Recording of the voicemails left by WarioWare Inc. addressing the devastating Mario Kart Incident. Wario Addresses His Nation Amidst Its Destruction; • Wario Addresses His Na...
Despite the many atrocities I, as my lawyers have requested I say, "allegedly" caused, the attack on September 11th was not my doing, as I was busy stealing Mario's mail and ripping that little red flag off of his mailbox that morning.
The framing of this implies that Wario drunkenly called a random phone number and left this message with someone who has nothing to do with the incident.
Thousands of these were sent out to phone numbers with the Warioland area code to be safe in addressing as many as possible. None were sent to those with Mushroom Kingdom area codes.
As soon as I heard that “Hello; no one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the tone,” I got immediate flashbacks to that EXACT same voice message I used to have as a kid! NO JOKE!
"I personally found it very entertaining."
Yeah that makes sense.
Amusing
never ask wario where he was on 9/11
Do ask him, he'll eagerly tell you
He planned it and had Bin Laden take the fall so he could have an excuse to profit from the Afghanistan and Iraq war in oil and weapons sales
@@InsertFunnyThingHere"I had Bush eating out of my hands so I could profit from weapons and oil sales for 2 decades! Wahahaha!"
*Rainbow road*
Despite the many atrocities I, as my lawyers have requested I say, "allegedly" caused, the attack on September 11th was not my doing, as I was busy stealing Mario's mail and ripping that little red flag off of his mailbox that morning.
The framing of this implies that Wario drunkenly called a random phone number and left this message with someone who has nothing to do with the incident.
Thousands of these were sent out to phone numbers with the Warioland area code to be safe in addressing as many as possible. None were sent to those with Mushroom Kingdom area codes.
"I am sorry. Not honestly, but as honestly as Wario can do. "
sounds pretty honest.
This is just one incident among countless others found within the Wario Files. Truly a horrible, disgusting man.
And thats my president !!!
#Wario2024
When you think about it, I would be the least corrupt president and not the most incompetent one ever. Vote Wario!
@@Wario-The-Legend Wario I vote for you
i lost family in the mario kart massacre but after hearing this apoplogy i 100% forgive Wario
His fart on your face must've cleared everything up.
better than 95% of CZcams apologies.
Most honest apology I’ve seen
The wario flight logs
Its ok wario we forgive u :)
We sure do :)
Thank you.
I got recommended this. This video has been blessed by the algorithm. I'm certain it's going to explode soon.
Gotta love how he left this “public address” on somebody’s voicemail 😂
He was still drunk when recording the message.
@@newtfigton8795 Honestly I think that’s just Wario sober 😂
Ya know, at least he's honest.
Where are these coming from they're so good.
unironically better then colleen ballingers "apology"
As soon as I heard that “Hello; no one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the tone,” I got immediate flashbacks to that EXACT same voice message I used to have as a kid! NO JOKE!
Never drink and play mario kart
He forgot to say 'have a rotten day' at the end
imho this is what youtuber apologies or any influencer/celebrity apologies sound like
Don’t ask him about the “Rainbow Road Rampage”
The court case ended for that a long time ago and I was found not guilty, so that means I didn't do it.
@@Wario-The-Legend TO WARIO
i underestimated this video
"As honestly as wario can do"
Yea bro didn't gave a shit
Wario is new to this 'apologising' thing. Give him time
Wario is a man of the people,
Crazy people but people non the less
Perfectly in character
Ngl, I thought Wario was going to apologize for not hitting *more* people.
As honest as wario can be
Well, he's not earnest, but he's certainly honest.
I forgive him.
At first I was surprised he was actually apologising. Then he openly said he was only doing it to repair his reputation. Honest Wario strikes again!
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This reminds me of strong bad holy shit
LOL
eh they were all toads I don't care
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