Cutting Room Table: February

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  • čas přidán 24. 03. 2023
  • How many of these news headlines from February do you remember?
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Komentáře • 402

  • @Ben_Brainard
    @Ben_Brainard  Před rokem +62

    Next on Tour:

  • @christophercarey165
    @christophercarey165 Před rokem +802

    I love how both Florida and California are agreeing on the “Latinx” thing. I live in texas and have never heard a Latino say that ever

  • @Smith559
    @Smith559 Před rokem +624

    WHY’D THE INTELLIGENT SUPER PIGS NOT MAKE THE CUT THAT WOULD’VE BEEN AMAZING

  • @AggressiveHooting
    @AggressiveHooting Před rokem +442

    I need this to become a regular series

  • @PhantomFandoms
    @PhantomFandoms Před rokem +174

    "What do you even get by dumping something in a river" "Revolution" has to be one of the best one liners in this show and I'm so upset it wasn't used because that made me cackle for a good minute.

  • @ethansandstedt1551
    @ethansandstedt1551 Před rokem +276

    As a Michigander, I'm surprised that this is somehow the first time I'm hearing anything about a dolphin skull.

  • @Maythe1st
    @Maythe1st Před rokem +80

    Legend says Kentucky is pray to this day…

  • @oliviavanbrink
    @oliviavanbrink Před rokem +31

    I love how Kentucky was just praying the entire time. For anyone who didn’t understand the reference, there is a Christian revival that started in Asbury, Kentucky about a month ago. It isn’t the first one to happen there, and it has been a long-lasting thing in terms of revivals

  • @SimpleGunner
    @SimpleGunner Před rokem +190

    bro, i might be starting to love your cutting room table more than the actual skits. i guess as long as you keep doing the table, we get more cutting room right?

  • @AileenBaker
    @AileenBaker Před rokem +40

    My favorite is knowing how many different costume changes you have to do to sit at your table alone having the MOST insane conversation with yourself, but also how it's comedy gold every. single. time. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Abbyxx812

    A joke you could have made with the super pigs invading from Canada is Florida asking why Alaska isn't a part of it and Alaska popping up with a bunch of Nerf guns and handing them out to everyone because "He's been there the whole time"

  • @Red_panda_fan-101
    @Red_panda_fan-101 Před rokem +36

    Mi: So a dolphin skull is okay?

  • @Rheaa9
    @Rheaa9 Před rokem +10

    I love how Mass's love for dunking stuff in the river and revolution never changes 😌

  • @WrenStanchen
    @WrenStanchen Před rokem +31

    These compilations always highlight at least 3 news stories I haven't heard and must now go find out about.

  • @TheGameMage_
    @TheGameMage_ Před rokem +32

    Honestly I just realized how great this series would be if someone animated your series.

  • @AptMantis2278
    @AptMantis2278 Před rokem +6

    As someone who is legally blind (Aniridia) I loved the blind joke, the reason I don’t find blame jokes offensive is because I don’t see the fence

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel Před rokem +17

    Gov’s Excuse Me never gets old😂

  • @Somedude243
    @Somedude243 Před rokem +40

    The money laundering one was top tear

  • @overdoseproductions9011
    @overdoseproductions9011 Před rokem +27

    Jurassic Park skit had me rofl.

  • @grumpymonk9908
    @grumpymonk9908 Před rokem +14

    Kind of ironic Florida mentioned the showering with clothes thing considering it is technically frowned upon to bath without clothes on here