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  • @mr.whimsic6902
    @mr.whimsic6902 Před rokem +4102

    4:20 You can make the other tools, you just have to crouch next to the crafting top after placing it down

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Před rokem +1476

      But what if you have back pain?

    • @sourlesscream1272
      @sourlesscream1272 Před rokem +647

      @@PhoenixSC then your too old for minecraft

    • @flobell
      @flobell Před rokem +238

      @@PhoenixSC if steve can do the peace sign then you can crouch

    • @WeegeeFan1Studios
      @WeegeeFan1Studios Před rokem +56

      So wait a minute what the heck is the point of creating rest of the flippin crafting table if you can just use the top leather and it work?!

    • @xenno8496
      @xenno8496 Před rokem +10

      I genuinely want a mod that does this now, then again that might just be the Sevtech Ages loving Masochist in me
      :,)

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Před rokem +4057

    I like how even after several texture changes Mojang made, the Gold Ingot is still being treated as the butter in Minecraft

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Před rokem +237

      It is butter. Have you not seen the durability on gold pickaxe?
      A wood pickaxe can break almost 2x blocks as gold pickaxe. Gold pickaxes need buff.

    • @donaldrts
      @donaldrts Před rokem +125

      ​@@bowxfire5275 Have you ever tried hitting someone with a pure gold rod irl? That thing will bend in half. Meanwhile a Wooden Rod wouldn't.

    • @RedDragonLVSSRS
      @RedDragonLVSSRS Před rokem +145

      ​@@donaldrtsisn't this the game where you chop the bottom of the tree and it stays up?

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh Před rokem +59

      Yeah. I get the whole "butter mines fast but is low durability" niche, but it's still wayyy too low. Ooh...what if, to go with the whole "gold is more enchantable" thing, gold tools with unbreaking lasted much longer? E.g., instead of unbreaking I/II/III making the durability approximately 2×/3×/4× higher, it was like 8×/27×/64× (cubed)? That would make an unbreaking III gold tool last around 2000 uses, comparable to an unenchanted diamond tool

    • @ok-yt3cl
      @ok-yt3cl Před rokem +14

      ​@@RedDragonLVSSRS what is wrong with that? Pretty normal

  • @Thisis_phil1234
    @Thisis_phil1234 Před 7 měsíci +19

    0:01 Steve be hittin' those squats

  • @Nomorevideoshere5
    @Nomorevideoshere5 Před 5 měsíci +34

    2:17 bro is mixing ever drug ever made

  • @AlphaMC
    @AlphaMC Před rokem +2298

    No, half a heart is actually 10/17ths of a heart (58.82%) because there are 20 red pixels out of 34 spaces
    That means 4/7 of a heart would be 57.14%, so the percent error is 1.7%

    • @shugabush_is_king
      @shugabush_is_king Před rokem +115

      Respect for doing dat math ✊

    • @AlphaMC
      @AlphaMC Před rokem +60

      @@shugabush_is_king yup, i like math lol

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Před rokem +37

      Is it after accounting for natural regeneration?
      Because Minecraft isn't known to do mistakes in pixels. Totally haven't done pixels wrong in anything else at all.

    • @BlueBeanie_GTAG.
      @BlueBeanie_GTAG. Před rokem +2

      Good job on math 👍

    • @AltraHapi
      @AltraHapi Před rokem +31

      Hunger games players now yelling "AAAAHHHHH I'M EXACTLY 10/17THS OF A HEART LEFT, let me eat a golden apple behind this corner and hope no one spots me."

  • @UltraLuigi2401
    @UltraLuigi2401 Před rokem +822

    1:42 That's the number of possible tic-tac-toe games, but since Minecraft recipes don't account for the order you place stuff, there are only 3^9 = 19683 possible recipes when each slot can only be x, o, or blank. Many of those don't include a 3 in a row so the actual number is even less. Wikipedia says there are 138 terminal board positions when ignoring rotations and reflections and assuming x goes first. Removing the 3 draws and multiplying by 16 to account for the assumptions (4 rotations * 2 reflection * 2 for o going first) made by that number yields "only" 2160 necessary recipes.

    • @QueenGreenflame
      @QueenGreenflame Před rokem +40

      Holy crap that deserves applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @lukemelaia2461
      @lukemelaia2461 Před rokem +45

      Ha! Math Nerrrrrd. However even more importantly, Minecraft recipes are actually not strictly based on a predefined set of items. It is possible to write a custom recipe type which just looks for the winning condition of 3 in a row and supplies an output based on the winner, if a win is found. This means we should only need to look for a total of 8 different possible combinations of the same item (3+3+2 for x, y, and diagonal) and finally a 9th possibility being either x or o. Since we don’t care about which piece won until we determine there’s actually a winner, we can ignore piece type checking until the end.

    • @UltraLuigi2401
      @UltraLuigi2401 Před rokem +26

      ​@@lukemelaia2461 This knowledge would half the number of recipes to 1080 since you don't need to define which one went first, but it wouldn't help with the fact that other items not part of the winning row may or may not be present.

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Před rokem +204

      Holy crap - I'm not even gonna check if that's right, but it does sound accurate.

    • @Sledg0matic
      @Sledg0matic Před rokem +11

      @@lukemelaia2461 @UltraLuigi2401 Really, all you need to check for is the win conditions: Three up, three down or three diagonal. Crafting is already automagically agnostic towards position and mirroring within the grid, so all that needs doing outside that is making sure that extraneous X's and O's are formulated as optional in the recipe.

  • @jk55092
    @jk55092 Před 7 měsíci +87

    Thumbnail: "don't say slab backwards"
    Me: "Bals? OH GO-"

  • @rubycutcliffe2709
    @rubycutcliffe2709 Před 8 měsíci +4

    1:05 its grain being grian

  • @jondorthebrinkinator
    @jondorthebrinkinator Před rokem +567

    3:24 The skeletons aren't fat, they're just big boned.

  • @HistoryUnwound
    @HistoryUnwound Před rokem +193

    Recognized the Flying Creeper instantly. That was definitely Grian trying it on just before he and Scar decided to terrorize Cleo. Or, “Until recently, the Worst thing Scar has ever done”.

  • @kinorris1709
    @kinorris1709 Před 8 měsíci

    On my first world, wich I think was TU 12 tutorial on 360, I eventually had a base spanning several tall jungle tree tops. If you can't build because of terrain, build above it. Or dig under it. That was my mindset for future basing and I liked hownit was actually kinda beneficial to base so high up. Creepers aren't gonna drop into your base if there's no higher dark area for them to spawn. So you can probably guess which mob I agree with being on this list.

    • @JosephBurnett937
      @JosephBurnett937 Před 6 měsíci

      If i make a mega base, I just make my own custom terrain lol (my mega base will have about 2.5 mil blocks of terraining 🤣)

  • @RustySealYT
    @RustySealYT Před 5 měsíci

    for the tic tac toe crafting. you can just make it so that 3 circles and 3 x = X

  • @ZUnknownFox
    @ZUnknownFox Před rokem +423

    For that last one actually you just use the cloth you just made as a crafting table to make the rest (with another cloth) and then you build the crafting table.

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Před rokem +4

      You can get sticks from trees and iron from ore.

    • @user-vu9ug4vb3u
      @user-vu9ug4vb3u Před rokem +19

      Crafting carpet.... Sounds good

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts Před rokem +11

      Then why bother crafting the table? Just use the crafting carpet lol

    • @Alex53Ace
      @Alex53Ace Před rokem +14

      ​@@Joe_Potts You could make so you can only use the carpet for the crafting table

    • @Joe_Potts
      @Joe_Potts Před rokem +7

      @@Alex53Ace like maybe it can only craft a few things (say, the amount of things needed to craft the table?) then breaks. That could be a way to do it

  • @AltraHapi
    @AltraHapi Před rokem +221

    0:29 DanTDM is secretly FLANDRE SCARLET from the smash hit 2002 game Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil??!?

  • @carriestairs814
    @carriestairs814 Před 6 měsíci

    I like at the start of this video and I like that the Steve is tarking

  • @retelefe
    @retelefe Před 2 měsíci +2

    0:30 let's gooo touhou in phoenix sc's channel

  • @normanoelle8121
    @normanoelle8121 Před rokem +63

    0:01 ah yes twerking steve

    • @HalesWilliamBallz
      @HalesWilliamBallz Před rokem +14

      Or someting else

    • @DEANTHEBEANTHEMACHINE
      @DEANTHEBEANTHEMACHINE Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@HalesWilliamBallz💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @vincentcook7742
      @vincentcook7742 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@HalesWilliamBallzayyoo

    • @HaryanviKashmiri
      @HaryanviKashmiri Před 2 měsíci +3

      domain expansion, infinite backshots.

    • @SuFFr
      @SuFFr Před 2 měsíci +2

      Fr

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 Před 10 měsíci +40

    0:06 it looks like he’s TWERKING

  • @PadionicGD
    @PadionicGD Před 7 měsíci

    Me when seeing the thumbnail after thinking it up before I saw it:
    hey, I thought I invented that!? 😂

  • @RileyNiko
    @RileyNiko Před 3 měsíci

    2:52 "Now take responsibility. And EAT IT!"

  • @supersmashbrosultimatewarr4522

    0:22 bruh this brings me so much nostalgia

  • @4Jpeg
    @4Jpeg Před rokem +138

    2:45 that aint bonemeal thats bonefeast 💀💀
    Edit: Thank you for the likes

  • @miguelcrafter2997
    @miguelcrafter2997 Před 4 měsíci

    The last one is like you need a sciccors to open a pack with sciccors but you don't have one because the sciccors to open the pack is in the pack

  • @meowymeowz3948
    @meowymeowz3948 Před 3 měsíci

    I did not expect to see Flandre in a Phoenixsc video

  • @CycloneBOT
    @CycloneBOT Před rokem +19

    At 2:31 steve looks like a cigarette

  • @dewbackproductions5428
    @dewbackproductions5428 Před rokem +32

    3:58 I DiD iT

  • @JupiterDudeYes36
    @JupiterDudeYes36 Před měsícem

    This is so true 0:41
    A human has 1 hearth in their body (ignore the fact its half)
    The hunger bar tells you if you have hunger or not (like irl)
    And you cant have two tools at same time, so only one

  • @ALT3R666
    @ALT3R666 Před 6 měsíci

    NOT STEE THROWING IT BACK IN THE BEGINNING-

  • @Idontfuckingknow553
    @Idontfuckingknow553 Před rokem +52

    0:18 memory's:((

  • @Manofantaa
    @Manofantaa Před 11 měsíci +16

    1:22 bro is solving for X💀

  • @NoriKassidy
    @NoriKassidy Před 18 dny

    I saw the DanTDM bit and just became really nostalgic all of a sudden, even if it was a joke.
    It feels like so long ago.

  • @Laserbeams17
    @Laserbeams17 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Slab➡️bals =➡️balls🥜🍐Wich one balls

    • @nayaka0254
      @nayaka0254 Před 22 dny

      No d, no balls, and probably no butthol since this guy feeds on the radiation

  • @hioman
    @hioman Před rokem +143

    1:34 aren't there recipes in the game where the order doesn't matter (like flint and steel)? I know it would make non-wins look like wins, but it could be possible
    (Also, you don't have to do anything for ties)

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Před rokem +47

      Good point - I forgot about symmetry.
      You would probably still need tens of thousands of recipes!

    • @Super.........
      @Super......... Před rokem +1

      ​@@PhoenixSC im not doing that

    • @beaconblaster33
      @beaconblaster33 Před rokem

      @@PhoenixSC book?

    • @MudakTheMultiplier
      @MudakTheMultiplier Před rokem +2

      @@PhoenixSC If you can find a way to do rotational and mirror symmetry I'm pretty sure the number of game states is only in the double digits. I remember seeing an article years ago where someone made a "computer" out of tinker toys that could play tic tac toe optimally because of this.

    • @CatCraftez
      @CatCraftez Před rokem

      Don’t you only need to make recipes for winning and not losing too

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před rokem +89

    Make the Crafting Top act as a way to make the other pieces!
    Exclusively.
    And then smack them onto the wood

    • @Freeze-n-Frost
      @Freeze-n-Frost Před rokem +10

      Wait no, it actually gives more attention to villages as they are one of (possibly the only) structures with naturally spawning crafting tables

    • @GenTheFurredArtist
      @GenTheFurredArtist Před rokem +3

      ​@@Freeze-n-Frost
      Crafting table robbery

    • @user-qk9qd8uw9c
      @user-qk9qd8uw9c Před rokem +1

      yes an then if you use the top two times it breaks of course

  • @ThatComputerGuyRyan
    @ThatComputerGuyRyan Před 5 měsíci

    make the crafting top possible to place, but make it only able to craft the recipes needed for the table

  • @florentinaioionyn4473
    @florentinaioionyn4473 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Slab backword's: Slab? WHAT NEXT? Bals?
    B A L L S ?

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 9 měsíci +57

    I love how the start of this vid is Phoenix realizing that crouching/t-bagging really is just hip thrusting.

  • @goneman2195
    @goneman2195 Před rokem +100

    phoenix eats a carrot 6 times bigger than him and it adds one and half a hunger bar dang

    • @PhoenixSC
      @PhoenixSC  Před rokem +49

      My metabolism is unmatched.

    • @kiilee5963
      @kiilee5963 Před rokem +2

      @@PhoenixSC metabolism faster than the speed of light

    • @White_Light13
      @White_Light13 Před rokem +2

      -Possible Bowser's inside story reference? /hj-

    • @denis_ursu5487
      @denis_ursu5487 Před rokem

      @@kiilee5963 metabolism faster than vomiting (lol)

    • @zeussoulhd2169
      @zeussoulhd2169 Před rokem

      No matter the size, carrot is still carrot, son

  • @raxoldplays45446
    @raxoldplays45446 Před měsícem +1

    1:07 that is a creeper! But tilted

  • @alexanderramos4975
    @alexanderramos4975 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Me seeing the thumbnail and realizing my whole life was a lie

  • @kiyoriikari
    @kiyoriikari Před rokem +10

    i like how dan turned into a touhou character. i think most people wont know this game series but its still cool

  • @Darkest_Hour
    @Darkest_Hour Před rokem +36

    4:26 Silly Phoenix, those are a leather mat and some iron tools, not stew.

  • @Anal0gH0rr0rPhil
    @Anal0gH0rr0rPhil Před 6 měsíci

    i love walking on BALS

  • @MircowaveLover
    @MircowaveLover Před 5 měsíci

    The last one you need to steal a crafting table from the village

  • @Tropicl9876
    @Tropicl9876 Před rokem +38

    You have permanently ruined my view of hp 0:45

  • @ThatOneHacker305
    @ThatOneHacker305 Před rokem +18

    2:00 yes phoenix, you can. believe in yourself

  • @user-kb8kw9jw7m
    @user-kb8kw9jw7m Před 3 měsíci +1

    Me:DONT read slab backwards oh well what’s is the worst thing Bals
    Phoenix:WHY DID YOUUUUU EVILL PERSON!!

  • @user-be9hr7bz2l
    @user-be9hr7bz2l Před 6 měsíci

    Also for the update trailer, you can't place vines on stairs. OR CAN YOU?

  • @harrisonkarn2078
    @harrisonkarn2078 Před rokem +28

    3:00 That is clearly sheep^3.

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K Před 8 měsíci

      Sheep^3 is a sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

    • @overforest1195
      @overforest1195 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@Fifasher2K
      That would be Sheep^4.
      Sheep^2 would be a sheep pixel art made of sheep.

    • @Fifasher2K
      @Fifasher2K Před 2 měsíci

      @@overforest1195 but sheep^4 is sheep made out of sheep mabe out of sheep made out of sheep, not sheep made out of sheep made out of sheep.

  • @thomasparsons4871
    @thomasparsons4871 Před rokem +19

    Let’s be honest, it would be an interesting challenge if you couldn’t craft a crafting table in the first two minutes of Minecraft, and also couldn’t make one without finding an existing one.

    • @Jorvalt
      @Jorvalt Před 10 měsíci +3

      At that point you could just grab the crafting table instead of making a new one.

    • @tivuk
      @tivuk Před 10 měsíci

      Yea you would need to find a village with crafting table or an igloo

  • @DeadMedia-vf4je
    @DeadMedia-vf4je Před 2 měsíci

    0:27 still to this day DanTDM hasn’t played Touhou or knows who Flandre is

  • @AquaFanx
    @AquaFanx Před 6 měsíci

    I’d get the thicc mobs texture pack if the art style was applied to the rest of the textures

  • @RemiliaScarlet0
    @RemiliaScarlet0 Před rokem +9

    As a touhou fan, i confirm dantdm is the real Flandre Scarlet from Touhou 6: Embodiment Of Scarlet Devil.

  • @arc4na_
    @arc4na_ Před rokem +23

    love how eating the giant carrot gives less hunger than a normal one

    • @eyemoisturizer
      @eyemoisturizer Před 11 měsíci

      @@enriqueamaya3883 You're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're trying to replace yourself
      You're trying to replace yourself, you're
      Carving out a fact from a reckoning!
      Beckoning your back, skin sagging off its skeleton
      Levitating off the ground
      Is another man wearing your face!
      All the other false identities
      Remedies or enemies to mitigate your memories
      Shuddered at what they found
      When they stripped away the grace!
      Eulogy or biography
      I'm who I oughta be
      And that is God to me
      Never never never!
      So, my God, what's wrong with me?
      If who I wanna be might be
      Never never never
      Never never never
      Never never never
      No, never!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me alive
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive!
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Damn, I thought you're not your imposter
      You're so sure you're not gonna get caught!
      Dead in your own skin
      But you didn't choose what you were born in!
      And add another man to your repertoire
      Ready in your head and fed upon your memoirs
      Still, the same rules apply
      From the birthday to the mourning!
      What you feel and what you do
      Are those things really you?
      And if not, then what is?
      Never never never!
      So, my God, what's wrong with you?
      And I'm still asking who that is!
      Never never never
      Never never never
      Never never never
      No, never!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me alive
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die!
      You'll never take me alive, baby!
      You'll never take me ali-i-i-ive!
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, and no, you're never gon' find
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough)
      You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!)
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom)
      You'll never take me alive, baby! (This is not enough)
      You'll never take me alive (This is not enough to prove it yet!)
      You'll never take me, you'll never take me, you better pray that I die! (No, I need to hit the bottom)
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Somebody to replace yourself, somebody to replace yourself!
      Hey!

    • @dobeikwan3684
      @dobeikwan3684 Před 11 měsíci

      @@enriqueamaya3883only thing this is shaming is christians god damnit
      your just making them seem like they are begging for people to follow

    • @Meso.Botamia
      @Meso.Botamia Před 11 měsíci +1

      So i was right, size doesn't matter.

    • @ufloc
      @ufloc Před 11 měsíci

      @@enriqueamaya3883 shut up

    • @danielbedrossian5986
      @danielbedrossian5986 Před 6 měsíci

      That carrot should makes you explode!
      Grow, inflate, explode!

  • @alexanderbjerking8508
    @alexanderbjerking8508 Před měsícem

    OMG the sound in the beginning. They predicted the piston sound change!

  • @Note.Swiper
    @Note.Swiper Před 6 měsíci

    1:53 hope that crossover

  • @divswain
    @divswain Před rokem +14

    1:12 that was a player named 'Goodtimes with Scars' using a creeper skin with elytra on a SMP server named 'Hermitcraft' to scare fellow players aka Hermits.

    • @Aroace_Raven
      @Aroace_Raven Před rokem +3

      I am pretty sure that is Grian wearing it tho. But yeah.

    • @divswain
      @divswain Před rokem

      @@Aroace_Raven umm Grian and Scar were flying together I think to scare Cleo and Bdubs

    • @Aroace_Raven
      @Aroace_Raven Před rokem +2

      @@divswain it wasn't gem it was Cleo. I am also saying the image was from Grian episode.

    • @divswain
      @divswain Před rokem +1

      @@Aroace_Raven maan my memory suck so bad.
      Edit it now.

  • @h25c1
    @h25c1 Před rokem +20

    1:00 that’s Nintendo switch minecraft for you

  • @oscarman8905
    @oscarman8905 Před 5 měsíci

    yo happy new year

  • @lawalyusuf3178
    @lawalyusuf3178 Před 5 měsíci

    My friend: Do you wanna find out how to say slab backwards?. Me: Sure. My friend: “bals”

  • @HajimeHitoshiHideo
    @HajimeHitoshiHideo Před rokem +9

    The character at 0:30 is Flandre Scarlet, the extra boss in the 2002 Bullet Hell videogame "Touhou Project 6 Koumakyou ~ The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil"

  • @kosudesu
    @kosudesu Před 11 měsíci +9

    3:10 ima need this texture pack when i collect every mob in my hardcore world

  • @TeamDurpies
    @TeamDurpies Před 8 měsíci

    no joke 1:25 this song makes me cry out of pure nostalgia

  • @FusionCyborg
    @FusionCyborg Před 5 měsíci

    3:44 Supposedly the arrested user in question was in New Jersey.

  • @Azka08086
    @Azka08086 Před rokem +15

    3:16 why the zombie looks like average hispanic girl💀

  • @Vinesus
    @Vinesus Před rokem +4

    3:44 it’s actually fairly common on the internet to make a threat and then finish it up with “in (insert game)”

  • @kuenau6255
    @kuenau6255 Před 9 měsíci

    Bro needs a crafting table to craft a crafting table so that he can craft a crafting table so he can craft stuff

  • @Nuclearmanb13
    @Nuclearmanb13 Před měsícem +1

    The slab thumbnail
    Me: oh its bals

  • @Melechtna
    @Melechtna Před rokem +38

    Actually, for that last one, it would make villages more crucial, because you'd have to get a crafting table from another source other than yourself....that actually sounds like a really cool idea for a mod.

    • @Melechtna
      @Melechtna Před rokem +2

      @@enriqueamaya3883 Or just stop being weak willed and you'll realize shame is just pointless self hatred and the inability to not cave into peer pressure.

    • @TheRaptorMovies
      @TheRaptorMovies Před rokem +2

      @@enriqueamaya3883 Been there done that, all I felt was shamed.
      Do us all a favor and stop forcing your religion on other people, okay?

    • @fuser9892
      @fuser9892 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@TheRaptorMoviesreally? Have you really done it and felt ashamed?

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Před rokem +9

    1:05 I know exactly what that is. So basically, that is a pumpkin head retextured to look like a creeper, then the person gave themself an invis potion, and put on an elytra (Grian and Scar did this as a prank on Hermitcraft one time and it was hilarious)
    Edit: Oh wait, there were comments about it in the video

    • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
      @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Před rokem +2

      @@enriqueamaya3883 This is the perfect thing for me to read rn bc I’m at falls creek for the first time and I really needed this message. Thank you 💜

  • @zombiegordonf9320
    @zombiegordonf9320 Před 7 měsíci

    0:47 Anybody else notice the Mario texture pack? It’s arguably one of the greatest texture packs.

    • @k0t01d8
      @k0t01d8 Před 6 měsíci

      it comes if u buy minecraft on ur switch

    • @zombiegordonf9320
      @zombiegordonf9320 Před 6 měsíci

      @@k0t01d8 I know, I had it. It’s just rare to see it used nowadays.

  • @katewinston6333
    @katewinston6333 Před 2 měsíci

    3:26 "...How can skeletons be thicc when they're skeletons?" Well obviously they must be supermodels

  • @luislebronaponte2737
    @luislebronaponte2737 Před 11 měsíci +16

    OMG YES
    A modpack where you need to acquire 'everything' in order to surpass your human limitations.
    Basically, you start your world and have a hitbox per body piece, limited hearts per piece (and overall), limited hunger and thirst, and can only hold 1 item per hand. Don't have a recipe book, and can't sprint forever (stamina). Also can't jump the same height for forever. Like... it gets lower and lower the more you jump, but it depends on how fast the consecutive jumps are from one another and how many you have done. One would also not be able to use any type of commands at all whatsoever (not even the /help since that one would count as one). You'd need to sleep in order to maintain your stamina at a max+slight surplus (you could basically decide for about 'how long' you'd sleep for. The default amount wouldn't give you any extra stamina, but sleeping slightly more would reward you with a bit more max stamina per day, but the reward gets lower and lower until you reach the max amount that you can earn from just sleeping a bit more.
    Ok, so done with the realistic part (there is more that you, the reader to this comment, can definitely add to the realism of this hypothetical modpack, though). Now onto the challenge.
    Basically, it's MC and you'd still be living in a fantasy world anyway. You'd just start off as a regular-ass human with all our goofy-ah weaknesses (even moving slower depending on the weight of what you have on you).
    Basically, the modpack would allow one to:
    Unlock personal inventory (both the hotbar and the rest of it).
    Unlock recipe book.
    Unlock accessories
    Be able to hold an item with extra inventory (pretty sure the modpack would include backpacks and whatnot).
    Unlock extra hunger bar.
    Unlock extra hearts per piece and later on have it all merge to one health bar (like vanilla MC).
    Unlock commands
    Nether and End would obviously not be removed since it's the player that would basically be affected by this. Not the world. (Well, unless you download mods to make the world itself realistic af as well and disable other dimensions and other wacky MC stuff like floating blocks and modify its physics.).
    Basically, the player would be able to eventually become a regular MC player with the extra ability to be able to use cheats (unless you don't want to become too OP and so you remove that mod in particular).
    Also, a sort of "JEI" mod would need to be added that would work similar to the recipe book where you unlock new recipes as long as you have obtained a derivative item of another one.
    Omg I forgot to also mention that the experience would also need an overhaul and you'd unlock the ability to lvl up your different skills (you wouldn't be able to lvl up anything in the beginning until you unlock the ability to do so. You'd pretty much be able to mine up to stone and stay there until you unlock the ability to mine other shit. Last time I checked, we don't automatically know how to mine shit lmao).
    So, yeah. It would become pretty-
    Oh, and at the beginning you'd be limited to only one life until you get the ability to keep coming back to life. It is what it is.
    Anyway, as I was saying, it would become pretty hardcore for casual players, but those that want to experience vanilla MC with a touch of realism and higher challenge with sorta high risk high reward, would be able to. Anyway, I'll probably see what I can find so see if I can sorta make this possible for myself. And I think I'm not the only one who has ever thought of such a thing since there is a "Literally Real Life" modpack in Curseforge. Lololol
    If you've read thus far, thanks for reading my rambling about a hypothetical.

  • @MLBnDeeznutz
    @MLBnDeeznutz Před rokem +6

    2:58 idk why but this sheep made out of sheep art is just beautiful i cN stare at for days

  • @nazar667
    @nazar667 Před 8 měsíci

    You remember where sign wad saying roblox, but figures were minecraft? The minecraft characters are toys that Roblox has.

  • @Yukii292
    @Yukii292 Před 5 měsíci

    Slab=bals
    "Hey wanna use slabs?"
    "Use what?"
    "Slabs."
    "You mean bal-"

  • @onebilliontacos3405
    @onebilliontacos3405 Před rokem +8

    4:05 Always thought about this, glad too see I'm not the only one.

  • @The_DemonKing
    @The_DemonKing Před rokem +19

    3:44 hi to the 3 people who use timed comments

  • @penchandxeyvenplays1045
    @penchandxeyvenplays1045 Před 3 měsíci

    *Me seeing the thumbnail*
    My brain: Balls
    My mind: Bals

  • @hiltonshort
    @hiltonshort Před 3 měsíci

    後方のスラブはバルスです。フットボールのように蹴ることができ、バスケットボールのように蹴ることもできるので、私はそれらが好きです。

  • @bobthestringbuilder7861
    @bobthestringbuilder7861 Před rokem +39

    The crafting table is like the Anvil from dwarf fortress, when an old world is deleted, a single crafting table escapes and goes into the new world, allowing the cycle to continue.
    Don’t ask where the 1st one came from, it’s in the text when you leave the end probably.

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 Před rokem +9

    With the Crafting Top, you actually have to place it on top of a wood plank, then, with its limited 10 uses, craft the tools, make another Crafting Top, then combine them all into the infinite use Crafting Table. Then you can use the first Crafting Top to make another Crafting Table to share with your friends.
    Kind of a more complex process, as is a lot of Minecraft early game, but hopefully it doesn't dissuade you from trying out more of the game. It gets really fun once you get past the initial learning curve!

    • @Gumpleworp
      @Gumpleworp Před rokem +1

      I’ve made some lifelong friends workin together to make that first infinite-use crafting table. Can’t blame newer players like Phoenix for getting a bit tripped up by it though.

    • @pkmnfrk
      @pkmnfrk Před rokem +1

      expert mod packs in a nutshell

  • @YesImRealGreen
    @YesImRealGreen Před 8 měsíci

    1:12 IT'S THE BACK LEGS!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrKurgan69
    @MrKurgan69 Před 7 měsíci

    4:05 RL Craft in a nut shell

  • @notyours807
    @notyours807 Před rokem +13

    The Banner at 3:37 is not a typo. That's a real thing.

    • @steelcommander5751
      @steelcommander5751 Před 11 měsíci +5

      nah its a typo it shouldvee been CONCENTRATION

    • @XD-tw4uj
      @XD-tw4uj Před 11 měsíci

      @@steelcommander5751ah i see

    • @ImNotBlu
      @ImNotBlu Před 8 měsíci +2

      no its not a typo its a real thing ive seen in it person its in maldives at a hospital

    • @neilmarkv.bernado3048
      @neilmarkv.bernado3048 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@steelcommander5751it is a real thing search it up

  • @Aroace_Raven
    @Aroace_Raven Před rokem +5

    The creeper with wings is from Hermitcraft. Goodtimeswithscar a member made a texture pack with a pumpkin. In the image its Grian, he was just as baffled.

  • @jacobsworld3014
    @jacobsworld3014 Před 4 měsíci

    0:01 AYO WHAT HE DOIN

  • @m00nlight_Drag0n5
    @m00nlight_Drag0n5 Před 6 měsíci

    steve twerkin perfect

  • @besquareorbethere8093
    @besquareorbethere8093 Před rokem +16

    Did anyone else get Bowser's Inside Story vibes from 2:55?

    • @Crackey75
      @Crackey75 Před rokem +4

      DUDE, the giga carrot

    • @ezzran
      @ezzran Před rokem +3

      Exactly what I thought

  • @PhantomGato-v-
    @PhantomGato-v- Před rokem +4

    OH MY GOD DAN TURNED INTO FLAN TOUHOU NO WAY

  • @subscribeto1-rory
    @subscribeto1-rory Před 6 měsíci +1

    if building the crafting table need to craft those things then how do you craft them without a crafting table

  • @TocaCottonKittyDolls
    @TocaCottonKittyDolls Před 6 měsíci

    The thumbnail says: "do not say slab backwards" me: bals

  • @_CasualCat.
    @_CasualCat. Před 10 měsíci +9

    Who thinks they should add more colors to dyes wools concretes etc? Honestly I’d love that.

  • @CZghost
    @CZghost Před rokem +11

    That winged creeper is actually from Hermitcraft. Somebody took a screenshot from Grian's video where they trolled Hermits with this custom creeper model (which is a carved pumpkin, so it's wore on the head). Take an invis potion, equip this creeper model, equip Elytra, and you can sore around as a creeper with wings :D

    • @BrotherLongLegs8
      @BrotherLongLegs8 Před rokem

      👍🤓😍😐💪😍😭😭😬😍😭🤓😍😐❌😳😭😬😳😬😑😭☺️😑🎹☺️👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😊👹👹👹😬👹👹👹👹☺️😬😬😬😬🔫😐👍🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

  • @liamthegoodgamer
    @liamthegoodgamer Před 3 měsíci

    Pic of vid : dont say slab backwards
    Me: its bals bouncy bals

  • @CepBros
    @CepBros Před 8 měsíci +1

    My slab hurts

  • @FatYoshi619
    @FatYoshi619 Před rokem +5

    2:14 im sorry but them kneading the dough with punching noise in the background made me laugh.

  • @sirjorm
    @sirjorm Před rokem +8

    the way phoenix pronounced "Myanmar" absolutely killed me

    • @ASocialistTransGirl
      @ASocialistTransGirl Před rokem

      isnt that how it’s pronounced?+

    • @WikiGaming69
      @WikiGaming69 Před rokem

      thats where i live
      i live near myanmar plaza

    • @sirjorm
      @sirjorm Před rokem

      @@ASocialistTransGirl no..... definitely not

    • @ASocialistTransGirl
      @ASocialistTransGirl Před rokem

      @@sirjorm what’s the IPA pronunciation?
      i googled the pronunciation and it seems he pronounced it correctly

  • @PolandandMe
    @PolandandMe Před 8 měsíci

    The thumbnail says don’t say slab backwards
    Me: Bals/Balls

  • @titanicpikmin
    @titanicpikmin Před 4 měsíci +2

    Sheep squared 🎉