Weekly News Recap 6/5
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- čas přidán 4. 09. 2024
- I picked a wild year to start reporting the news every week.
Friendly reminder to stop watching mainstream media and get your news directly from the people in the streets. Download Twitter, follow your reps, search your city name, watch the first hand videos, draw your own conclusions.
The rest of the states are like : get it together DC or we unleash Florida
Just imagine that all the states made a clear route from Florida to DC, and gave em’ all a pack a of beers and said “go for it, they didn’t listen”
Just... imagine the chaos of hundreds of drunk Floridians going to DC and spreading chaos.
Awesomehopper 32 yesssssssss
@@jackalope_games2217 but it's cold up there, we good down here. Now for real this better not stop it's fucking glorious.
@@TheGoreforce oh wait- it shouldn't be cold right now! If we leave now, we should be there and back before it gets cold again!😊
Right!!!
Dc is broken and scared now. Wait until the next month comes and everyone in Florida has a stolen vehicle from the police.
Giving military fighting vehicles to the police is looking less and less like it was ever a good idea. And yet, it goes on and on...
Why watch the news when Ben Brainard can tell u everything that happens in ur country, and he can give u a good laugh?
I am Australian and I hate to say no clue what is happening
Christie Walker I think she meant state
exactly
I say the same thing
It would be a good laugh for Canada. Hockey moose and Tim’s. that’s Canada in a nut shell
The opening was AMAZING!! CA: “he’s in a bunker”. FL: “again, that guy can’t golf ⛳️ to save his life” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Florida VS The US Military. I Can’t wait to get that tank.
the military doesn't have a chance
I really want to see that
CENCOM is in Tampa... Should be hilarious
This is the real war
Facts!
FL : and I haven’t even begun
Oh shit it’s bout to get craaaaaaaazy!!
My fellow Floridians! Assemble!
I HAVE THE BARSTOOLS!
I know right? With all the military bases...what could we get into!
destroy!!!!!!!!!!!🙂😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Yeeeeeep
May i join as an honorary Oregonian? I too like chaos 👉👈
I was half expecting a Dr. Who reference with all that WHO being thrown around. 😂
Fay Petersen so was I
nah. just a nod to abbott and costello.
I was kinda hoping for it but they blew it
@@nostalgiaprincess and the world health organization
"no the Doctor kinda of WHO"
"Dr.Who??"
Why is nobody acknowledging the on point clapback by Minnesota at the end there?
DC:
we got the military
Protesters not impressed at all: WE HAVE
*Anonymous
*The Witches
*The Amish
*The Karen's
*The Bloods and Crips
*Celebrities
*Batman and the Joker
*Gen Z (they are crazy)
*The Black community
*The LGBTQ+
*Allies
*POC
*All 50 states
*13 countries
And we still haven't released Florida
Haha awesome
Cry havock and let slip the dog of sunshine?
gen z are a whole other breed. that’s from a gen z hehehe
You forgot Kpop stans
That still leaves about 85+% percent of population.
I'd like to see Kentucky explain their senator holding up progress on the Anti-Lynching bill because he doesn't like how it is worded.
you better keep coming out with content, cause if you stop I'm assuming all of Florida went rogue. a truly terrifying prospect.
That's a great idea! SOMEONE GET THE CANNONS!!! ~Sincerely a Floridian
@@stormspirit5882 don't say that, as a floridian I know there is someone out there that would take this seriously and go try to rob one of the forts that are scattered throughout the state
@@jeremylodge Whose to say someone hasn't already?
@@stormspirit5882 fair point
Domt worry florida i saw you launch the rocket
Yay! Validation!
My friend actually called me to tell me it happened
I'm with Florida for once
Welcome to the Dark Side my apprentice, let the orange juice flow through you.
Scott Gastineau OML XD
MN: More reasonable than DC, more volatile than FL. Proud of my state.
Go Minnesotans! We need change!
Yliana D cucuhigh
Yliana D c
WV is a mood with the [technical glitch].
I honestly don't think that I would survive quarantine without these videos, lol! I would never know anything
1. DC is just... breaking down. Both of them. I still like the character just not what DC is doing.
2. Who... joined the table?
(Quick edit: Not the World Health Organisation)
"that could take years!"
"and burning down precinct only took a couple of minutes"
fucking heard that!
DC is like Florida’s caregiver....
“I’m about to do something drastic”
“Please don’t!”
I'm crying laughing again
Florida man lives on
It's amazing to see you taking all this crap going on and still making me smile!
Me at the beginning of these videos: "why is Florida the main character?"
Me now: "heh heh heh get 'im Florida"
You can't have a video about the country and not have the 3rd largest state within it being a main stay. Especailly because we actually make news both historical and hysterical.
Most of Iowa: protesting and doing good
That one part of Iowa that I just happen to be in: rain rain rain tornado rain rain
Im over in Des Moines debating if going out to buy candles i need is worth it lmao
Florida is my absolute favorite. "I haven't even begun" 🤣🤣🤣
Tough week. You did good. Poor spacemen.
I am legitimately waiting to hear about a tank being stolen now
Oh you will...
What people say: The government needs to change
What the government hears: The government needs to change...for the worse.
Oh DC, if we Floridians can’t stay inside during a hurricane why start now? And FL wonderful job with blowing the Tropical Storm away👍🏻
DC: I have an Army.
The rest of the states: We have a Florida.
"I'm bot to do somethin' drastic!" is probably the best call Florida's ever used.
2020 version of Who's on First?
Yup, that was my thought! Haha
Who's on first?
Thank you for your content, you are by far one of my favorite people to watch.
I laughed out loud when Florida mentioned the I-4 eyesore! 🤣🤣🤣
I know, right?😂😂😂
Next time, we ride through DC. With 1,000 horses.
Floridians will lead the way on chariots being pulled by alligators.
This was an excellent video trying to capture a portion of the past couple of weeks. Also, FL stole a SWAT van!?! Damn.
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Yeah Florida has not even started yet, DC better be getting scared
The one time Florida can be excited about science.
Florida's "I'm boutta do somethin DRASTIC!!!" made me lose it
I heard a tank got stolen in Atlanta, GA
Meanwhile, Maine is in the corner with New Hampshire and Vermont going, “I mean they’re right but, Christ, turn down the crazy a few notches, ay bud?”
"Who."
"You."
"Me what?"
"Tell me who you cut ties with!"
"The WHO!"
Me: *whispers* third base
Oh my god, I had the same exact thought.
Love your videos. The weekly recaps have made this quarantine a lot funnier and much more tolerable.
I am a Floridian and I actually have a basement. Every single person I tell is absolutely shocked and I take pride in that.
I love watching these and remembering everything that has happened this year! WTF 2020!
A rocket WITH PEOPLE no less! First one in a decade! I saw it :)
Excellent! I love these videos! Thank you! And the WHO "who's on first" routine and The Who reference was hilarious!
Bless you, Sir. BLESS YOU. /crying
loving the classic abbott and costello comedy
FL: your rocket launch was the highlight of my year! 🚀🧑🏻🚀🤓
Oh, we getting a tank. And some jets!!
"I've been sheltering in place since March, and this tropical storm was absolutely nothing. 😒" 🤣🤣🤣
Anyway, thanks for the laughs.
The fact that DC is in complete fear fuels me for some reason
This is like the "Who's on first, What's on second" routine but current news.
The Hillsborough library system has them as well because the guy who founded them make them SOP. Anything down there will get water damage.
We didn’t burn down a mall. We burn a strip mall across the street from the mall
The one with the AT&T, or the one with the book store?🤔
Florida getting all serious with the madness smile "I would like to remind you, I haven't even begun." I'm fucking dying.
I love this! I live in Florida and I promise you if we get a chance we WILL get that tank.
I was flipping that day between Channel 9 and Fox. SpaceX launch *flip* Riots *flip* Merlin engines *flip* Molotov cocktails...
These videos are a great way to keep up on current events with a healthy dose of humor. Keep it up, Ben!
man really makes me miss when these protests were at their height 😞
I think MN should've been in this more since this is where it started
Thank you, Ben for making me laugh after a tough week!
Florida: I haven't even begun.
Me, who is WAY TOO CLOSE to Florida: * fear
I mean I love your content already. I make anyone I know watch it, but this was even better.
These recaps are just getting funnier, and your accents are just getting better.
How shit I forgot about the military in NY. They put a friggin tank in front of the capital building in Albany. I saw it everyday on my bus ride to work. Shit was scary
anybody excited to see if Arizona has beef with California when they enter the chat?
“I have already stolen a SWAT van, I WILL steal a tank.”
I cannot wait until Florida begins
This made me smile so hard!
in Providence RI, 20 minutes away from my house, they burned a cop car... and now we have a curfew
Lol a basement? Florida?
You made my day
The nightly world news should be done like this with satire and humor
Utah: The Mormon Karen’s came out
the captions are always my favorite
*Stares in WHY* 🤣
I tell my boyfriend how much I love you after every video. He gets it.
These always are able to make me laugh, it just hurts me how Illinois is represented 😭
Great work Ben ! Keep these up!!!
I feel like Florida stealing a Swat vehicle is just a random Tuesday over there.
Ah Florida. You always make me proud that I was born and raised here.
florida and minnesota really snapped in this one
"Stares in Why"😂😂
I thought WHO usually is pronounced line saying the letters, W-H-O, not “who”, I feel like that would ease the confusion Florida has
Okay but when DC was talking about WHO and FL didnt get it, all i could think of was "whos on first"
Hey, "Who's on first" shoutout.
Like flordia in louisiana we cant have basements cause of flooding.
Funny how no ones talking about the unmarked vans grabbing people off the street, would like to see a few of those agencies trying to defend that in court
I'm still surprised the Amish came out that surprised me more than anything but Florida is right they didn't even get started
I'm surprised NC hasn't joined the table yet
Oh oh! I was there when Florida shot a rocket into space. I watched from a park near-by. It was so cool!
Yummy still no Idaho. We are very unproblematic it sad 😂
I am so happy i found these videos! *joyful chaos*
I remember watching the video of that swat van being stolen.
Bud and Lou are so proud of ya!
As a Californian, “California judgement” is funny
Is it bad so much worse sh*t has happened in 4 years that I forgot about some of this stuff...?
CA: Do you not have basements?
No, and neither do you.
Even a small town in PA(mine) has had a massive riot where police got aggressive. Whoo!
Florida: We shot a rocket into space... Anyone see that ???? NO.....
Accurate.
when you said florida georgia line i was so happy