Todd Barry is Exhausted from All Your Standing Ovations

It’s the Talk Show portion! Jay Jurden has controversial opinions about footwear, Todd Barry gets honest about his favorite lie, and Bassem Youssef defines pizza.
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[@sarrabenabdessalem648]

Don't yell at me I'm not Piers Morgan 😂

[@adamj8099]

This line didn't come from who I expected and it hit juuuuuust right.

[@DxFlash14]

As an italian, I second Bassem's statement

[@maryrosekent8223]

An actual fun fact about hummingbirds: they need to feed around the clock because their metabolism is so high that if they didn’t they’d starve to death by morning.

[@LycanLink]

Agreed, Bassem. 😂

[@shaman9]

My favourite little number? I'm glad you asked... "Hello my honey, hello my darling..."

[@paulyorke1]

….hello my TINY COUCH!

[@AdrianColley]

A missed opportunity indeed!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Oh tiny couch, you’re just so cute

[@paulyorke1]

TINY COUCH IS FINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

[@AdrianColley]

_continues humming to the tune of O Canada_

[@batsectk]

I second other peoples comments on other episodes: plz add the mini couch as merch!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

I would so definitely buy one!

[@rorajoey]

Favorite small number? Probably the Planck length.

[@katherenewedic8076]

Birkenstock is now owned by private equity

[@briansneary7535]

If you put pineapple on it, it's not pizza anymore. 0.000666

[@yocean14]

I'm a PinEapple on a Pizza guy, BECAUSE I HAVE A SOPHISTICATED PALET!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

I would argue just the opposite.

[@yocean14]

@@maryrosekent8223 I’m sorry for your boring pallet

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@yocean14
I don’t really care what you think…

[@yocean14]

@@maryrosekent8223 neither do I you :D

[@gaelstrarai]

Oh yeah, looove pineapple on pizza!

[@GareBare90]

🍍 🍍 🍍

[@magdalenadrysdale4582]

I wish they'd change out the tiny couch upholstery, grey is boring

[@maryrosekent8223]

If they put it up for sale as merch, you can use nail polish to have it be whatever suits your fancy and then change it on a whim whenever you wish!

[@d1ni1mueter]

as someone who puts ketchup on pizza regularly, I resent the fact that bassem thinks we are the same as the pineapple-pizza people. two absolutely different things.

[@RapidObsessor]

right, y'all are much worse than the pineapple people

[@user-bt5rl3rh3b]

Yuk to both pineapple and ketchup on pizza

[@peteconsidine]

Have you no decency, sir? At long last, have you no decency?

[@d1ni1mueter]

@@RapidObsessor ketchup is more controversial than pineapple, apparently? I love it!

[@d1ni1mueter]

@@peteconsidine no sir over here - my husband is the one with no decency, he eats pineapple with cheese and ham on a toast called "hawaii". and he dares making fun of me, his ketchup-loving wife! we still love each other lol

[@Aaliyahchannel2024]

Show is so ridiculously try hard. So cringe.