened twice XD
I thought it was gonna be "print money" honestly
It's a 50/50 anyway
Given put inflation relative to other countries over the last 50 years and the dollar hanging on as reserve currency and the foreign investment pouring in, I'd say the federal reserve has done a dam good job as far as printing money... can't say the same for a bunch else. They should have raised interest rates with the covid stimulus packages but hopefully the lesson is learned.
let the [INFLATION] begin!
@sunkings5972 "Hey guys, it's okay, the other guys are printing even more money."
@@sunkings5972The federal reserve interest hikes had global repercussions
It should have said "Sending request to Federal Reserve..."
That's what I expecting too 😂
You got it backwards, the federal reserve tells our government THEIR requests...
@@djabroni_brochacho4644 While hava nagila plays in the background.
@@djabroni_brochacho4644i'm sure you're also the type too think trump is a hero fighting against the evil fesral reserve meanwhile he put jerome powell in charge
I was also thinking about something along the lines of monetizing the debt. Money printer go brrrrr~
How a computer so quickly and accurately mimics the combined calculations of some of the greatest w̶a̶r̶ p̶r̶o̶f̶i̶t̶e̶e̶r̶s̶ a̶n̶d̶ s̶c̶a̶m̶ a̶r̶t̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ military minds in the world is astonishing.
"US solves its problems" is the funniest joke I've ever heard
I'm American and that is real
@@TacosandTopHats7 those arr not solutions!!what will happen when there are no more resources in the middle east ? What will we do ? Last time a middle eastern country controlled its oil prices our economy almost collapse, a day will come where America will face a huge crisis, the worst in history. And the main reason why our crisis will be the worst is because we have more guns than people and if mobs start protesting for high prices everything that can go wrong will go wrong
Nah no way he leaked the nuclear code💀💀
E
Enhance authentication needed to launch thermonuclear weapon: “apple pie, puppy dog, cool beer”
Little known fact, the solution can also be spelled alternatively as "Print money"
If printing money causes inflation just unprint money to fix economy
@@baranjan6969 Now to just find someone and convince them to "unprint" their money. What, you think the government would "unprint" their own money? Thats crazy talk!
As an argentinian, I dont recommend this.
@@fluffy7358 You unprint your money by buying something with concrete value like gold.
But well.... the US solved that problem by....making it illegal to own gold so they can steal it from you. (1933-1974)
So you also have to invest in some home defence and get your neighbourhood to join your "collective".
@@thetruthisoutthere5173It actually works, but Argentine politicians are very useless in making the scam work.
“Send 2.5 billion dollars to a country 90% can’t point out on a map”
We sent more to Gaza…+ Gaza isn’t a country. So close tho
@@red-blue3430 Lol what..? Stupid
@@red-blue3430lol what?
@@red-blue3430 you sent di*ks and call it aid, might aswell start another black house in your US for recreational purposes 💀
@@red-blue3430no you didn't 💀
“Invade a middle eastern country.”
Me who lives in the Middle East: 💀
Me who lives in the middle east: 👑
We’re coming for your oil.
Me too bro thankfully my country has the least oil out of the middle east so we will be there last snack
@@jojoreference945PLEASE MAN IM BEGGING YOU😭😭😭
uhhh... i live in iraq
Also less taxes for the rich. That'll solve everything surely. One day that'll surely solve it.
I was expecting it to be “thoughts and prayers,” lol
There goes my taxes
The money is spent whether we invade ppl or not. Taxes matter so we should probably stop giveaways to billionaires who already have everything they want.
Creating solution
Done!
“Ignore the problem and try again next decade.”
“Blame whatever party is dealing with the mess left behind”
@kay-no really hope your not talking about our current one lol. Simply creating more and more problems every day since bidens gotten in.
Solution to economic crisis: spend billions on invading eastern countries 😂
If only it was just a decade
Solution: Shut down the government
As a middle eastern this is sadly accurate like we got nothing to do with amerigay
Agree
Look at the ground, you might find some bombs that belong to us
@@WorkersofAmericaRise racist
@@Latersiguess Don't care
@@WorkersofAmericaRise damn no wonder you're American
I thought It was gonna say “print money”
Same, either that or send the marines
Too elaborate of a joke for the average commoner. Plus it would summon triggered MMT proponents.
No, then it would actually be funny and address a real issue.
@@Ok_ThanksThat's objectively true though.
@@Ok_Thankstell me you know nothing about economics without telling me you know nothing about economics
As an American, how did you get our nuclear launch codes!?!
i cant imagine being american
Biden's operating system is way more complex than I thought.
Cmon man stop acting like Sleepy Joe would know how to work this without having a stroke 😂
😂
@@Davross-420sleepy joe might not be able to do this, but Dark Brandon will surely kick your ass.
@@power21100only a President with zero self-awareness would adopt part of an insulting nickname given to him by the populace and wear it with pride.
Absolute delusion.
@@dbsoldguydavidI mean trump is a dumb ass so either way they are both not qualified to be in office
Bro could become a villain with this power but instead he entertains us… gotta respect the hustle
I'm glad everyone is catching on to how trash our government is
These jokes are as old as ww1.
@@Hypogean7 not a joke man. Hopefully you'll understand some day
@@ninjastiz9046 It's been over 200 years of people complaining about the government.
@@Hypogean7 almost 248 years now (since Americas founding). Assuming the people who had a revolution against their government knew how to criticize their government!
you should too!
Bonus points if you can be creative about it.
Yep that true
As an Iraqi, this is so damn true!
im iraqi too you wota melon cat
salam my fellow arab
as a bahraini, i don't doubt that sleepy joe would do it just because *she's* bored.
@@MtlD-fi9ph such a fun activity aint it?
Very creative man
As a middle eastren (if there is a word like that) i can laugh and be mad at the same time, Amazing!
😂😂😂
thats how im feeling...
It would be even funnier if it displayed “invade ______” and then cycled through all the middle eastern countries before landing on a random one.
Dudes “snap” sounds like a whip! Gave me ptsd 😂😂
Comedic timing of that computer is on point 😂
I was really expecting "thoughts and prayers"
Those are reserved for "solving" the problems with mass gun violence.
me too 😂
Guns and prayers work too, I'd say.
@@jmckendry84mass fun violence or terrorism as seen in Europe?
Motionless in White song?
Best advice I’ve heard for a while
Here for the electronics, impressed by the honest humor.
Yeah, really groundbreaking stuff here.
engineers in movies: *builds flying car*
engineers in real life: *building a device to fuck a handbag*
edit: holy i did not expect this much attention! ty!
edit 2: 400?! this is the most ive ever gotten!
😂
THAT ACTUALLY GOT ME
But we have cats
carmanella girls
Why build a device to do a handbag when we have cats already?
Dont forget about leaving all of the weapons there when you leave! Thats the most important part!
Makes it easier for the Chinese to backwards engineer the stuff.
@jt5747 yay! I love giving out our secrets!
“Freedom, Burger, Truck” is my fave part.
ngl all of those are my favorite things too, but none of them are inherently "American" 😂
Since when does the US solve problems?
It was a long time ago when they led to the formation osma bi laden and got hit back by their own hammer
@@AdityaRoy-gh5mdyou’ll never guess who had close relations with the bin Laden family 😮 hint, presidency runs in the family
@@Honeydoyou seriously?😲😲 that's some crazy shit bro
Well, they eventually solve a problem that they created after a long time, for example bin laden
I think not being able to accuse the Saudis of anything bad due to our alliance might be what helped us get hit
Freedom , Burger , Truck
Best definition of America with a missing "Gun"
... And "oil"?
FBI: He revealed out secrets, go find him!
I was thinking “thoughts and prayers”
bro's people distorted the bible to say jesus died for them and their sins 💀
@@MtlD-fi9ph not my people lmao.
Not only does he make jokes but he also makes them while putting time and effort
We have three same system here in Canada but the answer always is "create a new tax"
You guys need to find a harbor and turn it into a big old cup of tea.
These bastards think they can treat the people they govern like crap until the people stand up and say "No." - Canada needs to figure out how it's going to say "No."
Good luck to you. 🇺🇲
No we don’t. Easy Pierre lover.
Or more LGBT.
“I don’t like that direction”
“Understood, removing that direction.”
the smiley made it even better
This man’s got the firmest finger snap I’ve ever heard
"Freedom, burger truck" 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣🗣🗣
Listen, I'm sure this is very funny, but college has given me a severe fear of breadboards.
“Freedom, burger, truck” 🔥🔥
This man has the best vids in the youtube history
Brosky is trynna make me cry 😭❤️
Some people are easily impressed by recycled decades-old humor it seems.
I was sure it would just say: "Print more money"
That is just a constant like the speed of light. If the US gov ever stops printing money it's because it's over for DC
If they did that, prices would go down. That would be nice.
@@Theonly_Onyx Actually, "printing money" is how inflation is made. 😕
@@stickmenwithraygunsinflation is a 100 percent man made idea.
@@stickmenwithrayguns inflation is only because of currency notes. Before the US implemented currency notes we used the weight of silver and gold and bronze. The idea of poverty comes from the same place of inflation.
We created the word and then forgot that we created the word.
Throughout history, every time we've created hierarchies we also created poverty. Explain to me the benefit of inflation without using the terminologies of man made economics?
Freedom. Burger. Truck. Best thing I've heard all day 🇺🇸
Fucking love how honest this is.
I thought for sure it was going to say "just raise the debt ceiling or something idk" lol
I could go for a freedom burger
"Solution found: print more money!"
Thought it was gonna say cover it up 💀💀
Alternate solution: quadruple the prices of... Everything
That’s corporations
*cries in European inflation 💸 *
Egyptian inflation intensifies
@@AbdullahMRiadfr a whole ass chicken is more expensive than an average workers income
@@TheMArtagnanyeah they could choose to not raise prices and go out of business and let everyone starve. That might be better
(it's for oil that they'll never find)
"Finding solution to crisis."
"Solution found"
"Take all the Oil on earth without exception"
I was so ready for it to say "it is what it is"
Bro's not solving crisis, he's crisising a solution
It's always the middle east because of the oil💀
Or to fight the axis of terror lol
And the terrorism obviously
Okay I get the joke as an Arab, but that's messed up.
Yeah, its pretty fucked up in rl, but its just a joke, and the people get wtf is going on there
@@kellerossel I truly hope so because it seems like sleepy joe biden’s government and all of the major media companies are completely delusional (or purposefully) and lost amongst the actual problem…
It's A-rab
@@5ft_11in I keep seeing you in comments of shorts
@@spicytee133 It might be your sign to get an abortion preggo 😳🫵
Me as an Egyptian : . . .
well .. US is trying that now 😊
How?
@@apilolomi4354
East : Israel and palestine
South : Sudan and Ethiopia
West : Lydia
little examples
Waiting for same video about north korea💀💀💀
I don’t even think they’re smart enough to press the buttons 😬
smart enough to make 40 trillion dollars a year
@@taternater7495doesn't matter when the debt is growing by $2m every minute and it's total is already at $34,703,359,509,372 😮
@@taternater7495 by printing it lmao
Lmfao, music at the end made it all the better than it already was.
"I'm looking at you Lebanon!"
That board is WILD. It looks like you could attach half of my entertainment system cords to it 😂😅.
You forgot gun, its freedom burger truck gun. 😂
If you were an American you would know that gun comes before freedom.
Bro forgot to say RAHHH 🗣️🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
fully expected it to say "guns"
I live in Middle East in a country called iraq
we're coming for you, and your oil
Get your ass ready to be invaded
Been there, done that.
I dont think its a country anymore
Oh how is it doing right now?
And if thay fails
Blame it on the immigrants or something
Hasn't been used since at least 2016. Also, the password should have been:
Internatruinadepresion, Wominamerica, and Aricept. 😂
“Welcome Mr. President” 💀💀
You'll never believe why that started happening
65 million years ago, titanic lizards walked the earth. When they were felled by a falling star, their ichor spilled into the bowels of the earth mother.
Petro dollar
@@user-cz1gu8nl9odon’t forget the profits from weapons manufacturing
oil
Don't forget ze Balkans.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Can bread help
I thought it was going to say “increase government spending “
Aw our little woke compsci college student learned how to use a display and a few biometric sensors! and they/them are even using something besides an arduino/raspberry pi!!
So. They finally declassified this, huh?
I remember being in the build team in the 80s.
I connected the yellow wire.
I thought the answer would be to add another lane to the highway.
Thought the switches were mini busses for a sec 💀
That's the most American password authentication i have ever witnessed
I was thinking its gonna be the game battleships
I got an ad from the President right after this
It is a sign
Extremely realistic and plausible
NAH thats just the first answer to everything, the real answer is annoying IRS tax trick questions to piss you off to reveal just enough info to justify a search and seizure of property
hilarious and also accurate lmao
maybe replace "middle eastern" with "south american" to spice it up from time to time 🔥🔥🔥