When Your Husband Changes The Bedding | Sarah Millican
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- čas přidán 3. 01. 2022
- I'd rather you just didn't bother, love.
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Taken from Control Enthusiast Live - In her hilarious show, everyone’s favourite potty mouth will tell you about her road rage, her IBS, her favourite word and how she lets her husband know tonight’s the night.
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I have Covid and partner had been looking after the household. I feel very ill, but couldn't help myself telling him he put my two wrong black socks together. He said I am obviously getting a lot better😂
Thanks for the wonderful laugh!!!!!
@@ginnylorenz5265 Oh Thank you Ginny and everyone else I apparently made laugh.
😂😂 Hope you're recovered soon.❤
🤣 Hope you're up and about soon.
She his v funny, but sometimes a bit carried away
I like her personality, but She would get on my nerves in real life 🤫🛌
"Left a toilet roll balanced on the holder without slotting it on the fucking thing"
I'm dying, I'm showing this to my gentleman when he gets home while pointedly chopping carrots.
For added menace, chop them lengthwise.
I wish my wife would put the new roll on the TP holder. She is the guilty party in our house.
Not as bad as leaving the empty roll and not getting a new one out!
@@alisondark8183 Mine has done that too.
I once carefully balanced the tp roll on the tp holder and promptly forgot about it, until I was in he bathroom and had to sneeze. I went to grab a piece off the roll only to see the whole thing fly into the air and land in the toilet. Horrified! Yup my one and only balancing act. Now I keep my tp on the holder and my toilet seat down.
So true. My ex was a chef, and never once cooked at home unless we were having people over who would fawn all over him. I worked, did all the cleaning, shopping, laundry, paid bills, etc, and there were many times he'd stand in the kitchen as if lost in a foreign land and ask why there was nothing on for dinner. A chef. 🙄
So...why did you do all that? Why do it AND complain about it?
@@missellyssabecause they like to complain
Omg! They do so want a medal for doing normal household tasks! “Heavy sigh, wipes brow…. I emptied the dishwasher…”. Pause for applause.
I do feel proud when I empty the dishwasher. Or even put something in it 😅
And when did you last change the car's oil?
@@rodgerq Hahaha! Fair enough, me too!
@Ghostfem Do you really need me to compile a list of things that women won't do because it's a "man's job"? Get bent.
@@jwil4905 Yes, I would like a list of man’s jobs, women won’t do! Because, this week I pushed the bins to the curb, took my car in to have the oil changed, and got our dishwasher fixed. In the past I personally have installed 3 new toilets, Spackled holes, installed molding, painted and papered walls, unclogged drains and installed light fixtures.
I used to do this to myself until I started putting matching sheets, pillowcases and doona cover in one of the pillowcases. That way, they're all together in one bag (the pillowcase) and easy to keep together. This way, no matter who changes the bedding, they'll use the matching stuff.
I do that too 🤣🤣🤣
but then who rubs your vexed buttocks until you fall asleep??
@@Adrienne926 😂😂
Oh my god this is genius!!
@@jessicahoward9046 Thanks but as it is with many good ideas, lots of others have come up with the same idea.
When I thought of it, I was amazed that it hadn't occurred to me before. Like all good ideas, many people think of it and it also seems so obvious once you hear of it or it occurs to you.
I'm in America in the state of Florida , 70yrs old & widowed, & you make me laugh out loud every time!
I'm in Canada in a state of panic.
I'm an Australian nan and the same goes for me! Sarah's a funny bugger! I always get a good laugh out of her performances.
A bed change is an arduous task. I once got lost inside a duvet cover for a week.
Did you find the opening, or have to chew your way out like I did?
Did your partner notice you were missing???🤣
@@sandragriffiths9692 only came looking when the dishes weren't done 😐
@@rodgerq 😂🤣😃😄😅😆
That made me laugh out loud, I’m crying, nearly wetting myself. My husband is watching the fecking news for the fourth time today, hasn’t noticed I’m turning blue with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
My wife still gets mad when I change the sheets... even though they definitely match.
But I guess Star Wars Sheets don't go with the drapes or something.
Yes! Dig the Star Wars sheets.
You obviously need new drapes then.
There's so much sexism against men. It's sickening and a comedian joking about hating her husband makes things worse.
@@tracesprite6078 There are plenty of comedians making fun of women's idiosyncrasies. Handbag and shoe addictions are one of them. I find them hilarious but then I am not the kind of woman that cares about shoes or handbags so I don't take it personally. The thing with comedy is that it takes a dig at humans most ridiculous behaviours. In fact she even makes fun of her own reaction towards her husband. If you don't want to be seen like the men depicted in this comedy there is always a solution. Try a bit harder when it comes to household chores maybe?
"These are not the drapes we are looking for ?" 🤔
I love the preface to the stabbing comment wasn't just "on the news" but rather "on the news in America"
American women, we don't play.
@@lisab9541 yeah...yeah
Not only nutjobs but PROUD of it. 😂🤡🇺🇲🙄🤦♀️
For some added amusement, look up Loraina Bobbitt. She didn't play!
Honest to god, I've said for years that unless my husband sees me doing something, it has not been done. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! The house managed to clean itself, the laundry did itself, and lo and behold, it put itself away. Good God!! The dinner cooked itself. God help us all when he washes his cup. I should stand up and shout hurrah! It is amazing to me that so many h7sbands still live!!!
Right? How did those dishes ever jump from the counter directly above the dishwasher INTO the dishwasher? It's a mystery! :)
What’s worse is women put up with that shite...
@@MrsCrazyrange 😂
These comments aren’t making me want to date or get married. My cats don’t pick the wrong pillow cases.
@@MrsCrazyrange They don't - they nag and nag until they divorce and then it was the wives fault for nagging
We have a beautiful out door living area. I've chose the furniture design, decorated it with gorgeous plants. My husband uses it as a storage area for spare empty boxes.
The pillow cases he put on were mint green.
NO. 😂
They were probably white once😁
In his defence, he was thinking that green was the color of leaves and stems so they went with the flowers. Bless him for having a nice clean bed for her when she’d come home so late from her job.
Sure they're repeats. But each time, there's an inflection or a pause I hadn't appreciated before that reminds me how perfect her timing is.
Shes totally hilarious & pure honest id love 2 see her live shes a pure riot she makes my gut hurt with laughter 😂 ❤ xxx
Honest, she's absolutely bloody brilliant live...thinking about going to see her again this summer 😂
I currently have four housemates who are all young men. It’s a nightmare to remind them to clean up after themselves, so I pick my battles. Thankfully, only two of them have discovered the kitchen. I felt this deep in my soul 🤣😂😭
Have a great year, everybody.
Same to you! Happy new year :)
Shes brilliant...cos she's spot on.🤣🤣
I love it when Sarah posts new content. I always know I'm in for a good laugh! Sarah, you are a real treasure!
Absolute quality humour and so true to life. Thank you
Oh, he's pushing the stroller! Dad of the month!
Women can be resurfacing the driveway in 90 degree weather when their husband's come out and say, Hon, I emptied the ashtrays. Im going to take a nap now.
@Aitchbee oh dear...you have to teach yourself. It took my lay about 8 months to paint one room and never finished. Finally, fed up, I finished it, removed the tarps, rearranged the furniture and detail cleaned the room. It took one weekend. I waited far too long before I booted his ass to the curb. But laziness was the least of the reasons.
Would make sense if it were the other way around. Never heard of a woman resurfacing a driveway
Note to self never ever bring a man home. I'm the one with mismatched blankets and pillow cases. I'm the one who perches toilet paper and I do all the dishes. I'm not dying by 77 knife stabs!!!!!!!
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Sarah Millican on YT getting me through my first work day after New Years - cheers!
I can't get enough Sarah Millican in my life, so funny and so relatable. 😁😁👍👍😁😁👍👍
Oh my gosh ! I laughed so hard I fell off the couch ! All of us women feel like this at times. Like Sarah here, I own up to it, husband sweet as pie but I'm still pissy.
I was at her bobby dazzler show and it was bloody brilliant. Hands down best night of 2021
so true about the men who want a medal for everything. when my mom gets up a bit later than my dad and he has to make coffee, he's honest to god grumpy at her about it. because he had to make coffee! so ridiculous.
Maybe your dad is just a lousy husband and it's not all men.
Ooh, quite sensitive there. You feeling attacked? "The men who want a medal for everything" is very clearly a specific group of men and not "all men", as you took it as
@@kimmy6304 There are also women who want a medal for everything. It's just a personality type where people love to get encouragement and reassurance.
@@tracesprite6078 no
@@kimmy6304 We women love to see ourselves as highly capable and rather like martyrs at times. Some of us wonder why men can't be more like we are. So yes, I think we give ourselves a symbolic medal for being wonderful. Everyone loves to be appreciated, including men.
Both my hubby and I agree on one thing ur the best female comedian out there keep going never stop as u lighten up the dullest days ❤️❤️❤️❤️
My wife does the same thing when she mowed the lawn. Well she did her best but she ran over the tulips and missed several areas. But she should be proud for doing something she doesn't usually do
Marvelous stuff!
When I've dried my bed set and folded it for storage, I put the pillowcase(s) in between the last folding of the duvet cover so they're together.
I fold the duvet cover, sheet/s and all but one pillowcase and put them all in that. That way, they're all together in one bag (the pillowcase).
Me too !
I can't help but saying to my hubby 'Oh, the mayor has a medal for you' when he needs to let me know just what he's done around the house.
perfect
Instead tell him (without sarcasm): "That's great. I love it too when you notice housework I've done."
I honestly did a little happy dance seeing the little blue dot saying a new video was available. Thank you ❤️
You always make me smile out loud.
I think that's called laughing 😆
I think the word you're looking for is "laugh" 😂
She has a valid point. I always announce that clean sheets await when my lady is coming for the weekend.
I totally get the teaspoons 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ditto.
I totally get it‼️ Had a full hip replacement recently for the 1st time my HB has been in charge of washing & remaking 2 QS beds. However all our sheets are stacked in matching enveloped “parcels”. Imagine my surprise when I arrived home fr hospital to a white bottom sheet & a navy top sheet. I had to “explain” the difference between fitted bottom sheets & top flat sheets. I gave up after that, healing in a quiet house is much better. LOL
As a fellow woman I have questions....What do you need two sheets for??? (Serious question.. I have no idea)
@@thesupergreenjudy I understand many people have a bottom sheet only with a doona /duvet/ quilt. My Grandmother (nurse) & Mother taught me to make a bed with 2 sheets. A stint in the ADF making “bedrolls” for room inspection & then making said bed with hospital quarters to boot. We all have our own ways of making beds. My MIL was a nurse too so I guess that’s why it’s so ingrained into me. 💐
@@thesupergreenjudy My spouse and I prefer the bedroom different temps. Our compromise is that we have our own weight blanket or duvet, but sometimes any blanket is still too warm for me so I have a flat sheet on my side. I’ll never be able to sleep without a cover of some type because, you know, monsters under the bed. ;)
@@thesupergreenjudy Hm, me too🤔
I can just imagine your reaction: "How... how on earth did you manage to mix up the sheets when I'd already put them together in matching parcels?!?!" Like he'd gone out of his way to mess it up 😂
I soooo understand 🤣🤣🤣
Love u. U such a sweet heart and so funny. And spot on with your seeing the funny side of life
Yes, Sarah Millican you are a real bobbydazzler. (My grandad used to say that to me sometimes. Bless him)Thanks Sarah❤ from 🇬🇷
U r f-ing hysterical !!!
Okay, Sarah, you change the storm windows, and make sure they match. 😅😂😊
This cheered me up thank you.❤️
Did the police check the pillow cases...😂🤣
I have been sharing these with sis in law, she is now looking to grab tickets when she can get to see family in Scotland. She is thinking of downloading YT, just for Sarah Millican
Relating... our duvet cover is currently on inside out... I'm irked every time I go to sleep, but I'm not fixing it!
OMG Sarah, I laughed and laughed watching this multiple times, reminds me of Kinne's magic coffee table skit. Thanks for the laugh 😃
Thank you for the captions! 🖤
I laughed so hard. I'm not one of the women who's specific about things that way. But I also never expect a medal for absolutely normal things people do. So it's double hilarious and double relatable to me!
*sobs*
i'm "not one of those women" either ... and life was good ... until i married a marvelously kind, loving, amazing horrifically house-destroying Englishman lol... now, with 20 years of him destroying all infrastructure in my house lol i kind of wish i had BEEN one of those women... in fact lol he kinda does too. You don't mind if i therapy here under your comment for a sec do you? thanks youtube stranger lol
Thanks for reminding me why I'm still single and living alone.
She is so funny. I always watch her videos!!!!
Poor Gary 😂
I love getting praise, and so does my boyfriend. The only difference is that I want praise when I do something, and he wants praise for that thing he did six months ago. Again. And again and again, for the same thing that I've already praised him for.
I really love your humour Sarah!!!!! Love!!!!!!!
You are hilarious Sarah!! 🤣✌🏽🎉
Excellent as always. Bingo on the spot issues. However, his being overly about the one household job he's performed since they got married - a common issue needs addressing in 2022 Sarah. One meal cooked for me & that was the last of all & any household chores. gave him 10 yr & ousted the pratt.
"pratt" = what a nice name for him
I fucking love you, Sarah! You always make me laugh, and your material is so relatable.
Why did this make me laugh so much 🤣 is this a new show? Can't remember seeing this clip before 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen this. It’s hysterical.
Just found your channel! You're brilliant!
The husband isn't allowed to change the sheets or load the dishwasher!
You rock amazing super funny.
So true!
"Did the police check the pillow cases?" 😀 haaaahaaaahaaaa
I keep my bedding sets folded into one of the pillow cases, so you don't have to faff about finding things that match (including the right size sheet). Then, when you take the dirties off the bed, just shove into a pillowcase again to keep it tidy and together until washing - also makes it easier to carry the bedding to the machine.
Hilariously funny!
I love Sarah 💛
😆 I needed this
I am over controlled and I get this and it cracked me up!
Oh this is so funny an true !
Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up
Truth, truth, truth.
Laughed until I cried.
I was seeing a girl regularly and we go to my place and she commented on my bedding she was like why doesn’t that pillow have a case and I was like I spilled something on it and haven’t gotten around to changing it she just hmmd
Then she told me about this bloke that she’d hooked up with and instead of an actual pillow case he just put a t shirt over the pillow 🤦🏻♀️
Kinda ingenious.
😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, it functions and the fabric is usually more comfortable so... 🤷🏻♀️
@@melissamarcott1059 it’s such a bachelor/boy thing to do though like I would at least put a cover on once the pillow dried
lmao she should be glad he at least put a t-shirt over it!
Ahahahahaaaaa!!! 🤣😂
Teared up on that one.
My husband has been changing the bedding for years - I learned to a) give him the matching set I want on the bed, and b) go have a shower while he's making the bed, so I don't make 'helpful' suggestions about his method. Domestic bliss.
Aw, cut him some slack! He was only trying to help😊❤️
Really, well he should try harder
Your husband is the greatest.
Thanks from Slam Bang fishing lodge west coast of Vancouver island Kyuquot sound we specialize in good times
I think I’m in love
My partner very kindly brings me a cup of tea in bed at the weekends...but do I hear the last of it !!! When I tick off all the things I do, he shuts up, until the next weekend ☕
THE SHOW IS SOLD OUT! OCTOBER, Calgary, please concider doing another one for us! my bank card wasnt working, so i couldnt get tics... please pretty please: dont say no...
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Hi Sarah, I loved Bobby Dazzler, but I can't find Control Enthusiast anywhere to stream in the USA, any chance you're earlier shows will also be purchasable on Amazon in the USA in the future? Pretty please?
And this is why...I'm so glad I live alone 🙂
Love you Sarah. funny as, i just changed the bed for the wife who has been away for 2mths. I just went and checked the pillow cases. Yup I’m good they match the sheets. Do they have to match the quilt cover as well ? If so I’m in trouble
Circuitous- longer than the most direct way. (I had to google it)
Omg this is me.
oh please come to canada
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My wife says I only have two faults. Everything I say and everything I do.
I live in a apartment complex, and the superintendent said mine was 1 of the few clean apartments in the complex, which explains why they bring the exterminator around once a month.
😂😂
i closed a cupboard door once..
Yeah I'm the same. My mam and grandad both do that with the toilet rolls, I don't know how I've not killed them.
Hee Hee!
“You could rub me button until I pass out”.
I love your bickering. It is cute :3
My husband said I tidied the kitchen for you…… I replied…. Big wowsers…. Then realised I couldn’t find the herbs and spices tin and other things like my millennium wine glasses …. He said he’d put them in the bin as he didn’t think I used them! When I went to the outside bin I found a pair of shoes and a jacket belonging to me…he said you’ve not worn them for ages! 😂
This is true we try but ..XD
Good reasons to stay single FOREVERRRRR !!!!!!