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  • čas přidán 16. 05. 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson brings Jay Jurden, Todd Barry, and Bassem Youssef into the group chat! They discuss things you can only learn from women, prisoners who love watching our show, and three guys named Bob Ferguson running for governor.
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    AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.
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  • @jhonatanpalencia5040
    @jhonatanpalencia5040 Před 15 dny +146

    "We don't need a fourth" DEAD

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet Před 14 dny +1

      😂🤣😂🐰😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @Terrafire123
    @Terrafire123 Před 15 dny +171

    3:15
    "Younger comedians are watching this show in order to try to take your place."
    Taylor: "COME FOR ME. TAKE MY JOB. I NEED A NAP."
    Oh my god, Taylor. That was goddamn hilarious. The amount of longing in your voice when you said you needed a break was unbelievable.

    • @Swagthousand
      @Swagthousand Před 15 dny +3

      I'm curious if it was a Chris Hardwick dig. I've been to the Hearst mansion and it was the worst place in the world.

  • @bradcarter-rt7sm
    @bradcarter-rt7sm Před 15 dny +68

    "Who gave you permission to perceive me?!" is the most relatable thing I have ever heard

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ Před 15 dny +44

    “Who gave you permission to perceive me?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLiveactiongamer
    @TheLiveactiongamer Před 15 dny +62

    Can we all give props to who ever manages this channel. Thank you so much for putting each episode in a playlist!

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet Před 14 dny +2

      YASSSSS MOTHA/FATTHA YASSSSS ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @allocater2
      @allocater2 Před 12 hodinami

      playlists are a forgotten art form

  • @dominicrusso4057
    @dominicrusso4057 Před 15 dny +183

    *insert Bassem thirst comment here*

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc Před 15 dny +5

      I cracked up so many times w a “ooohhh dammm” face!

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc Před 15 dny +3

      I also think ur discussing Turd Ferguson!!??

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Před 15 dny

      His last name is Youssef? I used to work at Youssef's deli! Best gyro in Chicago!

    • @wallberlin
      @wallberlin Před 15 dny

      ​@@Amy-kr4tcTurd Ferguson . . . It's a funny name.

    • @briestoll
      @briestoll Před 15 dny +27

      I was coming to say how gorgeous Middle Eastern Robin Williams is his green eyes are killing me

  • @martensjd
    @martensjd Před 15 dny +45

    Bassem: there are several towns in the US named Gaylord, so small town America seems to accept the fact that Jesus is gay.

  • @TheLinneann
    @TheLinneann Před 14 dny +14

    I remember when Bassem was Egyptian Jon Stewart!! Wild to see him here.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Před 15 dny +15

    "I'm volatile, unpredictable and I'm a chronic pain in the butt"
    Love this xddd

  • @ashumz88
    @ashumz88 Před 15 dny +62

    This has fast become my favorite show.

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois Před 15 dny +2

      Me too! I only found it like a week ago by complete accident but I love it!

    • @angelaglaros
      @angelaglaros Před 15 dny +3

      I always enjoyed the previous version but this is SO much better.

  • @tompepper4789
    @tompepper4789 Před 15 dny +28

    I have noted the name Bassem, and think we will be seeing more of him in the future. He has talent.

    • @ppleeatpple
      @ppleeatpple Před 9 dny +4

      He isn't that well known in America but he is actually very famous and popular. He was the Jon Stewart of Egypt until he had to flee

  • @Boogaboom5
    @Boogaboom5 Před 15 dny +39

    Love this panel… Bassem! 🥰🤣

  • @farnaddarnell3926
    @farnaddarnell3926 Před 15 dny +39

    Bassem?! Now that is cool!

  • @Rey.89
    @Rey.89 Před 15 dny +31

    Shout out to Bassam for the middle east joke 😅😅 So so true for anyone who has lived in middle East 😢

  • @glowingfatedie
    @glowingfatedie Před 10 dny +2

    M. Night Shyamalan: "Never let them know your next move?" He only has one move!

  • @udit9957
    @udit9957 Před 12 dny +2

    This is probably one of the best episodes.. the guests are hilarious.. and there is never a dull moment

  • @ems3376
    @ems3376 Před 15 dny +18

    I love Bassem. What a get! 😮

  • @colinmays8811
    @colinmays8811 Před 15 dny +17

    "I am the vine, you are the branches. But sometimes the branches need to be pruned for the vine to flourish." - Jesus breaking up with that guy

  • @dhussconsulting
    @dhussconsulting Před 15 dny +17

    Unexpected demographic: Chris Hardwick

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r Před 15 dny +16

    I think it’s great when someone from the Middle East shows the whole world, and especially his own countrymen, how to laugh, and how to “chill out” and laugh with others. I think it was Mark Twain who said that laughter is mankind’s greatest weapon.

    • @robesdebah4811
      @robesdebah4811 Před 10 dny

      Do you know what his opening salvo is in English. I've been combing thru the comments and you seemed like a reasonable person to ask. Dude oozes charisma.

  • @mikesell123
    @mikesell123 Před 15 dny +7

    7:46 actual feeling of happiness that lasts until (hopefully forever) 7:56 where it blossomed to "yeah, i am badass"

  • @roadrider_2771
    @roadrider_2771 Před 15 dny +7

    Bassem is my favorite! I had to watch the entire episode on the Paramount app. 🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

  • @davidquintanilla3267
    @davidquintanilla3267 Před 15 dny +3

    As soon as I saw Bassem I was so excited !!!! I loved him on the daily show !!!

  • @1gamz
    @1gamz Před 15 dny +10

    Taylor's blazers❤

  • @NS-cs3wp
    @NS-cs3wp Před 9 dny +1

    Bassem is the quip goat.

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan Před 15 dny +4

    That Bob Ferguson but was a plot line in season 5 of Fargo

  • @materialgrl2000
    @materialgrl2000 Před 14 dny +1

    Thank you for teaching me slugging lol 🤣

  • @samuelernestdotcom
    @samuelernestdotcom Před 15 dny +6

    the trinity joke!!!! lmaooooo

  • @Paax2
    @Paax2 Před 15 dny +26

    Bassem is the funniest by quite a margin on this panel.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Před 15 dny

      this time, certainly, but Jay was doing a great job as well.

    • @Jajajajaja...1
      @Jajajajaja...1 Před 14 dny +2

      ​@@ThatOpalGuyI find Jay to be notoriously unfunny

  • @LexTan
    @LexTan Před 11 dny +1

    This episode made me a Bassem Youssef fan.

  • @siminaghit8793
    @siminaghit8793 Před 13 dny +1

    Bassem has no business being so handsome !

  • @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581

    I mean, every one is fire, but Bassem is FIRE fire.

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Před 14 dny

    1:54 What?? lol
    2:57 When I heard that, I thought he was going to be @dam in disguise. lmfao

  • @bdwon
    @bdwon Před 15 dny +1

    Taylor IS the best! She should replace the Jeopardy guy, the Wheel of Fortune guy and maybe even Drew Carey

  • @Blissfulbizz
    @Blissfulbizz Před 15 dny +1

    Bassem is KILLING !!!

  • @trin.mal0ne
    @trin.mal0ne Před 14 dny +1

    "Fkn come for me, I need a nap!"

  • @hanifnahian
    @hanifnahian Před 15 dny +4

    Finally, after doing four Netflix specials, Taylor has made it…!!!

    • @Amy-kr4tc
      @Amy-kr4tc Před 15 dny +1

      No shade… but you know she actually made it the second she stepped on “stage” at church!

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Před 15 dny

    My God, these guys are hilarious!

  • @magdalenadrysdale4582
    @magdalenadrysdale4582 Před 15 dny +9

    I'm sorry I'm not an old lady Taylor but I always like your outfits you look fantastic

    • @valap_
      @valap_ Před 15 dny +1

      I AM an old lady and she always looks cute as a button.

  • @ketsuekidahlia
    @ketsuekidahlia Před 9 dny

    Hell yeah Bassem ftw!

  • @R.T_W
    @R.T_W Před 11 dny

    Bassem , so haappy to see him here

  • @threepiecefishandchips
    @threepiecefishandchips Před 15 dny +16

    one of the best Group Chat segments in recent memory and I'm not just saying that because I commented on that Reddit post

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 Před 12 dny

    I've gotten to know Bassem via TikTok pleaching sense to Pierce Morgan's melty face and I'm so happy to see him in action!!!

  • @DaeDaeDotNet
    @DaeDaeDotNet Před 14 dny

    9:56 my mom 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois Před 15 dny +3

    Not gonna lie, I low-key want that top hat

    • @danbbrandon
      @danbbrandon Před 14 dny +2

      I thought about buying one once, but they can be wicked expensive.

    • @WallebyDamned
      @WallebyDamned Před 10 dny

      Right? It's a worthwhile prize

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga Před 14 dny +2

    Didn't the guy have any friends before 18 to learn empathy from?

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq Před 11 dny +1

    GOOD LUCK YA BAAAASEEEEEEEEM!

  • @scarlettuwu9582
    @scarlettuwu9582 Před 11 dny +1

    I have to wonder,
    If the show title was changed to “After Colbert”
    would it get more views?

  • @Jay-em9hb
    @Jay-em9hb Před 11 dny

    I was in jail when @midnight was on. They used to repeat all the episodes on Sundays I
    During my free time so I always got caught up.

  • @ruddytuesday
    @ruddytuesday Před 15 dny

    Bessem is on FIRE

  • @kenshinjenna
    @kenshinjenna Před 15 dny

    First time I saw the prize and thought - hell yeah! I'd actually audition for the show... if they took auditions....and if regular hats actually fit my head.

  • @---l---
    @---l--- Před 15 dny

    fantastic

  • @Jeffertoya
    @Jeffertoya Před 15 dny +5

    It's not just that I'm high, right? Bassem is a damn sexy man, right? Just me? Ok but it's gotta make more sense than the Jack Black thing, right? RIGHT?!

    • @Updog89
      @Updog89 Před 3 dny

      The Jack Black thing makes perfect sense and you know it 🥵

    • @jaimicottrill2831
      @jaimicottrill2831 Před 2 dny

      Yesss to both of them!

  • @JoellePretty
    @JoellePretty Před 15 dny

    Bassem!!!

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments Před 14 dny

    This guy must be so happy.

  • @DominicKnight
    @DominicKnight Před 15 dny +22

    Bassem is more famous than you outside America, Barry.

    • @martensjd
      @martensjd Před 15 dny +1

      I think in the US too.

    • @_DerdniK_
      @_DerdniK_ Před 15 dny +6

      Ok but… he… was… joking. See, on this show people make jokes, it’s actually all that this show is the entire way through. In addition to Todd Barry not actually thinking he’s the most famous person on that stage, Bassem also didn’t actually think he was on Al Jazeera…that too, wait for it…was just a joke.

    • @martensjd
      @martensjd Před 15 dny

      @@_DerdniK_ Oh thank god; I thought no one would be kidding around.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Před 3 dny

      Doesn't count though

  • @christiannoellecharles1205

    6:35 & 7:37 Perfection

  • @PaulSDoize
    @PaulSDoize Před 3 dny

    #TaylorTomlinson #AfterMidnight #Comedy I liked #TaylorTomlinson's facial expression to Toddy Barry's answer at 7:47! And #TaylorTomlinson looks great in purple.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Před 14 dny

    Bassem is great.
    And an amazing, intelligent man when it comes to discussing the injustice in Palestine.

  • @savethezombies
    @savethezombies Před 14 dny

    Junkyard Wars are another good type of war. Hey! Can yall bring back Junkyard Wars too?

  • @TheToothlessPhilosopher

    You got Bassem? Wow.

  • @mariebrown4966
    @mariebrown4966 Před 13 dny

    Bassem!

  • @samvimes117
    @samvimes117 Před 15 dny

    My suggestion would be my other favourite new year's eve film(after when harry met sally)the apartment.

  • @JeffSchall
    @JeffSchall Před 15 dny +5

    Jay's homophobia joke was amusing. Though I would swear that Todd Barry came out of the closet several years ago. Am I misremembering this? I can't find it online. Does anyone remember this happening?
    Also, in the D.C. area, slugging is basically hitchhiking to your government job from the suburbs to avoid paying outrageous tolls for not having enough people in your car.

    • @rgs8970
      @rgs8970 Před 15 dny +2

      Todd Glass came out years ago. Perhaps you are conflating your Todd [5-letter-last-name] comedians?

    • @JeffSchall
      @JeffSchall Před 15 dny +1

      @@rgs8970 Ahhhh. You might be right. Apologies to Todd Barry for calling him gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. #UnexpectedSeinfeld

  • @JediMobius
    @JediMobius Před 13 dny

    Why's this dude trying to give me Marvel crossover nightmares as a way to introduce himself?

  • @samvimes117
    @samvimes117 Před 15 dny +1

    Over the last 6 months, basam has stolen my heart.H but that's not a surprise as it is a former heart surgeon

  • @_DerdniK_
    @_DerdniK_ Před 15 dny

    Anyone else think of Fargo season 5 when they talked about the story of the 3 Bob Fergusons running for office? Bob Ferguson = Roy Tillman

  • @cutenekko
    @cutenekko Před 14 dny

    Bassem is hilarious. If you need a break Taylor, get Bassem to guest host.

  • @yocean14
    @yocean14 Před 12 dny

    re: complimets --I really love the color of Taylor' Pants-suit.

  • @dianalorani1910
    @dianalorani1910 Před 14 dny

    No no no Taylor, that's not JUST a top hat......that top hat has a FEATHER

  • @seed_drill7135
    @seed_drill7135 Před 14 dny

    I'm not Bob Ferguson any more, I'm Turd. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy Před 15 dny +3

    good luck getting christ to pay his half of the rent.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
    @JDMimeTHEFIRST Před 14 dny

    When no one is attracted to you, there’s always Jesus.
    Wait, isn’t the Bob Ferguson thing like the last season of Fargo? 😅

  • @passion_proh-jects
    @passion_proh-jects Před 15 dny +5

    'it's A Bob Eat Bob World'... ...I've seen that one. It's not as good as it sounds.

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Před 14 dny

    In fact there are 47 Bob Fergusons and they're all secret assassins

  • @jeffsites7351
    @jeffsites7351 Před 14 dny

    Depends on how early my morning has to be... If not I watch on demand

  • @dps8629
    @dps8629 Před 14 dny

    Still needs some work but that fake laugh is getting better Taylor!

  • @RedMusicMagic
    @RedMusicMagic Před 14 dny

    SLLUG- when I was in college, it meant Sarah Lawrence Lesbian Until Graduation. Vaseline optional 😝

  • @fernlovebond
    @fernlovebond Před 15 dny

    Also an ex-con, but watching outside.

  • @dielaughing73
    @dielaughing73 Před 3 dny

    I assume they're forced to watch it as punishment 😭

  • @claiminglight
    @claiminglight Před 15 dny

    Dang did Bassem just stand up for Chris?

  • @ru2def
    @ru2def Před 15 dny +2

    3:33 "come for me, I'd love a break"
    I mean we've all been there on a date...

  • @chrisvainio
    @chrisvainio Před 15 dny

    Dope looking top hat. That’s probably worth $50.

  • @jacquesduranceau8762
    @jacquesduranceau8762 Před 15 dny

    Ok, it got better...

  • @Jajajajaja...1
    @Jajajajaja...1 Před 14 dny

    Todd Barry and Tom Papa are the same person. Prove me wrong.

  • @karendinkel9040
    @karendinkel9040 Před 14 dny

    Compliments from old people and toddlers are for real, yo

  • @M_C79
    @M_C79 Před 14 dny

    Poor Taylor, condemned by her own excellence.

  • @AmetafJohora
    @AmetafJohora Před 13 dny +1

    BASSEM YOUSSEF???

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Před 15 dny

    An X-men fan? Yass

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip Před 14 dny

    Bassem? Shouldn't we first get to know em?

  • @petecoogan
    @petecoogan Před 15 dny +1

    When gen x hits 80 you can't make those old people jokes anymore. We have never acted our age. Answer me this, how can I have 2 kids, 17 and 21, and still be 12 years old (I said poop, heh heh heh)

  • @josefmanga
    @josefmanga Před 15 dny

    I have no idea who Todd Barry is?

  • @spddiesel
    @spddiesel Před 15 dny +1

    I would watch live, but...
    1) I'm usually asleep by 10:30, and
    2) I may tune in too early and accidently watch Colbert.

  • @J_C_Richard96
    @J_C_Richard96 Před 15 dny

    I know ole Johnny boy be torn ,
    Its
    The Daily Shows past
    Vs
    The Problems past

  • @andrew66862
    @andrew66862 Před 7 dny

    Sorry Todd, but Bassem is more famous now.

  • @Bartcmh
    @Bartcmh Před 15 dny +7

    Look dude. I’m Jesus. I can do way better than you. Millions of men literally worship me.

  • @coreywall1977
    @coreywall1977 Před 15 dny

    I know Bassem not Todd

  • @pierfrancescocosta6336
    @pierfrancescocosta6336 Před 15 dny +1

    As an "old soul", sometimes I feel like my compliments do sound like something an old man would say... For example, "Taylor's eyes are so stunning they could move mountains... literally!"
    No joke, though: for some weird reason, I recently dreamt about Taylor being the main character of a superhero movie where she finds out she has immense psychic powers, and I thought that sounded so cool and hilarious at the same time! 😅

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 Před 15 dny +1

    thumb war?

  • @backelie
    @backelie Před 6 dny

    I wish there were a polite way to express how I feel about this show.
    Taylor's standup is great, and I don't begrudge her getting that bag, but as a comedy fan this is incredibly sad.