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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson brings Jay Jurden, Todd Barry, and Bassem Youssef into the group chat! They discuss things you can only learn from women, prisoners who love watching our show, and three guys named Bob Ferguson running for governor.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+. - Zábava
"We don't need a fourth" DEAD
😂🤣😂🐰😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
3:15
"Younger comedians are watching this show in order to try to take your place."
Taylor: "COME FOR ME. TAKE MY JOB. I NEED A NAP."
Oh my god, Taylor. That was goddamn hilarious. The amount of longing in your voice when you said you needed a break was unbelievable.
I'm curious if it was a Chris Hardwick dig. I've been to the Hearst mansion and it was the worst place in the world.
"Who gave you permission to perceive me?!" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard
Nothing else comes close
Nothing else comes close
“Who gave you permission to perceive me?” 🤣🤣🤣
Can we all give props to who ever manages this channel. Thank you so much for putting each episode in a playlist!
YASSSSS MOTHA/FATTHA YASSSSS ❤❤❤❤❤
playlists are a forgotten art form
*insert Bassem thirst comment here*
I cracked up so many times w a “ooohhh dammm” face!
I also think ur discussing Turd Ferguson!!??
His last name is Youssef? I used to work at Youssef's deli! Best gyro in Chicago!
@@Amy-kr4tcTurd Ferguson . . . It's a funny name.
I was coming to say how gorgeous Middle Eastern Robin Williams is his green eyes are killing me
Bassem: there are several towns in the US named Gaylord, so small town America seems to accept the fact that Jesus is gay.
I remember when Bassem was Egyptian Jon Stewart!! Wild to see him here.
"I'm volatile, unpredictable and I'm a chronic pain in the butt"
Love this xddd
This has fast become my favorite show.
Me too! I only found it like a week ago by complete accident but I love it!
I always enjoyed the previous version but this is SO much better.
I have noted the name Bassem, and think we will be seeing more of him in the future. He has talent.
He isn't that well known in America but he is actually very famous and popular. He was the Jon Stewart of Egypt until he had to flee
Love this panel… Bassem! 🥰🤣
Bassem?! Now that is cool!
amazing booking 🤓
Shout out to Bassam for the middle east joke 😅😅 So so true for anyone who has lived in middle East 😢
M. Night Shyamalan: "Never let them know your next move?" He only has one move!
This is probably one of the best episodes.. the guests are hilarious.. and there is never a dull moment
I love Bassem. What a get! 😮
"I am the vine, you are the branches. But sometimes the branches need to be pruned for the vine to flourish." - Jesus breaking up with that guy
This is great! 😂
Unexpected demographic: Chris Hardwick
‘This message is sponsored by the Hearst family’
I think it’s great when someone from the Middle East shows the whole world, and especially his own countrymen, how to laugh, and how to “chill out” and laugh with others. I think it was Mark Twain who said that laughter is mankind’s greatest weapon.
Do you know what his opening salvo is in English. I've been combing thru the comments and you seemed like a reasonable person to ask. Dude oozes charisma.
7:46 actual feeling of happiness that lasts until (hopefully forever) 7:56 where it blossomed to "yeah, i am badass"
Bassem is my favorite! I had to watch the entire episode on the Paramount app. 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍
As soon as I saw Bassem I was so excited !!!! I loved him on the daily show !!!
Taylor's blazers❤
Bassem is the quip goat.
That Bob Ferguson but was a plot line in season 5 of Fargo
Thank you for teaching me slugging lol 🤣
the trinity joke!!!! lmaooooo
Bassem is the funniest by quite a margin on this panel.
this time, certainly, but Jay was doing a great job as well.
@@ThatOpalGuyI find Jay to be notoriously unfunny
This episode made me a Bassem Youssef fan.
Bassem has no business being so handsome !
I mean, every one is fire, but Bassem is FIRE fire.
1:54 What?? lol
2:57 When I heard that, I thought he was going to be @dam in disguise. lmfao
Taylor IS the best! She should replace the Jeopardy guy, the Wheel of Fortune guy and maybe even Drew Carey
Bassem is KILLING !!!
"Fkn come for me, I need a nap!"
Finally, after doing four Netflix specials, Taylor has made it…!!!
No shade… but you know she actually made it the second she stepped on “stage” at church!
My God, these guys are hilarious!
I'm sorry I'm not an old lady Taylor but I always like your outfits you look fantastic
I AM an old lady and she always looks cute as a button.
Hell yeah Bassem ftw!
Bassem , so haappy to see him here
one of the best Group Chat segments in recent memory and I'm not just saying that because I commented on that Reddit post
lol Im also on that sub
I've gotten to know Bassem via TikTok pleaching sense to Pierce Morgan's melty face and I'm so happy to see him in action!!!
9:56 my mom 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Not gonna lie, I low-key want that top hat
I thought about buying one once, but they can be wicked expensive.
Right? It's a worthwhile prize
Didn't the guy have any friends before 18 to learn empathy from?
GOOD LUCK YA BAAAASEEEEEEEEM!
I have to wonder,
If the show title was changed to “After Colbert”
would it get more views?
I was in jail when @midnight was on. They used to repeat all the episodes on Sundays I
During my free time so I always got caught up.
Bessem is on FIRE
First time I saw the prize and thought - hell yeah! I'd actually audition for the show... if they took auditions....and if regular hats actually fit my head.
fantastic
It's not just that I'm high, right? Bassem is a damn sexy man, right? Just me? Ok but it's gotta make more sense than the Jack Black thing, right? RIGHT?!
The Jack Black thing makes perfect sense and you know it 🥵
Yesss to both of them!
Bassem!!!
This guy must be so happy.
Bassem is more famous than you outside America, Barry.
I think in the US too.
Ok but… he… was… joking. See, on this show people make jokes, it’s actually all that this show is the entire way through. In addition to Todd Barry not actually thinking he’s the most famous person on that stage, Bassem also didn’t actually think he was on Al Jazeera…that too, wait for it…was just a joke.
@@_DerdniK_ Oh thank god; I thought no one would be kidding around.
Doesn't count though
6:35 & 7:37 Perfection
#TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I liked #TaylorTomlinson's facial expression to Toddy Barry's answer at 7:47! And #TaylorTomlinson looks great in purple.
Bassem is great.
And an amazing, intelligent man when it comes to discussing the injustice in Palestine.
Junkyard Wars are another good type of war. Hey! Can yall bring back Junkyard Wars too?
You got Bassem? Wow.
Bassem!
My suggestion would be my other favourite new year's eve film(after when harry met sally)the apartment.
Jay's homophobia joke was amusing. Though I would swear that Todd Barry came out of the closet several years ago. Am I misremembering this? I can't find it online. Does anyone remember this happening?
Also, in the D.C. area, slugging is basically hitchhiking to your government job from the suburbs to avoid paying outrageous tolls for not having enough people in your car.
Todd Glass came out years ago. Perhaps you are conflating your Todd [5-letter-last-name] comedians?
@@rgs8970 Ahhhh. You might be right. Apologies to Todd Barry for calling him gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. #UnexpectedSeinfeld
Why's this dude trying to give me Marvel crossover nightmares as a way to introduce himself?
Over the last 6 months, basam has stolen my heart.H but that's not a surprise as it is a former heart surgeon
Anyone else think of Fargo season 5 when they talked about the story of the 3 Bob Fergusons running for office? Bob Ferguson = Roy Tillman
Bassem is hilarious. If you need a break Taylor, get Bassem to guest host.
re: complimets --I really love the color of Taylor' Pants-suit.
No no no Taylor, that's not JUST a top hat......that top hat has a FEATHER
I'm not Bob Ferguson any more, I'm Turd. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
good luck getting christ to pay his half of the rent.
When no one is attracted to you, there’s always Jesus.
Wait, isn’t the Bob Ferguson thing like the last season of Fargo? 😅
'it's A Bob Eat Bob World'... ...I've seen that one. It's not as good as it sounds.
I prefer the sequel
In fact there are 47 Bob Fergusons and they're all secret assassins
Depends on how early my morning has to be... If not I watch on demand
Still needs some work but that fake laugh is getting better Taylor!
SLLUG- when I was in college, it meant Sarah Lawrence Lesbian Until Graduation. Vaseline optional 😝
Also an ex-con, but watching outside.
I assume they're forced to watch it as punishment 😭
Dang did Bassem just stand up for Chris?
3:33 "come for me, I'd love a break"
I mean we've all been there on a date...
Dope looking top hat. That’s probably worth $50.
Ok, it got better...
Todd Barry and Tom Papa are the same person. Prove me wrong.
Compliments from old people and toddlers are for real, yo
Poor Taylor, condemned by her own excellence.
BASSEM YOUSSEF???
An X-men fan? Yass
Bassem? Shouldn't we first get to know em?
When gen x hits 80 you can't make those old people jokes anymore. We have never acted our age. Answer me this, how can I have 2 kids, 17 and 21, and still be 12 years old (I said poop, heh heh heh)
I have no idea who Todd Barry is?
I would watch live, but...
1) I'm usually asleep by 10:30, and
2) I may tune in too early and accidently watch Colbert.
I know ole Johnny boy be torn ,
Its
The Daily Shows past
Vs
The Problems past
Sorry Todd, but Bassem is more famous now.
Look dude. I’m Jesus. I can do way better than you. Millions of men literally worship me.
proof
I know Bassem not Todd
As an "old soul", sometimes I feel like my compliments do sound like something an old man would say... For example, "Taylor's eyes are so stunning they could move mountains... literally!"
No joke, though: for some weird reason, I recently dreamt about Taylor being the main character of a superhero movie where she finds out she has immense psychic powers, and I thought that sounded so cool and hilarious at the same time! 😅
thumb war?
I wish there were a polite way to express how I feel about this show.
Taylor's standup is great, and I don't begrudge her getting that bag, but as a comedy fan this is incredibly sad.